Monster Girl General

[Anonymous No.]

Posting a new thread as we've hit the image limit

[Anonymous No.]

first!

also whch monster wud you Drive with?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no slime girl 2hu

[Anonymous No.]

This is a bad idea

[Anonymous No.]

I want to brutally kill monster girls and display their heads on pikes in a glorious march.

[Anonymous No.]

No one post here until the old thread dies, cool it down damnit.

[Anonymous No.]

Are we going to end up like /hsg/, guys?

[Anonymous No.]

Too soon OP.
What's wrong with discussing without images for now?

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>>12340316
That is a pretty good image to segue into not using touhou's for every damn OP.

[Anonymous No.]

Previous thread is still alive and being used. Please post there for now until it finally dies.
>>12333881

[Anonymous No.]

>>12340329
>>12340340
>>12340341
>>12340342
>>12340357

What's the point of posting on an image board with no damn images? We were sentenced to /jp/ not Reddit. That other thread has been imageless for 7 hours.

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>>12340331
Stick around, I want to talk grimdark with you, once the old thread dies.

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>>12340364
It's the fact that your threads will fill up /jp/.

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>>12340364
Deal with it, not posting anymore until other thread falls off. And is you are a false flagger, get a fucking life.

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>>12340348
Your image must come from a Fatalpulse doujin.

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>>12340331

Fuck off back to MGU or /tg/ Edgelord.

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>>12340364
Oh my god, hold the phone. Seven hours? Wow, that's like, going to sleep and then waking up. That's a really long time to not post any images! You must really be suffering!

>>12340342
Gotta have my reaction images.

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>>12340412
filename from 2006
a master is out

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>>12340387
Who are you to order that monster girls are save from guro and ryona?

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>>12340369
Two threads on the board at one time isn't going to fill anything.

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>>12340412
Go blog about lolis fagotron

[Anonymous No.]

>>12340327
We can always dream, anon.

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>>12340316
Why don't you go to a board with a higher image limit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12340480
>>12340493

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>>12340511
Fun fact, the posting changes a few months ago?
/jp/'s image limit is 300 where the majority of other boards is 250.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

Best Succubus or BEST Succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12340581
why live

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>>12340591
Tits too big, sorry, not into it.

I want attractive road bumps, not disgusting sand bags.

[Anonymous No.]

This must be a thinly veiled Okuu thread

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>>12340316
Are you fucking retarded, or do you just not care?

Because we specifically said we would wait for the thread to die before we make a new one.

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>>12341189
Very thinly if that's true, since those are actually Papi and Suu.

[Anonymous No.]

So, on the topic of monster girls, which one wouldfnjkkkkkkkfffffffffffffsscs,gmflplv

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>>12341189
That's impossible. Nobody likes Okuu.

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>>12341351
Are you ok there m8?

[Anonymous No.]

Any new games lately? Shit has been quiet since MGQ. I mean, you have that VH5 game, but I don't like their style of h-scenes.

Especially all that shit being shoved your dickhole.

[Joker !f..YKvatBI No.]

Why aren't the Elemental's popular? They teach ya magic like in Avatar.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>12341491
Because lich is cooler for those inclined to the magical arts and you need to get other three elementals if you don't want to be looked down as an amateur by other wizards.

[Anonymous No.]

--mgg Poll--

Age:
Ethnicity:
Sexual Preference:
Diagnosed Mental Illnesses:

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>>12341559
r u a wizard ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12341574
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12341577
Yes I am a wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

Hitting image limit is not a reason to make a new thread, furryfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12341574
Age: 17
Ethnicity: Philippino
Sexual Preference: Gay
Diagnosed Mental Illnesses: Asbergers Syndrome

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>>12341583
Cool what are your spells?

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>>12340316
What's the name of this series? Just out of curiosity.

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>>12341586
We have no choice really. Sorry if it bothers you and /jp/ in general but its not our fault that an active thread gets thrown into a slow board. I understand there is a lot of mad people around, the /mgg/ crowd and /jp/ but this is entirely the mods fault. For once, the ones in charge to fuck up everything wasnt us.
And monstergirls are not furry

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>>12341593
Touhou

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>>12341597
Nobody asked you retard. Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

Go back to seven(7)chan furfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>12341600
Not enough doujins of this Touhou girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12341593
Everyday Monster Girls / Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou

[Anonymous No.]

>>12341586
We tried to tell him that, too.

>>12341597
Please, don't speak on our behalf.
You're not one of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12341593
Sorry, it's specifically "Daily Life With A Monster Girl" on english.

[Anonymous No.]

So I haven't been to these threads for a couple of months. It took me a little while to find out they are on /jp/ now. My question is do the writefags still update here at all or not?

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>>12341623
Yeah, some posted on previous thread, which is still alive >>12333881, and several writefags have posted updates on it. You can always find updates on the Pastebin Master list or on the new Blogspot.

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>>12341623
How you even find out?
Yes, they post here

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>>12341589
Feed the Cat, Stare into Void, Eat the Garbage, Swallow the Pride, Report the Post, and Cry into Bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12341628
Ah I see. I just went to the first MG thread I saw.
>>12341630
>How you even find out?
I went to the pastebin and looked at the news section.
I just wanted to know if the writefags still posted at all since I had a few questions for them.

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>>12341609
>>12341613

Thank you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12341644
A whole bunch of writefags keep in touch on the IRC if you can be bothered to brave those depths to get your questions answered.

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>>12341607
That would have been so much better if she was fucking a man instead of a little boy

Size difference like that when the guy's full grown? So it doesn't look like she's just fucking a 10 year old? I would be diamonds

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>>12341607
There is like a mountain of doujins with her.

[Anonymous No.]

Show me a Kitsune that isn't lewd and I'll show you an Ushi-Oni that isn't a rape machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12341684
Err.. there any writefags that don't fester around in a IRC?

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>>12341699
That's pretty pedo, anon

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>>12341789
Most of us still do browse the threads. If you have a question just ask it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12341789
You can wait for them to appear on the threads or just post your question directed at the writefag in here and hope they see it, but other than that I don't see how you could contact them without going to the ICR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12341789
Well, Alpanon doesn't. But I doubt you want anything from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12341814
Putting up the link to my update since the other thread went into a better place.
http://pastebin.com/5m1waKVB

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>>12341901
>Tia coughed.
I know that's a legitimate grammatically correct sentence, but it doesn't sit well with me. I still your stories though, keep on on trucking.

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>>12341921
>doesn't sit well with me
Is there like, a tangible reason for this? Keep in mind English is my third language, there might be a nuance I'm not getting.

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>>12341777
Aren't all kitsune lewd by definition?

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>>12341926
Like, it's grammatically correct. However, when speaking or writing about said event, it feel odd to just have two words in a sentence unless it's a response. Also, third language and you can write that well in it? Fucking hell mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12341930
>unless it's a response
Well, it's basically just direct continuation of
>Tia took a little sip and immediately came to regret it. Dwarven spirits were mighty strong indeed.
Maybe it makes more sense now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12341942
Now it sounds even more awkward. You should have gone with something like. "Tia took a little sip and immediate came to regret it, as she coughed just from the tiniest taste." Or something like that. But hey, to each his own writing style.

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>>12341929

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>>12341945
>to each his own
D-don't say that after correcting me, dammit!
>>12341960
Is that a yes? Because I think that's a yes.

[Anonymous No.]

RAN RAN RU

[Anonymous No.]

>>12341966
Damn, that shit was back in 2008. Amazing how time flies.

Ronald McDonald is not a Monster Girl though Anon. A mermaid is though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12341945
So... anything else you could advice me with?
>>12341977
Why does that Mermaid look so nerdy?

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>>12341368
Yeah, I wish

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>>12342016
What did you expect? You will get a cancer just by standing near her

[Anonymous No.]

Yet another installment in the 'Tumblr's quest to ruin all that you love' series.

Why won't they discontinue it already.

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>>12342030
Why would you even bring that here? Are you a bad guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342030
Hahahaha christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342030
Anon, I do you want to get reported for terrorism? Because I suggest you stop that shit before you get reported by someone for terrorism.

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>>12342034
So we can discuss it's artistic merits and offer interpretations of course

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>>12342030
Shit, nigga.
That supposed to be parody, right? Previous pictures were really terrible, but something tumbrl can possible like. This is plain spooky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342042
>artistic merits
Wurm not like. Wurm smash.

[Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma No.]

>>12342030
What the fuck is going on with that face

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>>12341997
>Why does that Mermaid look so nerdy?
Because she's a teacher. Possibly the best.
>>12342030
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342049
Wurm a shit

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>>12340591

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>>12341351

Oh shit... I think he's kill..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342107
>Wurm a shit
You're still invited to her birthday party, but you won't get any pancakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342068
That's the face of someone who wants to slay the patriarchy

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>>12342029
Man I love that artist. Some dark stuff but interesting stories.

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>>12340316
Fuck dammit hasn't moot decided to send you fucking bastards back to /a/ already.

Like what do we have to fucking do here? Will we have to make an organized effort to spam these threads until we get what we want? I doubt our emails to moot will do much.

Fuck you moot we're not a quarantine board for /a/'s cancer, even if that's what you wanted originally.

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>>12342125
It's just /jp/ returning to its original roots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342125
Moot had nothing to do with our move here though. Please be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342125
>we

Stop trying to talk for the whole board turbonerd.

>we're not a quarantine board for /a/'s cancer
Except that's exactly what we are and mostly good things come out of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342130
>Stop trying to talk for the whole board turbonerd.

I'm clearly not the only one upset about this, dumbshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12340581
You son of a bitch, even here you remind me.

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>>12342125
I l-love you t-too, Anon...

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>>12342134
all the people who cared about making /jp/ a properly elitist board died years ago in the /jp/caust

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>>12342134
But there's also a whole lot of anons who are tired of people like you practicing vigilantism and elitism at the wrong times.

Don't misunderstand me, /jp/ needs people like you who will do these kind of things, but in this case you are not doing it to protect /jp/, you are just doing it to be a rebel.

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>>12342143
Monster girl generals from /a/ are practically the number one thing that it's acceptable to try and shit off the board.

Okay, that's not true, shitty blogging circlejerks and that one thread about Western internet attention whores that is inexplicably not around are worse.

But it's up there.

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>>12342143
Monster girl generals from /a/ are practically the number one thing that it's acceptable to try and shit off the board.

Okay, that's not true, shitty blogging circlejerks and that one thread about Western internet attention whores that is inexplicably not being deleted are worse.

But it's up there.

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>>12342143
>but in this case you are not doing it to protect /jp/, you are just doing it to be a rebel.

No, I'm trying to stop a deluge of alien posters. Also these threads suck even if they're on /a/ where they ought to say.

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>>12342143
Please justify why these threads should not be allowed here, but shit like idols and japanese 3d girlbands are fine.

Monstergirls are by far not the worst thing we can have contained here and I actually think that they are interesting to read and a decent contribution to /jp/

[Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma No.]

>>12342154
Are you bad at reading? He wasn't against it at all/

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>>12342137
>perfection
With a moo-moo here and a snusnu there~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342156
His post stating that he wants to spam these threads off of this board indicate otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342157
Got be careful, or else you'll end up with a snusnued pelvis. Though if her milk is as powerful as it claims to be I don't think I'd mind.

[Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma No.]

>>12342159
READ IT BETTER

PLEASE

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>>12341777

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>>12342143
I think most of /jp/, if they care, think that those threads and their posters, don't fit inside /jp/. Be it from a negative standpoint or a positive one. I don't want a mingling with /a/ posters and I also think the slow speed of /jp/ is not what they are looking for or need for their threads to work. So conflict is gonna happen, until we can make a compromise or they get out of /jp/.
/a/ mods are just too lazy to do decent work, but I can't take part of the responsibilty away from /mgg/ since apparently they couldn't contain their autism and made themself a target for being purged.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck off. You don't know the first fucking thing about /jp/. People are supposed to lurk before posting (what an archaic concept) and every poster in the monster girl threads has utterly and completely failed to give a shit about that. Their default response to being told to fuck off is to make a bigger fatter filter list that allows them to post retarded unwanted shit with impunity.

There's absolutely no fucking reason /jp/ should be FORCED to take this shitty fetish general, not any more than /a/ should be forced to eat your average /v/tard's (on-topic!) shitty rec threads. .

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to not tip the Holstaurus as they may be in heat and tip you instead.

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>>12342171
Bitches in suits...
>>12342169
That only happens if you don't take good care of her needs. A cow needs to be milked twice a day, you know...
>>12342175
I'm on /jp/ for these threads and nothing else, and I'm going to stay out of your way otherwise. What about it is so horrible to you?

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>>12342171
Here you go.

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>>12342180
Because, as you admit yourself, you have absolutely no fucking business being here. Fuck off back to /a/, or any other imageboard of your choice that doesn't involve invading an existing community.

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>>12342154
>shit like idols and japanese 3d girlbands are fine.
They are mentioned in the rules and they were on /jp/ since day one.
>Monstergirls are by far not the worst thing we can have contained here
Just look at shitty posts like >>12340327, >>12340581, >>12342110 or >>12342138. We do not need more memespouting retards from /abv/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342184
>fuck off back to /a/
But that's not an option. Maybe you should just not come into these threads? You'll find that they don't follow you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342183
meh, i already have that one

[Anonymous No.]

Where were you for the last four fucking years when /jp/ actually needed help?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342179
But what if I want that?
>>12342180
I know, but sometimes you just want crazy pelvis shattering sex followed by soft gentle cuddles and lots of milk to help you heal.

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>>12342187
Then use /b/. Or /foolz/. Or find a single person who makes more than sixty dollars a year and have him host a board for you. Maybe you should just not come into /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

So, are mods deleting Anon's posts or is it doing it itself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342183
>Ushi-Oni maid fighting a triceratops
This makes no sense.

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>>12342193
Then the Holstaurus Rancher politely asks you to leave or she'll sick her Dog Girls on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342206
Hm. Horny Holstaurus, followed by eager wan-wan? Sounds like a deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342206
But she's already my wife, I could probably get her to agree to it if I promise to do some extra work either around the house or in the bedroom.

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>>12342204

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>>12342195
what world do you live in where people delete their criticism of a shitty roleplaying thread all on their own

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>>12342212
Being a farmhand on a Monster Girl Farm sounds like it would be neat.

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>>12342216
I would be happy every day of my life there.

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>>12342214
So then it's the mods who are deleting those posts.
Seems like a pretty clear message from their part.

[Anonymous No.]

Just as a question, this is /d/ fetish material minus the porn, right? Does /d/ not allow discussions or why was there a need for monster girl threads on /a/ for something else than those mangas?

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, contain your image posting; delete them afterwards if needed.
We don't want to reach 300 images with only 350 posts.

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>>12342221
this is basically the equivalent of a /v/ mod storming into /a/ and then babysitting all the shitty rec threads + anime feminism threads

literally nobody on 4chan staff gives a shit about /jp/ except as a containment board and trash can so unfortunately there's nobody to push back for us

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>>12342222
>Does /d/ not allow discussions?
They kind of just dump images and that's it. Also they'll put futa or diapers into it or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342229
Kiggers does

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342226
Lets just make new threads since the natives arent using the bandwidth we will fuck them and their complaints we easily outnumber them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342222
> minus the porn
No, there's a shittonne of porn.
We're just on a blue board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342222
We kinda want to avoidd the porn dumps, because those just turn into fetish wars

[Anonymous No.]

Why doesn't this just go on /b/?.. I can't take it easy when I'm surrounded by predatory beasts... jannyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342222
Because these threads aren't entirely fetish material. This thread is meant to be able to contain and discuss the vast spectrum of Monster Girl materials. Doujin stuff like Monster Girl Encyclopedia, Anime like Muromi-san, Manga like EMG and Dumpire, show off various images made from pixiv or such, and etc.

Monster Girls are like a genre, similar to Mech shit or Haram shit, and this thread is meant to be a place where anything from said genre can be brought up and discussed, as well as discuss common themes and traits of said genre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342244
so just go to /d/ then. You could post all the porn you want. /d/eviants are friendly I heard, they wouldn't spam futa when they already have 15 threads for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342222
Neither /d/, /c/, or /e/ allow for discussion as they are mostly Image dumps.
/a/ is a pretty good option since we do talk about certain manga and anime works containing monster girls and it was like before hand, but most of our discussion is centered around MGE and the works of Kenkou Cross which do happen to be /jp/ related.
We have reduced the quantity of discussion done on individual anime and manga works and now post it on individual threads on /a/ to prevent them from being deleted, and we discuss everything else in here.
If some of the posts right now seem to be of "low-quality" it's only because of the time at which they are being posted.

We try to sage our posts and do so most of the time just like /jp/ does even though it isn't an official rule and we try to keep ourselves contained withing a single thread, but we can't simply dissapear or go somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342269
Saying that /d/ doesn't allow discussion is bullshit,you've clearly never been to /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342260
I don't actually mind the topic being here in principle but these threads seem like they're simply packed overly excitable children from /a/ who feel no obligation to not act like retards because "we're not really part of /jp/, we're just here because people made us invade your board.".

