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Anonymous Thu Jul 3 01:17:58 2014 No.12239280 [Reply] [Original]

I don't play Touhou or visit this board. Why do I want to marry pic related?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 02:07:22 2014 No.12239350 Because she's objectively the best 2hu, you secondary.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 02:13:08 2014 No.12239362 Because she is secondary bait, and an entry level Touhou.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 02:14:08 2014 No.12239364 magic

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 02:15:22 2014 No.12239365 Who the fuck would want to marry Patshit? What a shitty Touhou. Please kill yourself!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 02:20:05 2014 No.12239379 File: 354 KB, 990x990, ef676da4e7f4383db9ce039f72cc1ff7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12239365 YOU'RE shit nigga

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 02:25:30 2014 No.12239386 File: 247 KB, 1700x1492, 1368119909814.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12239365 You better take that back before I fuck your shit up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 03:23:18 2014 No.12239442 >>12239386 I will fucking break you dont even try me nerdbitchlord

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 03:26:23 2014 No.12239443 File: 142 KB, 900x1193, who would ever like patchy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >But I'm gloomy, frail and pump.... Nobody would love this kind of woman...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 03:32:29 2014 No.12239451 >>12239280 Typical secondary patchy fan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 03:41:39 2014 No.12239464 File: 501 KB, 764x1080, 1402902580290.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12239350 No, Meiling is best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 04:08:27 2014 No.12239507 >>12239464 This is objectively true.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 04:11:59 2014 No.12239514 >>12239507 she's certainly far better than patchy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 04:27:28 2014 No.12239530 File: 161 KB, 544x400, deadpoolpatchy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She's taken.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 04:39:50 2014 No.12239541 More like Fatchy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 04:46:25 2014 No.12239549 >>12239442 >nerdbitchlord It's like you couldn't come up with a real insult and instead just slapped together words. Are you in primary school? Aren't you a little young for 4chins?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 05:00:04 2014 No.12239566 >>12239549 At least he came up with something, most just call each other Africans and gays.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 08:56:53 2014 No.12239840 File: 82 KB, 245x281, pache.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like Patchouli because we both are interested in the same music genre!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 08:57:48 2014 No.12239843 >>12239566 I could start calling people niggerfaggotkike if you want.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 09:06:41 2014 No.12239859 >>12239840 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sAnnNSLA-g

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 09:32:09 2014 No.12239904 >>12239859 This one is cool too! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAQ3Wk59zoM

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 09:58:25 2014 No.12239948 >>12239904 I was going to post that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 10:09:43 2014 No.12239962 File: 48 KB, 941x655, 0aa4f5602c0652513d71cf8f562.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12239280 becas your stuped. lol rekt,

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 11:50:35 2014 No.12240116 >>12239443 that's not true!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 12:00:49 2014 No.12240135 File: 253 KB, 600x600, 3769f1c7-d209-473d-b268-f3672d969.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12239464 That's a weird way to spell Yuugi

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 12:09:23 2014 No.12240148 File: 96 KB, 500x500, 1205862329990.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] patchouli is super boring

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 12:27:12 2014 No.12240176 File: 212 KB, 512x512, flandre.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OP here. Should I change my Touhou to a better Touhou, friends? Like pic related?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 12:29:56 2014 No.12240183 >>12240176 she's not yours. you can't like, own, a touhou, man

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 12:32:12 2014 No.12240189 >>12240183 why not

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 12:39:56 2014 No.12240209 del

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 12:49:05 2014 No.12240222 >>12240176 Flandre is already mine, dude. Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 12:56:38 2014 No.12240239 File: 579 KB, 700x700, 1286192323097.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12240176 It seems like you accidentally chose a pic of the inferior Scarlet. Pic related is definitely the best Touhou.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 12:56:46 2014 No.12240240 Kewt

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Thu Jul 3 16:11:30 2014 No.12240551 File: 73 KB, 205x202, 144245563243.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12240239 But they're different purpose vampire lolis. Remi is the superior Mistress, but Flan-chan is the superior imouto.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 20:09:51 2014 No.12240934 File: 963 KB, 1377x972, Meiling-10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12240135 That's because I was not spelling Yuugi, Idiot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 20:22:28 2014 No.12240957 File: 866 KB, 1015x1505, 1381200011695.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12240148 Nuh-uh.

Anonymous Thu Jul 3 20:23:39 2014 No.12240960
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The Reisen's creed:
This is my Reisen. There are many like her, but this one is mine.

My Reisen is my best friend. She is my life. I must master her as I must master my life.

My Reisen, without me, is useless bunny. But without my Reisen, I am useless. I must fire my Reisen true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...

