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1215777 No.1215777 [Reply] [Original]

I wish I were the little girl.

>> No.1215782

I wish to be the pile of cash.

>> No.1215784

>>1215777
Would you let the old man fuck you (and I'm not referring to Rinnosuke, any anon would take it up the ass from him)?

>> No.1215785

>>1215782
Hmm...good deal.

>> No.1215788

>>1215784
What old man.
I only want...him ;__;...

>> No.1215790
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1215790

I am the little girl.

>> No.1215791

>>1215782
So that you can crawl up in between the loli's legs and gently caress the forbidden place? I'm with you on that.

>> No.1215794

>>1215790
Please, tell me where do you live, I pay up the whole night.

>> No.1215797

>>1215794
I'd be willing to drop a few hundred per fuck with a loli, provided I don't get v&.

>> No.1215802

>>1215797
Sad thing is, so would I

>> No.1215803

>Unagi !!tLY+Lpb3rMm

>> No.1215807

>>1215797
>>1215802
You could pay less, if you don't mind Thai whores.

>> No.1215811

>>1215803
Shut up, he's cool, and he's from our RELIGION!

>> No.1215813

>>1215794
All I want is a friend.

>> No.1215827

>>1215813
It's easy to get loli friends, you're just not looking in the right places.

>> No.1215835

>>1215827
The FBI is not one of those places.

>> No.1215836
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1215836

SHINKU SHINKUUUUUU

RYOUTAROU RYOTAROUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.1215847

>>1215811
he has been following me all day, i think he is a fed, help me ;__;

>> No.1215851

>>1215847
Have you seen that Tatari tripfiend?
Try to ignore the fags, don't mess it all up like that guy.

>> No.1215869

>>1215827
Should I go wait out in front of a school?

>> No.1215891

>>1215869
Nah, I find places like the county pool to be great. They'll even have buildings and other secluded places where you can end up on your own.

>> No.1215952

>>1215891
Do tell more.

>> No.1215966

I'd be perfectly willing to pay a girl for sex but I want a virgin.

>> No.1215988

>>1215952
Nothing much to tell. Had a few loli friends that would join in on games of marco polo (great way to "accidentally" molest a loli - though you have to have impeccable aim if you're going for that special spot), sharks and minnows, and the like. It was pretty fun, since there was a wide variety of lolis wearing a wide variety of swimsuits. The sorts of things parents buy for their daughters these days is unbelievable. Bikinis, swimsuits that are a size too large (and provide a perfect candid shot when the loli's trying to climb out of the pool), swimsuits that are translucent when wet, etc. Also great is adult swim, so you play nice and pull out a deck of cards so the lolis aren't bored, and they sit with their legs spread wide, and play their cards right in front of their crotch so you're looking there anyway.

You have to be the right kind of person to get away with a lot of it, though. Just being able to play a game with a loli is easy, but to be able to pass off the whole playing games with only lolis? Takes some explaining. I just had my cousin there, and she was usually included in the group, hence it was expected that I should play games with her and whoever else came along.

>> No.1215997

>>1215988
>>on games of marco polo
Wat.

>> No.1216005

>>1215790
Go away, you old hag!

>> No.1216007

>>1215997
Never heard of it? It's like tag, but the "it" is blind. "It" shouts "marco!" and everyone has to respond "polo!". Simple game with great results when playing with females.

>> No.1216012

>>1215997
MOLESTAN GAMES

>> No.1216022
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1216022

>>1216007
MARCO.

>> No.1216024
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>>1216022
POOOLOOOo!

>> No.1216029

>>1216024
Oh dear god that was unexpected.

>> No.1216032

>>1215988
Did you feel up the other lolis only, or your cousin as well?

>> No.1216039

>>1216032
I'll go for any loli-groping I can get. Besides, I'd fuck my cousin.

>> No.1216053

>>1216039
Would she fuck you, though? Or is she still too young to express interest in that?

>> No.1216069

>>1216053
Even if she was old enough I doubt she'd be expressing interest in him.

>> No.1216107

>>1216053
Well, she's old enough now that she's probably going to start wanting a guy soon if she hasn't already. I do know she was abnormally interested in our cousin's (a third cousin, not a sibling to either of us) son's penis while he was having his diaper changed. There's only one problem: I'm her cousin. I doubt she'd want to see my penis. To be honest, Westermarck Effect.

>> No.1216122

>>1216107
Well keep us informed if anything changes for the better.

>> No.1216127

>>1216122
I probably would anyway. I'm sure /jp/ would love nothing more than to fap to a story of an anon eating out his loli cousin or something.

>> No.1216176

>>1216107


Lets say even if she likes you and want your p0n0s. there's no way you will do anything to her because you will be thinking of all the consequences.

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>>1215851
wat

>> No.1218399

>>1216176
>p0n0s

Leave.

>> No.1218411

Fuck, I thought this thread was dead. I guess I'm gonna have to go fuck my cousin and report back. Lemme get right on that...

>> No.1218426

>>1218399
...

You've got to be shitting me.

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>>1218399
You failed so much that I'm not even going to sage and insult you, I'm just going to leave this here so you can feel like a dumbass.

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