Japanese bird cooking spaghetti

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Anonymous Fri May 23 11:08:54 2014 No.12139139 [Reply] [Original]

Japanese bird cooking spaghetti

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 11:12:12 2014 No.12139145 File: 70 KB, 798x598, japanesebirdcookingspaghetti.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 15:36:06 2014 No.12139661 >>12139139 That's not even spaghetti.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 15:54:45 2014 No.12139736 File: 322 KB, 800x600, 5ca2f1cea556c308a8ecef9f44a31ab9e834fc69.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 15:56:34 2014 No.12139739 funny story, i just cooked spaghetti and yet i am not japanese nor am i bird

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 15:57:38 2014 No.12139742 What's the story behind this meme?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 16:04:37 2014 No.12139769 sauce?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 16:08:22 2014 No.12139780 >>12139742 Anonymous of Russia used a bot to spam this picture several times in 2008.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 16:09:20 2014 No.12139784 File: 116 KB, 414x1382, meidosan2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12139742

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 16:09:34 2014 No.12139785 >>12139742 /jp/ has the deepest lore

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 16:37:55 2014 No.12139849 >>12139145 bad >>12139736 good

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 16:43:49 2014 No.12139858 >>12139769 marinara!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 16:46:44 2014 No.12139864 >>12139769 Carbonara for me, please!

>>	/jp/ Quality Control Fri May 23 16:50:57 2014 No.12139871 Quality thread

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 16:56:13 2014 No.12139879 >>12139871 Don't misuse the /jp/ Quality Control feature.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 16:58:53 2014 No.12139882 someone post the japanese bird-cooking spaghetti

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 17:16:19 2014 No.12139901 Requesting the picture with "Pene Frigate" on the spaghetti package, and the japanese bird is dressed as a pirate

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 17:32:49 2014 No.12139934 >>12139139 Thats penne pasta though

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 18:13:36 2014 No.12140028 File: 150 KB, 900x700, 1386296617306.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12139882

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 18:19:41 2014 No.12140041 >>12140028 I love these threads so goddamn fucking much

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 18:47:04 2014 No.12140104 >>12140041 but those are spaghettis

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 20:18:16 2014 No.12140322 >>12139780 That was a bot? I was pretty sure it was someone with a lot of free time on their hands, like all of us.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 20:22:17 2014 No.12140327 >>12140322 Were you there?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 20:25:25 2014 No.12140334 File: 100 KB, 650x414, 1336585323481.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri May 23 20:26:39 2014 No.12140337 [DELETED]

Hey /jp/ I'm currently recruiting for a super sekrit club that has been going on for years. Unfortunately we're not as NEET as when we started and we kicked out all the people we don't like so we're having activity problems.
Requirements:

1. Must like precure
2. Must be horrible at touhou yet still try to play it every once in a while
3. Must pretend to like VNs despite not having played one for 2 years
4. Must watch lots of anime every season but always complain about it being shit
5. Must like tsundere characters
6. Must worship VAs and care more about them than the shows they're in
7. Must like dicks in some fashion
8. Must have a crippling social phobia or be recovering from it
9. Must be addicted to internet pornography
10. Must be a virgin with preferably 0 dating experience (we don't want your aids)
11. Must be middle aged
12. Must be male or at least able to pretend you're male

Send me an email if you're interested.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 20:26:49 2014 No.12140338 >>12140334 SUGOI SUGOI

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 20:28:42 2014 No.12140342 >>12140337 Please keep your faggotry out of the Japanese bird threads, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 23:04:15 2014 No.12140581 >>12139784 ripip meido

>>	Anonymous Fri May 23 23:09:27 2014 No.12140585 >>12140334 Amazing, training a dog to jump through five hoops.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 01:56:42 2014 No.12140814 File: 23 KB, 250x250, 1374701991779.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Parakeet >Japanese

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 02:26:08 2014 No.12140845 >>12140814 wch 2hu u quot

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 02:43:12 2014 No.12140872 File: 132 KB, 800x1188, 1400272183430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 02:44:33 2014 No.12140873 Best thread in /jp/

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 03:30:04 2014 No.12140927 Why are these threads not allowed anymore? They were the best part of /jp/ in 2013/2012.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 03:35:20 2014 No.12140933 >>12140927 clearly they are allowed now. It's been 16 hours and it still hasn't been deleted.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 04:29:47 2014 No.12140981 File: 59 KB, 500x375, it's time for spaghetti.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 05:16:34 2014 No.12141029 >>12140933 I still see janny delete them every now and again. What an awful, awful man! Jay pea heritage threads are meant to be protected!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 05:25:24 2014 No.12141040 >>12139739 It would be funnier if you were Japanese or a bird.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 05:42:56 2014 No.12141055 >>12141040 On the internet, nobody knows you're a Japanese bird, Nobody.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 07:46:13 2014 No.12141213 File: 1.16 MB, 3072x2304, i5mkCm4jcq4BM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Japanese bird playing pachinko

>>	Anonymous Sat May 24 22:24:25 2014 No.12142872 how do you say 「ＳＨＩＴＰＯＳＴＩＮＧ」 in nihongo??

