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hey /jp/, have you ever had a toaster destroyed because a Nazrin has fallen into the toaster and it gets stuck at the bottom and is literally toasted to death the next time you use it?
it's happened to me like 4 or 5 times now. Sometimes i eat the toast afterwards because I didn't realize there was a charred Nazrin in.

Nazrin is a mouse of course.

>> No.12254638

>>12254628
and youmu is a boy

>> No.12254648

Why.

>> No.12254667

I smashed a Nazrin once, since she decided to sleep in my boot.
Was quite a surprise since I've never seen mice before.

>> No.12254671

Not but all sorts of other gross things. Nazrins are the worst. My sister's beer carboys were full of several dead mice that I found. They had been sitting there for months. Our bathroom has a hole behind the toilet with pink insulation pouring out. This insulation is often covered in nazrin shit. They use it to get from the crawlspace up into the main cabin. I live in the forest and there are nazrin everywhere. I hate nazrin so much. They carry a disease called hantivirus in their feces, saliva and urine which is in my top 3 fears of all time. It is almost a guaranteed death. There was a campground in the USA where 4 people died of it all at once. It is "rare" but if a nazrin has it, you're dead. Nazrin is the worst 2hu.

>> No.12254675

You are now aware that in the past century more than 10 million people have died from rodent-borne diseases.

>> No.12254677

Nazrin is a mouse.

>> No.12254714

I just eat Aya today, she was skinny and full of bones.

>> No.12254729

>>12254628
HI! I'M DEAD IN UR SANDWICH....CUZ I'M NAZRIN!

>> No.12254735

stop the nazrin hate.

>> No.12254749
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My pet Nazrin is living the comfy live.

>> No.12254825

Nazrin is my dream girl.

>> No.12254828

I saw a tiny Nazrin living in the wild once. She scampered off before I could say anything, however

>> No.12254855

>>12254828
There is one that lives under my step. I hope it dies.

>> No.12254862

Every Nazrin is a mouse.
But not every mouse is a Nazrin

>> No.12254874

I was sleeping in an occupied house and the Nazrin would rub up against me and the wake me up. I think they were cold.

>> No.12254878

Unoccupied.

>> No.12255928

>>12254628

who the HELL keeps their tomatoes on the floor and their carrots in the wastebin?

>> No.12255932

>>12255928
A mouse.

>> No.12256045
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>>12254648
OP has some major kind of mouse problem in his building. That or he lives in one of these places where people never really figured out how to maintain anything just in general.

He's going to die in a fire sooner or later.

>> No.12256058

>>12256045
He really needs to put out some traps.

>> No.12256064

If that guy who keeps posting EEK EEK shows up here, I'm gonna bully him

>> No.12256076
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>> No.12256082

EEK EEK

>> No.12256084

>>12256082

now you've done it

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>>12256082

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>>12256082

It turns out I don't have it in me to bully you

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>>12256100

please do the needful, anon

i believe in you

>> No.12256135

>>12256112

Here I go!

>>12256082

Nice post, NERD

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>>12256135

Eek Eek...

>> No.12260062

nazrin is a EEK EEK

>> No.12260109

My gender bended Chen is very good at catching and eating Nazrins.

>> No.12260142

I want to hug Nazrin

>> No.12260518

I may only have two weeks left to live. It's all Nazrin's fault. Our tenant's cat just killed her and pieces of her were strewn all about my porch. I didn't notice, had a cigarette and inhaled some odd debris. I looked down and saw nazrin all over the place, balls of hair and bones. As you know mice in North America often carry Hantavirus, which if inhaled directly infects humans. After an incubation period of around 2 weeks, you develop symptoms of respiratory illness. It seems like a really bad flu, but then after 48 hours you're dead. There's no cure.

>> No.12260542

>>12260518
A simple google search says that's all over southeast asia and they were surprised to see it in the U.S.

Anyway yeah, we did hear you the first time you posted about it. You're more likely to get rabies from a bat bite if you live in the south.

