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Touhou banana peel humor.

>> No.12205085
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LAAAAAME

>> No.12205089
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I have a picture of Cirno slipping on a banana peel while holding scissors.

>> No.12205093

Tewi is such a little shit that it's not even funny.

>> No.12205127
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I want to punch Tewi in her fucking face

>> No.12205242

>>12205093
>>12205127
word

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>>12205127

Could you really do it?

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>> No.12205254

Twoey is gonna hurt someone

>> No.12205263

>>12205244
yes

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>>12205244
No.
But I will find another way to punish her

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>> No.12205328
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Tei a slut

>> No.12205367

>>12205311
Totally doesn't look like a trap to me.

>> No.12205422

>>12205089
please post it

>> No.12205484
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>>12205422
I can't, it's against the rules.

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>> No.12205497

>>12205484
link to it from imgur or something?

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>>12205284
Spanking is the best punishment.

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>>12205497
It's from a doujinshi, I will take a picture. Please wait warmly

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>> No.12205523

>>12205520
nitori a shit, the dark-haired kapa is the real deal

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>>12205497
>>12205504
Here you go :
http://imgur.com/LuAUTyI

>> No.12205608

>>12205552

that looks painful

>> No.12205657

Reisen's feet

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>>12205677

girl knows how to eat a banana

>> No.12205794

>>12205552

that poor churro

>> No.12205810

>>12205284
Why her shadow looks like a dick?

>> No.12205848
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>>12205810
Are dicks all you think about?

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>>12205848
What can I say, I just love carrots; the longer and thicker, the better.

>> No.12205882

>>12205244
Yes. I'd do far worse than that anyway.

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>>12205552
>"Q" stands for kyuu
If you want more funny pics from that book, just give me another letter.

>> No.12205896

>>12205284
I don't really get the context of that picture.
She looks somewhat pained, which together with that basket behind her suggests rape (or prostitution), but I'd like to think she's currently in heat, and to prevent her from doing what rabbits usually do in that situation, she's been locked away and is now brimming with lust.

>> No.12205908

All this talk about bananas is just making me remember that banana dare. This site does terrible things to you.

>> No.12205918

>>12205908
>This site does terrible things to you.
us 4channers right ha ha ha

>> No.12205920

>>12205552
Anon that is horrible!!

>> No.12205934

Udonge means something like house of plantain flowers, and plantain is very much like banana.

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there needs to be a final solution to the tewi problem

>> No.12205944

>>12205942
I think Reisen needs to shoot Tei on sight to be sure now.

>> No.12205945

>>12205942
Rabbit stew. Or better yet, experimental guinea pig.

>> No.12205947
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I can't believe that nobody posted this yet.

>> No.12205954

>>12205947
How did that even happen?

>> No.12205964

>>12205920
You'll never run with scissors after seeing that I bet!

>> No.12205968
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>>12205920
It's nothing for the strongest!

>> No.12205973

>>12205657
Her feet are meaty and cute!

>> No.12206110
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>>12205552

There's something that confuses me about Cirno. She's imortal right? And no matter how badly she's destroyed, she'll just be reborn rght? Then is Mokou considered special in the mere virtue she is immortal when most of the yokai in Gensokyo are??

>> No.12206129

>>12205311
still would

>> No.12206132
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>>12205954

>> No.12206136

a someone who has genuinely slipped up on a banana peel before this thread bothers me greatly

>> No.12206138

>>12206132
No, the shadows show that the rock is not directly above the banana. If she continues in a straight line then she will float past the banana without touching.

>> No.12206141

>>12206110
Fairies are 'immortal' in the sense that the nature they're in is still around.

If you were to deforest most of the region and plop cities down ontop of it, she would probably stay dead if she were killed.

Mokou and Kaguya's (Also Eirin!) immortality is in the literal sense of the word. If you stop believing in them, they'll still be around, if they're exterminated, they will still be around.

>> No.12206145

>>12206110
That is usual for fairies, but not usual for things that are not fairies.

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>>12206132

that's not even close to her hitbox!

>> No.12206147

>>12206110
Read the article about fairies and article about youkai in Perfect Memento and figure out by yourself.

>> No.12206153

>>12206145
But it still will be very painful to die that way. Poor fairies, dying in a million ways.

>> No.12206166

>>12206153
The fairies aren't dying, they are being killed.

>> No.12206188

>>12206166
By two monochromatic "legendary" bitches, a maid with high blood pressure, a marimo, and two bodied sword freak. Stop this madness.

>> No.12206198

>>12206188
They're not monochromatic.

>> No.12206206

>>12206198
Ok-ok, duotone bitch and her monochromatic dyke friend.

>> No.12206207

>>12206206
Neither of them is monochromatic. They have lots of different colors.

>> No.12206213

>>12206207
Either your pretentiousness will make me erudite, or just mad.

>> No.12206229

>>12206198
>>12206207
I'm guessing you've never played any of the games?

