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Japanese bird cooking spaghetti

>> No.12139145
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>> No.12139661

That's not even spaghetti.

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>> No.12139739

funny story, i just cooked spaghetti and yet i am not japanese nor am i bird

>> No.12139742

What's the story behind this meme?

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>> No.12139780

Anonymous of Russia used a bot to spam this picture several times in 2008.

>> No.12139784
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>> No.12139785

/jp/ has the deepest lore

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>> No.12139864


Carbonara for me, please!

>> No.12139871

Quality thread

>> No.12139879

Don't misuse the /jp/ Quality Control feature.

>> No.12139882

someone post the japanese bird-cooking spaghetti

>> No.12139901

Requesting the picture with "Pene Frigate" on the spaghetti package, and the japanese bird is dressed as a pirate

>> No.12139934

Thats penne pasta though

>> No.12140028
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>> No.12140041


I love these threads so goddamn fucking much

>> No.12140104

but those are spaghettis

>> No.12140322

That was a bot? I was pretty sure it was someone with a lot of free time on their hands, like all of us.

>> No.12140327

Were you there?

>> No.12140334 [DELETED] 
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>> No.12140337 [DELETED] 

Hey /jp/ I'm currently recruiting for a super sekrit club that has been going on for years. Unfortunately we're not as NEET as when we started and we kicked out all the people we don't like so we're having activity problems.

1. Must like precure
2. Must be horrible at touhou yet still try to play it every once in a while
3. Must pretend to like VNs despite not having played one for 2 years
4. Must watch lots of anime every season but always complain about it being shit
5. Must like tsundere characters
6. Must worship VAs and care more about them than the shows they're in
7. Must like dicks in some fashion
8. Must have a crippling social phobia or be recovering from it
9. Must be addicted to internet pornography
10. Must be a virgin with preferably 0 dating experience (we don't want your aids)
11. Must be middle aged
12. Must be male or at least able to pretend you're male

Send me an email if you're interested.

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>> No.12140342

Please keep your faggotry out of the Japanese bird threads, thank you.

>> No.12140581


ripip meido

>> No.12140585

Amazing, training a dog to jump through five hoops.

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>> No.12140845 [DELETED] 

wch 2hu u quot

>> No.12140872
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>> No.12140873

Best thread in /jp/

>> No.12140927

Why are these threads not allowed anymore? They were the best part of /jp/ in 2013/2012.

>> No.12140933

clearly they are allowed now. It's been 16 hours and it still hasn't been deleted.

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>> No.12141029


I still see janny delete them every now and again. What an awful, awful man! Jay pea heritage threads are meant to be protected!

>> No.12141040

It would be funnier if you were Japanese or a bird.

>> No.12141055


On the internet, nobody knows you're a Japanese bird, Nobody.

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Japanese bird playing pachinko

>> No.12142872 [DELETED] 

how do you say 「SHITPOSTING」 in nihongo??

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Japanese Meme Bird Making Pasta

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Japanese bird playing checkers

>> No.12143219


Those aren't checkers, it's the one match three game. Or was it match four? I forgot.

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>> No.12143241

Connect three would be impossible to lose as long as you start first.

>> No.12143261

In connect 4 the player that plays first can always win if they play the right moves.

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I'd join but I don't fit criteria 6 or 11.

>> No.12143591

This is not a bird. Please refrain from posting disgusting rodents in Japanese bird threads.

>> No.12143930

gen pls

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>> No.12150857

necrobump for EDHC

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Japanese bird stirring pasta

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>> No.12152644

why does Japanese Bird have those holes above his beak, what are they?

>> No.12152648

those are nostrils dude

>> No.12152654

those are his real eyes, the other ones are just to scare people

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japanese bird winning checkers

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Japanese bird admiring pasta.

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German bird cooking Jews.

>> No.12156869

JBCS is /jp/'s spirit animal

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Japanese bird seeking utensils.

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Japanese bird singing a wonderful serenade.

>> No.12157628

This thread is still up? Has the janitor gone?!