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>>12342260
>Anime like Muromi-san, Manga like EMG and Dumpire
Anime and manga go to /a/. Just punch the mod in the face and tell him that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342260

This.

Also, a little thing for the faggot who said to go to /m/ even though he was just shitposting.

I've got them for /v/, /co/ and /k/ too.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow you guys don't seem to get along

I'm going back to /mgqg/, bye~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342272
We've been here what, three days? We're still kinda jumpy and unacclimatised.
Please forgive us in these fractious early times, /jp/, we will learn to live by your laws.

> shitposts promptly deleted
It's like living in a world where criminals are smote with lightning from the sky. I am filled with a combination of awe and fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342260
So basically you can go to /d/ but you want to keep your circle jerk intact? Learn to be concise you dumb nigger

Haha wow the mod is literally just sitting there staring at the screen deleting shit he doesn't like lmao what a fucking tranny faggot that needs to go back to his shitty containment board here's some help lard arse >>>/a/
>>>/a/
>>>/a/

>>12342280
>~
Get the fuck out of here queer fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342283
>Please forgive us in these fractious early times, /jp/, we will learn to live by your laws.
It could happen. /jp/ used to be the MGQ board. There are a few people who will hate you forever on principle but some of it is because you guys seem like incredibly awful guests.

>It's like living in a world where criminals are smote with lightning from the sky.
It wasn't like this before.

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>>12342269
Well you have to sage. Otherwise it can take quite some time for the thread to go to page 10. Some threads here hold for weeks up to months. Honestly I didn't even knew there was an image limit, it just never was a concern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342290
And it won't be like this after because its just faggot mod who's sitting there babysitting the thread so he can contain the shitstorm he caused by telling these guys to come here

What
>>>/a/
Loser

[Anonymous No.]

>>12341439
VH5 was pretty vanilla actually. Barely even counts as a monster girl game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342244
That scene was shitty

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nyHPIcbn88

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl has the smelliest cunny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12341439
There's that new MGQ RPG one in progress. I also believe it's going to be translated.

KC was making a Monster Girl game. I don't know if he still is, but he's redone old artwork and tweeted screenshots of it, so I assume something is being done with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342311
Because this isn't old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342326
>KC was making a Monster Girl
Really? I heard of the new subspecies, but nothing of a game.
Where can we get news of all this anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342339
>>KC was making a Monster Girl
meant to say Monster Girl game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342339
https://twitter.com/k_cross
http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/
He's been working on this game for a long time, so it'll probably never see the light of day. It's just a generic RPG though, but at least it gives us updated art of older Monster Girls from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342326
>KC was making a Monster Girl game
vaporware

[Anonymous No.]

Posted in dead thread.

Second Across The Land Twice Over chapter is up now.

Hope you like it.

http://pastebin.com/fEez9006

[Anonymous No.]

wow this thread is deader than the vg one

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342499
Cause it's still early in the morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342290
> awful guests

Then' what can we do, besides saving and not posting multiple threads, which we don't do, to be better received?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342652
*saging

[Anonymous No.]

Don't know how many people are in this thread (or will be) that were not last night when I posted, but the two-thread rule seems to still be safe, I guess?

Laska Chapter 5 is up.

http://bobanon.pbworks.com/w/page/83818735/Laska%20Part%205

http://pastebin.com/prYnYD0e

I need to find a way to limit page width on PBWorks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342687
Fuck off bob.

[Anonymous No.]

More like Monster HURL.

This shit makes me wanna puke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342743

[Anonymous No.]

>>12341368
I like Okuu

[Anonymous No.]

how is this otaku culture related?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342753
Fucking owned. Cry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342030
What the hell, mang?

>>12342764
Everybody does.
/jp/ - Okuu Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342789
Please don't bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342753
My megabusters X_X

[Anonymous No.]

>>12341966
EI EI OH
EI EI OH

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342821

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342802
Why not Okuulture ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342789
>>12342816
>>12342835
>>12342847

IS IT TIME FOR A NEW EPIC MAY MAY?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342562
I thought jp was full of neets with irregular sleeping patterns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342873
Thank you, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342893
That's what I'm here for

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342893
Mouth was a little off center

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12342932
Sharpen the mouth a bit, looks off with it being blurry.

[Anonymous No.]

is there anything more to miaa than liking kurusu and clothes?
I do wonder if she actually has any hobbies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342943
If Hound-senpai says so

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342952
Cooking, swimming and arcades

[Anonymous No.]

>>12341368
I like Okuu...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342993
>Cooking
considering how bad her cooking is im not convinced she does it often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343023
Rather often actually its just that she has no sense of taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342326
It's not a priority for him until the second volume of MGE-2 is complete which itself is only happening when he's near 200 total profiles

We might even get World Guide 3 before any of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342326
It's not a priority for him until the second volume of the MGE is complete which itself is only happening when he's near 200 total profiles

We might even get World Guide 3 before any of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342891
/jp/ visit this only to shitpost from time to time

[Anonymous No.]

Post girls you'd like to see as MGs, and as what kind. Pic related as salamander for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343155

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343155
as a snake/frog chimera

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343155
As a Lizard girl with blue scales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343173

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343155
Salamander or lava golem

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343155
Ikaruga as a phoenix girl
Is there a phoenix MG design?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343169
>>12343203
>>12342879
stop wasting images you cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343215
Setting a harpy on fire would produce acceptable results I would think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343215

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343219

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342976
>Miia trying to think of how to kill Batman

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342687
Is the Manticore gonna hook up with that one dude Laska raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343203
you're breaking my heart anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343211

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342993
>Arcades
Now I wanna see Miia play DDR

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343390
DDR is a leg game anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343567
it's actually much easier to play it with your hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343567

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343578
You possess some mad photoshop skillz, m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343173
I only have her as a lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343567
That's why I wanted to see her play it
It would be hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343219
Not that guy, but couldn't we just link imgur pics to conserve on images/use more when we hit the limit?
http://imgur.com/95EBzR9

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343656
Between that and deleting your own images? Could work out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343155
I really want to see her as a Salamander

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343656

Or you could just stop spamming the same images every thread and/or posting Jojo as "reactions."

[Anonymous No.]

So how about dem cats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343656
It's not like it matters. The bump limit for images is the same as it is for posts.

It's not like a thread that hits the bump limit is going to be pruned within the hour. Kancolle threads and the OC drawthread are active right up until they drop off. Consider doing the same!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343732
Kancole threads were also moved here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343743
It's not like that matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343756
>1808 / 189 / 8
Wow, that's impressive

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343743
Kancolle threads have been here for a year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343778
I'm pretty sure I saw KanColle threads on /a/ the same time when /mgg/ were there

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343704
Or we could just take back /a/ and get out of this slow shithole know as /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343817
>take back /a/
>get sneak back into /a/
It technically wasn't ours to begin with
/a/ belongs to everybody

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343817

You reverse-legion fags are just as bad as the other ones. Get over it. We got moved and the staff stance is abundantly clear. Unless moot himself graces us with his presence, it ain't changing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343852
*>not sneak back in

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343869
If they could deal with manga threads, I'm sure they'd be fine going back to /a/.
There had been a few the past couple of days with no shit posting and not deleted by mods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343718
They are not wolves.

[Anonymous No.]

I just wanna rub a pregnant dog girlor cat girl's tummy

[Anonymous No.]

tfw no qt cyclops ;-;

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344196
>Those thighs.

Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344196
Oh shit.
You gonna scan that anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344207
http://i.imgur.com/qrTIWAo.jpg
the product image. but guess i could scan when everyone here's asleep so as not to cause any accidents

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344217
Please do, that would be very kind. I really wanna see this shit.
But, what's it like?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to kill a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344217
It seems fairly dead anyway; doesn't look like you'll be stepping on any toes.
>>12344281
Why would you do such a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344281
I want to save a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344258
It makes lewd squelching noises when i touch the inside
>>12344286
I meant to say at home...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344300
That looks silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344300
And what exactly does that have to do with a muscular dragon girl?
I was expecting fake scales around the opening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344302

Completely. And it doesn't look like that great of quality silicone either. There's a reason every knows about the Dragon Dildo company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344300
never had much luck with onaholes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344217
How are you going to scan it? Isn't it onahole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344217
Oh its an onahole.
Thought it was a doujin. My bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344306
if i stuff it in a plastic cup and decorate it with scales. would that work?
>>12344302
i guess it does.
>>12344316
The box art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344196
Those fuckin' thighs, jesus christ.

[Anonymoose !!rEkSWzi2+mz No.]

http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/83838625/Chapter%2074

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344418
Is there a Baphomet yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344418
splendid

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344418
Fuck yes!

The best time of the day has come!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344418
>the Baphomet used to be a dude
yeah nah that's gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344431
Why are baphomets such cuties?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344473
I always listen to miracle hina whenever i have a bad day

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344479

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343631

>Sanae as a Snake

Wouldn't it be more fitting for her to be a slug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344449
Demonic Energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344486
i dont get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344446
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344493

Three-way deadlock.

Suwako is the Kero no Kami, Kanako is the Hebi no Kami, so Sanae would be the slug.

Frogs beats slug, slug beats snake, snake beats frog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12340591
She actually kills you though, disqualified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344507
I think Anonymoose mentioned that the baphomet in his story possibly used to be male before succubus demon lord magic kicked in
But there's nothing left of that old self outside of some very vague memories so it really makes very little difference

[Anonymous No.]

Does Gnome have a mud pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

http://imgur.com/q0ZJ6Ga,R9Dlrjh,ns3oFki,W9vCBOp,1IsJSaO,AzxiWMJ,52sjAQC,Vo3NJW1,1nJRqzW#0

Preview pages for the new Sandworm doujin coming out at C86

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344523
>used to be male
DROPPED

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344562
Literally any of the really old and powerful monster girls in MGE could be this because some of them were male monsters that were transformed into monster girls
But their minds were altered with it, so they're now absolutely 100% female with no recollections of their old selves, it's not like with Alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344560
well never see it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344560
>Preview
It's half of the fucking thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344446
>>12344523
>>12344562
>>12344568
>Crone is a witch
>Talks about how she was an old WOMAN who had to sacrifice people to extend her lifespan before the new Demon lord gave her eternal youth

>Baphomet finally shows up
>Says and does nothing aside from smack talk and kicking the shit out of the magic roid hulk

You niggers need to learn how to read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344560
>the first MGE doujin
>it's fucking sandworm instead of an actually good monster girl
I hate this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344583
>Its a good monster girl instead of a good monster girl
I'm confused by this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344585
I'd rather have something like Pharaoh if it has to be a desert one
Sandworm is just a disgusting abomination

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344568
The anubis is probably the same. She's been around a lot longer, but doesn't seem to have many (if any) memories before waking up in her new form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344560
Holy shit, that fucking long tongue.

My dick is now linear acytylenic carbon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342687
>http://pastebin.com/prYnYD0e

Wait, was Amanda in the original? I can't remember.
I love it regardless. Thanks, Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to "Mare"-y Cerea and hold back a giggle as she gets nervous and eats a flower from her bouquet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344560
She looks really yander-ish
Not sure if I want or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344634
>holding back a giggle
>not holding back a chuckle

What are you, some sort of woman?

I agree though, the idea of a centaur just casually eating flowers is pretty cute.
Imagine coming back home on the day of your anniversary with a box of chocolates and a bouquet of roses, both of them for her to eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344634
Why is her face messy
Why isn't she smiling.
I smell bias

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344516
I'm upset because I only know that from reading fucking Naruto. I wish I could go back in time and stop that bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344592
>like Pharaoh
Are you for real?
First monstergirl doujin featuring literally plain human on snake?
It's called MONSTERgirl for a reason, so they choose one who actually doesn't look like a cosplayer with fluffy tail or human on a broom

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344560

Nice. Hopefully more MGE doujins will appear sooner or later. I really want to see a Manticore or Werewolf one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344560
>Tonguejobs
I am cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344642
she's chewing a flower and it stuck to her sweaty chin. She's nervous and sweating bullets.

Horses sweat despite being covered in fur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344560

That artist's Sandworm is actually making her one of my favourites. She's pretty cute if you can get past the being swallowed by a giant worm part. But other than that, she's got it all: Big tits, cute face, adores licking you all over, blowjobs, always covered in lube, red eyes. I hope we get to see the whole thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344657
Honestly the worm part's insides kinda add to the fun
>having sex while you're surrounded by soft, moist, fleshy walls
>more tongues all over the inside that she can lick and bind you with
>flesh around you contracting rhythmically, as if it were massaging both your bodies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344583
It could be worse. It could be another fucking manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344646
Considering the vast majority of people like monster girls DESPITE their monstrous features, why does it have to be a 90% monster one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344560
Shit, I can't tell if that Sandworm is bigger or smaller than Sarlacc,

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344672
The worm is just a shell. I wouldn't even count it as the body itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344592
There's already plenty of pharaoh doujins. You're gonna write that down in history is is a classic and there's several more like the guy banging the evil sleeping queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344694
But how many people do you think wouldn't prefer her if she didn't have that worm "shell"? Also, the worm definitely is a part of her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344646
Speaking of Pharaoh
Do you think a lonely, husbandless Pharaoh would ever get some really twisted lewd ideas involving her snake "familiar"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344670
>>12344647

>Wanting Manticore ever

The more I look at this shitty short that I wrote involving a Manticore teacher, the more I begin to question myself why it had to be one of them instead of something more fun.

Like an Ogre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344519

What?

There are no death scenes in the game or the OVAs, you must have mistaken her for something else.

Also, yes, she is best succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344708
>ogre
Literally just a green woman that beats you nearly to death before raping you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344692
>Implying that question hasn't been answered

>>12344694
Bullshit. Sandworm is the worst case of KC not having a goodamn clue of how to describe things. The woman part is obviously a modified tongue, and the body is even mentioned as having the pre-demon lord monster appearance. But nope, can't have that in muh not-dune waifu. The woman is the "true" body contrary to all logic.

Just like the Fallen God mindbreaks and rapes the fuck out of people but "It's only letting their natural desires come out so it's totally not mindbreak guis"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344716

Yeah and a Manticore is literally a woman in kemonomimi that fellates you with a fleshy lotus for a tail.

Point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344716
>beats you nearly to death
No she doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344720
>No! The guy who made thing is obviously wrong about it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344726
Well, the Manticore's a bit more exotic. Even with your description.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344736

Shame I can't write for shit, then.

I blame Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344694
>I wouldn't even count it as the body itself.
>In contrast with the shell, the “inside of the mouth” is covered with soft walls of flesh, and these have the alluring soft body of a woman. This body is specialized for making love with a man and the entire thing is like female genitalia. Every part of it gives pleasure to a man, and functions as an erogenous zone for tasting pleasure from him. Also, inside the mouth mucous called “digestive fluid” is secreted. It doesn’t cause harm to the human body, however it eliminates resistance to pleasure by dissolving any clothing or armor a man is wearing, and sticking to his skin.

Considering she uses the inside of said "shell" almost as much as her "main body" to pleasure you, I'd disagree with that.

[Anonymous No.]

Are ya'll ready for a ink girl and a 2d girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344743
>I blame Bob.
We all do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344746
We can't not. It's like a transmissible disease at this point, and it won't stop until even Bob hates himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344735

>A good idea can't have bad execution
The guy is an artist and not a writer and it shows bigtime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344745
I like her design already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344753
>if it's not a horrifying monster that eats you alive it's bad execution

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344746

I could technically link it, but i'm afraid to.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Polt the best non harem girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344757
Considering that's the sort of thing a monster with a design like that naturally lends itself towards, yes, she should have been like that. Baiting men toward their deaths with the female-shaped "lure".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344753
I can't not agree with that, must have misunderstood the first sentence. My apologies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344762
>furry
>man hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344757

>Stick fleshy woman-shaped tongue in monster mouth
>The tongue is totally the main woman

I didn't say shit about behavior. He's the one who writes contradictory stuff in that department.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344762
Kii is great, but barely featured. Draco is cute, but a dyke. So yes, she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344766
>fluffy
>paws and claws
>can dig your own grave for you in about 20 minutes

What's not to like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344770
Then what would you have wanted her to be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344551
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344294
From what?

[Anonymous No.]

