Yuuka is pregnant!

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Anonymous Fri Jul 11 19:07:51 2014 No.12262368 [Reply] [Original]

Yuuka is pregnant!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 11 19:10:16 2014 No.12262372 oh, cute

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 11 19:11:15 2014 No.12262376 File: 370 KB, 1415x2000, 43173465.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A belly full of pancakes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 11 19:12:50 2014 No.12262382 File: 300 KB, 708x1000, 1388249105200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12262376 Fooled you! Yuuka's been gorging on pockys again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 11 19:18:27 2014 No.12262395 File: 401 KB, 800x800, 39684373.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12262382 She better share or else she's gonna get fat.

Anonymous Fri Jul 11 19:20:46 2014 No.12262400
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It may come as a surprise, but Yuuka secretly dreams of becoming a mother and having a big family.

It's a part of her secret moe power, her most powerful and deadly secret magic ability.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 11 19:31:47 2014 No.12262418 it warms my heart whenever somebody wants to make a family with a Touhou

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 12 01:17:19 2014 No.12262993 File: 439 KB, 750x1125, 1405140299033.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuuka has gigantic breasts!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 12 01:24:34 2014 No.12263014 File: 558 KB, 1000x1300, 36861269.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12262993 Yuuka is C cup.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 12 20:24:00 2014 No.12264666 >>12262400 Cumming lots inside Yuuka!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 12 20:43:25 2014 No.12264698 >>12262400 all girls want that though...because they're delusional

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 12 20:45:22 2014 No.12264706 File: 1.31 MB, 1074x1214, 44200425_big_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuuka is kind of scary!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 12 20:55:52 2014 No.12264722 >>12262382 Please cover those rude fatsacks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 12 21:22:30 2014 No.12264754 File: 798 KB, 710x1000, 1363725358093.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12264722 They're out on full display. She's trying to attract a mate!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 12 21:32:38 2014 No.12264775 >>12264706 Pin directly in the condom, not even trying to hide it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 12 21:32:52 2014 No.12264777 >>12264706 She wants a child support paycheck or something? Good thing I've been carrying my own trusty condom for the past 5 years.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 12 21:47:21 2014 No.12264814 >>12264754 Ahhh! I think it's working...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 12 21:47:37 2014 No.12264815 >>12264777 I am laughing way to much at those sentences.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 12 22:06:55 2014 No.12264840 File: 395 KB, 1024x1024, 39199055.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12264777 >I've been carrying my own trusty condom for the past 5 years. That shit don't work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 12 22:49:22 2014 No.12264936 >>12264777 She may act crazy but deep down she just is lonely but is too proud due to the power she wields. She contradicts herself with those 2 feelings she has.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 12 23:39:05 2014 No.12265052 Yuuka's breasts are so big, fatty and heavy. I bet her underboob area get sweaty a lot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 12 23:43:23 2014 No.12265059 >>12265052 yes, she needs you to wipe them!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 12 23:51:21 2014 No.12265073 >>12265052 >>12265059 Stop talking about her breasts please, I do not want a boner.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 12 23:56:22 2014 No.12265078 File: 804 KB, 872x1200, 992df02d46c14391aadd5dec0f8e3763.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12265073 Yuuka is wet!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 13 00:01:14 2014 No.12265082 >>12265078 That's a lot of cum.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 13 00:03:27 2014 No.12265087 >>12265059 She probably needs to put deodorant on her underboob. It probably sweats as much as her armpits which are very sweaty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 13 00:08:31 2014 No.12265095 File: 260 KB, 684x1068, yubush21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12265087

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 13 03:35:27 2014 No.12265407 I bet she's pregnant with a mexican baby i bet she's glad to have a mexican baby

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 13 12:39:02 2014 No.12265983 >>12265407 You can thank me later.