>> No.12157743

what makes this bird japanese

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>> No.12157954

Nineteen-seventy-one was the Year of Spaghetti.

In 1971, I cooked spaghetti to live, and lived to cook spaghetti. Steam rising from the pot was my pride and joy, tomato sauce bubbling up in the saucepan my one great hope in life.

I went to a cooking specialty store and bought a kitchen timer and a huge aluminum pot, big enough to bathe a German shepherd in, then went around to all the supermarkets that catered to foreigners, gathering an assortment of odd-sounding spices. I picked up a pasta cookbook at the bookstore, and bought tomatoes by the dozen. I purchased every brand of spaghetti I could lay my hands on, simmered every sauce known to man. Fine particles of garlic, onion, and olive oil swirled in the air, forming a harmonious cloud that penetrated every corner of my tiny apartment, permeating the floor and the ceiling and the walls, my clothes, my books, my records, my tennis racquet, my bundles of old letters. It was a fragrance one might have smelled on ancient Roman aqueducts.

This is a story from the Year of Spaghetti, 1971 A.D.

>> No.12157962

As a rule, I cooked spaghetti, and ate it, by myself. I was convinced that spaghetti was a dish best enjoyed alone. I can't really explain why I felt that way, but there it is.

I always drank tea with my spaghetti and ate a simple lettuce-and-cucumber salad. Id make sure I had plenty of both. I laid everything out neatly on the table and enjoyed a leisurely meal, glancing at the paper as I ate. From Sunday to Saturday, one Spaghetti Day followed another. And each new Sunday started a brand-new Spaghetti Week.

Every time I sat down to a plate of spaghetti (especially on a rainy afternoon) I had the distinct feeling that somebody was about to knock on my door. The person who I imagined was about to visit me was different each time. Sometimes it was a stranger, sometimes someone I knew. Once, it was a girl with slim legs whom I'd dated in high school, and once it was myself, from a few years back, come to pay a visit. Another time, it was William Holden, with Jennifer Jones on his arm.

William Holden?

Not one of these people, however, actually ventured into my apartment. They hovered just outside the door, without knocking, like fragments of memory, and then slipped away.

>> No.12157964

Spring, summer, and fall, I cooked and cooked, as if cooking spaghetti were an act of revenge. Like a lonely, jilted girl throwing old love letters into the fireplace, I tossed one handful of spaghetti after another into the pot.

I'd gather up the trampled-down shadows of time, knead them into the shape of a German shepherd, toss them into the roiling water, and sprinkle them with salt. Then I'd hover over the pot, oversized chopsticks in hand, until the timer dinged its plaintive note.

Spaghetti strands are a crafty bunch, and I couldn't let them out of my sight. If I were to turn my back, they might well slip over the edge of the pot and vanish into the night. The night lay in silent ambush, hoping to waylay the prodigal strands.

Spaghetti alla parmigiana

Spaghetti alla napoletana

Spaghetti al cartoccio

Spaghetti aglio e olio

Spaghetti alla carbonara

Spaghetti della pina

And then there was the pitiful, nameless leftover spaghetti carelessly tossed into the fridge.

Born in heat, the strands of spaghetti washed down the river of 1971 and vanished.

I mourn them all -- all the spaghetti of the year 1971.

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Hikki waifu sewing me a dress.

>> No.12157970

When the phone rang at 3:20 p.m. I was sprawled out on the tatami, staring at the ceiling. A pool of winter sunlight had formed in the place where I lay. Like a dead fly I lay there, vacant, in a December spotlight.

At first, I didn't recognize the sound as the phone ringing. It was more like an unfamiliar memory that had hesitantly slipped in between the layers of air. Finally, though, it began to take shape, and, in the end, a ringing phone was unmistakably what it was. It was one hundred per cent a phone ring in one-hundred-per-cent real air. Still sprawled out, I reached over and picked up the receiver.

On the other end was a girl, a girl so indistinct that, by four-thirty, she might very well have disappeared altogether. She was the ex-girlfriend of a friend of mine. Something had brought them together, this guy and this indistinct girl, and something had led them to break up. I had, I admit, reluctantly played a role in getting them together in the first place.

