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12184193 No.12184193[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>Your application to adopt this child has been reviewed and denied.
>Reason: different race

>> No.12184195

>>12184193
But turks are asians!

>> No.12184204

Frankly, she doesn't seem like a happy loli to take care of.

>> No.12184209

You can't spell caucasian without asian.
checkmate racists

>> No.12184210

Wow that's racist

>> No.12184212

>>12184204
Because she's abandoned with no home.

>> No.12184214

>>12184210
You can't be racist against jpers. They have neet privilege.

>> No.12184220
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>>12184204
does this one please you ?

>> No.12184230

>>12184193
They can deny you on such premises?

That's laughable at best, I thought their interests laid in securing these children a home.
God damn gooks.

>> No.12184237
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12184237

doushio no white papa

>> No.12184249

In reality...
>Reason: will be raped constantly

>> No.12184251

>>12184249
How could you rape such a perfect angelic little girl?

>> No.12184265

>>12184251
With a dick, dumbass.

>> No.12184268

>>12184220
>>12184237
Looks exactly like me. Weird.

>> No.12184272

Everyone knows single males can't adopt children, much less little girls.

>> No.12184274

>>12184272
Yes, but let's just not start this one on /jp/.

>>12184237
>white papa
Wrong call, look again.

>> No.12184275

>>12184272
I can always go trans.

>> No.12184277

>>12184268
Post pics

>> No.12184278

>>12184272
>single males can't adopt

Please tell me you're making this up please

>> No.12184280

>>12184274
>wrong call, look again
What? I'm white and want to adopt her

>> No.12184281

>>12184275
You won't be considered a 'safe' parent due to your deviancy, and won't get a loli or a shota either.

>> No.12184282

>>12184281
the adoption agency needs to check their privilege

>> No.12184284

>>12184282
You can't cis shame children into sucking your dick/vagina, shemale.

>> No.12184291

>>12184272
That's discrimination at its finest.

>> No.12184295

>>12184291
Welcome to the world.

>> No.12184300

>>12184272
dont tell me that is true.
thats what I was planning to do in the future.
Fuck women. fuck bearing even more children to this cruel world. Id much rather help one in need.

>> No.12184301
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>>12184278

>> No.12184303

>>12184295
Aren't we supposed to have a male dominated super secret regime or some shit?
If so, why aren't I allowed to adopt the lolis.

>> No.12184305

>>12184300
You're fucked.

>> No.12184316

>>12184305
I hope this only applies to the US and not where I live... gotta get some info

>> No.12184317

>>12184272
It seems established agencies don't even make an exception even if you are well-heeled. Remember a similar thread either that was here or on /a/ about some ronery yuppie who wanted to adopt. Something about having a stable, intact family and time to spend with the kid.

>> No.12184319

>>12184316
It applies in all major and developed countries, and actually that's the joke.

To be eligible for adoption as a male, you have to be succesful and be able to provide a good lifestyle to the loli.
BUT
A successful man is supposed to be able to grab at least a woman then if you don't have one, aka single male, they'll assume that you probably have personality disorders and it'd be a bad idea to give you a loli.

So yes, without a woman around, you're not getting your loli. This is the world, deal with it.

>> No.12184330

>>12184319
thats so stupid.
I am perfectly sane male and I earn and live well. I dont have a woman because I cannot get one but because I dont want to put up with their shit anymore and I rather do something else in my freetime than argue or look after a woman.

A child however is atleast worth its investment.

>> No.12184333

>Can Single Parents Adopt?

>Yes! The IAC has always welcomed single people as potential adoptive parents, as the agency does not discriminate based on marital/partner status, or for any other reason. As an open adoption agency, IAC believes that birthparents have the right to choose the family that they prefer, including single parent homes.

>You can read a firsthand account of single parent adoption in our Spring 2009 issue of Open Adoption Magazine.

>> No.12184336

>>12184193

thats like the total opposite of the new ashida mana drama

>> No.12184344

>>12184330
Yeah? Well, too bad.
Since you're a man, you'll always be guilty of something until proven otherwise.

>> No.12184352

>>12184333
Huh.
Can I place specific demands on my adopted children? Ethnicity, colour, virgin etc?

>> No.12184356

Let's be honest here.

The only reason why any of you would want to adopt a loli is to use her as an onahole.

>> No.12184357
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>>12184352
I have a bad feeling over what you are trying to do.

>> No.12184358

nobody in /jp/ should ever be allowed to raise a child and any adoption worker who would allow that to happen should probably be fired immediatel

>> No.12184359

So no one wants to talk about how cute this girl is?

