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1. At what age you kissed a girl for the first time?
2. Was it good?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-be9e_DJ-w0

>> No.12362344

Age 20, never kissed a girl

>> No.12362348

16 - no it was really bad, as with all first kisses

If you had a good first kiss then it was probably /ss/

>> No.12362358

>>12362348
Oh forgot to mention I'm 20 now NEET loser ready to die.

>> No.12362359
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1. ...
2. ...

>> No.12362375

>>12362330
>12 or 13
>i guess, i kept trying to do it to others afterward so there must have been something to it

almost 30 now, hiki for 8 years.. used to be into that sort of thing, now i'm not and wish i hadn't been

>> No.12362379

>>12362330
my first kiss was [spoiler[ with my sister in a closet when I was 6 and she was 5 [/spoiler]

>> No.12362385

>>12362379
Nice, also you don't need the ending spoiler tag if you're ending your post with a spoiler. Also don't misuse spoilers thank you!

>> No.12362392

>>12362330
Never.

>> No.12362396

>>12362330
>1. At what age you kissed a girl for the first time?
Never happened
>2. Was it good?
refer to question 1

>> No.12362404

The only time I was ever in bed with a girl was when I was just a kid and the neighbor girl was a kid, too. We both were playing under the covers in my bed, nothing sexual.
Years later, after I moved away, I learned she was a lesbian and I jack it to gay porn regularly.
I'm still straight, just kissless virgin NEET material.

>> No.12362409

>>12362404
/jp/ - My Blog

>> No.12362416

24, never kissed a girl.

>> No.12362420

At the ripe old age of 12
A random girl asked if I wanted to date and then wanted to kiss to seal the deal. I thought to myself "awesome, I'm going to become a man" then went in all puckered up. She came in hot, mouth agape, for a french kiss. Her teeth hit my nose and we ended up dating for 25 minutes. Never kissed anyone after that, so no idea if kissing is pleasurable.

>> No.12362423

never.
25.
Cant afford to be a hikkineet.

>> No.12362428

>>12362423
Atleast you're going to be a wizard

>> No.12362438

>>12362423
You can't afford to be a NEET? But it takes no effort.

>> No.12362445

>>12362438
Sure, I'll quit my job and then starve to death on the streets.

>>12362428
That doesnt exist, I'm just piece of shit that doesnt even have enough will to go out like the cool kids.

>> No.12362494

Dakimakura kisses are heavenly.

>> No.12362507

>>12362445
some hiki do work anon, is not the same as NEET, although the two go hand in hand more often than not

>> No.12362517

>>12362445
Dying quickly is a better alternative to working to death.

>> No.12362522

>>12362330
I was so young that I don't even remember clearly.

>> No.12362527

>>12362517
Starving is not a quick or painless death.

>> No.12362529

>>12362527
It's extremely fast compared to working.

>> No.12362531

Technically at 6, can't remember much though.

I say legit at 17, was good.

>> No.12362534

>>12362330
Never. But I'm currently listening to this japanese kissing sounds audio, does that count? It's pretty good.

>> No.12362538
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>>12362330
13
I think it was.

She was twice my age though. But then she got married and morbidly obese, much to my barely contained horror when I found out. I couldn't even bear to look at her face.

She used to be cute dammit.

>> No.12362541

26
Never

>> No.12362549
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>>12362529
No clue how you manage. I starved for nearly a month before I was convinced that hikkineet life was not for me.

>> No.12362557

>>12362549
You went a month without food and water? Please report to science labs so they can study your body.

>> No.12362568

16. We banged teeth a lot but it was cute.

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>>12362557
I obviously had water. No human being can stand 3 days without it.

I did not reach the month, anon. I beat a guy, took his groceries and ran. Then it was a desperate struggle to find a job, any job. Worked at a construction for 3 months, got a job at an IT company, and now I am fully functional and paranoid of starving again member of society.

>> No.12362614

>>12362606
3 days and you could have ended it, instead you chose to keep suffering.

Sorry to hear that.

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>>12362614
I do not think you understand what hunger and thirst can do to a person. Thus I reach the conclusion that you are a pampered child, and have always been.

>> No.12362630

I dunno 11 or 12 I think. Kind of like asking "what was your first breakfast?".

>> No.12362633

>>12362628
b-bully..!

>> No.12362634
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>>12362633

>> No.12362635

>>12362628
Nah man don't worry I can't kill myself either, obvious proof we're both here posting.

>> No.12362643

>>12362330
Age 19, never kissed a girl on the lips.

