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♩ ♫ She's an easy lover ♩ ♫♩ ♫ She'll take your heart but you won't feel it ♩ ♫
i don't know this song, but Yukari is definitely *not* an easy lover (i suppose that's translated into "prostitute"), so please take that back NOW!!!!!!
>>12132346It means that she's easy to fall in love with and a perfect wife who will never be troublesome.
>>12132428It means she's easy to fall in love with, but she does her own thing since she's strong enough that she can. She's a maneater in every sense of the word; don't let her appearance fool you.
ok faggots is this a Yukari thread or not?
>>12132674Whatchu think it is, nerd?
I want yukari to bully my penis
>>12132886Yukari-sama would never engage in such lewdness. R-right?
I want to feel her gloves
>>12132931Loli gap demon
>>12132300Phil Collins is really cool
>>12132946You didn't say the magic word
>>12132992Password accepted.Loli gap demon: I've never ridden a motorcycle before.Sin sack: Neither have I. *sigh*
♩ ♫ Woooah Here she comes ♩ ♫
♩ ♫ She's a real cool cat that Yukarin ♩ ♫
>>12132921Yukari has the silkiest gloves!
love the glove
>>12132931For those who missed it, she is "enjoying" his arm.
>>12134318God, I love those over-elbow gloves.
>>12134318Yukari's poker face is impressive.
>>12134318translate it weeb
>>12134318>>12135880>Aww, are you feeling shy? How adorable.♡>This...this is so embarrassing.
>>12135891Thanks now I understand >>12135838
You don't see a lot of sin sack lately. What a shame.
I want to enter a relationship of sin with Yukari!
>>12133030>>12132946CGRascal-like translation detected.The real translation: LoliYukari: Hey, finish your work already. Let's do it!SinSack: I can't! Please stop it! Ahh!
>>12135930Oh... this is embarrassing, so hurry up and choose what you want to eat!
Posting in a Phil Collins thread.
Phil Collins AND Yukarin. It's great.
Brilliant OP. That song fits her so perfectly.I wonder how many people inmediatly noticed which song the OP used... I supposed I have to thank my mother for bombarding me with his songs all my life.For those plebs who don't know about Phill Collins:http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uQGOUXRRCvA
let me just rest here a moment
>>12137255being a big boobed youkai is suffering
I love her shikigami.
>>12137379the dead crow?
>>12137387Naw nigga. Ran-sama.
>>12137255She can rest them on me~
>>12137446but they are quite heavy
>>12137473Then Yukarin really needs to rest them!Such heavy, big, plump breasts must cause a backache of equal proportions.Luckily, I'm strong enough to let them rest anywhere on my body.
>>12137964She suffers for fashion. Her dress that exposes her heaving, supple cleavage doesn't allow her the use of a bra so she has no choice but to expose them as nature intended. I'm sure deep down, Yukari doesn't mind the attention one bit.
>>12137964>Such heavy, big, plump breasts must cause a backache of equal proportions.but she is strong dude, she can lift you with a single hand
>>12132346No, she's definitely an "easy" lover alright. She is what you would call a "slut". You know, someone who'll fuck anyone and everyone without asking for anything in return. Given her powers and her open personality, you'd be surprised if you managed to even ask her out before she gets deep into your pants.
>>12137255She's at her best when doing what she wants. It doesn't have to be dirty, but it helps.
Yukari wears pads
>>12138350Nah, she just has implants.You guys didn't really think they were natural, did you?
>>12138495Nothing is natural about Yukari. Her perfection is otherworldly. How can someone like that have need of such imperfections?
>>12138495Jesus, what a fucking slut. Showing her body off like that, and so shamelessly. You'd think she were some 17 year-old teenager.
>>12139130do not save samplesdo not post samples
>>12139224>>12139190I'm sorry. Did you think you were entitled to witness her splendor in it's entirety.
>>12139287She's entitled to be portrayed to her fullest.
>>12137077Thanks dude, heard it on the radio and thought it sounded like Yukari so I made this thread
Remilia feels it.
>>12140003She is undead. How is she going to kill her by grabbing an organ that long ago stopped beating?
>>12140018It might still hurt. Who knows, though.
if Yukari is so powerful, intelligent and cute Why is her ass beaten in every fucking game?
