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12307569 No.12307569 [Reply] [Original]

What would you do to feel Yukari's boobs?

>> No.12307573

I'd feel her boobs

see this way, I can do it twice

>> No.12307582
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>> No.12307602 [DELETED] 

Yukari's 3 sizes are out of this world!

>> No.12307603

once per boob

>> No.12307604 [DELETED] 

I'd ask Yukari nicely if I could touch her boobs. She'll probably say no, and that's perfectly fine, but she might be in a playful mood.

>> No.12307609

Nothing, I'd stay the hell away from her because she'd probably feed me to other Youkai.

>> No.12307614

I would dance the dance of my people.

>> No.12307621

I'd make them flat. Or like, B-cup sized.

That way I wouldn't have to touch those disgusting udders!

>> No.12307637

I would learn to play the guitar and perform an acoustic rendition of "Who shot ya?" by Notorious B.I.G on the busiest street in my hometown.

>> No.12307642

I want Yukari to castrate me with her bare hands.

>> No.12307674
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This. I'm assuming she can play with age boundaries and that sounds really fun.

>> No.12307693

Wear her like a feedbag and eat her all day.

>> No.12307704 [SPOILER] 
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omg look at those huge biddies!!1

>> No.12307708
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Swear eternal worship? Eat a bug? Jack off in front of her? Lots of stuff.

>> No.12307711

mamma yukari!

>> No.12307712

How inelegant.

>> No.12307728

My point was that there's a whole range of things I'd be willing to do and I'm not going to spend hours writing them all out.

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>> No.12307736
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I would touch Ran's boobs to touch Yukari's boobs, but then not touch Yukari's boobs after touching Ran's.

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I don't get it.

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>> No.12307799

How are those pubes growing through her clothes?

>> No.12307812

I would kill all faggots.from the jay

>> No.12307815

It's just shading

>> No.12307825

I wouldn't even if she request I would be remiss to do so, Yakumo-sama should not have her body sullied by anyone. However, if the need truly arised that Yakumo-sama truly did request this of me of course I would happily oblige

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>> No.12307850

I'd give up an entire klondike bar

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>> No.12307971

She's had that dress on for a long time.

>> No.12308026

Yukarin's boobs are trying to escape!

>> No.12308048
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Are those even attached to her body?

>> No.12308266

I'd slap them around a little bit, then I'd go molest Ran.

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>> No.12308294
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suck on Yukari's breasts.

>> No.12308443

What is the taste of Yukari's milk?

>> No.12308450
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Old age, blood, and the vacuum of deep space

>> No.12308621

I'm jealous of reimoo, she has yukari with her big hag tats as a personal stalker.

>> No.12308628 [DELETED] 

Do girls like breasts as much as men do?

>> No.12308695

>you will never accidentally Yukari's face as she unexpectedly gaps in

>> No.12308717


>> No.12308749
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thanks that was fun

>> No.12308753


>What would you do to feel Yukari's boobs?

Nothing. As a matter of fact, I've already felt them, and I've fucked her as well.

Fact: There is no guy on this planet that hasn't felt her boobs or fucked her. She routinely goes on massive sexcapades at night and will fuck any random guy that she gaps in (or gaps herself to).

>> No.12308812

Hnnnnggg i want to shoot my seed deep inside her

>> No.12308831

for my dick

>> No.12308891

post more murasaki's boobs

>> No.12309930
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>> No.12309935

Cut them with a greatsword.
Then use them to make armor and weapons

>> No.12309941

Nothing, because sagging old hag tits, lol.

>> No.12310663
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>> No.12310671
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Yukari is a petite girl with small breasts. CoLA agrees. Don't bother Rinnosuke about it.

>> No.12310716
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Yukari is a LEWD COWTITTED HAG. CoLA loses all credibilty due to raping the very concept of nice hats.

>> No.12310729

Yukari armor would be broken.

>> No.12310731
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How much do you think they weigh? Like, having to lift them up must be a chore, but I wouldn't mind.

