/jp/ - Otaku Culture

i don't know this song, but Yukari is definitely *not* an easy lover (i suppose that's translated into "prostitute"), so please take that back NOW!!!!!!

>>12132346
It means that she's easy to fall in love with and a perfect wife who will never be troublesome.

>>12132428
It means she's easy to fall in love with, but she does her own thing since she's strong enough that she can. She's a maneater in every sense of the word; don't let her appearance fool you.

ok faggots is this a Yukari thread or not?

>>12132674
Whatchu think it is, nerd?

I want yukari to bully my penis

>>12132886
Yukari-sama would never engage in such lewdness. R-right?

I want to feel her gloves

>>12132931
Loli gap demon

>>12132300
Phil Collins is really cool

>>12132931
translate it

>>12132946
You didn't say the magic word

>>12132954
weebs?

>>12132992
Password accepted.

Loli gap demon: I've never ridden a motorcycle before.

Sin sack: Neither have I. *sigh*

>>12133030
Thanks cutie

♩ ♫ Woooah Here she comes ♩ ♫

♩ ♫ She's a real cool cat that Yukarin ♩ ♫

>>12132921
Yukari has the silkiest gloves!

love the glove

>>12132931
For those who missed it, she is "enjoying" his arm.

Kowai kowai~

>>12134318
God, I love those over-elbow gloves.

>>12134318
Yukari's poker face is impressive.

>>12134318
translate it weeb

>>12134318
>>12135880
>Aww, are you feeling shy? How adorable.♡

>This...this is so embarrassing.

>>12135891
Thanks now I understand >>12135838

You don't see a lot of sin sack lately. What a shame.

I want to enter a relationship of sin with Yukari!

>>12133030
>>12132946

CGRascal-like translation detected.
The real translation:
LoliYukari: Hey, finish your work already. Let's do it!
SinSack: I can't! Please stop it! Ahh!

>>12135930
Oh... this is embarrassing, so hurry up and choose what you want to eat!

Posting in a Phil Collins thread.

Phil Collins AND Yukarin. It's great.

Brilliant OP. That song fits her so perfectly.

I wonder how many people inmediatly noticed which song the OP used... I supposed I have to thank my mother for bombarding me with his songs all my life.

For those plebs who don't know about Phill Collins:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uQGOUXRRCvA

let me just rest here a moment

>>12137255
being a big boobed youkai is suffering

I love her shikigami.

>>12137379
the dead crow?

>>12137387

Naw nigga. Ran-sama.

>>12137255
She can rest them on me~

>>12137446
but they are quite heavy

>>12137473
Then Yukarin really needs to rest them!
Such heavy, big, plump breasts must cause a backache of equal proportions.
Luckily, I'm strong enough to let them rest anywhere on my body.

>>12137964
She suffers for fashion. Her dress that exposes her heaving, supple cleavage doesn't allow her the use of a bra so she has no choice but to expose them as nature intended. I'm sure deep down, Yukari doesn't mind the attention one bit.

>>12137964
>Such heavy, big, plump breasts must cause a backache of equal proportions.
but she is strong dude, she can lift you with a single hand

>>12132346

No, she's definitely an "easy" lover alright.

She is what you would call a "slut". You know, someone who'll fuck anyone and everyone without asking for anything in return. Given her powers and her open personality, you'd be surprised if you managed to even ask her out before she gets deep into your pants.

>>12138181
Is not.

>>12137255
She's at her best when doing what she wants. It doesn't have to be dirty, but it helps.

Yukari wears pads

>>12137255

>>12138350

Nah, she just has implants.

You guys didn't really think they were natural, did you?

>>12138495
Nothing is natural about Yukari. Her perfection is otherworldly. How can someone like that have need of such imperfections?

>>12139130
>sample

>>12138495
Jesus, what a fucking slut. Showing her body off like that, and so shamelessly. You'd think she were some 17 year-old teenager.

>>12139130
do not save samples
do not post samples

>>12139224
>>12139190
I'm sorry. Did you think you were entitled to witness her splendor in it's entirety.

>>12139287
She's entitled to be portrayed to her fullest.

>>12137077
Thanks dude, heard it on the radio and thought it sounded like Yukari so I made this thread

Remilia feels it.

>>12140003
She is undead. How is she going to kill her by grabbing an organ that long ago stopped beating?

>>12140018
It might still hurt. Who knows, though.

if Yukari is so powerful, intelligent and cute

Why is her ass beaten in every fucking game?

