/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Gomenasai, my name is Mooney-Chan.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art on Tea Ceremonies, Shrine Rituals and Origami (Paper Crane, Fan, Umbrella)

I train with my traditional miko tools everyday, to commit my life on one sole purpose to deal with the spirits of the old ancestors, and is vastly superior to any other rituals and traditions on earth. I earned my Shrine Maiden license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their mikoism code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a priestess for Meiji Jingu Shrine (Tokyo) or to be the owner of an Onsen!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12169009
Can you teach me the Kanji dialect, moony-dono?

[Anonymous No.]

Pigma is fat-faced!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12169012
P-please be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like this is a troll thread, but I'll indulge you any way:

There's no license for Mikos. They literally hire anyone for that shit. Well, not any one. You probably need to be a young kurogami Nipponese shoujo.

If someone actually made you believe you needed a license, they probably just schemed you for your $. Kind of like how they hand out karate black belts like candy to baka gaijin kids as long as they pay the $.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12169009
>I'm sorry my name is mooney-chan?

>Osaka dialect
>I speak english with a Bristol dialect myself

You're a fucking moron

Also, if you knew anything about Shinto. you'd know it's insanely racist against white people joining

[Anonymous No.]

>>12169027

Look at this retard, holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

How are people not aware of Ken-sama and his brave sacrifice during the 2011 Touhou Tsunami?

Never forget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12169020
>>12169027
Sasuga, neo-/jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12169020
>I feel like this is a troll thread

Please be only pretending

[Anonymous No.]

>>12169053

No, this is the reality of post-kancolle post-kigurumi /jp/. These are the kinds of people those threads bring in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12169060
So much time has passed, I can't believe that people who know all these copypastas are a minority now.

You even see modified versions of 4chan posts/copypastas being spammed on Twitch and people think they are the greatest thing ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>12169009
japanese people as a culture dont talk to others, its a hivemind culture, everyone is one cog in a machine, leave them to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12169020
>I feel like this a troll thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12169065

Funny thing: I'm pretty sure I started that. I introduced the ’ｗｈｅｎ　ｅａｒｔｈｑｕａｋｅ，　ｍｙ　ａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙ　ｈａｎｄ　ｇｏ　ｔｏ　ｔｈｅ　ｄｉｃｋ．　ｉ　ｓｔｒｏｋｅ　ｔｈｅ　ｄｉｃｋ　ａｎｄ　ｆｅｅｌ　ｉ　ｈａｖｅ　ｓｅｘ　ｗｉｔｈ　ｔｈｅ　ｅａｒｔｈ．　ａｌｌ　ｂｅｃｏｍｅｓ　ｃａｌｍ．’ pasta from /int/ and it got spammed on pretty much every channel with modifications.

I'm also responsible for some other fullwidth twitch pastas, like ’ｗａｋｉｎｇ　ｓｕｄｄｅｎｌｙ．　ｉ　ｆｅｅｌ　ｃｕｍ　ｉｎ　ｍｙ　ｄｉａｐｅｒ．　ｉ　ｗｈｉｓｐｅｒ　ｓｏｌｅｍｎｌｙ　ｉｎｔｏ　ｔｈｅ　ｄａｒｋ．　’＜ｎａｍｅ＞’．’

I guess you could say I'm an epic memester...

Heh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12169074
What a twist.
I never thought someone from /jp/ would do something like that.

Oh well.
It's not like it matters.
I hope you are proud in some weird way

[Anonymous No.]

>>12169084

I dunno about 'proud' but it's oddly satisfying to toss senseless things into the Twitch cess pool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12169065
Truly the end times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12169087
See it from this side:
You brought many people you will never meet a lot of joy and laughter with these little passages of text.

On the other hand I'm pretty sure that you also made a lot of people pretty mad, but hey it's not your fault when people spam these

[Anonymous No.]

>>12169090

Only a slut derives happiness from the happiness of others.

You're not a slut, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12169093
>Only a slut derives happiness from the happiness of others.
If that's the case I'll gladly be a slut.
The good slut of joy and happiness

[Anonymous No.]

I just flew in from warosu and boy is my airplane tired

[Anonymous No.]

>>12169095

Fatass.

[Anonymous No.]

RIP Ken-sama ;_;7

[Anonymous No.]

>>12169071
Nice image macro /v/ro!

[Anonymous No.]

this thread is proof of all the post neo pseudo-/jp/ crossboarders that post here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12169187
us oldfags, right? *truotaku brofist*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12169188
i'm not your bro fagass don't touch me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12169187
>>12169187

Did they show her naked in the BD? Also is that an OAV?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12169192

I mean here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12169187
Proof of what?

[Anonymous No.]

It's a bit rude that all of you are ignoring our guest Mooney-Chan.

good luck in japan Mooney-Chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12169142
I was pointing out that when a normie first encounters the word "troll' they forget that jokes exist long before this macro came into being

[Anonymous No.]

>>12169198
Who cares? This is what your dick really wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12169272
It's used non-stop now for anything from a slight bit of levity to practical jokes. Everyone is so fucking afraid of being a loser that modern online social interaction is a giant game of Spy Vs. Spy.

I remember I'd just have fun and sometimes you took the lumps and sometimes you gave them, sometimes you felt good sometimes you felt bad, but in the end you were just farting around. Now everyone is vying to be crowned most winningnest internet arguer.

It's disheartening but I think it's pretty fixable, as long as a few of us fight off the bitterness and hatred deep in our hearts and maintain some sense of play in our posting, we can probably clean this shithole up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12169287

I really didn't like that girl's personality.

Also, the creaturegirl was much more cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12169297
/jp/ is the only place where I can still take it easy, depsite it's decline in quality.
At least nazi janny is gone so it feels a lot better now