How about more of the giant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344762
How could anyone hate Polt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344789
The horrors of a mundane and slightly less happy life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342687

>Zoe's parents were from bob's other story

Oh, I forgot that. Kinda neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344778
>fluffy
Too much of a good thing.
>paws and claws
Which don't look particularly attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344805
Hey man, don't ignore the last point. That was my coup de grâce of reasons to like Polt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344746

Indeed

but other than futa Cheshire and Laska's abrupt "lol Dadanon dies" ending, Bob has been pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344778
>in about 20 minutes
More like 20 seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344818
I'm a big guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344568
I call bullshit. KC made this world to appeal to stressed out, thirsty males. You really anyone would be satisfied if the were all ex dudes? They were monstrosities, no real gender. Even alps come from human males turned incubi, who were homosexuals anyway. No, fuck your view.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344746
>>12344746

http://pastebin.com/PnTHDgCE

I blame him entirely for getting me drunk enough to actually attempt writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344824
To be fair Alps are specifically there to appeal to closet gays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344839
does word of god say that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344779
Something that actually makes sense. Like say the worm is a worm, and the tongue is an organ it developed to interact with men. So you could still have all the waifu bait of it hugging and kissing you and everything else, but it's still a hundred foot monstrous worm that loves you.

It's the difference between an autonomous android and a remote drone.

But then again, I'd be just as happy with a Tremors version that drags you in with three loli lure bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344844
So... you just want to fuck a giant worm? Are you sure monster girls is the fetish you're looking for and not general xenophilia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344796
I find the nose a turnoff, actually. I won't actively badmouth the kind lass, though. She's sweet as candy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344790
I'd rather fuck the little girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344853
She's taken.
By the giant.
Such a cute little couple they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344851
Fair enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344850

Sandworms are pretty low on my list. The art is fine. It's the description of how it works that's borked. I mean it's not Selki levels of fucking stupid but it's up there.

All you have to do with the sandworm is try the same situation with any other creature to see how stupid it is.
>So there's this giant dragon
>But its tongue is shaped like a girl
>But the girl is totally the real creature even though it's just a squishy pink thing with no brain
>Just ignore the teeth and eyes and scales and giant fucking wings and when the dragon breathes fire now and then
>Totally not the dragon that's the real creature

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344827
When you have a dialogue lead into narrative (as in, non-dialogue) without a straight up period, don't capitalise the first letter of the narrative.

>A click of a buttoned clasp coming undone, and the shuffling of something withdrawing came from behind me.

This is a sentence fragment. Might want to put more to that sentence so as to make it make sense.

That aside, your writing is pretty competent.
Actually, it's not really bad at all, technically speaking.
Good work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344882
>Selki levels of fucking stupid

But Selkies actually are pretty much exactly how KC describes them. In their actual myth they are actual seal in their suits and there are also males who will bork your wife, but you can steal a female selkies suit and make her your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344762
Yes. Or Tio I can't really decide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344882
That is exactly what dragon girls in MGQ are like

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344890

T-thanks?

[Anonymous No.]

We're autosaging, new thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344882
>Selki levels of fucking stupid
Take it up with the Scots and Irish.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle with a granberry

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344907
>Setochian horrors
The horror, the horror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344915
You're retarded, kill yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344915
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344926
Oh ok.

>>12344922
Wow, rude, I was just asking a question.

Polite sage for offtopic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344915
Don't worry. This thread still has a day or two of life left...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344921
Uguu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344944
Wow, that slow huh? Sometimes I forget every board isn't like /__/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344863
Then I shall fuck both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344957

>Not the token tsundere

You disappoint, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Did caption anon make that amazoness one yet?

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12344959
I asked Hitomis guy about ever getting her in a bikini.
MelonBooks exclusive soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344975
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344796
I want to impregnate her and rub her pregnant tummy as she lays on her side

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344980
if you did that, her leg would kick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344980
Now I'm imagining Polt cleaning her child by licking her, while the kid's making pic related as a face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344975

God save you, Hound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345036
That would only add to the excitement
>>12345040
I'd rather imagine her digging up her prized bone to give it to her pups for teething

[Anonymous No.]

Would you prefer Ushi-oni to be:

-Full-on rape train,
-Aggressively lustful but still in control,
-Only rapey without the seal, or
-Blushes when you hold her hand

I'm more of option #2. The rape train bit would get bland after a week and several broken bones.

[Anonymous No.]

I just wanna see a Baby Lamia wrap her tail around her bottle as she drinks from it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345082
What about Polt playing mother to a bunch of triplets?
They get in a scuffle, and she has to pick them all up to separate them. Two in her hands, and one in her mouth, by the scruff of their collar.

[Anonymous No.]

Can your monster waifu drive a car? Or would letting her do so be fatal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345141

I'm fine with whatever she wants to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345141
Options 2, 3 and 4. All at once.

>>12345151
Depends. Can harpies drive stick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344975
What did you have to do to make that happen? Did he owe you a solid or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345155

I think her wings would get in the way, maybe she wouldn't even fit in the car. You could always get an automagic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345148
HNNGGGGG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345155
Well, they drive my stick crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh yeah I almost forgot
Don't forget to praise your fluffy tailed overlords

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345151
mai waifu can't fit in the car, but she's as fast as a car.

I wonder how fast rachnera is

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have a heart attack upon seeing a winged monstergirl stay airborne and cutely fly around by flapping her wings like pic related, regardless of her weight and size

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345218
You'd hear her coming* long before you saw her. Those tiny wings would have to be buzzing like a hyperactive bumblebee's.
*no, not like that. Mind out of the gutter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345247
If we're going to be introducing realism to this, then wouldn't her metabolism speed and energy consumption be many times that of a regular human?

Let's just stick in the world of fantasy and say that her wings generate some reduced-gravity field so she can fly using them.

PSEUDOSCIENCE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345208
Anon, horses aren't anywhere close to a car in terms of speed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345247
>Those tiny wings would have to be buzzing like a hyperactive bumblebee's.
they are magic anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345263

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345256
I love pseudoscience! Too many fantasy waifus in this thread, not enough soft sci-fi waifus.
>You will never an alien who through a miracle of convergent evolution (/effects budget constraints) looks a bit like a human woman.

[Anonymous No.]

yebat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345269
I see nothing in your image that disproves my statement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345263
And their stamina sucks balls. Plus they're not really efficient.
A trained human could cross-country leagues better than one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345269
What is that that's been scribbled out?
Judging by the context of the artist's hand crushed by a hoof, some personal fact about Cerea?
There's a weight measurement for something there, but I don't know what that 31KG could be referring to when it comes to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345270
Would you a Red Falcon waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345277
Look beneath the explanation of Papi's wingspan. If I'm reading it right, Cerea is capable of running 60 kilometers an hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345281
The girls weight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345285
So that 31KG is Papi's weight, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345283
And any semi-modern car is capable of 150+kph.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12345186
I asked him when we'd see her in a bikini last night and woke up to a message from him saying it'd be coming out soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345298
I want to buy my face in that, especially since she's inviting me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345269
Long Miia is LOOOOOOOOOOONNGG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345327
Good

10 foot lamia like what most artists do couldn't even hold themselves upright

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345298
Fuck, man. I didn't realize you held such power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345330
Mmm I want a foot-long with lamia meat. Probably tastes like chicken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345332

All the major tripfags (Hound, TF, ELH, LDR) basically are connected to the point they can get us information or in contact with authors/etc without any effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345263
>>12345278
then i'll buy a truck/large van so i can travel with mai waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345353
shouldn't she say neigh?

[Anonymous No.]

Does Miia have a forked tongue? Or a particularly long tongue?
That one piece of artwork that recently got finished aside, I don't recall seeing her with a snakey tongue.

Maybe it was in the first few chapters, and I just forgot about it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pamper mai waifu so she grows big and fat, then she gets self concious about her weight as i press my rock hard dick into her back and massage her poochy gut.

Then she can work out and lose the weight and treat me to smelly sweaty armpits as we cuddle.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12345332
Well, it'll be an exclusive.
And I might not be able to get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344602
No, Amanda was not in the original. Glad you liked it.

>>12344802
Yeah, from the MGC CYOA. Cameos can be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345332
Or the dude was already planning on it.

>>12345350
What's sad is I'm pretty sure you believe this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345363
Seriously trying to remember. The answer is in the full moon chapter, the part where she tries seducing Kumihito by licking his chest.

That pic got posted so often, and for the love in me I can't remember...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345374

These are the same people that provide us OC and things like Q&As from Crabman/KC/etc. Not that big of a stretch to say what that anon did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345365
That's a pregnant Cerea, not a fat Cerea
Try again
FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

[Anonymous No.]

So out of curiosity, what 2hus would be even considered monster girls? Most have only 1 or 2 body aspects, like animal ears or tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345393
actually it's fat.

i'm thinking of asking for preg next, but human pregbelly, not anatomically correct horsepregbelly. It's for fappin, not science!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345400
Kagerou is a hairy werewolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345363
>>12345380
Unclear, it's probably just long

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345404
>actually it's fat.
Then it's horribly done

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345400
You can get away with just ears and tail as long as they ACT really monsterous. Wolfgirls having crazy-good smell and wandering around in packs and being generally murderous; foxgirls liking liver and being cunning bitches; etc.
I dunno 2hu, so I don't know if any of that applies.

But if you can fap to it, who really cares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345404
Nah, Fat Cerea needs big love handles along with the beer gut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345365
I find it disturbing that her womb is at the front and the pussy is at the back end. does that mean her vagina goes through the whole horse part. man, thats some horse pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345421
Nah it's stupid. Either Cerea was being painfully unaware of her own biology, Crabman fucked up, or he thought that was the only way we would see her as pragnet during her fantasy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345412
It's really not. It was drawn for me, and i told the guy to draw more bellyfat than anything because it's for me to tug my weiner to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345423
I'm imagining the child rampaging around the internal organs of her horse body during childbirth

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345423
Look at this. I can't fap to this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344714
Sex with her drains your life I mean. Only the MC can sex her and not die.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

Oh hey, yous' guys got moved to /jp/ now?

Cool, you ever watched a Batsu before? GCCX? They're a lot of fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345423
Most likely the last. He probably thought a pregnant human belly would be more easily identifiable for what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345454
but look at this. Now this gets me hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345459
I love both.
>MG batsu
Oh my god yes
It can also be a rape-y MG that comes out; my favourite is the 24-hour gym endurance batsu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345459
My experience with watching Batsu games is limited to pick related, among many other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345350
>ELH is connected
Well shit I guess that's the end for us

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345471
pic-related*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345413
Uhh tough, our foxgirl likes grilled tofu. The werewolf is actually nice and gentle, just has a hair problem. One of our catgirls steals corpses to fuel hell and the crowgirl controls thermo nuclear powers. They are mostly not that different, they like to drink, some like to eat humans and all shoot millions of bullets.

Lots of nice porn though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345459
Can't say I have, but I've got time to burn right now so might as well check some out.
Also, more BS when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345474

Give it a fucking rest IRC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345400
Well, from what I understand, the human like appearance isn't the true form of most 2hus. It just looks like that to humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345471
Hamada, outooooo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345463
and beyond that

LOOK HOW FUCKING CUTE HER DAUGHTER IS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345489
Miia's daughter is cuter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345486
No they look like that. Most weak youkai don't have a human form. Not sure if there is a correlation. But likely it's just that the point is anthropomorphism of mythic beings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345487
I like it when Matsumoto plays dirty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345495
DIDDN'T KNOW THIS WAS THE DAUGHTER OLYMPICS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345478
GCCX is really good, KAcho is awesome.
But start at the beginning, there's a lot of running jokes and materials and references.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345477
Amen to that.
Is the touhou fandom just that perverted? I don't mind though but there really isn't any hint of sexing it in the games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345489

>Oppai loli centaur daughteru
Oh my

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>12345478
I'd link you the 24/7 stream, but Justintv is dead now, and so is that channel. Trust me though, you should find some Batsu subbed torrents and watch that shit. It's do good.

People are still interested is Bizarre Slime? I thought people hated it/didn't really care for it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345489
>Daughter looks like a clone of mother
Why does so much animu do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345514
In japan anything popular with females will have porn made of it. But it's not to such a big extent as you might think. I was at an event in japan and atleast 2/3 of the mangas made were non-h. Quite a few romance non-h too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345530
>I thought people hated it/didn't really care for it?
Whoever said that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345526

I just realized her daughter has boobs.

What the dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345538
Its better than not a single member of the family having the same hair or eye color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345530
The shitposters and shitty mods were bitching about their "Posting standards" over in /a/. They aren't here.
And when they try to come over and shit on the thread, they get slapped down pretty quick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345541
>I just realized a girl has boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345541
Apparently Centaurs mature faster than other species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345489
Darling and Cerea's theoretical daughter is stacked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345545
If we could convert their autism into energy. The sheer amount of power generated would break apart the laws of physics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345547

No, I mean, look at her. She barely reaches Darling's waist, she seems to be no older than 5 years old.

Five year olds don't normally have boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345530
There'll always be someone to hate anything on 4chan, but I'd hardly say no one is interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345541

And judging by her height she'd be like a kindergartner. She's [Noise]-tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345454

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVp3pGLRWkI

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345530
>Bromont doesn't know they moved to ustream
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/gaki-no-tsukai2
Do some fucking research Bromont

[Anonymous No.]

You can never escape me, /mgg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345555
Centaurs have massive boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345489
I want to have that Centaur Daughter.
I want to hug her, kiss her cheek and tell her she's beautiful and tuck her in every night

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345563
>implying I want to escape those two

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345555
Five year olds usually aren't centaurs either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345564
Yeah man, but that stuff doesn't develop until sexual maturity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345572
And most humans can't walk right after they're born

But I'll bet you she could

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345572
I guess then she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345573
Just imagine a centaur daughter stumbling towards you right after birth, dried off with a towel, and walks towards you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345555
Half-centaur. There's probably some crazy growth hormone mismatch going on there.
(What would a half-centaur even look like?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345541
A trademark of female centaurs is gazongas. they need it because "baby centaurs need alot of milk" eventhough it doesn't work that way, but i'm still glad the rule is big boobs. Even for daughterfoals.

[Anonymous No.]

I hear Japan likes horse pussy the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345584
A centaur is already a half breed, either they give birth to a centaur or a human, there is no middle ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345586
>eventhough it doesn't work that way,
on magic boobs it does

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>12345466
>my favourite is the 24-hour gym endurance batsu.

Awwwv shit, wasn't that the very first one? That moment where that second white clothed guy comes out and pretends to stave off the first black punishment guy, only to rip off his clothes and reveal he's an even worse punishment was magnificent.

>>12345471
Fucking Hamada.

>>12345540
/tg/ did

Well, a couple people from /tg/ did. But they're very vocal. I swear I read somewhere on /a/ that nobody cared about that shit anymore and everyone was annoyed by it. I'm guessing I read wrong, though. I don't know, I've kinda be out of the loop for quite some time now. Just what happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345597
Tg is full of spergs and warqueers.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>12345561
AWWWW SHIT, SON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345530
>>12345597
>I thought people hated it/didn't really care for it?
The tiniest vocal minority in the history of mankind, call Guinness. The get back at that shit son, we will always love your stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345597
Backseat moderation of the worst kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345597
Yeah that one!
I marathoned some episodes with some buddies and it was awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345615
I don't get that pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345620
Autism

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>12345614
Alright. Sure thing.

>>12345615
>The knights of manga shall return soon

I don't get this. Are they like.. the diamond dozen Quentin thing or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345635
Indeed, and out out of all the shitters, this guys posts are the most comical.
>>12345641
He has a lejun mentality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345620
Entitled autistic whiner who considers himself to pretty much be the "savior of /a/". He and some other shitboots whined long and loud enough for a mod to boot us to /jp/.
Entitlement-kun was the worst shitposter because he constantly referred to things as being his. "My board" "My thread" ect.
Now let us stop speaking of him and his ilk and enjoy a nice discussion about monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345615
Sounds like a godamned chunii

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345620
There's not much to get. My estimate is the post it's replying to is asking why there's deletions of monstergirl threads.

Then this fellow whose post you see screencapped got it into his head that he was part of some glorious crusade with his band of chivalrous knights.
Hell, that bit about TF just looks like they're being raised on some pedestal to be worshipped.
In a nutshell, >>12345635.

Seeing as Bromont's here anyway, now's as good a time as any to ask this:
I never got into Bizarre Slime. What am I in for if I start reading it? I just want to know if it's worthwhile for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345670
Generally, awesome protagonists and some straight up Jojo levels of craziness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345594
But muh genetics... Thinking about it, to make a centaur properly, with minimal effort, you'd probably need to have almost a complete set of both human and horse genes, with some other things to control where they're expressed; even if you take out duplicated parts, you'll end up with either more or very different-looking chromosomes, so I'd say humans and centaurs can't interbreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345539
And it is exactly that reason why I am absolutely shocked that no EMG doujins have been made. Shocked and upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345679
I can't help but think of the Touhou parody from No More Heroes whenever I read the name, but that sounds pretty fun too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345685
>Monster girls
>Logic
Please anon these are masturbatory fantasies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345539
Do you mean "anything popular CONTAINING females", or "anything that is popular amongst females"?
'Cos I have difficulty believing the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345685
We're just finding out that most of human DNA is garbage that doesn't actually do anything

But anyway, the idea of anything like a centaur being a natural creation is so hilarious I can't breathe

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345694
What if I get off to logic? What does that entail then?

