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What would you do to feel Yukari's boobs?
>>12307569I'd feel her boobssee this way, I can do it twice
Yukari's 3 sizes are out of this world!
>>12307573once per boob
I'd ask Yukari nicely if I could touch her boobs. She'll probably say no, and that's perfectly fine, but she might be in a playful mood.
>>12307569Nothing, I'd stay the hell away from her because she'd probably feed me to other Youkai.
>>12307569I would dance the dance of my people.
I'd make them flat. Or like, B-cup sized.That way I wouldn't have to touch those disgusting udders!
I would learn to play the guitar and perform an acoustic rendition of "Who shot ya?" by Notorious B.I.G on the busiest street in my hometown.
I want Yukari to castrate me with her bare hands.
>>12307621This. I'm assuming she can play with age boundaries and that sounds really fun.
Wear her like a feedbag and eat her all day.
omg look at those huge biddies!!1
>>12307569Swear eternal worship? Eat a bug? Jack off in front of her? Lots of stuff.
>>12307712My point was that there's a whole range of things I'd be willing to do and I'm not going to spend hours writing them all out.
I would touch Ran's boobs to touch Yukari's boobs, but then not touch Yukari's boobs after touching Ran's.
>>12307736I don't get it.
>>12307569How are those pubes growing through her clothes?
>>12307569I would kill all faggots.from the jay
>>12307799It's just shading
>>12307569I wouldn't even if she request I would be remiss to do so, Yakumo-sama should not have her body sullied by anyone. However, if the need truly arised that Yakumo-sama truly did request this of me of course I would happily oblige
I'd give up an entire klondike bar
>>12307799She's had that dress on for a long time.
>>12307848Yukarin's boobs are trying to escape!
>>12307848Are those even attached to her body?
I'd slap them around a little bit, then I'd go molest Ran.
>>12307569suck on Yukari's breasts.
>>12308294What is the taste of Yukari's milk?
>>12308443Old age, blood, and the vacuum of deep space
>>12308294I'm jealous of reimoo, she has yukari with her big hag tats as a personal stalker.
>>12308621Do girls like breasts as much as men do?
>>12308621>you will never accidentally Yukari's face as she unexpectedly gaps in
>>12308717thanks that was fun
>>12307569>What would you do to feel Yukari's boobs?Nothing. As a matter of fact, I've already felt them, and I've fucked her as well.Fact: There is no guy on this planet that hasn't felt her boobs or fucked her. She routinely goes on massive sexcapades at night and will fuck any random guy that she gaps in (or gaps herself to).
Hnnnnggg i want to shoot my seed deep inside her
>>12308749for my dick
post more murasaki's boobs
>>12309930Cut them with a greatsword.Then use them to make armor and weapons
Nothing, because sagging old hag tits, lol.
Yukari is a petite girl with small breasts. CoLA agrees. Don't bother Rinnosuke about it.
>>12310671Yukari is a LEWD COWTITTED HAG. CoLA loses all credibilty due to raping the very concept of nice hats.
>>12309935Yukari armor would be broken.
How much do you think they weigh? Like, having to lift them up must be a chore, but I wouldn't mind.
>>12310716CoLA's hats are best hats. Every alternative costume is better in CoLA. You just have shitty taste.
>>12310731I'd happily offer to be Yukari's personal breast-rest
>>12310735I prefer my vampires without disgusting, tumorous affronts to fashion on their heads. You're the stupid one.
>>12310790Talking shit about the best hat will just get you fucked up, around here.
>>12310792Friend, it just looks like a giant onigiri. Why wouls ozeusama wear such a thing?
>>12310792Nigga, if you think that's the best hat you're seriously fucked up. Everyone knows Eiki's and Ran's are the best. CoLA Remi's is up there at Sukuna bow levels of shitty.
>>12310792>>12310790Both hats are cute. I'd sniff either anyday.
>>12311048Which vampire has the best belly?
>>12310803>>12310798You two have insufficient good taste. Depart from life.
>>12311606that looks fucking atrocious, christ.
>>12311611It is the best hat, and you are the atrocious one. Untermensch out of /jp/.
>>12311627no wonder no other artist that ZUN hired kept that stupid ass hat, thankfully.
