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Would you let a Touhou borrow your undies?

>> No.12282355

Only after I wear them for one week straight without showers.

>> No.12282363


>> No.12282366

But anon what if her tooshie was cold and needed warmth right now? You wouldnt take yours off and give them to her?

>> No.12282407

I highly doubt they wear boxers.

>> No.12282428

Given my testicles are shedding, I wouldn't give them my underwear even if they begged for it.

>> No.12282436


>> No.12282439
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...y-your testicles are...

>> No.12282440

Sir, I do believe you need to see a doctor.

>> No.12282448

They would only fit Yukari or Patchy's fat asses.

>> No.12282467
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Mine are too. It's not actually that uncommon.

>> No.12282470

I'd warm it with my saliva.

>> No.12282473
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I want to slap that booty

>> No.12282482

It will probably be the last thing you do.

>> No.12282487

As a virgin!

>> No.12282497

She probably wouldn't have minded if anon just handed over his undies.

>> No.12282504

B-but I'm shedding.

White skin. Falls off when I scratch.

Since I never used them, I'd rather be sterile than letting a man touch my testicles.

>> No.12282506

Have you tried washing them?

>> No.12282509

Well, thank you, but I do wash my balls three times a week, in case you weren't sure.

I'm not some NEET keeping the same underwear for three weeks straight.

But let's talk about something else than my testicles.

>> No.12282510

No, this is way more interesting than the thread topic.

>> No.12282512

It may be interesting, but it's not relevant. So stop asking about my testicles.

And I'm not taking any pictures.

>> No.12282526

>three times a week
Disgusting, assuming you live somewhere with plumbing.

>> No.12282531

>not showering with a water so hot it takes you 6 hours to recover

>> No.12282546

Only showering three days out of every seven is fucking nasty no matter how hot the water is.

>> No.12282548

Thats probably why your balls are shedding dumbass. Take cooler showers.

>> No.12282554

Why is /jp/ so bad at hygiene? Don't you want to be nice, clean, and (less un)attractive so when you have your fantasies about your favorite 2hus you can feel confident in your appearance?

>> No.12282555

I'm a NEET living in the countryside.
It's already a miracle I take care of myself given I'm on the verge of depression.

Ha? I'll try, then.
But why isn't the rest of my body shedding too?

>> No.12282556

Skin is sensitive there. I get it on my face and the back of my arms if I take too hot showers.

>> No.12282559

Because I don't have any job, I keep getting rejected because I don't have any experience, and that ruins my morale.

And once the morale is down, you stop taking care of yourself, you stop brushing your teeth, shaving your beard and moustache.
You stop being a human being.

Shit, gotta clean my teeth and shave, I'll be right back.

>> No.12282577

Go get like an AA at a community college, its cheap as balls only takes a couple years and you don't really need to know much more than what you already learned in highschool.

>> No.12282581

truNEETs take it easy.

>> No.12282596

I'd offer to let her use my face as a personal tooshie warmer.

>> No.12282667

It would have to be a grown touhou, yukari might fit in them, but a small touhou like flan or cirno might need to hold on to them so they dont fall off. How embarrassing!

>> No.12282669
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My underwear would look cute on Yuugi.

I'm pretty tall so my underwear would look like she's wearing spats, it would look adorable.

>> No.12282674

Buruma like that turns me on.

>> No.12282700

I want to shove my dick in her ass.

>> No.12282710

Only if I get to borrow theirs.

>> No.12282721

I'd let Yukari wear one of my shirts. Nothing BUT the shirt! Bonus points if she's extra smelly and the smell rubs off.

>> No.12282722

W-what are you going to do with it anon..?

>> No.12282725

Wear them of course!

>> No.12282760


>> No.12282768

Like you wouldn't want to wear cute, 2hu panties. I could probably wear Yuugi's as a toga though, they're probably so big.

>> No.12282840

I'm not into tall touhous, but damn that Yuugi makes my dick as big as the Hinderburg.

>> No.12282904
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> Shedding

>> No.12282910

You're an adorable little girl but you should know that boys don't do that

>> No.12282911

Stop provoking me, I won't take a picture.

>> No.12282965

hahahah what the fuck that's crazy dudes

>> No.12282978

Do it.

>> No.12282985

No. We're talking about touhous, not about my balls.

>> No.12282997

oh no onodera is melting

>> No.12283017

Touhous are going to be wearing indies that touched your balls though.

>> No.12283025

Since I explained it was the reason why I wouldn't lend them my boxers.

Can we really stop talking about my balls? I'm more interested in Yuugi's ass.

>> No.12283029

Yuugi is going to steal your boxers and wear them thus they will be touching her ass.

>> No.12283032
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Worth it.

>> No.12283036

One slap?
Not enough for me. In order to have a worthwhile death, I want to give her a proper spanking.

>> No.12283037

What if I touch Cirno's butt instead?

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>not slapping

>> No.12283063
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She'd think you were challenging her to a fight and then get bored and wander off in the middle.

>> No.12283068

Middle of what?

>> No.12283069

in the middle of her ass, of course

>> No.12283070
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The fight.

>> No.12283282


>> No.12286178
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>Nitori wearing my boxer briefs
>Her cute little butt partially exposed as she attempts to hold them up

>> No.12286555
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>Nitori putting them on backward, pulling the dickhole open and asking you what it's there for.

>> No.12286558
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!Anon, to lewd!

>> No.12286560


>> No.12286668

i wanna see

>> No.12286725
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This thread have too much baka and not enough undies.

>> No.12286744

The typo makes you post cuter.

>> No.12286756

Nah, it just makes him look like a retard.

>> No.12286813

Oh anon, don't make me blush.

But I corrected myself, anon.

>> No.12287340

Great, now my face is shedding too.
This is why NEETs shouldn't go outside.

>> No.12287576

I keep my undies pretty clean so I would not mindso long as she gave them back.

>> No.12287725
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Why would a touhou want any of our underwear?

>> No.12287778


What if your favorite 2hu got into a fight which lead to all her clothes being ripped off and then she came to you naked asking just for one of your underwears just to at least cover herself?

Wouldn't you give her some dignity?

>> No.12287796
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I guess, but wouldn't she need a top too, or is she just gonna go without one?

>> No.12288812

I would lend her a top too if she needed it.

>> No.12288815

I'd cover her with my face and body.

>> No.12288867


Given that my underwear is all ripped and full of holes I hardly think it'd be an improvement.

>> No.12288889

check em weebs

>> No.12288893

As long as it covers the goods, she'll be fine.