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Where is the hype /jp/?

>> No.12109965

Reitaisai has only been going on for an hour man it's too early.

>> No.12109972

Shoot the Gimmick.


I'll still play it.

>> No.12109984

Having anal sex with seija!

>> No.12109989

i don't have time playing video games anyway

>> No.12109991 [DELETED] 

>>12109984
Your anus, her dick.

>> No.12110029

>>12109989
If you have time to post on /jp/ then you have time to play video games.

>> No.12110039 [DELETED] 

What is the deal?

>> No.12110057

>>12110029
you are comparing 5-10 minutes with several hours, posting on /jp/topia is much more efficient in spending your time to regain your mental energy

>> No.12110064 [DELETED] 

>>12110057
In time you made this post, you could have played a stage of Danmaku Amanojaku. Thrice.

Well technically you couldn't have because it's not out yet, but the point stands.

>> No.12110084

>>12110064
if it's like StB or DS you beat 85% of the spellcards in 1-2 longer session and then the remaining ones cost you about 2-3 or sometimes even more sessions to beat, so better don't even begin with it if you can't spend at least 4-5 hours of your weekends with touhou

>> No.12110099

usually we wait until the chinese post some links over baidu or whatever its called.

>> No.12110131

>>12110099
http://whereismynewtouhou.info/

>> No.12110138 [DELETED] 

>>12110131
They do the same.

>> No.12110139

The lack of hype is disheartening.
Three years ago there would have been various threads with people talking about what they wanted to see.
Now we have one small thread and two insignificant ones.
Those were better times, /jp/.

>> No.12110141

>>12109962
The longer I stare at the foot, the worse it gets. What an otherwise nice picture completely ruined.

>> No.12110144

>>12110139
That's because people are too busy fapping to Seija's ass to care.

>> No.12110147

>>12110139

It's not a mainline game so people care less.

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>>12110139
>Those were better times, /jp/.
Why is /jp/ so shitty?

>> No.12110154

Title theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALPjOkFHiUQ

>> No.12110160

>>12110131
>http://whereismynewtouhou.info/
Gross, why are they doing the whole translation patch thing again. it's the worst and discourages actual translation patches from being made. Touhou 14 STILL doesn't have a translation patch because of it.

>> No.12110163

>>12110154
Nice. This guy is posting the complete soundtrack.

>> No.12110165

>>12110160

why the hell would you even want a static translation patch

>> No.12110170 [DELETED] 

>>12110165
Frankly, I don't understand why people want a translation patch at all.

>> No.12110174

>>12110165
Because that's how it's always been. I don't want my game rooted to receive updates "automatically." I want a dedicated 100% patch that I can apply to the game files like it's done with every other game.

The original system wasn't broken, and I'm sure a lot more people preferred it than this thcrap bullshit. Now the people who want a standalone static patch won't ever receive one.

>> No.12110178

>>12110170
I want my yuri subtext. I haven't learned Japanese yet. I'll get to it one day I swear.

>> No.12110182

>>12110174

Sorry if the autists are being ignored I guess

>> No.12110186

>>12110182
The autists are what make up the playerbase.

>> No.12110193

>>12110174
>>12110174
>>12110174
>>12110174

>> No.12110196

what? how is he getting the soundtrack?

>> No.12110198

>>12110196

He has the game and ripped the music files?

>> No.12110203

>>12110196
>>12110193
I can't believe /jp/ has reached this level of retardness.

>> No.12110208

>>12110198
He's obviously ripping it from the music menu, but the tracks aren't unlocked yet. Can you listen to tracks you haven't unlocked?

>> No.12110212

>>12110208
You could in DDC, couldn't you?

>> No.12110215

>>12110208
I suspect it tells you beforehand if you haven't yet for spoiler purposes.

>> No.12110221

>>12110212
>>12110215
Yeah, just tested.

>> No.12110258 [DELETED] 
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Tsukumo first opponent.

>> No.12110265

www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm23529206

footage of first two days

>> No.12110272 [DELETED] 

>>12110265
This is a serious spoiler territory.

And I'm watching anyway. Fuck.

>> No.12110280

>>12110265
Anyone want to take bets what other bosses show up?

>> No.12110283

>>12110258
you mean not benben

>> No.12110284

>>12110280
Mima. I can feel it in my bones.

>> No.12110287

>>12110284
You misspelled Shinki.

>> No.12110290

>>12110287
No I think Mima was the correct spelling there.

>> No.12110292

>>12110280
>>12110284
>>12110287
Apparently, according to the wiki, we're getting Yatsuhashi, Cirno, Wakasagihime, Sekibanki, Kyouko, Nitori, Keine, Yuyuko, Raiko and Reimu . So there's that.

>> No.12110297 [DELETED] 

>>12110292
I think he meant the ones that aren't confirmed yet.

>> No.12110300

>>12110292

So DDC plus a few others.

As expected.

>> No.12110310

WHERE'S THE DOWNLOAD LINKS

>> No.12110313

>>12110310
________________no__________________________________________

>> No.12110316

>>12110310
>>12110209

>> No.12110317 [DELETED] 

ISC is shaping to be everything I thought it it's going be, and more.

>>12110310
在りません

>> No.12110317,1 [INTERNAL] 

Oh boy another shiggy game!

>> No.12110319

>>12110310
the japanese are probably still probably all having fun at Reitaisai

>> No.12110326 [DELETED] 

>>12110319
Even if/when they're back home, they're going to have fun with the game first.

Not that it matters, since it'll be some Chinese uploading it.

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>>12110174

>The original system wasn't broken,

Tell that to the horrible EoSD translation that we still have today which no one wanted to touch for almost a fucking decade until they released their system for it

THCRAP is a blessing for the mediocre western Touhou community.

>> No.12110366

>>12110361
The Original EoSD translation is fine and charming in it's own respect. The quality of translation isn't something I'm complaining about anyways. I'm talking about the way the patch is applied.

>> No.12110368
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i made my own little thing with the thcrap

>> No.12110383

>>12110361
to be honest this has always been my opinion of thcrap
even if the guy running it feels like the biggest elitist fuck there is, it's too be expected. this is the western touhou community after all.