>>12311639Your inability to recognize genius does not speak well for your future.
>>12311655apparently neither did ZUN and his later hired artists.
I want Yukari to hug me!
>>12311819enjoy your bloody dead
>>12311819Hugging Yukari and getting pulled into her chest!
>>12311917Always refuse Yukari's invitation.When she invites you for a dinner, it doesn't mean what you think it means.
>>12307569Slice up those cowtits
>>12311655You're got an oxymoronic name and the world's worst taste in hats. Please refrain from posting in the future.
>>12311819Yukari forgot how to hug long ago. Millennia of pimping wack bitches and pushing crack has been hard on her.
I'd fuck Ran. Then I'd probably forget about Yukari's boobs and marry Ran.
Murasaki a slut
>>12314554Why is everyone here a manlet?
>>12314557Blame tojo immigrants
>>12314554I'm 6' and 200. I might be fatter than you guys but at least I'm not a midget.
>>12314554>>123145865'11 and 185 here.BEARU MODO!
Joining with Yukari in holy matrimony! Don't worry, our pre-nup says I get Ran if it doesn't work out!
>>12314869No. No, you don't get Ran as your backup plan. I've worked too hard for this, Ran-sama is mine.
>>123145866' and 155 here, being a midget would suck ass.
>>123145575'7" is manlet size? Hate to think what you consider 5'4" than.
>>12316536Anything below 6' in manlets dude.
>>12314869♫ I tried to take her ♪♬♪ I even tried to break her ♬♬ She said, I ain't for takin' won't you ever learn ♫
>>12310729The hammer even more so
>>12307569I will make her my wife.
>>12316860Reimu should be ashamed, she should respect the elderly
This thread again, déjà vu !
>>12314869B-but Yukari and Ran are already married! To each other!
So I wake up this morning and this little fucker is in my kitchen pulling this shit and she WON'T FUCKING STOP FALLING and the whole time with that SMUG FUCKING LOOK on her face god DAMMIT
>>12318023that doujin was pretty good.
>>12318356Yukari has a surprising low terminal velocity.
>>12307569I'd ring up her old buddy, Nyarlathotep, even though that bastard always ruins something.>>12314554>/b/>%39 virginBUWHAHAHAHA
>>12318988Who knows, I thought /b/ was full of norms these days so maybe it's not that exaggerated. And finding a way to touch Yog-Sothoth's tits actually kinda sounds like somethng Nyarlathotep would do.
>>12319042I did too, but that exceeds goddamn /fit/. Bit discrepant, that.
>>12319059TBH I doubt the average age of 18 too
>>12316958Aww YissFinally excuse to post my reaction image crop of that page
>>12319059Get out faggot. Going to /fit/ or the gym won't make you lose your virginty and a lot of those people just started going to the gym.
>>12319121Virgin who goes to /fit/ and just started going to the gym detected
>>12319228Not a virgin nor do I go to the gym. You are stupid to think a 4chan board defines someone as a person. They can go to any board and do anything but that doesn't mean they won't still be autistic as fuck>>>/v/Here's a board that likes to use memes like you dude
>>12319238Wow, some made-up advice and a crossboard link, you sure showed me. You're so cool and I really respect and admire you man.
>>12319246You must be seeing things because I didn't give you any advice dude here's a board you'll like better though>>>/v/Make sure to go there and tell them what an EPIC poster on the jay you are and don't forget to say you are an otaku NEET hikki who likes anime like all the cool kids on four (4) chan
>>12319254great memes friend. when do you tell me how you've been here ten years and you're the oldest of the oldfags and all how neo-/jp/ and its crossies suck so much? I am seriously on the edge of my seat
I fucking hate Yukari, I fucking hate her so much.
>>12319284And all of you as well!
>>12308289I had the filthiest boner after reading this. I was disgusted, but strangely compelled to finish to the end.
>>12307569>4:36https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0_LK0EkVlkHOLY SHIT YAKUMO SAMA
>>12321442There is some guy pretending to be me by telling others that someone is pretending to be me being really rude to posters on /jp/ demanding they remove the background. I don't want people to get hurt because of this bully and he doesn't even appreciate the jobs they do! This is just a notice so I will not be blamed for his wrong doings. Thank you for reading have a good day.
