/jp/ friends thread! Post whatever you want for contact!

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Anonymous Mon Jun 30 16:57:26 2014 No.12233953 [DELETED]

/jp/ friends thread!
Post whatever you want for contact!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 16:58:41 2014 No.12233956 NO OFF TOPIC SHITPOSTING ALLOWED MOOOOOOOODDDDDSSSSSSS MODS MODS MMMOOOODDDSSSS MMOODDSSS MODS

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 16:59:13 2014 No.12233957 begins to beat the shit out of you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 16:59:41 2014 No.12233960 File: 188 KB, 600x901, 1402727757469.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12233956 >getting mad at people trying to make friends Stop being a no friend faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 17:01:29 2014 No.12233961 you are a bloody little bitch pulp now i sweep you out into the alleyway behind /jp/ And stay out, scum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 17:01:33 2014 No.12233962 >>12233957 Oh no not again daddy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 17:02:34 2014 No.12233964 File: 124 KB, 512x512, 1394373435413.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12233961

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 17:11:13 2014 No.12233976 File: 163 KB, 1148x1244, 1380491926940.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm 27, like maths and classic samurai movies, my favorite touhou is Marisa and i'm searching for a cute sex partner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 17:15:35 2014 No.12233984 File: 32 KB, 309x409, HE ALWAYS CREAMS 'EM ALL IN THE END.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12233976 >I'm 27 >I like classic samurai movies Farmer-kun?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 17:17:19 2014 No.12233988 >>12233976 What are your thoughts on Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 17:19:29 2014 No.12233992 >>12233960 >>12233953 Go back to /v/ please!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 17:20:25 2014 No.12233995 I'm 25, diagnosed and not allowed to use a computer. I will probably kill you and hump the body. I'm not supposed to be here, so contact details will come another time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 17:21:30 2014 No.12233998 >>12233995 thank you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 17:22:26 2014 No.12234001 >>12233976 I'm 17 :3

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 17:31:24 2014 No.12234020 >>12233988 never heard of that, that's neither a samurai movie nor a classic

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 17:34:27 2014 No.12234028 >>12234020 Post your favorites

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:21:36 2014 No.12234127 >>12234020 Hey asshole post your favorites

Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:23:56 2014 No.12234132

>>12233976
I'm 23 and I like computers, drawing, and collecting vintage Japanese computers, computer software, and electronics.
Well, that last one is more of a dream, since I'm living outside of Japan as a NEET with no income.
Anyway, my favorite touhou is Reimu. I can be your sex partner if you'd like, but you'll have to use my boy pussy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:30:34 2014 No.12234144 >>12234132 Post it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:32:23 2014 No.12234152 here is my mail i'll be your friend please respond

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:34:35 2014 No.12234159 File: 215 KB, 564x490, 1388690498108.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is everyone here male? Where are the cute /jp/ girls? And I mean real girls not subhuman trannies like sparky.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:36:07 2014 No.12234166 >>12234159 Boys can be girls if they want.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:36:43 2014 No.12234167 >>12234159 There's no girls on /jp/. >>12234166 No they can't you disgusting piece of trash.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:39:39 2014 No.12234178 >>12234167 I'm a real girl on /jp/ but I do my best to be a /jp/ truBOY.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:40:31 2014 No.12234183 File: 182 KB, 368x432, 1398936369110.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12234132 Boypussy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:40:44 2014 No.12234184 >>12234178 Shut your fucking mouth, tranny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:41:27 2014 No.12234186 >>12234159 I'm a real girl. Being born with a penis can't change that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:41:33 2014 No.12234187 File: 138 KB, 1440x810, 1403930425837.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12234184