Besides me being a very strange individual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345704
>We're just finding out that most of human DNA is garbage that doesn't actually do anything

Have you read a book in the last 10 years? Just curious.

Because if you think that then you are retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345694
How can you say you love her if you won't massively overanalyse everything about her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345707
Then you should get into genetics and help make monster girls a reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345707
Fap to Vulcans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345641
Wasn't it Diamond Dogs?
And what was the deal with that, Bromont?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345710

>Human hips on a centaur

What is this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345694
The waifu science will never stop! Centaurs and nagas should probably have small breasts, they're unbalanced enough as it is. Harpies should *look* like they have big boobs, but really they're normally sized ones over the massive flight muscles they need.

(Also, from a purely artistic perspective, I don't think honking great bazoongas work on a snake girl)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345717
I'd rather they stay 2D to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345728
Then you are not my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345725

>Centaurs and nagas should probably have small breasts, they're unbalanced enough as it is

Speaking of balance, how would that bird girl in your picture even fly having a human head? Shit's heavy, yo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345679
>Jojo levels of craziness
Well fuck, now I have to read it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345723
The Diamond Dogs were/are? essentially the anti-handhelds in public and DmC defense force.

That's all you need to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345704
That's not how I comprehend it.

Sure, there's probably a lot of chunks which are quite mysterious, or are left over from a long time ago in human history, but I wouldn't be comfortable with anybody removing even a few ATCG sequences from the majority of my cells.

>>12345717
To hard; I'll just invent a slime-like material that contracts when you apply a stimulus like heat or low voltage to it, and then market it as a smilegirl onahole.

>>12345719
Way ahead of you, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345724
Makes slightly more sense than Lamia hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345526
You call that oppai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345738
OH lord.
And I guess it stopped since it was used in MGSV right?
Also, I kinda like the Bowie track.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345744
It's all relative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345744
its more buxom than the average loli for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345741
Well hurry up and invent it then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345742
>Hating on the hips
Monster

If you're going to hate something, hate the ass most artists refuse to not draw when they draw snake bitches

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>12345670
Uh.. well..

Bizarre Slime was originally a blueprint for my own monster girl visual novel. It was a collaborative effort with /a/, that's what the threads were like back years ago.

Basically, since KC/Toro had the medieval setting locked, and the crab man has the modern setting locked, I made up a future setting with monster girls. Cyberpunk city with semen as a currency and all that. Think Phantasy Star, but instead of just humans, CASTS, and beastmen there's all the colors of the monster girl rainbow.

That's the setting. Future monster girls in a city built for them.

Anyway, all the stories take place in entirely different areas with different cute monster girls and MC.

Iunno if that interests you or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345725
If sticking to reality means a harpy can't have big boobs, then I renounce reality.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>12345691
I played the shit out of Bizarre Jelly 5, man. Travis Touchdown has taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345758
No, it seems pretty damn interesting. I could always do with more futuristic settings in my life.
Heck, I'll probably pick it up once I've finished the physical books I'm reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345733
>in before "clearly, her head's empty"
I'm gonna say "anime art style draws heads too big". Pretend that's a normal-to-slightly-small sized head on a very large bird's body.
>>12345742
True. But naga hips still make more sense than naga butts. Tails do not come after bums.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ really? This has happened permanently?

Anyways; I'm sitting around Kyūhoji station with a comiket catalogue on my lap, anyone I should look up?

I've hit I to U on day 1 and there's not much related content.

There was a kancolle x cromartie parody though, picked the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345762
Harpies ought to have big boobs, though. IRL birds have their body mass concentrated across their chests; it's where they keep the wing-flapping muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345758
>Phantasy Star
I hope you mean more of the original, and Star Ocean is also a great example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345762
Clearly they're full of gas, as a buoyancy aid.
>>12345771
>>12345754
Snakeassmind

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345775
Large breasts would only flap around wildly and not contribute to flight in any way

They'd have fuckhuge chests for the muscles but I don't see them having huge titties

Not that I care about realism when it comes to that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345774
Isn't that Sandworm doujin supposed to be at comiket?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345774
>kancolle x cromartie parody
I hope you're planing on scanning that if no one else does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345774
wrong thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345781
>She gets a doujin
Fucking shit taste elevens, christ

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345789
I don't mind if it means we get doujins of the other girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345791
art style looks familiar...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345781
Uh yeah, I'm looking out for that one, slap stick something or rather.

>>12345782
Of course.

>>12345783
>monster girl general
>Monster girl doujin?
>wrong thread.

Sasuga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345791
7010 draws the softest looking girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345733
>Winged, chicken-legged lolis get called "harpies" throughout the thread.
>Post a harpy
>"bird girl"
>mfw

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345793
That's because it's 7010.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345799
You're doing God's work, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345782
Hopefully it actually is a cromartie x kancolle parody and not just a wacky sample.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>12345777
Both really, dude.

I loved playing PS on my Genesis, but PSO really grew on me. Obviously, the originals are always going to be the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345791

>>12345804
>>12345793
Yeah, I think the artist is 7010. At least that's what Gelbooru says.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girl stalkers are the creepiest of stalkers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345808
I wonder if we get a Fist of the North star one too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345803
I don't want to fuck her. I just want to cuddle with her everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345816
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345816
>Monster Girl stalkers
>creepiest stalkers

you havent spent enough time in the zone, comrade

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345817
There was an Akagi/Kaiji one too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345821
Putin is best monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345793
ah thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345530
I'm probably a little late but ustream gaki-no-tsukai2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345803
What kind of bird is she supposed to be? I though only owls could do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345829
>Putin is best
No need to be verbose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345816
The smile and the tear looking glare really sell it. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345803
gotta make a distinction between cute fuckable jrpg harpies and the bloodythirsty monsters of greek mythology

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345833

Do you guys delete your images right after posting them to save on image limit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345819
You say that like it's weird.
>>12345842
Speckled waifuhawk, very rare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345816
The creepiest and the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344560
>>12344592
>>12344646
If it HAS to be a desert monstergirl, I think we all know who should be next.

In the meantime, we settle for Sandworm.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this a monstergirl /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345860
Aren't her horns fake or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345860
>Fake horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345864
Yes
>>12345860
Technically, yes.

She is a super cutie nonetheless

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345789
>not liking sandworm-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345864
her tits arn't and thats what matters

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345858

In all fairness, he makes Sandworm pretty hot.
I'd love to see what he could do for the other MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345864
They are. The useless meat is 100% natural though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345860

She's a Demon Lord, so yeah.
Its a shame her horns are fake, I wonder what KC's DL would look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345860
>>12345878
I would have watched this if they weren't retarded fake horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345878
I'll always be grateful to that series for producing my favorite ffm_threesome group

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345860
It's cute, who cares?

Photo unrelated, but also cute: so who cares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345754
No don't get wrong i really like Lamia hips. Its just that they make no sense as to why they have them. I guess I shouldn't nitpick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345858
I love that picture

The tennis ball just makes it so much better

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345882
Something close to the Lilim, I reckon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345887
The dragon lady, the merchant and money? Money is female, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345816
>The future happens
>Monstergirl genetics becomes a thing
>Cybernetics become prolific and widespread along with it
>Soon fully sapient robotgirls are walking around
>Virus monstergirls propagate from robotgirls and cybernetically enhanced monstergirls
>Virus infects your computer, and starts trying to seduce you by creating scenarios that appeal to all your fetishes
>Starts editing family photos to replace every face except yours with her own
>Sends out emails with the intent of distancing any potential competition away from you
>Unable to browse the internet without her displaying herself to you
>Leave the computer and step outside
>She jumps into your phone
>Uses the phone to jump into robotgirls and possesses them, trying to tear your clothes off
>You escape, but she ends up possessing the cybernetics in monstergirls, and influences their thoughts to try and get them to rape you

All this potential, and the medieval setting is still the dominant setting... why?

[Anonymous No.]

Bromont, you still around?
If so, you ever gonna do more work on Bizarre Slime Aqua? Through sheer coincidence, I stumbled across you posting in the thread where BS Aqua started and that's what made me start lurking monster girl threads in the first place. Been reading the other new Bizarre Slime stories too, but it feels like you've been ignoring that one and BS America.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345886
I would have liked getting Spice and Wolf S3 more, but Tits and Potato turned out to be enjoyable too in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345898
Hero, Demon King and Female Knight you pleb

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345890
>Its just that they make no sense as to why they have them
It does, actually

Most snakes are on their entire stomach the vast, vast majority of their lives. Lamia would keep themselves upright. If they have any human organs at all that would cause sagging as the organs are unsupported.

The bowl shape of a pelvis, even one that didn't have legs attached, would help this. Also because of the pelvis' structure there would have to be muscles attached to it, creating something of a hip structure anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345901

I remember writing that greentext about a techno succubus.
That was a fun thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345816

Thats a fun site

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345912
I remember reading that, it was fun.

I miss all the fun.

Where for art thou Moth-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345912
Yeah, I vaguely remember that being a pretty neat story. What I wrote just now was inspired by that a bit, I think.
The idea of a virus monstergirl is just cool to me. It's why I've been harping on about it occasionally for a few months now.

Speaking of, do you have a link to that greentext?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345901
Because monster girls are based of medieval/ancient greek monster stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345901
>Major Kusanagi as a monstergirl.

Muh dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345922
Not that guy, but I compiled the greentexts when they were first made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345916
Are those things supposed to be dumb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345922

It was capped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345926
Which kind of monster girl would fit her best?

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>12345905
Oh.

Sure man, I'll work on it over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345858
Yeah I know who it should be. Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345928
It varies, since they're described as "simple minded". In that regard they should at least have the intelligence level of Karl Pilkington.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345928

Wurms? They're supposed to be simple. These threads, however, make them literally retarded.

Which is why even though she was a background character, I love the Book-Wurm in the Tarrasque story

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345931
Hmmm...

Lizard girl?
That stupid mouse ninja?
Techno-bus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345928
They're supposed to be "simple".
Time and threadcanon has mutated them into adorable retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345937
Do you have a link to this Tarrasque story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345901
This sounds a bit like Megaman X's storyline.
Are reploids monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345925
Then we'll drag monstergirls into the 21st century!

>>12345928
Wurms have been flanderized into being dumb in general. A few stories that played off of how generally simple they are soon careened into stories about tucking wurms into bed at night, and them being afraid of the dark.

So during the day, they'd go outside with glass jars and try to capture the sunlight to bring inside with them.

...That's probably not 100% how the story went, but you get the idea. Real childlike and innocent, if extremely lustful.

>>12345927
>>12345930
Thanks, guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345931
Fuck! A mantis!

A techno mantis girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345936
I would also invoke the Forest Gump comparison.

Dumb blonde level stupid without the bimbo and significantly more 'girl next door' with a penchant to bulldozing the countryside to mate with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345944

http://pastebin.com/KMYvY8Ds

The Wurm in question is around line 277

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345909
>It actually makes biological sense
Now I can love it even more
Actually it doesn't really matter to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345943
>dat pic
HNNGH
I love wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345907
The joke can see the other side of the hill from its position far above your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345957
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345909
I love having anatomical discussions with anons.

Like the arguments over how butt wings are fucking terrible and simply don't work on any level.

And then having anons describe them as secondary sexual characteristics to aid in courtship and coupling, especially re: succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345943
What is that book she's reading meant to be, anyway?

I can make out "Love _an B_om".

Is it a reference to something, or just a nothing title?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345980
Oh anon, how innocent are thee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345980
Love Can Bloom
Ancient /tg/ writefaggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345980

Love Can Bloom, a rather well-known bit of 40k writefaggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345980
Eversor temple assasins and gary knights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345932
You're the best.
No matter what the vocal assholes say, never forget you have a huge following of readers that love what you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345982
You should know that I have the heart and mind of an eight year old girl, housed in the body of a 250 pound man.

>>12345985
>>12345987
I'll check that out, thanks. I'll probably drop it a few minutes in, because I know jack shit about 40K, but hey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345992
People have hated on Bromont? I've never seen such posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346002
Yep. /tg/ especially for whatever reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346002
people hate on everyone. its a fact of life, and something writefags fail to understand or deal with

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346002
>>12345992
>>12346013
>>12346014
How much drama even happens among you guys anyways?

I thought this kind of thing would unite people together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345994
Maybe that's for the better. The ending was lost to the depths of the internet forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346002
Asshole mods chased him out of /a/ during BS Extra, asshole neckbeards chased him out of /tg/ during BS Alternate and shitposted during Super Bizarre Slime. Now asshole mods chased him out of monster girl threads during the new BS stories. Him and the other writefags. Then they chased the monster girl threads out of /a/ because it wasn't /a/ related and there was no OC despite being personally responsible for purging both from the threads.

The shitposting and asshole mods date all the way back to Katawa Broujo. You just gotta learn to ignore The Man and enjoy the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345972

Except nobody ever said the second part seriously. There's no place for the muscles to attach (ie. pelvis or back or ribcage) and if you magic one up, it destroys the magical place where lower back meets ass and turns it into a lumpy mess. They're not only nonsense, they're ugly to boot. Backwings or nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346014
Nah, I understand it, I just haven't seen any posts towards Bromont though. As for other writefags not understanding hate, A Real Big Fish song says it best. " No matter what, no matter who, no matter what I do, somebody hates me and I hate somebody too." Hell, some people hate me for the sole reason I posted a picture of Sayaka as a reaction image when I posted one of my first stories. It's just something you have to accept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346024
>Him and the other writefags

Correction:

> People overusing greentext for CYOAs and stories

Or:

> Faggots who sitred up the pot for no reason by tacking dicks to everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346017
There's always drama on the internet. But then you get people like me who don't know what's going on, and don't much mind either way.

I'm only here for the funtimes. And sometimes to act as intermediary when people disagree or fail to see another Anon's point.

[Anonymous No.]

are gijinkas monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346027
Thanks for ruining the design and ignoring Garo entirely for a shitty adopted siblings incest scene, Z-ton

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346031
Bromont wasn't a saint either in his dealing with what they threw at him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346017
>Lots of angry, anal retentive nerds with way too overstated opinions of themselves and the board in general, who can not give up on having the last word. Ever.
Take a guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346041
Depends. There's a line between furry and monstergirl. Gotta have dat human face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346044
Must have been before I really started paying attention to these threads. I started participating in these threads only around early December of 2013.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346044
You mean somebody using his tripcode and shitposting nonstop in the generals?

Because that's still pretty gay to this day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346041
They can be, as they can be furries, or just cosplayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346049
Have it your way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346068
That's less Monster Girl and more legitimate Monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346076
im not picky

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345957
Well shit, it turns out pillow/lovey-dovey talk gives me more of a boner than the smut itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346068
I don't know what to feel
Them fangs
Body too much monster
But her face is so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346094

Char is pretty loev, isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346133
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346109

Aw, that's my sweet little Sphinx. She's just the cutest. So sharp too, always asking those clever riddles. She sure didn't get that from me. She's got her mother's appetite unfortunately. Better get your answer right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346150
Too bad she gets so easily depressed whenever she loses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346159
Seems like Egyptian monster girls never get enough love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346163
>Egyptian

Try Greek. The Spinx that are female only appear in Greek myth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346163

We're talking about the Greek sphinx anon. Poor girl never gets attention.

[Anonymous No.]

Haven't been in a monster girl thread for a while now. So it was finally booted from /a/, huh? Not that big of a deal, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346163
Greek sphinxes might have ancestry from Egyptian ones but they're still different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346192
MGG has, Monster girl manga has not.

[Anonymous No.]

We're doing pretty good here. Board's speed and higher image count allows us to keep threads for longer time, but we still have to care full with Image use and shitposters between noon and night.
We still have threads on /a/ dedicated to specific works, but all MGE and generic discussion goes here. it's not that much of a deal to have to tabs open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346193
>those tits
that's kinda horrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346214
Forgot to reply.
>>12346192
Fugg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346214
Yeah, just chill out, discuss your favorite monster girls, and have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346215
Eh, I have seen worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346159
Posting superior Sphinx.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346241
10/10 Mule-pack.
Would bully into carrying my stuff for me.

[Anonymous No.]

...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346241
would tenderly bully/10
If only that artist did less furry and more monster girl stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346252

Less IRC blogging, more drawing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346252
Suu on a motorcycle

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346251
>Not bullying into carrying your children

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346252
Less; brawny Tarrasque fighting a party of adventurers consisting of humans and Monster Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346252
An angry Mr. Rogers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346267
The power of drawfaggotry should not be used for evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346265

Why not just Char the Tarrasque in her outfit instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346252
Draw a hikki Oni pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346265
>Brawny
Did you say Brawny?
puu sh/aKJzy/8896ee21e4

Bonus Brawny Round:
puu sh/awv6K/47feefc60e

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346252

Jack. We need more jabberwocks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346252
Werewolf and a wurm doing cute things together.

