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If Touhou was in the real world, with no magic and shit, what jobs would the Touhoes have? I would imagine Alice as being a loner toymaker that targets the doll niche market.

>> No.1212875

If touhou was real, there'd probably be a girl on /jp/.

Thank god touhou isn't real.

>> No.1212895

Reisen = Proctologist

>> No.1212897

Remelia would be a crazy landowner living off the rent from crazy tenants.

>> No.1212902

>>1212895
I've never met a female proctologist, though there are lots of male gynecologists.

>> No.1212906
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A communist?

>> No.1212910

Kaguya = homeless bum

>> No.1212915

Reisen - Playboy bunny

>> No.1212917

ALICE COULD FINALLY MAKE ME A TAMA-NEE DOLLFIE

>> No.1212923

Eirin would be a Doctor obviously.

>> No.1212932

Reimu would renounce her paganistic Shintoism and become a Catholic Nun.

>> No.1212939

Marisa would be arrested for theft.

>> No.1212946

Mukou would be a mortician.

>> No.1212952
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Psychotic murderer.

>> No.1212955

Threads like these are why /jp/ is the most elite board on 4chan, right?

>> No.1212960

>>1212955

Don't ruin our fun.

Patchouli would be a librarian who writes lesbian teen fiction on the side.

>> No.1212961

>>1212955

Yes.

>> No.1212968
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1212968

pedofile

>> No.1212969

Cirno would either work in a frozen foods factory or in a company that builds ice makers.

>> No.1212973

Tenshi would be a sub for hire

>> No.1212976

Flan would in Juvie

>> No.1212977
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1212977

Head of the Illuminati

>> No.1212990

Aya would be a prostitute

>> No.1212992

Kaguya would be the kind of person who tells kids to get off her lawn.

>> No.1212993

Reimu would work at McDonalds.

>> No.1213000
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1213000

(Attractive) Crazy cat-lady.

>> No.1213002

>>1212993
>>Reimu would work at In&Out Burger

fix'd

>> No.1213013
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Indie rockband living out of the back of a van

>> No.1213014

>>1213002
Hey man, In&Out Burger is fuckgood burgers. And REALLY good pay for fast food; last I saw, they paid like $10 an hour.

And I've never seen someone working there that didn't look like they were having fun.

>> No.1213017

Marisa would be eating out at Flandre's

>> No.1213020
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1213020

President

>> No.1213023

>>1213014
Their fries fucking suck. They made me sick once. I threw up.

>> No.1213027

>>1213020
Border Patrol

>> No.1213031

>>1213014
>>1213002
I've never even seen an In & Out Burger. Describe it, please.

>> No.1213036

Barrel Girl from TH11 (too lazy to "remember" her real name) would be a Cooper (barrel maker). She'd probably live in one of her own barrels, too.

>> No.1213039

>>1213031

Go In, get Burger, go Out. Hence the name.

>> No.1213041
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>>1213031
They make the best burgers.

om nom nom

>> No.1213043
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>>1213027
That's my job.

>> No.1213047

>>1213031
Even if you're not from CA, you have no excuse to not have heard of In and Out.

>> No.1213049

>>1213020
I know who I'm voting for in November.

>> No.1213053

>>1213047
UK-fag here, do I have an excuse?

>> No.1213057
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1213057

Queen of disco.

>> No.1213059

>>1213047
I live in so-called "middle america". I'm lucky to know about the Internet.

>> No.1213064

I do believe that by InAndOut Burger the poster was referring to Reimu working there due to the in-and-out motion of a penis with a vagina, due to the accepted fact that Reimu is a slut who services men.

>> No.1213068

>>1213020
Hellooooo, Madam President!

>> No.1213070

>>1213053
Yeah. I guess I should have said "If you're not from CA but live in America"

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>>1213053
No.

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>>1213072

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1213089

driver of the short bus Cirno rides to school

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>>1213072

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1213098

I never even heard of In and Out Burger before this thread.

Than I raged at the fact that it's only on the lower west coast.

>> No.1213102

>>1213072
oh my

>> No.1213106

>>1213098
"san francisco and beyond" isn't "lower west coast".