>> No.12362650

>>12362630
Yeah. Haha. It's like breakfast because normal people do it all the time. It's like breakfast for me. I have a gf. She's not from around here though, you probably don't know her. We kiss all the time. Hehe.

>> No.12362651

>BAAAAAAWWWW ;_; never kissed a girl on the lips :(((( pls feel srry4me

Keep crying bitch nigga, your tears are delicious

>> No.12362657

>>12362651
I'll kiss you

>> No.12362660

>>12362650
It is possible to post on /jp/ and not be a wizard apprentice. I'm a NEET, bordering on full blown hikki status and on a disability pension but I still do all right.

>> No.12362661

I asked a girl to kiss for the first time last month. She got mad. If only she'd been a slut.

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>>12362650
This guy's grilfriend's name is "penis".

>> No.12362664

>>12362330
14~15. It was alright I guess, but I prefer making out with dudes.

>> No.12362667

>>12362662
She sounds sexy . I want to meet her

>> No.12362676

I paid a hooker $135 to kiss me.

She said I was the best kisser ever.

>> No.12362678

>>12362676
Put your money where your mouth is... haha

>> No.12362692

>>12362678
ayy good one

>> No.12362719

1. 18 with a 14 year old
2. fuck yeah it was good.

>> No.12362761
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25
Never kissed
Never been in a relationship
Never held hands

What kind of Wizard powers do I get in 5 years? Am I going to be a boring LotR wizard, where all I can do is break some rocks and make light, or can I be a chronomancer or something?

>> No.12362780

>>12362761
Sorry to break it up for you, but you won't be a wizard. That's just a myth.

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>>12362761
Feelio when I'l become a wizard next year.

>> No.12362788

>>12362761

Me too but I am 24!

>> No.12362789

I haven't kissed a girl yet but my first kiss was with a dude when i was 17.

Now I'm just trying to forget it and think that never happened.

>> No.12362790

>>12362606
Why I find that picture so erotic? Just add cum sprinked all over her and it would be perfect.

>> No.12362796

>>12362789
>I haven't kissed a girl yet but my first kiss was with a dude when i was 17.
Your gay?

>> No.12362798

>>12362781

Me too. Let's open a portal to Gensokyo together!

>> No.12362808

>>12362789
>>12362796

As a "normal" straight person, would you guys consider kissing your sister or another man (normal looking) to be worse / better?

>> No.12362809

>>12362796
No, he was a Mtf transgender but i never knew until touched his dick.

>> No.12362812

>>12362780
[citation needed]

>> No.12362820

>>12362445
>>12362549
>>12362606
>>12362614
>>12362628

I'm assuming you guys live in some Western 1st World country.

Which brings me to my next point being you have to be pretty retarded to starve to death in today's modern society.

There are so many safety nets, charity, welfare grabs, hell go pick a fight with the police and you'll get food in prison.

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>>12362798
Can't wait!

>> No.12362824

>>12362330
WHAT!? How can they pressure that girl the lose her first kiss like that?

And why did that girl comply? Would never date a girl like that.

Isn't this illegal in US? You are fat btw.

>> No.12362825

4

it was with my sister, that asshole babysitter decided to watch a R-18 flick on our house and there was a scene of couple making out

>> No.12362830

can I still become a wizard if i kissed a girl before? It was just for fun, she even had a Bf that allowed it and i never did it again since then :(

>> No.12362840

>>12362812
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/virgins
here

>> No.12362850

>>12362840

Untrustworthy source.

>> No.12362873

>>12362330
>1. At what age you kissed a girl for the first time?
I was 16. after that girl, I didn't kiss anything else for ten years.
>2. Was it good?
No, it was terrible. but probably what made it terrible was the horrible crazy bitch girlfriend I had.
recently I started to kiss with prostitutes I'm familiar with. its cute how some gets embarassed about that but not going around naked and sprayed of semen in their apartment.

>> No.12362874

>>12362643
Where did you kiss her, Anon?

>> No.12362879

>>12362873
Cool story

>> No.12362882

>>12362873
>prostitutes I'm familiar with.

What? Why?

>>12362873
>in their apartment.

They work where they live?

>> No.12362884

>>12362873
>probably what made it terrible was the horrible crazy bitch girlfriend I had.

blog bait

leave it at that

>> No.12362900

I barely do a direct contact even with my family...

>> No.12362901

>>12362330
child abuse
her mom/trainer kiss-raped her
and that poor boy gettng used like an object

>> No.12362904

like, 10
and then again at 12
and again at 15
and then it all went downhill

the only kisses that were nice were with the girl i was with at 15, she was really nice, so soft

>> No.12362915

>>12362901
Well yeah, that what I was thinking >>12362824

Why does everyone else seem to think that this is normal?