>>	Anonymous Sun May 25 00:47:59 2014 No.12143040 File: 38 KB, 500x375, h9620D1A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Japanese Meme Bird Making Pasta

>>	Anonymous Sun May 25 03:11:02 2014 No.12143211 File: 1.23 MB, 3072x2304, 1333402266049.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Japanese bird playing checkers

>>	Anonymous Sun May 25 03:28:23 2014 No.12143219 >>12143211 Those aren't checkers, it's the one match three game. Or was it match four? I forgot.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 25 03:32:19 2014 No.12143221 File: 392 KB, 980x735, Japanese hamster playing arcade.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 25 03:35:45 2014 No.12143223 File: 103 KB, 580x422, Japanese Women Lifting Weights.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 25 03:49:12 2014 No.12143241 >>12143219 Connect three would be impossible to lose as long as you start first.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 25 04:12:54 2014 No.12143261 >>12143241 In connect 4 the player that plays first can always win if they play the right moves.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 25 06:49:39 2014 No.12143488 File: 78 KB, 182x250, 1388747345317.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12140337 I'd join but I don't fit criteria 6 or 11.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 25 07:57:33 2014 No.12143591 >>12143221 This is not a bird. Please refrain from posting disgusting rodents in Japanese bird threads.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 25 10:25:15 2014 No.12143930 >>12140337 gen pls

>>	Anonymous Sun May 25 22:15:48 2014 No.12145831 File: 160 KB, 500x284, 1400825551395.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 27 05:37:29 2014 No.12149090 File: 59 KB, 567x610, 1386296723792.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 27 20:14:24 2014 No.12150857 necrobump for EDHC

>>	Anonymous Wed May 28 12:39:43 2014 No.12152348 File: 178 KB, 1600x1200, 1337102029026.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Japanese bird stirring pasta

>>	Anonymous Wed May 28 14:28:18 2014 No.12152518 File: 41 KB, 619x392, 1253471191536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 28 15:56:58 2014 No.12152644 >>12152348 >>12139139 >>12140981 >>12141213 >>12143040 >>12143211 why does Japanese Bird have those holes above his beak, what are they?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 28 15:59:26 2014 No.12152648 >>12152644 those are nostrils dude

>>	Anonymous Wed May 28 16:03:20 2014 No.12152654 >>12152644 those are his real eyes, the other ones are just to scare people

>>	Anonymous Thu May 29 16:34:37 2014 No.12154868 File: 151 KB, 800x600, winning.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] japanese bird winning checkers

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 10:17:44 2014 No.12156818 File: 216 KB, 746x599, 1345043073402.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Japanese bird admiring pasta.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 10:41:49 2014 No.12156863 File: 143 KB, 800x600, 1259819808588.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] German bird cooking Jews.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 10:44:21 2014 No.12156869 JBCS is /jp/'s spirit animal

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 11:33:39 2014 No.12156936 File: 170 KB, 1600x1192, 1282364307480.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Japanese bird seeking utensils.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 11:37:25 2014 No.12156941 File: 184 KB, 549x343, nice dog, dude.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 15:23:29 2014 No.12157566 File: 29 KB, 610x555, jbcshoupaintchatcolored.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 15:34:45 2014 No.12157611 File: 2.89 MB, 1582x1187, 1361666352246.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Japanese bird singing a wonderful serenade.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 15:40:09 2014 No.12157628 >>12139139 This thread is still up? Has the janitor gone?!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 16:31:26 2014 No.12157743 what makes this bird japanese

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 17:11:05 2014 No.12157819 File: 81 KB, 761x347, 1346461359645.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12157628

Anonymous Fri May 30 18:07:02 2014 No.12157954

Nineteen-seventy-one was the Year of Spaghetti.

In 1971, I cooked spaghetti to live, and lived to cook spaghetti. Steam rising from the pot was my pride and joy, tomato sauce bubbling up in the saucepan my one great hope in life.

I went to a cooking specialty store and bought a kitchen timer and a huge aluminum pot, big enough to bathe a German shepherd in, then went around to all the supermarkets that catered to foreigners, gathering an assortment of odd-sounding spices. I picked up a pasta cookbook at the bookstore, and bought tomatoes by the dozen. I purchased every brand of spaghetti I could lay my hands on, simmered every sauce known to man. Fine particles of garlic, onion, and olive oil swirled in the air, forming a harmonious cloud that penetrated every corner of my tiny apartment, permeating the floor and the ceiling and the walls, my clothes, my books, my records, my tennis racquet, my bundles of old letters. It was a fragrance one might have smelled on ancient Roman aqueducts.

This is a story from the Year of Spaghetti, 1971 A.D.

Anonymous Fri May 30 18:08:02 2014 No.12157962

>>12157954
As a rule, I cooked spaghetti, and ate it, by myself. I was convinced that spaghetti was a dish best enjoyed alone. I can't really explain why I felt that way, but there it is.

I always drank tea with my spaghetti and ate a simple lettuce-and-cucumber salad. Id make sure I had plenty of both. I laid everything out neatly on the table and enjoyed a leisurely meal, glancing at the paper as I ate. From Sunday to Saturday, one Spaghetti Day followed another. And each new Sunday started a brand-new Spaghetti Week.

Every time I sat down to a plate of spaghetti (especially on a rainy afternoon) I had the distinct feeling that somebody was about to knock on my door. The person who I imagined was about to visit me was different each time. Sometimes it was a stranger, sometimes someone I knew. Once, it was a girl with slim legs whom I'd dated in high school, and once it was myself, from a few years back, come to pay a visit. Another time, it was William Holden, with Jennifer Jones on his arm.

William Holden?

Not one of these people, however, actually ventured into my apartment. They hovered just outside the door, without knocking, like fragments of memory, and then slipped away.

Anonymous Fri May 30 18:09:07 2014 No.12157964

>>12157962
Spring, summer, and fall, I cooked and cooked, as if cooking spaghetti were an act of revenge. Like a lonely, jilted girl throwing old love letters into the fireplace, I tossed one handful of spaghetti after another into the pot.

I'd gather up the trampled-down shadows of time, knead them into the shape of a German shepherd, toss them into the roiling water, and sprinkle them with salt. Then I'd hover over the pot, oversized chopsticks in hand, until the timer dinged its plaintive note.

Spaghetti strands are a crafty bunch, and I couldn't let them out of my sight. If I were to turn my back, they might well slip over the edge of the pot and vanish into the night. The night lay in silent ambush, hoping to waylay the prodigal strands.

Spaghetti alla parmigiana

Spaghetti alla napoletana

Spaghetti al cartoccio

Spaghetti aglio e olio

Spaghetti alla carbonara

Spaghetti della pina

And then there was the pitiful, nameless leftover spaghetti carelessly tossed into the fridge.

