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Why is she so perfect?

>> No.12186409

Because she likes you, and does her best every day to appeal to you!

>> No.12186414

>>12186406
She's not

>> No.12186449

>>12186409
You forgot the "¬" in front

>> No.12186471

>>12186449
Rude.

>> No.12186526

>>12186471
No, truthful, gensokyo is for the most part made by two-faced, violent, deceitful, backstabbing, self-absorbed, hand-rubbing, homi- and omni-cidal characters.

You don't make "friends", you make acquitances and you always keep a knife behind your back so that when the time comes you can stab first.

>> No.12186544
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MoF Nitori~n was a cutie.

WaHH/HM Nitori is a miserable cunt.

>> No.12186569

I never liked Luigi to begin with, it's just a bad version of Mario (Reimu). But i like the fact she's an engineer and a rapist (kappa are known for raping little kids).

>> No.12186575

>>12186569
Then why wasn't I raped as kid by a kappa? Your logic is flawed...

>> No.12186586
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I wonder why...

>> No.12186603

>>12186575
maybe your were too fat or ugly or didn't explore the woods and ponds on your own

>> No.12186632

>>12186544
Oi vey! This is a kappacide!

>> No.12187249

>>12186586
>>12186632
Nice.
Epic.
I like it.

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She's so cute.

>> No.12190162

>>12190024
unless you are broke. then she dumps you

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>> No.12190241

Please do not sexualize Nitori.

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>>12190241
No.

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>>12190241

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Slutty kappa

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>>12190165
I would destroy her anus.

>> No.12190510

>>12190472
Does this artist make any doujinshis?

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>>12190481
Too bad she's gonna destroy yours first.

>> No.12193204

>>12193192
Solution, jail underwear.

Cotton in front, titanium plate behind

>> No.12193207

>>12193192
>>12193204

>not wanting anus ravaged by nitori
>truly repressed males ITT

>> No.12193268

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Hopeless_Masquerade/Story/Nitori%27s_Scenario
Byakuren: I wanted to talk to you about the stall you've set up. You see, we've been getting complaints that one of the stall-keepers is swindling customers...
Nitori: If they let themselves get scammed by some stall that's their own fault.
Byakuren: All the same, we certainly can't overlook this.
Nitori: Would you get out of my hair? I pay my business fee and everything, so quit complaining already.

Nitori: Fish sell well at festivals. If I can get a monopoly on the humans' fishing rights, it'll be easy money!

Nitori: Hey~! Miss Reimu! What do you say to setting my stand up at your shrine and making some money~?
Reimu: No.
Nitori: Eh? Why not~?
Reimu: We're in the middle of a battle for popularity. Joining up with a youkai racketeer like you would be suicide.
Nitori: That's some worthless popularity, if you can lose it just like that. If that's the best your religion can do, you should probably just give up.
Reimu: Human hearts change easily. Well, maybe you wouldn't understand that.
Nitori: If they're that hard to hold onto, then I suppose you won't mind losing them! Popularity like that, honestly!

Miko (Mamizou): I'm the strongest religious leader around! Don't think you could conquer this festival without taking me down.
Nitori: I dunno about that. Who cares about being the strongest leader? You stink. You stink like some beast worse than a tanuki!

Stage 7 - Wellspring of Joy, Anger, Pathos and Humor
Nitori: What is this? I can take as many shirikodama as I like.
http://touhouendings.wikkii.com/wiki/Th13.5#Ending_7_.28Nitori.29
Having lost to the strength of the kappa, Reimu reluctantly allowed her to open up her stall at the shrine, although it didn't lower the shrine's reputation as much as she expected.
Nitori: How are today's sales?
Sunny Milk: Ah, not so bad.
Nitori: If you don't try harder, you won't get your cut you know.
Fairy: Eek!

>> No.12193269

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Symposium_of_Post-mysticism/Nitori_Kawashiro
Perhaps because of her timidness, she tends to run away when approached by humans or youkai if she is alone. She acts bright and cheerful while in her circle of friends, but when she alone is unable to flee, she adopts a haughty attitude. Deep in her heart she believes she is superior to humans and other youkai, and it is obvious that she is doing her best to keep the idea, standing against the fact.
(...)
If you get too close, she'll pull you into the river and remove your shirikodama. Humans that have their shirikodama removed die. That is a ferocious, brutal part of her so you should be careful. The tsuuhai tool is another reason why you should not bother her. It is the reason why she is able to grab the legs of people even if they are walking some distance away from the river. It can extend further than you think, so be careful when near the river. Although, since she loves cucumbers she'll usually let you go if you give her one.

>> No.12193286

>>12193268
>>12193269
tldr Nitori is a insufferable cunt

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>> No.12193457

>>12186406
She looks like a fucking nerd.

>> No.12193476

>>12193269
I'd give her some cucumber, If you know what I mean.

>> No.12193491

>>12193476
Please explain.

>> No.12193721

>>12193491
It was a metaphor for my penis.
I meant to say that I would copulate with her. Repeatedly.

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12193755

None better!

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>>12193755
This reminds me of times in army
>be 75 kg
>back bag weights around 90 kg
>50 km of marching

She seems even smaller compared to bag tho

>> No.12193825
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Never lose
Never clean
Never let anybody escape
Never resist
Never build
Never let anybody live

>> No.12193829

>>12193721
I'm not picking up your meaning.

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>>12193825
Why does your picture look like such shit?

>> No.12203423

>>12193815
You mean, your complete gear weights 90 kg. I doubt there is a backpack tough and big enough for 90kg of equipment and electrical gizmos.

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