It only goes as far east as arizona/nevada, though.

>> No.1213111

In & Out isn't that great.

Their burgers are good compared to McDonalds and Burger King, but that's about it.

Their fries are awful. Healthy, but awful tasting. They make them right there on the spot from potatoes.

Their shakes are just 'okay'.

And their...oh wait, all In & Out serves is burgers, fries, and shakes.

They do pay their employees a ridiculous amount for fast food work, though. I think starting wage is $10.50/hr. I would have loved to make that much when I was 16-18.

>> No.1213122

In and Out has the worst fucking fries ever.

>> No.1213123
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1213123

Ran would own a Chinese restaurant. Chen would be a waitress.

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1213142

Head of G-Force's Anti-Godzilla sector.

>> No.1213157

I live slightly south of San Francisco in Monterey

I rage that the only In&Out is in that spic/nigger shithole that is Salinas. Lucky to get In and Out with your life there.

Still, it's worth it sometimes if you don't mind dodging bullets and homeless guys.

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Daycare supervisor and caretaker.

>> No.1213160

Yuka = Gardener

>> No.1213187
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1213187

Works at a morgue.

>> No.1213192

>>1213157
you're on the wrong side of SF, then. There's one just north of it in Marin that's really nice.

>> No.1213194

stripper

using the money to support her family, of course

and to fulfill her deep desires to be suppatenko

>> No.1213201
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>>1213194
forgot the pic goddamn

>> No.1213211

>>1213192
Marin, is that anything like Marina? because that's on the same side of SF

>> No.1213219

>>1213211
No, Marin county contains Tiburon, and is just north of San Rafael.

>> No.1213224

Note to self: never buy fries at In & Out Burger. Wow, you learn something everyday at /jp/!

>> No.1213225
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1213225

Works at hostess bar

>> No.1213227

>>1213224
Personally I like the fries better than other fast food fries, but I guess I'm not in the majority there...

>> No.1213230

>>1213211
Marin, as in Marin county? On the other side of the Golden Gate Bridge?

>> No.1213234

>>1213230
Yeah, there's a nice In & Out right off interstate 5.

>> No.1213236

Their fries aren't really bad, but they're not really good either; you're better off adding another layer of cheese and meat or three to you burger.

>> No.1213238

/jp/ - Food/Cooking/General

>> No.1213250
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om nom nom

>> No.1213259

Animal style Double Double, animal fries, and a large Neapolitan shake.

I can never finish it in one sitting, though.

>> No.1213265

>>1213250
FUCK YEAR! I love getting those fries.

>> No.1213270

>>1213238
Someone should really compile a list of all the /jp/ - [insert]/Generals out there...

>> No.1213271

Why would Reimu be working at a western burger restaurant in a western country serving you fatshits? Did you completely ignore the fact that she's already a miko?

>> No.1213289

>>1213271
Because being a miko doesn't pay the bills? Seriously, lrn 2 walfas.

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1213301

I'm placing my bets on all three of these.

>> No.1213331

>>1213271
Why so RAGE?

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1213357

So now that I have a job and money, I think I'm gonna be a buyfag. Should I spend my first 100 bucks on a copy of Tsukihime or F/SN?

>> No.1213381

>>1213290
GURAKORO? What?

>> No.1213386

>>1213271
Reimu is fat by Eastern standards

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1213408

Too many burgers.

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1213447

weird how no one mentioned it, but kaguya = neet.

>> No.1213464

>>1213447
No one mentioned it because "Kaguya=neet" is dumb fanon.
>>1212992
Is much more accurate.

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1213476

censorship department or one of those net nanny programmers

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1213504

Mother

>> No.1213508

>>1213504
Gensokyians can't get pregnant. FUCK. YOU.

>> No.1213519

I hate Pooshlmer 2.0

>> No.1213539

>>1213519
Man, you're such a fucking rebel.

>> No.1213553

>>1213539
But this thread is fucking pathetic (along with most of /jp/ tonight).

>> No.1213589

>>1213553
You are not the exception.

>> No.1213585

>>1213553
This thread isn't that bad.

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