>>12140033Dude, she lets everyone win because a) she wants to hide her true power (as if people don't know the extent of her abilities it's harder for them to counter her) and b) she doesn't care about winning or losing as long as all of Gensokyo's not at stake.
>>12140037so, is she a kind of masochist?because she is beaten pretty hard, enough to rip her clothes and lose some tears of pain...
>>12140033Because players have the ability to empower others.If you went to Gensokyo then everyone would be begging you to help them so they could become the most powerful being in the world.
>>12140103but what if you suck playing danmaku
>>12140037She hides her powerlevel because she doesn't want to overshadow her princess.
>>12140111You also have the power of changing the difficulty setting, nerd.
>>12140145pls don't bully
>>12140033If you think about it, in the games Reimu is the one who gets her ass beat the most. Most people who play Touhou never make it to the Extra stages. And the few who do, try it hundreds of times just to win.
>>12140165It makes me happy to see someone using a reaction image I made.
>>12140197yeah it feels good
yukarihey yukariyukari pleaseplease give us back our physicsplease give them back yukari we need themplease yukari
>feel when u can't buttsex urself with a strap-on using gaps>u thrust forward ur butt moves forward as well making it useless
>>12140362Why not make the gap next to your ass move forward when you thrust? It's not like it has to remain in place.
>>12140345Yukari is currently having fun with physics. She'll give them back when she's done.
would Yukari do dirty things to Flandre?
Rumia is still best girlhttps://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/59443353/Becoming_a_philosopher/HTML/Rumia/rumia1.html
>>12140145So basically everything falls apart when you're expected to play on Normal to win, or when you need to play Extra or Phantasm difficulty? What then? Cheat engine?
Look at that sheer confidence! Misplayed arrogance or completely justified?
>>12142482she's got two bathing suits on, it's not very daring
>>12142525Even two are not enough to contain her.
>>12142482It looks like she's trying too hard, which is kinda cute.
>>12140037is Yukari strong enough to defeat the Yuugi?
>>12142671No. Oni are the ultimate abductor. The titans. Hell, Yuugi is supposed to be a deva.The only way to "beat" an oni is by cheating. Or by being a monotheistic deity.
>>12142679but Yukari stated to have some kind of resilience to physical damagealso she is strong enough to parry a mace handled by a half-youkai.
>>12142714Devas are quasi divine beings, anon. You know, as in the guys who helped build reality from chaos.
>>12142746but they are still weak to beans, and Yukari knows how to use beans...
>>12142746But Yukari is Yog-Sothoth, contiguous with all of space-time. Or at least in my head she is
>>12143977>Or at least in my head she isha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
>>12144185Is this a new /jp/ meme
>>12140945Yes, using cheats is another power the player has.When you can't win while following the rules, you change the very nature of the game's universe so that you can win. Or you get someone else to do it if you don't know how programming works.
>>12132300Yukari is pretty cool I guess, not my favourite. Eh, she's an alright touman
She'll be sad if this thread dies.
>>12144993imagine getting it on with those two in bed!
>>12147464Imagine those two getting on you in bed!
>>12147476That's a great doujin
>>12147522It's not my favorite but it's probably top 25This is another one I like
>another yukarin threadthank you
>>12147871That's a pretty good doujin too
>>12147861nobody said "another yukarin thread"
lolikari is best Yukari
i want Yukarin to gape my ass
>>12148399>e my assha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
>>12148399Anyone who doesn't want that is gay. It's been confirmed.
>>12148253That's a nice stand you have there, it'd be a shame if something happened to it...
♩ ♫ Yeah, when I first saw that bikini top on her ♩ ♫♩ ♫ She’s poppin’ right out of the South Georgia water ♩ ♫♩ ♫ Thought, "Oh, good lord, she had them long tanned legs!" ♩ ♫
>>12152754You don't need to censor dot nipples.
>>12152778Sorry, but I wasn't taking any chances. Please note this is a statement of fact about my own intent, and not a criticism of 4chan moderation/janitorial staff.
>>12153140For a 17-year-old she sure is skilled at emphasizing her chest.
> I said no peeking
Yukari is a demure and polite lady.
So, so big...
>>12154332No such thing.
>>12154328that isnt how brests work...they would flatten out and be saggy and soft, not giant spheres.