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>>12260062
This is a EEK EEK free zone.

>> No.12264553

test

>> No.12264557

>>12264553
you passed!

>> No.12268917

>>12264535
eek eek

>> No.12270318
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>nazrin extermination week
>everyone setting poisons and traps
>set sticky traps because i thought she would avoid it and stay out of my apartment
>hear a small noise around it
>really a small nazrin and a big one
>can't throw them to the wild or shit else people complain
>can't let them die there of hunger
>forced to smash them dead with a mallet

>> No.12270354

My cat tries to kill Nazrin all the time but she is missing a lot of teeth so she just grabs her in her mouth, walks around a bit, and sets her down. Then Nazrin runs away and my cat tries to catch her again. This can go on dozens of times in a row.

>> No.12270699

>>12270318
You could have used oil to remove the nazrins if you really cared. Admit it, you just wanted to EEK EEK them because it gives you sexual thrills.

>> No.12272903

>>12270318
I looked inside the box trap window this morning. There is a nazrin inside... Normally I would just poison it but my mom decided to use this trap. I'm not sure what to do with it now.

>> No.12272915

My Chen always goes outside and brings me dead Nazrins and Okuus, I read somewhere they do this as a sign of respect for their owners and they are meant as a gift! I usually throw them out when she is not looking because they are gross, I hope my Chen doesn't find out and feel upset about this!

>> No.12272927

when I was a kid I had a nazrin as a pet but its dead now

>> No.12276077

>>12260518
I'm quite sick today. Killer head ache and have the runs. I really hope it is not nazrin disease. Fuck you, nazrin.

>> No.12276083

>>12276077
Are you going to die?

>> No.12276106

>>12276083
I hope not. It couldn't be the flu because I'm not in contact with anybody.

>> No.12280584 [DELETED] 

EEK EEK

>> No.12283422 [DELETED] 

eek eek

>> No.12283459
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B-But Nazrin is cute.

>> No.12283477

>>12270318
When I was a kid my grandma had a really huge three story house and she had to put sticky traps down because she didnt want her smaller grandchildren to accidentaly hit the snap traps and get hurt. Since I was a bit older at nine years of age, she made me pick up the sticky traps with mice in them and throw them away.
Since I was a merciful child I took the machete my grampa used to cut the aloe plant in his backyard (the weirdo ate it with raw garlic) and line up the machete to chop off the heads of the mice on the driveway before throwing them in the outdoor garbage bin and hosing down the driveway.
It must be horrible to just die of starvation on one of those traps.

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>> No.12284658

>>12276077
have fun in gensokyo

>> No.12284783

>>12260109
My Chen is too old to chase after Nazrins and Mystias, so she just follows me and my dad around and meows at us.

There is a feral genderbent Orin that we feed that chases the Nazrins though.

>> No.12284824

>>12283976
Nazrin is supposed to be the mouse here!

>> No.12284881

>>12260142
But she's tiny, you might hurt her!

>> No.12285297
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>>12284881
How about if I hold her in my hand and pet her head with my finger?

>> No.12285335

Nazrin has STD's!

>> No.12287583
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>>12285335
I want to catch STDs from Nazrin!

>> No.12287585
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>>12285297
That sounds nice.

>> No.12287589

When my family bought the new house outside of the city we first had some Nazrin problems, but they were actually little and cute, the country type, not the huge monsters that are as big as a Chen that live in the city. I feel kinda bad for capturing them with the vacuum cleaner and putting poison all around the house.

>> No.12288258
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I've never seen a wild Nazrin. Are they scary?

>> No.12289572
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>>12288258
Depends where you see them. Where I live in city, they're so big and fast, unlike those tiny Nazrins.

>> No.12293472

EEK EEK

>> No.12296133
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Whatchu looking at?!