>> No.12184360

>>12184333
They say that, but...

Also, the fellow in that article was a single woman.
http://www.adoptionhelp.org/pdf/newsletter/apr_may_jun_09.pdf#page=8

>> No.12184362

>>12184358
Agreed.

>> No.12184364

>>12184352
>Yes. IAC allows families to choose the race of the child they will parent. If you are open to a child of a different race or ethnic group than your own, we will require you to participate in a trans-racial adoption training course to assist in educating you about what being a trans-racial family might entail and on embracing the unique cultural connections each child has.

>> No.12184368

>>12184364
A course in checking your privilege?

>> No.12184370

>>12184364
>trans-racial adoption training course
Literally all of my sides.

>> No.12184373
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>>12184368
>Daddy, how come you're dumb white scum while I am an intellectually gifted young asian lady?
>I don't know Sarah-Rebecca Bob, I didn't take the trans-racial adoption training course.

>> No.12184374

>>12184358
I'm sure we would make great parents.

I'm also sure the kids would take kindly to our raymoos as well.

>> No.12184377

>>12184359
no one wants fbi-san breathing at their necks

>> No.12184381

>>12184364
> If you are open to a child of a different race or ethnic group than your own
>race or ethnic group
>we will require you to participate in a trans-racial adoption training course
>trans-racial
Why is there no trans-ethnic training course?

Literally triggering as hell.

>> No.12184384

90% of /jp/sies would fuck the adopted daughter if she were cute.

If you're in the remaining 10%, we ruined it for you. Sorry, guys.

>> No.12184388

Is it illegal to marry your adopted child once they grow up?

>> No.12184389

>>12184381
Because that would probably be indoctrination, and then you would feel bad because feminators would call on a blood hunt for your head.

rip.

>> No.12184391

>>12184384
what if you adopt a cute boy instead

>> No.12184392
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12184392

>>12184388
Goddamit /jp/.

>> No.12184394

>>12184391
they would be raised as daughters and suffer the same fate

its an inescapable curse

>> No.12184399
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12184399

How often do you find cute white or white asian girl orphan anyway? I imagine most of them would be some unwanted, ugly, brown race.

>> No.12184399,1 [INTERNAL] 

I want to fuck a child, any tips?

>> No.12184401

>>12184388
I'm sure you can, though it lacks morals.

Godspeed Anon.

>> No.12184403

>>12184237
I can be your black papa

>> No.12184404

>>12184399
The cute white or white asians get picked up by successful couples and single women.

>> No.12184405

>>12184399
Really often because the brown races just accept it and let 7 kids follow them around while the upper middle-class white or white asian families won't allow their prodigal daughter to do anything but put it up for adoption, sweep it all under the carpet and go to college.

>> No.12184406

>>12184403
Would applaud you getting tased for trying to get near her.

>> No.12184406,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12184403
Uh.. you're joking right? You know non-whites aren't allowed on /jp/..

>> No.12184410

Funny how guys like Woody Allen can pull the shit they do and no one thinks twice about it.

>> No.12184411

>>12184405
That's stupid. And I don't think prodigal means what you think it does.

>> No.12184416
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12184416

Feel when have been replying to this thread on /ghost/ because I didn't know it was a live thread..

>> No.12184417

>>12184411
Prodigal literally comes from the Latin word meaning wasteful.

>> No.12184418
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12184418

I want to fuck Rin, any tips?

>> No.12184419

>>12184411
Oh... maybe she waste her virginity and good upbringing? Anyway I stand by my statement. Can you pretend I said "wayward" instead? Thank you.

>> No.12184421

>>12184416
You're retarded.

>> No.12184422

>>12184418
find a wife

>> No.12184424
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12184424

>>12184421

>> No.12184427

>>12184411
muh fatted calf

>> No.12184429
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>Your application to adopt this child has been reviewed and denied.
>Reason: Single

>Your application to adopt this child has been reviewed and denied.
>Reason: Risky hobbies

>> No.12184430

>>12184419
Prodigal does not mean a son who goes wayward then comes back. It means that the son in the parable was a wasted child. Basically trash that the family was glad to be rid of. The father threw a celebration when the trash son came back because the son had improved himself. He was no longer prodigal.

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>>12184418

>> No.12184431,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12184392
Crossie

>> No.12184433

>>12184422
I don't want a wife, I do want a daughter though.

>> No.12184436
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12184436

Let's be honest, most of /jp/ would fuck their adopted daughter, thus reinforcing the need to have such a policy on single males.