>>12319284Why?maybe is true that she is a kind of dick for kidnap humans and leave them in middle of the night to be eaten by youkais.or for send those youkais to the moon where were beaten.or for being a big lier and write her own shit on Akyu's works.or for beating Ran with her parasol.or for using Remilia, Sakuya, Reimu and Marisa to steal stuff and scare a poor pharmacist.but I'm pretty sure that Yukari is a good girl
>>12307848Why are they on her stomach?
>>12308753Then why have I been left out?
>>12321986You were born too late.
>>12321998Actually, you weren't left out. In the future you will travel back to past when Yukari underwent those routines, and you'll be stuck there. Chances are that you have seen yourself before.
>>12307573Spoken like a true gentleman
>>12321804even Marisa hates the shit out of Yukari as shown in SDV where she goes apeshit with anger the moment Yukari pays her a visit in her home as well as that time she visited Kourindou while Marisa was there.
What would you do to hold hands with Yukari?
>>12322112Reach out and grab her hand.
Yukari a shita big onea great one
>>12307569Combine this: http://spectrum.ieee.org/automaton/robotics/medical-robots/researchers-develop-robot-that-lets-them-feel-softness-of-virtual-breastswith Oculus riftYukari isn't real, but with sufficient virtual reality, can you really tell the difference?
>>12322112I start by brushing my hand against hers by "accident", then when I feel courageous enough put mine on top of hers I'll intertwine our fingers! Of course I will be blushing a lot and be too nervous to even talk, so I'd pretend I'm not doing anything and look away. Maybe I can even scoot a little closer.
>>12322162One for each hand and that one onahole rig.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f5jgNgNAuBkCant find the original video.
Chubby little Yukarin~
>>12322089Are you really citing a fan anthology as canon?
>>12322796Did you just read the first line on the touhouwiki and nothing else or something? You do know that every other work including BAiJR are also ''fan anthologies''? ZUN wrote it, that's what matters.Also the rage doesn't happen in SDV but in CoLA anyhow.
Yukari's? Well, I suppose I'd just cosplay her and feel myself up! Aha!
>>12322089I don't suppose this is in english?
More Yukari pictures please.
Not enough big-boobed gap hag
nice hat, Yukari
>>12330008Miss. Yukari looks very nice today.
>>12332365she looks like a whore, lol
>>12332751She doesn't look like your mom
>>12332751I don't know where you live, but they must have some pretty well dressed whores there.
>>12334076>>12334458That damn celestial...
More Yukari please!
molest yukarin while she's asleep.
me on the bottom
>>12335649You look disgusting, dude.
>>12335721at least Yukari is sitting on me
>>12307674Can she add extra genitalia with boundaries?
>>12337285When Yukarin looks at me with such disapproving eyes, I feel all funny inside.
I want Yukari to mother me and let me sleep curled up against her.
Yukari has got such an attractive back. Especially when her hair is up, so you can see her beautiful neck.I wanna hug.
>>12337787>tfw you'll never wake up cuddling her from behind
someone post the yucurri one
>>12337791>you will never embrace her>you will never feel her warmth at all
>>12338268I can lucid dream. Checkmate.
>>12307573You're one of those geniuses I keep hearing about aren't you?
>>12338350What did you do and how long did it take? Can you do it every day?
>>12338720I use the WILD technique mostly, It depends on the person. I wouldn't call myself a master either, but I've been practicing about 4 years now. I don't do it every day, because that would require waking up really early to what may or may not be a successful lucid dream. When you get it right though, after doing lots of practice, It's amazing. It's the next level of escapism, anon. Forget useless VR.
>>12340900My problem is: no matter how vivid the dream is, I can't think of anything outside the confines of it. I can control myself but I can't change anything about the dream that I didn't start with. How do you get around this?
>>12341013I've never encountered that problem before, so I couldn't say. I learnt everything I know on a forum, you could try there. It's the first result when you google "lucid dreaming forum". It's a lot different nowadays to how it was when I signed up, and I don't go there anymore, but you might still be able to get some advice.