Sorry to bother you, she said, but do you know where he is now?

I looked at the phone, running my eyes along the length of the cord. The cord was, sure enough, attached to the phone. I managed a vague reply. There was something ominous in the girls voice, and whatever trouble was brewing I knew that I didn't want to get involved.

Nobody will tell me where he is, she said in a chilly tone. Everybody's pretending they don't know. But there's something important I have to tell him, so please tell me where he is. I promise I won't drag you into this. Where is he?

I honestly don't know, I told her. I haven't seen him in a long time. My voice didn't sound like my own. I was telling the truth about not having seen him for a long time, but not about the other part (I did know his address and phone number). Whenever I tell a lie, something weird happens to my voice.

No comment from her.

>> No.12157971

Why would a man need a dress

>> No.12157973

The phone was like a pillar of ice.

Then all the objects around me turned into pillars of ice, as if I were in a J. G. Ballard science-fiction story.

I really don't know, I repeated. He went away a long time ago, without saying a word.

The girl laughed. Give me a break. He's not that clever. We're talking about a guy who has to make a lot of noise no matter what he does.

She was right. The guy really was a bit of a dim bulb.

But I wasn't about to tell her where he was. Do that, and next I'd have him on the phone, giving me an earful. I was through with getting caught up in other peoples messes. I'd already dug a hole in the back yard and buried everything that needed to be buried in it. Nobody could ever dig it up again.

I'm sorry, I said.

You don't like me, do you? she said suddenly.

I had no idea what to say. I didn't particularly dislike her. I had no real impression of her at all. It's hard to have a bad impression of somebody you have no impression of.

I'm sorry, I said again. But I'm cooking spaghetti right now.

I'm sorry?

I said I'm cooking spaghetti, I lied. I had no idea why I said that. But the lie had already become a part of me -- so much so that, at that moment at least, it didn't feel like a lie at all.

I went ahead and filled an imaginary pot with imaginary water, lit an imaginary stove with an imaginary match.

So? she asked.

I sprinkled imaginary salt into the boiling water, gently lowered a handful of imaginary spaghetti into the imaginary pot, set the imaginary kitchen timer for eight minutes.

So I can't talk. The spaghetti will be ruined.

>> No.12157977

She didn't say anything.

I'm really sorry, but cooking spaghetti is a delicate operation.

The girl was silent. The phone in my hand began to freeze again.

So could you call me back? I added hurriedly.

Because youre in the middle of making spaghetti? she asked.


Are you making it for someone, or are you going to eat alone?

I'll eat it by myself, I said.

She held her breath for a long time, then slowly breathed out. Theres no way you could know this, but I'm really in trouble. I don't know what to do.

I'm sorry I can't help you, I said.

There's some money involved, too.

I see.

He owes me money, she said. I lent him some money. I shouldn't have, but I had to.

I was quiet for a minute, my thoughts drifting toward spaghetti. Im sorry, I said. But I've got the spaghetti going, so . . .

She gave a listless laugh. Goodbye, she said. Say hi to your spaghetti for me. I hope it turns out O.K.

Bye, I said.

>> No.12157983

When I hung up the phone, the circle of light on the floor had shifted an inch or two. I lay down again in that pool of light and resumed staring at the ceiling.

Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad, sad thing.

Now I regret, a little, that I didn't tell the girl anything. Perhaps I should have. I mean, her ex-boyfriend wasn't much to start with -- an empty shell of a guy with artistic pretensions, a great talker whom nobody trusted. She sounded as if she really were strapped for money, and, no matter what the situation, you've got to pay back what you borrow.

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the girl -- the thought usually pops into my mind when I'm facing a steaming-hot plate of spaghetti. After she hung up the phone, did she disappear forever, sucked into the 4:30 p.m. shadows? Was I partly to blame?

I want you to understand my position, though. At the time, I didn't want to get involved with anyone. That's why I kept on cooking spaghetti, all by myself. In that huge pot, big enough to hold a German shepherd.

Durum semolina, golden wheat wafting in Italian fields.

