/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Does Flandre takes showers? i don't think there are any shower in the basement.

[Anonymous No.]

It's actually never stated that she is locked in the basement

[Anonymous No.]

It's actually never stated that there aren't any showers in the basement

[Anonymous No.]

Vampires cannot handle flowing water, so no. Flandre does not shower. She *could* take baths, but they'd likely smell of blood.

Flandre probably smells like dried blood.

[Anonymous No.]

She smells like sweaty armpits

[Anonymous No.]

>>12324536
That is even more lewd than sweat.

Have you ever bled all over the place and just left it there and came back later to smell and taste it? I cut my finger the other day in the kitchen/bathroom and left a sizable puddle on the counter. I forgot about it came back like six hours later and I was really enamored with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12324560
You know what you must do.

[Anonymous No.]

Sakuya probably licks her clean

[Anonymous No.]

>>12324594
I don't want to kill anyone just to play with their blood though. Killing animals is not the same, even if the blood is biologically the same.

I wonder how much it would cost to buy a bag of blood on the street these days. Like fifty bucks?

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>>12324776
Blood can range from low 60 to 300 bucks per unit, with the average being 120.

At risk of weirding the jp board out, there's two ways to drink blood. Let it absorb through your gums (hope you like the taste of iron) for a blood doping effect (professional athletes aren't allowed to do it because its effects are real. Makes you more physically capable for a little bit)

Or just swallow. You may not be able to stomach it though, as it's an acquired taste.

I don't think vampires are real, but I have drank the blood of ~6 people over the course of 10 or so years, most of them being relationship donors, and I haven't encountered any health problems.

Just make sure it's all consensual!

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>>12324826
I'm kind of interested now. Can I drink my own blood to get a taste for it? I have medical experience with syringes and sanitation, but it might be hard to do it myself.

[Anonymous No.]

Buying a bag of blood on the streets sounds incredibly dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12324923
Haha, I suppose I brought that on myself.

Well... http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8400524

If you're drinking your own blood, I would put it in the fridge for two weeks or so you can recover from taking your blood by keeping a steady diet and exercise.

Drinking it then would give your body a blood cell boost. You'll end up with something like this.

http://www.webmd.com/fitness-exercise/blood-doping

Think about the food you eat. That gets carried in your blood to other parts of the body in order to make your body work. I wouldn't recommend doing it yourself, as complications can happen. (Murphy's Law)

I'd talk it over with a nurse and see if you're healthy enough to donate first, and maybe get a check up.

Oh yeah. If you do get sanguine, learn from my mistakes. Smoker? Drugs? Thats carried in the blood and not only does it make it taste REALLY bad, it's bad for your health since blood carries.

Also, blood doesn't stop flowing just because you want it to. Get gutsy and you will choke on your donor. Also, as far as taste goes...everyone taste differently, and smokers taste like tar. (You want a smoking donor less than an oni wants soybeans)

And please, please use common sense. I had a relationship end once because I bit an ex and she enjoyed it at the time, but when her neck scabbed the pain irritated her so much, well, ex.

[Beer commercial] Please drink responsibly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12324930
P.S. Don't buy blood off the streets. Ever. Ever ever. Ever. Ask a blood bank or any other respectable place that deals with vampire kool-aid.