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Anonymous Mon Jul 7 02:54:16 2014 No.12250606 [DELETED]

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I farted in a loli's face at WalMart today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 02:55:35 2014 No.12250608 Lolis smell like farts anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 02:55:36 2014 No.12250609 hahah u owned that nerd

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 02:57:30 2014 No.12250610 This is why women grow up to be man-hating bitches. Now she'll live forever with the trauma of being farted in the face by a neckbeard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 03:12:28 2014 No.12250625 i like it when it rains in japan because i know there are cute authentic japanese lolis getting their little loli slits wet. =3

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 03:13:57 2014 No.12250628 >>12250625 and then they get home and peel off their little loli pantsu and it clings a little to their loli slit! :.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 03:34:30 2014 No.12250656 File: 24 KB, 293x208, 1392434610994.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] all lolis grow up

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 03:38:01 2014 No.12250662 >>12250625 i like it when it rains because i love the smell and how sticky my skin gets from the humidity it makes me horny

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 03:40:58 2014 No.12250664 I want to fuck a child, any tips?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 03:44:48 2014 No.12250669 >>12250625 Do lolis seriously have slits? I find that hard to believe.

Anonymous Mon Jul 7 03:45:08 2014 No.12250670
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>>12250664
real advice: go to a trash neighborhood where everybody's poor, on drugs, disease ridden and where crime runs rampant

people will sell their kids for drug money because they have tons anyway for collecting more welfare

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 03:53:59 2014 No.12250677 >>12250664 ask your local Catholic priest

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 04:01:01 2014 No.12250685 >>12250669 Every single loli has one, and it's slippery and warm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 04:02:39 2014 No.12250686 >>12250664 Hello NSA.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 04:24:13 2014 No.12250704 >>12250677 He would just tell me to say 1000 hail mary's.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 04:28:28 2014 No.12250709 File: 359 KB, 684x978, 704_1186118_617592.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] seriously tho how do i get a loli gf?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 04:31:17 2014 No.12250715 >>12250709 Regress in age.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 7 04:34:37 2014 No.12250720 >>12250686 The FBI asks, the NSA already knows.

Anonymous Mon Jul 7 05:25:26 2014 No.12250720,1 [INTERNAL]

>>12250709
just ask one if they want you to be their bf, they'll think it's funny and say yes, then you hang out together and do cute things. really, you're just an adult friend of theirs that they play with and do stuff together.

I don't know how you might go about putting it in her though, I guess you'd just introduce it to her as a game. I wouldn't really know though since I've never put my penis inside a little girl.

And I never will.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 00:46:32 2014 No.12250720,2 >>12250720,1 lmao how does it feel to be an enoch

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