Can you imagine how astonished the Italians would be if they knew that what they were exporting in 1971 was really *loneliness*?

>> No.12158270

I didn't read this copypasta story... but I'm sure it was great!

>> No.12158764

Not as deep as /a/'s homosexuality or Super Mario Bros. Lore
But is still deep

>> No.12158766

That's their "nose"

You know how to go to Touhou's relam but can't even know the anatomy of a bird?
I hope your waifu rejects you

>> No.12158769

More like playing checkem,nice dubs

>> No.12158785
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Jabese brd speggi

>> No.12158794

Interesting. My main strategy usually involved letting the other person go first and having two adjacent tiles in the middle and adjacent column 3rd row, followed by another on one of them. I won most of my games and most of my opponents were quite good.

>> No.12158828

Man, humans are fucking ugly.

>> No.12158837 [DELETED] 
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Avril Lavigne is trying to save mainstream interest in Japanese culture!

Don't go kitty kitty ;_;


>> No.12158843

But did it ever actually cook a german sheperd?

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>> No.12159550
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Japanese bird browses /jp/.

>> No.12160763


>The pasta box is still there instead of a bird cage or something

At least you tried

>> No.12160836

Cannibal pasta

>> No.12160840
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>> No.12163254

Actually there was already an old shop like that where the box said "BIRD" with penne_rigate.jpg on the box.

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>> No.12166158

I am eating...I am eating...curry. Om nom nom, fresh, straight from the cook. It's piping hot and the steam from it burns my eyes a little, the smell is strong, and the flavor intense. "Oh Ciel, please give me some more, i'm still hungry!". I don't think I've ever come across curry as rich as this before, the flavor takes over all my senses. I can't take it anymore, I want more of this spicy deliciousness. I find the place it's coming from, its a hole, and I notice Ciel is looking the other way. The hole isn't big enough for me to use the spoon, but around it is soft tissue. I pull it open and decide to just use my tongue to scoop out the curry. I notice another area near the curry hole, dripping with something, so I taste it. The flavor is that of salty milk and coins, I quickly return to the curry to remove the taste. While eating the curry, I hear a gurgling noise...suddenly a hot gust of air billows out of the hole and the curry begins flowing at an amazing pace. The smell, the taste, the heat, it all comes pouring out of the hole with such force...soon it's all over my face and the floor, I'm slathered in it, enjoying it, loving it. I begin lapping it off the floor. My hands are covered in it, i begin rubbing it into myself. The heat is so intense that it begins to make my penis erect...as the curry pours out, I get closer and closer to orgasm. In the background I can hear Ciel moaning in discomfort.

Making Curry must be hard work.

>> No.12166205

that bird is an aussie

>> No.12166334

Whoa! Are you a bird otaku?

>> No.12168309
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Japanese bird eating spaghetti

>> No.12168319


But it's not the same bird!

>> No.12168364

you don't know that

are you a bird


>> No.12168367

I am though. I can vouch. It is the same bird.

>> No.12168369
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forgot pic

>> No.12168371


How are you on the Internet?

>> No.12168435

It's flocking easy when you get used to it.

>> No.12168499

maybe Japanese bird was cooking spaghetti for a friend who was in fact another bird?

>> No.12168619

I was the one he was cooking for. I can confirm this.

>> No.12168628
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More accurate.

>> No.12168668
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That bird got some good taste

>> No.12168779

I never read this before but I could tell it was by Haruki Murakami. Why is he always writing about spaghetti?

>> No.12169622

Is that a finger coming out of his beak?

>> No.12169827
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korean bird cooking imperialists

>> No.12170062

This is legit guys you can download it, no virus at all (:

>> No.12170528

I wonder if they make spaghetti in japan. I bet they'd put mayo on it.

>> No.12170532
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But Japanese Bird doesn't cook spaghetti, Japanese Bird cooks pasta.

>> No.12170587

I'm terribly confused. So is Japanese bird cooking spaghetti banned or not because the while before this every Japanese bird cooking spaghetti was immediately 404.