>>12341013I have this exact issue myself, actually. I can have a lucid dream with relative ease, but I'm not in control of it at all.It's like I'm just the star of someone else's dream.It usually gets weird as fuck, too. One time I dreamt I was a Futanari Yukari having passionate sex with Marisa (and I'm not even into futa) but when the dream ended, I was stuck in sleep paralysis for an indeterminate amount of time. If you know of a good, minimal bullshit source of info on this, please share.
>>12343620I want to smell her.
>>12344972She probably smells like crushed dreams and broken promises.
>>12344989and human blood
>>12341502I'm sure he's referring to dreamviews. One good thing about the redesign is the creation of a wiki with all the best info in one place.http://www.dreamviews.com/wiki/We may have to dig through the forum to see if there is anything to help our specific cases.
>>12345493That's the one.>tfw DV will never be like it was 4 years ago.
>>12348414Cute!Teasing the great youkai Yukari Yakumo about how cute she actually is!
Yukari is handsome!
>>12348678Lovely~~Whether cute, sexy or handsome, Yukarin is always wonderful!
>>12348665It would make her blush
>>12348928>>12348692>>12348678I want to make a handsome, gorgeous Yukari blush and act cute!!The juxtaposition to her normal self would enhance it all the more! Super moe
>>12349616Curvy sexy Yukarin~
I want a purple dressed Yukari step on me.
>>12349676It might be painful.
I want Yukari to tickle me, calling in several dozen hands to help while my head rests on her breasts!
>>12349739I want Yukarin to call a dozen dicks and hands to rape me.
>>12349701Don't worry I'm a strong guyalsoYakumo-sama don't seems to be heavy.
>>12349756What if she wears high heels?
Yukari molesting the shrine maiden.
>>12349784even better, but I prefer her high boots
>>12349915But I saw women stabbing men with high heels to death in many movies!I agree for the high boots, every 2hu should be wearing them.
>>12349739>Yukarin's silky gloved hands scratching and rubbing your most ticklish spotsGod, this has been a fantasy of mine for the longest time. Yukari would be an amazing 'ler.
>>12349950If my body is so weak to don't resist a beautiful Yakumo-sama walking over me, I will die without complaint.
>>12350221Then I wish you luck, my man.
>>12349915I want high-boots Yukarin to walk all over me
>>12350098She really would be. The best even! If she can gap in feathers and other tools then there would be no contest.I made that by the way
>>12350098That post is horrifying. How can anyone enjoy being tickled like that? Or tickled at all?
>>12349676>>12349737>>12349739>>12349746>>12349915>>12350221/jp/ - Sub Culture
>>12351411I want to trap Yukari in an abusive relationship that's she's afraid to leave even though I beat her.I want Yukari to cry herself to sleep after she tells her friends she fell down the stairs.
>>12350305She wouldn't need feathers if Ran is with her! Ran could use her fluffy tails and Yukari could probably gap in more.Oh, that's awesome!>>12351028Some people like to be tickled. I like it for how it feels, for example.
>>12352965That is true... An even more amazing thought is; If she could gap in parts of your body, would the tickling be amplified?Imagine a few dozens versions of your feet being attacked by a satin clothed hand.
>>12352996If she could gap her hands multiple times, I'm sure she could gap other parts of the body as well. The tickling probably would be amplified since they're part of your body.Multiple versions of your back or sides with something different tickling each one...oh man, I wouldn't be able to handle that!
>>12353155Or multiple versions of your feet. That much would be a one way ticket straight to madness!And you'd have no choice but to take it. Take the random hands that will appear and grasp and scratch, the sudden gapping of your belly or feet away, only for a ghostly tickle to follow soon after...
>>12353177Not being able to see what's tickling you would increase your ticklishness as well, so having your feet or something gapped somewhere else would tickle like crazy!
You guys are giving me a tickle fetish.How about tickling Yukarin? Her voice would be so cute.
>>12353313I'd rather be tickled than tickle someone, but I'm sure Yukari has a cute laugh!Speaking of Yukari's voice, I bet it would sound sexy as hell as she teases you while tickling you. Aya Endo-like would be awesome. She sounded really sexy in Koumajou Densetsu and Accel World.