>> No.12310735

CoLA's hats are best hats. Every alternative costume is better in CoLA. You just have shitty taste.

>> No.12310748

I'd happily offer to be Yukari's personal breast-rest

>> No.12310790
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I prefer my vampires without disgusting, tumorous affronts to fashion on their heads. You're the stupid one.

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Talking shit about the best hat will just get you fucked up, around here.

>> No.12310798

Friend, it just looks like a giant onigiri. Why wouls ozeusama wear such a thing?

>> No.12310803

Nigga, if you think that's the best hat you're seriously fucked up. Everyone knows Eiki's and Ran's are the best. CoLA Remi's is up there at Sukuna bow levels of shitty.

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Both hats are cute. I'd sniff either anyday.

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>> No.12311399

Which vampire has the best belly?

>> No.12311606
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You two have insufficient good taste. Depart from life.

>> No.12311611

that looks fucking atrocious, christ.

>> No.12311627

It is the best hat, and you are the atrocious one. Untermensch out of /jp/.

>> No.12311639

no wonder no other artist that ZUN hired kept that stupid ass hat, thankfully.

>> No.12311655

Your inability to recognize genius does not speak well for your future.

>> No.12311681

apparently neither did ZUN and his later hired artists.

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I want Yukari to hug me!

>> No.12311837
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enjoy your bloody dead

>> No.12311917

Hugging Yukari and getting pulled into her chest!

>> No.12311934
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Always refuse Yukari's invitation.
When she invites you for a dinner, it doesn't mean what you think it means.

>> No.12311954

Slice up those cowtits

>> No.12312149
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You're got an oxymoronic name and the world's worst taste in hats. Please refrain from posting in the future.

>> No.12312154
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Yukari forgot how to hug long ago. Millennia of pimping wack bitches and pushing crack has been hard on her.

>> No.12312768

I'd fuck Ran. Then I'd probably forget about Yukari's boobs and marry Ran.

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>> No.12314519
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Murasaki a slut

>> No.12314554
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>> No.12314557

Why is everyone here a manlet?

>> No.12314568

We're shotas.

>> No.12314576

Blame tojo immigrants

>> No.12314586
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I'm 6' and 200. I might be fatter than you guys but at least I'm not a midget.

>> No.12314595

Nice titties.

>> No.12314650

5'11 and 185 here.


>> No.12314869
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Joining with Yukari in holy matrimony! Don't worry, our pre-nup says I get Ran if it doesn't work out!

>> No.12315303


No. No, you don't get Ran as your backup plan. I've worked too hard for this, Ran-sama is mine.

>> No.12316529

6' and 155 here, being a midget would suck ass.

>> No.12316536


5'7" is manlet size? Hate to think what you consider 5'4" than.

>> No.12316545

Anything below 6' in manlets dude.

>> No.12316606
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♫ I tried to take her ♪♬
♪ I even tried to break her ♬
♬ She said, I ain't for takin' won't you ever learn ♫

>> No.12316608

The hammer even more so

>> No.12316802

I will make her my wife.

>> No.12316860
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Yukari's danglers!

>> No.12316880
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Yukarin's boobs...

>> No.12316930
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Reimu should be ashamed, she should respect the elderly

>> No.12316958
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>> No.12316989
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This thread again, déjà vu !

>> No.12317500
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>> No.12317659
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B-but Yukari and Ran are already married! To each other!

>> No.12318023
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>> No.12318356
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So I wake up this morning and this little fucker is in my kitchen pulling this shit and she WON'T FUCKING STOP FALLING and the whole time with that SMUG FUCKING LOOK on her face god DAMMIT

>> No.12318914

that doujin was pretty good.

>> No.12318945

Yukari has a surprising low terminal velocity.

>> No.12318988
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I'd ring up her old buddy, Nyarlathotep, even though that bastard always ruins something.

>%39 virgin

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Who knows, I thought /b/ was full of norms these days so maybe it's not that exaggerated. And finding a way to touch Yog-Sothoth's tits actually kinda sounds like somethng Nyarlathotep would do.

