Zun: "First child was born safely. It is a healthy boy. We did it!" https://twitter.com/korindo/status/477666648661319680 So the dynasty continues...

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Anonymous Sat Jun 14 00:56:10 2014 No.12194414 [Reply] [Original]

Zun: "First child was born safely. It is a healthy boy. We did it!"
https://twitter.com/korindo/status/477666648661319680
So the dynasty continues...

>>	Serkit !eSpvUDpflw Sat Jun 14 00:56:51 2014 No.12194417 Sex with Zun!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 00:58:59 2014 No.12194422 >>12194414 >男の子 You had one job, ZUN...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 01:00:06 2014 No.12194425 >>12194422 He finally figured out how to make a male character,

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Sat Jun 14 01:05:39 2014 No.12194430 so, how will he insert his son into Gensokyo's lore? Rinnosuke's son? And I bet this will lead to many "baby oriented" fanart... "learning the alphabet with Sanae" or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 01:09:37 2014 No.12194436 >>12194425 Male character confirmed for next Touhou sidegame.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 01:50:57 2014 No.12194518 I hope he makes a character inspired by his kid. What if he's actually physically unable to make a male character and it STILL ends up being a girl character?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 01:51:49 2014 No.12194520 Does that mean that we, as a collective, aren't virgins anymore?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 02:11:16 2014 No.12194560 File: 63 KB, 517x700, 1375780376834.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The lineage is secured. Long live Son of ZUN!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 02:23:07 2014 No.12194576 >>12194425 >>12194518 Rinnosuke is a male character, you dumbasses.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 02:36:33 2014 No.12194595 >>12194576 Shut the fuck up fag that wasnt what i meant

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 02:43:03 2014 No.12194604 >>12194414 Oh great, morre reasons for him to not ppput any effort whatsoover into his games. Just buy that stuff to Cave or something, your latest games has been shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 02:46:11 2014 No.12194610 Oh great, another reason for him to not put any effort whatsover into his games. Your games have been shit since GFW, just sell that stuff to Cave or something already if you don't want to make games seriously.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 02:48:21 2014 No.12194615 >>12194430 SS with Sanae!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 02:49:23 2014 No.12194617 >>12194610 Are you upset faggot?

Anonymous Sat Jun 14 02:56:54 2014 No.12194626

>>12194610
Yeah, how dare ZUN do something other than Touhou! How DARE he!

I'm so happy for ZUN. It must feel amazing having a child of your own. I hope his kid lives a happy and healthy life. It'll be interesting to see what he thinks of the Touhou series and how good he is at it too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 03:05:09 2014 No.12194641 >>12194430 That sounds cute af

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 03:12:57 2014 No.12194648 >>12194610 >sell that stuff to Cave What, so CAVE can use all that IP for not making games? CAVE is p. much kill, d00d.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 03:20:20 2014 No.12194662 >>12194610 The beta aura is overwhelming!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 03:21:16 2014 No.12194664 Congratulations!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 03:29:46 2014 No.12194672 Another nail in the coffin of touhou. When will otaku stand up and remove the distractions (golddigger bitch & shitmachine toddler) from ZUN's life so he could concentrate on making touhou again?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 04:41:02 2014 No.12194732 File: 259 KB, 1587x908, b9be061393.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >poplar tries to fight again at the end of school >say give in and say yes >she has a satisfied look after >leave and come back the next day >starts fight again

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 04:48:04 2014 No.12194737 Does anyone else like to drink while listening to IOSYS

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 04:59:58 2014 No.12194748 What if his son grew up to hate Touhou?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 05:14:36 2014 No.12194765 >>12194626 One person who actually fucking gets it. Zun is one of us. Be happy for him being happy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 05:27:57 2014 No.12194776 do you think there's some fujoshi right now that is losing her mind over this news?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 05:48:08 2014 No.12194792 Sugoi!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 05:49:02 2014 No.12194795 File: 92 KB, 461x264, sucessone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] An Heir to the Throne! Let's celebrate the birth of Prince ZUN the 2nd.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 06:00:49 2014 No.12194807 Learn the Alphabet with Patchouli Learning Numbers with Reimu

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 06:02:27 2014 No.12194810 >Generating micro-copies of yourself by means of a female surrogate host vomit-chan.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 06:04:34 2014 No.12194814 >>12194807 Learning shoplifting with Marisa Learning the human anatomy with Sanae

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 06:15:09 2014 No.12194823 >>12194430 A is for Ass

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 06:34:04 2014 No.12194834 How long until ZUN finds out that you don't make babies from holding hands?

