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ayy lmao

>> No.12278352,1 [INTERNAL] 

bls resbong

>> No.12278369

Does she think she's being ironically fashionable by wearing unpopular clothes like fedoras and brony shit?
Why is she such a vapid slut?

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>>12278369
lmao nerd

>> No.12278377

>>12278369

She's pretty hot in it though.

>> No.12278387

How old is she?

>> No.12278388

>>12278387
23

24 in a month

>> No.12278388,1 [INTERNAL] 

What happened to milk?

She used to be such a cute /jp/ idol and now all she talks about is drinking and My Little Pony.

>> No.12278399
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>you come back from a Drive one night and stop by a gas station for some baja blast and toothpicks
>when you come out you see a petite girl standing near your BMW shuffling through her purse
>before you have the chance to shift your eyes to the ground she makes eye contact and smiles
>"hey dude do you have a light?"
>you tell her no, you don't smoke
>"is that your car?" she asks
>you nod
>can I use the cigarette lighter in it?
>you sheepishly nod, feeling a little dumb for not thinking of that
>you both get in your car
>"thanks a lot I was about to kill for a smoke, by the way my name's Amanda" she says as she leans in close for your car lighter
>she smells like sakura and ponies, you take 2 more big whiffs of her before she sits up
>she nudges your arm "you aren't a talker are you?"
>you slightly smile and nod
>suddenly you see a shadow in the passenger window and the door flings open
>this person is standing there
>he grabs her by the arm and yanks her out of the car
>"where the fuck were you cunt?"
>"please nat-"
>he pushes her down and turns to you
>"who's this faggot? were you flirting with him you fucking skank?"
>she pleads with him as tears stream down her cheeks
>"hey man we didn't do anything" you say
>he walks over and grabs you by your jacket and pushes you against your car
>"do you have a death wish motherfucker? do you want to settle this on the touge?"
>he motions to his Nissan Silvia
>"I'll tell you what, if you win you get the girl- if I win I'll kill you both"

What do you do?

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milgggggggg

>> No.12278412

>>12278399
*whips out hammer*

My hands are a little dirty...

>> No.12278414

>>12278404
Jesus Christ she looks like a goblin.

>> No.12278420

>>12278414
Shut up. She's clearly an ogre with those fat thighs.

>> No.12278422

>>12278399
How 'bout this. You shut your mouth. Or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and I'll shut it for you.

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>>12278420
Look at her nose and the way her ears show through her hair, making it seems as if they're longer than normal. She clearly looks more like a goblin than anything else.

>> No.12278429

>>12278426
How many of those guys in that room do you think she fucked?

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>>12278399
i drive a scion fr-s aka "the godmachine" so i can take a 20 year old shitbox nissan no problem

plus i got this sticker on the rear window, i can't lose

>> No.12278436

>>12278430
I love GT86s and the idea of them, but most of the drivers don't seem to be that cool.

>> No.12278436,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12278399
Isn't this the gook who just got owned the other day?

>> No.12278436,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12278436,1
thats milks new bf

>> No.12278436,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12278436,2
lmao fucking a rice nigger that is so fucking low

>> No.12278436,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>12278436,3
whats a rice nigger

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