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Would you let a Touhou borrow your undies?

>> No.12282355

Only after I wear them for one week straight without showers.

>> No.12282363

>>12282340
No

>> No.12282366

>>12282355
But anon what if her tooshie was cold and needed warmth right now? You wouldnt take yours off and give them to her?

>> No.12282407

I highly doubt they wear boxers.

>> No.12282428

Given my testicles are shedding, I wouldn't give them my underwear even if they begged for it.

>> No.12282436

>>12282428
>testicles
>shedding
what

>> No.12282439
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>>12282428
...y-your testicles are...
shedding?

>> No.12282440

>>12282428
Sir, I do believe you need to see a doctor.

>> No.12282448

They would only fit Yukari or Patchy's fat asses.

>> No.12282467
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>>12282436
>>12282439
Mine are too. It's not actually that uncommon.

>> No.12282470

>>12282366
I'd warm it with my saliva.

>> No.12282473
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>>12282340
I want to slap that booty

>> No.12282482

>>12282473
It will probably be the last thing you do.

>> No.12282487

>>12282482
As a virgin!

>> No.12282497

>>12282482
She probably wouldn't have minded if anon just handed over his undies.

>> No.12282504

>>12282497
B-but I'm shedding.

>>12282439
White skin. Falls off when I scratch.

>>12282440
Since I never used them, I'd rather be sterile than letting a man touch my testicles.

>> No.12282506

>>12282504
Have you tried washing them?

>> No.12282509

>>12282506
Well, thank you, but I do wash my balls three times a week, in case you weren't sure.

I'm not some NEET keeping the same underwear for three weeks straight.


But let's talk about something else than my testicles.

>> No.12282510

>>12282509
No, this is way more interesting than the thread topic.

>> No.12282512

>>12282510
It may be interesting, but it's not relevant. So stop asking about my testicles.

And I'm not taking any pictures.

>> No.12282526

>>12282509
>three times a week
Disgusting, assuming you live somewhere with plumbing.

>> No.12282531

>>12282526
>not showering with a water so hot it takes you 6 hours to recover

>> No.12282546

>>12282531
Only showering three days out of every seven is fucking nasty no matter how hot the water is.

>> No.12282548

>>12282531
Thats probably why your balls are shedding dumbass. Take cooler showers.

>> No.12282554

Why is /jp/ so bad at hygiene? Don't you want to be nice, clean, and (less un)attractive so when you have your fantasies about your favorite 2hus you can feel confident in your appearance?

>> No.12282555

>>12282546
I'm a NEET living in the countryside.
It's already a miracle I take care of myself given I'm on the verge of depression.

>>12282548
Ha? I'll try, then.
But why isn't the rest of my body shedding too?

>> No.12282556

>>12282555
Skin is sensitive there. I get it on my face and the back of my arms if I take too hot showers.

>> No.12282559

>>12282554
Because I don't have any job, I keep getting rejected because I don't have any experience, and that ruins my morale.

And once the morale is down, you stop taking care of yourself, you stop brushing your teeth, shaving your beard and moustache.
You stop being a human being.


Shit, gotta clean my teeth and shave, I'll be right back.

>> No.12282577

>>12282559
Go get like an AA at a community college, its cheap as balls only takes a couple years and you don't really need to know much more than what you already learned in highschool.

>> No.12282581

truNEETs take it easy.

>> No.12282596

>>12282366
I'd offer to let her use my face as a personal tooshie warmer.

>> No.12282667

It would have to be a grown touhou, yukari might fit in them, but a small touhou like flan or cirno might need to hold on to them so they dont fall off. How embarrassing!

>> No.12282669
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My underwear would look cute on Yuugi.

I'm pretty tall so my underwear would look like she's wearing spats, it would look adorable.

>> No.12282674

>>12282669
Buruma like that turns me on.

>> No.12282700

>>12282669
I want to shove my dick in her ass.