Born in heat, the strands of spaghetti washed down the river of 1971 and vanished.

I mourn them all -- all the spaghetti of the year 1971.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 18:09:31 2014 No.12157965 File: 86 KB, 600x694, 1351211537310.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hikki waifu sewing me a dress.

Anonymous Fri May 30 18:10:12 2014 No.12157970

>>12157964
When the phone rang at 3:20 p.m. I was sprawled out on the tatami, staring at the ceiling. A pool of winter sunlight had formed in the place where I lay. Like a dead fly I lay there, vacant, in a December spotlight.

At first, I didn't recognize the sound as the phone ringing. It was more like an unfamiliar memory that had hesitantly slipped in between the layers of air. Finally, though, it began to take shape, and, in the end, a ringing phone was unmistakably what it was. It was one hundred per cent a phone ring in one-hundred-per-cent real air. Still sprawled out, I reached over and picked up the receiver.

On the other end was a girl, a girl so indistinct that, by four-thirty, she might very well have disappeared altogether. She was the ex-girlfriend of a friend of mine. Something had brought them together, this guy and this indistinct girl, and something had led them to break up. I had, I admit, reluctantly played a role in getting them together in the first place.

Sorry to bother you, she said, but do you know where he is now?

I looked at the phone, running my eyes along the length of the cord. The cord was, sure enough, attached to the phone. I managed a vague reply. There was something ominous in the girls voice, and whatever trouble was brewing I knew that I didn't want to get involved.

Nobody will tell me where he is, she said in a chilly tone. Everybody's pretending they don't know. But there's something important I have to tell him, so please tell me where he is. I promise I won't drag you into this. Where is he?

I honestly don't know, I told her. I haven't seen him in a long time. My voice didn't sound like my own. I was telling the truth about not having seen him for a long time, but not about the other part (I did know his address and phone number). Whenever I tell a lie, something weird happens to my voice.

No comment from her.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 18:10:33 2014 No.12157971 >>12157965 Why would a man need a dress

Anonymous Fri May 30 18:11:23 2014 No.12157973

>>12157970
The phone was like a pillar of ice.

Then all the objects around me turned into pillars of ice, as if I were in a J. G. Ballard science-fiction story.

I really don't know, I repeated. He went away a long time ago, without saying a word.

The girl laughed. Give me a break. He's not that clever. We're talking about a guy who has to make a lot of noise no matter what he does.

She was right. The guy really was a bit of a dim bulb.

But I wasn't about to tell her where he was. Do that, and next I'd have him on the phone, giving me an earful. I was through with getting caught up in other peoples messes. I'd already dug a hole in the back yard and buried everything that needed to be buried in it. Nobody could ever dig it up again.

I'm sorry, I said.

You don't like me, do you? she said suddenly.

I had no idea what to say. I didn't particularly dislike her. I had no real impression of her at all. It's hard to have a bad impression of somebody you have no impression of.

I'm sorry, I said again. But I'm cooking spaghetti right now.

I'm sorry?

I said I'm cooking spaghetti, I lied. I had no idea why I said that. But the lie had already become a part of me -- so much so that, at that moment at least, it didn't feel like a lie at all.

I went ahead and filled an imaginary pot with imaginary water, lit an imaginary stove with an imaginary match.

So? she asked.

I sprinkled imaginary salt into the boiling water, gently lowered a handful of imaginary spaghetti into the imaginary pot, set the imaginary kitchen timer for eight minutes.

So I can't talk. The spaghetti will be ruined.

Anonymous Fri May 30 18:12:27 2014 No.12157977

>>12157973
She didn't say anything.

I'm really sorry, but cooking spaghetti is a delicate operation.

The girl was silent. The phone in my hand began to freeze again.

So could you call me back? I added hurriedly.

Because youre in the middle of making spaghetti? she asked.

Yeah.

Are you making it for someone, or are you going to eat alone?

I'll eat it by myself, I said.

She held her breath for a long time, then slowly breathed out. Theres no way you could know this, but I'm really in trouble. I don't know what to do.

I'm sorry I can't help you, I said.

There's some money involved, too.

I see.

He owes me money, she said. I lent him some money. I shouldn't have, but I had to.

I was quiet for a minute, my thoughts drifting toward spaghetti. Im sorry, I said. But I've got the spaghetti going, so . . .

She gave a listless laugh. Goodbye, she said. Say hi to your spaghetti for me. I hope it turns out O.K.

Bye, I said.

True story of avian pasta Anonymous Fri May 30 18:13:45 2014 No.12157983

>>12157977
When I hung up the phone, the circle of light on the floor had shifted an inch or two. I lay down again in that pool of light and resumed staring at the ceiling.

Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad, sad thing.

Now I regret, a little, that I didn't tell the girl anything. Perhaps I should have. I mean, her ex-boyfriend wasn't much to start with -- an empty shell of a guy with artistic pretensions, a great talker whom nobody trusted. She sounded as if she really were strapped for money, and, no matter what the situation, you've got to pay back what you borrow.

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the girl -- the thought usually pops into my mind when I'm facing a steaming-hot plate of spaghetti. After she hung up the phone, did she disappear forever, sucked into the 4:30 p.m. shadows? Was I partly to blame?

I want you to understand my position, though. At the time, I didn't want to get involved with anyone. That's why I kept on cooking spaghetti, all by myself. In that huge pot, big enough to hold a German shepherd.

Durum semolina, golden wheat wafting in Italian fields.