>> No.12110392

>>12110366

>The quality of translation isn't something I'm complaining about anyways

That's the problem. The quality should be a much higher concern than the way the patch is applied, and a system as open as thcrap helps a lot to increase that quality, not only for recent windows games but for all of them.

>> No.12110395

>>12110392
i have the guy on skype
he said he's trying to work on the pc98 games but they have the weirdest file formats and all that fun stuff

>> No.12110396

question, can I run vpatch with thcrap?

>> No.12110397

Seija flipped our hype level and we aren't hype at all.

>> No.12110399

>>12110147
/jp/ has been more dead than usual too.


And >>12110147

>> No.12110400
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まだか?

>> No.12110402

>>12110396
yes

>> No.12110403

>>12110147
>>12110399
but the mainline games are worse

>> No.12110405
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>>12110400
Stupid sexy ZUN

>> No.12110407

>>12110139
its because /a/utists like this >>12109991
think its funny to troll and meido allows it because meido is one of them because moot picks the meido and moot is one of them

>> No.12110413 [DELETED] 

>>12110392
>a system as open as thcrap helps a lot to increase that quality

It does the opposite.

Remember all the shit some people put on touhouwiki? Remember how it stayed there for years (and much of it is still there because nobody noticed it yet except for a few newcomer EOPs who don't realize it shouldn't be like that)? And from what I know, the thpatch translations are copied verbatim from the wiki in the first place. Where's the improvement?

Any translation technique that does not modify the original is vastly superior technically, but translations themselves should always be a one-and-done deal. If the first one is shit, make another from scratch. Do not make it "open", because then it'll be open to people who have no business editing it, and they'll outnumber those who do and strike when you least expect it.

>> No.12110424

I have a feeling many Touhou players migrated to /v/ considering how common Soku/PoFV threads are there now nowadays. A single one of those threads is more active than any of our current Reitaisai threads.

>> No.12110433

>>12110424
Yeah, every since /v/ started daily soku threads, I've been hanging out there. Can't say no to that post rate.

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>>12110400
Goddammit ZUN you're not supposed to be that attractive.

>> No.12110436

>>12110424
do they have a thread for ISC?

>> No.12110438 [DELETED] 

Days 3 and 4:
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm23529802

>> No.12110442

>>12110436
there is one general Touhou/Soku/PoFV hosting thread per night.

>> No.12110460

>>12110413

>And from what I know, the thpatch translations are copied verbatim from the wiki in the first place. Where's the improvement?

This is the improvement, as I quote from touhou.info:

>Aside from greater control over the translations and a far superior workflow, a network of third-party translation patch servers may also bring another advantage to the community as a whole: Instead of translators fighting over the right amount of localization, translators can now simply offer every option as a separate patch. They can even leverage thcrap's patch stacking and dependency systems to combine them, while keeping every single line of text (and every image) up-to-date.

The one-and-done deal approach we had it the past was flawed because the people in charge of the patches very rarely improved their own work. Before thcrap I read many members of the community requesting a new patch for EoSD and alas nothing happened because the coders couldn't be arsed with the old game, even if it is one of the most popular of the series.

>> No.12110460,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12110407
Oh wow, good job, you actually managed to get me banned. You can see my posts deleted all over the thread. You probably only posted that one meta crap.

Now you know who to blame nobody posts on /jp/.

>> No.12110460,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12110460,1
go blog about it on /a/ fag

>> No.12110460,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12110460,2
There are more productive solutions.

>> No.12110460,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>12110460,3
write me a fuckin book

>> No.12110495

>>12110460
EoSD is fairly unplayed. The two popular Touhou games would've been PCB and MoF.

>> No.12110496

>>12110460
Why would you wait on others to improve themselves? If people really wanted it done than they would have figured it out and done it themselves. Instead they bitched and moaned about it. The patchers did you a service for free. It might not have been the best, But they did it for the community and out of their own hearts and time.

I wouldn't mind thcrap translations if they had a one and done patch as well. That's all that's need, but they don't offer that. Why? Beyond me.

>> No.12110505

here's a livestream btw http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv179137600

>> No.12110514

>>12110505
Man, I remember a livestream right after release... I think it was for UFO.
It's been five years since UFO. God damn.

>> No.12110516

>>12110496

>I wouldn't mind thcrap translations if they had a one and done patch as well. That's all that's need, but they don't offer that. Why? Beyond me.

Fair enough, though I did quote the advantage of their system I won't argue much for it. I also particularly liked the offline system too. But the fact of the matter is that the new system is bringing us a better translation than the older one did and not only for new releases but for all of the windows games, and that is all that matters. (multiple languages too but that's really not applicable to us)

Besides, the patchers you just mentioned that did their previous work out of their own hearts and time could just have released one for th14, without any actual translating effort mind you, yet they didn't. I can't really blame thcrap for that. Either they got lazy or them themselves support the new system. If the latter is the case them per your suggestion you should do something on your own instead of bitching and moaning about it. I for one believe there is a purpose on bitching. It's never wrong to express your own opinion, even if the given work is free.

>> No.12110520

So has ISC been uploaded yet?

>> No.12110527

>>12110460
That's a nice option, but is anyone using it? I don't see any alternative translations on their page, just different languages.

>> No.12110528

>no DL link yet
2hu is dead

>> No.12110530

>>12110527

It's a supposed new feature, give it time.

>> No.12110532

>>12110514
I also remember the Double Spoiler and Fairy Wars hype. God damn it /jp/

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>>12110532
We're all just waiting for a DL link now.

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>>12110516
Yeah you're right. I apologize for the hypocritical actions. I hope you can forgive me.

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>>12110532
good times

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>>12110538
I think we're all being excited in our own cute touhou friend groups we've created. I know I'm certainly talking to some nice 2hu friends while watching the stream.

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>>12110543
>in our own cute touhou friend groups we've created.
Yeah, I'm certainly hanging out with all my 2hu friends that I've made, yup.

>> No.12110552

>>12110505
Yukari, eh?

What did I miss? Which day is he on now?

>> No.12110554

>>12110551
I'll be your 2hu friend, dude.

>> No.12110557

>>12110551
This feel exactly.

