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>tfw no /jp/ bf

>> No.12247730

you don;t even know what you'd do if you actually got one.

>> No.12247748

>>12247730
Get him pregnant!

>> No.12247751

>>12247718
Which one is the bf?

>> No.12247756
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>tfw he never wants to leave the house
>really repressed, never talks about himself
>but he's soooo cute

sometimes i feel like senpai will never notice me. i don't know what i'm doing wrong. i wish i could have a /jp/ boyfriend and maybe help him past whatever's bothering him.

>> No.12247759

someone pls be my /jp/ bf

>> No.12247765

>>12247759
No one here is gay, dude.

>> No.12247783

>>12247765
I am.

>> No.12247785

>>12247783
kill yourself, gays are disgusting

>> No.12247807

>>12247785
And yet yurishit is allowed, huh?

>> No.12247808

>>12247785
Fuck me straight, dude.

>> No.12247809

>>12247807
At the end of the day you're jacking off to girls so it's not gay.

>> No.12247811

>>12247783
You're a newshit so you don't count.

>> No.12247829

>>12247783
Me too :3

>> No.12247835

>>12247811
I've been here since '08.

>> No.12247844

>>12247835

N E W

S

H

I
T

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>>12247844

>> No.12247887
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Heh. /jp/ boys are old and busted and full of aids. /jp/ girls are beautiful rare treasures.

>> No.12247892

>>12247887
/jp/ girls are putrid

>> No.12247905

Omaolmao

>> No.12247907

>>12247892
what do you mean by that?

>> No.12247908

>>12247907
They have rotten vaginas

>> No.12247918

>>12247908
I'm sure the /jp/ femanons who are still alive are cute

>> No.12247937

>>12247918
'no'

>> No.12247940

I'm a gay /jp/ girl

>> No.12247943

>>12247940
Fuck off trannyzilla.

>> No.12247946

>>12247943
I'm not a tranny

>> No.12247949

>>12247946
Stop pretending you're a girl.

>> No.12247950

>>12247949
stop bullying me!

>> No.12247953

>>12247950
Right after you admit you're a guy, tranny.

>> No.12247956
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>>12247949

>> No.12247959

>>12247953
I'm an XX girl

>> No.12247961

>>12247959
let me see your pussy!!!

>> No.12247963

>>12247959
You're actually a tranny

>> No.12247966

I never buy this homo bullshit that goes on in here. It makes no sense for a bunch of guys fapping to cute girls to be gay.

>> No.12247968

>>12247966
You can like both cute girls and cute dicks

>> No.12247978

>>12247959
Marry me!

>> No.12247981

>>12247978
I'll marry you, dude.

>> No.12247992

>>12247978
I don't like boys

>> No.12248002
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>>12247992
What kind of girls do you like, dude?

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>>12247730
beat his gay ass until he cries and bleeds tears of blood

>> No.12248009

>>12247829
> :3
No, you're a faggot. Big diff.

>> No.12248024

I'm okay without a /jp/ bf.
I'm okay without a /jp/ gf.
I'm not okay without a /jp/ friend.
I'm not okay.

>> No.12248026

>>12248024
bitch ass nigga

>> No.12248029

>>12248024
I have a /jp/ friend but I don't want him anymore. You can have him if you want.

>> No.12248034

>>12248002
Man, she has a huge butt.

>> No.12248041

>>12248024
Let's be friends. Post your steam ID.

>> No.12248044

>>12248034
All the more to suffocate you with.

>> No.12248047
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12248047

how do you /jp/sies keep your body hairless, shaving 1-2 times a week? waxing every 2-3 weeks?

>> No.12248051

>>12248047
I don't, body hair is the best.

>> No.12248054

I want to be a boyfriend one day.

>> No.12248055

>>12248041
Steam is proprietary software and DRM.

>> No.12248063

>>12248055
Steam is a place where you can talk to friends and play video games.

>> No.12248064

>>12248047
Baby shave is just as gross as bear hair. Trimmed pubes are attractive, even in women.

>> No.12248068

>>12248064
Women should have thick bushes

>> No.12248069

>>12248029
You can't trade /jp/ friends like a commodity!

>> No.12248071

>>12248063
Steam is a place where gross, DISGUSTING, ``erotic'' roleplayers go to sucker poor innocent /jp/ nerds into becoming their sexually confused victims. It's basically a virus.

>> No.12248072

>>12248064
Faggot. Bald vaginas are the best. Nobody wants hair stuck in their teeth.

>> No.12248074

>>12248069
Don't worry, I'm not asking for anything in return, you can have him for free.

>> No.12248076

>>12248072
The thought of a shaved vagina makes me want to vomit

>> No.12248080

I wish I had a cute jaypee boyfriend so I could rub my face against his soft thighs and inhale his cock stink

>> No.12248085

>>12248071
what's the problem?

>> No.12248086

>>12248076
Who said anything about shaving?

>> No.12248087

>>12248085
It spreads the gay disease (AIDS). It's basically a virus.

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>>12248086

>> No.12248097

>>12248076
I bet you like disgusting beef curtains as well.

>> No.12248101

>>12248047
Epilation with warm wax. Easier on your skin, and less harmful chemicals.
A mechanical epilator for the fine tuning.
Weren't there once dedicated threads for this in /jp/?

>> No.12248103

>>12248097
The looser and darker the better

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>>12248071
>``

>> No.12248107,1 [INTERNAL] 

waking up without a /jp/ bf...

>> No.12248107,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12248107,1
you girl??

>> No.12248107,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12248107,2
yes

>> No.12248107,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>12248107,3
I am a boy who can be your bf

>> No.12248107,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>12248107,4
i already have a guy i like though... just that he hasn't been talking to me recently...

>> No.12248107,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>12248107,5
maybe I can talk to you instead

>> No.12248107,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>12248107,6
that would be cheating on him

>> No.12248107,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>12248107,7
you aren't in a relationship with him, and he hasn't been talking to you

my penis is 17cm long by the way

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