Can you imagine how astonished the Italians would be if they knew that what they were exporting in 1971 was really *loneliness*?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 19:29:14 2014 No.12158270 I didn't read this copypasta story... but I'm sure it was great!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 23:56:55 2014 No.12158764 >>12139785 Not as deep as /a/'s homosexuality or Super Mario Bros. Lore But is still deep

>>	Anonymous Fri May 30 23:57:58 2014 No.12158766 >>12152644 That's their "nose" You know how to go to Touhou's relam but can't even know the anatomy of a bird? I hope your waifu rejects you

>>	Anonymous Sat May 31 00:00:27 2014 No.12158769 >>12143211 More like playing checkem,nice dubs

>>	Anonymous Sat May 31 00:11:47 2014 No.12158785 File: 359 KB, 800x1084, jbcs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jabese brd speggi

Anonymous Sat May 31 00:17:05 2014 No.12158794

>>12143261
Interesting. My main strategy usually involved letting the other person go first and having two adjacent tiles in the middle and adjacent column 3rd row, followed by another on one of them. I won most of my games and most of my opponents were quite good.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 31 00:32:30 2014 No.12158828 >>12157965 Man, humans are fucking ugly.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 31 00:35:15 2014 No.12158837 File: 390 KB, 641x391, kitty.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Avril Lavigne is trying to save mainstream interest in Japanese culture! Don't go kitty kitty ;_; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiaYDPRedWQ

>>	Anonymous Sat May 31 00:38:31 2014 No.12158843 But did it ever actually cook a german sheperd?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 31 00:38:54 2014 No.12158845 File: 364 KB, 1600x1200, 1387871428628.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12139882

>>	Anonymous Sat May 31 10:13:30 2014 No.12159550 File: 207 KB, 746x599, japanesebirdpostsonjp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Japanese bird browses /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 31 21:44:04 2014 No.12160763 >>12158845 >The pasta box is still there instead of a bird cage or something At least you tried

>>	Anonymous Sat May 31 22:13:13 2014 No.12160836 >>12160763 Cannibal pasta

>>	Anonymous Sat May 31 22:15:51 2014 No.12160840 File: 141 KB, 400x300, Great white oppressor bird cooking brothas.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 1 20:46:56 2014 No.12163231 File: 276 KB, 701x920, 1336830315663.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 1 20:58:20 2014 No.12163254 >>12160763 Actually there was already an old shop like that where the box said "BIRD" with penne_rigate.jpg on the box.

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Sun Jun 1 21:40:30 2014 No.12163323 File: 167 KB, 307x371, idontknowwhattocallthisface.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 2 22:37:23 2014 No.12166151 File: 5 KB, 245x95, truth.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Jun 2 22:42:11 2014 No.12166158

>>12163323
I am eating...I am eating...curry. Om nom nom, fresh, straight from the cook. It's piping hot and the steam from it burns my eyes a little, the smell is strong, and the flavor intense. "Oh Ciel, please give me some more, i'm still hungry!". I don't think I've ever come across curry as rich as this before, the flavor takes over all my senses. I can't take it anymore, I want more of this spicy deliciousness. I find the place it's coming from, its a hole, and I notice Ciel is looking the other way. The hole isn't big enough for me to use the spoon, but around it is soft tissue. I pull it open and decide to just use my tongue to scoop out the curry. I notice another area near the curry hole, dripping with something, so I taste it. The flavor is that of salty milk and coins, I quickly return to the curry to remove the taste. While eating the curry, I hear a gurgling noise...suddenly a hot gust of air billows out of the hole and the curry begins flowing at an amazing pace. The smell, the taste, the heat, it all comes pouring out of the hole with such force...soon it's all over my face and the floor, I'm slathered in it, enjoying it, loving it. I begin lapping it off the floor. My hands are covered in it, i begin rubbing it into myself. The heat is so intense that it begins to make my penis erect...as the curry pours out, I get closer and closer to orgasm. In the background I can hear Ciel moaning in discomfort.

Making Curry must be hard work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 2 23:28:38 2014 No.12166205 >>12139139 that bird is an aussie

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 00:43:04 2014 No.12166334 >>12166205 Whoa! Are you a bird otaku?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 23:36:18 2014 No.12168309 File: 68 KB, 1024x637, 1337029418262.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Japanese bird eating spaghetti

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 3 23:42:19 2014 No.12168319 >>12168309 But it's not the same bird!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 4 00:06:52 2014 No.12168364 >>12168319 you don't know that are you a bird no

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 4 00:10:16 2014 No.12168367 >>12168364 I am though. I can vouch. It is the same bird.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 4 00:11:19 2014 No.12168369 File: 60 KB, 638x478, iamabird.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12168367 forgot pic

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 4 00:12:59 2014 No.12168371 >>12168369 How are you on the Internet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 4 00:53:48 2014 No.12168435 >>12168371 It's flocking easy when you get used to it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 4 01:31:59 2014 No.12168499 >>12168319 maybe Japanese bird was cooking spaghetti for a friend who was in fact another bird?

>>	Japanese Bird's Friend Wed Jun 4 02:54:17 2014 No.12168619 >>12168499 I was the one he was cooking for. I can confirm this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 4 03:00:55 2014 No.12168628 File: 75 KB, 556x525, japanese bird being neet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12159550 More accurate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 4 04:11:35 2014 No.12168668 File: 37 KB, 500x360, tidus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12168628 That bird got some good taste

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 4 06:07:24 2014 No.12168779 >>12157983 I never read this before but I could tell it was by Haruki Murakami. Why is he always writing about spaghetti?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 4 15:41:26 2014 No.12169622 >>12152348 Is that a finger coming out of his beak?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 4 16:52:14 2014 No.12169827 File: 63 KB, 226x170, 1398432102590.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] korean bird cooking imperialists

>>	Derek Wed Jun 4 18:13:55 2014 No.12170062 This is legit guys you can download it, no virus at all (:

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 4 21:21:46 2014 No.12170528 I wonder if they make spaghetti in japan. I bet they'd put mayo on it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 4 21:24:10 2014 No.12170532 File: 565 KB, 498x614, 1376341753026.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12166151 But Japanese Bird doesn't cook spaghetti, Japanese Bird cooks pasta.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 4 21:53:49 2014 No.12170587 I'm terribly confused. So is Japanese bird cooking spaghetti banned or not because the while before this every Japanese bird cooking spaghetti was immediately 404.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 5 00:05:42 2014 No.12170897 >>12170532 That picture fits the word creepypasta more than pasta.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 5 21:10:50 2014 No.12173080 >>12170587 see >>12157819