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>>12110539

There is nothing to forgive, my dear anon. Although I do support thcrap I also believe an alternative hard-patch would be beneficial for some of the members of our community, including myself. Raising that issue is never wrong per se, though I'd like to see it back without sacrificing what I consider to be the better current system.

>> No.12110580

Everyone's always connected to the Internet anyway, so why would an offline solution help more?

>> No.12110581

>>12110551

I'm hanging out in the touhou steam group I run

>> No.12110588

I can't be the only one who thinks the new trophy achievement system is adorable.

>> No.12110590

>>12110588
>New trophy achievement system
What?

>> No.12110591
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>>12110571
Ah. I see you too, are a fan of the sips.

>> No.12110595

>>12110590
As you clear cards and do special things, Little achievements appear in the top right hand corner, unlocking special titles and stuff.

>> No.12110596

>>12110590
In the few videos I've seen, various actions earn achievements, because the thing Touhou needed was to be more like xbox live

>> No.12110602

>>12110588
>adorable
Adorable's the word. I couldn't read what the text said with this video quality but whatever the mechanics are, it looked cute.

Also, it's impressive the speed at which the retards jump on everything to shitpost. And I'm referring to the stream. How eager can you be to jump on every single place to spread your cancerous bullshit? It's amazing.

>> No.12110603

>>12110595
>achievements
Steamworks integration confirmed, steel yourselves for TotalBiscuit's impending rage video!

>> No.12110604

>>12110602
I just end up turning chat off.

>> No.12110606
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>>12110591

Always been.

>> No.12110608

>>12110604
>Chat
...You mean comments, right?
This is still my /jp/, right?

>> No.12110610

Is he going to do archievements only now? Are there no extra bosses?

>> No.12110611

>>12110596
In a gimmicky game like this I think they're fine, it's not like you won't try to do some weird completions to please yourself after you finish the whole game yourself.

>> No.12110613

>>12110588
I don't mind, I'm just not sure why you'd need it in a game like this. With dozens of levels to pass, each with its own score and other statistics, most hand-picked "achievements" are redundant.

ZUN's really trying to make the game Steam-friendly, eh?

>> No.12110623

>>12110610
It's probably going to work like StB, where there's an extra set of spell cards.

>>12110613
>Steam-friendly
I hope not. I'd rather see him release his games through gog or something.

>> No.12110625

>>12110424
>Soku/PoFV
すてき。
I may as well defect too, now that I now that.

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>>12110608
It's effectively a chat system.

>> No.12110628

>>12110613
>ZUN's really trying to make the game Steam-friendly, eh?
More like "ZUN's really trying to have fun making things with his games," faggot.

>> No.12110634

Fairy Wars also had achievements, it's no big deal.

>> No.12110636

>>12110627
>It's effectively a chat system.
For the uneducated masses who like to misuse anything as long as they reach their goal of making things worse for everybody, yes, it's effectively a chat system, Anon.

>> No.12110637

>>12110628
How dare he have fun making games if it means including something I don't like

>> No.12110640

>>12110634
It was merely just a spell capture tracking system. Didn't have things like graze X amount of bullets, perfect clear or get a certain high score.

>> No.12110641

>>12110628
Yeah, this >>12110637

/jp/'s attitude has always been along the lines of "if it isn't our kind of fun, it can go fuck itself".

>> No.12110642

Will there be a new character this time??

>> No.12110643

>>12110623
>I'd rather see him release his games through gog or something.

Wouldn't everyone?

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>>12110636
That's why I'm not using it. If you don't like it, there is an option to not look at it. I suggest you take that option if it's really that bothering to you.

>> No.12110646

What the fuck are the chinks doing?
Where's my DL link?

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Stop my penis can only get so erect

>> No.12110649

>>12110636
Wait, what do you postulate is its intended/correct use?

>> No.12110656

>>12110648
One for playing it.
One for storing it.
One for uploading it to us.

>> No.12110657

>>12110649
Commenting on the video.
You know, just like it says on the comment window (see how it's called "コメント") and just like the Japs have been doing since NicoNico was created in every single video?

>> No.12110658

>>12110657
Even the Japs aren't shitposting as much as you do, I want to see the spellcards, not some retarded tumblr meme.

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Game has a build-in archivement.

Steam release foreshadowing perhaps?

>> No.12110661

>>12110613

>ZUN's really trying to make the game Steam-friendly, eh?

How? Steam's most popular game doesn't support achievements.

>> No.12110670

>>12110657
>shitposting as much as you do, I want to see the spellcards, not some retarded tumblr meme.
W-what? B-but I was saying that th-
Oh, okay, you're just retarded. You win, champ.

>> No.12110677

>>12110656
Three discs for nippon-kings under the sky
Seven for the neckbeards in their lightless crypts
Nine for the normalfags who play not but lie
One that the Dark Lord with alcohol anoints
In the house of ZUN where beer runs free
One disc to rule them all, one disc to find them
One disc to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the house of ZUN where beer runs free

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Looks like another mediocre puzzle shmup to me. I was still hoping for a Th15 demo or even an announcement, as unlikely at it was.

>> No.12110680

>>12110657
Obviously, but what purpose does commenting a live broadcast serve?

>> No.12110683

>>12110679
I really do hope ZUN doesn't throw too many extra lives in the next game. Not after what happened with DDC and its' necessity to bomb/sacrifice all the time.

>> No.12110690

>>12110670
Epic stuttering

>> No.12110692

>>12110683
*its

>> No.12110695

It's possible we get another secondary game this year though. When ZUN made Double Spoiler and released that in Reitaisai he also released Fairy Wars the same year during Winter Comiket, which he usually doesn't attend.

That was unfortunately followed by an entire year without any games, lets hope the pattern doesn't follow.

>> No.12110699

>>12110695
>secondary

SECONDARY?!

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>>12110699

!

My apologies! I mean side games.

>> No.12110704

No extra? I hope you don't have to finish the game without items/getting every archievement to Unlock the extras.

>> No.12110705

I think ZUN decided to implement achievements just to give a bit more replay value to the game. And he did it in a jokingly manner as this because the game isn't a "serious" entry on the Touhou story.