Anonymous Sat Jun 14 06:37:27 2014 No.12194841

>>12194776
>do you think there's some fujoshi right now that is losing her mind over this news?
Not really, they already know he is married.

The fanon likes to treat Zun like he is a head priest of a Shinto shrine. And Shinto Shrines are treated like a family business and thus usually inherited. He now has an heir, which fits fanon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 07:04:58 2014 No.12194886 >>12194748 ZUN would motivate him to make a better game.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 07:06:39 2014 No.12194887 File: 139 KB, 359x996, penispenis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12194814 >Learning the human anatomy with Sanae

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 07:07:54 2014 No.12194889 What special power will Zun's son have? Manipulation of otaku?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 07:28:14 2014 No.12194927 So he was born a day after Friday 13th. ZUN's son is a lucky child.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 07:37:25 2014 No.12194940 1PM June 14th 2014 please timezone

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 07:50:52 2014 No.12194960 >>12194889 I think you mean "ability to the extent of manipulating otaku".

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 08:02:27 2014 No.12194977 What if mootjew gets to him? Please stop him zun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 08:25:29 2014 No.12194997 File: 37 KB, 599x533, 1399790570188.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12194417

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 09:51:42 2014 No.12195085 Yay, long live ZUN!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 09:55:49 2014 No.12195090 RIP 2hu

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 10:23:03 2014 No.12195129 Omedatou ZUN-san

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 11:09:29 2014 No.12195244 File: 152 KB, 967x1000, 10337.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never know how it feels like to cum inside a girl

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 11:12:04 2014 No.12195249 File: 504 KB, 800x800, 1385797982728.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12195244

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 11:12:43 2014 No.12195250 CONGRATULATIONS! Mods Sticky pls

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 11:14:43 2014 No.12195254 >>12195244 Onaholes simulate the experience quite well I've heard. I can't speak for the realism, but onaholes at least feel bretty good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 11:31:49 2014 No.12195286 File: 19 KB, 186x305, 13933310658904.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >We did it!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 11:38:25 2014 No.12195311 >>12195286 >やったね！

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 16:23:36 2014 No.12196089 File: 40 KB, 481x604, cMtzINPZuYQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >bringing children into this terrible world >ever May the demiurge himself unleash his wrath upon you and your cursed child to show you the graveness of your crime.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 16:25:20 2014 No.12196094 >>12196089 Feeble cursed one!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 16:31:27 2014 No.12196110 >>12195311 >やっちゃった

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 16:36:42 2014 No.12196131 Will he raise the boy as a Touhou?

Anonymous Sat Jun 14 16:41:01 2014 No.12196142

>>12194626
Hell probably fucking hate it

Kojima's son hates video games and like collecting insects ZUN's kid will probably be the same, actually most Japanese devs that have kids report that their kids don't care for their jobs or what come out of them

it's weird considering all the "My dad works for X" jokes in America where is someone is being legit they'd be proud as hell

Anonymous Sat Jun 14 16:47:35 2014 No.12196165

Japan is having a population crisis

Based ZUN says "fuck that shit" fucks his wife and has a kid

all these mad virgins thinking Touhou is even relevant anymore on the verge of Kancolle, ZUN did something more important he help Japan by birthing a 100% Japanese person which means more Japanese people and more of the Animu/Mango/VN you love so much

continuing the Japanese population is more important than Touhou

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 16:54:03 2014 No.12196188 who the fuck is zun?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 16:55:45 2014 No.12196192 >>12194748 What if his son restarts the Seihou series?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 17:05:32 2014 No.12196224 >>12194648 stfu kastel

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 17:13:00 2014 No.12196243 >>12196188 wow rude language

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 17:17:45 2014 No.12196256 File: 59 KB, 2000x1000, 2000px-Population_of_Japan_since_1872.svg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12196165 I would suggest he gets ten additional children.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 17:21:49 2014 No.12196275 File: 40 KB, 165x169, 19.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's his name?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 17:27:55 2014 No.12196295 >>12196275 10 bucks on Rinnosuke

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 17:29:49 2014 No.12196297 >>12196188 Nickname for Hirohiko Araki from the "Zun Zun" sound effect.

Anonymous Sat Jun 14 19:03:43 2014 No.12196488
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There are people on this planet right now who think this kid isn't gonna be influenced by all the work his dad made for the past 20 years, that he "can do whatever he want and we can't judge anything."