>>12140033
Dude, she lets everyone win because a) she wants to hide her true power (as if people don't know the extent of her abilities it's harder for them to counter her) and b) she doesn't care about winning or losing as long as all of Gensokyo's not at stake.

>>12140037
so, is she a kind of masochist?
because she is beaten pretty hard, enough to rip her clothes and lose some tears of pain...

>>12140033
Because players have the ability to empower others.

If you went to Gensokyo then everyone would be begging you to help them so they could become the most powerful being in the world.

>>12140103
but what if you suck playing danmaku

>>12140037
She hides her powerlevel because she doesn't want to overshadow her princess.

>>12140111
You also have the power of changing the difficulty setting, nerd.

>>12140145
pls don't bully

>>12140033
If you think about it, in the games Reimu is the one who gets her ass beat the most. Most people who play Touhou never make it to the Extra stages. And the few who do, try it hundreds of times just to win.

>>12140165
It makes me happy to see someone using a reaction image I made.

>>12140197
yeah it feels good

yukari
hey yukari
yukari please
please give us back our physics
please give them back yukari we need them
please yukari

>feel when u can't buttsex urself with a strap-on using gaps
>u thrust forward ur butt moves forward as well making it useless

>>12140362
Why not make the gap next to your ass move forward when you thrust? It's not like it has to remain in place.

>>12140345
Yukari is currently having fun with physics. She'll give them back when she's done.

would Yukari do dirty things to Flandre?

Rumia is still best girl

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/59443353/Becoming_a_philosopher/HTML/Rumia/rumia1.html

>>12140145
So basically everything falls apart when you're expected to play on Normal to win, or when you need to play Extra or Phantasm difficulty? What then? Cheat engine?

Look at that sheer confidence! Misplayed arrogance or completely justified?

>>12142482
she's got two bathing suits on, it's not very daring

>>12142525
Even two are not enough to contain her.

>>12142482
It looks like she's trying too hard, which is kinda cute.

>>12140037
is Yukari strong enough to defeat the Yuugi?

>>12142671
No. Oni are the ultimate abductor. The titans. Hell, Yuugi is supposed to be a deva.

The only way to "beat" an oni is by cheating. Or by being a monotheistic deity.

>>12142679
but Yukari stated to have some kind of resilience to physical damage
also
she is strong enough to parry a mace handled by a half-youkai.

>>12142714
Devas are quasi divine beings, anon. You know, as in the guys who helped build reality from chaos.

>>12140828
Cute!

>>12142746
but they are still weak to beans, and Yukari knows how to use beans...

>>12142746
But Yukari is Yog-Sothoth, contiguous with all of space-time. Or at least in my head she is

>>12138384

>>12143977
>Or at least in my head she is
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

>>12144185
Is this a new /jp/ meme

So soft~

>>12140945
Yes, using cheats is another power the player has.

When you can't win while following the rules, you change the very nature of the game's universe so that you can win. Or you get someone else to do it if you don't know how programming works.

>>12132300
Yukari is pretty cool I guess, not my favourite. Eh, she's an alright touman

She'll be sad if this thread dies.

>>12144993

imagine getting it on with those two in bed!

>>12147464
Imagine those two getting on you in bed!

>>12147476
That's a great doujin

>>12147522
It's not my favorite but it's probably top 25
This is another one I like

>another yukarin thread
thank you

>>12147861
sure

>>12147476

>>12147871
That's a pretty good doujin too

>>12147861
nobody said "another yukarin thread"

>>12147476
my anus!

lolikari is best Yukari

>>12148230
yes

i want Yukarin to gape my ass

>>12148399
>e my ass
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

>>12148399
Anyone who doesn't want that is gay. It's been confirmed.

>>12148253
That's a nice stand you have there, it'd be a shame if something happened to it...

yucry

sideboob

♩ ♫ Yeah, when I first saw that bikini top on her ♩ ♫
♩ ♫ She’s poppin’ right out of the South Georgia water ♩ ♫
♩ ♫ Thought, "Oh, good lord, she had them long tanned legs!" ♩ ♫

♩ ♫ Yeah, when I first saw that bikini top on her ♩ ♫
♩ ♫ She’s poppin’ right out of the South Georgia water ♩ ♫
♩ ♫ Thought, "Oh, good lord, she had them long tanned legs!" ♩ ♫

>>12152754
You don't need to censor dot nipples.

>>12152778
Sorry, but I wasn't taking any chances. Please note this is a statement of fact about my own intent, and not a criticism of 4chan moderation/janitorial staff.

>>12152754
boobrest.

>>12153140
For a 17-year-old she sure is skilled at emphasizing her chest.

