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/jp/ humor thread!

Mods: it qualifies as board culture

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The picture the OP was derived from:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzppuzO33MA

I like this new janitor.

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>> No.12123113

>>12123096
That is some critical level autism there.

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>> No.12123117

>>12123108
ww

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>> No.12123127

>>12123122
Did you know:
This text has been memefied and modified many times on many channels on twitch.tv

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>> No.12123141 [DELETED] 

>>12123065

half of this is /int/ or /a/ culture

saged and reported

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>>12123141
Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the report system will result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or saged it, or another post, is also disallowed—please do not announce your reports or sages. Friendly reminder: sage is not a downvote.

>> No.12123155

>>12123148
if you can't buy the girl

reipe the girl

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>> No.12123160

>>12123158
jesus christ

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>>12123155

>> No.12123168

>>12123166
HOW CAN SHE SLAP

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I have so much old /jp/ shit saved

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>> No.12123193

>>12123168
Ahh, got the YT link? I need to see the whiteknight chimp-out again.

>> No.12123195

>>12123193
I second this.

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>> No.12123201

>>12123193
>>12123195
lazy fuckers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4akMaeZ0-k

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>>12123201
Thanks.

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>> No.12123256

>>12123182
Six vagánias.

>> No.12123262

>>12123256
They don't call her the gap youkai for no reason

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i don't remember the last time i laughed

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>>12123264
That's sad.

>> No.12123308 [DELETED] 

>>12123096

lmfao!!!!! another instant classic from one of /jp/'s top current memesters

>> No.12123334

>>12123132
Please don't bully our sluts Japan.

>> No.12123339

>>12123182
i don't understund

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>> No.12123353

>>12123340
It's cause people don't like to see their lolies being raped

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>>12123340

>> No.12123354,1 [INTERNAL] 

I luv le ironic threads.

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>>12123391

>> No.12123404

>>12123403

le 2hu face

>> No.12123404,1 [INTERNAL] 

A few months ago I got an email about how there had been a login attempt at my gw2 account from Tokyo.

Which was strange because I'd already stopped playing for like 6 months, and I don't think my computer has ever been fished. Even if it had been, I'd expect the person to be from some scammer hives like China, not Japan of all places.

And now these posts, and the timing..

Are you watching me? Are you who I think you are?

Honestly I think I'm being paranoid and a bit self-absorbed. But the coincidences are just too surreal.

But maybe reality is stranger than fiction. Maybe things are just like my anime. Maybe I'm being watched by some stranger over the internet.

>> No.12123404,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12123404,1
elaborate

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>> No.12123430

>>12123340
That last panel actually makes sense.

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>> No.12123437

Otaku culture culture!

>> No.12123442

>>12123430

It is the eternal question.

>> No.12123452

>>12123437
Otaku culture otakus!

>> No.12123453

what does a japanese dog bark like

>> No.12123458

>>12123453
ワン。

>> No.12123458,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12123096
Steamed like salmon by that one, even banned me for replying to it lol

>> No.12123477

>>12123452
>>12123437
otaku culture culture otakus

>> No.12123477,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12123458,1
Janitor shift or he's acting like a good guy, what do you think?

>> No.12123489

>>12123132
are you from volafile

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>> No.12123492,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12123477,1
Mods probably told him to calm down so he's laying low for a day or two

>> No.12123492,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12123492,1
He will explode if he keeps all the rage inside him, this is how Janny will act in two days:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4PTf7LgsIE

>> No.12123492,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12123477,1
Be nice to Purin, dude

>> No.12123505

>>12123065
>Mods: it qualifies as board culture

Our recent Nazi janitor has died or been replaced so don't worry about it.

>> No.12123505,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12123065
woooooahhh epic. remember old /b/? communions for the win!!!!!!!!

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>> No.12123522

>>12123505
Things are pretty up and down right now actually. Some blatant shitposts go totally unattended, other only marginally shitty posts get bans.

>> No.12123522,1 [INTERNAL] 

WE DID IT

WE HAVE A NEW COOL JANNY

>> No.12123522,2 [INTERNAL] 

Thanks

- Purin
lmao

>> No.12123522,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12123404,1
just wait until it seeps into your real life, turdmeister.

>> No.12123522,4 [INTERNAL] 

Where were you when the janitors decided to not be totally crazy?

>> No.12123522,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>12123522,4
You have been banned from all boards for posting >>>/jp/12123420, a violation of Global Rule 9:

Ban evasion.

Your ban was filed on May 16th, 2014 and expires on June 15th, 2014 at 19:53 ET, which is 29 days and 21 hours from now.

>> No.12123522,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>12123404,1
Were you involved in the FFXI rap thing? I came across it by chance after searching "janny" on YouTube, nothing more. That would be a pretty crazy coincidence though!

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>> No.12123631,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12123096
whats the song and anime

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>> No.12123642,1 [INTERNAL] 

You copied this on /lit/

I supposed there's an ``/abvtvsp/ humor thread'' as well

>> No.12123816

>>12123642
nice... epic........ i like IT

>> No.12123831

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1IAbrMYmrg

why does it so laff

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>> No.12123840 [DELETED] 

>>12123264
i laugh a lot on 4chan. i don't remember the last time i laughed irl, legimiately. i fake laugh to be polite when people make bad jokes

>> No.12123847

>>12123831
damn that is some funky dancing

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>> No.12123853 [DELETED] 

>>12123404
Ironic shitpostiong is still shitpositing young man!

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>> No.12123874

>>12123631
lmao

>> No.12123883

>>12123065
I don't understand. Lenin murdered some 20 million people during his short reign.

>> No.12123890

>>12123883
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUTCRVOpzP8

>> No.12123965

>>12123883
Hes one of the tyrants who got punished the most. He still unburied even now slowly roting on the public display.
The irony levels are astonishing. This was done by the vey same people who belived in him and his ideology. They are the ones who insist in keeping him in his current state. And thanks to them he will not find eternal rest.
Also the picture in question probably refering to him being the founder of Marxist–Leninist atheism.

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>>12123883
Oh please. Lenin is a small fry for Russian standards. Stalin killed up to 60 million people.
60 million. That's as much as WWII. Pic somewhat related, it's Moscow in 2014.

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>>12123642

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>>12123065
it belongs to the superstructure

>> No.12124006

>>12123492
That's cheating, birds don't have hands to open things with.

>> No.12124011

>>12123642
I don't get it, they all took turns raping her and she died?

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>>12124011
It's just a bunch of edits of >>12123619 I found on futaba.
The thread was mostly about which one of them you'd leave your little sister with.

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>> No.12124040

>>12124038
You need torque, not speed, for a rotary penis stimulator to be effective.
And the biggest problems are:
1. Sufficient lubrication. Shit gets HOT on your dick before it starts ripping skin off or any of those stupid scare stories
2. Attaching a soft squidgy thing to a chuck that holds it with enough torque to work

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>>12124040
>>12124038
ww

>> No.12124153

>>12123092
I groaned in mild amusement in front of my computer.

>> No.12124167

>>12123642
heh

>> No.12124167,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12123108
heh

>> No.12124167,2 [INTERNAL] 

Heh...

*sniff*

>> No.12124167,3 [INTERNAL] 

The good old days.........

>> No.12124167,4 [INTERNAL] 

Remember when...

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