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12162007 No.12162007 [Reply] [Original]

How do I become one of these little girl's hero?

>> No.12162021

like this

*zips out dick-whip*

>> No.12164208

>>12162007
1) Send a letter to Reimu saying that there are cannibals youkais near the road leading to her shrine, keeping people from donating to her.
2) By complete accident, be there when she decides to clean the road.
3) Save the poor and innocent Rumia from the evil Miko.
4) ???
5) PROFIT.
6) Donate weekly to Reimu's Shrine to keep her from figuring out the truth.

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>>12164208
You forgot the part where you're totally dead because you're just some guy from the outside world, which means there's nothing against Youkai making you into lunch or dinner.

>> No.12164421

>>12164397
And you forgot the part where youkais are essentially born and shaped by human belief.

Using your outside-worlder knowedge you can esaily using this little piece of information against them by explaining them away.

In other words, as long as you don't freak out and remain calm you can turn yourself in a walking lump of kryptonite in a world of Supermans

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>/jp/

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>>12164397

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