>>12346267
You walk away from your screen, lie down and think about what you just typed, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346252
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346281
>puu sh/aKJzy/8896ee21e4
Noice.
>Bonus Brawny Round
Alright, I chuckled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346302
It took me a while too. Take a look at the responses; you'll figure it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346302
Doesn't matter, just make a wish and stare at it intently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346252

Go to sleep less you're drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

All I want is a minotaur girl with a piercing or two.
Maybe even ringed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346281
>puu sh/awv6K/47feefc60e

Why is it in a grid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346270
We already have Tarrasque in several dresses.
I want to see one closer to their roots powerful and bestial forces of nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346252
Valkyrie holding some kind of toy / piece of bondage gear, staring at it intently and blushing furiously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346252

A young Lizard girl hitting a knight in the shin with a wooden stick she uses as a sword, challenging him to a duel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346328

So... pelvic assault on her husband on a level that we've yet to even fathom then?

And by that I mean the slowest, romantic bit of cuddling ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346252

cute apophis doing cute pharaoh removal things

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345851
That was me, I didn't see that someone posted the gaki stream link earlier so I didn't want to waste an image reply

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346252

Hobo paladin like >>12345572 accosting a well-heeled succubus with his umbrella sword and garbagecan lid shield. She should be shocked and appalled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346324
Because zoomed in.
puu sh/awv1b/aba959e4eb

[Anonymous No.]

>Tfw our drawfags are too based

I wish I could contribute in some meaningful way

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346341
Zooming in doesn't make a grid, is it an option?

Does it do anything other than making a grid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346345
start now man

i watched my little sister go from shitty mspaint drawings to above what most of our drawfags can do in the span of maybe 2 years

just start now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346332
No. Cuddles with Tarrasque can come later.
Now it's time to battle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346345
You could always suggest to me ways to make slimegirls more interesting in writing.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>12346335
Speaking of that, whoever said earlier that your favorite batsu was the gym one, it's on right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346360
I have motor skill problems though
>>12346362
Have you considered urethral insertion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346370
>Have you considered urethral insertion?

It's already in the mix. Along with going back out the same way.

[Anonymous No.]

>exploring photoshop
>history brush

IS THIS REAL LIFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346252
I don't get it?
A pegasus girl being all noble and pure yet not haughty and arrogant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346361

Have the colored version:
http://i.imgur.com/TmCLXxP.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346361
puu sh/aC61r/96886edc69

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346252

A child Jinko staring curiously at a tired and wounded Vietnam soldier in a burnt forest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346379
Dude, the healing and history brushes are fucking magic

Oh, and check out the clone stamp tool! And go to the little yin-yang circle where your layers are, and mess about with the black, white and gray Levels. It's like augumented vision, but for pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346390
Nobody use Gimp anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346402
I'm more familiar with it and have done most everything with it but there seems to be more stuff on PS, and the text tools are much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346389

Nah, I want a replay of the Apocalypse Now scene.

>"What is it?"
>"FUCKING TIGER MAN"
>"HOLY SHIT"
>"FUCKIN' TIGER"
>"Never get out of the boat."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LXJedf0_hw

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346402
Gimp is a piece of shit. Photoshop 5.5 had more features.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346389
When you say Vietnam soldier you mean an American Marine in the Vietnam War, or a Vietnamese soldier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346402
I've used it on occasion, but I find photoshop much more user friendly for simple editing and cleaning. I'm not at all competent enough about these things to know what factors GIMP trumps PS on.
Or maybe it's just because I was less experienced when I was using GIMP.
Either way, people seem to be unanimous in saying that the text features of PS are better than GIMP's

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone want something edited? I want to train

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346435

A Viet Cong would probably make her into food considering their situation back then, I'd say a Marine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346451
Feel like editing some dire wolf smut? Hop in the IRC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346252
Salamander lighting a cake with her tail when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346462
Whats the monster girl IRC

[Anonymous No.]

So apparently EMG is a meme now.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/monster-musume-daily-life-with-monster-girl
Is the fandom over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346281
Ok, I gotta ask.

What are those Ids for?

Never can get those to work

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346470
#/a/mgg on rizon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346483
Put a . between puu and sh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346470
Normalfags aren't supposed to ask that sort of thing.
But since you asked, it's #omgkym

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346483
add a dot where the space is

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346479
>Is the fandom over?
>fandom

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346483
Put period in the space

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346479
Not really, but all the secondaries will probably flounder to the /a/ "Monster Manga Threads" though. Also:
>fandom

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346479
>Fandom

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346479
There's nothing really exploitable about monster girls yet besides the sex appeal.

Closest thing that exists is [X] Touch Fluffy Tails

And that's MGQ, not EMG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346479

anything that's even remotely popular winds up on that website

ignore it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346479
Ehh its a manga series not really a meme
>>12346499
Is right, touch fluffy tail is a meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346487
Ok so where is this direwolf smut you want edited?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346488
>>12346490
>>12346492
Thanks, works now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346479
>4chan_da453kl0sd821kna9.jpg
>fandom
Who could possibly be behind this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346479
Finally we can die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346551
Chill out, re appropriation of 4chan jokes and culture has been going on as long as 4chan has existed

[Anonymous No.]

Who /weresheep/ here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346554
>Implying we won't just be resurrected as the collective husk of ourselves less than a day later, a la Lich style

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346577
But I want this wild ride to end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346573
I prefer goats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345860
I was so mad when her horns turned out to be fake.
WHY?! In manga they are real. In manga she looks like proper elegant demonlord with cute side, in anime she is just k-on tier retard with huge PLOTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346584
Oh I like that one on the middle-right.

[Anonymous No.]

>feast on your brians

Pfft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346604
I like Brian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346584
Slutty brown and giant titties white were the best. Should have gotten more screen time instead of that fucking trap bullshit

Still, having the hooves where the ankles would be on a normal human leg was really creepy. Should have had proper goat legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346604
I'd let her feast on my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

http://exhentai.org/g/726527/082e658758/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346617
>Laughing best girl
But that's not Nanako.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342687
>daughteru afraid of evil cruel woman
>force her to meet with woman from the most evil, cruel, sadistic monstergirl race
Gee, I wonder why it went wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346479
>This entry has been rejected due to incompleteness or lack of notability.
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346636
>http://exhentai.org/g/726527/082e658758/
What's this? I just get a panda. I turned off Adblock and it didn't go away so how do I get past it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346666
That's all I wanted to post. Just showing off a sadpanda

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346666
Wow. Is this thread really picking up so many newbies, or am I just being rused?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346666
>>12346678
>They aren't members of the hidden coalition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346682
/jp/ knows how to get past panda.
So it's a ruse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346636
Such violence...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346647
>implying they're ever cruel or evil in bob's stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346636
Man, poor panda, I mean look at him, hes really sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346708
You slut, you want it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346573
I like 'em but don't have any art to post, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346718
NOOO!
Please treat everyone nicely and with respect!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346479
>Fucking Kevin-kun listed on the page
It's so cringe-inducingly bad, I can't stop laughing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346724
I'll treat you very nicely, anon. Exactly how you want to be treated

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346727
>>12346479
I'm going to die!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346747

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346727

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346747
This is what happens when you don't take your meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346762
They don't even get the quote right

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346462
Oh you meant a story. I meant image editing, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346747
>>12346727
I needed a laugh like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346747
I think fujoshit-kun or one of the metaknights probably set it all up just to stir more shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346779
Its older than them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346779
"Stir more shit" means "make someone laugh so loud they wake up the neighbors", right?

Onore, Fujoshitto!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346762
>you will never see Kevin tenderly love Miia

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346779
>>12346790
>>12346796
If nothing else, here's the autist that made it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346724
>Tfw everybody feels the need to bully each other and be mean

Why can't we all just be friends?
Monsters and humans, together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346824
Yes, yes! Anon knows what I mean~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346824
Oh, come on. Some light-hearted teasing every now and then is fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346839

I'd tip her onto my bed so we could cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346843
So long as we all remember that at the end of the day we love each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346843
Did you ever stop to consider that maybe your teasing was hurting the other person's feelings?

Next time you should communicate your intentions clearly so as to make sure nobody is left feeling bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346824
>You will never be the center of a huge cuddle puddle with every monstergirl
>It will never turn into a literal cuddle puddle when the slimegirls join in on it

Actually, hang on, let me look for the big ol' cuddle puddle greentext I made with the EMG girls.

I really can't get that phrase out of my head, it just sounds really satisfying. Cuddle puddle. Cuddle puddle. Cuddle Puddle.

Maybe I shouldn't have stayed up the entire night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12340591
She's such a terrible succubus she's barely even a whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346871
>Reminder Ms. Smith is Best Succu.....I mean Girl

[Anonymous No.]

>C'mon anon, there's no need to be shy
>Just sit down and play some games with us

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347025
Are all female Saiyans this lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347051
It's the reason they all died. They were too lewd to handle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347025

>Super Sony System version

enjoy your choppy framerate

How much longer until 2 comes out again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347025
Where's the food, Saiyans?
You said there'd be food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347065
>Saiyans will never invade our planet.

[Anonymous No.]

Best Succubus or BEST Succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347051
I hope so.
Plague was right, the lack of female Saiyans was a terrible mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347081
She's certainly up there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347081

nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347081
She was pretty good, yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347076
I take that as a good thing mostly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347081
Neither.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347081
I prefer another one

[Anonymous No.]

succubus fight when

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347081

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347085
Does anyone thinks he draws them great in some images and then they look odd in some others?

[Anonymous No.]

This was fun.

Also I still feel bad for Miia

[Anonymous No.]

would you let a Dullahan knight serve you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347121
All I know is that the purple one is best Saiyan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347121
He went for a style with a lot more depth in >>12347025, if that's what you're talking about.

I recall on the video he made where he was commentating on the process, that he wanted to try and find the balance behind showing off musculature and still keep them looking attractive. I think. I can barely remember the vid, now. He's put out another one on a new Saiyan girl, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347121

it looks like he's trying to emulate that generic style anime had back in the 80s/90s which I love

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347051
Pretty sure Yamcha was stronger than any normal Saiyan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347150
What the hell am I supposed to do with a sworn knight in this day and age?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347121
Also he made a new Sayian General too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347172
>Yamcha was stronger than any normal Saiyan
PaHahahaha...oh your serious...Hahahahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

so am I the only one who likes Ryus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347193
He beat Recoome who was stronger than any other Saiyan bar Vegeta and Goku at the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347172
Eventually, but from the look of things this is around the time Vegeta and Nappa visited earth of something.

It's a crushed pelvis for him I'm afraid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347209
Recoome wasn't a Saiyan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347192
>brown skin even compared to Chirei and Imoya
>glasses
>small boobs
>that hairstyle

Christ, he really did just make a /co/ fetish character, didn't he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347192

>>12347184
Make her do the dishes, carry your shopping and clear the way for you in malls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347242
OK? Saiyans were actually weak compared to most other races in Freeza saga

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347246

Does it really matter though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347197
No I simply love Ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347251
I, for one, welcome our monkey-tailed overlords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347146
cough

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347333
Okay then, good. Solidarity!

I'm also here from /tg/ don't kill me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347351
She's cute, shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347328
Did I ever say that was a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347361
As long as you aren't a 40kid or a role playing paladin you're all right with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347361

Clearly, you must post Khornette to appease us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347361
I've always wanted a version of this where the only things different is that it's a Wurm instead of a Ryu and that the book's upside down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347378
I'm neither. I just play DND and warmachine/hordes. use to play 40k. back when I was a teen

>>12347381
Best I could do is post some blighted nyss chicks but they aren't so hot.

>>12347384
Wurm is my second favorite type at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw all I want to do is get snuggled into the gentle warmth of an oni's abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347469
>tfw you will never get lost in a beholders gaze

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347469
>Your Oni waifu will never pick you up and cuddle you when she notices you feeling down.
>She'll never fall asleep while clinging to you like a teddy bear.
>She'll never hold your face near to hers and nuzzle you in her sleep.
This. This is some prime despair right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347487
Which flavor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347494
All.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347494
No changing the eye colours to make them complementary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347494
Mighty morphin gazerangers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347488

Going off of that, since it's sorta related, what height of your oni waifu would be considered your limit? For me, I'd say around 12 - 13' tall is my limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347121
>>12347351
They only place these sayians will conquer is your house to raid your refrigerator and pantry.
Unless you have something more interesting to offer...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347538
>"My momma says you can only leave when she thinks you're sorry for trying to rob me, bandit."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347554
RIP nameless farmer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347538
8-9' is my cutoff. Still big enough for oni cuddling without turning into too much of a manlet, but small enough where her height isn't too much of a hinderence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347538
8-10' tall. There's a point when a girl gets TOO big.
>>12347566
That's Plague.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347554
Oh no!
Anything but my vast collection of porcelain cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347554
>>12347566
Poor Plague. Guess his 70 year old heart just couldn't take it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347554
Forgive me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347576
>>12347567

weak though I agree there IS a reasonable limit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347579
He will be remembered for his sacrifice to remake the Sayian race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347615
>>12347576
I think most of us can agree that when you type in giantess into a search engine you get nothing but stupid 50 foot bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347615
>Calling 8 ft weak
You do know that 240 cm translates roughly to 8', right?

And keeping it under the 9' mark means you don't need to have a house built from scratch to accommodate her. She can stand upright in most houses at that height, though doors may be an issue, and the only thing to really worry about would be bathing (though I'm sure she'd love it if you assisted her).

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347649
Don't forget that taller people tend to live shorter lives. When you get into freakish tall like 7ft+, life expectancy goes way, way down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347649
240cm is just under 8ft, if you want to get hung up on specifics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347648

Yeah, the one downside to having a thing for tall girls: Trying to find anything for them on gelbooru or whatever just gives you shit where their foot alone is roughly the size of NYC most of the time. Luckily crab-kun has me covered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347538
I see you like big girls.
I like big girls myself.

>>12347658
Only because humans aren't supposed to grow that tall and medical complications make their lifespan shorter.

[Anonymous No.]

What cards in Puzzle and Dragons are MG related?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347648
>>12347615
>Feminine giant girls

fuck why aren't there more of these.

Super big girly girls are so good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347664
Yeah I wish

That's just a perspective thing. Her official height is like 7.5 feet. She's barely taller than Tio

It's LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347670
Right. I wouldn't want a human who's that tall in the first place

Tall people get really stretched out looking. I want an average proportioned girl who's just huge

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347658
Healthy lifestyles can mostly counteract that stuff, and since the spend most of their time running across mountains, I imagine onis qualify as /fit/.

That, and also magic.

And semen. Lots and lots of semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347689
It's not about lifestyle. It's about the physical strain on the body, especially the heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347689
I like to believe that Yuugi lactates sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347683

For real? That IS lame. Though she's still taller than me by a solid foot and a half, so I'm good.

[Anonymous No.]

We need more lizards in snow

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347682
Just how giant and feminine do you like them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347736
12' or so for the upper limit and as feminine as they wanna be. There are some exceptions like >>12347670 being great despite being big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347711
I've debated this with someone (I think it was Hound), but I still maintain my belief that there's no way in hell Asterio's only 7'6". Either all non-minotaurus species are manlets in comparison, or Crab Man doesn't know proportions & is constantly changing her height to fit the various Rules of Cute/Fun/Ecchi.

[Anonymous No.]

Big girls are fine but I dont want to have to live in a barn or aircraft hangar because she won't fit in a normal house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347758
>or Crab Man doesn't know proportions & is constantly changing her height to fit the various Rules of Cute/Fun/Ecchi.
This is the most probable reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347758
>Either all non-minotaurus species are manlets in comparison,

Dude, it's a Japanese manga. Everybody is manlet-sized by default. MC is probably 5' 5"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347774

The obvious solution in a situation like that would be move into her place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347779
That's about the ballpark for him, but look at the scene's where he's squished up on her body. It looks like she gains about 2 feet and 4 cup sizes when he gets nestled in there.

[Anonymous No.]

Crab isn't the most consistent when it comes to sizes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347779
You're making me feel bat at 5'8, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347814
Don't worry I'm 5'6"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347814
5'9" master race reporting in.

>tfw manlet next to 6'3" friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345774
>>12345799
http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag&word=C86%20%28%E4%BA%BA%E5%A4%96%E5%A8%98%20OR%20%E3%83%A2%E3%83%B3%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E5%A8%98%29

Some other things you might want to take a look at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346597
>In manga they are real.
There are several, and it least one of them they are fake too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347829
>5'9"
>master race
Topkek, manlet-kun
Or you live in asia where 5'8" is superhigh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347930
It was a joke you sperg.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminders that dire wolves are the best girls.

-Fluffy tail and ears
-Puffy vulva
-Goes into heat
-Big and strong
-Still affectionate and loving

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347946
Fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347946

Yes, but do they have scales and a cloaca? No? Didn't think so.

