Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?

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Anonymous Thu Jun 12 09:49:32 2014 No.12190309 [DELETED]

Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 09:50:55 2014 No.12190313 >>12190309 Don't mind if I do! unzips pants

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 09:50:59 2014 No.12190314 >>12190309 aya broke it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 09:52:59 2014 No.12190317 >>12190309 which birdhu has the tastiest eggs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 09:53:14 2014 No.12190318 >>12190309 Hah! This thread appeared as I was eating an egg!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 10:01:24 2014 No.12190323 if i buy an egg at the supermarket, can an chick hatch from it?

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Thu Jun 12 10:02:05 2014 No.12190325 >>12190318 Did your egg taste like slut?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 10:27:03 2014 No.12190364 >>12190317 Taters. The rest only produce impure worst tengu eggs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 10:30:09 2014 No.12190370 >>12190317 Mystia

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 11:42:26 2014 No.12190458 >>12190309 Do I get a tiny Aya out of It?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 12:39:37 2014 No.12190543 File: 20 KB, 154x453, aya not a slut, cut that out_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12190325

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 13:01:25 2014 No.12190581 No frank

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 13:51:21 2014 No.12190694 >>12190323 Supermarket eggs are all unfertilized. And I doubt fertilized eggs would survive refrigeration.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 14:10:16 2014 No.12190730 File: 91 KB, 640x896, aya egg2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12190458 I'd prefer the whole chicken.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 14:22:06 2014 No.12190760 Obligatory. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHHuaHJfeyg

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 14:23:52 2014 No.12190763 >>12190760 >Obligatory. Shut up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 14:26:05 2014 No.12190766 File: 68 KB, 500x500, 1387093379418.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12190763 No you, nerd.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 14:31:09 2014 No.12190773 File: 315 KB, 600x900, 34355706_big_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are some puns you can make with Aya's given name?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 14:43:43 2014 No.12190788 File: 164 KB, 799x799, 1267594352528.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12190773 Don't make me make puns, Ayam bad at them. ...was that even a pun?

Anonymous Thu Jun 12 21:01:30 2014 No.12191474
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>>12190773
For people capable of speaking German:
"Nach was schmecken Shameimarus Eier?" (= What do Shameimaru's eggs taste like?)
"Aya."
Builds on the idea that Aya and Eier (=eggs) are somewhat homophone.
T-tut mir Leid...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 21:51:01 2014 No.12191543 File: 2.13 MB, 1600x1200, 32114523.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you call a genderswapped Aya with a son or daughter? A Papaya!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 22:57:49 2014 No.12191691 >>12191543 Ohoho.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 23:01:55 2014 No.12191704 File: 76 KB, 600x707, aya glasses7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12191543 Genderswapped Aya is a crime.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 23:23:43 2014 No.12191757 File: 1.01 MB, 1000x675, 26711715.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12191704 I don't know, he is pretty handsome... I would take a genderswapped Aya over no Aya any day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 23:34:23 2014 No.12191775 File: 121 KB, 635x879, a7db7f8e1de4d00c7ebba5574ad5bdb8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12191757 Genderswapped Aya means there's no not-genderswapped Aya, and that's terrible.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 13 01:44:21 2014 No.12192048 File: 1.26 MB, 1168x1920, 10838250.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12191775 Genderswapped or not, there is no Aya.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 13 01:54:40 2014 No.12192060 Would you make Aya watch you while you ate her eggs one-by-one?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 13 01:58:20 2014 No.12192064 >>12192060 But Aya cooked those eggs so we could eat them together.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 13 01:58:36 2014 No.12192065 >>12192060 If they're unfertilized eggs, she probably gets off on it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 13 01:58:43 2014 No.12192066 File: 473 KB, 675x1665, 5288361 tl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12192060 I highly doubt she would mind. Unless you were robbing her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 13 02:10:44 2014 No.12192080 >>12190788 >>12191474 go away

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 13 02:39:51 2014 No.12192130 >>12192065 >>12192066 Aya is a MURDERER!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 13 02:59:39 2014 No.12192169 File: 484 KB, 655x900, 43670302.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm going to kiss those pointy ears one day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 13 03:18:00 2014 No.12192196 >>12192130 I hope you know those are unfertilized eggs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 13 03:22:05 2014 No.12192202 >>12192196 It's still murder, similar to how ejaculation kills millions.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 13 03:45:23 2014 No.12192224 >>12192202 Germline cells have the potential to create life, but they're no different from skin cells when they haven't been combined with genetic material from an opposite sex partner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 13 03:48:15 2014 No.12192226 File: 388 KB, 800x1131, 43623255.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12192202 Then I want to commit genocide inside of Aya.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 17:21:05 2014 No.12196271 File: 81 KB, 1280x720, snapshot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12192226

