Every time college starts, I always feel like the most awkward and ronery guy on the planet. I'd give a billion blowjobs to have a cute, shy oriental girl to live happily with. Goddamn /jp/, how do I talk to people?

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Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:07:20 2008 No.1212874 [Reply] [Original]

Every time college starts, I always feel like the most awkward and ronery guy on the planet. I'd give a billion blowjobs to have a cute, shy oriental girl to live happily with. Goddamn /jp/, how do I talk to people?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:08:35 2008 No.1212882 I fake confidence, it's pretty much the same as having confidence.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:09:07 2008 No.1212887 Make eye contact. Open your mouth. Make words come out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:09:10 2008 No.1212888 >I'd give a billion blowjobs Faggot

Anonymous Jones‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A Thu Aug 28 23:11:03 2008 No.1212903

>>1212882
This.

Don't you just hate icebreakers? I've always loathed the first week of classes. "Tell us something interesting about yourself", my ass. What am I supposed to say, "I LIKE LITTLE GIRLS AND STUFF"? I actually spent the night before classes started coming up with shit to say. Pathetic, huh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:11:49 2008 No.1212911 >>1212887 What should I say? Should I tell her how pretty she is?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:13:39 2008 No.1212921 >>1212911 Take this relationship shit to /r9k/.

>>	Hiroyuki !w6Optpc/jk Thu Aug 28 23:13:39 2008 No.1212922 >>1212911 not really just be friends for awhile

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Thu Aug 28 23:15:03 2008 No.1212930 >>1212882 Faking confidence only works until shit hits the fan and you have to actually do something about it. Then you can only rely on experience, training, and luck, none of which anonymous has.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:16:12 2008 No.1212936 >Hiroyuki !w6Optpc/jk

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:16:27 2008 No.1212938 >>1212882 This! And when you've faked it for like a year you'll realize you've actually become confident4real! I used to be just as ronrey as you. It's not hard to change, just remember to smile laugh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:17:36 2008 No.1212944 >>1212874 Where's Snax from, again? Dan Kim's ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL or someone I'm going to get flamed for not remembering?

>>	Anonymous Jones‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A Thu Aug 28 23:18:54 2008 No.1212954 >>1212944 /b/ moderator, back in the day. Don't worry, you didn't miss much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:19:13 2008 No.1212956 >>1212903 Dumbass. "I like video games." Not that hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:20:17 2008 No.1212963 File: 18 KB, 302x303, 1219965617122.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1212944

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:22:06 2008 No.1212972 >>1212944 You best be trolling. If not then you should be murdered.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:23:41 2008 No.1212984 >>1212944 Wow, I don't believe this. Even if you weren't here when Snacks was around you have no excuse not to know who he was.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:24:23 2008 No.1212986 >>1212954 Wait, that's supposed to be WT Snacks's animu version? Why the fuck is Dan Kim drawing her? What a waste of ink, Dan Kim. Even m♡♡t would have been better. I rage every time I think about Snacks, what a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:26:01 2008 No.1212995 >>1212986 >Snacks, what a faggot. >the rest of your post just leave.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:26:26 2008 No.1212997 >>1212986 Because Dan Kim is a waste of sperm and eggs. We've been over this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:26:29 2008 No.1212998 >>1212986 Fuck you, Snacks is best. And Dan's Snacks beats the shit out of Zone's. Yeah, I said it.

>>	Anonymous Jones‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A Thu Aug 28 23:28:34 2008 No.1213006 >>1212998 Oh, you did not just say that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:28:34 2008 No.1213007 Snacks is a faggot and only newfags worship him.

Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:29:02 2008 No.1213010

>>1212984
I didn't make the connection because when I think about Snacks I think about a kid with greasy hair whose only purpose in life is to sit on his ass all day and make snarky remarks on IRC every hour.

I was trying to think of all of Dan Kim's characters, I was really far from the whole Snax + m♡♡t characters.

>>1212995
>>1212998
Try talking to Snacks for more than 2 minutes without raging. I dare you.