>>12154346Oh, I know. I was just kidding.
>>12154356Just making sure. I would post bigger sizes but they're too lewd for /jp/.
Yukari should stop trying to fit into Chen's clothes and just get comfortable with her lewd, soft body.
Playing dress-up with Yukarin!
>>12154517Yukari is putting on some weight!
>>12154551That just makes her softer and more huggable.
>>12154588I never said it was a bad thing!
>>12154596Some people might though.
>>12154603Only people with bad taste!
>>12154609Having bad taste doesn't make them less real, sadly.
>>12154627It doesn't matter. We can still enjoy a soft and healthy Yukarin no matter what they say.
Real healthy coming through
>>12154596I want to fug the fatkurri
Did you call her an old lady again, anon?
>>12155387If I did she would be in tears or punish me. Probably both.
Either way, she'd be cute doing it.
>>12132300That's very cute because she looks like she's dancing to the music in your picture. Yukarin doing things is cute.
>>12157410Yukari is cute period.
>>12158302He just knows Yukari, I guess.
Yukari gonna steal your organs
>>12132931>>12132940>>12133241>>12134318>>12135930>>12137255>>12137446>>12137473>>12137964>>12138136>>12138181>>12138495>>12139130>>12139287>>12140367>>12140622>>12142482>>12142563>>12142619>>12144366>>12147476>>12147533>>12147861>>12148188>>12148222>>12148399>>12152646>>12152754>>12153034>>12153140>>12153204>>12154328>>12154346>>12154356>>12154361>>12154363>>12154375>>12154499>>12154517>>12154596>>12154603>>12154609>>12154627>>12154722>>12157410This lewdness.Phil disapproves.
>>12159900why is Yukari crying?
>>12160524Deceptive tears, and tears of joy that she has stolen the spine of yet another virgin male.
>>12160732food shouldn't be that lewd
>>12159900She stole my heart years ago, Anon.
>>12161655Mine as well. I wish I was Tenshi in this picture.
Such dignity and poise...
>>12162175What is Yukari and Tenshi's relationship? Are they friends?
>>12164793More like Yukari doesn't want a semi-retarded celestial messing with her shit.
>>12165396But look at the fun they're having together!
>>12165411Against one such as Yuuka even grave enemies must unite.
>>12165411I hope their hats are okay
>>12165417I'd play a game where Yukari and Tenshi put aside their deep loathing of each other to troll all of Gensokyo. The final boss would, of course , have to be Eiki
>>12165423It would work. Tenshi is less skilled of a troll than Tewi but has more impact, and Yukari seems to be portrayed as a troll/used as "a wizard did it" plot device in fanworks. The final boss would be either the Yama or Reimu (since a celestial and the youkai sage traipsing around fucking with everyone for no reason probably qualifies as an incident). Maybe it could be a minigame-type thing, where the player messes with each character a different way (repainting Shizuha's leaves green, counter-stealing Marisa's stuff, etc.).
>>12155344Hey, you come here often?
>>12164464>>12165460Yukarin trying so hard to be young~So cute~I want to pet and hug
>>12132300There's something about her pose and facial expression in this picture I really like.
>>12166112I agree, but those tits are actually out of place in that image.
bursting at the seams!
various states of lewd
>>12166178You think so?
>>12166112She thinks I'm looking at her nipple, but I'm actually thinking about how ridiculous and old she looks.Just look at those wrinkles under her eyes.
>>12164692Is she going to snap Tenshi's neck?
>>12166763>>12166764No no, Tenshi provides her with far too much amusement to kill her of so casually.Silly Celestial.
>>12166762Pls dont bully the best 2hu
>>12167586But she looks so cute when she's upset!
>>12167586There is no need to be upset just because you're inferior.
>>12167586There is no need to be upset. Just accept your age.
>>12167927Fufufu, you certainly have a lot of nerve.
>>12167927>>12168666Why can't the two best Touhous just get along?
>>12168875Because them not getting along most of the time is the spice that makes it so good.Like sprinkling salt on a watermelon to bring out the full sweetness.
>>12168875Kindly refrain from posting the celestial in my thread.
>>12168907Well, when you put it that way...
>>12168907Yes Yukarin but may i post Ran?
