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12334049 No.12334049 [Reply] [Original]

Hey Jay Pee,

Will I be safe from Ebola-san if I don't leave my house. (Haven't left anyway in weeks.)

What are your neet and terrific strategies for surviving this world pandemic?

>> No.12334056
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>>12334049
There is a strong rumor that the thing is airborne now.

So no. Prepare to become a ghost full of regrets.

>> No.12334058

>>12334049
Cook your meat properly, don't touch meat if you have a cut or scrape. You pussy.

>> No.12334062
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>>12334049
I don't live in USA
I don't live in a big city
I'm a fucking true neet
and bluekari is mah waifu

>> No.12334068
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>>12334056
Do I get to choose where to go when I die?

Which is best a ghost or travel to other worlds?

I think I may prefer Neo Venetia to Gensokyo. Is this an option?

>> No.12334071

What's this about ebola? Is there some kind of outbreak or something?

I don't read regular news anymore so I'm generally clueless about normal world happenings.

>> No.12334073

>>12334049
This thing is highly overrated. It's only a concern because it's in Africa where they don't have basic health care like antiviral drugs. Doesn't matter though because those people have like 10 kids a piece and then people wonder why they're starving.

>> No.12334080

>>12334073
I don't know if I could afford a 10 piece for all of my children if I lived in africa.

>> No.12334086

>>12334068
no one living can tell you what happens when you die, because they have never experienced it. maybe try to contact the dead for an answer

>> No.12334094

>>12334086
Where do I go to find a ghost?

I don't want to talk to any skeletons. I'm not racist or anything but they scare me.

>> No.12334097

>>12334094
Try your dreams or a hypnotist.
We are all scared of skeletons anon but I have a secret for you. There is a skeleton inside of you!

>> No.12334099 [DELETED] 

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>> No.12334104

>>12334099
Cool thanks

>> No.12334108

>>12334099
have bots got smart enough to beat captcha now?

>> No.12334122
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>>12334097
No. Not true.

>> No.12334125

>>12334099
I didn't know we had our own private doctor.

SMWnrj-sensei what do I do for a broken nutbladder?

>> No.12334133

>>12334056
What preparations should I make?

>>12334071
Yes it seems Africa has decided to take it's vengeance on the world.

>>12334108
Maybe they are hiring Koreans/Chinese instead of bots. Maybe the bot union got to strong.

>> No.12334162 [DELETED] 

>>12334071
Basically, everything that could have went wrong did. I remember an anon saying "they're gonna mess up the quarantine preparations, the private flight," and so on. He was right. We only had to listen.

>> No.12334169

>>12334056
I would love to become a ghost when I die

I would haunt the HECK out of cute hikki girls

>> No.12334173

>>12334169
>cute hikki girls

You don't stand a ghost of a chance of finding that.

>> No.12334177

>>12334173
I'd haunt their food so much that they don't eat much if they're too fat and other things like that

then I'll use their computer to talk to them like in those creepypastas. They would turn the computer off and hide under their hikki blankets. So cute!

>> No.12334190

I'm disappointed nobody has posted any strategies yet besides >>12334058

I for one will be living in a dakimakura case for the next month or two.

>> No.12334195

>>12334190
Kill yourself in a painless way before ebola can kill you slowly and painfully.

>> No.12334205

So, why are people panicking when most of the registered ebola cases are affecting some country in Africa?

>> No.12334211

>/jp/ - Random

>> No.12334213

>>12334073
I'd probably have 10 kids a year without contraception and education.

>> No.12334216

>>12334213
No you wouldn't, you'd be permavirg there too.

Your granddad would probably exile you from the tribe or whatever for not being a true man.

>> No.12334249

>>12334073

Thats rather naive considering that no ebolavirus-specific treatment exists

>> No.12334250

>>12334056

Please don't spread fear and panic amongst the jaypee population ty

also even if it was airborne the hikikomori would be best suited to surviving the ebola apocalypse

>> No.12334322

>>12334177
That sounds like the perfect death. Man, I hope this happens to me.