>> No.12170897

That picture fits the word creepypasta more than pasta.

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>> No.12173207
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Japanese bird stirring up trouble!

>> No.12174685


Japanese bird giving people a scare.

>> No.12174957

That was beautiful.

>> No.12178813
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>> No.12178839

I think the spamming of it is banned. I dont see any harm in having one thread up. Plus japanese birds are cute.


>> No.12178849

Is lewd Miku the new meme?

>> No.12178869

I was wondering when the pigeons would start showing up.

>> No.12179146

wwww cutest post on /jp/ ever

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>> No.12179347

I knew I had heard that rythm before.

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>> No.12182003

-posting Ethul Wolf on /jp/
Put that meme shit on /mu/.

>> No.12183406
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These threads are my antidepressant

>> No.12184046

A japanese bird with ADHD, heh.

>> No.12185479

american birds can be cute too!

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>That gif

Holy shit

>> No.12186829
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Japanese Bird Dancing To Degenerate Western Music


>> No.12186880

You're all a bunch of pastafags.

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>> No.12188042


Is this mango any good?

>> No.12188162

>Japanese bird

>> No.12188176


Maybe he's a transethnic bird or something, ever think of that shitlord? Sheesh.

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>> No.12189367

Rude bird!

>> No.12189380


"I almost forgot to post about today's dinner on /jp/!", thought the bird.

>> No.12189384

"Who's shooting me with a water gun?" thought the bird.

>> No.12189401
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>> No.12189420

"I almost forgot to scrub clean this dirty pan before cooking on it again" thought the japanese bird-scrubbing pan.

>> No.12189528
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Japanese cat reacting to Japanese birds invading their turf!

Needs the conventional text. Not having "motherfucker" makes it less funny.

>> No.12189602
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Japanese bird going to sleep.


>> No.12189607

I hate Japanese bird

>> No.12189612
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Say that to ore no kao not online faggot and see what happens

>> No.12189634

I remember when this wasn't an overused meme...

>> No.12189640

>over used
It originated as spam you fucking faggot.

>> No.12189643

It was always an overused meme.

>> No.12189676

RF would have a heart attack if he read this.

>> No.12189689

One thread of this should be okay. It seems innocent enough.

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>> No.12189779

Is this the otaku culture thread?

>> No.12190304
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Protected jay pea heritage, please do not report

>> No.12190935


Japanese birds giving you the news

>> No.12191116

That's awesome but 2030 is far too long to wait.
It's there a service available now that offer news reading japanese birds?
I'll even go with English or spanish reading ones.

>> No.12191125


My god.

>> No.12191127

That bird is died. Someday /jp/ will also die.

>> No.12191153
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>> No.12191225
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Artistic representation of Japanese bird

>> No.12191243

Five hoops!

>> No.12191328

Tony Sqwak!

>> No.12191332

Well done

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>> No.12191406

This is going right in my Japanese bird folder. Thanks.

>> No.12191413

Wait a minute: I got a 3 day ban last year for posting Japanese bird. Why is it ok now?

>> No.12191421

moot lowered /jp/'s alert condition to DEFCON 2

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>> No.12191582

bet you won't do it

>> No.12193364
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Japanese bird playing billiard.

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wow good thread guys

>> No.12193409

That's pool, you uncultured doofus.

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>> No.12197884

Nest thread on /jp/

>> No.12198283

Maybe it is for the best

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>> No.12200095

Nothing lasts forever.

>> No.12201166

Sixty Niggers

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Japanese bird taking a bath.

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>> No.12202253

I'm sorry /jp/.

I cooked Japanese bird.

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you monster

>> No.12202457
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>> No.12202654

What a weird sink.

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Your FACE is a weird sink, nerd!

>> No.12203721

Italian food is one of his three great obsessions, the other two being jazz music and women disappearing under bizarre circumstances.

>> No.12203758

whao anon did you art that

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>> No.12205869

That's like, really creepy man.

>> No.12205970

Is the Murakami spaghetti the origin of the "spaghetti everywhere" kopipe?