Anonymous Sun Jul 13 13:52:51 2014 No.12266082
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>>12264706
All pics of girls holding condoms should have needles in them

There's nothing attractive about not wanting to reproduce. But a touhou deliberately making her intentions clear is quite lewd

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 13 14:11:47 2014 No.12266107 >>12264722 >>12264754 She can use my face to cover them if she likes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 13 14:37:15 2014 No.12266166 >>12262368 With little piggies!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 13 14:48:08 2014 No.12266210 File: 175 KB, 1024x1458, 1400703617405.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Silly Anons, it's YOUR child Yuuka is pregnant with!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 13 16:56:53 2014 No.12266497 File: 31 KB, 175x189, Bowser stare.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12266210 Impossible. That would mean that I have cummed inside of Yuuka at some point.

Anonymous Sun Jul 13 17:05:28 2014 No.12266531
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>>12266497
Yuuka and her mansion resides in the Dreamworld so she must be raping you in your sleep.
Or maybe it's all lovey-dovey and consensual and you just forget it when you wake up.
Maybe she's nervous or embarrassed by it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 00:02:42 2014 No.12269290 File: 594 KB, 720x1200, 44716208.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuuka is... a bunny!?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 00:05:00 2014 No.12269296 File: 1.57 MB, 1427x2000, 0dd013f2ac3f04158ba7df7b85bf12fb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12269290 That would explain why she's capable of giving birth to many children.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 00:07:42 2014 No.12269304 >>12269290 I wanna have sex with that bunny

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 00:07:42 2014 No.12269305 File: 310 KB, 685x1598, yuuka would make an awesome dad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12262400 Other way around

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 00:17:15 2014 No.12269318 >>12269296 those are her penises

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 00:22:55 2014 No.12269325 >>12269318 If I gently stroke the stem would she die?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 00:24:46 2014 No.12269327 File: 173 KB, 850x850, leyuukaface.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12269325 It would be extremely painful

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 00:31:50 2014 No.12269346 >>12269327 For her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 00:38:57 2014 No.12269366 >>12269346 aauuuggghhh you got the fucking meme wrong faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 00:54:23 2014 No.12269410 >>12269366 >possessing knowledge of memes >not a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 00:55:19 2014 No.12269416 >>12269410 look at this looser greentext does he do it because he has trouble communicating online

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 01:09:30 2014 No.12269448 >>12269416 He does it for Yuuka.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 01:12:51 2014 No.12269458 >>12269296 She has downs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 01:19:11 2014 No.12269478 >>12269458 Please don't say mean things.

Anonymous Tue Jul 15 01:28:32 2014 No.12269497
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>>12269478
Sorry, I was "blind" to my ableism.

They are beautiful people and can still accomplish a great many things. Certainly more than me, with all my faculties.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 15 01:32:37 2014 No.12269509 >>12269497 Well, you do post on /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 16 12:36:44 2014 No.12272611 File: 327 KB, 1000x1000, 391_yuuka_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Getting clean with Yuuka!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 16 12:38:39 2014 No.12272614 File: 101 KB, 335x208, 1389983888822.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12272611 Holy FUCK dude, my eyes!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 16 12:40:51 2014 No.12272617 File: 374 KB, 680x680, 35495962.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12272611 Shooting niggas with Yuuka!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 16 12:42:54 2014 No.12272622 >>12262400 Is she breast-feeding through a shirt? Seems a bit silly, unless she has a specially-designed shirt with nipple flaps. Or the little vest covers up her exposed nipples. What a lewd woman, walking around like that in public.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 16 12:47:44 2014 No.12272626 >>12272622 It looks more like the baby wants titty, but she doesn't know how to breastfeed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 16 13:57:35 2014 No.12272768 >>12272611 Yuuka is bleeding from her head dude!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 16 14:02:32 2014 No.12272772 >>12272617 Would Yuuka be the kind of person who would want to go on a Rhodesian expedition?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 16 14:04:57 2014 No.12272780 >>12272772 It's the kind of being that would commit genocide just because

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 16 14:13:14 2014 No.12272806 File: 938 KB, 1273x465, Yuuka is a man among men!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12272780 It's not about genocide, it's about reclaiming the homeland!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 16 14:14:37 2014 No.12272808 >>12272768 Imagine, it could be your blood.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 16 14:17:25 2014 No.12272816 >>12272808 But then I'd be dead and that's no good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 16 14:35:04 2014 No.12272854 File: 419 KB, 691x980, 6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuuka is dirty!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 16 14:53:58 2014 No.12272874 File: 418 KB, 1311x831, 37427831.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12272854 Yucky "Yucka" Yuuka.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 16 19:30:33 2014 No.12273257 >>12265095 I love Yuuka's armpits, even if they're hairy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 17 22:07:23 2014 No.12276175 >>12262368 >>12262376 I didn't know there was a gluttony tag on Pixiv!