Come on, just look at the title.
The events developed in this entry may be mentioned just a couple of times in the manga and that's it. He took some liberties with this one.

>> No.12110706

http://pan.baidu.com/s/1jGqRrb4
I don't know if it's legit.

>> No.12110707

>>12110704
Would Zun be that cruel?

>> No.12110712

>>12110706
Only one way to find out~

>> No.12110723

>>12110707
Yes.

>> No.12110725

>>12110707
Considering Remilia's first spell card, yes.
It's not touhou without the Extra bosses, regardless if the game's canon or not.
I hope someone eventually unlocks them, if they're there ;_;

>> No.12110735

>>12110725
The star of David one? Isn't that easy compared to Scarlet Meister?

>> No.12110736

>>12110735
Remilia's in 14.3.

>> No.12110737

>>12110706
So is anyone else having trouble with this?

>> No.12110739

>>12110736
Oh.

Well, cards in extras and side games are usually gimmicky, anyway. Look at Honest Man's Death for example.

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>>12110737
Not yet.

>> No.12110745

MIMA CONFIRMED HOLY SHIT

>> No.12110746

>>12110737
Other than a really slow download, no.

>> No.12110748

>>12110745
My bones just exploded.

>> No.12110749

>>12110746
It just crashes for me. Any idea why it might be doing that?

>> No.12110750

>>12110706
Someone upload this on mega or RS please?

>> No.12110753

>>12110737
My download is 2 hours 40 minutes away. Sasuga, China.

I hope whoever gets it first share it in some faster way. Assuming it's valid, of course.

>> No.12110757

>>12110749
same here, damn

>> No.12110758

>>12110750
pavlenty from doujinstyle will upload it to MEGA, he said

>> No.12110759

>>12110748

STOP GIVING ME FALSE HOPE

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>>12110745

Nice try, you almost rused me.

>> No.12110762

>>12110749
>>12110757

Run with japanese local as admin. Mine works fine.

>> No.12110763

Oh man, guys. I was at Reitaisai and I shit you not.I heard playism talking to ZUN about putting his game up on steam.my japanese is really good so I am pretty sure. This shit is going down like next month. They are going to put it up on steam.

>> No.12110766

>>12110763
Holy fuck. So an official translation is in the works?

>> No.12110769

>>12110762
I always have my computer set to japanese local, and I tried running as admit.

>> No.12110773

The game is hard as fuck.

>> No.12110774

>>12110769
Same, tried it in local, admin, and compatability modes. No dice.

>> No.12110780

>>12110749
>>12110769
>>12110774

Okay got it working, change your folder name removing all the Chinese characters and it will run.

>> No.12110784

>>12110763
I'm not sure my heart can take the overwhelmingly negative reception 2hu would get from the gaming press...

>> No.12110791

>>12110784
Why should we care about anything like that?
Even if touhou were to become super popular via steam, the fandom can hardly get shittier, and we've always managed to ignore these parts

>> No.12110799

>>12110706
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=553185&showfiles=1
There is a torrent of that file, for what it's worth.
At least, it's faster than Baidu.

>> No.12110801

>>12109972
More like Cheat the Bullet

>> No.12110807

>>12110799
and the mega link is on the usual place

>> No.12110808

>>12110784
Why are you reading "gaming press" to begin with? Worthless writers, worthless readers.

>> No.12110815

Dammit! All these spellcard are fucking impossible. How am I supposed to beat with without resorting to being a casual by using bombs?

>> No.12110824
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The scoring system is based heavily upon grazing and inflates with each bullet grazed. To get a feel for it, try supergrazing every bullet on the tutorial for a high score.

>> No.12110826

>>12110815
I am mildly amused by your post.

>> No.12110847

Running it no issues no applocale

Take the Japanese characters OUT of the filepath you dumb fucks windows API accepts UTF8 and cant handle those kanji

made it to day 4 without dying

ZUM pls

>> No.12110868

Oh dear, the board went dead. Everyone's playing, I guess.

See you in few days, /jp/.

>> No.12110871

I'm probably gonna download it, play it for a day and then wait for a translation patch before seriously attempting to beat it

>> No.12110877

>>12110824
What are the 4 colors on the triangle? (edges and middle)

>> No.12110886

>>12110877
You have 3 tools you can select to capture the spellcard. Triangle shows with which tool you've captured it. For example purple is an invincibility towel. If you capture spellcard without using any tools you'll get green circle inside triangle. Yes, despite the game's name it's possible to capture every single spellcard without using cheats.

>> No.12110888

Oh my god I completely forgot about this, and Reitaisai in general.
I'm sorry /jp/

>> No.12110892

>>12110886
I captured a spellcard with 2 different tools, but all 3 edges had bright circles in them.

>> No.12110894

I really wonder what's going to happen now that someone finally broke the taboo of violating spellcard rules

>> No.12110914

>>12110894
Nothing.

>> No.12110926

Does the game have commentary in anyway like DS or StB?

>> No.12110929

This game is pathetically easy and stupid. With cheating tools most of the spellcards don't require dodging at all. Some spellcards are so trivial you can capture them without using tools on the first attempt.

I didn't have high expectations for this game and I'm still disappointed.

>> No.12110931

>>12110929
You apparently score by grazing. Try playing for score, I guess?

>> No.12110934

>>12110931
shh dont tell him how touhou is actually supposed to be played

>> No.12110935

>>12110929
You could try to improve your score by milking every spell for graze until the time runs out.

>> No.12110937

>>12110929
Ik I already beat every card no tools lel

>> No.12110938

>>12110929
> With cheating tools most of the spellcards don't require dodging at all.
Seriously, what did you expect?
Both camera games have been exactly like this, enhancing the focus of the touhou games which is puzzlesolving.

I don't see why you would expect actual hardcore dodging suddenly

>> No.12110941

>>12110929
>With cheating tools most of the spellcards don't require dodging at all.
>cheating tools
I wonder why that is.........

>> No.12110951

>>12110929
I like it being easy. The gameplay is fun.
Maybe it's easy because Zun plans to release it on Steam.

>> No.12110953

>>12110931
>>12110934
Hahaha, playing episodic (i.e. separated into scenes) game for score? That's fucking retarded. Each scene is extremely short and has a separate score. You can grind it forever and result won't ever impress anyone or give you any satisfaction. That's like playing integer touhou game with savestates.