> I said no peeking

Yukari is a demure and polite lady.

So, so big...

>>12154328
Too big!

>>12154332
No such thing.

>>12154328
that isnt how brests work...
they would flatten out and be saggy and soft, not giant spheres.

>>12154346
Oh, I know. I was just kidding.

>>12154355
Mmmm...saggy...

>>12154356
Just making sure. I would post bigger sizes but they're too lewd for /jp/.

Yukari should stop trying to fit into Chen's clothes and just get comfortable with her lewd, soft body.

Playing dress-up with Yukarin!

>>12154517
Yukari is putting on some weight!

>>12154551
That just makes her softer and more huggable.

>>12154588
I never said it was a bad thing!

>>12154596
Some people might though.

>>12154603
Only people with bad taste!

>>12154609
Having bad taste doesn't make them less real, sadly.

>>12154627
It doesn't matter. We can still enjoy a soft and healthy Yukarin no matter what they say.

Real healthy coming through

>>12154596

I want to fug the fatkurri

Did you call her an old lady again, anon?

>>12155387
If I did she would be in tears or punish me. Probably both.

Either way, she'd be cute doing it.

>>12155387
yes

>>12132300
That's very cute because she looks like she's dancing to the music in your picture. Yukarin doing things is cute.

>>12157410
Yukari is cute period.

>>12158302
He just knows Yukari, I guess.

Yukari gonna steal your organs

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>>12157410
This lewdness.
Phil disapproves.

>>12159900
why is Yukari crying?

>>12160524
crocodile tears

>>12160524
Deceptive tears, and tears of joy that she has stolen the spine of yet another virgin male.

>>12160732
food shouldn't be that lewd

>>12159900
She stole my heart years ago, Anon.

>>12161655
Mine as well. I wish I was Tenshi in this picture.

Such dignity and poise...

>>12159918

Y-young?

>>12162175
What is Yukari and Tenshi's relationship? Are they friends?

>>12164639
Best friends!

>>12164682
I see.

>>12164682
>>12164692
Frenemies!

>>12164793
More like Yukari doesn't want a semi-retarded celestial messing with her shit.

>>12165396
But look at the fun they're having together!

>>12165411
Against one such as Yuuka even grave enemies must unite.

>>12165411
I hope their hats are okay

>>12165417
I'd play a game where Yukari and Tenshi put aside their deep loathing of each other to troll all of Gensokyo. The final boss would, of course , have to be Eiki

>>12165423
It would work. Tenshi is less skilled of a troll than Tewi but has more impact, and Yukari seems to be portrayed as a troll/used as "a wizard did it" plot device in fanworks. The final boss would be either the Yama or Reimu (since a celestial and the youkai sage traipsing around fucking with everyone for no reason probably qualifies as an incident). Maybe it could be a minigame-type thing, where the player messes with each character a different way (repainting Shizuha's leaves green, counter-stealing Marisa's stuff, etc.).

>>12155344
Hey, you come here often?

>>12164464
Youngkari

>>12164464
Maybe?

moro t:Reimu

>>12164464
>>12165460
Yukarin trying so hard to be young~
So cute~
I want to pet and hug

>>12132300
There's something about her pose and facial expression in this picture I really like.

>>12166112
I agree, but those tits are actually out of place in that image.

bursting at the seams!

various states of lewd

>>12166178
You think so?

>>12166112
She thinks I'm looking at her nipple, but I'm actually thinking about how ridiculous and old she looks.
Just look at those wrinkles under her eyes.

>>12164692
Is she going to snap Tenshi's neck?

>>12166763
Hopefully

>>12166763
>>12166764
No no, Tenshi provides her with far too much amusement to kill her of so casually.
Silly Celestial.

>>12166762
Pls dont bully the best 2hu

>>12167586
But she looks so cute when she's upset!

>>12167586
There is no need to be upset just because you're inferior.

>>12167586
There is no need to be upset. Just accept your age.

>>12167927
Fufufu, you certainly have a lot of nerve.

>>12167927
>>12168666
Why can't the two best Touhous just get along?

>>12168875
Because them not getting along most of the time is the spice that makes it so good.
Like sprinkling salt on a watermelon to bring out the full sweetness.

>>12168875
Kindly refrain from posting the celestial in my thread.

>>12168907
Well, when you put it that way...

>>12168907
Yes Yukarin but may i post Ran?

>>12168951
>>12168907
>>12168970
Please, everyone. Please.
As long as it has Yukarin in it, it is Yukarin related and therefore belongs in the Yukarin thread.

