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Rate my sister, /jp/. She was born in 2000.

Please refrain from making lewd comments.

>> No.12210016

>>12210009
I don't think you have a sister. Enjoy your underage b&.

>> No.12210018

Meido? Where are you?

>> No.12210028

>>12210016
Uh, I'm about to turn 26.

Enjoy your "i shitposted and i wasnt even part of the mod team" ban.

>> No.12210032
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12210032

D-D-D-Does she know her way around the D?

>> No.12210036

>>12210032
No, perv.

She thinks the D is the Detroit ghetto.

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Would she date this programmer?

>> No.12210039

>>12210036
Only a pervert would assume he wasn't asking about Detroit.

>> No.12210041

>>12210038
>being this pale

No, she doesn't date Canadians.

>> No.12210041,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12210039
Only a whore would know how Detroit is.

>> No.12210041,2 [INTERNAL] 

Just when I was about to post my sociopath face...

>> No.12210041,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12210041
I'm Swiss-American, actually.

>> No.12210041,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>12210041,3
The name Richardson implies German/Swedish ancestry.

>> No.12210041,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>12210041,4
Richardson is English.
Richard's son

>> No.12210041,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>12210041,4
You do realize Richardson has nothing to do with my mom's Swiss side, right? She took on my dad's name and obviously his name eventually goes back to some European ancestry. I was clearly referring to my immediate ancestry which is from my American-born father and Swiss-born mother.

[i](Fucking retards, I swear......)

>> No.12210041,7 [INTERNAL] 

>guys born in 2001 are already getting their little boycocks sucked by girl

>> No.12210041,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>12210041,7
It's like a space odyssey.

>> No.12210041,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>12210041,7
i wanna fuck a girl born no more than two years before or after 2005

any tips?

>> No.12210041,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>12210041,9
Why don't you want to fuck six year olds?

>> No.12210041,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>12210041,6
I just posted that so you would tell us more about yourself.

Pretty sure she wasn't Swiss last time.

>> No.12210041,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>12210041,10
Have you ever hugged/held/cuddled with a six year old or ever have one sit in your lap? Their size and weight makes them feel closer to a stuffed animal than a human, and they can't talk as well as nine year olds.

A nine year old is way better for all of those things. They're a bit bigger, so they're also a bit heavier, and they're much better to hug/hold/cuddle or have sit in your lap. They're softer than six year olds too. Plus they stop talking like kids and sound really cute around that age.

If just hugging/holding/cuddling with a nine year old or having her sit in your lap feels that much better than a six year old, just imagine what sex would be like with a nine year old. It'd be the best feeling in the world!

>> No.12210041,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>12210041,12
I have had a six year old shake her butt in front of me and that was the sexiest thing ever. I think she was tying her shoelace or something.

>> No.12210041,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>12210041,13
That butt isn't as soft as a girl who's a few years older.

>> No.12210041,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>12210041,13
Who the fuck tie shoelaces while shaking butts?

>> No.12210041,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>12210041,15
I don't know that child like teasing men. I bet she was just using the shoe as an excuse to shake her butt at me.

>> No.12210041,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>12210041,14
I would rather a cute looking butt than a soft feeling butt.

>> No.12210041,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>12210041,16
Was she actually shaking her butt at you or was her butt just moving because she wouldn't reach her shoe?

I actually find the latter more erotic.

>> No.12210041,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>12210041,18
Yeah i agree, i find clumsy naivety and unintentional sexual exhibition to be more arousing than an intentionally lewd loli.

>> No.12210041,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>12210041,18
She wasn't really that into me, so probably the later. There was this other guy who she would hug all the time and her father would always separate them.

>> No.12210041,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>12210041,19
The best is seeing a flat chest down a shirt.

>> No.12210041,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>12210041,21
Or when they play with their clothes in general and flash you.

>> No.12210041,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>12210041,22
That's a bit slutty...

>> No.12210041,24 [INTERNAL] 

>>12210041,23
They don't know how sexy their naked flesh is.

>> No.12210041,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>12210041,24
Do lolis flash their slippery loli parts at you?! That's really lewd! Too lewd!

>> No.12210041,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>12210041,25
Just a little girl sitting normally is incredibly sexy.

>> No.12210041,27 [INTERNAL] 

Eff off, pedolords.

This thread is about a soon-to-be 14-year-old.

>> No.12210041,28 [INTERNAL] 

>>12210041,27
I don't care what the OP said, I would rather obsess over preteens.

>> No.12210041,29 [INTERNAL] 

>>12210041,27
You'll have to earn back your place the hard way, pedos aren't pushovers.

>> No.12210041,30 [INTERNAL] 

>>12210036
>>12210039
>>12210041,1
Is nobody going to notice how I owned my sister here?

That hecking slut. She can **** Trevor for all I care.

>> No.12210041,31 [INTERNAL] 

>>12210041,30
Woah dude, Trevor is a literal degenerate, don't say things like that.

>> No.12210041,32 [INTERNAL] 

>>12210041,31
Soz, sis.

>> No.12210041,33 [INTERNAL] 

>>12210041,32
Not nearly as bad as Trevgay.

>> No.12210041,34 [INTERNAL] 

>>12210041,33
I know, you're my sister.

I know you on a physical level.

>> No.12210041,35 [INTERNAL] 

>>12210041,34
I wish i had a younger sister i knew on a physical level.

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