>> No.12362950

>>12362820
Can you play the latest 2hu though? Also it's not that easy, it's like saying that going into the jungle is easy by just watching a documentary and go.

>> No.12362974

Stealed a kiss when I was around 6-7 yo in the middle of the classroom, in front of everyone. It was good.

Hopefully she is not wishing my death as of now. She was hot.

>>12362507
HikiNEETs do not though. Being a hiki working at home is wonderful anyway, they are missing out.

>> No.12362987

How is this thread still here?

>> No.12363021

How does one kiss 2d girls?

>> No.12363026

>>12363021
With love.

>> No.12363028
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26 years old, kissless virgin.

>> No.12363033
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Never
24

>> No.12363040

16

Don't remember because I was drunk as shit. I assume it was horrible for both of us.

Also I think you would get more replies if you took this to /r9k/

>> No.12363049

>>12363026
What what exactly does one have to do?

>> No.12363064

>>12363040
Why couldn't you at least lie and say you are 18?

>> No.12363065

24 with a 26 year old chinese girl. Shes looks okay(made her step on a scale she came out at 47kg) but not a virgin so I didn't really like it.
I just gave up by 24 and just got a gf. She gets really wet from everything I do to her. I guess those H-Games payed off.

>> No.12363075

>>12363065

Like from China or born / raised here?

>> No.12363076

22 kissless virgin.
I somehow suspect this year to be different.

>>12363065
I assume that 90% of the girls out aren't a virgin anymore at 20+ no? Best to just accept that and settle with somoene okay looking.

>> No.12363077

>>12363076

Well hurry up.

Almost 3/4 of the year is gone.

>> No.12363078

>>12363075
Born in china. She came to the states about a year ago

>> No.12363082

>>12363076
>I assume that 90% of the girls out aren't a virgin anymore at 20+ no? Best to just accept that and settle with somoene okay looking.

Setting for mediocrity?

>> No.12363083

>>12363064
Because I am an honest man of purity.

>> No.12363087

Kissing is great, sex is fucking tedious trash.
Last time I made out was 1 yr ago, never had sex in 7 years.

>> No.12363092

15
yeah i guess. i still know the girl, she's cool

also my favorite toho is youmu

>> No.12363096

>>12363082
You should always strive for better. But the older you get, the less choise you are going to get due to the fact that all the better girls are taken no?

Then again. I have absolutely no experience in this matter. So my opinion/ideas aren't worth shit.

>> No.12363098

>>12363078

What are the differences between those actual chinese and those chinese who are well american and westernised.

>> No.12363098,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12363076
>I assume that 90% of the girls out aren't a virgin anymore at 20+ no?
And who did they lose it to? Shoot for the moon, anon. They aren't just banging classmates.

>But the older you get, the less choise you are going to get due to the fact that all the better girls are taken no?
Nah, women like older men. Older women are fucked though.

>> No.12363098,2 [INTERNAL] 

I never kissed a cute loli kid when I was a fifth grader. I lost my chance. Fuck my life.

>> No.12363098,3 [INTERNAL] 

I kissed a girl when I was 18. First and last time.

It's fucking gross, like someone spitting on their hand and rubbing it around in your mouth. She snuck it up on me and I pushed her away and ran outside.

6 years later and I haven't touched a girl since.

>> No.12363098,4 [INTERNAL] 

I kissed the neighbor girl when I was like 9 and she was 10. I didn't understand really about girls or anything at that age so I just casually mentioned it to my mom and my mom told her mom and she got in big trouble. I was outside her house and she came out red-faced and just kept saying "You told... you told."

Sigh...

>> No.12363098,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>12363098,3
>like someone spitting on their hand and rubbing it around in your mouth
hoshii.......

>> No.12363098,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>12363098,4
>You told... you told
Cute!

>> No.12363098,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>12363098,6
Shut the fuck up homo.

>> No.12363098,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>12363098,7
Do not bully my friend

>> No.12363098,9 [INTERNAL] 

I want to kiss a loli. Any tips?

>> No.12363098,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>12363098,8
Don't tell me what to do gayboy.

>> No.12363098,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>12363098,9
*tips fedora*

HOpe that was enough

>> No.12363098,12 [INTERNAL] 

This thread is not different than tumblr, please kill yourselves kudasai.

>> No.12363098,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>12363098,12
What's wrong today? You're acting weird.

>> No.12363098,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>12363098,13
I just sucked over 9000 penises and most people called me a fag, I can't even do my job without being judged.

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