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Sup /jp/,

Today I was on my computer posting on /jp/, as usual, and someone posted some promotions. It was the purple haired loli, maybe some of you saw it. I opened that picture in another tab on firefox and forgot about, went back to posting on /jp/. Not long after my roommate walks in the door. Now usually my second tab will be some random article on wikipedia, but today it was a naked loli (thanks a lot Anon). My first reaction to hearing the door open is to close my /jp/ tab. It was then that my roommate walked in and saw my screen, my screen being 27" it was hard not to see. He pretty much yelled 'WHAT THE FUCK', I powered off my monitor and ran out, and not 5 minutes later I'm back and he's nowhere to be found.

Here's my question: How bad did I just fuck up? On a scale to 1-10.

>> No.1218773

14/10

>> No.1218779

9001/10.
Your cover's blown, dude.
Ya got some explainin' to do.

>> No.1218774

I don't believe you have a roommate. Enjoy your loneliness.

>> No.1218780

You only have one choice. Wait until he returns and cut his lines.

>> No.1218783

brb FBI

>> No.1218784

GJ!

>> No.1218785

Running out was your mistake. You should have just explained.

>> No.1218789

6/10. Embarrassment and confusion for a few days, probably a very wary roommate for the next year or two, but minimal real long-term consequences.

>> No.1218792

So you're requesting that picture again since you lost it?

>> No.1218793

"But I thought you loved me!"

>> No.1218796

>>1218780
Nah, stab his dots instead just in case.

>> No.1218802

Purely in the interest of answering your question, I will require that you post said image.

>> No.1218804

To keep it simple, just rape him.

>> No.1218803

>>1218768
Repost it so we can analyze your situation better.

>> No.1218811

I would like to see said image

>> No.1218813

Atleast he won't ever call you gay.

>> No.1218817

0/10.

If you're not underage b& you can talk your way out of this easily. You've lived with this guy for how long? If you're still keeping secrets you're doing it wrong. Also, a repost would not hurt.

>> No.1218819

>>1218768
How bad did you screw up?

SUGOI SUGOI level.

>> No.1218822

>>1218768
A few things you've done wrong:
- switch tabs instead of programs (alt+tab > ctrl+tab)
- left naked loli open for more time than it takes to fap
- set up your computer with monitor visible from door
- roomed with a republican

Okay so I'm being harsh on the last one, just about any normalfag would wtf to a nude loli. But honestly, if you're Canadian or British or anywhere else where loli's v&, it's time to start military-grade formatting your drives. Otherwise, unless you can come up with a really good excuse to be looking at such an image (and fuck, I can't think of one), enjoy explaining that you're a weeaboo pedophile.

>> No.1218827

>>1218813
It might have looked like a cross dressing little boy

>> No.1218841

why would you be embarrass about naked loli? Just tell your roomate it's cartoon porn.

My mum sees my loli porn all the time, our conversation usually goes:

Mum "Isn't CP illegal? You better becareful"
Me "it's mango/animu, it's drawn, it doesn't count as CP"
Mum "Okay"

>> No.1218838

>>1218827

If that's the case, then he's fucked.

>> No.1218834

To judge how fucked you are, we'd really have to see the image.

>> No.1218844

>>1218822
Assuming your roommate would particularly care after the initial surprise/shock.

>> No.1218846

>>1218841
No.

>> No.1218849

>>1218841
8/10

>> No.1218853

Just come clean.

Tell him you enjoy touching yourself to pictures of cartoon little girls.

Some people, like my parents, take time to adjust, but ultimately they will come to terms.

It's sort of like being outed is for fags. It should be liberating.

>> No.1218854

>>1218841
Sounds like me with my mom about /d/ stuff.

>> No.1218855

>>1218780
>>1218780
>>1218780
This is the only path.

>> No.1218858

Depends on how chatty he is. It could be anywhere from a 4/10 where he is sort of weirded out and wary for a semester or two to a 9/10 where everyone in the dorm thinks you molest little girls.

>> No.1218862

>>the purple haired loli,
I don't know what this is.

>> No.1218870

Ran out? Ran out where? And why?
With tears in your eyes?

>> No.1218877

>>1218854
My mother insists that fatalpulse is better than xration, illiterate bitch.

>> No.1218881

>>1218862
A prepubescent female with hair colored that of light in the 400 nanometer range.