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 5 22:25:30 2014 No.12173207 File: 595 KB, 800x600, Bancho Bird.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Japanese bird stirring up trouble!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 6 11:23:43 2014 No.12174685 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP51adPtVn4 Japanese bird giving people a scare.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 6 13:52:04 2014 No.12174957 >>12174685 That was beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 7 13:21:34 2014 No.12178813 File: 202 KB, 556x525, 1401865255536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12168628

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 7 13:33:35 2014 No.12178839 >>12170587 I think the spamming of it is banned. I dont see any harm in having one thread up. Plus japanese birds are cute. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn67lwMa_BY

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 7 13:37:34 2014 No.12178849 >>12178813 Is lewd Miku the new meme?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 7 13:45:14 2014 No.12178869 >>12168369 I was wondering when the pigeons would start showing up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 7 15:37:45 2014 No.12179146 >>12178839 wwww cutest post on /jp/ ever

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 7 15:42:57 2014 No.12179167 >>12178839 cute

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 7 16:37:27 2014 No.12179347 >>12178839 I knew I had heard that rythm before.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 8 00:18:37 2014 No.12180260 File: 39 KB, 300x137, 1399860302813.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12178839

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 8 14:42:11 2014 No.12181791 File: 496 KB, 499x281, ZrXBw.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12178839 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSnuxzHjsjY

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 8 16:06:44 2014 No.12181959 >>12181791 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmMMHuzDtG0

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 8 16:35:53 2014 No.12182003 >>12170532 -posting Ethul Wolf on /jp/ Put that meme shit on /mu/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 9 09:50:27 2014 No.12183406 File: 130 KB, 634x510, hnnng_7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12178839 >>12181791 >>12181959 These threads are my antidepressant

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 9 15:58:33 2014 No.12184046 >>12181959 A japanese bird with ADHD, heh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 10 04:46:31 2014 No.12185479 american birds can be cute too!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 10 04:48:35 2014 No.12185482 WOXXY, ARCHIVE THIS THREAD!

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 10 04:53:02 2014 No.12185485 File: 118 KB, 753x753, url.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12185483 Whoa. Cool.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 10 09:43:48 2014 No.12185878 File: 1.87 MB, 250x141, aG97w0w_460sa.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebsR0L6gSxQ

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 10 09:49:24 2014 No.12185891 File: 50 KB, 800x473, 67.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12185878 why

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 10 10:43:42 2014 No.12185987 File: 237 KB, 800x532, sakuya hnnng overload_2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12185878 >That gif Holy shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 10 15:02:28 2014 No.12186829 File: 735 KB, 250x362, 1368095445352.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Japanese Bird Dancing To Degenerate Western Music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNAAZ5Nt6pk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 10 15:27:16 2014 No.12186880 You're all a bunch of pastafags.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 10 23:46:54 2014 No.12187777 >>12185878 r.i.p.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 11 03:29:18 2014 No.12188042 >>12163231 Is this mango any good?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 11 05:05:08 2014 No.12188162 >>12186829 >cockatoo >Japanese bird

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 11 05:14:16 2014 No.12188176 >>12188162 Maybe he's a transethnic bird or something, ever think of that shitlord? Sheesh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 11 16:04:18 2014 No.12189022 File: 42 KB, 618x557, 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 11 16:05:54 2014 No.12189026 File: 16 KB, 450x391, 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12189022

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 11 20:31:36 2014 No.12189362 File: 46 KB, 499x372, 1402532775861.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 11 20:40:27 2014 No.12189367 >>12189362 Rude bird!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 11 20:51:07 2014 No.12189380 >>12189022 "I almost forgot to post about today's dinner on /jp/!", thought the bird.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 11 20:53:40 2014 No.12189384 >>12189380 "Who's shooting me with a water gun?" thought the bird.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 11 21:12:25 2014 No.12189401 File: 838 KB, 3264x2448, trouble.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 11 21:25:29 2014 No.12189420 >>12189022 "I almost forgot to scrub clean this dirty pan before cooking on it again" thought the japanese bird-scrubbing pan.

Anonymous Wed Jun 11 22:37:40 2014 No.12189528
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>>12189401

Japanese cat reacting to Japanese birds invading their turf!

Needs the conventional text. Not having "motherfucker" makes it less funny.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 11 23:28:58 2014 No.12189602 File: 2.38 MB, 345x263, comfy bird.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Japanese bird going to sleep. Oyasumi~

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 11 23:32:03 2014 No.12189607 I hate Japanese bird

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 11 23:33:50 2014 No.12189612 File: 182 KB, 1280x960, 1279505977400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12189607 Say that to ore no kao not online faggot and see what happens

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 11 23:53:48 2014 No.12189634 I remember when this wasn't an overused meme...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 00:03:59 2014 No.12189640 >>12189634 >over used It originated as spam you fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 00:05:13 2014 No.12189643 >>12189634 It was always an overused meme.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 00:41:49 2014 No.12189676 >>12189634 RF would have a heart attack if he read this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 00:53:49 2014 No.12189689 >>12178839 One thread of this should be okay. It seems innocent enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 01:25:41 2014 No.12189724 >>12189602 Hnnngg

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 02:20:25 2014 No.12189779 Is this the otaku culture thread?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 09:44:51 2014 No.12190304 File: 94 KB, 500x375, 1275592082607.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12189779 Protected jay pea heritage, please do not report

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 16:01:03 2014 No.12190935 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GDCJJXZWE0 Japanese birds giving you the news