>>12110941
>Seriously, what did you expect?
Challenge? Both DS and StB were challenging. This game is not.

>> No.12110963

>>12110951
>Seija hair is in part black
>Steam's UI is mostly almost black

ZUN planning a Steam release ?????

>> No.12110968

>>12110951
I've seen this being mentioned so many times in this thread alone that I'm worried some of you might seriously believe it.
Please don't lose what's left of your sanity, /jp/. Go fap or something before you start believing in other weird things.

>> No.12110972

>>12110892
If you no-item a scene you light up the entire ring.

>> No.12110974

>>12110963
>14.3 is a video game
>Steam is a video game service

ZUN planning a Steam release ?????

>> No.12110976

>>12110963
>>12110974
Why are you acting like retards?

>> No.12110978

>>12110953
Play without items?

>> No.12110980

>>12110938
DS was like this, StB had more old-fashioned dodging cards, which is why I prefer it overall.

>> No.12110983

>>12110953
> DS
>Challenging

Nope.
DS was exactly like this game, find out when to use your gimmick and have all bullets eliminated for you

Also, this just in: Mouku is a scumbag and Kagerou is a cool wolf

>> No.12110987

>>12110706

Mediafire link: http://www.mediafire.com/download/fyq1wrcc7xndhf7/TH14.3_-_Impossible_Spell_Card.7z

>> No.12110992
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>>12110978
Sure. I'm playing it right now.

>> No.12110998
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>>12110992
I almost shat myself.

>> No.12111009

What does NICKNAME in menu means? When I select it I see some numbers and moonrunes.

>> No.12111010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bkO15lf6E8

>> No.12111013

>>12111009
Seems to be where you check achievements, why it's called nickname i don't know though.

>> No.12111031

>>12110953
Then the difficulty does not matter either. Or do you not understand what you said?

>> No.12111051

>>12110740
suck my cock dude

>> No.12111055

>>12110740
modern touhou in a nutshell :^^)

>> No.12111064

Looks like making a no item clear automatically counts as clearing the stage with every items separately. I thought someone might want to know, because I feel kinda cheated, no matter how logical it is.

>>12111009
>>12111013
It's supposed to be a nickname you got for clearning the achievement. I think.

>> No.12111065

>>12110886
What? So if I clear a level without tools, and then unlock more tools later on, I have to redo the level without tools to get a "clear" with all tools again? Pretty BS.

>> No.12111072
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12111072

And just as expected, it didn't run here. Exact same thing as DDC.
Life as a poor NEET is difficult. Damn you ZUN for giving your new games so many graphics and stuff.

>> No.12111078
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>>12111065
Hahaha, it's fucking true, you need to clear them again. Good job, game.

>> No.12111080

>>12109962
So what about the dialog? Is Seija going down?

>> No.12111085

>>12111080
From what I've translated, it comes down to "The pleasure of being cummed inside".

>> No.12111091

>>12110642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNyvZv_r60I

>> No.12111094

What does the hammer and that Kaguya doll do?

>> No.12111097

>>12110642

Doesn't look like it since there's last day footage now, >>12111010

>>12111094

The doll lets you eat a death.

>> No.12111101

>>12111097
>The doll lets you eat a death.
One death? Because I'm clearly not invincible while it's active. If it's only 1 death, how is it different from tanuki statue?

>> No.12111103

Just gave it a try and cleared the first day.
Wakawakahime, please don't finish chapters with patterns as easy as that. Even an easy modo player like me could clear it without using items.

>> No.12111106

>>12111101
That doll redirects aimed bullets towards itself. >>12111097 was just confusing it with the tanuki statue

>> No.12111133

Any new on an extra stage yet ?

>> No.12111136

How do I use the sub item?

>> No.12111138

>>12111133
MIMA!

>> No.12111140

>>12111133
As far as we know, there's a Final Day, in which some of the strongest characters show up.

>> No.12111143
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12111143

Shit

>> No.12111145

>>12111143
Mouku a cunt

>> No.12111180

>>12111136
-Sub tanuki statue is the same as main, except only one hit
-Sub camera boosts movement speed
-Sub yinyang shrinks hitbox
-Sub bomb erases bullets around you when you use your main item
-Sub decoy doll makes you shoot more
Does anyone know what the others do?

>> No.12111185

>>12111180
Mallet strengthens your main item.

>> No.12111199
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12111199

Another safespot. Just stay under her skirt and move together with her.
Although this card is pretty easy even without this strategy.

>> No.12111202

>>12111199
No, you have to hug her feet

>> No.12111216

>>12111072
You and me same, Anon.... maybe I can borrow my brother's computer later this week, if I'm lucky.

>> No.12111244
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12111244

Is this the intended method to clear this?
Being outside seems a lot harder, but I collide with the boss hitbox much more often than I'd like.

>> No.12111261

Which key swithes items?

>> No.12111262

Mallet Gaming is the only true way to play this game.
It is just what ZUN intended.

>> No.12111269

Has anyone translated the omake.txt yet? I'm curious about the plot.

>> No.12111274

>>12111269
I dunno, I just took a glance with google translate.

>> No.12111275

>>12111262
I can only hit once at the beginning, for the rest I get shot.

>> No.12111278

>>12111269
Ask the patch center, maybe they have something.

>> No.12111280

>>12111269
>>12111274
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Impossible_Spell_Card/Translation/Afterword

>> No.12111346

Mallet is a bit of a piece of shit really. Sure does a lot of damage but its a massive gamble since you're stuck standing still waiting to die.

>> No.12111371

The fuck how do you avoid aya's camera attack.

>> No.12111376
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every level is supposed to be played 10 times, and all of them can be walked through without items :O thats sick

>> No.12111377

>>12111371
Same as DS
Just get out of the camera's range

>> No.12111385

>>12111376
Looks like if you pass a stage without items it counts as if you passed it with all the items

>> No.12111390

>>12111377
Nope, DS's camera was slower and Aya had actual speed, this one is imposible, I didn't try using the camera as a sub item though.

Just use the first item everytime she tries to photograph you anyway, Aya and Hatate are really easy.