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 19:11:15 2014 No.12196506 >>12196275 More importantly, will he wear a silly hat?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 19:14:10 2014 No.12196515 >>12196488 People are biologically influenced by their fathers, even if they go in the opposite direction. And that scares me, I thought I was in a free country!

Anonymous Sat Jun 14 19:19:52 2014 No.12196525
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>>12196515
I am gonna drawn /ss/ with all the touhou characters as soon as we have a a pic and there is nothing they can do about it.

God bless america, see you in rule34.

Anonymous Sat Jun 14 19:29:59 2014 No.12196553

>>12194927
I guess you could say he grazed that bullet.

>>12195254
Don't believe J-List's bullshit. They don't replicate the real deal.

There are a number of things onaholes don't imitate well. Like feeling the secretion of more vaginal fluids as you penetrate, or the vaginal wall's spasms.

I'm a virgin too so I don't know exactly what else they're missing but if you think about it for a second, you'll see there's still a lot of room for improvement.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 19:42:04 2014 No.12196582 We did it Reddit!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 19:47:19 2014 No.12196591 >>12194823 B is for Blowjob

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 19:50:53 2014 No.12196596 >>12196591 C is for Cum

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 19:55:28 2014 No.12196599 >>12196596 D is for Dick

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 19:58:49 2014 No.12196604 >>12196599 E is for Ejaculation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 19:59:11 2014 No.12196606 >>12196591 >>12196596 >>12196599 >>12196604 Stop

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 20:01:01 2014 No.12196610 >>12196606 We aren't at S yet

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 20:01:06 2014 No.12196611 >>12196606 D is for Denial!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 20:02:25 2014 No.12196615 "o" is for 'offboarder' Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 20:03:36 2014 No.12196620 >>12196606 F is for Fellatio.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 20:04:10 2014 No.12196622 >>12196611 owned

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 20:04:16 2014 No.12196620,1 the guy that made touhou got a baby this is otaku culture because he's the guy that made touhou

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 20:05:31 2014 No.12196622,1 >>12196620,1 someone should post a thread about what some doujinist ate today or some other mundane shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 20:09:13 2014 No.12196622,2 >>12196622,1 dude the guy in charge is doujin his work itself is doujinshi what a fuck is a doujinist

>>	Josh Sat Jun 14 20:10:29 2014 No.12196622,3 b is for bmw (ultimate Driving machine)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 20:10:42 2014 No.12196622,4 >>12196622,2 kiss my ass fagload

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 20:10:52 2014 No.12196622,5 >the guy in charge is doujin Uhhhh

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 20:12:12 2014 No.12196622,6 >>12196622,5 UHHHH

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 20:12:50 2014 No.12196622,7 >>12196622,4 if you insist.. kisses your ass

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 20:14:52 2014 No.12196622,8 >>12196622,6 Ummmmm?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 20:18:20 2014 No.12196646 fucking gross

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 20:18:55 2014 No.12196646,1 >>12196622,8 are you going to argue me or not nerd

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 20:19:00 2014 No.12196646,2 >>12196622,8 unnnnnnhhgggggggggggggg!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 20:19:45 2014 No.12196646,3 >>12196646,1 splurt

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 20:20:44 2014 No.12196646,4 kills warosu

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 20:23:02 2014 No.12196646,5 >>12196646,3 hits me unnghgh!! youve done it now kisama!! splurts you so hard you fly into the stratos sphere

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 21:50:23 2014 No.12196646,6 what is strato's sphere and who is strato

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 21:56:16 2014 No.12196646,7 >>12196646,6 Stratos is a Scandinavian chocolate bar brand by Nidar

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 22:06:28 2014 No.12196646,8 >>12196646,4 sorry kid, can't kill me with those magical eyes takes off glasses

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 23:08:13 2014 No.12197327 >>12194748 He'll probably be indifferent to it but I doubt he'd hate it, unless his dad neglects him to develop new games.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 23:26:14 2014 No.12197413 >>12195244 Says who? If you're not limiting yourself to the 2D world, why can't you get any? Have some confidence.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 23:37:11 2014 No.12197413,1 >>12197413 ...................