>> No.12184437

>>12184388
It's legal but you have to disown each other first so it isn't legal incest.

>> No.12184438

>>12184193
Knowing /jp/ I'm surprised it wasn't multiple other reasons

>> No.12184439

I do not mind if I wont be able to adopt a daughter, that wont stop me from volunteering at orphanages trying to make them happy.
Even if it's just a little bit.

>> No.12184440

Reminder that 99% of children in adoption agencies have severe autism or retardation. Any child with a description along the lines of "has a big heart" is one of these children.
Reminder that it doesn't make you a bad person if you don't want to raise one of these kids.

>> No.12184441

>>12184439
> Your application to volunteer has been reviewed and denied
> Reason : Male

>> No.12184442

>>12184441
>Your application to volunteer has been reviewed and denied
>Reason: Small living space

>> No.12184447
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12184447

>Your application to adopt this child has been reviewed and approved.
>Reason: You both love little girl cartoons

>> No.12184448

How can /jp/ take care of a child when he can't take care of himself?

>> No.12184449

>>12184447
> Things that will never happen

>> No.12184450

>>12184448
>he

your privilege is showing, cissie

>> No.12184451
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12184451

Wanna know the most fucked up thing? Imagine that you travel to some other country. If you were to find a cute loli on the street, abandoned, and you wanted to save her from a lonely life of poverty, you couldn't just take her in. You legally still have to go through the adoption process, and it would take months or years and the girl would be left in the adoption place while you waited. And, after all that, you still probably wouldn't be accepted. Even if you found the loli in your own country you would need a miracle to be accepted as her legal father. And if you just take them in and you're found out then you can get arrested for kidnapping the child that was on the streets.

>> No.12184453

>>12184449
Uhm.. who are you quoting?

>> No.12184454

>>12184451
Could you have just taken them in off the streets and raised them to be fine members of society in the 1900s?

>> No.12184455

>>12184451
Not to mention someone else could walk in and adopt them, effectively stealing them from you.

>> No.12184459

>your application to withdraw sperm has been reviewed and denied
>reason: on SSDI

>> No.12184460

>>12184453
The caption that should have been above that post.

>> No.12184461

>>12184451
Why don't they just make being a parent an occupation?

>> No.12184462

I can barely take care of myself.
I couldn't be a good father for a loli. ;_;

So I'll just admire them from afar.

>> No.12184463

>>12184451
If you're in that shit of a country just pass around a few thousand dollars and your application will speed through like greased lightning.

>> No.12184464
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12184464

>Your application to adopt this child has been reviewed and denied.
>Reason: Stop occupying my country, bully

>> No.12184465

>>12184462
Admire from afar...
or rape from up close?
The choice is yours and yours alone.

>> No.12184466

>>12184463
This is the case in the US too. You will never have a child.

>> No.12184468

>>12184465
Rape is not cute, dude.

>> No.12184470

>>12184468
It's only technically rape in the eyes of the law.. what if she wants to do it??

>> No.12184476
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12184476

Don't worry /jp/, maybe one day cute robot lolis will be a reality and you can experience bliss.

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12184481

Be sure to adopt a white loli, /jp/. The white race isn't going to save itself.

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>>12184481

>> No.12184486

>>12184481
if my race is worth saving then it should save itself

>> No.12184488
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>> No.12184493

>Rejected
>Reason: Room notably smells like semen

>> No.12184493,1 [INTERNAL] 

Janny is a heartless monster.

>> No.12184493,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12184493,1
janny supports molestation by blood relatives only

>> No.12184493,3 [INTERNAL] 

I am literally dying of boredom now that this thread is gone.

How many has Janny killed?

>> No.12184493,4 [INTERNAL] 

Don't you need a wife to adopt?
Why are you married to a non-mongoloid woman?

>> No.12184493,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>12184464
oooohh this one's cute, me likey.

Wait, is that a nose piercing? I thought these Middle Eastern girls were wholesome.

>> No.12184493,6 [INTERNAL] 

Why do you guys want to fuck children so badly?

It's NOT ok.

>> No.12184493,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>12184493,6
Proof?

>> No.12184493,8 [INTERNAL] 

Why is this board not deleted yet?

>> No.12184493,9 [INTERNAL] 

witbnd(y)?

>> No.12184493,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>12184268
Please be my loli gf.

