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My dick doesn't work anymore /jp/. Is this what mid-twenties ed feels like?

>> No.12193531

i'm in my end-twenties and my dick works the same as always, i'm still masturbating three times a day like when i was 15

>> No.12193535

>>12193531
I can still masturbate a lot but it doesn't get very hard. I really have to force it.

>> No.12193536

>>12193535
Just take a day or two off.

>> No.12193537

>>12193535
did you took drugs/alcohol in the past? are you obese?

>> No.12193538

>>12193535
When a girl touches my dick it's like diamonds. When I'm doing it myself I can't get really hard. It's a chore.

>> No.12193538,1 [INTERNAL] 

cock ring, hair tie, rubber band, cute ribbon etc.

>> No.12193540

>>12193535
Lucky... I can go once or twice a day max without it hurting, and then sometimes I have to take a break for a while when I stop being excited by lewd imagery.

>> No.12193541

>>12193538
Why would you let someone else touch your dick?

>> No.12193543

>>12193538
Get out normie.

>> No.12193546

>>12193541
Because a girl tugging on your dick feels completely amazing beyond description. It's like heroin. Withdrawal is terrible.

>>12193543
Shut up, nerd before I beat your virgin ass.

>> No.12193546,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193538,1
I never tried this before, what's it supposed to do?

>> No.12193550

>>12193537
No

Do fat people have that kind of trouble?

>> No.12193553

>>12193543
who the FUK are you calling a normie u PIECE OF SHIT?
*unsheathes kanata*
*splits ur skull like watermellin*

>> No.12193557

Just got off from overtime. Any plans for the weekend /jp/? Going to take the boat out on the lake and watch fireworks.

>> No.12193557,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193546,1
I posted a little on it here:
http://what-ch.mooo.com/what/res/1509.html#1529

it slows (but doesn't stop) the blood circulating from your dick. can get your dick super engorged when you're really into it.

>> No.12193557,2 [INTERNAL] 

hit em jan

>> No.12193557,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193557,2
jan always hits me.

>> No.12193579

>>12193557
>working
>working overtime at that

It's like the b8 couldn't be anymore obvious.

>> No.12193584
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12193584

Any female /jp/sies here? Please respond.

>> No.12193584,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193584
i'm a man pretending to be a mom

>> No.12193584,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193584
Here!
Ask me anything!

>> No.12193584,3 [INTERNAL] 

can you please first post a picture of your female legs to prove that you're a girl (or at least have girly legs)?

please don't just post the same milk or trap legs that everyone has already seen.

thanks!

>> No.12193584,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193584,3
Sorry, I don't want any weirdos to save a photo of my legs and I have a small but ugly bruise on my knee from when I fell down a few days ago.

>> No.12193584,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193584,2
Do you like to kiss other girls like in >>12193584 ??

>> No.12193584,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193584,2
PLEASE go out with me.

>> No.12193584,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193584,5
I have never kissed a girl but I do feel like 2D is slowly turning me gay.

>> No.12193584,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193584,6
Are you cute?

>> No.12193584,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193584,4
just your cute girly toes then, otherwise how will we know that you aren't just bamboozling us?

>> No.12193584,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193584,8
No... and I'm 5'8".

please go out with me anyway.

>> No.12193584,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193584,9
I don't feel comfortable posting pictures but please believe me and give me attention anyway. I wouldn't lie to you, anon!

>>12193584,10
It's OK, I'm 5'2". We'll make cute manlet children together who will resent us for their shitty genes.

>> No.12193584,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193584,11
My parents are both short and I resent them but my brother ended up tall so that might not happen

So are we going out now?

>> No.12193584,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193584,10
Get outta my way small-fry

I'm 6'1 145lbs of pure man, my five-incher is all yours baby, I'll sing you a serenade and you'll be my Saten-san

>> No.12193584,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193584,13
Don't listen to this guy please, my penis is bigger than his slightly

>> No.12193584,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193584,10
are you fat

>> No.12193584,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193584,15
yea

>> No.12193584,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193584,16
eww

>> No.12193584,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193584,17
That guy is impersonating me. I'm not fat

I was once though

>> No.12193584,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193584,18
im more feminine than you ever were!

>> No.12193584,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193584,19
I don't want to be feminine, I want a nice feminine gf

>> No.12193584,21 [INTERNAL] 

i once posted a picture of my legs and thighs and somebody thought i was a girl then i untucked my dick and posted a picture of my hard dick stucking out between them and they thought it was shopped

i hope my legs are really girly!

>> No.12193584,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193584,21
would you like to be fucked by a man?

>> No.12193584,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193584,22
ew no i'm not gay i just want to be girly and cute

>> No.12193584,24 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193584,23
sounds pretty gay to me. it's also very girly to have a dick shoved into you

>> No.12193584,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193584,24
stop talking to me you pervert i'm leaving

>> No.12193584,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193584,21
is this you?
http://gyazo.com/0a5226687545cdf8facf200b66908650
feel when hairy legs

>> No.12193584,27 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193584,25
why does this always happen?

>> No.12193584,28 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193584,11
Post a picture of your panties repository, you don't even to be in the picture for this to prove it!

>> No.12193584,29 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193584,21
holy shit what a fucking creep LOL

>> No.12193584,30 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193584,29
More like degenerate homosexual.

>> No.12193584,31 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193584,30
more like
cute boy!

>> No.12193584,32 [INTERNAL] 

>>12193584,30
same thing lol

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