Oh wait, nevermind, you're just idiots who got on the "BRING BACK SNACKS" bandwagon without actually knowing what kind of retarded asshole Snacks really is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:30:41 2008 No.1213018 >>1213010 But I've been on 4chan since late 2004.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:30:41 2008 No.1213019 This some how goes from creepy Asiaphile OP to fuck yeah Snacks and I don't feel like looking into why.

Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:31:12 2008 No.1213022
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>>1212986
Dan here.

No, she's not an animu version of Snacks -- she just happens to be named after him. I was sitting around with Dave (Chugworth) and we were trying to come up with the most weeaboo comic concept ever. We came up with a moeblob vampire. And when she bites you, she gives you AIDS. And not just any aids... INTERNET AIDS.

After she bites you, all your posts turn into fail posts.

Afterwards, we tried to come up with a name... and, obviously, Internet AIDS = Snacks.

There you go.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:32:07 2008 No.1213026 >>1213022 >all your posts turn into fail posts She must've bitten you a long time ago.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:32:32 2008 No.1213030 >>1213022 Thanks Dan!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:33:01 2008 No.1213035 >>1213026 OH SHIT INTERNET FIGHT

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:33:08 2008 No.1213037 >>1213022 Thank you. I can now resuming fapping to that picture.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:34:53 2008 No.1213052 >>1213042 But what about Teh Rei? How could you not love her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:34:57 2008 No.1213042 Snacks and anything related to /b/ is retarded. If you disagree, you're killing 4chan if it isn't dead already.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:35:33 2008 No.1213054 >>1212882 Same here. I feel good seeing that I'm not the only ronery person in the world. ;___;

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:35:34 2008 No.1213056 Post more ronery, fags. It nourishes me. The answer is just do it. Or not. Ending uni after 3 years without any friends fuck year. And my final report is fail in a bucket. I'm so tired. Head hurts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:36:24 2008 No.1213067 >>1213022 DAAAAAAAAAAAN Could you write the script of the The Dollmaker´s Tale somewhere in your webpage? Thanks, hope you can take it easy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:36:46 2008 No.1213071 >>1213056 You took it too easy. Now you can't take it easy anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:37:00 2008 No.1213082 >>1213042 You're the cancer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:38:22 2008 No.1213084 File: 31 KB, 450x225, 1219966702145.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1213022 Dan, make a widescreen wall of this, please?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:39:19 2008 No.1213087 >>1213071 Yeah, I can. I'm selling shit on eBay and lurking 4chan all day. This is living. But Paypal won't let me get my fucking money out of my account.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:39:28 2008 No.1213088 >>1213084 Sure. >>1213067 Already typed it out. Just gotta upload. Probably tonight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:41:28 2008 No.1213096 Dan, if you ever get a girlfriend, could you get me one too? It just wouldn't be fair.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:41:57 2008 No.1213099 >>1213042 >anything related to /b/ from the past two years is retarded. If you disagree, you're killing 4chan if it isn't dead already. OH HAI, I FIXED YOUR POST FOR YOU.

>>	Anonymous Jones‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A Thu Aug 28 23:43:06 2008 No.1213103 >>1213099 OH HAI, I see you were a /b/fag 2 years ago. So was I, so thanks for not calling me cancer!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:44:03 2008 No.1213108 >>1213088 Awesome, thanks.

Anonymous Fri Aug 29 00:00:44 2008 No.1213167

>>1212874
You should think of them as inferior to you. But don't tell them that.

Smile, thinking how pathetic THEY are. They'll think you're being nice.

All of this is just to make the first impact. After you establish a connect, you can resume being yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 00:04:18 2008 No.1213182 >>1212903 What faggot ass classes are you taking? I'm a biochem fag, and all my professors start class off the same way. With hatred and loathing, and the desire to do nothing more than fail out those that don't get C's or higher.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 00:17:05 2008 No.1213232 >>1213084 It already is widescreen. It's just low resolution.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 00:18:22 2008 No.1213239 >>1212874 Don't think. Feel, and you will be tanasinn.