Adolf Hitler Loves !RUMIAxIXcU Thu Jul 17 22:32:12 2014 No.12276218

>>12266531
Considering things now after meeting her 36 times in my own dreams, I think she just likes the company.

Those moments with her are the greatest experiences in my life, and I hope she continues to visit me.

I could post some if somebody wants to read them.

(By comparison, I have met Sanae 25 times in my dreams.)

>>	Adolf Hitler Loves !RUMIAxIXcU Thu Jul 17 22:33:24 2014 No.12276220 >>12276218 Meant to say "As a comparison".

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 19 06:49:26 2014 No.12279332 File: 184 KB, 800x850, 33749824.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 19 12:55:50 2014 No.12279786 >>12279332 One of the best images.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 19 14:54:29 2014 No.12279971 >>12279786 In what way?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 19 15:00:43 2014 No.12279987 >>12279971 It's a face that only someone like Yuuka can make.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 19 15:16:42 2014 No.12280007 File: 218 KB, 579x819, d500eb125b1dd4bc8053124680c5e944.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuuka wants some belly rubs!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 19 15:22:56 2014 No.12280009 File: 12 KB, 335x241, 1290967947156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12280007

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 19 17:21:36 2014 No.12280219 File: 986 KB, 1048x831, get a load of this nerd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12279332

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 19 17:23:17 2014 No.12280226 >>12280219 Yuuka's mighty futa cock!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 19 17:33:29 2014 No.12280242 Yuuka jerks off on her flowers to make them grow big and fertile

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 19 17:41:47 2014 No.12280257 File: 50 KB, 245x207, PureMaiden.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12280242

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 20 23:19:08 2014 No.12283485 File: 780 KB, 859x935, 10038738.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12279332

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 15:09:47 2014 No.12285166 File: 331 KB, 735x788, 1368947798027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12280007

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 23:08:36 2014 No.12286387 >>12276218 Post kinky femdom dream sex with Yuuka.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 23:20:51 2014 No.12286398 File: 155 KB, 595x978, 44835756.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Adolf Hitler Loves !RUMIAxIXcU Tue Jul 22 04:49:50 2014 No.12286946

>>12286387
Here's a good one:

81: Apparently I was in Tokyo for a concert where I was going to be playing clarinet (an instrument that I do actually know how to play). I was waiting in line behind some other people, and I realized that I had left my clarinet in a bus that was still parked outside. I was going back to get it when Yuuka came out and told me she was going to "write me up" or something like that. Then the other people in the room that I was in disappeared, leaving only myself and Yuuka. I then became at least semi-lucid, and told myself it was a dream. I remember going to a computer and typing Yuuka's name in it, and pictures of her popped up. I tried to control the dream, but Yuuka grabbed me and and started kissing me. From there I lost track of my lucidity.She brought me across the room, pushed me into a chair and sat on my lap while still kissing me. After a few moments, she brought up some kind of digital screen which she navigated through and I was suddenly back in the line and I had my clarinet. The line started moving and we walkout outside and around some buildings to an indoor stage, which had some dancers greeting us and the crowd was cheering. We went in and sat in the audience, because someone else was performing/getting ready to perform. I saw nitori sitting next to me, she was wearing a white shirt that had cucumbers on it. She couldn't speak English too well, but I managed to have a little conversation with her, although indent remember what we said to each other exactly other than that I said "kyu-cum-ba" on several occasions. She then slipped me a note telling me that she would like to meet with me again and for me to write down a time and place. Unfortunately, I was scheduled to perform in Las Vegas the very next day, and I tried to explain that to her. I woke up in the middle of that.

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