My Reisen and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...

My Reisen is a moon bunny, not the same as I, but she's still an intelligent lifeform. Thus, I will learn her as a wife. I will learn her weaknesses, her strength, her parts, her "accessories", her lunatic sights and her "barrel". I will keep my Reisen clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before the Moon, I swear this creed. My Reisen and I are the defenders of this space. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of our lives.

So be it, until victory are Terra and Luna's and there is no enemy, but peace!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 20:30:18 2014 No.12240976 >>12240960 Wow, I didn't notice the americans also use "I will..." and "We will..." as serious sentences like in my japanois weeb fansub.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 20:34:16 2014 No.12240989 >>12240960 You missed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 20:37:29 2014 No.12240996 >>12240989 but I thought this is favorite 2hu tread :(

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 21:28:04 2014 No.12241085 >>12240996 Your favourite is most awful ol' bean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 21:37:42 2014 No.12241095 File: 98 KB, 850x850, sample-ed49268bc9843668048453de842f440b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12240176 That's definitely not Yukari

Anonymous Thu Jul 3 21:38:27 2014 No.12241096
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>>12239443
ugh ¬_¬
I really HATE how everybody calls patchy fat or plump, it's pretty rude, and I bet she's hate it... The fact that she's canon vitamin A deficient implies that if anything she doesn't eat enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 21:41:57 2014 No.12241099 >>12241096 Does she exercise though?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 21:46:34 2014 No.12241104 File: 24 KB, 400x400, patchy sleep n' float.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12241099 She barely even walks.

Anonymous Thu Jul 3 21:49:22 2014 No.12241109
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>>12241099
Doubt it, since she's asthmatic. But if she's Vitamin A deficient it means she either doesn't eat enough, or her body does not absorb fats correctly, which in either case would probably make her pretty skinny and frail.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 21:51:06 2014 No.12241111 File: 598 KB, 777x1249, 12c55afba43a4a6ab71b92a33003822d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can't she just be somewhere in the middle? Juuust thick enough to be soft?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 21:55:15 2014 No.12241118 Why does Patchouli wear boots with her pajamas on? It's weird! I'm saying Patchouli is weird!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 21:55:57 2014 No.12241121 >>12241085 Nuh-uh, she's not :(

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 21:57:08 2014 No.12241124 File: 162 KB, 875x675, 35481563_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 21:58:21 2014 No.12241126 File: 250 KB, 600x800, patchy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12241118 Patchy wears boots?

Anonymous Thu Jul 3 22:15:56 2014 No.12241145
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>>12241109
Thinking about it, if her vitamin A deficiency is caused by the inability to absorb fats from her gastrointestinal tract, then Patchouli-sama would pass very large/pungent faeces due to the need to release said unabsorbed fats from her body!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 22:27:36 2014 No.12241163 File: 262 KB, 700x700, patchy is dissapointed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12241145 Stop being weird.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 22:52:41 2014 No.12241192 >>12241124 I'll always love this image. Koakuma looks so ridiculously soft. I wanna cuddle with her. Not Patchouli though. I think I'd get splinters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 22:57:10 2014 No.12241195 File: 609 KB, 1330x1000, bf68222cd7d3c796941a6dc76a1218d5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12241124 >>12241192 Sorta pudgy Koakuma is fucking bizarre.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 23:00:38 2014 No.12241199 File: 254 KB, 960x768, HXUR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12241126 They look like boots... are they not boots?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 23:01:56 2014 No.12241202 >>12241199 I don't see her in them a lot. Provide more evidence.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 23:05:42 2014 No.12241203 File: 990 KB, 750x1000, 6d02e82e-ffba-4a1b-ab14-137509566.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12240934 You sure?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 23:07:11 2014 No.12241204 File: 571 KB, 1246x1606, meiling is stunning.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12241203 He's sure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 23:11:58 2014 No.12241214 File: 525 KB, 540x720, 1396660889170.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12241204 Some people just really fuckin like being wrong I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 23:12:16 2014 No.12241216 File: 115 KB, 496x701, 3f52dc16-fa48-4ec6-8c19-f5501f590.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12241204 I'm not so sure...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 23:21:16 2014 No.12241234 File: 185 KB, 900x736, c9b6a8998b94f6dba7dda9a829a96d61.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12241195 Fuck, when was the last time we had a Koakuma thread?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 3 23:51:40 2014 No.12241289 File: 14 KB, 300x212, 1362367040696.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12241163 Ah, I'm very gomen. On the flipside, if the deficiency is caused by malnourishment, then they would probably be very small and odourless.

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