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I did too, but that exceeds goddamn /fit/. Bit discrepant, that.

>> No.12319073

TBH I doubt the average age of 18 too

>> No.12319083
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Aww Yiss

Finally excuse to post my reaction image crop of that page

>> No.12319121

Get out faggot. Going to /fit/ or the gym won't make you lose your virginty and a lot of those people just started going to the gym.

>> No.12319228
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Virgin who goes to /fit/ and just started going to the gym detected

>> No.12319238

Not a virgin nor do I go to the gym. You are stupid to think a 4chan board defines someone as a person. They can go to any board and do anything but that doesn't mean they won't still be autistic as fuck


Here's a board that likes to use memes like you dude

>> No.12319246

Wow, some made-up advice and a crossboard link, you sure showed me. You're so cool and I really respect and admire you man.

>> No.12319254

You must be seeing things because I didn't give you any advice dude here's a board you'll like better though


Make sure to go there and tell them what an EPIC poster on the jay you are and don't forget to say you are an otaku NEET hikki who likes anime like all the cool kids on four (4) chan

>> No.12319257

great memes friend. when do you tell me how you've been here ten years and you're the oldest of the oldfags and all how neo-/jp/ and its crossies suck so much? I am seriously on the edge of my seat

>> No.12319274

Underrated post

>> No.12319284

I fucking hate Yukari, I fucking hate her so much.

>> No.12319927

And all of you as well!

>> No.12319958

I had the filthiest boner after reading this. I was disgusted, but strangely compelled to finish to the end.

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>> No.12321448 [DELETED] 

There is some guy pretending to be me by telling others that someone is pretending to be me being really rude to posters on /jp/ demanding they remove the background. I don't want people to get hurt because of this bully and he doesn't even appreciate the jobs they do! This is just a notice so I will not be blamed for his wrong doings. Thank you for reading have a good day.

>> No.12321804


maybe is true that she is a kind of dick for kidnap humans and leave them in middle of the night to be eaten by youkais.
or for send those youkais to the moon where were beaten.
or for being a big lier and write her own shit on Akyu's works.
or for beating Ran with her parasol.
or for using Remilia, Sakuya, Reimu and Marisa to steal stuff and scare a poor pharmacist.

but I'm pretty sure that Yukari is a good girl

>> No.12321821
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>> No.12321943

Why are they on her stomach?

>> No.12321986
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Then why have I been left out?

>> No.12321990

You were born too late.

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>> No.12322008

Actually, you weren't left out. In the future you will travel back to past when Yukari underwent those routines, and you'll be stuck there. Chances are that you have seen yourself before.

>> No.12322018

Spoken like a true gentleman

>> No.12322089

even Marisa hates the shit out of Yukari as shown in SDV where she goes apeshit with anger the moment Yukari pays her a visit in her home as well as that time she visited Kourindou while Marisa was there.

>> No.12322112

What would you do to hold hands with Yukari?

>> No.12322128

Reach out and grab her hand.

>> No.12322146
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Yukari a shit
a big one
a great one

>> No.12322162
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Combine this: http://spectrum.ieee.org/automaton/robotics/medical-robots/researchers-develop-robot-that-lets-them-feel-softness-of-virtual-breasts

with Oculus rift

Yukari isn't real, but with sufficient virtual reality, can you really tell the difference?

>> No.12322219

I start by brushing my hand against hers by "accident", then when I feel courageous enough put mine on top of hers I'll intertwine our fingers! Of course I will be blushing a lot and be too nervous to even talk, so I'd pretend I'm not doing anything and look away. Maybe I can even scoot a little closer.

>> No.12322261
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One for each hand and that one onahole rig.


Cant find the original video.

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>> No.12322557
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Chubby little Yukarin~

>> No.12322753
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>> No.12322796

Are you really citing a fan anthology as canon?

>> No.12322821
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>> No.12323005

Did you just read the first line on the touhouwiki and nothing else or something? You do know that every other work including BAiJR are also ''fan anthologies''? ZUN wrote it, that's what matters.