>>12353313>>12353404I was all about tickling her for a good while. Then sublike tendencies kicked in and the rest is history.It would be amazing and terrifying. She already has the tools to tickle someone mad in seconds, that much would have someone broken in no time!Everyday spent amusing Yukari by getting tickled mad by whatever she deems fit? Sign me up!
>>12358792Yukarin is so old!
Yukari is Chen!
>>12359271Yukarin~ is 17.
>>12359281Embarrassed Yukarin + Yukarin in an undignified situation= ultimate gap moe
>>12359290no she's not you silly goose
>>12359417Perhaps he was counting centuries ?
Yukarin is a beautiful girl!
yukari dick pudding
>>12359294I want to put it in
Wedding Day Yukarin!
Reminder that Yukari is a nasty old hag.
2 lewd and big 4 me
>>12359454>>12359417>>12359290Yeah, the last two numbers of her age, maybe
>>12361800That was a good fap
rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero
>>12362558I want her to pass me the candy with a kiss~
>>12307569His name was Tayyeb Abu Shehada
>>12362933I want her to kiss me with her mouth full of hot gooey cum!
>>12362942>with her mouth full hot gooey cum!Whose?Reimu's?
>>12363047Anyone's! Could as well be yours, but Reimu's is fine too.
>>12363053>Could as well be yoursWoah anon, I just fapped not too long ago!
>>12363103What a waste, you should have kept your load for me and Yukarin...
>>12363119Dammit,now my dick is hard again.
>>12363135You're not the only one.
Ahh!I want to give Yukari my hot warm milk!
I bet she smells HELLa good.
>>12363168We fap now?
>>12363187 Good idea
She is so lewd!>>12363208Building a load for Yukari~
>>12361964make that plural.
>>12363232Yukarin is pleased to heard that
>>12363252I bet she is.Just dropping my email here.
These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do ♪One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you~ ♫>>12363263 B-but I'm too shy!
>>12363285Me too.Though you seemed nice, so I was able to muster up some courage.My boner was 50% of it though, also just chatting is fine too.
You guys are being way too lewd.If you don't behave yourselves, Yukarin will punish you painfully.
/jp/ - Cams & Meetups
>>12363313>Yukarin will punish you painfully.Yes please!
>>12363332I like the way you think.>>12363313She is my mistress though, I want her to punish me!
>>12354053>She already has the tools to tickle someone mad in secondsSeconds? Hell no, she'd probably drag it on for hours. Days even.
>>12363352>that picOh my.
>Yukari will never punish you like this.
>>12363380Okay now I'm sad.I'll never have a Yukari to ravage my boypussy with her strong futa cock.
>>12363363Yeah, I love that pic. It's what started the whole 'getting tickled by Yukari' thing for me.This pic is pretty good, too. Would have been better if she was wearing her gloves, though.
Finally, fresh warm milk for Yukari!>>12363391Would you drink her Youkai cream?
>>12361800thank you Yukari for answering the age old question of what does Reimu's semen taste like.
>>12363419Time to clean her up with my tongue!>Would you drink her Youkai cream?Of course! Who wouldn't?
>>12363434Clean her up well anon!>Of course! Who wouldn't?How about this kind of of punishment?
>>12363458I would certainly cum bucket, but I don't think the men of the outside world will be happy to see that.
>>12363469I honestly would fap if I saw Yukari tentacle raping someone.
>>12307573You've earned this title, Anon
>>12363486Looks like my boner will never go down today.
>>12363522Seems like the ride never ends.Well until thread/image limit.
Is this the new ghost thread?
Just a few more images.
I shall take the last image!
Stop being lewd, post cute.
It was fun, thanks for the lewds and cute.
Oh ho, why not have a scary?
Yukari is strong!
>>12363682That's the spirit!
>>12363719Sure sure if that is spooky so much as its weird and naughty, but I'll take it!
Alright last one for real.
Was fun. Cya.
>>12363733The censor made it look futa
Yukarin is lazy!
>>12364423It was like [email protected] or some gay shit like that.
>>12364505>Stealthy dropping your email.Stop right there faggot!
>>12365671How am I going to erp with /jp/sies now?
>>12365766>open month-old thread before bed>deleted when I wake upWhere now?