>> No.12184493,11 [INTERNAL] 

Oh fuck, you guys! Oh fuck!
http://krautchan.net/download/1402359988001.webm/lollipop%20suck.mp4.webmhd%20%281%29.webm

>> No.12184493,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>12184493,11
oh dang

>> No.12184493,13 [INTERNAL] 

where could i find a qt like in the op pic

>> No.12184493,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>12184493,13
Changsha

>> No.12184493,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>12184493,14
huh wheres that

>> No.12184493,16 [INTERNAL] 

This girl looks Kazakh, or some other eurasian mix, not Japanese.

>> No.12184493,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>12184493,16
she's chinese

>> No.12184493,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>12184493,17
What ethnic group?
She doesn't look Han.

>> No.12184493,19 [INTERNAL] 

being non-white is suffering

>> No.12184493,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>12184493,18
chinese

>> No.12184493,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>12184493,20
That's not what I asked.

>> No.12184493,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>12184493,17
shes cute

>> No.12184493,23 [INTERNAL] 

Trash genes coalesce in orphanages. There's a negative correlation between adoptee and adopter IQs.

why the HECK would you EVER

>> No.12184493,24 [INTERNAL] 

>>12184493,23
>negative correlation between adoptee and adopter IQs

lolwat

>> No.12184493,25 [INTERNAL] 

Guys, there may be hope.

http://www.sdcounty.ca.gov/hhsa/programs/cs/adoptions_program/index.html

Did You Know?

Both single and married people can adopt.
You do not have to own a home or make a lot of money.
There are many types of financial assistance available to help families adopt or to cover the special costs associated with meeting the needs of some children.
You can adopt a child of any race.
Your home does not need to be perfect, just safe.
There are free classes available to help prepare you to become an adoptive parent.


Doesn't this mean that it's alright for a single male to adopt a cute loli of any race? They even say that you don't need to own a home, so I can adopt a kid while I'm living with my mom right?

>> No.12184493,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>12184493,25
They mean renting an apartment is fine, you autistic shitlord pedo.

>> No.12184493,27 [INTERNAL] 

>>12184493,25
That doesn't even make any sense why would they give out kids if they would still support them after adoption?

>> No.12184493,28 [INTERNAL] 

I just got a gym membership.. I'm going to get healthy and learn to take care of myself so I can get a loli gf.

Wish me luck.

>> No.12184493,29 [INTERNAL] 

>>12184493,28
Are you aware?

>> No.12184493,30 [INTERNAL] 

>>12184493,29
Yes, but I haven't gone to the misc in years

>> No.12184493,31 [INTERNAL] 

>>12184493,28
You blithering, asinine, utter moron. You disgust me with that attitude. You're a complete fool if you think working out at the gym will attract lolis. If you had even the slightest bit of knowlede about lolis you would be well aware that they prefer slim, slightly weak men such such as myself. They take a sort of perverted pleasure in knowing that they're able to restrain me with brute force alone, which they will often try to do for the sheer sport of it, and I can admire that in a girl. They also seem especially interested in my bony arms and sharp knees and will often rub those parts of my body. I don't mind in the slightest. Let them do as they please. If such a time comes that I'm unable to escape I'm sure that a hidden power will awaken from deep inside and allow me to easily overpower little girls. If they become frightened at my newfound strength so be it. I do not care.

This is a word of caution for you. Do not forget that I have warned you. Cram as much of this post into your miniscule mind post as you possibly can, you damned buffoon, or don't. I do not care either way. You will always be so far below me that I should not care. It's only because we're the last of a dying breed that I'm even putting forth the smallest amount of effort to help you realize your pathetic dreams.

Leave my sight at once before I hurl.

>> No.12184493,32 [INTERNAL] 

>>12184493,31
*tips*

>> No.12184493,33 [INTERNAL] 

squishy slimy loli slits

>> No.12184493,34 [INTERNAL] 

>>12184493,33
What do you think of them?

>> No.12184493,35 [INTERNAL] 

>>12184493,34
don't ask questions you don't want answers to

>> No.12184493,36 [INTERNAL] 

>>12184493,35
I want the answer

What would you do to a squishy slimy loli slit, given the chance?

>> No.12184493,37 [INTERNAL] 

wash it with soap

>> No.12184493,38 [INTERNAL] 

>>12184493,36
use my dick and fingers and tongue to do lewd things with it

>> No.12184493,39 [INTERNAL] 

>wake up
>see this http://slide.ent.sina.com.cn/star/w/slide_4_704_71631.html#p=62

wat do

>> No.12184493,40 [INTERNAL] 

>>12184430
>the son had improved himself
Um, no he didn't. All he did was come back. That was the point of the story. You can be a total piece of shit but if you "go back" to God, He'll(!) accept you.

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