>> No.12206246

>>12206213
Is it pretentious to know what "monochrome" means?

>> No.12206247

>>12206246

insisting on correct usage of it is.

or, well, it's either pretentious or just being insufferable. your pick really.

>> No.12206249

I'd the rabbit

>> No.12206250

I want those delicious bacon ears

>> No.12206252

>>12206247
>insisting on correct usage of it is.
You're kind of a weird person.
Do I smell rabbit?

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>>12206146

actually maybe she's got more of a hitbawks

that'd explain it

>> No.12206261

>>12206247
That was the correct usage in that context though.

>> No.12206308

>>12206229
I've played all of them except for 14.3

>> No.12206321

>>12206308
Did you read the dialogue?

When referring to Marisa or Reimu, other touhous often say "that black-white" or "that red-white". So much so, that those pretty much became their nicknames.
So he wasn't wrong calling them monochromatic in that particular context.

>> No.12206327

>>12206321
Red-white is not monochromatic. Monochromatic means one color. Red-white is two colors.

>> No.12206410

>>12206327
Its not red-white.
It's red-incredibly-light-shade-of-red.
So monochromatic, dingus.

>> No.12206514

>>12206410
White != red

>> No.12206543

It would probably be better to call them dichromatic

>> No.12206575

>>12206327
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monochrome
>For an image, the term monochrome is usually taken to mean the same as black and white or, more likely, grayscale, but may also be used to refer to other combinations containing only tones of a single color, such as green-and-white or green-and-black.

>> No.12207032

>>12206327
>duotone bitch
He even tried correct himself.

>> No.12207049

>>12205677
Got any more like these?

>> No.12207095

>>12207032
Dichromatic sounds so much better than it should be a crime to call it duo-tone. It's even in one of Reimu's themes.

>> No.12207132

>>12205085
What does "オメンコゥ" mean? And what are good translators for this as google is being useless and Rikaichan doesn't help me with this one, too.

>> No.12207348

An intentional mispronunciation of the rude word "omanko" I"m guessing.

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>>12205073
Reisen's butt and feet!!

>> No.12207363

Bicolor

>> No.12207368

>>12207348
That would make sense, thank you.
Kyouko is a punk!

>> No.12207378

>>12207132
>google is being useless
the first link i get went i search it is this:
http://detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q1323891153

>> No.12207403

>>12207378
Which didn't help me. If my japanese would be better it might have provided insight but I'm not there, yet.

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>>12205552
Should I post the rest of that doujinshi, gurofriends?

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>> No.12207985

I don't get it.

>> No.12208007

>>12205504
>>12207950
!!!

>> No.12208017

>>12205504
>>12207950
Momiji Inubashiri is a badass name.
Wolf is a badass animal.
Sword and shield, quiet badass weaponry.
The design overall is badass.

She likes to play Shogi, so she's likely to be quiet a thinker, a tactician, has calm and cunning demeanor.
Though, her power is her enhanced senses, especially vision. As a wolf tengu she gotta have a great speed, strength, defense and instinct. She's trained to be a mountain patrol so she must be skilled with her weapons.

The combination of instinct and thought plus super strength, wild but cunning, a perfect warrior physically, mentally and emotionally.

>> No.12208200

>>12207937
I think little Rumia would rather be eating the person who gave her the banana.

>> No.12208557

>>12208200
Why do you think she's crying?

>> No.12209450

>>12205073
Why are feet drawn so cleanly? I would appreciate callouses, flaking skin, and specs of dirt

>> No.12209882

>>12209450
Fucking gross, dude.

>> No.12210008
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Eating banana from Remi's anus. 10/10 doujinshi

http://exhentai.org/g/634255/0ac39de6f3/

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>>12207811
No love for a guro nigga...
You broke my heart, jaypee

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A black one for Chen, what a slut.

>> No.12212579

>>12212574
That's not a black banana. It's brown.

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>>12211228
Please post! I did not see until now!

>> No.12212782

>>12207811
>>12211228
Do it.

>> No.12212794
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>>12212668
>>12212782
A is for Alice
http://imgur.com/QgNNafe
B is for Byak
http://imgur.com/D3xjP7z
C is for Chen
http://imgur.com/k0P67R0
D is for Dai-chan
http://imgur.com/w5LRSy2
E is for Eirin
http://imgur.com/9yLcJKd
F is for Flan
http://imgur.com/ccrwbt0

>> No.12212798
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Here is the cover.
More to come!

>> No.12212814

>>12212794
What happened to Byak?