>>12168951>>12168907>>12168970Please, everyone. Please.As long as it has Yukarin in it, it is Yukarin related and therefore belongs in the Yukarin thread.
>>12168995You seem like a reasonable person, have some Yakumos and a Chen.
>>12169030Chen is also a Yakumo
>>12169051you're a Yakumo
>>12169051She isn't. She's just Chen. She doesn't have a family name
>>12169062Her name is Chen Yakumo and she is part of the Yakumo family
>>12169057I wish to be a Yakumo
>>12171722Me too.As long as I have Yukarin by my side, I can even endure the unrequited love...
>>12171888I would settle for being Chen's shikigami.
>>12169126Check ANY official source that mentions Chen's name.Yukari is Yakumo Yukari.Ran is Yakumo Ran.Chen is Chen.
>>12172221You omitted Chen's last name though.
Ia! Ia! Yuk-Sothoth ia!
Oh, Yukari, please gently and lovingly warp my geometry...
guys, this is what happens when you don't knock
Yukari, Spring Break '88
>>12172779>>12172787>>12172803>>12172817Such a scary Yukarin!Maybe she'll make me go insane and then take me as her demented pet? I wouldn't mind at all.
>>12172354Because she doesn't HAVE one. Her name is JUST Chen.
>>12172846I want to be Yukarin's Chaos Cultist!
This thread must live or we'll all be eaten.
>>12172852That's not possible. She has to have a last name. Everyone has a last name. Someone obviously birthed her or something.
>>12174866Cirno, Rumia Kisume, Nazrin, Unzan, Wakasagihime, and Sekibanki don't.Reisen didn't before coming to Earth. Reisen II still doesn't.Most PC-98 Characters didn't either, but how canon they are is a debate in and of itself.
>>12174870So are you saying those creatures formed by themselves?
>>12174870But aren't Reisen, Udonge, and Inaba just three different names she has been called in the past, rather than a single full name?
>>12174893Cirno, being a fairy, probably did. I don't know why the others don't have last names. For Chen and Nazrin, it's possible they started out as a regular cat and mouse, and only received names upon becoming Youkai.>>12174896I think it's both.Reisen is her moon nameUdongein is the name Erin gave her so she could then give her the nickname UdongeInaba is what Kaguya calls all RabbitsBut I think she uses Reisen Udongein Inaba as her full name now. I might be wrong though, I am not an expert on Reisen.
I'm in love with Ran and find Yukari genuinely intimidating and scary. I involuntarily imagine situations where Yukari disapproves of our relationship and puts me through insane psychological torment when Ran isn't around.
>>12174989I think a lot of Ran lovers go through the same thing. Yukari is probably not pleasant to be around, going by canon. Gotta man up, though.
>>12174989So you're interested in my Ran huh?
>>12175010I'm madly in love with Yukari's shikigami. Not even the degrading, lustful kind.
>>12175022I agree, it is nice. So, is that all you wanted to ask?
>>12175027Yes, have fun.
>>12175033Thanks dood. You too.
I was in pain yesterday. Would Yukari take pity on me and console me?
>>12175152That depends, are you a cute, potential Shikigami?
>>12175156Not exactly, though I do have extensive Yukari material.
>>12175162Then I'm afraid Yukari is too busy to help you.
>>12175173That's what I said.Busy.
>>12175181Looks like there's room for one more...sniff
>Y: Good morning, Reimu, you're cute as usual. Ufufu, you're so cute I'd like to eat you up. Really, cute to the point I'd like to eat you up.>R: Stay back.>Y: Time to eat!>R: Please stop>It hurts>Don't do it>I don't wanna die>...Bye bye, Mother...>Y: Oh my, I ate Reimu up without noticing. How embarassing. But at times like this...>Y: ...I can just pull out a new Reimu from the gap. All I need to to is kidnap a fresh human girl from outside, add some processing and training, and voila.>R: Good morning>My name is Hakurei Reimu>The end
I recently went to Japan, and look where I was in!
>>12175557Did you see any blond onee-sans in purple dresses there?
>>12175522She relies on the outside world for shrine maiden raw material? I would have expected Yukarin to have magical vats full of Rei[mu] clones so she never runs out.
Would you enter a no-holds-barred cage match with Yukari for the World Heavyweight Championship title and her butt in marriage?
