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What's your favorite touhou quote? I'll start with a good one.

"Ire filled me all at once. No. It had always been there and I just hadn't noticed. I hated the world. I had damned it in my mind since before I could remember. I could feel the tremor of a scream in my throat. Glurp. Something warm dribbled from my mouth. It was blood, not a scream. This fucking world is trying to kill me. Fuck that. Fuck the world! Fuck you all! YOU fucking die! Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!"- Kijin Seija

>> No.12277850
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"ze"

-Marisa Kirisame

>> No.12277853
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“They don't think it be like it is, but it do.”
-Remilia Scarlet

>> No.12277857

"People die when they are killed."

- Heroic Spirit not on the first page anymore.

>> No.12277861
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'no'

- Patchouli Knowledge

>> No.12277864

"Autimistism"
- green yuuka

>> No.12277871

"Fuck her right in the pussy!"-Tewi

>> No.12277872
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"I'M DELICIOUS!"
- 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓪 𝓚𝓲𝓻𝓪𝓼𝓪𝓶𝓮, Killing Floor

>> No.12277879

"Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company." - Flandre Scarlet

>> No.12277884

「斬れぬものなど、 あんまり無い!」

魂魄 妖夢

>> No.12277896 [DELETED] 

``Translate it, weebs'' -- Maribel Hearn

>> No.12277901
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"YOLO"

- Shinmyoumaru Sukuna

>> No.12277904

"fried chicken" - Remilia Scarlet

>> No.12277910
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"You're pretty gutsy."

- Highest Judge of Paradise Shikieiki Yamaxanadu

>> No.12278922
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"I'm here to suck cocks and shitpost, and let me tell you, I'm already banned."

-/jp/

>> No.12279195

"And now prepare your throats." - Hakurei Reimu

>> No.12279200
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>>12277827

"I want to punch a loli in the face and run away laughing maniacally."

-Some anon-

>> No.12279213
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"50 years ago, I lost 30,000 bunnies in the blink of an eye... and the world just fuckin' watched. "

Watatsuki no Yorihime, regarding the Lunar ending and the ensuing Lunar war.

>> No.12279373

>>12277827
Wait, since it's the youkai of opposite day wouldn't that mean something along the line of "I love this world and all of it's people, but more importantly i love you"?

>> No.12279608

"In the ass, please." -Fujiwara no Mokou

>> No.12279608,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12279200
What is with violent unpopular males, they seem to always, ALWAYS have that same kind of fat face with retard facial features. It's like you can just look at some kids and you know they have anger issues don't have any impulse control.

Probably they should be neutered.

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“Well, then it is necessary to make the attempt, since the entire offensive has no more than a 10 per cent chance of success. It must be done, since this offensive is the last remaining chance to conclude the war favourably.”

Meiling on the last Youkai offensive.

>> No.12279643,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12279608,1
Thats only for domestic animals.

>> No.12279723

>>12279608

"You really are perverted, Mokou. As you wish." -Houraisan Kaguya

>> No.12279727

"Now my armpits are going to smell like dick."

-Hakurei Reimu

>> No.12279731

"Not the ears! Please not the ears!" - Reisen Udongein Inaba.

>> No.12279964

``The Janitor is a dumb homo.'' - 零眠

>> No.12280240

"Bitch, get out of the way!" - Josh Driver

"Planet Zebes... I called this place home once, in peaceful times, long before evil haunted the caverns below. Now I shall finally tell the tale of my first battle here... My so-called Zero Mission." - Kanako Yasaka

>> No.12280278

"Those who survive a long time on the battlefield start to think they're invincible...I bet you do too, Buddy." - Marisa Kirisame.

"Why contain it? Let it spill over into the schools and churches, let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end they'll be begging us to save them." - Chen.

"I never asked for this," - Kasen Ibara.

"REMOVE KEBAB FROM PREMISES." - Nitori Kawashiro

>> No.12280314

"2000円 per serving" - Sanae Kochiya

>> No.12280323
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"Ironic shitposting is still shitposting" - Moot

1/2

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and then he goes around and does this after having his words of wisdom spread around the internet.

m00t is a faggot dude

>> No.12280369

"Without love, it cannot be seen"

-Koishi Komeiji

>> No.12280377
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"I'm not your fucking mom"
-Ran Yakumo

>> No.12280391

>>12280377
Who cares, Ran looks like a guy anyway.