>> No.12212822
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G is for Yamabiko scum
http://imgur.com/PD028Jt
H is for Taters
http://imgur.com/P8Eqvxa
I is for Ichirin
http://imgur.com/GwduFIM
J is for Sakuya
http://imgur.com/buBSR0f
K is for Koishii
http://imgur.com/YpaDbcQ
L is for Lyrica
http://imgur.com/Rrjks8u
M is for Mystia
http://imgur.com/qRKnNun
N is for Nazrin
http://imgur.com/pYI53gy
O is for Okuu
http://imgur.com/EbVnRIq
P is for Patche
http://imgur.com/7BmeGel
R is for Reimu
http://imgur.com/8v1JDew

>> No.12212831

>>12207811
Post it on gurochan and link to it here, that's probably the best bet.

>> No.12212839
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S is for Satorin (DISTURBING)
http://imgur.com/Zk0XiRe
T is for Tojiko
http://imgur.com/L5u8jVA
U is for Udonge
http://imgur.com/LZZRbYp
V is for Yukari
http://imgur.com/PKQsE7o
W is for Wriggle
http://imgur.com/pJqns7r
X is for Xanadu
http://imgur.com/KJf2yuF
Y is for Yuuka
http://imgur.com/W0BsZVo
Z is for Sanae porn tape
http://imgur.com/s8XhHL8

>> No.12212851

>>12212794
>>12212822
>>12212839
Jesus christ. Thanks for the fap material.

>> No.12212854
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So can some guro friend explain to me why you like it? I assume you fap to it, but tht may just be me jumping to fucked up conclusions, but if not, then it's just a fetish, and I can't really expect an explanation for that, but I just don't understand the appeal

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>>12212854
I don't masturbate to guro.
It's just kind of fun, like watching a stupid gore movie.

>> No.12212872

>>12212854
>rationalizing your favorite fetish
There's no need to do this.

>> No.12212877

>>12212872
On I know, I don't expect anyone to rationalize a fetish, I was just wondering if it was a fetish in the first place, or if people were interested in it for other reasons, like >>12212871 said.

>> No.12212882

>>12212877
If people masturbate/feel intent sexual attraction to it, it's a fetish alright.

>> No.12212887
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>>12212839
I'm not sure if that is how it looks if someone gets struck by lightning.

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>>12212854
It's partly excitement from seeing something grotesque, partly a weird turn on from seeing girls in extreme distress or their bodies damaged. It's a bit sexual but I don't fap to it. I don't normally think about hurting girls or anything.

>> No.12212901

>>12212794
>>12212822
>>12212839
Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

>> No.12212921
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>>12212894
This is too cruel!

>> No.12212935

>>12212921
And yet so adorable at the same time.

>> No.12213122

>>12212894

do not blend the 2hus

>> No.12213127

>>12213122
Does it blend, though? It's for science.

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>>12210008
Thank god I don't like that artist.

>> No.12213262

>>12213177
Sakuya is such a perverted lady.

>> No.12213494

>>12212894
I want to save the tiny 2hu and protect her from all harm.

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>>12212839
>380 views
Holy FUCK, the Satori one is very popular

>> No.12213915

>>12212839
Even when mutilated, Sanae still a slut.

>> No.12213926

>>12213915
Some things never change...

>> No.12214538

>>12205284
i have literally just fapped to that picture twice already. am i healthy or disturbed?

>> No.12214691

>>12214538
You're a healthy jaypee.

>> No.12214880

>>12214538
You're disturbed for even asking.
That picture is hot as HELL.
You'd have to be a faggot not to fap to it.

>> No.12214897

>>12213519
I clicked on A and B then got bored because the quality wasn't great. I wasn't going to click on anymore but the ``(DISTURBING)'' enticed me. After I saw it I thought it wasn't so disturbing. Maybe a little but it didn't warrant the warning.

>> No.12215534

>>12212814
>http://imgur.com/ccrwbt0
bloody congestion/tubercolosis iirc

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More pics, this time from the book "made from recycled materials" :
http://www.mediafire.com/download/13ii1aho1o9btbg/2hu_artworks.zip

Personally, I really like the one with Kaguya and Moko

>> No.12218098

>>12205677
That's not how you eat bananas at all.

>> No.12218182

>>12218098

>>>/f/2427393

>> No.12218326

>>12212894
I'm a little nervous. I'm not into pain and suffering but sometimes I find the violation of bodily boundaries, the separation of things that were whole, the irreversible process of destruction, and that sort of thing fascinating.

Is a guro folder in my future? This is the only one I've saved. I don't really want things to get worse.

http://imgur.com/rTKbtvh

>> No.12218334

>>12218326
Look into peril.

>> No.12218400

>>12218334
I don't like pain and suffering, though, I just like the peeling away of layers and the decomposition of something treated as a solid object.

>> No.12218407

>>12218400
Most peril is fear, not pain.

>I just like the peeling away of layers and the decomposition of something treated as a solid object.
I don't follow.

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>>12218407
It's suffering, though. I don't like it for sadistic reasons, I just like the connotations of lines being crossed, things being disassembled.

It's part of the reason I have some robot girls stashed away. The contrast between living, ensouled flesh and dead, unfeeling matter.

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