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how do i join the yakuza?

>> No.12220555

>>12220553
You kill a man.

>> No.12220557

>>12220553
Pour gasoline on yourself. Light a cigarette.

>> No.12220559

shoot yourself 9 times and don't limp

>> No.12220562

>>12220553

Start by wearing a fundoshi.

>> No.12220570

Encase a schoolgirl in concrete and then try to sell the block to a fine arts museum. This is the proof of courage that the association demands you before you are allowed to join.

>> No.12220572

>>12220562
Are fundoshis fun?

>> No.12220578

>>12220572

If you value proper penis placement, yes.

Plus they give a surprising factor of comfort after you get used to them. You actually forget that there's something like a huge G-String on your asshole and you just become "free".

Try them out.

>> No.12220630

plsease respond jp i need advice....

>> No.12220635

>>12220630
Tattoo your shlong.

>> No.12220640

>>12220630
sorry we're full

>> No.12220645

>>12220635
In order to join the Yakuza you have to be gay. Like hard gay. Do you like getting fucked by men? How many dicks can you take at once? Anything less than "every single dude in this room on demand" is grounds for rejection.

>> No.12220779

>>12220553

be born a zainichi korean

>> No.12220804

Are they still cool or have they degenerated?

>> No.12220807

>>12220804
Yakuza are always cool.

>> No.12220830

>>12220553
ask gimmeabreakman
from youtube

>> No.12221929
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12221929

Do it.

>> No.12221933

>>12220804
Pretty sure they're still powerful because that guy is going to be on the council for the Olympics or something.

>> No.12221938

>>12220555
I hope suicide counts. If not i fucking gonna kill myself.

>> No.12221940

>>12221938
Wiseguy, eh?

>> No.12221947

Start a war.

>> No.12222019
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12222019

>>12221940
not having 3 lifes and ready to waist 2

>> No.12222139

I heard they run the U15 business is this true

>> No.12222174

>>12220830
following "j" vloggers how far have you fallen

>> No.12222721

>>12222019
waste...

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