>> No.1218883

>insists that fatalpulse is better than xration

There's something seriously wrong with your mum

>> No.1218886

>>1218858
Just make up a plan that involves him spreading rumors to make him look stupid then go "Just as keikaku (keikaku means 'plan' in Japanese)"

>> No.1218894

>>1218886
Good idea. Get a head start so you get to start first, and by college age logic your rumor started first therefore it's truer than his which started second.

>> No.1218902

>>1218877
you were raped as a baby, she's suppressing the memories

>> No.1218905

If you're at university you'll move away after graduating, right? With a little luck nobody there will know you're a pedophile.

>> No.1218922

>>1218841
your mom is cool as hell but doesn't exist

>> No.1218927

Fine, I'll come out and say it. REPOST THE FUCKING IMAGE, FAG. You're already gonna get v&, being b& on top of that isn't gonna hurt.

Also, for those talking about their parents knowing their lolicon tendencies - why the fuck would you discuss the fact that you are a pedophile with your parents? There is no chance in hell they'll sit back and say "well as long as it's drawn pornography, he's not really a pedophile". They're sitting there thinking "fuck our son's going to be a child rapist, we have to get him help immediately".

>> No.1218929

>>1218886
Like telling everyone that he was the one looking at loli porn, you can even show the cache to induce the "truth effect". In the end he himself will believe that he is the demons.

>> No.1218932

>I powered off my monitor and ran out

This is where you fucked up the most, anon.

That situation could have easily been avoided by simply acting nonchalant about it. When he sees that you're disinterested and just browsing a 'silly website with some disturbing pictures', he'd probably not react the way he did.

But too late! You've acted suspiciously. Just ready your best lies and excuses for when you see him next. Hood luck.

>> No.1218942

>>1218927
I'm in the US, no v& for me.

Just humiliation.

>> No.1218943

>>1218927
Depends on how apathetic your parents are.

>> No.1218939

I never understood why normalfags make such a big deal over "hentai."

>> No.1218945

>>1218939
Normalfags think that sexualizing children is bad.

>> No.1218959

Put up a sign on your door that says "FREE CANDY" and people will think it was some sort of big joke.

>> No.1218964

>>1218939
Because it's something they don't do.

>> No.1218955

>>1218945
Hentai isn't just children, though.

>> No.1218966

>>1218943
They'd have to be pretty well stoned to take it lightly.

>> No.1218967

>>1218955
In the eyes of a normalfag, even Yukari is a loli.

>> No.1218973

>>1218943
And how blindly they'll try to protect you merely on the basis of sharing half their genes.

>> No.1218976
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1218976

purple haired loli?

>> No.1219004
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1219004

Here you go.

>> No.1219010

>>1219004
Good pic

>> No.1219015

>>1219004
Oh, come on. Obviously the excuse is she's wearing a flesh colored swimsuit, and you were looking at it as an example of the new school swimsuits they were going to have in Japan so that you could masturbate to the legally aged female high school students.

>> No.1219016

>>1219010
it looks like a boy

>> No.1219017

I never understood the appeal of meganekko. There, I said it.

>> No.1219019

>>1219016
No, not really.

>> No.1219028

>>1219004
Oh god. I want to save it but my brother is in the other room. I don't want to experience what OP did ;_;

>> No.1219039

>>1219028
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/613

>> No.1219043

fffffff

repost plox

>> No.1219044

>>1218793

I lol'd

>> No.1219045

someone repost it in ecchi or /b/

>> No.1219049

>>1219039
I think you meant to link to this.

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/614

>> No.1219054

>>1219049
That'd require him opening the full-sized image, which I think was the problem he had in the first place. Enjoy your saved thumbnail.

>> No.1219056

>>1219017
It's a fetishistic thing.
I'd go into more detail, but it's easier to just call you a fag.

>> No.1219059
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1219059

still waiting for my repost. quick, when there's no one here yet

>> No.1219061

>>1219049
I love that add-on.
>>1219045
>/b/
Faggot.

Also, what kind of idiot had their monitor facing a door?

>> No.1219069

>>1219059
oh god shana is hot

>> No.1219071

>>1219004
Christ, repost or at least give sauce so we can find it, you useless anon.

>> No.1219070

>>>/b/82664214

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