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 17:27:10 2014 No.12196290 Reminder that Aya is the biggest slut in Gensokyo. She has to get those stories somehow.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 03:42:02 2014 No.12197917 File: 3.49 MB, 2507x3541, 43734945.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12196290 So every newspaper or news channel with stories is run by sluts?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 03:47:39 2014 No.12197926 >>12192226 The ass here isn't define as much as I'd like it to be, it's just sort of flat. Can you fix that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 03:49:13 2014 No.12197927 File: 976 KB, 1920x1200, 1313699742759.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12192048 What a buzzkill.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 17:03:46 2014 No.12199127 File: 2.07 MB, 1162x1787, 43731876.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I didn't like her ears when I first heard about them but now I can't get enough of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 17:11:43 2014 No.12199138 how do i acquire tengu gf

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 17:16:48 2014 No.12199146 Reminder that shameimashit is the worst 2hu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 17:18:32 2014 No.12199148 >>12199138 Go to gensyoko, be the fastest, then tengu will come to you for race. Defeat, then grab her and be the fastest until she loves you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 17:29:35 2014 No.12199164 >>12199138 same way you get a normal one. It's a mystery.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 17:43:50 2014 No.12199184 File: 195 KB, 708x1000, 44122986.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 17:50:29 2014 No.12199192 >>12199184 weebs pls

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 18:39:36 2014 No.12199261 File: 118 KB, 520x520, aya grin3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12199127 Didn't like em at first, but now...I still don't like them, just neutral. They're nice, I guess, but...eh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 18:41:10 2014 No.12199267 File: 306 KB, 1426x1200, 41836697.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12199138 >>12199164 That's easy. Flunitrazepam.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 18:50:54 2014 No.12199297 >>12197917 Pretty much

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 19:03:32 2014 No.12199327 File: 859 KB, 1400x1017, 43096043.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12199261 They're cute and give her a certain charm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 21:31:59 2014 No.12199553 File: 310 KB, 800x1400, aya snow2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12199327 Yeah, I can see that, just...I dunno. Just iffy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 21:42:03 2014 No.12199563 File: 433 KB, 571x800, 9274a1103d4e9f38bf637ecf214d3f34.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Want one? They're fresh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 02:50:32 2014 No.12199969 >>12199563 Honey you've spit in your hand?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 02:56:22 2014 No.12199977 >>12199553 What is going on here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 04:37:32 2014 No.12200112 >>12199977 Aya took some picture of team 9's that didn't turn out good, but thought "oh well" and went out. When she got back the picture was nicer and that's great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 13:29:11 2014 No.12200766 File: 389 KB, 675x1665, 1382093441532.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12192066

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 19:33:29 2014 No.12201323
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>Good day. Thank you for being a faithful subscriber to my newspaper.
>Today, I have come to get a signature for renewal of your newspaper subscription.
>So, sign here please.

Well?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 19:34:04 2014 No.12201324 >>12201323 How can I turn down a face like that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 19:44:06 2014 No.12201341 File: 321 KB, 1000x1000, 802d3011c5d8dc08d4efe881a402f615.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 19:53:28 2014 No.12201353 >>12201323 I'll renew it if you let me try on that silly little tengu hat

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 20:46:35 2014 No.12201446
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>>12201353
>>12201324
>Ohoho, you signed it, huh?
>In reality, that was a marriage registration form!
>With this, you'll be spending your life with me.
>You can't run from me, you know?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 20:57:24 2014 No.12201458 >>12201446 I can still try on the hat, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 21:04:18 2014 No.12201469 >>12201446 "D-d-does this mean that I can write for the paper" "Ha no"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 21:05:33 2014 No.12201471 File: 44 KB, 300x350, aya pout.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12201458 What kind of response is that!?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 21:09:26 2014 No.12201476 File: 443 KB, 700x840, 35161215.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 21:13:26 2014 No.12201482 >>12201471 it's a really nice hat, bby

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 21:21:27 2014 No.12201490 File: 454 KB, 550x777, aya.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aya best Tengu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 21:27:32 2014 No.12201503 File: 78 KB, 450x600, 1345049951819.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12201490 Well, of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 22:10:53 2014 No.12201578 >>12201446 I have doubts a marriage obtained via such means would be valid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 22:46:50 2014 No.12201638 File: 168 KB, 800x720, 34596401.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12201446 But I can rip up the paper.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 22:55:44 2014 No.12201641 File: 15 KB, 218x230, SHIT!!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12201638 >>12201578

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 11:31:05 2014 No.12202720 File: 743 KB, 780x903, 31231494.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12201446 whips out chains time to consummate the marriage