>> No.12282710

>>12282340
Only if I get to borrow theirs.

>> No.12282721

I'd let Yukari wear one of my shirts. Nothing BUT the shirt! Bonus points if she's extra smelly and the smell rubs off.

>> No.12282722

>>12282710
W-what are you going to do with it anon..?

>> No.12282725

>>12282722
Wear them of course!

>> No.12282760

>>12282725
p-perv

>> No.12282768

>>12282760
Like you wouldn't want to wear cute, 2hu panties. I could probably wear Yuugi's as a toga though, they're probably so big.

>> No.12282840

>>12282669
I'm not into tall touhous, but damn that Yuugi makes my dick as big as the Hinderburg.

>> No.12282904
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>>12282428
> Shedding

>> No.12282910

>>12282428
You're an adorable little girl but you should know that boys don't do that

>> No.12282911

>>12282910
Stop provoking me, I won't take a picture.

>> No.12282965

>>12282428
>>12282467
hahahah what the fuck that's crazy dudes

>> No.12282978

>>12282911
Do it.

>> No.12282985

>>12282978
No. We're talking about touhous, not about my balls.

>> No.12282997

>>12282904
oh no onodera is melting

>> No.12283017

>>12282985
Touhous are going to be wearing indies that touched your balls though.

>> No.12283025

>>12283017
No...?
Since I explained it was the reason why I wouldn't lend them my boxers.

Can we really stop talking about my balls? I'm more interested in Yuugi's ass.

>> No.12283029

>>12283025
Yuugi is going to steal your boxers and wear them thus they will be touching her ass.

>> No.12283032
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>>12282482
Worth it.

>> No.12283036

>>12283032
One slap?
Not enough for me. In order to have a worthwhile death, I want to give her a proper spanking.

>> No.12283037

>>12283032
What if I touch Cirno's butt instead?

>> No.12283043
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>>12283037
>touching
>not slapping

>> No.12283063
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>>12283037
She'd think you were challenging her to a fight and then get bored and wander off in the middle.

>> No.12283068

>>12283063
Middle of what?

>> No.12283069

>>12283068
in the middle of her ass, of course

>> No.12283070
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>>12283068
The fight.

>> No.12283282

Yes

>> No.12286178
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12286178

>Nitori wearing my boxer briefs
>Her cute little butt partially exposed as she attempts to hold them up

>> No.12286555
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>>12286178
>Nitori putting them on backward, pulling the dickhole open and asking you what it's there for.

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>>12286555
!Anon, to lewd!

>> No.12286560

>>12286558
too**

>> No.12286668

>>12282428
i wanna see

>> No.12286725
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12286725

This thread have too much baka and not enough undies.

>> No.12286744

>>12286560
The typo makes you post cuter.

>> No.12286756

>>12286744
Nah, it just makes him look like a retard.

>> No.12286813

>>12286744
Oh anon, don't make me blush.

>>12286756
But I corrected myself, anon.

>> No.12287340

Great, now my face is shedding too.
This is why NEETs shouldn't go outside.

>> No.12287576

>>12282340
I keep my undies pretty clean so I would not mindso long as she gave them back.

>> No.12287725
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>>12282340
Why would a touhou want any of our underwear?

>> No.12287778

>>12287725

What if your favorite 2hu got into a fight which lead to all her clothes being ripped off and then she came to you naked asking just for one of your underwears just to at least cover herself?

Wouldn't you give her some dignity?

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>>12287778
I guess, but wouldn't she need a top too, or is she just gonna go without one?

>> No.12288812

>>12287796
I would lend her a top too if she needed it.

>> No.12288815

>>12287778
I'd cover her with my face and body.

>> No.12288867

>>12287778

Given that my underwear is all ripped and full of holes I hardly think it'd be an improvement.

>> No.12288889

check em weebs

>> No.12288893

>>12288867
As long as it covers the goods, she'll be fine.

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