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 17:04:14 2014 No.12191116 >>12190935 That's awesome but 2030 is far too long to wait. It's there a service available now that offer news reading japanese birds? I'll even go with English or spanish reading ones.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 17:07:31 2014 No.12191125 >>12190935 http://youtu.be/_jV7dkM8Xfk My god.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 17:07:53 2014 No.12191127 That bird is died. Someday /jp/ will also die.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 17:17:56 2014 No.12191153 File: 492 KB, 250x188, 1366016740908.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 17:52:04 2014 No.12191222 File: 100 KB, 650x414, hoopdog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 17:54:06 2014 No.12191225 File: 2.53 MB, 2816x2112, 1330749292363.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Artistic representation of Japanese bird

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 18:10:15 2014 No.12191243 >>12191222 Five hoops!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 19:02:07 2014 No.12191328 >>12191153 Tony Sqwak!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 19:04:20 2014 No.12191332 >>12191225 Well done

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 19:43:35 2014 No.12191401 >>12191225 loomis

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 19:50:30 2014 No.12191406 >>12191225 This is going right in my Japanese bird folder. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 20:02:12 2014 No.12191413 Wait a minute: I got a 3 day ban last year for posting Japanese bird. Why is it ok now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 20:05:47 2014 No.12191421 >>12191413 moot lowered /jp/'s alert condition to DEFCON 2

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 20:23:21 2014 No.12191438 >>12191421 It's DEFCON BIRD

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 12 22:09:54 2014 No.12191582 >>12191413 bet you won't do it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 13 15:23:33 2014 No.12193364 File: 1.38 MB, 3264x2448, Japanese bird playing billiard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Japanese bird playing billiard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 13 15:27:17 2014 No.12193374 File: 179 KB, 1286x1200, 1397801598123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 13 15:44:41 2014 No.12193407 File: 38 KB, 250x250, 1264931584819.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wow good thread guys

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 13 15:45:28 2014 No.12193409 >>12193364 That's pool, you uncultured doofus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 08:39:58 2014 No.12195006 File: 4 KB, 240x179, 1402749485687.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12193409

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 14 08:47:12 2014 No.12195014 File: 498 KB, 500x357, 1402500792888.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12195006

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 03:15:24 2014 No.12197884 Nest thread on /jp/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 09:53:47 2014 No.12198283 >>12191127 Maybe it is for the best

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 23:37:19 2014 No.12199707 bump

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 23:40:50 2014 No.12199713 bump

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 04:22:31 2014 No.12200095 >>12191127 Nothing lasts forever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 17:38:02 2014 No.12201166 >>12163323 Sixty Niggers

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 20:03:46 2014 No.12201370 File: 648 KB, 380x380, 1402427476852.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylRHSNDNJL4 Japanese bird taking a bath.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 05:54:41 2014 No.12202198 File: 951 KB, 240x152, 1402419494762.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 06:39:23 2014 No.12202253 I'm sorry /jp/. I cooked Japanese bird.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 09:02:35 2014 No.12202456 File: 338 KB, 2876x2296, being art.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12202253 you monster

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 09:03:39 2014 No.12202457 File: 2 KB, 354x353, cooking pixels.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 09:36:00 2014 No.12202518 File: 150 KB, 768x576, bird shock_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12202253

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 10:49:35 2014 No.12202654 >>12202518 What a weird sink.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 20:07:12 2014 No.12203692 File: 68 KB, 640x480, 1330967134229.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12202654 Your FACE is a weird sink, nerd!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 20:35:02 2014 No.12203721 >>12168779 Italian food is one of his three great obsessions, the other two being jazz music and women disappearing under bizarre circumstances.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 21:03:41 2014 No.12203758 >>12202456 whao anon did you art that

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 23:46:07 2014 No.12204094 >>12203692 Satori???

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 12:10:40 2014 No.12205196 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykvuiO_qDmc

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 15:50:51 2014 No.12205869 >>12205196 That's like, really creepy man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 16:53:09 2014 No.12205970 Is the Murakami spaghetti the origin of the "spaghetti everywhere" kopipe?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 18 21:23:31 2014 No.12206436 File: 180 KB, 500x316, tumblr_m8h0s2IP081qfvw4ro1_500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12189612 just look for this badass japanese bird

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 19 05:56:05 2014 No.12207276 >>12206436 Gross. Her eyes are too far apart.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 19 16:17:12 2014 No.12208350 File: 110 KB, 1280x800, 2014-06-19-22-16-48+0200.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Japanese thread on page 8

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 19 17:41:30 2014 No.12208507 >>12208350 >not typing "f" or "." or another fast single-letter answer for the second captcha you know exactly whom I'm quoting

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 19 18:24:41 2014 No.12208597 >>12208507 That's like, really evil. Digitizing books is a very noble goal. I'm always super-careful not to have typos there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 19 18:28:18 2014 No.12208604 >>12206436 I'm in love with Rose and I'm ashamed to say it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 19 21:07:06 2014 No.12208898 >>12208597 Is it still noble when people are profiting off of it?

Anonymous Thu Jun 19 23:14:02 2014 No.12209123

>>12208350
>>12208597

>Not reniggering the second captcha
>Giving free labor to google
>Probably types out the full house number, too

Why would you trust google, Anon? Why would you help their computer recognition software advance to the point of omnipotence?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 19 23:19:14 2014 No.12209134 >>12209123 it needs to get far enough to be stopped before it can get too far to be stopped

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 19 23:19:40 2014 No.12209136 >>12206436 Didn't he die?

Anonymous Fri Jun 20 13:09:02 2014 No.12210574

>>12209123
I don't have an opinion on house numbers, but I have a strong opinion on digitizing world literature, and it's that everyone should support it.