>> No.12111391

>>12111385
yeah, thats right, passing level without using an item make all 9 items achieved

>> No.12111394

What are all the sub-items effects?

>> No.12111399

Last day unlocked!
http://www.mediafire.com/download/24314k8o15gug9d/scoreth143.dat

>> No.12111403

>>12111390
>>12111371
Just stay out of her range at all times, which means at least half the screen away. Don't folly her into corners.

>> No.12111436

Well shit I ain't getting 4-3 without items any time soon

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>>12110824
Oh my.

>> No.12111443

When can you start using sub items?

>> No.12111450

Since completing every spell with every items means using the doll that most of the time is useless I guess you'd better try to finish without items to begin with, but to me some spell cards look literally impossible without them, and people complained about it being easy.

>> No.12111461

Why is Seija better at taking pictures than Aya?

>> No.12111469
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12111469

Oh Mokou...
You stole my precious thing (the sweet victory) with that one last post-spellcard charge. Damn you!

>> No.12111489
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12111489

No, seriously, what the fuck, ZUN? Is it true that you hate this game and its cast?

>> No.12111490

>>12111489
SA.

The way I see it Seija travels from one location to another to realize her schemes, which serve the purpose of turning Gensokyo upside down, making the weak reign over the strong.

Technically the underground is not part of Gensokyo though, and it has it's own hirachy

>> No.12111492

This game is reminding me that I am shit at Danmaku.

>> No.12111494

Why does the worst new touhou have the best new theme?

>> No.12111496

>>12111490
Plus Satori can easily read what the fuck she's thinking.

>> No.12111500

>>12111461
Aya is actually trying to take nice pictures for her newspaper, Seija is just using the camera as a glorifed Danmaku-clearer and flashbang

>> No.12111502

Does anyone know the various effects in the sub slot? Also some sub items have a number, how do I use them?

>> No.12111506
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12111506

>>12111442
Neat ain't it?

I preferred the Camera when doing this one, personally.

>> No.12111507

The new soundtracks are really good.

My favorites: stage 1 & 3 theme
I like the guitar in stage 1 & 3 theme

>> No.12111509

>>12111502
cloak: gives you an extra 2 uses of the cloak when your main item runs out
mallet: increases the effect of your main item slightly
yinyang: halves the size of your hitbox
camera: makes you faster
substitute doll: increases shot spread
bomb: clears bullets around you when you use main item
parasol: behaves like its in main slot
tanuki doll: lets you eat a bullet
lamp: no idea

>> No.12111510

Mallet only run viable?

>> No.12111514

>>12111507
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxlkVECWkoE
&
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8y0XnhRR_Q

>> No.12111515

Dialogue isn't repeatable?

>> No.12111520

>>12111510
They all should be viable.

>>12111515
I think you have to select the original item for when you first encountered the dialogue.

>> No.12111523

Any direct OST rip from the game yet?

>> No.12111534

>>12111520
I mean as in only do damage with mallet.

>> No.12111538

>>12111534
You can win by time outs so technically yes.

>> No.12111541

>>12111534
there's a lot of attacks where you just don't have enough time to get in enough mallet swings. plenty of them can be taken out through mallet damage alone but not all of them.

then again i'm shit at the game so who knows

>> No.12111542

>>12111534
Oh, that could be interesting, but probably impossible with some later spell cards.

>> No.12111543

8-1 appears to be bugged and Sukuna stops shooting for the duration of the stage. You'll have to cancel her attack before 30 seconds instead of waiting until zero.

>>12111534
It wouldn't make a difference, since you'd have to timeout the pattern anyway.

>> No.12111548

So Kokoro isn't on this game?
Why ZUN

>> No.12111553

>>12111548

Because Hopeless Masquerade a shit.

Also he'd have to draw new sprites.

>> No.12111554

>>12111548
ZUN was too damn lazy to draw a sprite, that's why.

>> No.12111557

The final attack in this game is actually quite easy to do without items. Looks nice though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7zG2poUHo0

>> No.12111569 [DELETED] 
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Cool ending, ZUN.

>> No.12111573

>>12111569
Translate it you weebs.

>> No.12111574

>>12111489
what is Touhou 7?

>> No.12111576

Anything else to unlock after "Last day"?
I don't really feel like fighting all the scary stage 6 bosses right now if there is nothing to unlock afterwards

>> No.12111580

>>12111569
Please don't post endings

>> No.12111581

>>12111569
spoiler alert

>> No.12111584

>>12111574
What is Cirno, Youmu, Yuyuko and Yukari?
Get the fuck out, only SA-fags are allowed to be butthurt here.

>> No.12111585

>>12111576

Doesn't look like it.

>> No.12111588

>>12111584

Or Soga fans.

>> No.12111591 [SPOILER] 
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12111591

Fuck, I meant to spoiler it.

>>12111573
Seija is forever alone.

>> No.12111594

>>12111584
>feelio when parsee is forgotten

>> No.12111595
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>>12111496
Satori is hated and feared soo much that not even a rebellious teenager wants to mess with her

>> No.12111614

Are you forced to time out Mokou on 3-7?

>> No.12111615

>>12111614
Yep

>> No.12111633

>>12111143
this is a timeout card.
Shoot at mokou til she has little health, then keep dodging without shooting ans kill her when you can't dodge anymore. Dodge the resurrection barrage and repeat. If you do it right you kill her in one cycle and a half

>> No.12111654

>No one from Eientei
>Not a single character from SA
>Byakuren as the sole buddhist
>No Kokoro despite Suika and Tenshi reappearing.

Fuck this.

>> No.12111655

I just did 6-8 via timeout but it didn't count as a clear.
What gives?

>> No.12111670
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>>12111591
And she likes it.

>> No.12111672

>>12111654

Iku isn't there either but that's to be expected at this point ain't it?

>> No.12111675

>>12111654
>Byakuren as the sole buddhist
There's also Mamizou

>No one from Eientei
You got Keine and Mouku, the best characters from IN

>> No.12111681

Gah, for some reason this game and SA keep crashing on launch. The rest are fine...

