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12162350 No.12162350 [Reply] [Original]

I can *NOT* take it easy without my allotment of ONE (1) NEET thread! Blog! Chat! Give advice! Have fun! Get in here bros!!!

PS... no jannies allowed..!

>> No.12162356

Lawn mower is broken so the grass around my house is 4 feet tall.

;~;

>> No.12162358

This is not Otaku Culture

>> No.12162361

>>12162356

Last time I used a lawn mower I ran it over the cord by an accident then all the electricity in the house went out

Mom doesn't let me mow the lawn anymore. That's fine.

>> No.12162364
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>>12162361
you ran it over a power line?

arent those up in the air? how'd you get a lawn mower way up there?

>> No.12162371

>>12162364
classic NEET thread

reminds me of the good ol' days...

good ol' days....

>> No.12162377

>>12162364

No dorkbutt I ran over the power cord wire cable thing for the lawn mower with the lawn mower itself. Because it was plugged into an extension which was plugged into a socket in my house, it tripped the circuits in the house and all the electricity went out.

It was a really scary event and I'm now getting stressed over having to think about and explain it again so please just pretend I didn't post anything.

>> No.12162389

>>12162377
A electric lawn mower that uses a cord?!

how could that have even been sold, the possibility of running over the cord is much too high, i dont understand. I didnt even know they made those.

>> No.12162394

>>12162389
They sell them at home depot. They are a lot cheaper. They also have cable management things on them so that doesn't happen. You have to be pretty degenerate and sexually deprived to mess up that badly

>> No.12162406

>>12162394
our lawn mower we had just bought, only used it twice before it stopped working. How terrible.

>> No.12162417

>>12162389

Are you serious? I am now EVEN MORE stressed over lawn mowers not working the way I thought they did. And the whole event could have been avoided with this knowledge. Instead, I got into trouble because apparently it's "stupid" to make a really simple mistake, and I had to pay for a new lawn mower with my OWN money, even though I don't care at all about the lawn! Let the whole thing go to hell and turn into a jungle, who cares. This is information overload.

>> No.12162423
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I dislike Sunday's.

>> No.12162424
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japanese bird is..

a NEET!?

>> No.12162431

>>12162423
It's not like you have to work on monday morning...

>> No.12162432

>>12162424
What a messy room.
Everyone post your desktops so I can see how messy you people are

>> No.12162437

Kill me kill me kill me killmekillmekillme

>> No.12162438

>>12162432
if my phone wasnt broken id take a pic of my piss bottles

>> No.12162439
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>>12162423

And he can see no reason
cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?

TELL ME WHY
WATASHI WA MONDAYS SUKI JA NAIIIII

>> No.12162442
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>>12162431
Yeah well I'm still allowed to dislike this day of the week despite being unemployed.

>> No.12162443
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>>12162432

>> No.12162452

>>12162443
nice facebook

>> No.12162453

>>12162443
Is that jew website I spy in your tabs?

>> No.12162454

>>12162443

>those tabs

Are you the fabled king of normies

>> No.12162457

>>12162454
sure

I hate posting my desktop, because you all treat them like crime scene evidence, but I can't resist, because it's the one impulsive moment that I show you all how normie I am

>> No.12162458

>>12162443
>browsing trevchan
rolfl

>> No.12162461

>>12162457
So you are a an attentionwhore, allright.
Typical normie

>> No.12162464
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>>12162358

>> No.12162465

>>12162461
I have more otaku in my little finger than you have in your whole body

>> No.12162472

>>12162464
ゆっくりしってね！！！

>> No.12162477
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>>12162432
My wallpaper is a Momiji.

>> No.12162478

>>12162464
Those rules seem really fair. I can't find anything disagreeable about them

>> No.12162482

>>12162477
>skype
do you talk to your bf on that you fuggin normie?

>> No.12162483
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>>12162432
Having it messy is a part of being neet.

>> No.12162486

>>12162483
>purposefully mess up your room so it looks NEET

>> No.12162492
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>>12162432
This is my VN tabletpc

>> No.12162504

I have one of the default wallpapers in Windows 8.1 . It's flowers. Every 30 minutes the screen changes to a different flower. I keep both screens on even when I don't need to because I like to see the pretty flower

>> No.12162509

>>12162454
>>12162458
hu qot

>> No.12162511
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>>12162492
>papperskorg

>> No.12162512

>>12162465

No you're just another textbook example of a "haha im normal IRL but really im so otaku :PP dont tell my gf tho XD*" otacool faggot who really needs to leave but you won't so whatever

*can also be replaced with: "but my gf is even worse than me....... o_o"

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>>12162483
That's a lot of sunlight!