>>12168995
You seem like a reasonable person, have some Yakumos and a Chen.

>>12169030
Chen is also a Yakumo

>>12169051
you're a Yakumo

>>12169051
She isn't. She's just Chen. She doesn't have a family name

>>12169062
Her name is Chen Yakumo and she is part of the Yakumo family

>>12169057
I wish to be a Yakumo

>>12171722
Me too.
As long as I have Yukarin by my side, I can even endure the unrequited love...

>>12171888
I would settle for being Chen's shikigami.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQGOUXRRCvA&feature=kp

>>12169126
Check ANY official source that mentions Chen's name.

Yukari is Yakumo Yukari.
Ran is Yakumo Ran.
Chen is Chen.

>>12172221
You omitted Chen's last name though.

Ia! Ia! Yuk-Sothoth ia!

Oh, Yukari, please gently and lovingly warp my geometry...

guys, this is what happens when you don't knock

Yukari, Spring Break '88

>>12172779
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>>12172817
Such a scary Yukarin!
Maybe she'll make me go insane and then take me as her demented pet? I wouldn't mind at all.

>>12172354
Because she doesn't HAVE one. Her name is JUST Chen.

>>12172846
I want to be Yukarin's Chaos Cultist!

This thread must live or we'll all be eaten.

>>12172852
That's not possible. She has to have a last name. Everyone has a last name. Someone obviously birthed her or something.

>>12174866
Cirno, Rumia Kisume, Nazrin, Unzan, Wakasagihime, and Sekibanki don't.
Reisen didn't before coming to Earth. Reisen II still doesn't.
Most PC-98 Characters didn't either, but how canon they are is a debate in and of itself.

>>12174870
So are you saying those creatures formed by themselves?

>>12174870
But aren't Reisen, Udonge, and Inaba just three different names she has been called in the past, rather than a single full name?

>>12174893
Cirno, being a fairy, probably did. I don't know why the others don't have last names. For Chen and Nazrin, it's possible they started out as a regular cat and mouse, and only received names upon becoming Youkai.
>>12174896
I think it's both.
Reisen is her moon name
Udongein is the name Erin gave her so she could then give her the nickname Udonge
Inaba is what Kaguya calls all Rabbits
But I think she uses Reisen Udongein Inaba as her full name now. I might be wrong though, I am not an expert on Reisen.

I'm in love with Ran and find Yukari genuinely intimidating and scary. I involuntarily imagine situations where Yukari disapproves of our relationship and puts me through insane psychological torment when Ran isn't around.

>>12174989

I think a lot of Ran lovers go through the same thing. Yukari is probably not pleasant to be around, going by canon. Gotta man up, though.

>>12174989
So you're interested in my Ran huh?

>>12175010

I'm madly in love with Yukari's shikigami. Not even the degrading, lustful kind.

>>12175014
How nice.

>>12175022

I agree, it is nice. So, is that all you wanted to ask?

>>12175027
Yes, have fun.

>>12175033

Thanks dood. You too.

I was in pain yesterday. Would Yukari take pity on me and console me?

>>12175152
That depends, are you a cute, potential Shikigami?

>>12175156
Not exactly, though I do have extensive Yukari material.

>>12175162
Then I'm afraid Yukari is too busy to help you.

>>12175166
>busy

>>12175173
That's what I said.
Busy.

>>12175181
Looks like there's room for one more...sniff

>Y: Good morning, Reimu, you're cute as usual. Ufufu, you're so cute I'd like to eat you up. Really, cute to the point I'd like to eat you up.
>R: Stay back.

>Y: Time to eat!
>R: Please stop
>It hurts
>Don't do it
>I don't wanna die
>...Bye bye, Mother...

>Y: Oh my, I ate Reimu up without noticing. How embarassing. But at times like this...

>Y: ...I can just pull out a new Reimu from the gap. All I need to to is kidnap a fresh human girl from outside, add some processing and training, and voila.
>R: Good morning
>My name is Hakurei Reimu

>The end

I recently went to Japan, and look where I was in!

>>12175557
Did you see any blond onee-sans in purple dresses there?

>>12168995
Pls translate.

>>12175522
She relies on the outside world for shrine maiden raw material? I would have expected Yukarin to have magical vats full of Rei[mu] clones so she never runs out.

>>12168995

Would you enter a no-holds-barred cage match with Yukari for the World Heavyweight Championship title and her butt in marriage?

>>12175705
Yeah. Even if I lost I'd still get to touch her.