>> No.12296204

>>12289572
wow cute image dude

>> No.12297527

I saw a Nazrin swimming on a large water drum the other day. I don't know how she got there since there are no nearby ledges to hop from and the drum has the shape of a trash can so it's impossible to climb on. When I spotted Nazrin, I scooped her up with an empty ice cream tub and released her outside my house. She was surprisingly calm while I was carrying her on the ice cream tub

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>>12297527
Maybe a bully put it there?

>> No.12297687

I set up a Nazrin trap in my garage, where I store my EET car, and it snapped right down of Nazrin's neck and went through it about 2/3 of the way through. When I went to take Nazrin out of the trap, her neck was just flopping around on a little piece of skin.

Fuck Nazrin.

>> No.12297736

>>12297687
EET EET

>> No.12300161

EEK EEK

>> No.12300367
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I like to take my Nazrin to festivals.

>> No.12302070

I used to have four (4) pet Nazrins and they would all sleep in a little pile together.

>> No.12302499

>>12302070
What happened to them?

>> No.12302523

>>12302499
they EEK EEK'd dude..

>> No.12302572

>>12302523
But all little mouses EEK EEK.

>> No.12302831

when I was little I remember finding a mouse in the house and we caught it and put it in a jar to keep but it had no holes so it died

>> No.12303071

>>12302572
we all EEK EEK one day...

>> No.12303741

>>12302831
whoa that's deep

>> No.12306343

EEK EEK

>> No.12306360

I built a colloseum in my yard, so I could capture Nazrins, cover them in something sweet and make them fight to death.
The winner becomes my Chen's dinner.

>> No.12306671

>>12297687
I want to beat you up nerd.

>> No.12306686

>>12270318
A mouse bit me once, when I was much younger.

I was a easily angered kid and threw a big boulder on it.

*tips fedora*

>> No.12306701

I had huge nazrin problems too in my old house.
I started to put traps and glue everywhere, and killed whatever I caught putting in in a plastic bag and mashing it with a brick.
but they kept increasing in number. there was shit everywhere. holes in the food packages. noise in the walls all fucking night
at some point, when I caught a really huge rat, I had an idea. I kept it in the cage until night, and then I started wounding it with a big needle.
it screamed like a pig. it was ear-splitting. I kept doing it until there were blood splats everywhere in the cage. I even piercet its eyes and anus.
so I took a cutter, and started shaving its skin from the face. it screams were almost human, it was traumatic and I couldn't do it for long.
after three hours of tourture, I crushed its neck with a tweezer to end its suffering, pulled out the body and cut it in pieces with a big scissor.
hands, feet, head, tail, ass, and two halves of the bust. then I stuffed the pieces in the holes mice used to enter from.
after a couple days, they disappeared and never returned. except for wandering rats that came from the fields outside occasionally, I never had anymore mouse problems.

>> No.12306708

>>12306701
don't abuse nazrin!

>> No.12306724

>>12306708
Actually its a big lie, I let go in the country every mouse I caught.

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>>12306701

>> No.12306730

>>12306701
A history of animal cruelty and torture is a common trait amongst serial killers

>> No.12306770

My friend had a pet Nazarin and I was patting it and I poked my tongue out at it and it bit my tongue.

It fucking hurt and bled badly for like 6 hours.

It was a cool Nazarin though, but it froze to death one night because we were living in a garage with no heating in a really cold place during winter.

>> No.12306778

>>12306770
>we were living in a garage
but you're not a car anon, that's not very healthy

>> No.12306825

>>12306701

You know Anon, you could just get a cat instead, or place your food bags on shelves instead of the floor

Nazrin stopped visiting my apartment after I stopped being a moron and keeping flour and rice bags on the ground. If there's no food for them to get, they won't bother you

Your story was made up though so it's okay

>> No.12307101

>>12306701

Please do not post such things! A lot of /jp/ers have very weak hearts!

>> No.12307401
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Aren't you guys worried of catching diseases from touching Nazrin?

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>>12307401

Would you risk a disease to touch Nazrin, jay pea?

>> No.12307824
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12307824

Please don't use Nazrin as a substitute for mouse!

>> No.12310668

>>12307824
Nazrin is a mouse.

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