[Anonymous No.]

Can anyone recall which chapter the Darling plushie featured?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348045
I don't remember that

This is the closest I can think

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347146
How can she use the pedals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348080
That's actually what I was thinking of, thanks.

But I decided not to have Suu grasp anything in the end
>>12348081
Her tail tip presses the pedals

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346597
Which manga? They're fake in the two I've read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348087
But then she can't use the brake and clutch at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348093
Automatic

[Anonymous No.]

So a rogue mod finally banned these to /jp/. Bitch.

Oh well. New Anonymoose! And boy if the final girl's entrance wasn't everything I hoped it would be.

http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/83838625/Chapter%2074

Keep it up, Anonymoose, if you hear me. We love you and enjoy this so much. Very nicely done. There was only so many ways you could go with such things and you played it perfectly.

I can't wait to see Ba'el... Isaba'elle... at work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347955
Alice doesn't have a cloaca though. Alice has a pussy and three mouths. She is kindof special that way.

She might even have an ass and a sexy invadable pucker from the look of it, but that hasn't really been shown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347664
Still... Tall girls have the benefit of snuggling their breasts to the back of your head while slowly jerking you off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348095
Ew. She really *is* a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348122
I'm sure in human form she does

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348080

So what fun things would you do with a spider-waifu?

I'd ride her, literally. Run my hand against that cool shiny spider bum of hers (I think it's called a thorax?). Polish her spider bum and legs regularly, try doing knitting with her and her string.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348081
>pedals
paddle shifters

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12347758
Likely it's just he didn't have the math done yet.
He was complaining about when doing said math to get her sizes down she came out a cup smaller than Tio.

Dude does his work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348270
Keep in mind that the MC is an eleven, so if the monster girls are his height they are also short

[Anonymous No.]

So, uh, this might be in or out of topic when it comes to monstergirls, but, does anyone remember/know what happened to Hoboquest and Hoboking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348270
> All this brown meat
Damn, crabman

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347197
Why do I like Ryu's BIG MEATY CLAWS so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348122
Why does she have a sea anemone in her pussy?
Does anyone actually find all that weird shit she has in her pussy arousing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348295
Claws are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348302
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348302
You don't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348309
No I don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348310

what, are you a homosexual?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348313
No, I just don't find pussies that emulate various animals on your dick to be appealing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348302
Normally I'm all for MG's freaky sexual characteristics, but voregina is 2spooky4me. So I just focus on her less murderous attributes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348320

whatever, homo

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348322
I'm not even talking about the weird mouth in her tail
I'm talking about the shit she does in her last scene in part 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348322
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTWYQhTT388
>Plansect Village.wmv

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346068
This is closer to bestiality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348328
Oh, I thought you meant the Bad End in p1.
I've no problem with the p2 stuff at all. It's the same thing the Queen Ant does. I guess you're right that I probably wouldn't go around *asking* for her to vagina-roleplay a sea-creature, but the fact that she's got enough fine kegal muscular control to be able to do so: that's hot.
It doesn't turn me off, put it that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348282

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348341
Yeah, but she could make use of that muscle control WITHOUT going "it's like a snake coiling around its prey and squeezing it... and this is like a sea slug moving around your cock... and now I'll have a sea anemone play with your penis..."
That's just not hot at all

[Anonymous No.]

Say, I know that Chapter 9 of 12Beast was released as raw.

Can anyone post some of the images?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348357
>That's just not hot at all
Says you.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12348358
A select few http://imgur.com/a/7AD5L#0

Random thought, could you tickle a cow girl until she snorted and shot milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348373
Out of her nose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346583
Just get off

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348357
Is it bad if I actually find that super kinky?

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12348384
Also yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348415
Well sure if she was drinking milk at the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348373
I like to think that adolescent cowgirls lactate at the drop of a hat. When they sneeze, when they're surpriesd, when they're horny, anything. It's only when they get older and their hormones settle down that they can wear tops without as much fear of embarrassing mishaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348446

>Cattle
>Producing less milk at maturity
>When they are are at peak breeding and health

Yeah nah. The only cattle that even lactate before they are pregnant have been bred that way for over a thousand years. It's not an Aurochs thing.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to bury a monster girl in my backyard

[Anonymous No.]

The fuck? Last thread reached 1400+ posts and lasted like three days, this one is on page nine with just 800, are people finally saging?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348490

Cool, there are lots of plant girls that need adoption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348446
>I like to think that adolescent cowgirls lactate at the drop of a hat.
>When they sneeze, when they're surpriesd
I like how you think

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348475
I didn't mean them to produce less milk at maturity, I just meant for them to have less control over their lactation at adolescence

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348490
And raise her as an undead version of herself? Good on ya, dead girls are best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348490
Gotta love Sandworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348521
On the topic of "dead girls a best", someone asked last thread to explain how anyone can possibly like skeleton girls. It took me a long foolz search, but I finally found the thing that convinced me bone golems need love too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348519

It's not something you control. You milk the nipple or you don't. If you don't often enough it swells up and becomes very painful. For how quick their breasts would grow, it would be a lot of growing pains. They would probably beg for someone to relieve that tension, someone they like.

Of course most wouldn't begin to produce milk until they were pregnant anyway. So they would have someone to massage and suck on them as their milk comes in.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see Miia and Cerea's daughters being rivals at school

But only one can ever exist

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348558
>wouldn't begin to produce milk until they were pregnant anyway
Opinion: discarded.
>>12348571
Harem end incoming

[Anonymous No.]

>>12346331
sorry if its messy, just a quick sketch

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348606
Cute

How about an insert/magnifying class of her puffed up face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348519

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348606
i'd kill for a quick sketch like that man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348531
I want to fuck a skeleton now.

>>12348581
I hope Miia wins, but would be fine with a harem end just to soak in the rage of thousands of idiots who think that manga is good, if it wasn't for the monstergirls it wouldn't be on anyone's radar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347538
same
excellent taste anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348606
update because why not

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no monstergirl will ever sing this this to you as she holds your hand and caresses your cheek
>tfw no monstergirl will ever be your home

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqwYT5_yOaA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348493
>saging
I don't think you know what that means.

Unless EVERY POST was a sage, some guys saging would make the thread last longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348531
That was me. Thanks for digging that up.

I still prefer my monstergirls with some degree of flesh and skin, but it was nice regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348703
sage makes it so that we're not on the the top pf the page all the time, like some /jp/s have been complaining about, do I pass the test, can I sit at the cool kids table now, mr. oldfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348475
They aren't cattle they are monster girls you ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348727
Nope.

If you put sage in your email field that post doesn't use one of the threads bumps.
A thread on /jp/ has a limit of 300 bumps.
Saging after the bump limit doesn't do anything.
Saging before the bump limit just doesn't use one, if the first 100 posts in a thread were saged then people started bumping like normal we would be on the front page until post 401.

It's worked this way since the website was made, I have no idea why people still don't know this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12344418
>You will never penetrate Laven's tight boypussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348759
Regardless, saging makes it so that the thread doesn't jump to the top of the page, why are you making this an issue?

[Anonymous No.]

How do people in this board normally post? There's such a gap between replies. Are you fake neets? Or do you browse various sites at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348910
People usually have a shitton of tabs open

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348910
I hop in, on average, every five to ten minutes. Or more frequently if I've made some posts which might garner replies.
I've near-obsessive about only doing one thing at a time; I love to multitask. I'll have a video up, be writing notes or stories on my Ipod (if you want to be a good writer, DON'T DO THIS), have multiple threads up, be reading a book...

Any combination of those and things like those, as long as downtime of internet activities is kept to a minimum.

Yes, I realise it's totally bonkers, and no, I don't think I'll be stopping anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348910
> watch, hawk-eyed, waiting for cute semen-demon content to comment on
> no content
> wait some more
> no content
> end up replying to metaposting about posting tactics
> you are already dead, this is hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348899
>Post about how you think this thread isn't lasting as long because of your misunderstanding about how sage works
>Smary post where you explain your sage headcannon like it's reality
>here's how it works
>IT WORKS KINDA LIKE WHAT I SAID BUT NOTHING LIKE WHAT I MEANT, STOP MAKING A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT
Just saying bro, >>12348493 is dumb as rocks.
Unless every single post was saged, saging would just make the thread last longer.
If 2 3rds of the posts were saged, we wouldn't fall of the front page until paste post 900.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348947
> headcanon
why don't you head ove-oh, it was bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348929
>>12348932
Well thank you for clarifying that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348687
The elbows have different lengths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345454
>>12345463
>>12345489
>Not having sex with a horse.
>Not producing cute baby horses with one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349140
Come on now, those posts were 17 hours old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349152
N him but thread is kind of dead right now anyways. Got to find something to talk about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348939
I miss /a/. This is like waiting on deathrow. Sure we can all pretend, but we know what's coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349152
If the thread's alive it can still produce babies.

[Anonymous No.]

Giant scyllas: yes or no? Kinda gives me a kraken vibe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349170
anything with tentacles is an automatic no
i value my anal virginity

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349170
I don't like giants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349170
Those tentacles. All of my yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349164
We'll go out with a bang, right guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349177
you know, you can always ask her not to put her tentacles there. Depending on the monster, she might listen.

>>12349180
see, I love the tentacles, but the whole 'lives in water' seems like a real complication.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349188
>Depending on the monster, she might listen.
But what if she didn't?
I think just avoiding the possibility altogether sounds like the safer course of action.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349170
If you mean 50-foot-tall, no.
If you mean 9-foot-tall, yes.
>>12349177
While I usually consider MGE's "no weird stuff unless you're okay with it" rule-of-thumb to be a cancer of normalfaggotry, I cling to it like a drowning man to flotsam where scylla-girls are concerned.
I just want a tentacular handjob without the buttpiracy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349188
>'lives in water' seems like a real complication.
Buy a large boat with comfy living quarters. You and your waifu travel the oceans together. I see no problems with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349187
No, we'll go out with a whimper. Slowly, bit by bit, we'll atrophy and disappear. One day these threads will fall off the board without hitting the post limit. Soon after no one will create a new one.

Then the /a/ mod will have won in his goal to kill monstergirl love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349196
>"no weird stuff unless you're okay with it"
Well actually MGE monster girls often give their husbands various fetishes
So you'd probably eventually develop an interest in said weird stuff automatically

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349199
That's fine, after tomorrow I'm gone anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349194
is the thought of a full-body tentacle embrace just not enough for the risk? I bet she could do some pretty crazy stuff with them (that doesn't involve your ass).

>>12349198
Living on a boat is the best compromise, I suppose, but I would really miss land. Waifu kraken would be worth it, but the sea's just boring imo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348971
Now see, this is why you don't give retarded people like me access to image editing tools.

Oh God why did I spend 20 fucking minutes on this joke.
And why is the Clone Stamp Tool so godlike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12345860
Considering her species are a tribe of monsters that are very human-like... yeah, she still is. She is possibly... succubi-ish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349214
While that does sound awesome, nothing is worth the risk of being anally violated to me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349214
If you get homesick for land why not take your kraken to the beach. I suggest something in the south Pacific.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349204
Fair point, but I guess I don't mind her Stockholm-syndrome-ing my tastes over a period of months and years of married life until we're comfortable and familiar and lovey enough to "experiment".

My objection's to the prospect of getting a hardcore spelunking three minutes into the introductory rape.

>>12349206
> checking out only a few years before the beginning of the waifu age

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone remember that weird as fuck doijin with the squidgirl... thing?
Pretty much the whole world was covered in mist, and monstergirl variations of Stephen King's rejected lineup for the monsters in the Mist movie populate it.
Had a neat worldbuilding to it at the end, if nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349214
Not to mention the fact that without a large infusion of demonic energy, being submerged in seawater for that long a time would be very uncomfortable eventually. Though as long as your skin was intact... but you know how your skin prunes in the bath.

There would be a lot of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349236
Who said anything about suicide anon? It's just that after tomorrow I won't have to browse these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349242
Is it the one that ends with the vaginal prolapse?
If so, yes. Vividly. TOO VIVIDLY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349223
Love that one. Glad it got translated and uploaded.

The one with the spider touhou youkai was hot too, especially when she transformed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349222
Why are you so afraid of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349257
*wont have time
fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349259
Oh, shit, now I remember that.

Good times.

Now imagine it in colour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349265
Well, I'm equal parts worried that it'd hurt a lot, and that I might enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349236
>introductory rape
it's a special type of rape, the type that comes before the rape-rape.

>>12349254
I could deal with that for the tentacles. I also think sea bishops have the magic to make living with sea monstergirls easier, which may include protecting your skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349257
Apologies for the misapprehension.
Spend too long on the IRC and you assume everyone's a suicide risk.
IT'S A HAPPY PLACE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349259
I really wish I could find the japanese website that had pictures of all these monster girls. Including what was basically a girl like that except more human looking above, but under her big poofy skirt was tentacles. Alot of tentacles.

And she had this guy chained to the wall and she was a demonic princess or something. The entire site was devoted to monster girls.

One of the sexiest was the lamia who had a guy coiled to hell and was sprawled across his chest and using her long forked tongue to tonguejob him and use the narrow tip to urethra insert, while using the rattle on her tail like anal beads.

It had all these untranslated stories too.

Something like 'The Hall of Demonic Princesses' or something else weird like that. Had a bunch of fanfiction and several delightful pictures. Each with a story next to or below it like captions.

I lost the link to it a few computer crashes ago and have never been able to find it again. It was at akane.ne.jp and the website was linked into the pictures.

I really wish I could find it again. The one with the dress tentacles and this other one with a giantess girl with six wings in the place of arms and six pairs of breasts riding a guy or something were really hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349277
The demonic energy infusion probably helps too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349283
Reminds me of the old japanese site that was also devoted to monster girls and uploaded them in a No_1234 or whatever fashion and had little captions next to them of what they were. And people could upload pictures onto them.

I first saw the pictures of like the electric eel girl and the classic slug and alraune girls on it.

Lost that link too the same way when computers died.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349282
I know,it's an honest mistake. Midnight chats always devolve into >time to go to Gensokyo. I just start working 60 hour work weeks after tomorrow, and uni soon after. It's okay you guys won't miss an autistic shota like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349294
http://monster-girl.homelinux.net/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349299
>http://monster-girl.homelinux.net/?

Yesss... that was the one. Thank you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349283
>while using the rattle on her tail like anal beads
NOPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349308
It was rather horrifying, yes, but also sexy if you like that sort of thing.

...so not going through the monster girls homelinux site through the 6000 images to find the akane.ne.jp site though. I found it through there originally, but damn... when I last saw that site, it had just broken 1000 images...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349223

>z-ton

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349187
No FastCart don't leave us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349283
>One of the sexiest was the lamia who had a guy coiled to hell and was sprawled across his chest and using her long forked tongue to tonguejob him and use the narrow tip to urethra insert, while using the rattle on her tail like anal beads.
I really, really want to see this now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349170
Sure, the bigger the better

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349327
Wish I could find it, but it might be lost to the internet. It was a japanese site, so finding it would be hard for me as I don't know moonrunes or how to search in them.

It was something like the 'hall of demonic princesses' or something similar. I just can't recall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349333
I'm not really a giantess guy, so maybe you could explain this: what is the appeal of girls of that size? I mean, any sort of interaction would be entirely one-sided, and when it comes to pleasing her, your body would be pretty much ineffective except as maybe a toy. It would suck to know you couldn't please her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349223
>Hand Pussy
What the fuck? Other than that pretty damn good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349199
>>12349206
> implying

There's the next world guide to look forward to, not to mention the possibility of a boom of mg doujins. We will sleep for a while, but we will return. As long as even one anon holds love for monstergirs in his heart, we shall endure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349358
>hand pussy
>ass pussy
>boy pussy
>feet pussy
>kneesock/thigh high/stocking/pantyhose pussy
>hair pussy
>armpit pussy
>mouth pussy
>pussy pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349215

wrong elbow motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349375
Y'know, palm of the hand aside (because fuck that shit) the arm on our left looks easier to fuck up for me.

I could make it so that it's just his wrist sprouting out of his shoulder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349348
Just polish her clit like a bowling ball. She'll get off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349348
There are as many facets to this fetish as there are people who have it. Almost all of it comes down to power dynamics, but what that means differs from person to person. Some people just want a big ass bitch who rampages around and kills people and shit. Me, I feel that when you take something monstrous or giant or strong or whatever, to a ridiculous degree, that thing has power, right? It doesn't need anyone and anything it wants or needs, it can just take. So if you take something that like, that would never NEED you, and it CHOOSES to be with you, that's honest love. And if she's really big and it gets to the point where she could crush you easier than not, and she still chooses to be really careful with you and love you anyway, that's real honest.