>>12175705Yeah. Even if I lost I'd still get to touch her.
>>12175705Everyone here'll lose without a question. But maybe she'll hold us in a way our bodies will touch~Yukarin's warm soft body pressing against you!
>>12174893Chen is a bakeneko, which means she was a normal cat that turned youkai by the consumption of flesh. If she turned into one by herself, there would be no one to give her any name at all. She should be lucky to have "Chen."
>>12175714I'd think anyone human would lose seeing as she has youkai strength. But I agree, having Yukarin grapple me sweetly would be lovely~Yukari's little gap!
>>12175705Yukari is heavyweight alright.
>>12175859That's how I like her.
>>12175819Maybe if you hug her by surprise and confess to her, she'll be surprised enough that you can get the upper hand.
>>12175871Go for the full nelson while she's stunned.
♩ ♫ She's like no other ♩ ♫♩ ♫ Before you know it you'll be on your knees ♩♫Phil Collins GOAT
Yukari needs a baking assistant to keep her soft lewd chest out of the way of the cooking! Will you help her?
>>12178420I will make protectively cupping them, and keeping them out of the way with my hands, my life's mission!
yukari a lewd
Yukari searches the archives for evidence she is not the best 2hu and finds none.
>>12178894Yukari pls go
>>12178834I want to snif that pantsu
>>12178905lolihu pls go to your own threadmature ladies only in herenot every library is your library
>>12178950But Yukari is a loli
>>12178987But she's a mature lady too
>>12178987>>12178993Yukari can be whatever she dreams of!
>>12179026can she be a sassy brown shorthair in a sukumizu for me? and please say "ara ara" while teasing me
>>12179043Yukari could do that.But she won't.
>>12179043Sukumizu and sassy are possible, but the hair stays.
>>12178950I want to go to the beach with Yukari while she sneers at me and calls me an eyesore.
>>12179079The only reason I'm not calling you out on the sample is because I know the original is gigantic.
>>12178993she is also a teen
Hmmm...which one...or are they a package deal?
>>12178987>>12178993>>12179097She is not Collage age however, she was busy being someone else around that time.
>>12179700Sometimes I am not smart.
>>12179705No worries, man. Just joshing you.
>>12179712It's fine. I know spelling is not my strong suit, I fuck it up a lot.
>>12179719There are certainly worse things to be bad at; you're probably doing just fine.
>>12179727I know. I was just making conversation, since I was posting pictures anyway.
>>12182287I don't comply to unreasonable demands
>>12182287I don't negotiate with terrorists.
>>12182490I want Ran to give me mouth to mouth.
>>12182490I love this Yukarin
>>12183954This damn Yukarin, damn!
>>12182490What is this fanime called again
I wanted to contribute to this thread, but when I went to post an image I came to the realization that at least 90% of my Yukari pics are lewd to the max and I'm feeling too lazy to spend 60 seconds changing my IP after posting.
>>12184121You're lucky, they've started rangebanning me
>>12184121just spoiler it
>>12184125I don't get banned that much. And if they range banned Comcast in a major metropolitan area like I live in, they'd be banning hundreds since its the only cable provider.
Which one of you niggers stole me hat?
>>12184219bkub's Yukari is quite cute.
Fine, got a new one.
If you stare anywhere other than my eyes, I'll kill you. If you last for a full minute, then...fufufufu
>>12187166Such beautyI want to marry
>>12187352She's a Lovecraftian abomination, not your wife to be.
>>12187392>She's a Lovecraftian abominationThat's one of the reasons i love her.
>>12187352I want to she NTR you with me
>>12187414Alas you're way past the point of salvation then.
>>12187466i want badly to be NTR'd by Yukarin
>>12187478>>12187466She can't really ntr you since she's neither truly human nor yours to begin with.
>>12187472me on Yukari's hand.
>>12182490Chen is drowning and Yukari is like "fuck it I'll have another drink".
>>12187392You can't spell Lovecraftian without love~>>12187466Such despairI want to save and make happy again
>>12187913spooky Yukari dude.
>>12187915Every Yukari is a good Yukari.
>>12187920that's not moe~
>>12188289Scary Yukarin can be moe, too.Yukarin is Yukarin after all.
>>12188868There is no such thing!
>>12188893Yukari's wet sticky gap.