Also the rage doesn't happen in SDV but in CoLA anyhow.

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>> No.12325435

Yukari's? Well, I suppose I'd just cosplay her and feel myself up! Aha!

>> No.12325482

I don't suppose this is in english?

>> No.12325613

More Yukari pictures please.

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I have

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I have

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Not enough big-boobed gap hag

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>> No.12329693
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nice hat, Yukari

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Isn't it?

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hell no

>> No.12332365

Miss. Yukari looks very nice today.

>> No.12332751

she looks like a whore, lol

>> No.12332809

She doesn't look like your mom

>> No.12332936

I don't know where you live, but they must have some pretty well dressed whores there.

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>> No.12334396

exiting inside

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>> No.12334748
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That damn celestial...

>> No.12334779

More Yukari please!

>> No.12335152
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molest yukarin while she's asleep.

>> No.12335649
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me on the bottom

>> No.12335721

You look disgusting, dude.

>> No.12335728
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at least Yukari is sitting on me

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>> No.12337423

Can she add extra genitalia with boundaries?

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>> No.12337464
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When Yukarin looks at me with such disapproving eyes, I feel all funny inside.

>> No.12337783
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I want Yukari to mother me and let me sleep curled up against her.

>> No.12337787
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Yukari has got such an attractive back. Especially when her hair is up, so you can see her beautiful neck.
I wanna hug.

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>tfw you'll never wake up cuddling her from behind

>> No.12337855

someone post the yucurri one

>> No.12338268
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>you will never embrace her
>you will never feel her warmth at all

>> No.12338350
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I can lucid dream. Checkmate.

>> No.12338397

You're one of those geniuses I keep hearing about aren't you?

>> No.12338720

What did you do and how long did it take? Can you do it every day?

>> No.12340900
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I use the WILD technique mostly, It depends on the person. I wouldn't call myself a master either, but I've been practicing about 4 years now. I don't do it every day, because that would require waking up really early to what may or may not be a successful lucid dream. When you get it right though, after doing lots of practice, It's amazing. It's the next level of escapism, anon. Forget useless VR.

>> No.12341013

My problem is: no matter how vivid the dream is, I can't think of anything outside the confines of it. I can control myself but I can't change anything about the dream that I didn't start with. How do you get around this?

>> No.12341033
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I've never encountered that problem before, so I couldn't say. I learnt everything I know on a forum, you could try there. It's the first result when you google "lucid dreaming forum". It's a lot different nowadays to how it was when I signed up, and I don't go there anymore, but you might still be able to get some advice.

>> No.12341474
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best hag

>> No.12341502

I have this exact issue myself, actually. I can have a lucid dream with relative ease, but I'm not in control of it at all.
It's like I'm just the star of someone else's dream.

It usually gets weird as fuck, too. One time I dreamt I was a Futanari Yukari having passionate sex with Marisa (and I'm not even into futa) but when the dream ended, I was stuck in sleep paralysis for an indeterminate amount of time. If you know of a good, minimal bullshit source of info on this, please share.

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>> No.12344972

I want to smell her.

>> No.12344989
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She probably smells like crushed dreams and broken promises.

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and human blood

>> No.12345493

I'm sure he's referring to dreamviews. One good thing about the redesign is the creation of a wiki with all the best info in one place.
We may have to dig through the forum to see if there is anything to help our specific cases.

>> No.12345553
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That's the one.

>tfw DV will never be like it was 4 years ago.

>> No.12348414
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yukarin smile!

>> No.12348665
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Teasing the great youkai Yukari Yakumo about how cute she actually is!

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Yukari is handsome!

>> No.12348692
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Whether cute, sexy or handsome, Yukarin is always wonderful!

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It would make her blush

>> No.12348948
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I want to make a handsome, gorgeous Yukari blush and act cute!!
The juxtaposition to her normal self would enhance it all the more! Super moe

>> No.12349616
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Sexy Yukarin!