Anonymous Fri Aug 29 00:21:51 2008 No.1213251
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>>1213182
>I'm a biochem fag
You are just a faggot.
I fucking hate you idiots that seem to think you're supposed to put fag at the end of everything "LOL HAY GUYS, ANGRY FAG HERE, I'M ANGRY!" "What do I do for a living? Well I'm a stocker fag".
We call you NEWFAGS or "Britfags" because it's INSULTING not because it's used as something to identify your self as.
Sorry for being a ragefag LOL ^_^

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 00:24:26 2008 No.1213261 >>1213251 -fag is an honorific. Go back to basic Japanese courses.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 00:29:27 2008 No.1213280 >>1213261 Sorrybrofag here, sorry bro.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 00:36:44 2008 No.1213309 >>1213251 "What do I do for a living? Well I'm a stocker fag." The correct form is "stockfag".

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 00:40:37 2008 No.1213330 >>1212874 op go read more shoujo manga they are extremely helpful in developing relationships.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 00:41:40 2008 No.1213336 >>1213330 Not op here, but any recommendations?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 00:41:57 2008 No.1213334 I am a smoker so can I call myself a fagfag?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 00:42:05 2008 No.1213339 >>1213334 Only if you're a British smoker. But yes, .*fag abuse is one of the things on 4chan that annoys me. Mostly because I associate it too much with neo-/b/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 00:42:15 2008 No.1213340 File: 18 KB, 198x382, 1219970535641.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1213330 Skip the manga and just start dressing like this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 00:45:57 2008 No.1213356 >>1213309 actually he meant stalkerfag

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 00:46:13 2008 No.1213360 >>1213339 You have to admit that it saves a lot of typing, though. Much quicker to just type 'touhoufag' than 'person that enjoys the touhou games and/or related doujin works featuring the characters originating therein'.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 00:47:28 2008 No.1213367 >>1213360 Ever tried typing "touhou fans"?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 00:47:56 2008 No.1213370 File: 11 KB, 349x290, 1219970876833.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1213360 No. Unless I'm using it in an insulting manner and go "fuckng Touhoufags", otherwise you can just say that you enjoy Touhou, or you like Touhou.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 00:48:14 2008 No.1213371 >>1213360 How about "Touhou fan?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 00:49:09 2008 No.1213373 >>1213356 It would still be "stalkfag", regardless. The pre-fag stem is always either a noun, or the second person verb conjugation.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 00:50:22 2008 No.1213377 >>1213371 I know I've been on 4chan too long when that actually seems more derisive to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 00:51:05 2008 No.1213379 >>1213373 4chan Linguistics - Serious Business

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 00:51:58 2008 No.1213378 I feel like I'm in so much pain. The only way to stop it is by cutting, cutting away the inches of pain in my heart. It's so unreal... why won't it stop?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 00:52:14 2008 No.1213384 >>1213378 Because you stopped taking your medications.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 00:53:18 2008 No.1213390 >>1213367 one letter too many.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 00:54:00 2008 No.1213392 >>1213356 GET OUT OF HERE, STALKERFAG

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 00:54:14 2008 No.1213393 >>1213373 >The pre-fag stem is always either a noun, or the second person verb conjugation. BUT STOCKER/STALKER IS A NOUN!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 00:56:23 2008 No.1213401 >>1213377 Then you must consider "Touhou addict" to be real insulting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 00:56:34 2008 No.1213403 >>1213367 >>1213371 "Fan," "fans" and "fandom" carries a negative connotation on 4chan. On the other hand, "fag" doesn't. Weird, huh?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 00:58:33 2008 No.1213411 >>1213393 Fuck. I guess it's more "simplest possible form", then. Sorry for being a dumbfag.

Anonymous of Colombia !pkzejWGkfw Fri Aug 29 00:58:52 2008 No.1213413

>>1212874
I always have the hardest time trying to regain my ability to speak spanish every single semester.
Spending most of my vacation time without talking, and only posting in english takes a toll on my communication skills.

No reason to mention this, but I don't see the thread going anywhere anyway, so why not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 00:59:33 2008 No.1213414 >>1213403 PROTIP: Fag has a negative connotation to it, it's just FAGS who add fag onto the end of everything that think differently. As said before CITIZENS OF BRITIAN weren't called Britfags because they were loved.

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