>> No.12162520

>>12162512
oh god ive heard so many normies say
>my gf is worse than me ....o_o

why is that so common

>> No.12162531

>>12162486
It always looks like this.
>>12162518
My camera just makes it look brighter than it is.

>> No.12162537

>feelio when no neet room because my mom cleans it every week
:(

>> No.12162538

>>12162512
You don't know anything about me. Mind your business.

>> No.12162544

>>12162520

They're trying to show off the fact they have "le epic otaku gf"

It's incredibly obvious but they probably think they're being clever and subtle about it because lol normies

>> No.12162553

>>12162538
You're a fag that uses Facebook. That's one thing.

>> No.12162560

>Give advice
get a job, nerds

learn to take some responsibility in life

>> No.12162561

>>12162553
I have 35 friends and 21 of them are my family. The other 14 are either high school friends or random people I've met on the internet.

I guarantee the vast majority of /jp/ posters use facebook in some capacity, whether to get news, troll, or whatever. Stop being a virgin loser. so gross.

>> No.12162568

>>12162561
>I guarantee the vast majority of /jp/ posters
I chuckled.

>> No.12162569

>>12162561
>I guarantee the vast majority of /jp/ posters use facebook in some capacity

I seriously hope that's not the case, and if you seriously actively use facebook you need to get out

>> No.12162580

>>12162350
JANNIES AWAY

IS THIS THE ?JP? HOUSE PARTY!??!

>> No.12162587

I went to a theme park
Water still cold

>> No.12162591

>>12162561
>I guarantee the vast majority of /jp/ posters use facebook in some capacity

Please stop normjecting

>> No.12162596
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>>12162417

It's alright I am here for you

no more stress

>> No.12162600

>>12162596
That file name is making me nervous

>> No.12162602

I've been having really weird dreams the past week where I always wake up early hot and sweating.

The best one so far is getting tied up to a giant flaming wheel and being whipped endlessly by tough looking dudes.

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>>12162561
>I guarantee the vast majority of /jp/ posters use facebook in some capacity
Just fucking leave already.

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>>12162600

Sorry

>> No.12162611

I'm sorry /jp/ but I'm a crossboarder since I went away when a game was released.

The posting style there bothered the HELL out of me though and the amount of EOPs there made me feel lonely.

>> No.12162613

You know, now I can understand why Janny deletes those NEET threads. They are just full or normies pretending to be so NEET that they should own the place, and it slowly turns into a /soc/ thread with people showing off their lives.

I'll bet that in a few posts we will have the common "any NEET wants to play a MMO with me or hangout in Skype? ^__^"

>> No.12162615

I've been having weird dreams where inanimate object take 2D girl forms and start doing lewd things in relaxed situations. They seem to be increasingly erratic and unfocused, like I'm just subconsciously going through impossible scenarios in my head trying to find one that arouses me enough to fall in love with the object.

Last night my dream was my boots were turning into twins, back and forth, back and forth, rubbing all over a yellow girl. I don't remember anything about her besides that she was yellow themed. The situation was a roman palace with cozy blue cushions and blue drapes

>> No.12162618
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Where are we going to stay once /jp/ is gone?

>> No.12162621

>>12162618
You mean this is your home board? how embarrassing

>> No.12162625

Any of you NEETs want to play a game with me?
or give me your skype?

>> No.12162630

>>12162625
sure ^_^

>> No.12162631

>>12162610
I could never imagine her getting married. She's too wild. Women like that are good bartenders and middle of the week fuckbuddies, but nothing more.

I like her, that's just my analysis

>> No.12162632

What criteria must I meet to be the perfect /jp/sie?

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>>12162432

on a scale of 1 to normie how normie am I?

>> No.12162635

>>12162633
/a/utist/10
>>>/a/

>> No.12162640

>>12162633
objectively, I'd give you a solid 5/10

>> No.12162642

>>12162635
So is that like a 6 on the scale I provided?

>> No.12162646

>>12162618
-in our rooms
-in the ground

>> No.12162646,1 [INTERNAL] 

Well that didn't last long

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