Also big ass titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349372
> absent breast pussy
This is unforgivable

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me about this crab, /jp/. How does she use the scissors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349372
You forgot the best pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349416
I was going with human features. Monster girl features is an entire other list that starts off with horse pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never work with a Glacie at an ice cream parlor
>She will never begrudgingly offer you a dab of a new Holstaur cream substitute base for a french vanilla blend
>She will never call you an idiot when you make sure to get ever last piece of it off her icy finger, a slight blush on her face from feeling your tongue's warmth
>You will never look at her and go
Baby, you're as cold as ice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349199
>>12349370
I can just imagine that one day the mg threads do disappear for a while. Weeks, months, years even. The regulars that once read through these threads will have moved on to whatever it may be that lies ahead of them in life.

Then one day, an anon reminiscing on his past decides to maybe make one last thread, and we all come together to experience the nostalgia one last time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349406
I'm with you 100% on the power-choice-care-honesty rationale as an argument for liking monstergirls who could take off your head with a flick of their wrist.

But that's an argument for loving power, not loving size. A girl who's 50 feet tall and you can't tenderly love in any sort of meaningful way because they're too huge remains... problematic.

I guess I have some sympathy for the whole "Anything's fine as long as it's you" and/or "It's more romantic precisely because you can see past the ergonomic problems and love each other anyway" points.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349412

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349437
Since it's a fetish, by definition it bypasses normal definitions of sexiness. Very little material for the fetish involves actual sex, because the act of sex isn't sexually stimulating for us. It's just one of those things that for people with the fetish, it makes perfect sense, and people without it will never understand on an instinctual level. It's the same as someone without a certain phobia trying to understand what exactly frightens a person with that phobia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349435
BACK, DEATH! YE SHALL NOT TAKE US!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349437
That's pretty powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347946

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349435
>All the writefags and drawfags come back for one last thread
>They all whip up some fantastic content, as we reminising about the ol days
>People asking if the Darling Bowl was ever won
>People virtual hugging and remember those old feels when
>The thread quickly reaches 404 as posts and discussion are rapid
>And just as soon as it came, it disappears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12347946

It's a shame I can't muster the drive to write a short about one to save my life.

Manticore-sensei expended all of my pent up procrastination energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349499
Start writing bollocks, you faggot. Procrastinating stories is my job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349497
>Moot sets the background music of /a/ to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih7N9_VUU4U
>Collective oldfag tears as we find out who died, who went on to do better things, those who hit rock bottom, and those that simply dissapeared

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349497
>>12349435
>>12349515
We still haven't gone anywhere, stop acting like it's already over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349518
It doesn't take a genius to see we're on our last legs at the moment. Sorry anon, but it's going to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349521
If you really believe that then why aren't you trying to breathe life in the thread by discussing instead of doom saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349521
>we're on our last legs at the moment.
Threads pretty lively unless there's nothing to talk about or in the middle of the night.
>Most of the writefags and drawfags are still posting and working on OC.
>Everyday that passes both /mgt/ and /jp/ acclimatize to the changes.
Yeah right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349531
I've tried to make manga threads on /a/ and they've died.

It was Hitomi, but the last one died with no replies to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349506

You can't make me faggot. We have Bob for femdom ninnery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349533
INFERNO BAIT

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god.
Why do I want to fuck a saiyan so bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349497
>Not wanting the fun to end, an anon makes another thread
>The band gets back together again

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349515
> thinking Moot has anything to do with this site anymore
> thinking Moot gives a fuck about monstergirls

Fuck Twitter

>>12349521
There's always MGR

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349541
I'd be more concerned about you if you didn't want to fuck a saiyan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349534
Honestly this whole fiasco has kind of turned me off from /a/. It's been my home board for years now but seeing the downvote brigade actually sway mods into us moving to /jp/ is a travesty. I am liking these threads more than the ones on /a/ though. The slow pace is refreshing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349543
Go back to /a/, get rid of the fap stuff, keep it manga and anime, and everything should be fine.

I mean hell, there is a Caturday thread last I checked.
Why not have a MONday thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349546
>There's always MGR
They're even deader than here.
And they make /a/'s fagmods seem like a beacon of enlightened rule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349541
Why wouldn't you want to fuck a sayian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349539
>We have Bob for femdom ninnery.

Bob is to femdom as 50 Shades is to award-winning literature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349560

MGU fag detected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349572
I liked his Jinko short
The Leona stuff was good too since i'm not averse to wacking off to pretty much anything, but I didn't read the second part. Mostly because it hinted at cutting or something and that's not erotic at all to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349572

He still does it in a less cliche way than me.

I mean, when would you ever really get femdommed by a Manticore teacher?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349617
>I mean, when would you ever really get femdommed by a Manticore teacher?
I dunno, when would you ever get femdommed by a monster girl. Oh right, never because they dont exist. So shut your whore mouth and get going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349412
>This kills the crabgirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349674

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349659

You're not LDR. You cannot command me like she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349679
jesus fuck why is she so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349743

Because she wants to rub you with oil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349708

>SHE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349743

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349521
>It doesn't take a genius to see we're on our last legs at the moment.
Pessimist-kun pls. We're more alive than we've been in weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

So why are Lamias the 'default' Monster Girl? Have you noticed they tend to be the main character in a Monster Girl work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349773
>Jitsu wa Watashi wa
>Karin
>3-kyu Pokaan
>Muromi-san
>fuckin 12Beast
Lamia-san, please don't say unnecessary things to make yourself feel good.

[Anonymous No.]

I got pregnant cerea drawn, but if i post it you guys are gonna make fun of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349773
>>12349777
Ad Rosario to Vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349777
B-But EMG and MGQ...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349786
I've seen her pregnant with both bellies already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349786
Do it faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349803
>Muh EMG
>Muh MGQ
Sorry, Lamia-kun, you're still vastly outnumbered

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349786
>but if i post it you guys are gonna make fun of me.
Probably, but do it anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349590
You may be interested to know there is some high-impact dire wolf dom in the works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349749

You make it sound like >she wouldn't be the kind of femdomming Vampire who rolls your turgid cock and balls between her toes as she sips on a finely aged wine.

Remarking as she goes about how she remembers the day when vampire slayers weren't just cheeky youngsters with whips, but chiseled men wielding sword and stake against them.

... Wait what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349810
>>12349806
I asked for her to soak through her bra.

plz no bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349813
Why would I be interested in that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349823
Kek
Hell, it wouldn't look bad if you elongated the torso a bit and lessened the size of her belly

[Anonymous No.]

Where do you stick your dick in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349823
Comical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349823

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349823
You should do more pregnant MGs
Though, with not as ridiculous-looking bellies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349823
That's not how horse pregnancy works

>>12349825
It's going to make up for all the Leona stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349843
well centaurs are huge. I should ask for polt next, kicking her leg as her tummy's rubbed.
>>12349846
Well it's to tug weiners to

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349853
I would prefer not-EMG ones, but if I had to choose, probably Manako.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349823

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349846
Like I said, dom/sub stuff doesn't bother me at all, on either end. I just am leery about things involving intense pain because often times it's usually a boner killer.

Love bites don't count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349823

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349886

>Fenrir MG gouges out the Crow-Father's eye
>Tells him she'll keep it as a souvenir, stroking her freshly seeded stomach post-coitus

Let's see how many people actually get the joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350017
I certainly don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350035

Odin sacrificed one of his eyes in order to gain clairvoyance. He was killed by Fenrir at Ragnarok.

>Fenrir MG gets pregnant by the Odin reference MC in order to bring about the Fimbulvinter

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349823
That calls for a C-section

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350049
>Horse pussy
>Not an abortion

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350049
the baby moves into the horse half during labor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349823

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349823
Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350095
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350095
of course I would!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350095
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350017
>>12350042
I would ride Fenrir far after Ragnarök and the Æsirs' demise.
Fuck Víðarr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350129
>furry nose
Get that shit outta here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350135
Odin plz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350129

See I was considering doing a sort of interconnecting story. But then I realized it was too big on worldbuilding and said "fuck this".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349823
Why

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349853
Could you kill yourself instead? I'd rather you not ruin Polt-san

[Anonymous No.]

Ded thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350167
Polt is already bottom of the barrel
You can't ruin shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350167
I guess I could. You should probably go first, what on account of being such a whiney bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350173
Polt-san is top tier. Don't do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350180
>man hands furry
>top tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350180
>furry
>top tier
>>>/co/
>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350189
>>12350188
Please. Polt regularly dominated threads, she's very popular

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350189
>>12350188

I know you guys are hairy and have manhands too. But please dont get your panties in a bunch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350188
>>12350189

>Not wanting to help Polt take care of her seasonal estrus, plowing into that moist hole of hers
>Not watching her carry one of your pups by the scruff of the neck when they get into a fight with their littermates
>Not wanting to see your Juden Kobold empire expand

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350095
What's yer offer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350284
Return the slab or suffer my curse

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350135
It's only the nose for christ sake
The rest of the face is completely human

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350342
Still too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350326
That's not how the quote goes you fag. That comes before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350351

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agE-l-Y9yeo

[Anonymous No.]

Is /jp/ especially slow today, or something?

I leave you on page 9, go out and have a meal, come back hours later, and you're still 8 posts away from deletion.

Also, I now have the near-irresistible urge to write a story about a wild werewolf girl and an erudite cook winning her over with the power of steak and peppercorn sauce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350418

Then do it. Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350170
Indeed. Perform necromancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350451
I'd rather preform necrophilia with her. Is it even still necrophilia if they can ask for more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350418
What do you want? I make crappy image edits

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350445
Well, into the backlog it goes, then.

>>12350473
How crappy? I need to see the crap flow from the JPG artifacts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350505
Well what do you want

[Anonymous No.]

are the threads normally this massive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350539
They were far larger on /a/ in the glory days before modfaggotry and shitposters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350539
Slow board means yes. And there's only four precious images left.

[Anonymous No.]

Finally got my copy of the latest volume. Nice to finally see what happened since it went digital.
I'll see about getting it scanned sometime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350544
>>12350542
Holy shit i though this was a sticky at first glance. Back on /a/ that got around 750 at best if things were going fast and here we are at 1000 dear god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350549
I think I might love you anon.

Give your self a hj from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350544
THREE SIR

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350539
No, this thread is dead
1000 posts for 2.5 days is dead
On /a/ we had like 7 threads with 600~ posts each in 2.5 days

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350517
Fuck, I dunno. How about you take this Ratatouille poster, and shop a werewolf onto Linguini. Take an actor of your choice, and stick his head onto Rata's. Dragongirl over the woman on the left, and you have free reign for the fat dude on the right.

Do that, and I might actually write something revolving around it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350551
What's sad is what will happen when a new chapter of whatever comes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12348342
that is most definatly something to hora about

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350562
>Fat dude on the right

Oh wait, he's not actually fat. Just shop Steve Buscemi or an ugly monstergirl onto it. Or do your own thing. I don't even know why I'm going along with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350549
>I'll see about getting it scanned sometime.
I love you, Anon. No homo.

[Anonymous No.]

No lantern update? ;~;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350619
Nigga said he's got writers block.
Maybe you should grease the wheels goyim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350637
Fingers crossed he just breaks down and smuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350562
I've got the werewolf and dragon on, but I'm going to swim. I'll be a few hours but it'll be done

[Anonymous No.]

Can humans really coexist with monsters, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Glad we can all agree that Yuki-onna are always the best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350687
They can in my mind at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350689
>15794322
Why would that incite anger?

>>12350687
Depends, we talking MGE or MGQ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350687
Dude people on this earth are monsters. Mostly on the inside anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong that I'm excited for next thread?

Can we make it DCT edition?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350689

>Work in ice cream parlor with a man and his Yuki-Onna wife, them being equal opportunity employers who have monster and humans working for them.
>Accidentally lock yourself in the back freezer one day, start cursing your own stupidity since nobody outside can hear you
>There's a slight shuffling noise behind you, an empty carton of Haagen-Daz falling to the floor
>"Hey, keep it down will you, i'm trying to sleep."
>It's a younger Yuki-Onna with messy hair and a t-shirt too large for her somehow not turned into an icicle covering her upper body
>She lets you out, and then closes the door before going back to sleep
>Tell owner what happened, him and his wife just share a knowing smile
>"Well you see... our daughter is kind of a shut-in... and now that you know about her... we'll be glad if we could call you son. If you catch our drift~"

Such is life in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350712
Starting it off with a fetish/body-type might incite some analpain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350712
We welcome boobs of all kinds. If you want to put a tilt on DCT, go ahead, but don't get offended if some people want to post on the other end of the scale just because.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12349169
Story of an elitist centaur spreading the superiority of horse pussy when? Acts like a cunt to all other monsters but is actually sweet, just bitter from all the put downs over the years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350716
>Discover freezer daughteru exists
>"Please marry her"
>Such is life in MGC
Parlour owners are fucking pushy, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350720
Only shitaking DCT irks me. You like flat fine, but don't dare say its superior, because that's subjective and wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350725

Well you'd be disappointed in your daughteru too if she was of marrying age and spent her days in the freezer eating ice cream too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350725

Parents in general are pushy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350722
I think that'd work best with a unicorn. They're kind of elitist jerks already, refusing to mate with any but the youngest and purest of shotas

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350716
Why would they marry their daughter to one of their employees for being dumb enough to get stuck in the freezer and meeting her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350716
>A freezer without a lock on the inside
That's a violation. Your story has a big plot hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350735

It's shitty smut. Don't expect the works of George RR Martin here, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350689
Mizore is obviously best girl from horde of Rozario sluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350716
>Kiss a Yuki-onna
>Lips stick to hers

>Hug a Yuki-onna
>Can't escape her deathly cold grasp

>Slide penis into Yuki-onna
>Hymen shatters like ice and cuts your dick

>Impregnate a Yuki-onna
>She lactates ice cream

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350740
>George RR Martin
>Good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350733
Pushy of their children, sure.
Pushy of people they want to fuck their children? I imagine less so.
>>12350735
Economics, anon.
Currently, the parlour owners pay MC's wage AND pay to support their daughter.
But if MC marries freezer daughteru, then he spends his wages to support his wife.
It's less gaining a son-in-law, and more gaining a slave.
Can't fault their cool numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350745
>Impregnate a Yuki-onna
>She lactates ice cream
SOLD

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350734
>shotas
>wanting a pure husband makes you a jerk

Now I know how /a/ thinks.

Did anyone else feel nothing at that centaur ntr story? It's ridiculous, if we compare the size differences between a man and centaur female, it's just dumb!

>inb4 MBs
>inb4 mare pussy control

I just want to know if any of you actually gave a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350687
of course they can
and if anyone disagrees, you stab them in the face

[/jp/ civil protection and safe(...) No.]

>>12350712
Editions are an ill-advised habit, please consider avoiding their usage unless they are rooted in current events happening outside /jp/.

Also, please do not misuse the spoiler function and other board features.

>>12350418
No, this is par for the course. Threads are usually pruned in waves - the warosubros will sweep in every now and then and create a bunch of threads all at once. These will be deleted, leaving a buffer of space on page 10 that will keep threads from being pruned for several hours.

>>12350716
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350755
Why is there no /ss/ stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350735
It's a law in japan. Well, it used to be, seriously, look it up. Not modern japan either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350752

>Pushy of people they want to fuck their children? I imagine less so.

Long ago parents where usually the ones to decide the husband/daughter for their children to marry in certain societies

Or sometimes they'd trade their daughter for livestock/goods/services

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350759
No clue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350758

Just having some fun, officer.

>>12350759

Maybe because /ss/ is a shit?

Like all it'd be about is X MG crooning over how delightfully delectable the MC's youthful cock is as she preps him to ascend into manhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350758
Not that guy but what's wrong with greentexting? How does it affects anyone?

>>12350759
/mgg/ hates it for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350755
>wanting a pure husband makes you a jerk
I wouldn't normally object much, but in a world where male virginity lasts only as long as you can outrun crazed mating-season harpies, then yes, the stipulation is kind of... unreasonable and victim-blame-y.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350769
http://exhentai.org/g/131077/a2bcb60200/
http://exhentai.org/g/570398/22adec1a50/

What's wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350776
Huh, that makes a lot of sense, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350780
As long as the shotas are of age there's nothing wrong there.

[/jp/ civil protection and safe(...) No.]

>>12350769
>fun
This isn't the board for that.

It's obvious you aren't complying with refugee affairs regulations pertaining towards minimum depression levels. I am citing you for depression mandate non-compliance, take your ticket and report to the niggy.png building to become suitably depressed.

>>12350773
Greentexting/memetexting/``shrexting'' is a misuse of a board feature and is a despicable foreign habit. /a/, /b/, and /v/ influences must rightfully be purged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350793
How about you fuck off into the deepest. darkest, depths of hell where preachy people like you belong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350793
Can I hug you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350793

Unless you're a mod i'm gonna treat your "ticket" like I treat shit from the parking authority.

With nonchalance and depression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>>>>/a/11189350

How long will it last.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350793
>A NEET
>Telling others what to do
My sides. Go find something better to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350802

It's already dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350797
We are already in hell its called jp.