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:43:43 2014 No.12234193 >>12234186 You were born a faggot, but you're not a girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:44:22 2014 No.12234195 File: 93 KB, 900x900, 1388025635331.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why do you want to be a girl, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:45:42 2014 No.12234199 >>12234187 what emotion is this reaction face meant to convey?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:46:17 2014 No.12234202 >>12234199 He's laughing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:46:50 2014 No.12234203 >>12234199 "top lel"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:47:06 2014 No.12234204 You tranny retards are the worst thing to happen to /jp/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:47:26 2014 No.12234205 >>12234178 Show us your feet in stockings and only panties on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:48:15 2014 No.12234208 >>12234195 I like how it looks in me, I've always been girl-like. But I would never cut my dick, I just want to be a loving wife, and I will be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:49:33 2014 No.12234212 >>12234205 But truBOYs don't wear stockings and panties. I don't have any girly clothing like that and wear only what boys wear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:49:46 2014 No.12234213 >>12234195 I'm really into ball crushing. Hopefully one day I'll gather the courage to do it myself and become a girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:50:32 2014 No.12234216 File: 61 KB, 450x532, 1404143732866.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12234208 Do you crossdress?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:50:38 2014 No.12234217 Hi, I'm Anonymous and I post on /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:50:42 2014 No.12234218 >>12234204 Are you just 1 guy spamming the word tranny in every one of your posts or is this a thing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:51:23 2014 No.12234221 >>12234212 Show us your feet with boxers on and an onahole on your vagina.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:52:02 2014 No.12234224 >>12234216 Yes, but I have a boyfriend and the pictures are private.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:52:25 2014 No.12234226 >>12234218 I'm not him but trannies are a real problem on the jay. No one wants them around and they're cancer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:52:53 2014 No.12234230 >>12234213 Do you want it to be violent and cruel? Or loving? I really want to lovingly castrate a cute /jp/. I wouldn't want to be violent. I would be kissing you while I take those gross balls off very carefully as if not to hurt you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:54:06 2014 No.12234234 >>12234208 >I will be. No you won't, fag. >>12234218 Maybe, these threads are shit and aren't /jp/ related anyway, they're a horrible meeting place for faggots to talk to each other in "cute" ways.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:55:30 2014 No.12234237 File: 50 KB, 268x220, 1400802252202.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12234230 That's like a dream come true.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:55:47 2014 No.12234239 >>12234224 I never said anything about pictures.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:55:55 2014 No.12234240 File: 197 KB, 400x1150, 1338906745145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12234159 my sexual identity is female and my sexual orientation is towards females

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:57:00 2014 No.12234244 >>12234239 I know, I was implying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:57:30 2014 No.12234246 >>12234217 Hey bby me2

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:58:03 2014 No.12234249 File: 44 KB, 300x300, 1356049825821.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12234244 Post em.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:58:07 2014 No.12234250 >>12234244 More like you're a dumbass who instantly thinks people want pictures of your dumb faggot ass just because you wear girl clothes. Jump off a bridge.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 18:59:10 2014 No.12234256 >>12234250 Look. >>12234249

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:00:11 2014 No.12234257 >>12234256 Only after you implied. Please stop attention whoring. /jp/ is sacrosanct and pure..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:00:14 2014 No.12234258 >>12234256 lemayo n3rd got owned

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:02:27 2014 No.12234265 >>12234256 Did I say no one wanted them? No I said you instantly assume people want them, probably because you want them to convince you (you already really want to) to show them for attention, and when you post them, receive nothing but compliments.

Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:03:08 2014 No.12234267
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I'm a 21 year old girl with a penis, and have dedicated myself to the NEETfold path. I speak Japanese, and my favorite Touhou is Reimu. I love /jp/ so much I wish I could marry it. I'm going to be a beautiful wife for a /jp/ someday and we'll explore the universe togehter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:05:14 2014 No.12234270 >>12234267 Girls can't have penises bro

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:05:55 2014 No.12234272 >>12234265 >>12234257 It seriously wasn't my intention, sorry /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:06:50 2014 No.12234274 >>12234267 Hey, back off slut. I'm the one who is going to marry /jp/. You can watch and stalk us from the sidelines.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:07:39 2014 No.12234277 This thread is gay

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:07:39 2014 No.12234278 >>12234195 Because I want to be cute, but even if I was a girl I would not be little nor cute, which defeats the purpose of becoming the little girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:10:39 2014 No.12234294 >>12234267 Well I also like rainy days and movies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:13:01 2014 No.12234297 >>12234267 >>12234274 I'll marry both of you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:14:47 2014 No.12234300 >>12234267 >we'll explore the universe togehter. how? do you mean we'll get blasted on DMT or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:17:27 2014 No.12234309 >>12234300 I was thinking more along the lines of getting blasted/blasting with sperm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:20:39 2014 No.12234314 >>12234309 we can explore the universes inside our pussies!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:21:24 2014 No.12234318 >>12234278 Adult girls are cute you fucking homo, or are you one of those fags who cry about "women are mean..."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:24:23 2014 No.12234324 >>12234318 Adult women are not cute. The best they can hope for beautiful, and that's fucking gay, like you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:24:55 2014 No.12234327 Real-life women can't be attractive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:25:46 2014 No.12234331 >>12234318 Adult women are not cute. The best they can hope for is "beautiful", and that's fucking gay, like you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:26:30 2014 No.12234332 >>12234318 >Adult girls 1403930425837.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:30:46 2014 No.12234339 >>12234318 Very few adult women are cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:31:40 2014 No.12234341 >>12234001 Cute :3

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:31:51 2014 No.12234343 File: 19 KB, 482x126, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12234332 I had to go all the way to foolz to find the image

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:33:04 2014 No.12234349 File: 869 KB, 200x200, cute jap having a hard time accepting something.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12234331 There are some exceptions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:33:56 2014 No.12234351 >>12234349 Ugly. Even worse knowing the bed of deceit lying beneath that ugly mug.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 19:42:04 2014 No.12234358 File: 89 KB, 1280x720, 1394110538253.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] feel when can't find any gfs on /jp/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 20:08:19 2014 No.12234390 File: 41 KB, 720x480, 1402347008171.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12234358 feelio when you'll never know what a 2D girlpussy feels like

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 20:37:03 2014 No.12234426 >>12234390 put an onahole under your laptop.