>> No.12206436
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just look for this badass japanese bird

>> No.12207276

Gross. Her eyes are too far apart.

>> No.12208350
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Japanese thread on page 8

>> No.12208507

>not typing "f" or "." or another fast single-letter answer for the second captcha
you know exactly whom I'm quoting

>> No.12208597

That's like, really evil.
Digitizing books is a very noble goal. I'm always super-careful not to have typos there.

>> No.12208604

I'm in love with Rose and I'm ashamed to say it.

>> No.12208898

Is it still noble when people are profiting off of it?

>> No.12209123


>Not reniggering the second captcha
>Giving free labor to google
>Probably types out the full house number, too

Why would you trust google, Anon? Why would you help their computer recognition software advance to the point of omnipotence?

>> No.12209134

it needs to get far enough to be stopped before it can get too far to be stopped

>> No.12209136

Didn't he die?

>> No.12210574

I don't have an opinion on house numbers, but I have a strong opinion on digitizing world literature, and it's that everyone should support it.

This doesn't go into some Google database, book digitizing is a humanistic effort and the books will be stored in freedom respecting, open formats.

>> No.12210696


That's what the jews want you to believe.

>> No.12210715

Please do not decrease the quality of our superior Japanese board.

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Please stop shitposting and post more Japanese bird.

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Japanese birds playing battleship.

>> No.12212299


Japanese bird looking for owner.

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>> No.12212327

I would've wanted to see him find him instead of just leaving it open ended like that

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This. Why wasn't there a cute ending where Japanese bird finds his human, chirps happily, and scampers up to human-san for hugs and cuddling?

I can't take it easy like this.

>> No.12213886


Japanese bird fighting human child and being traumatized.

>> No.12213936


Holy shit, he sounds like a baby.
Not cute, dude. I am sad now.

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>> No.12213996


Japanese bird dancing to TV commercials

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Japanese touhou cooking spaghetti

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Japanese bird shredding some iron!

>> No.12216253

How many /jp/sies actually own a pet bird?

>> No.12216275

I used to when I was a child.
I didn't took very good care of it.

>> No.12216281

two COCKatiels...


>> No.12216316

What happened to it?

I used to have two cockatiels too. A male and female pair.

>> No.12216441

They died, duh. These birds don't live longer than a couple of years.
But the cage was always dirty, its claws were always too long and it wasn't very friendly with humans because I never bothered with it, so it was scared.

>> No.12216446

It died from stress then! You could've saved it!

>> No.12216457

I have 4 budgies. They're all stupid, but fun.

>> No.12216472

Just like /jp/!

>> No.12216476

only if they are also cute and girls

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>> No.12216501

Would you rather be a cute bird or a cute human girl?

>> No.12216507

Discussion about japanese indie game scene on /jp/ --- not allowed

Japanese bird cooking spaghetti --- Oh go ahead anon-kun, we need more of that.

>> No.12216517

I had a cockatiel for 7 years before it died of old age.

>> No.12216533

Terminal ass damage.

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>> No.12216548
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1 month old JBCS thread. We have achieved victory on this holy day, bird warriors. Praise be to bird.


>> No.12216574

You still have over 7 hours.

>> No.12216583

Think again how many time has passed and how long an average month is.

>> No.12216593

I don't give a FUCK

>> No.12216607

wow rude, pls remeber that jp is a board for otaku culture.
Rudness is not allowed here, you may want to visit other boards like /b/.

>> No.12216617

Suck my dick, dude.

>> No.12216620

Get fucked nerd, if you can't roll with the real deal jaypees then get the FUCK OUT>

>> No.12217859

I owned one. They last like 17 years. You just took shitty care of it.

>> No.12218707
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Birds are so fun and cute.
/jp/ is also fun and cute!

>> No.12218753

I'm not cute...

>> No.12218761

Agreed. You and that faggot you're responding to can get THE FUCK OUT

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I'm sure you are, Anon. You just have to believe!

>> No.12218891

Not him but the former
cute human girls are usually succubus where i live

>> No.12219538

Holy hell that's cute as fug.