Also his post conveys some sarcasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350797
I can't tell whether he's shilling or not, but giving him the benefit of the doubt, as guests we should respect and adapt to board culture.
plz no bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350802
Omae wa mou shinderu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350793
He does have a point, the green text misuse is kind of annoying after awhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350802
It doesn't even exist apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350793
You still have not told me how it damages anything, "I don't like it" is not good enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350740
>Don't expect the works of George RR Martin here
You mean edgy smut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350797
>>12350801
>>12350804
>>12350820
guys, I think he's being sarcastic. trying to get a laugh. I really don't think he wants you taking him seriously.

Even if he did, why would you?

[/jp/ civil protection and safe(...) No.]

>>12350801
>Unless you're a mod
>"ticket"
Deference to 4chan moderation and non-usage of ``funquotes'' are class-罪 offences. This is your final warning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350833
I think I like this guy. He's silly and he makes me laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350811
You haven't been with us long have you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350758
What do you mean by misusing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350833

Don't make me unplug your generator mister.

[Anonymous No.]

> try to conform to /jp/ etiquette in order to avoid becoming a troublesome and reviled refugee population
> get rused for our trouble
Well, shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350793
>Be browsing /mgg/
>some uppity faggot who thinks he has authority comes in
Top Kek

[/jp/ civil protection and safe(...) No.]

>>12350833
What are those reports? Don't force me to make you work overtime. I want a list of every writefag, drawfag, and anon whose shitposted on these threads in the past week! We here at /jp/ need to adopt /a/'s quality posting standards or we'll fall behind as a company. They better be on my desk by 5 today, or you're fired!

[Anonymous No.]

Can't ever just talk about monster girls, can we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350864
And now I feel stupid for actually believing he was serious

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350860
>>12350829

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350867
The thread's probably about to die, let the silly police do their thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350867
It's a slow day and there's no new releases, what do you expect?
If you nevertheless have some pertinent insight or OC, please, do tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350867
It's a goof, but I've though about this, the only places left we could try are /vg/ and /h/, does /h/ allow discussion?

[/jp/ civil protection and safe(...) No.]

>>12350864
>We here at /jp/ need to adopt /a/'s quality posting standards
Impersonation of a non-normie ordinance enforcer is a serious crime.

>>12350850
*puts you in a chokehold*
I said BACK THE FUCK OFF?!

>>12350820
Influences from inferior board cultures must not be allowed to infect what's left of /jp/, regardless of what "harm" they do to individuals

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350886
>we

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350880
What's the fastest flying monster girl?

[/jp/ civil protection and safe(...) No.]

>>12350894
I'm sorry, did you just mouth off to a superior rookie? Those were orders from the higher ups. As punishment, you'll be monitoring these threads for another 3 hours, while I go home and NTR your daki from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350898
Thunderbird probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350898
Dragon! If the legendary smut is anything to go by, other wise Beelzebub comes to mind.

>>12350894
Easy on the elitism faggot, you're not a nip, I'd laugh at you if you were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350902

> Daki NTR

Take Fridge Daki. He's still not over Clara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350910
Come on now, the guy's just goofing around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350904
Don't think a Wyvern can't outclass a bird that queefs sparks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350780

What even makes a shota "of age"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350916
If they still look like a shota, but are older than 16 - 18. Same deal with Japan and lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350916
When they start getting boners.

Otherwise, they're pretty much useless.

[Anonymous No.]

I was wondering... Do you prefer when monster girls are portrayed amiable/funny/happy a la monster musume nichijou, or when they're more like monsters that wouldn't think twice about disemboweling a human if it had a reason to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350925
A varied mixture of the two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350925

Cute > Sexy

Pillow Talk levels of romance = insta boner

[/jp/ civil protection and safe(...) No.]

>>12350902
*slowly glances around the room*

*takes slow sip from unwatered down whisky, on the rocks, as everyone know it's going to get serious*

"Look kid, you're messing with the big dogs. It's too late for you-"

*suddenly I am behind you, holding a halberd to your neck*

"-to find the right tree to bark up."

*I twist my wrist effortlessly, slicing your neck and spraying gelatin bloog all over the plebs at the bar*

*I throw on my trench coat and fedora and leave the bar to raptorous applause*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350895
It's something to be considered, besides, I am one of those who is comfy here, but ready to march into /a/ and take it back, and I got called a leejun fag, so don't give me shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350931

AuroraChan is over there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350925
Considering how popular Arcueid Brunestud was, I'd say the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350918
the moment they gat taken advantage of by a lonely milf.

>>12350914
You think this is a fucking game!? Not five or six days ago were we forced from what had been the home of monstergirls since 2008, jokes like this are not amusing.

[/jp/ civil protection and safe(...) No.]

>>12350910
>Easy on the elitism faggot, you're not a nip, I'd laugh at you if you were.
do you EVEN...KNOW whio your talking to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350745

>YFW she slowly starts coming out of the freezer more often and interacts with you in the store
>YFW she gets slightly flustered when you talk to other women

How would you feel if one day after work you found yourself freezing to the floor by your feet, her cobalt hand running across your cheek as crimson eyes look at you, from the youthful snow maiden circling around?

"I've waited for so long, yet you ignore me. My parents even set it up for an idiot like you to attack a poor defensless 'me'."

"I'm tired of waiting, tired of watching my husband flirt with other women and ignore the one who helped him all the way back then."

"Tired of my warmth being snatched away in the talons of harlots who would love nothing more than to shatter your heart."

"Well, my sweet, sweet darling. Tonight you're going to experience a true lover's embrace."

>YFW she fucking undresses, but not before taking whipped cream and spraying it on her breasts and nethers, giggling as you begin to freak out.
>YFW her parents will never give you the thumbs up when finding you two on the floor, snuggling.

[/jp/ civil protection and safe(...) No.]

>>12350931
*stands up clutching chest, smirking because I have main protagonist plot armor*
*Pulls out and gun points it at your head*
"It's not over yet, if I die, you're going to hell with me. Nothing personnel....kid. Bang!"
*I shoot you in head and drop to the ground as angels sing about our simultaneous deaths*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350898
I agree with >>12350904 and >>12350910. Thunderbird's fastest in a straight line, beelzebub's fastest in a hummingbird sorta sense.
If you want a message taken to the other side of the continent, get a thunderbird. If you want an obstacle course speed-run, get queen of the flies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350931
>No "Tch, nothing personal kid"

You had one fucking job, anon.
ONE job, and you FUCKED IT UP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350948
A fool of suck caliber as to make Kabapu blush?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350947
>the home of monstergirls since 2008
An those thread policing faggots from earlier insist that these threads didn't with the MGE. Especially the one with broken english.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350949
And then it turns out they're a family of cannibals that uses human blood for ice cream flavoring.

Yes, we've heard this story before, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350967
Pretty sure it was magical snot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350954
*personnel

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350949
>not producing it from her nipples

goddamnit anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12342271
they discuss weather the monster girls should have dicks and thats about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351031
Why would you reply to a post that old?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351031
/d/ doesn't discuss the weather

Unless it's raining dicks

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/ "moderator" posts are deleted
topkek

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350930
This is a point not appreciated nearly enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351031

Last time i went to /d/, in a tg thread, they where talking about gender equality and tumblr tier sjw shit, it was awful

[Anonymous No.]

>accidentally kill a spider
>start to get teary eyed


What did you bastards do to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351022

Ask Boob for your kinky shit, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351045
Last time I was on /tg/ they were talking about having a lv17 wizard turn a miniature black hole into a dark skinned loli that saw the wizard as their parent to move her around, and they would use her as weapon, item storage, to dispose of trash and sometimes eyewitness and evidence removal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351054
asking anything of bob

If we weren't separated by our computer screens and distance I would beat you within an inch of your life.

inb4 some jacking off joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351065
bring it fag
I fukked yo momm!

[Anonymous No.]

>that metashit going on in the current /a/ thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350967
I remember there was such Junji Ito story, ice-cream made of people

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351072
Suddenly coming here doesn't seem so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351051
This is actually pretty common

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351063
I should start browsing /tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351095
/a/ never takes it easy.

They are newage tumblr if you take a gander on other threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351107
Jesus Christ, in that regard the JoJo threads are fucking awful. They even have a Drawfag who emulates a shitty Tumblr-esque style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351051

There are minuscule spiders having sex on your face all the time if that makes you feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351106
Remember to put 'Quest' in your ignore thread title settings and bam, /tg/ is perfectly browseable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351118
I just put it in the search bar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351113
Go see the snk threads. There full of retards that make our oc waifufags look less autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351071
Liar.

>>12351114
WHAT. THE FUCK. are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351107

Doesn't /a/ boast about being resilient to change? Is their elitism blinding them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351126
Then there are the Mod-backed Waifu Threads themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351126
I have a lot of fun in snk threads. I edit images to remove or replace a character which makes all the fans of that character post like mad with rage

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351127

Some species of mites, which are relatives of spiders, literally live, crawl, eat and procreate in the pores of your skin.

Google it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351107
I've got a compilation of some of their threads right now that I can post next thread.
Seriously, some of these are really bad.
>Are muslim girls moe enough to deserve their own anime /a/?
Jesus christ I'm glad we aren't there anymore.
Even though it's really fun to, let's stop shitting on /a/ and get back to talking about monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351128
They changed after v died in the vg split.

I started to see a pattern. After 6 months spoonfeeding was prevalent and it went downhill from there.

Now you can sometimes find crossboarders post non board related threads every couple of hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351147
Well, great.
Now I have to go exfoliate with bleach.
Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351147
Oh, I know that, nothing you can do about them either, they're necessary for sking health right? Eh, I think they're kinda cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351147
Great. I read that and immediately thought "So what you're saying is I have millions of microscopic arachnes on me at all times?"
"What if they were yanderes?"
"What if they're derederes who just want to hug the person they're on when that person is feeling down?"
Fuck you /mgt/ you've ruined my brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351159
Microorganisms living on your skin are overwhelmingly a positive for your health. So-called infections of the skin are usually when one species is killed off allowing another to grow out of control

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351197
>dere dere micro organisms

YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351205
So what you're saying is, that episode of the Simpsons where Burns is surviving multiple infections due to the Three Stooges Syndrome is REAL?

So, I just need to go get HIV and Rabies from a raccoon and a hooker in that order. It'll probably make me immune to disease for the rest of my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351220
No. You'd just die

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351229
Anon, please. If a fictional cartoon character in a fantasy world born from several writers' imaginations can do it, then I think I can manage it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351233
Rabies has an almost 100% mortality rate if you aren't treated before symptoms appear

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351243
I think a handful of people have survived using a procudure that puts you in a chemically induced coma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351251
Hence "almost"

[Anonymous No.]

so anything from comiket getting scanned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351275
Maybe, no clue. I hope we get scans of the Sandworm doujin, among many others.

[Anonymous No.]

...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351279
there were many monstergirl comics never scanned,
I remember hoping that one sluggirl comic would get scanned but didn't
maybey we could pay someone from /jp/ to do it?

[Anonymous No.]

Full moon tonight boys...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351283
Less ... more salamander art dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351283
Yandere Jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351283
Pharaoh in a fighting stance, smirking at her foe, snake familiar coiled around her forearm, fangs bared at the opponent

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351283
Oh oh, torso shot of a punk minotaur girl with her nose ringed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351283
Cirno and Sylph hanging out

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351283
Polt looking uncomfortable in business attire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351283
Lewd Miia

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351290
Anon, please.
I had that commissioned.
Should be here any day now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351298
Seconded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351283

A scientist wearing a lab coat sitting on the ground cross-legged with a smile on his face, holding s clipboard and a pencil, observing and studying the first real toddler monstergirl born from genetic engineering sitting next to him, grasping his glasses and staring at them curiously.

Feel free to choose which species she's gonna be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351306
Dude what, you were serious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351283
NTR cat

or lizard/salamander

or dragon

either saying happy birthday or just being cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351318
http://imgur.com/VT0o5GO

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351298
>>12351307
Thirded.
Polt's always happy, be nice to see her a bit flustered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350549
I really wish this got an OVA or something.
Those action scenes are amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351283
Sphinx looking pissed off at a book of riddles because she can't figure any out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351283
loli sphinx being powerbombed by the guy from falling down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351283
charon less
aheago or not
it is time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351298
>This meeting is boring
>This suit feels weird
>This room is stuffy
>I wish I was running outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351283

Charon bunny girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350562
FUCK you wanted the werewolf on the human character, hang on

Thought you meant a werewolf on the rat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351286
>>12351287
>>12351290
>>12351294
>>12351295
>>12351298
>>12351305
>>12351314
>>12351319
>>12351331
>>12351336
>>12351342
Are you bullying less again!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351354
I bully less every day with my dick, of course I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351354
who's that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351354
no
i'm not
i'm only 2 of those
and they are not bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351354
He was asking for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351354

It's not like he'll ever deliver anything to us again unless people write shit for him. He's gone to the dark side of drawfaggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351283
Homura from Senran Kagura as a salamander

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351044

What sort of stories on the masterlist(s) have this sort of thing? I need to know for... reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351431
there was a list of eromanga with that kind of lovey dovey stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351298
>This meeting is boring
>This suit feels weird
>This room is stuffy
>I wish I was running outside

image limit reached
http://imgur.com/rEKR3N8

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351436

>Fuck I Left the Stove On.jpg

Or...

>Where will you be when it hits.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351436
splendid

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351436
>http://imgur.com/rEKR3N8
I wish I was discussing economics

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351436
All work and no play makes polt a dull girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12343155
http://i.imgur.com/yvI9iMy.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351436
Awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351463
Wunderbar

[Anonymous No.]

And... two manga threads deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>Drawfags will never draw any EMG character other than Draco and Polt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351488
Uhh... Loen draws Miia and Cerea

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351488
Miia already has plenty of art.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Dracosa really a dragonewt dyke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351488
We need more of the other girls, Papi, Cerea, Suu, Rachnee, Tio, Manako, Zombina, Doppel, Kii, Lilith, and Lala.
Tragedyfish has a shitty fetish and deserves no art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351508

But NOT drawing her feeds her fetish!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351494
Read the manga, nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351488
EMG at least gets art. I want more Frosted Rapes and Monkey Ryoko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351486
It's ironic that there's more manga discussion here than the /a/ threads themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351509
How about instead we draw Darling being gangraped by male dolphins

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351494
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351519
How about we do that, but instead of male dolphins, we use female dolphin mermaids because we're not /y/?
Unless you're fujoshit-kun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351538
>Dolphin mermaids ravishing Darling while Mero schlicks to it in the distance.

[Anonymous No.]

Since we're nearing the end of the page, can we have one guy agree to make the next thread, so we don't have a case of 50 people making threads, causing another shitstorm? Whoever agrees to do it needs to be someone who isn't retarded to make it an 'edition' or some shit. Just Monster Girl thread, and will be around for a while to see when this thread dies and make the new one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351516
Yes but I'm worried about what will happen when a new chapter of whatever comes out and that mod deletes it right away;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12350562
http://imgur.com/sYQLFsn

There you go. Image limit reached so just follow the link

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351588
hahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351588
>http://imgur.com/sYQLFsn
Not even OR, but Im laughing hard right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351580
I'll do it. I'll try not to fuck it up.
The question is whether I make it now or until we're the last thread on the page.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351601
>>12351602
The only thing I hate is the bottom of the blue seal, I did my best but I'm still learning

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351588
Glorious bastard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351611
Oh, we're second to last already.
I guess now's the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351622
We've been second to last for at least 10 minutes, we probably have a half hour before this thread drops off

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351622
Nope. Not yet. We wait until the thread is completely dead.

[Anonymous No.]

Want something edited?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351581
Was there any posting of MGE or visits from the asshole patrol in the thread. There have been a few threads that survived quite well on /a/ and run their course so long as they avoid MGE stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351670
If by asshole patrol you mean hound, then yes.
http://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/111893500/
http://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/111902542/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351650
Depends, do you mean writing or picture? Because if you're Ratatouille picture guys then yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351693
Picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351710
http://moeatthemovies.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/bob.jpg
Is it possible to get this edited to where some of the guys faces are the following: A salamander, a slime, a dragon, a cat girl, a holstaurus, and a dullahan? Then random MGs of your choice for the rest? Maybe have a band of monster girls logo if you want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351686
Yeah, easily identified problems with those threads right in the OPs. Miia header isn't specifically trying to start a thread about the manga and is just asking if MG on /a/ is kill. Other one is just trying to come up with a general MG anime topic and immediately has someone asking the 'are MGs on /a/ kill?' question.

This one: https://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/111721640/#111721640 stayed up for a while by just focusing specifically on the manga. Just don't go asking stupid questions in the first five posts or making generic topics and the threads'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12351686
What ever became of Mods like pic related?
http://imgur.com/ACumOez