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So, Perfume. They're pretty much just professional dancers, models, and MCs, right?

>> No.12124064

And extremely high class escorts, yes.

>> No.12124085

>>12124064
Where to they escort to?

>> No.12124088

>>12124085
They escort rich music producers to their vaginas

>> No.12124112

>dancers
The dance I've seen in all their videos are extremely lazy and minimal probably due to their poor capabilities, E-Girls are professional dancers not Perfume
>models
They don't appear in any modeling magazines, be it pinup or girl-oriented fashion, nor do I remember them being hired to any runway show
>MCs
They don't host jackshit apart from doing some minimal work on Music Japan

I seriously can't grasp why pseudo-elitists praise this group so much. Basically even actual idols have a bigger professional resume than them.

>> No.12124161

>>12124112
At least they're beautiful.

>> No.12124190

>>12124161
Except for the one that looks like a gorilla.

>> No.12124368

>>12124112
there dances are complicated and rely on synchronized timing
they model in commercials
they mc during their lives, radio shows, and television shows

>> No.12124399

>>12124112
Their music, maybe? Since they're musicians? Which means they don't really need to rely on other shit to be relevant?

>> No.12124510

>>12124399
They aren't musicians, as they don't compose their own music and hardly use their own voice either because of "cool" electronic distortions and such crap.
And to justify the level of overrating they get from rabid electroshit supporters I'm afraid they need more than the fact that someone gets excited like a 15 year old just by listening to their songs.

>> No.12124798

>>12124510
Why are you so mad at them? Is it because they don't reply to your emails?

>> No.12125118

I wonder how many times they have been used.

>> No.12125281

>>12124510
I'm with you on that the actual girls are fucking stupid, but the music put out under their name by Yatsuka Nakata is probably his best work. Kyary a bit behind and Capsule pretty far behind.

>> No.12125607

>>12125281
>actual girls are fucking stupid
Sorry to let you know, but kashiyuka has better tastes in music than most /mu/.

But good job judging them without personally knowing them.

>> No.12125618

>>12124510
Your post made me legitimately sad. Thanks for ruining my day.

>> No.12125627

Do they have boyfriends?

>> No.12125649

>>12125627
Not ones that are public and people know about. Though Nocchi and Kashiyuka have both had scandals.

>> No.12125653

>>12125649
Why scandals? They're not allowed to have bfs? I thought that's only in AKB.

>> No.12125656

>>12125653
Uhh generally nips don't like idols having bfs, so idols try to keep their relationships on the down low.

>> No.12125658

o>>12125653
Not scandals, just papers reporting on male A mysteriously spending the night

>>12125281
Dawg they went to college and A chan is pretty smart ur just an itty bitty teeny tiny weenie

>> No.12125662

>>12125658
>just papers reporting on male A mysteriously spending the night

It wasn't spending the night for kashiyuka's case. She was just seen on a date.

>> No.12125667

>>12125656
Is that because they can't score any?

>> No.12125670

>>12125667
epik joke

>> No.12125671

>>12125667
Celebrities in relationships are really only "appreciated" in the West.
nips and coreans think that idols should be the epitomy of purity, if only because they have the tendency to self-insert themselves as that idol's bf. They can't self-insert if the idol is already in a relationship, and is where the problem lies.

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12125672

Kashi the lewdest.

>> No.12125675

>>12125672
please stop that. She's my gf

>> No.12126207

>>12124112
So the major point of concern is that its not elitist enough?

>> No.12126251

>>12125671
Since Korean idols are much more popular with women than men it's the male idols that have all the pressure to stay single, I think they're more open to it on the whole. Amazes me that One Direction get away with having girlfriends since they're more or less the west's version.

>> No.12126281

>>12126251
Wait, One Direction are dudes?

>> No.12126483

>>12124190
Especially the one that looks like a gorilla. I wub her so shut up

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>only 3% denpa...

>> No.12126645

>>12125649
At least A~chan is pure.

>> No.12126824

>>12124190
All humans look gorillas, Darwin.

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>>12126824
Some do more than others by about 2 gorillions.

>> No.12126900

>>12126864
And those people are the best people.

>> No.12126952

perfume dancing videos pls

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>> No.12127024

>>12126955
make one of the part where they're tap dancing

>> No.12127390

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVLvKeT-ZS0

Noochi a cute!

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