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>>12111654

>only buddhist

>> No.12111695
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How do you beat this except with a lot of luck?
The AI walks directly into a knife and teleports me into instant death.

>> No.12111700

>>12111143
Ha, I just ragequit at this. I managed to survive up to 0.2 seconds left. Fuck me.

>> No.12111704

>>12111695
I use the Yin Yang orb but I still needed luck.
I can't imagine how you're supposed to beat it without items.

>> No.12111706

>>12111695
I was wondering about that too, I think you need to make it so that when she switches with you, it's into somewhere where the knives won't fly to, so that when she switches again, you'll be fine.
Mainly with luck, though.

>> No.12111708

When will 14.3 get an English patch?

>> No.12111713
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Pfff, she got me, I didn't imagine those red danmaku would be nuclear fires.

>> No.12111717

>>12111591
That's sad.

>> No.12111726

>>12111708
Probably within a week, thpatch guys may be faggots but their job is actually good.

>> No.12111728

>>12111695
>>12111704
>>12111706
Or use the doll and it becomes trivial.

>> No.12111731

I almost finished the game now, but I just realized that I'm going to have to do it again once the english patch is released so that I can read all these achievements and dialogues

>> No.12111733

>>12111717
Yeah, for you, not for her.

Seija's bondage doujin when?

>> No.12111739

>>12111728
no item run

>> No.12111743

>>12111695
>>12111704
It's definitely possible to do it without items. The moment she teleports, you have to weave through the gap quite sharply.

Have a replay for reference. I managed 3 times in a row earlier.
https://www.mediafire.com/?anxgmfbdkq55nid

>> No.12111745

I'm only on day four, and I would be farther if I stopped trying to do no item runs.

>> No.12111746

>>12111731
I think you can read the achievements in Nickname.
I think I'll check the wiki for the dialogues.

>> No.12111749

Were is the replay folder?

>> No.12111750

>>12111743
That's not the problem.
The problem is that the moment she teleports, she has a knife in her sprite.

>> No.12111753

>>12111743
Going through the gaps is easy, it's when she teleports you onto a knife that it's a problem.

>> No.12111754

>>12111749
[Username]\AppData\Roaming\ShanghaiAlice\th143

>>12111753
Probably bad luck then.

>> No.12111755

>>12111731
Nickname in main menu is the list of achievements.

>> No.12111769

>>12111755
>>12111746
Yeah, but it's just not the same okay?
I want to see these windows pop up, and know what amazing thing I just did

>> No.12111778

>>12111754
Any way to move it to the folder 14.3 is in and have it run from there?

>> No.12111780

>>12111695
Ah, I see what you mean there. It's like there's no way to directly control her movement.

>> No.12111782
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12111782

Worst Touhou game ever. Did i tell you about how good DDC actually is and how it was always underrated until now?

>> No.12111787

>>12111778
If you're using Windows & you can create hard symlink to replay folder from the game folder.
For WinXP just create a shortcut.

>> No.12111788

>>12111782
Everytime a new touhou is released.
Some people flip their shit and say "it's the worst touhou ever".
Then the next touhou game is released and people start talking about how good the previous game actually was while calling the new one the worst.

>> No.12111794

>>12111788
Just like zelda fans.

>> No.12111796

>>12111788
This happens with every game series. Some I would agree with, but Touhou is not one of them.

>> No.12111798

>>12111788
Except most of /jp/ still dislikes TD. And UFO didn't get much fans either.

>> No.12111800

8-7 is kind of bothering me. Every knife just shoots too fast and my head hurts after 75 tries.

>> No.12111805

I really like the little graze particle effect he put in.

>> No.12111814

>No new characters
>Nobody interesting is coming back
>No extra
>Super easy to clear
>No Kokoro, Kasen or Yuuka
>No backstory to the stolen items
>ZUN somehow has decided that Yuyuko isn't a final boss anymore
>Random characters for the sake of it

eh, I really had high hopes for this game
i hope the translation redeems this game

>> No.12111816

>>12111814
Yuyuko was a stage one boss in TD.

>> No.12111818
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12111818

What happened here, and how does this thing's hotbox work?

>> No.12111820

What is the purple cloth you start off with meant to be? It reminds me of Hatate's skirt for some reason, but i know it isn't that

>> No.12111823

>>12111814
Stages really don't matter, it's mainly about location.
We even have Mouku really early on

>> No.12111827

>>12111816
Yes but that was because the plot required and justified it.
But now apparently she's not on the same level as Remilia.

>>12111823
I know, but it's pretty ugly seeing all those Final Bosses in the Final Day, and then Yuyuko being a mere Seiga-level character.

>> No.12111828

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16B7LcweTyM

>> No.12111831

>>12111818
What an easy spellcard, ZUN didn't even try to make it Impossible-looking.

>> No.12111834

>>12111827
Yuyuko already was a stage 1 character before, so why not.

>> No.12111836

>>12111814
How did you capture that Reimu card where she shots needles and fires homing danmaku without items? I don't know what to do there.

>> No.12111840

>>12111827

Day or Stage =/= powerlevel

>> No.12111841
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>>12111814
>I really had high hopes for this game

The fact that the game was coming out so fast should have told you everything you needed to know about the effort that went into it.

>> No.12111844

>>12111769
>what amazing thing I just did

"Don't feel the pain anymore"

"Your number of failures exceeded 100. You already forgot the pain of killing the girl."

>> No.12111847

I remember now that I'm horrible at danmaku.

>> No.12111850

>>12111844
>"Don't feel the pain anymore"
>"Your number of failures exceeded 100. You already forgot the pain of killing the girl."

Is it really translated like that? Oh boy.

>> No.12111852

>>12111847
DId you forget about it again after this post >>12111492? And then the game reminded you again?

>> No.12111860

>>12111850
That's my shitty take on it. Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere near the "official" translation.

>> No.12111861

>>12111633
Timing it out without killing her at all is even more fun, try it.

>> No.12111864

>>12111861
I can't, after ~20 seconds the screen gives me seizures for the brightness.

>> No.12111872

>>12111852
Yes thank you for reminding me.