Anonymous Mon Jun 30 20:50:54 2014 No.12234445
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>>12234390
I dreamed about it. I was dreaming that I was fucking a 2D succubus.
It was nice since her pussy contracted and moved to sync with my own pleasure. I could actually feel the entrance to her womb with the tip of my dick. She also tasted like soft strawberry milk.

However later in the dream her vagina started to deform and it turned into several small gloping holes.
She casted a spell on my penis and it turned into a cluster of really small penises, it look like a bunch of fungi. Some where bigger than others.

She said "This is the form that allows for the most pleasure in the hyperspace". My penises matched perfectly with her several vaginas, and she said "We are now a perfect fit for each other darling".

They I got myself into position for fucking and she said "If you put them in, we will get married in the ethereal dimension forever"

So I did. Fucking several vaginas at the same time is definitively pleasurable. But then I woke up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 20:53:01 2014 No.12234447 >>12234445 Get a life you fucking loser.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 20:56:24 2014 No.12234451 >>12234341 Thanks, Wanna be friends? c:

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 21:03:44 2014 No.12234455 >>12234445 strangely erotic and very tender. I wonder what married life with a poly-vaginal succubus would be like. >>12234447 rude

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 21:25:16 2014 No.12234483 >>12234445 get a load of this nerd

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 21:58:11 2014 No.12234522 So any of you nerds actually wanna skype or anything?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 22:11:32 2014 No.12234540 File: 1.07 MB, 495x446, 1336748608622.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12234522 >>>/soc/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 22:12:53 2014 No.12234543 >>12234522 Yes. Name?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 22:25:17 2014 No.12234569 I want to make a friend but I'm too lazy to get skype, what should I do? Please respong

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 22:27:56 2014 No.12234573 >>12234159 Sparky isn't a tranny, just an autistic guy with long hair that likes to say he's a girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 22:42:11 2014 No.12234595 >>12234159 I don't think any female on /jp/ would post in these sort of threads, since once the person they're talking to finds out they're female the chick would get bullied. No one wants to get bullied.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 22:46:32 2014 No.12234602 >>12234569 Get skype.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 22:49:17 2014 No.12234610 >>12234569 Get toxy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 22:51:44 2014 No.12234614 >>12234595 I want to be bullied by a cute /jp/!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 23:16:38 2014 No.12234651 I'm 18, I really like Touhous, and I love people I also like toys, and drawing sometimes I will be your friend

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 30 23:26:12 2014 No.12234669 File: 57 KB, 550x550, 1374356983613.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd like to make friends with a /jp/ise but I have such a hard time connecting with people, I'm not really sure if I can. How do I open up more?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 16:33:54 2014 No.12234669,1 im 19 im gay im single

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 16:42:13 2014 No.12234669,2 >>12234669,1 >2014 >still being gay

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 16:43:52 2014 No.12234669,3 >>12234669,1 yeah kid theres a height limit on the warosu, get lost

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 17:13:40 2014 No.12234669,4 >>12234669,1 me too wanna fug my boycunny?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 10 01:18:48 2014 No.12234669,5 >>12234669,3 yeh dat hite limet, only childrn alowwed, rit wbros?? LMAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Nagi (Empress of Warosu) !hj2Jo62F2k Thu Jul 10 01:23:28 2014 No.12234669,6 >>12234669,1 fucking queers if i see one i'm gonna smash his fcking teeth in

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 10 01:27:25 2014 No.12234669,7 >>12234669,6 >fol when Nagi would rather smash your fcking teeth in then get the Nag's apedick sucked by a /jp/ cockslaveboy. cool!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 10 01:39:43 2014 No.12234669,8 >>12234669,5 >>12234669,7 yeah you arent funny

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 10 01:50:22 2014 No.12234669,9 >>12234669,8 what else am i supposed to shit up dude? i'm just waiting for the sunset.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 10 01:55:59 2014 No.12234669,10 >>12234669,6 Fuck off tranny.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 10 01:56:31 2014 No.12234669,11 >>12234669,9 are you a wereNEET

>>	T Thu Jul 10 15:18:01 2014 No.12234669,12 ummmmmmmmmmmmm...............

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 10 15:41:56 2014 No.12234669,13 what are my /jp/ buddies drinking this morning?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 10 15:51:14 2014 No.12234669,14 >>12234669,13 Cheap white wine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 10 15:56:12 2014 No.12234669,15 >>12234669,14 is white zinfandel white or red? maybe we're wine friends

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 10 15:57:42 2014 No.12234669,16 >>12234669,15 Red

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 10 16:23:01 2014 No.12234669,17 >>12234669,16 i guess we can't be friends...

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