This doesn't go into some Google database, book digitizing is a humanistic effort and the books will be stored in freedom respecting, open formats.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 14:23:12 2014 No.12210696 >>12210574 That's what the jews want you to believe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 14:32:15 2014 No.12210715 >>12210696 >>>/pol/ Please do not decrease the quality of our superior Japanese board.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 20 14:38:41 2014 No.12210735 File: 165 KB, 500x375, 1276511860049.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12210715 Please stop shitposting and post more Japanese bird.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 21 01:59:18 2014 No.12212063 File: 1.78 MB, 3264x2448, 038_38.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Japanese birds playing battleship.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 21 03:52:28 2014 No.12212299 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyDF8c5LSV4 Japanese bird looking for owner.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 21 03:59:57 2014 No.12212305 >>12207276 >Her

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 21 04:12:20 2014 No.12212327 >>12212299 I would've wanted to see him find him instead of just leaving it open ended like that

Anonymous Sat Jun 21 09:02:18 2014 No.12212774
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>>12212327

This. Why wasn't there a cute ending where Japanese bird finds his human, chirps happily, and scampers up to human-san for hugs and cuddling?

I can't take it easy like this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 21 21:40:47 2014 No.12213886 >>12212299 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwKUoAmO8ks Japanese bird fighting human child and being traumatized.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 21 22:18:41 2014 No.12213936 >>12212299 Holy shit, he sounds like a baby. Not cute, dude. I am sad now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 21 22:31:56 2014 No.12213967 File: 275 KB, 480x334, 1369436590366.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12178839

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 21 22:43:12 2014 No.12213996 >>12212299 >>12213886 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQf4HUcuZ6k Japanese bird dancing to TV commercials

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 21 22:51:03 2014 No.12214015 File: 656 KB, 499x281, 1383147344745.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12213996 >>12213886

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 21 23:13:52 2014 No.12214048 File: 265 KB, 800x600, 1397757639608.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Japanese touhou cooking spaghetti

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 23:52:35 2014 No.12216244 File: 1.96 MB, 3072x2304, 1337616683716.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Japanese bird shredding some iron!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 22 23:56:57 2014 No.12216253 How many /jp/sies actually own a pet bird?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 23 00:15:29 2014 No.12216275 >>12216253 I used to when I was a child. I didn't took very good care of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 23 00:20:51 2014 No.12216281 >>12216253 two COCKatiels... seriously

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 23 00:44:23 2014 No.12216316 >>12216275 What happened to it? >>12216281 I used to have two cockatiels too. A male and female pair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 23 02:17:29 2014 No.12216441 >>12216316 They died, duh. These birds don't live longer than a couple of years. But the cage was always dirty, its claws were always too long and it wasn't very friendly with humans because I never bothered with it, so it was scared.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 23 02:22:53 2014 No.12216446 >>12216441 It died from stress then! You could've saved it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 23 02:35:37 2014 No.12216457 >>12216253 I have 4 budgies. They're all stupid, but fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 23 02:48:28 2014 No.12216472 >>12216457 Just like /jp/!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 23 02:51:27 2014 No.12216476 >>12216472 only if they are also cute and girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 23 02:56:05 2014 No.12216483 File: 501 KB, 499x300, 1383146772156.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12216476 >>12216472

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 23 03:07:31 2014 No.12216501 >>12216476 Would you rather be a cute bird or a cute human girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 23 03:10:14 2014 No.12216507 Discussion about japanese indie game scene on /jp/ --- not allowed Japanese bird cooking spaghetti --- Oh go ahead anon-kun, we need more of that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 23 03:15:23 2014 No.12216517 >>12216253 I had a cockatiel for 7 years before it died of old age.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 23 03:22:06 2014 No.12216533 >>12216507 Terminal ass damage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 23 03:25:23 2014 No.12216538 >>12216507 See: >>12157819

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 23 03:33:16 2014 No.12216548 File: 284 KB, 1600x1200, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 1 month old JBCS thread. We have achieved victory on this holy day, bird warriors. Praise be to bird. http://youtu.be/xkkB5M72_1Q

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 23 03:50:29 2014 No.12216574 >>12216548 You still have over 7 hours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 23 03:55:10 2014 No.12216583 >>12216574 Think again how many time has passed and how long an average month is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 23 04:03:47 2014 No.12216593 >>12216583 I don't give a FUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 23 04:08:44 2014 No.12216607 >>12216593 wow rude, pls remeber that jp is a board for otaku culture. Rudness is not allowed here, you may want to visit other boards like /b/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 23 04:12:29 2014 No.12216617 >>12216607 Suck my dick, dude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 23 04:13:20 2014 No.12216620 >>12216607 Get fucked nerd, if you can't roll with the real deal jaypees then get the FUCK OUT>

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 23 17:36:45 2014 No.12217859 >>12216441 I owned one. They last like 17 years. You just took shitty care of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 24 01:26:28 2014 No.12218707 File: 1.31 MB, 3072x2304, 033_33.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Birds are so fun and cute. /jp/ is also fun and cute!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 24 01:57:18 2014 No.12218753 >>12218707 I'm not cute...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 24 02:00:00 2014 No.12218761 >>12218753 Agreed. You and that faggot you're responding to can get THE FUCK OUT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 24 02:08:27 2014 No.12218780 File: 74 KB, 777x777, 1385328818890.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12218761

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 24 02:11:08 2014 No.12218786 File: 144 KB, 660x495, P1010346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12218753 I'm sure you are, Anon. You just have to believe!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 24 03:04:35 2014 No.12218891 >>12216501 Not him but the former cute human girls are usually succubus where i live

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 24 10:17:12 2014 No.12219538 >>12213996 Holy hell that's cute as fug.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 25 00:42:18 2014 No.12221053 bump

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 25 00:49:48 2014 No.12221062 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCsgsKGyshg Japanese birds playing Shogi with master

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 25 01:42:33 2014 No.12221115 >>12221062 Japanese birds are really the best

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 25 23:27:36 2014 No.12223442 File: 192 KB, 442x525, 1387871221013.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12221062 That bird probably plays better than me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 25 23:42:25 2014 No.12223472 >>12189401 doke doke doke