>> No.12334322,1 [INTERNAL] 

Op's doll looks like a turd. Just though I'd let you guys know.

>> No.12334322,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12334056
Doubtful. Ebola isn't so robust as to survive very well outside of a body, let alone in the air. It's actually pretty difficult to contract. It can't be done simply by being near somebody who has it. They need to directly introduce it into your body.

It would be kind of fun to live in a world where there's some rampant disease that's spread very easily. All the people on /jp/ and The W would remain unchanged while all the people working and leaving their houses would get sick and die.

>> No.12334322,3 [INTERNAL] 

>It would be kind of fun to live in a world where there's some rampant disease that's spread very easily. All the people on /jp/ and The W would remain unchanged while all the people working and leaving their houses would get sick and die.

The flu?

>> No.12334322,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>12334322,3
BTW any NEET who lived with working parents would die too. Pretty much only tru NEET garbage picking squatters would survive.

>> No.12334322,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>12334322,2
Ebola is literally absorbed through your skin. It's very robust, living weeks without a host.

>> No.12334322,6 [INTERNAL] 

>It would be kind of fun to live in a world where there's some rampant disease that's spread very easily. All the people on /jp/ and The W would remain unchanged while all the people working and leaving their houses would get sick and die.

This is just as bad as teenbros wishing for zombie apocaleeps

>> No.12334322,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>12334322,5
>>12334322,4
>The virus may be acquired upon contact with blood or bodily fluids of an infected animal (commonly monkeys or fruit bats).[1] Person-to-person transmission by means of direct contact with infected persons or their body fluids/secretions is considered the principal mode of transmission. In a household study, secondary transmission took place only if direct physical contact occurred. No transmission was reported without this direct contact

Literally fine as long as you aren't a skinship norm.

>> No.12334322,8 [INTERNAL] 

which means cousin anon is screwed

>> No.12334322,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>12334322,7
http://www.nature.com/srep/2012/121115/srep00811/full/srep00811.html

>> No.12334322,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>12334322,5
lol nah nigga

>> No.12334322,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>12334322,9
>Interestingly, transmission between macaques in similar housing conditions was never observed.
>This is the first report of experimental interspecies virus transmission, with the macaques also used as a human surrogate.
?

>> No.12334322,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>12334322,3
hello /ota/ boy!

>> No.12334322,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>12334322,8
What? I haven't had any contact with anyone in almost a year. I did share a sore throat with my cosuin though because we always shared drinks. Right now the worst thing is either all the piss bottles, or the fact that I've eaten nothing but Oreos for the past four days. My stomach hurts a lot, but the Oreos are too good.

>> No.12334731
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>being scared of a virus that doesn't even have a pleasing geometric shape

>> No.12334733

>>12334731
uh?

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>>12334733
Look at the triangles on this motherfucker. Must be a real deadly strain unlike that ebola worm-looking thing.

>> No.12334844

>>12334757
cute virus, dude.

>> No.12334860

I never leave my room and I never catch anything ever.

>> No.12334862

>>12334071
Aids but not gay.Ebola only spreads through bodily fluid. Unfortunately it also makes you bleed out your eyeballs. Just stay away from people and you will be ok.
>>12334073
There's no such thing as anti viral drugs you have to let virus run their natural course usually.

>> No.12334878

>>12334862
>There's no such thing as anti viral drugs you have to let virus run their natural course usually.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antiviral_drug

>> No.12334899

Apparently carriers and sufferers of ebola have a really strong smell. As long as you don't mix your bodily fluids with anyone who smells funny and has recently arrived from Africa, or knows somebody who recently came back from Africa, you're safe.

>> No.12334904

>>12334899

/jp/ - virus preventation culture

>> No.12334929
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just wash your hands and don't let people spit or vomit on you

you will be safe dude

>> No.12334948

>>12334929
You seem distinctively informed. Can EBV be transmitted by smelling the farts of a carrier?

>> No.12334951

>>12334878
#rekt

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