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Social outcasts unite as horrible advice is given on this topic to which no one has experience with

>> No.12267090

don't leave the house. it's scary and they'll all judge you

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>>12267090
heh

>> No.12267103

I came here for the first time today. This thread made me laugh. What's an Otaku?

I'll give advice. Socialize and make friends with girls, push those relationships to penis -> vagine. When going around town with your friend(s) ask pretty girls for their numbers sometimes.

>> No.12267111

>>>/r9k/

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>> No.12267127

SUCK MY ASS
SUCK MY ASS FUCKDICK

>> No.12267131

Was this thread directly excavated from 2007?

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>>12267103
This girl wants to get in a relationship with me but she doesn't know I play Japanese porn games all day! How do I break it to her? She is not pretty, but she is the nicest girl and is smarter than me.

I just want to read porn games with her but she might leave me for a guy who is cool.

>> No.12267134

>>12267131
Dear God, how long have you been lost on here?

>> No.12267137

>>12267133
Kidnap her and keep her in your basement until she sees the light.

>> No.12267138

>>12267133
She'll never go for it, you have to keep it a secret until she's at least touched your penis. After that I'm sure she'll understand. :)

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>>12267133
There's a reason everyone Otakon ever loved ended up dead.

>> No.12267162

The only thing that you need to have a girlfriend/boyfriend is money. You can be the ugliest shit that browses warosu or be the most boring normalfag but if you have money then you are like a magnet to get laid.

>> No.12267185

>>12267162
That's what Elliot thought, and he was a faggot! hehehehehehehe

>> No.12267221

Banging your second cousin isn't incest, right?

I'm pretty sure i could bed her if i put the effort in.

>> No.12267226

>>12267221
I think you can go up to first cousin in some countries!

>> No.12267228

>>12267133
you dont tell her, are you dumb?

>> No.12267233

>>12267226

My first cousins are landwhales twice my age.

The second cousin in question is a health-conscious qt.

>> No.12267236

>>12267233
Try for some 4p.

>> No.12267247

>>12267103
Wouldn't they then accuse you of sexual harrassment?

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>>12267131
Heh, it does remind me of the good old days, back when we still had the nav bar on the left in a separate frames...

ah the innocence of youth. I wasted my adolescence here and I shall regret nothing. Being a 24 year-old autist NEET will be the high point of my life and taking it easy.

>> No.12267274

Janny daisukete

>> No.12267277

>>12267274
i love you too

>> No.12267289

holy fuck, this is the best thread in months

>> No.12267306

>>>/adv/
>>>/soc/
>>>/out/

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if your depressed stop being sad and be awesome instead if i can do it anyone can

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