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 26 00:24:10 2014 No.12223525 File: 321 KB, 800x600, Japanese Bird Cooking Pasta 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You guys forgot this one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 26 01:40:27 2014 No.12223613 File: 529 KB, 1024x768, pizza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12216253 I had a parakeet who lived to be 11 and have a cockatiel who's going on 13 years. Still lively as ever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 26 01:55:45 2014 No.12223633 File: 38 KB, 500x376, Cockatiel in Dorito bag.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12223613 I forgot they can grow addicted to human food. My female loved doritos.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 26 02:04:05 2014 No.12223648 >>12223633 Isn't that bad for them?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 26 02:33:23 2014 No.12223715 >>12223648 Not in moderation. I usually gave her a few as treats once so often.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 26 03:22:06 2014 No.12223844 >>12168779 The protagonists of his stories always spill the spaghetti.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 26 03:37:06 2014 No.12223882 File: 61 KB, 450x532, 5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Japanese bird having a conversation http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0xxJf-dKss

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 26 03:40:21 2014 No.12223890 >>12223844 Isn't that excerpt from a short story called spaghetti or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 26 03:45:04 2014 No.12223898 >>12223890 The Year of Spaghetti,to be precise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 26 03:47:29 2014 No.12223899 >>12223898 Ah okay, I have a collection of his short stories and I recognize that one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 26 05:41:21 2014 No.12224018 >>12223882 Woh, he speaks really well. I didn't know birds could recreate sounds that well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 26 05:47:30 2014 No.12224025 >>12223882 Sounds like bird rap

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 05:59:00 2014 No.12226459 Saved from the bottom half of page 10!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 06:02:52 2014 No.12226469 >>12226459 thank you for all your hard work

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 16:54:25 2014 No.12227488 Japanese bird with mama. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3lSCPRs5Rg

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 17:01:44 2014 No.12227504 Birds are awful pets. They're loud as HELL, constantly need attention (if you don't want them to go nuts), bite constantly, shit everywhere and generally aren't too bright. Most dogs are easier to take care of and train than a bird.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 17:25:53 2014 No.12227559 >>12227504 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzYbXwsVgmU Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 17:27:57 2014 No.12227567 >>12227504 Go away, birds are the best Japanese birds are the besterer

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 17:33:13 2014 No.12227572 >>12227559 Crows are different, they are the smartest birds on the planet. It is illegal to keep one as a pet though, and they like to tear things with their beak like most birds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 17:40:48 2014 No.12227585 >>12227572 That wasnt a crow you cock juggling thunder cunt stop spouting shit from your mouth like you know everything motherfucker there is already a board for freaks like you and I suggest you go there and don't come back >>>/pol/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 17:50:42 2014 No.12227598 >>12227585 I'm the guy who posted the video. Why do you have to bully that Anon? He's probably just going off of the video title. Please cease your meanness immediately.

Anonymous Fri Jun 27 17:55:18 2014 No.12227616
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>>12227585
You are very mean my friend. Birds can be good pets, but this usually takes a lot of effort.

Treating them wrong like most people do will give people a false outlook on all birds. This is what happens with a lot of pets. People have gone as far as wanting to put down all pitbulls because of bad owners who enforce violence on them, even though they can be big teddy bears when raised normally.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 18:17:43 2014 No.12227671 somoene post the stirring gif

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 18:22:21 2014 No.12227681 File: 987 KB, 164x239, 1385826608754.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12227504 Japanese bird is dog's most valued ally and friend!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 19:14:23 2014 No.12227796 File: 1.39 MB, 200x150, 1391377307462.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12227585

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 19:15:38 2014 No.12227802 >>12227616 This makes me feel things I don't quite understand.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 19:47:49 2014 No.12227866 >>12227504 You must be one HELL of shitty pet owner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 21:15:09 2014 No.12227998 >>12227504 Having a pet bird like a cockatiel or parrot is like having a toddler. If you actually give them rules and train them right, they are never a burden.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 22:59:28 2014 No.12228214 >>12227681 Japanese dog eating uncooked pasta!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 23:02:19 2014 No.12228218 http://youtu.be/O7D-1RG-VRk Japanese bird sings anisong.

Anonymous Fri Jun 27 23:06:42 2014 No.12228232

>>12227998

Anon, please inform me how to train my bird. We've had him for years and he lives in his own room, always outside the cage. I think he's lonely in there but we can't put him anywhere else in the house or he'll freak out and slam into windows. He'll eat out of my hand but everything is no go. He bites, hisses, tries to savage my face and ear if I let him on my shoulder, and is generally a nuisance. I'm a shitty bird owner but I have no idea how to fix such behavior. Probably I need to spend more time with him but there isn't even anything I can do besides sit nearby and chat or play a game because he's so mean. He used to step up on fingers. I don't know what happened.

>>12228218

Christ that's cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 23:24:07 2014 No.12228270 File: 67 KB, 720x960, 1395431420128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12228218 Jesus christ I love these threads so much

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 27 23:55:45 2014 No.12228314 >>12228232 How old is your bird?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 28 00:03:33 2014 No.12228328 File: 1007 KB, 2448x3264, 1387937691014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12228218 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEPQSE9fBVY Japanese mother bird taking care of babies!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 28 00:04:57 2014 No.12228329 >>12228232 Put your bird in a cage, drive somewhere where no one will see you, and just toss the bird out the window It's a fucking bird, not a dog.

Anonymous Sat Jun 28 00:08:20 2014 No.12228332

>>12228329
Don't listen to this asshole.

Parrots are like kids, like the other anon said. They might act aggressive because they think your submitting to them, with one example being people not knowing that they will automatically assume superiority if you aren't on eye level or higher to them.

Or you can just play the ladder game and reward them treats as they follow your instructions.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 28 02:41:50 2014 No.12228654 Time 4 new thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 28 02:52:18 2014 No.12228673 >>12228654 Link to it here. We will appreciate it.

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