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[SPOILER] No.1223880[SPOILER]  [Reply] [Original]

This is a pretty strange request, but does anyone have "realistic" pictures of touhous? That is to say, touhous drawn in a realistic style instead of animu style, like the attached picture of Rei-chan.

I'm just curious.

I bet you were expecting a penis

>> No.1223888
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>>1223880
No, but have some Arcueid.

>> No.1223889
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What you request is impossible, sir.

The only person who would create such a thing is a troll or a Superflat artist.

>> No.1223902

I've seen some pictures before, my organization is terrible though and I don't even remember if I saved them.

>> No.1223901

>>1223880
>>1223888
How the hell do people make these? These are like beyond human ability, like god damn.

>> No.1223908

>>1223888
Arcueid, it seems like you put your pullower the wrong way.

>> No.1223922

>>1223901
I think it's easier to draw a normal anatomy instead of the deformed anatomy that anime has.

>> No.1223925

>>1223908
It's more moe that way.

>> No.1223934
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This is the closest that i have.

>> No.1223931

>>1223888
Ahhhhhh Arcueid is so pretty~ ;___;

>> No.1223941

>>1223934
Wow...

>> No.1223945

>>1223934
That is not realistic. That is not realistic at all. It's horrifying.

>> No.1223951
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>>1223934
From danbooru

>> No.1223954

>>1223922
No it's not.
Most artists can crank out deformed stuff way faster than realistic stuff.
With realism, there's the uncanny valley where you have to make it extremely realistic or it'll become creepy and horrible.

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>>1223941
>>1223945
You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet!

>> No.1223959

>>1223954
Like the 2 pictures above.
*shudders*

>> No.1223964

>>1223961
My mouth distorted itself into a D: face when I saw that... thing.

>> No.1223965

>>1223954
duly noted anon... duly noted

>> No.1223974

>>1223961
In before Uboa Eirin copypasta.
also FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>>1223961

>> No.1223969

>>1223961
When I have a nightmare of that tonight, I'll think of you, anon.

>> No.1223976

>>1223974
That was extraordinarily anticlimactic and stupid.

>> No.1223977

>>1223951
Looking kinda ugly there, China.

>> No.1223983

>>1223974 this?
One night, while having sex with your Waifu Eirin in the missionary position, the lights suddenly go off.

You look down to see the silent, staring face of Uboa. Yet, the body beneath you is very much still Eirin's. Your mind freezes in fear, but your body kept moving all on its own. You thrust and thrust, all the while expecting it to say something, but all you hear is the wet, rhythmic slamming of your cock in Eirin's pussy, the sound of your own breath, and the beating of your heart.

Uboa doesn't make a single sound. You're not sure if it's even breathing. You could feel the body beneath you growing warmer, shivering involuntarily, and the pussy tightens around your cock. From past experience you know she's about to come - and so are you.

Finally you can hold it in no longer. You give it a final thrust, and then, as if possessed, you pull out and unload your seed all over Uboa's deformed face.

"Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

It lets out a soft, impossibly long sigh. You must have blinked, for the next moment you're looking down at Eirin's blushing, cum-covered face, as if it had always been there.

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>> No.1223996

>>1223889
>Superflat artist.

I still don't get how this works.

>> No.1224002

touhou isn't meant to be realistic
STFU and GTFO

>> No.1224006
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1224006

this toho is called ruki sutah or sumat
i downloadedd it from /a/

>> No.1224018
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>>1224006
That sucks, I have a better Konota

>> No.1224022

>>1224002
Shut the hell up.

>> No.1224023

>>1224018
mai waifu

>> No.1224026

>>1224022
you shut up, I don't care about your stupid opinion

>> No.1224031

>>1224018
Why is her monitor facing her tower?

>> No.1224033

>>1224026
Your mom should shut up.

>> No.1224040

>>1224033
that was a lame ass comeback. When you graduate pre-school give me a call, mmmkay?

>> No.1224043

>>1224040
That was a lame ass comeback. When you graduate pre-school give me a call, mmmkay?

>> No.1224050

>>1224043
I know you are but what am I?

>> No.1224046

>>1224031
It's a pretty bad picture. Awful perspective and ridiculous anatomy. Konata's face is good, though, which is why I saved it.

>> No.1224055

ITT gaywads

>> No.1224059

>>1224046
The wall is pretty good, so is Mayumi on the wall. I just noticed how fucked up her neck is though.

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>> No.1224070

>>1224059
I shat brix

>> No.1224078

>>1224062

THE STRONGEST

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>> No.1224086
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°ε°

>> No.1224090 [SPOILER] 
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Here's Marisa, ze.

>> No.1224093

>>1224062
This is amazing.

>> No.1224104

>>1223961
>>1224026
>>1224033
>>1224043
>>1224050
ITT: Middle Schoolers.

>> No.1224111 [SPOILER] 
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Reisen

>> No.1224126

>>1224104
fuck you old man im in high school, imma junior so you can suck it when I get a tech job while you're making $5 a hour at a shitty 9-5 job suck on that

>> No.1224127 [SPOILER] 
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MANnosuke

>> No.1224140

>>1224126
in b4 minimum wage laws; also, underage b&

>> No.1224141

>>1224126
Reported. Fuck off, underage b&.

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>> No.1224166

TOHO IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /jp/.

>> No.1224174
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OHHO

>> No.1224195

sage for uncanny valley

>> No.1224219

I thought this thread was okay, then the middle schoolers showed up

>> No.1224278

>>1224166
Much as I detest the Touhou fanbase, I can accept Touhou as occasionally being worthwhile. But as for those dreadful Yukkuri; I have nothing but contempt for them. Yukkuri=Cancer.

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