>> No.12280391,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12279608,1
He's Finngolian

>> No.12280394
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>>12280377
"Mommy loves you very much!"
-Yakumo Ran

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it's white!
-Kochiya Sanae

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"Ich tu dir weeeeeeh~ tut mir nicht leeeeeeeeiiiiiid!"- Koishi von Komeijistein

>> No.12280499,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12279964
>零眠

(bumping so the w-bros can see my awesome joke)

>> No.12280506

"Clench your teeth you rice-faced whore!" - Konpaku Youmu

>> No.12280612
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Sweat saves blood.

-Hong Meiling

>> No.12280682

>"..."

>> No.12280704
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"To all the ladies in the place with style and grace
Allow me to lace these lyrical duches in your bushes
Who rock grooves and make moves with all the mommies?
The back of the club, sippin Moet, is where you'll find me
The back of the club, mackin hoes, my crew's behind me
Mad question askin, blunt passin, music blastin
But I just can't quit"

-Yakumo Yukari

>> No.12280712

>>12279643
Meiling is a chink. Chinks hate Japs. Japs are friends with the NSDAP. Ergo, Meiling is not Nazi and you are gay.

>> No.12280763

>>12280712
The best of the chinks are trained by the germans, you moran.

>> No.12280767

>>12280763
That doesn't make them Nazis, nerd.

>> No.12280777

>>12280767
It does make them nazi disciples.

>> No.12280779

>>12280777
Doesn't make them jackbooted SS thugs, though. Especially if they used that training against the Japs (you probably know more about this than me so I may be talking out of my ass).

>> No.12280782

>>12280779
They did, but the picture shows a Hugo Boss outfit with a swastika, and a nazi doctor used to save a bunch of chinks with a nazi swastika flag when the japs went full rape mode against the chinks, so Hong Meiling is just paying tribute to the symbol that saved her compatriots.

>> No.12280795

>>12280782
And a tidbit, Hong Meiling normally wears a beret with a red star, aside from the obvious China connection, it also means she might be from the Red Army, which were practically trained thugs/executioners of Mao Tse Dong.

Just accept your favorite lazy 2hu used to be a thug, anon.

>> No.12280810

>>12280795
I don't like Meiling that much. I just don't like putting 2hus in SS digs for no reason.

>> No.12280817

>>12280810
You got no choice in what people draw their favorite 2hus anon.

Then again, this depends if Meiling is from the mainland or Hong Kong.

>> No.12280823

>>12280817
Of course I have no choice. People can draw what they want, and that's how it should be. My personal opinion is that it's lame.

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>>12280767
>>12280712
Nazis are the politicians not the soldiers.

>>12280777
Again, that is politics. It would make them German diciples not nazi ones.

>>12280810
I do, I had a whole file of it until my laptop dyed.

>> No.12280841

>>12277850
MARISA DOES NOT SAY DA ZE
SHE SPEAKS IN A ROUGH MANNER,
LIKE "GOD DAMN FUCKING YOUKAI, GO DIE"
NOT DA ZE AFTER EVERY SENTENCE
SHE DOESN'T SAY IT
SHE DOESN'T SAY IT
SHE DOESN'T FUCKING SAY IT

>> No.12280852

>>12280823
Uh, okay?

>> No.12280872

>>12280841
nyoro~n

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>>12280841
ze~

>> No.12280921

>>12280841
Vat seems to be ze troble frunde?

>> No.12280943

"Oy vey, it's another Shoah" - Suwako Moriya

>> No.12281056

"I'm a boy!" -Wriggle

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>>12280841

>> No.12281505
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Patchouli Knowledge, in a conversation with her acquaintance Remilia Scarlet:

"Break it down bitch, let me see you back it up"

>> No.12281508

>>12280841
だぜ is nothing more than "ain't it?" or "huh?"
Marisa's speech is boyishly rough but not really crude.

I don't know why people find this so hard to understand.

>> No.12281551

>>12280506
I like that doujin

>> No.12281556

>>12280841
I bet you translate honorifics, too.

>> No.12281563

>>12281551
S-source?

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>>12281508
>だぜ is nothing more than "ain't it?" or "huh?"
Not really.

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>>12281563
It's just comedy.
Don't bother about it.

>> No.12281584

>>12281574
But I want it ;_;

>> No.12281588

>>12281584
iqdb

>> No.12281590

>>12281584
You won't find any lewd.
Only Youmu being pervert.

>> No.12281597

>>12281590
That's lewd.

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>>12281597
Unsuccessful pervert cockblocked by Sanae everytime.

The artist should make more of those besides Mamange.

>> No.12282751

I need to beat a Touhou game.

I have mostly played 6 and 7.

Is it worth it to beat them on normal or easy or should I keep trying and try to beat it on hard/insane?

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