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>> No.12221062


Japanese birds playing Shogi with master

>> No.12221115


Japanese birds are really the best

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That bird probably plays better than me.

>> No.12223472

doke doke doke

>> No.12223525
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You guys forgot this one.

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I had a parakeet who lived to be 11 and have a cockatiel who's going on 13 years. Still lively as ever.

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I forgot they can grow addicted to human food. My female loved doritos.

>> No.12223648

Isn't that bad for them?

>> No.12223715

Not in moderation. I usually gave her a few as treats once so often.

>> No.12223844

The protagonists of his stories always spill the spaghetti.

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Japanese bird having a conversation


>> No.12223890

Isn't that excerpt from a short story called spaghetti or something?

>> No.12223898

The Year of Spaghetti,to be precise.

>> No.12223899

Ah okay, I have a collection of his short stories and I recognize that one.

>> No.12224018

Woh, he speaks really well. I didn't know birds could recreate sounds that well.

>> No.12224025

Sounds like bird rap

>> No.12226459 [DELETED] 

Saved from the bottom half of page 10!

>> No.12226469


thank you for all your hard work

>> No.12227488

Japanese bird with mama.


>> No.12227504

Birds are awful pets. They're loud as HELL, constantly need attention (if you don't want them to go nuts), bite constantly, shit everywhere and generally aren't too bright.

Most dogs are easier to take care of and train than a bird.

>> No.12227559



Why not both?

>> No.12227567


Go away, birds are the best
Japanese birds are the besterer

>> No.12227572

Crows are different, they are the smartest birds on the planet. It is illegal to keep one as a pet though, and they like to tear things with their beak like most birds.

>> No.12227585

That wasnt a crow you cock juggling thunder cunt stop spouting shit from your mouth like you know everything motherfucker there is already a board for freaks like you and I suggest you go there and don't come back


>> No.12227598


I'm the guy who posted the video. Why do you have to bully that Anon? He's probably just going off of the video title. Please cease your meanness immediately.

>> No.12227616
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You are very mean my friend. Birds can be good pets, but this usually takes a lot of effort.

Treating them wrong like most people do will give people a false outlook on all birds. This is what happens with a lot of pets. People have gone as far as wanting to put down all pitbulls because of bad owners who enforce violence on them, even though they can be big teddy bears when raised normally.

>> No.12227671

somoene post the stirring gif

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Japanese bird is dog's most valued ally and friend!

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>> No.12227802

This makes me feel things I don't quite understand.

>> No.12227866

You must be one HELL of shitty pet owner.

>> No.12227998

Having a pet bird like a cockatiel or parrot is like having a toddler. If you actually give them rules and train them right, they are never a burden.

>> No.12228214


Japanese dog eating uncooked pasta!

>> No.12228218


Japanese bird sings anisong.

>> No.12228232


Anon, please inform me how to train my bird. We've had him for years and he lives in his own room, always outside the cage. I think he's lonely in there but we can't put him anywhere else in the house or he'll freak out and slam into windows. He'll eat out of my hand but everything is no go. He bites, hisses, tries to savage my face and ear if I let him on my shoulder, and is generally a nuisance. I'm a shitty bird owner but I have no idea how to fix such behavior. Probably I need to spend more time with him but there isn't even anything I can do besides sit nearby and chat or play a game because he's so mean. He used to step up on fingers. I don't know what happened.


Christ that's cute.

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Jesus christ I love these threads so much

>> No.12228314

How old is your bird?

>> No.12228328
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Japanese mother bird taking care of babies!!!

>> No.12228329

Put your bird in a cage, drive somewhere where no one will see you, and just toss the bird out the window

It's a fucking bird, not a dog.

>> No.12228332

Don't listen to this asshole.

Parrots are like kids, like the other anon said. They might act aggressive because they think your submitting to them, with one example being people not knowing that they will automatically assume superiority if you aren't on eye level or higher to them.

Or you can just play the ladder game and reward them treats as they follow your instructions.

>> No.12228654

Time 4 new thread

>> No.12228673

Link to it here. We will appreciate it.