>> No.12349650

Curvy sexy Yukarin~

>> No.12349657
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>> No.12349676
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I want a purple dressed Yukari step on me.

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It might be painful.

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>> No.12349739

I want Yukari to tickle me, calling in several dozen hands to help while my head rests on her breasts!

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I want Yukarin to call a dozen dicks and hands to rape me.

>> No.12349756
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Don't worry I'm a strong guy
Yakumo-sama don't seems to be heavy.

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What if she wears high heels?

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Yukari molesting the shrine maiden.

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even better, but I prefer her high boots

>> No.12349950
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But I saw women stabbing men with high heels to death in many movies!

I agree for the high boots, every 2hu should be wearing them.

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>Yukarin's silky gloved hands scratching and rubbing your most ticklish spots

God, this has been a fantasy of mine for the longest time. Yukari would be an amazing 'ler.

>> No.12350221
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If my body is so weak to don't resist a beautiful Yakumo-sama walking over me, I will die without complaint.

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Then I wish you luck, my man.

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I want high-boots Yukarin to walk all over me

>> No.12350305

She really would be. The best even! If she can gap in feathers and other tools then there would be no contest.

I made that by the way

>> No.12351028

That post is horrifying. How can anyone enjoy being tickled like that? Or tickled at all?

>> No.12351411

/jp/ - Sub Culture

>> No.12351447

I want to trap Yukari in an abusive relationship that's she's afraid to leave even though I beat her.

I want Yukari to cry herself to sleep after she tells her friends she fell down the stairs.

>> No.12352965
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She wouldn't need feathers if Ran is with her! Ran could use her fluffy tails and Yukari could probably gap in more.

Oh, that's awesome!

Some people like to be tickled. I like it for how it feels, for example.

>> No.12352996

That is true... An even more amazing thought is; If she could gap in parts of your body, would the tickling be amplified?

Imagine a few dozens versions of your feet being attacked by a satin clothed hand.

>> No.12353155

If she could gap her hands multiple times, I'm sure she could gap other parts of the body as well. The tickling probably would be amplified since they're part of your body.

Multiple versions of your back or sides with something different tickling each one...oh man, I wouldn't be able to handle that!

>> No.12353177

Or multiple versions of your feet. That much would be a one way ticket straight to madness!

And you'd have no choice but to take it. Take the random hands that will appear and grasp and scratch, the sudden gapping of your belly or feet away, only for a ghostly tickle to follow soon after...

>> No.12353298

Not being able to see what's tickling you would increase your ticklishness as well, so having your feet or something gapped somewhere else would tickle like crazy!

>> No.12353313
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You guys are giving me a tickle fetish.

How about tickling Yukarin? Her voice would be so cute.

>> No.12353404

I'd rather be tickled than tickle someone, but I'm sure Yukari has a cute laugh!

Speaking of Yukari's voice, I bet it would sound sexy as hell as she teases you while tickling you. Aya Endo-like would be awesome. She sounded really sexy in Koumajou Densetsu and Accel World.

>> No.12354053
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I was all about tickling her for a good while. Then sublike tendencies kicked in and the rest is history.

It would be amazing and terrifying. She already has the tools to tickle someone mad in seconds, that much would have someone broken in no time!

Everyday spent amusing Yukari by getting tickled mad by whatever she deems fit? Sign me up!

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Embarrassed Yukarin!

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Yukarin is so old!

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Yukari is Chen!

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Yukarin~ is 17.

>> No.12359294
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Embarrassed Yukarin + Yukarin in an undignified situation= ultimate gap moe

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no she's not you silly goose

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Perhaps he was counting centuries ?

>> No.12359488
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Yukarin is a beautiful girl!

>> No.12360081
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yukari dick pudding

>> No.12360153

I want to put it in

>> No.12360163
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Wedding Day Yukarin!

>> No.12361800
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Reminder that Yukari is a nasty old hag.