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 14:15:54 2014 No.12202977 File: 799 KB, 752x1062, c0f1f65f3a9824805e8ce1c174a83850.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12202720 You don't need chains for that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 14:19:30 2014 No.12202991 File: 450 KB, 1024x768, 1300254987991.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] any images of Aya with well drawn wings? I need references.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 14:20:35 2014 No.12202994 File: 1.14 MB, 2000x1016, aya's wings are fucking amazing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12202991 Define well drawn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 14:22:38 2014 No.12202998 File: 44 KB, 400x400, 1318726535030.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12202994 around the quality I posted I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 14:25:16 2014 No.12203002 File: 1.01 MB, 1920x1200, 42669278.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12202998 Probably. I'll post em if I find them. Aya's wings are pretty versatile, though. Not just one way to draw them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 14:26:39 2014 No.12203006 >>12203002 Do you draw?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 14:33:48 2014 No.12203018 File: 278 KB, 850x1276, 139785575268.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12203006 Not at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 14:35:58 2014 No.12203027 >>12203018 Those are nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 14:39:35 2014 No.12203036 File: 1.17 MB, 1100x1500, 22fefe612b9d4b229725021a7d54403b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aya is really sexy with longer hair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 14:41:39 2014 No.12203039 File: 944 KB, 1200x1500, aya long hair3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12203036 Really?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 14:43:15 2014 No.12203042 File: 1.68 MB, 2600x2200, 1300337916783.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12203039 Really.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 14:49:19 2014 No.12203054 File: 3.22 MB, 1920x1200, a14c4be76251ec95a49735e9323c4e74.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Canon? More like cannon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 14:52:11 2014 No.12203062 File: 500 KB, 754x1000, aya pocky2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12203042 Man, you can't post pictures of long-haired Aya acting really sexy and say it's all because of the long hair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 14:55:04 2014 No.12203067 File: 393 KB, 1000x1000, 1e5d4538ff4190aa9a0f24573713314d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12203062 I mean even sexier than usual, of course. Even if its just slightly longer, like Double Spoiler length.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 14:59:53 2014 No.12203078 File: 214 KB, 670x820, aya sees something fun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12203067 There we go. DS hair ain't that long.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 15:01:29 2014 No.12203084 File: 888 KB, 960x1280, 2c6f395ebc290aacaf7a56f97761cd85.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lowleg panties, my one weakness!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 15:05:35 2014 No.12203087 File: 543 KB, 1920x1200, 37403886284c89fd6693b14e4e6208c8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12203084 "One weakness?" Don't lie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 15:09:33 2014 No.12203098 File: 69 KB, 480x640, 1287725666269.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12203087 okay, maybe I also have a thing for black thighhighs, and lacy underwear...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 15:11:15 2014 No.12203102 File: 389 KB, 677x800, aya grab bag.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12203098 Hang around Aya and I'm sure you'll discover all sorts of weaknesses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 17:58:16 2014 No.12203440 File: 892 KB, 1254x1452, 39365971.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12203102 Not only discover, but you'll get new weaknesses you didn't have before. She and Mystia gave me a thing for egg-lying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 18:24:44 2014 No.12203503 File: 54 KB, 525x525, aya egg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12203440 Egg laying is weird and sounds painful for the girl and I don't like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 19:15:15 2014 No.12203598 >>12203503 babby aya is the cutest

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 19:26:41 2014 No.12203621 File: 592 KB, 1300x1200, 4bd78f3ae157da1fdc117fb91779264b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] More wings! Please!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 20:01:02 2014 No.12203681 >>12203503 If we were to judge from how animals tend to act during the process then egg laying is a remarkably pain free process. I would imagine it to be something like doing a poo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 20:22:01 2014 No.12203707 File: 175 KB, 600x800, 25697205.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 20:27:53 2014 No.12203713 File: 319 KB, 600x800, 34679512_p7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 20:32:11 2014 No.12203718 File: 618 KB, 1280x1000, 36005265.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 20:43:46 2014 No.12203735 File: 452 KB, 735x1000, 39405594.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12203681 I want to see Aya doing a poo...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 20:51:26 2014 No.12203745 File: 994 KB, 849x1101, 39808507.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wings.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 20:53:40 2014 No.12203749 File: 247 KB, 848x1200, 36640441.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 00:38:16 2014 No.12204171 File: 75 KB, 700x816, aya's early years.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12203598 >Want a paper, mister!?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 01:03:21 2014 No.12204194 File: 424 KB, 1000x1412, 27263600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12204171 I want that hat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 02:29:07 2014 No.12204316 File: 592 KB, 1200x1600, aya's early years4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12204194 Don't take lil' Aya's hat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 09:52:55 2014 No.12204877 >>12204171 I'm curious to know what kind of things baby aya writes about

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