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Guten tag, meine kameraden! My name is Hans Ishii. I'm a 33 year old Japanese teutonophile (German culture fan for you foreigners). I drink beer and yodel in the Japanese Alps, and spend my days practicing the hammered dulcimer and enjoying superior German passtimes (nationalism, working, and beer consumption).

I drink with my German beer stein every day, this superior mug is capable of holding approximately one liter of the finest Bavarian stout. I earned my drinking license two years ago and I have been getting better every day.

I speak German fluently, both Frankish and Bavarian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about German history and the Wehrmacht penal code, which I follow 100%.

When I get my German visa, I am moving to Hamburg to attend a prestigious university to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a holocaust scholar for the University of Hamburg!

I own several lederhosen, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Deutschland, so I can fit in easier. I salute my führer and speak German as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Germany!

>> No.12188083

Pretty good thread

>> No.12188092

>I am moving to Hamburg
This is where you fucked up.

>> No.12188098

I want to dress Hans in a dirndl

>> No.12188100

I like your chicken yodel.

That is all.

>> No.12188104

Good luck in Germany, my friend.

>> No.12188114
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12188114

>someone posting my smash hit copy pasta
IT'S WORKING!

>> No.12188116

>>12188114

Congrats man

>> No.12188124

You could have kept the video games part and listed stuff like Forklift Truck Simulator 2014.

>> No.12188126

>Ishii was born and raised in Tokyo, Japan. At high school, he was a loner, but it was during this time that he first heard yodeling on the radio. Following his father, Ishii went to university for mechanical engineering. In his spare time he became engrossed with the zither and the hammered dulcimer, and learned to play these instruments.

This guy is exactly like us, just with Germanic folk music instead of Chinese cartoons.

>> No.12188131

>>12188124
I didn't really have a good place for it. I might make that edit in the future.

>> No.12188139

>>12188081
enjoy mudskins everywhere

>> No.12188150

>>12188081
great pasta, /f/riend

>> No.12188160

>>12188092
>>12188081
Should move to Duesseldorf, you idiot.

>> No.12188171

>>12188081

>(nationalism, working, and beer consumption)

So, what is exactly the difference with japan ? No wonder they allied during the war.

>> No.12188172

>>12188139
Does he like Döner Kebab?
Too bad. It's everywhere in Deutschland.

>> No.12188223

>>12188172
Döner Kebab a best

>> No.12188229

>>12188223

Döner brand a shit. Regular kebab and durum are better.

>> No.12188229,1 [INTERNAL] 

Japs live in Düsseldorf.
And he should of said he speaks Standard and Swabian and practice German ordnung in his everyday life.

>> No.12188229,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12188229,1

Are you a Germany otaku?

Tell me, with your German instincts, which German tank should I play in War Thunder? Gunning for Ferdinand currently.

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