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 23:37:22 2014 No.12197431 >>12197327 I'd be worried that his dad might neglect him to drink more beer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 23:43:09 2014 No.12197440 >>12197413 The only dorky types that manage to get laid are either rich kids, annoying subnormals (like the nonvirgs on /jp/) and occasionally mildly famous internet types like ZUN

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 23:44:31 2014 No.12197440,1 >>12197413,1 Welcome to post neo-/jp/ Get jiggy with it or get out you fuckng dork

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 23:48:06 2014 No.12197440,2 >>12197413,1 Have some confidence and just be yourself, sport. tosses pigskin

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 00:31:19 2014 No.12197440,3 >>12197440,2 me on the right http://24.media.tumblr.com/d2ce18c7cdd1b243c72216a91f0aceb2/tumblr_mvnvvabgba1sk8vexo1_400.gif

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 00:32:04 2014 No.12197440,4 >>12197440,2 tru/jp/sies never had father figures

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 00:35:34 2014 No.12197440,5 >>12197440,4 I was raised by homosexual fathers, does that count?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 01:41:29 2014 No.12197440,6 >>12197440,5 That seems like it'd be nice

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 06:30:55 2014 No.12198109 When will there be picture Is there a Japanese equivalent to tmz that could stake out??

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 07:19:44 2014 No.12198147 >>12197413 >If you're not limiting yourself to the 2D world I am though. I wouldn't touch a 3DPD with a stick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 07:29:17 2014 No.12198156 >>12198147 Who do you think you're kidding?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 08:14:41 2014 No.12198184 Why this isn't a girl? I was hope that Reimu will be born. Congratulations to him anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 09:50:03 2014 No.12198276 this kid is in for a weird childhood

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 10:01:51 2014 No.12198299 did her wife make ahegao double v while she was getting impregnated? this is important

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 10:29:38 2014 No.12198334 >>12198299 get a pic of aya doing ahegao there you go

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 10:51:25 2014 No.12198375 Happy farthers day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 11:50:16 2014 No.12198478 >>12194610 >GFW, But DDC was better than UFO in every way, especially music.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 11:51:49 2014 No.12198481 >>12198478 >AGREE

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 11:55:11 2014 No.12198497 >>12198156 Normalfag piggu just go away

Anonymous Sun Jun 15 12:27:59 2014 No.12198552

>>12197440
Nah, most people get laid period. Even the dorks get laid. I was talking with a fellow with who I had a 45 minute conversation about Kancolle vs Touhou on pixiv and he nonchalantly mentioned that his girlfriend left him once he started to get into that. A 300 pound diagnosed autist who couldn't hold a job (nothing against him, though) and admitted to having a good collection of doujinshi had had a girlfriend for two years.

The truth is that most people can succeed with enough confidence and luck, but if you either completely lack confidence or are simply appalling to even talk to, then you both may not get laid and are in the 0.1% of the adult Western world population. Even /r9k/ is only half to one-third virgin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 12:53:04 2014 No.12198597 File: 73 KB, 369x377, 14008376123619.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12198276 What are you trying to say?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 13:00:08 2014 No.12198611 What if ZUN Jr. continues the legacy, but is actually skilled at drawing?

Anonymous Sun Jun 15 13:19:06 2014 No.12198651

>>12198552
Not that guy, but sub-subhumans manage to get laid more than normal sub-humans, the second ones have still some kind of standards while the other ones don't mind DA tier landwhale or are rich.
I'm mediocre at everything, shitty but not too shitty to get hooked out of pity.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 13:40:57 2014 No.12198680 >>12198611 I think the reason Zun is pretty bad at art is because he already spends a lot of time on music and programming and art needs constant practice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 14:04:01 2014 No.12198733 >>12196256 > that sharp little dip in the 1940s S-sorry Japan. I'm quoting your mum who I fugged last night. Happy Father's Day

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 14:17:56 2014 No.12198773 >>12198552 >0.1% of the adult Western world population >half to one-third virgin epic statistics normalbro

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Sun Jun 15 14:46:15 2014 No.12198847 >>12198276 He won't be able to hug all those deka fumos.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 19:48:37 2014 No.12199402 >>12198478 Yes, actually, I think DDC was the best game since SA and a marked step up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 07:21:06 2014 No.12200290 First photo since birth is beer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 10:29:20 2014 No.12200496 >>12200290 beer is his baby his sweet sweet baby that he cradles at night

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 16:25:08 2014 No.12203244 Touhou will now have official English Thank you child labor

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 16:53:20 2014 No.12203316 >>12197440 I haven't been to /jp/ in over a year. There are nonvirgins here now? Jesus Christ, I thought /jp/ was the last safe place left.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 16:57:47 2014 No.12203326 >>12203316 Time to join a monastery.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 17:03:34 2014 No.12203335 >>12203326 Are there any where the nuns wear silly hats?

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