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>> No.12361907

2 lewd and big 4 me

>> No.12361908

Yeah, the last two numbers of her age, maybe

>> No.12361912


>> No.12361964

That was a good fap

>> No.12362558
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rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero

>> No.12362933
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I want her to pass me the candy with a kiss~

>> No.12362941 [DELETED] 

His name was Tayyeb Abu Shehada

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I want her to kiss me with her mouth full of hot gooey cum!

>> No.12363047
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>with her mouth full hot gooey cum!

>> No.12363053
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Anyone's! Could as well be yours, but Reimu's is fine too.

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Ara ara

>> No.12363103
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>Could as well be yours
Woah anon, I just fapped not too long ago!

>> No.12363119
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What a waste, you should have kept your load for me and Yukarin...

>> No.12363135
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Dammit,now my dick is hard again.

>> No.12363168
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You're not the only one.

>> No.12363169
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I want to give Yukari my hot warm milk!

>> No.12363178
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I bet she smells HELLa good.

>> No.12363187
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We fap now?

>> No.12363208
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Good idea

>> No.12363232
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She is so lewd!

Building a load for Yukari~

>> No.12363250

make that plural.

>> No.12363252
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Yukarin is pleased to heard that

>> No.12363263
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I bet she is.
Just dropping my email here.

>> No.12363285
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These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do ♪
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you~ ♫

B-but I'm too shy!

>> No.12363304
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Me too.
Though you seemed nice, so I was able to muster up some courage.
My boner was 50% of it though, also just chatting is fine too.

>> No.12363313
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You guys are being way too lewd.
If you don't behave yourselves, Yukarin will punish you painfully.

>> No.12363317

/jp/ - Cams & Meetups

>> No.12363332
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>Yukarin will punish you painfully.
Yes please!

>> No.12363342
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I like the way you think.

She is my mistress though, I want her to punish me!

>> No.12363352
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>She already has the tools to tickle someone mad in seconds

Seconds? Hell no, she'd probably drag it on for hours. Days even.

>> No.12363363

>that pic
Oh my.

>> No.12363380 [SPOILER] 
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>Yukari will never punish you like this.

>> No.12363391
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Okay now I'm sad.
I'll never have a Yukari to ravage my boypussy with her strong futa cock.

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Yeah, I love that pic. It's what started the whole 'getting tickled by Yukari' thing for me.

This pic is pretty good, too. Would have been better if she was wearing her gloves, though.

>> No.12363419
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Finally, fresh warm milk for Yukari!
Would you drink her Youkai cream?

>> No.12363426
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thank you Yukari for answering the age old question of what does Reimu's semen taste like.

>> No.12363434
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Time to clean her up with my tongue!

>Would you drink her Youkai cream?
Of course! Who wouldn't?

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Clean her up well anon!

>Of course! Who wouldn't?
How about this kind of of punishment?

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I would certainly cum bucket, but I don't think the men of the outside world will be happy to see that.

>> No.12363486
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I honestly would fap if I saw Yukari tentacle raping someone.

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You've earned this title, Anon

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Looks like my boner will never go down today.

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Seems like the ride never ends.
Well until thread/image limit.

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>> No.12363577

Is this the new ghost thread?

>> No.12363590
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Just a few more images.

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I shall take the last image!

>> No.12363602

Stop being lewd, post cute.

>> No.12363603
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It was fun, thanks for the lewds and cute.

>> No.12363666
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Oh ho, why not have a scary?

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>> No.12363695
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Yukari is strong!

>> No.12363703
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More spooky.

>> No.12363708
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That's the spirit!

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Sure sure if that is spooky so much as its weird and naughty, but I'll take it!

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Alright last one for real.

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Was fun. Cya.

>> No.12363819

The censor made it look futa

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Yukarin is lazy!

>> No.12364423

What email?

>> No.12364505

It was like PeachyLover@hotmail or some gay shit like that.

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>Stealthy dropping your email.
Stop right there faggot!

>> No.12365748

How am I going to erp with /jp/sies now?

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On /ota/!

>> No.12368446

>open month-old thread before bed
>deleted when I wake up
Where now?