>>12175705
Everyone here'll lose without a question. But maybe she'll hold us in a way our bodies will touch~
Yukarin's warm soft body pressing against you!

>>12174893
Chen is a bakeneko, which means she was a normal cat that turned youkai by the consumption of flesh. If she turned into one by herself, there would be no one to give her any name at all. She should be lucky to have "Chen."

>>12175714
I'd think anyone human would lose seeing as she has youkai strength. But I agree, having Yukarin grapple me sweetly would be lovely~

Yukari's little gap!

>>12175705
Yukari is heavyweight alright.

>>12175859
That's how I like her.

>>12175819
Maybe if you hug her by surprise and confess to her, she'll be surprised enough that you can get the upper hand.

>>12175871
Go for the full nelson while she's stunned.

♩ ♫ She's like no other ♩ ♫
♩ ♫ Before you know it you'll be on your knees ♩♫

Phil Collins GOAT

Yukari needs a baking assistant to keep her soft lewd chest out of the way of the cooking! Will you help her?

>>12178420
I will make protectively cupping them, and keeping them out of the way with my hands, my life's mission!

Yukari's bloomers!

Stripe pan

yukari a lewd

>>12178853
>autistic_yukari.jpg

>>12178865

Yukari searches the archives for evidence she is not the best 2hu and finds none.

>>12178894
Yukari pls go

>>12178834
I want to snif that pantsu

>>12178905
lolihu pls go to your own thread
mature ladies only in here
not every library is your library

>>12178950
But Yukari is a loli

>>12178987
But she's a mature lady too

>>12178987
>>12178993
Yukari can be whatever she dreams of!

>>12179026
can she be a sassy brown shorthair in a sukumizu for me? and please say "ara ara" while teasing me

>>12179043
Yukari could do that.
But she won't.

>>12179043
Sukumizu and sassy are possible, but the hair stays.

>>12178950
I want to go to the beach with Yukari while she sneers at me and calls me an eyesore.

>>12179079
The only reason I'm not calling you out on the sample is because I know the original is gigantic.

>>12178993
she is also a teen

Hmmm...which one...or are they a package deal?

>>12178987
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>>12179097
She is not Collage age however, she was busy being someone else around that time.

>>12179692
>Collage age

>>12179700
Sometimes I am not smart.

>>12179705
No worries, man. Just joshing you.

>>12179712
It's fine. I know spelling is not my strong suit, I fuck it up a lot.

>>12179719
There are certainly worse things to be bad at; you're probably doing just fine.

>>12179727
I know. I was just making conversation, since I was posting pictures anyway.

>>12182287
I don't comply to unreasonable demands

>>12182287
I don't negotiate with terrorists.

>>12182490
I want Ran to give me mouth to mouth.

>>12182490
I love this Yukarin

>>12183954
This damn Yukarin, damn!

>>12182490
What is this fanime called again

>>12184014
phantasy kaleidoscope

>>12184114
Danks mang

I wanted to contribute to this thread, but when I went to post an image I came to the realization that at least 90% of my Yukari pics are lewd to the max and I'm feeling too lazy to spend 60 seconds changing my IP after posting.

>>12184121
You're lucky, they've started rangebanning me

>>12184121
just spoiler it

>>12184125
I don't get banned that much. And if they range banned Comcast in a major metropolitan area like I live in, they'd be banning hundreds since its the only cable provider.

Which one of you niggers stole me hat?

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>>12184219
bkub's Yukari is quite cute.

Fine, got a new one.

If you stare anywhere other than my eyes, I'll kill you. If you last for a full minute, then...

fufufufu

>>12187166
Such beauty
I want to marry

>>12187352
She's a Lovecraftian abomination, not your wife to be.

>>12187392
>She's a Lovecraftian abomination
That's one of the reasons i love her.

>>12187352
I want to she NTR you with me

>>12187414
Alas you're way past the point of salvation then.

>>12187466
i want badly to be NTR'd by Yukarin

>>12187478
>>12187466
She can't really ntr you since she's neither truly human nor yours to begin with.

>>12187472
me on Yukari's hand.

>>12182490

Chen is drowning and Yukari is like "fuck it I'll have another drink".

>>12187392
You can't spell Lovecraftian without love~

>>12187466
Such despair
I want to save and make happy again

>>12187913
spooky Yukari dude.

>>12187915
Every Yukari is a good Yukari.

>>12187920
that's not moe~

>>12188289
Scary Yukarin can be moe, too.
Yukarin is Yukarin after all.

>>12188854
2lewd

>>12188868
There is no such thing!

>>12188893
Yukari's wet sticky gap.