>> No.12111930

>>12111836
Shotgun her at first, then quickly go to the bottom of the screen, escape the lasers to the left or right.
Then circle around Reimu.
Just always go from one side of the screen to the other and shoot Reimu while she follows you. When you've reacher the end, loop around behind Reimu.
Take the wideshot (doll sub) if you get a time out.

>> No.12111931

Futo is the only character I managed and could only beat with the mallet. I can't win via other methods.

>> No.12111946

>>12111861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck7QjHfGDnw
There, done.

>> No.12111954

I can't play if there's no easy modo.

>> No.12111957

>>12111954
This game is set at easy if you "cheat"

>> No.12112029
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12112029

This item is literally press X to win.

>> No.12112041
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Cheat

>> No.12112052

Based Doll is best item, prove me wrong.

>>12111800
You don't like fast knives?
Man you're gonna love 10-4.

>> No.12112056

>>12111844
>200 deaths
>Are you not becoming more and more pleasured?
>Well, that's also good. I can still return to society

>> No.12112060

>>12111509
Just saw it in action, lamp sub lets you deathbomb

>> No.12112061

>>12112041
Look at that shitty fucking score jesus fuck.

>> No.12112065

>>12111782
Everytime

>> No.12112068

>>12112061
I don't play for score, I play... for the plot.

>> No.12112072

>>12112052
That's piss easy, I can just use a Lantern at her peak spray of knives, sit on top of Remilia for graze then nuke afterwards.

>> No.12112075

>>12112072
>using items

>> No.12112093

>>12112075
>Not playing for score

>> No.12112100

>>12112093
>highscore in the cheating category

>> No.12112101

Any video of the last day? It's bullshit for me, I only managed to clear the final spell since it was normal danmaku afterall.
Tell me there's a safespot on Remilia's knifes because I don't believe there's someone with enough reflexes to do it without items.

>> No.12112103

>>12111717
What does it say

>> No.12112109

>>12112101
Hijri's first one looks piss easy, but it's all bullshit "memorize where the lasers go". And that's the opposite of fun.

>> No.12112117
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12112117

This spellcard is a joke.

>> No.12112129

>>12112103
Seija bullied all the touhous and now she has no friends anymore.

>> No.12112140

>>12112072
You won't last the fastest wave even with a maxed lantern.

>> No.12112146

>>12112140
Not that guy, but I just did it. You need sub hammer for the extra second invincibility.

>> No.12112148

>>12112140
Yes you do, plenty of people have done it.

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>>12112140
I pretty much did.

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>> No.12112273

>>12112129
It's okay... She is among us now

>> No.12112291 [DELETED] 

>>12112075
>>12112093
>>12112100
Go back to /v/.

>> No.12112313

Is there a timeout phase for the final spell?

>> No.12112328

>>12112273
That's all?
If you break the spellcard rules everyone hates you?
It's not like she cares, what's going to stop her from doing it again and threatening the balance of Gensokyo?

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>>12111523
http://www.mediafire.com/download/cdx45oc791jp5f3/Impossible+Spell+Card+OST.zip
320kbps mp3

>> No.12112356

Just finished the game. It was surprinsingly short. I expected some extra days after clearing all scenes.

>> No.12112371

How do I make it work in xp?

>> No.12112377

>>12112371
did you try downloading windows 7?

>> No.12112381

>>12112377
I'm not restarting to play one game, and I deleted ddc so I can't remember what was done to make that work.

>> No.12112390

>>12112371
I just did applocale

>> No.12112398

>>12112390
Oh the game does work. But the config doesn't.

>> No.12112555
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12112555

Tasukete /jp/

>> No.12112562

WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE ITEMS????!!!!!!!!!!!1

>> No.12112577

>>12112555
Use the statue and hammer as sub.
To easily do it you have to end the first wave with 2 statues remaing, though.

>> No.12112595

That wubwubish menu BGM though...

>> No.12112632

>>12112398
open config with applocale, but first set compatibility mode to windows98 or NT or anything else old.

>> No.12112677
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12112677

Well. I had my fun. Thank you, ZUN.

>> No.12112697

>>12111695
It is possible to do it without items
http://www.mediafire.com/download/k2h8s72lssmk7cu/th143_udAD01.rpy
I managed to do it after many many deaths because fucking Sakuya kept spawning me inside a bullet.
It's a combination of luck and getting the fuck out of dangerous places

>> No.12112760

>>12110677

If 14.3 hadn't come out today, that would have my day.

thank you

>> No.12112842

Could someone give me a hand with 2-6?

There's obviously something basic to the card I'm missing, but I can't figure it out at all.

>> No.12112849

god damn there's a lot of fucking text in this game

>> No.12112913
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12112913

ALL CLEAR EVERY CARD!

Great game GG no re gonna roleplay raping Seija later with my pals.

>> No.12112916

>>12112913
Link to thread?

>> No.12112918

How the fuck do you clear 4-5 without cheating? I'm curious more than anything.
I mean, there's clearly two solid colums that go from each side to join at the center. What the hell.

>> No.12112921

It's super easy. Uhh, try to get the heads to leave a trail parallel or tangential to the ones already on screen, so they don't shave off moving space. When the first ones start disappearing you're already set more or less.

>> No.12112925

>>12112921
Meant to quote >>12112842

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12112981

>Touhou Patch Center Indeed! Brazilian Portuguese is the only language we have right now.

>> No.12112987

Okay I give up with the last day, I don't even know which item that I should use on each spellcard.
Can someone help me, especially 10-7 and 10-4?

>> No.12112989

>>12112849
>texts explaining every fucking thing
>achievements
Is he reaching out to the ~*international audience*~?

>> No.12113034
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>>12112987
On 10-7, the Camera/Tanuki Doll combo worked for me. You'll need to snapshot both red orbs by positioning the camera in the centre of the gap between two of them, leaving one on the left/right side. It should look something like this afterwards.

>> No.12113043

>>12113034
Did the camera slipped out of my mind or what lol
Thank you very much anon, got it on the 1st try with camera+doll.

>> No.12113094

It's slowly dawning on me that the items are just distractions to discourage you from discovering gaps in the spellcards.

>> No.12113097

>>12110784
The majority of "gaming press" constitute paid shills to begin with. You cannot deny that IGN scores are given on a monetary basis.

We have no need to concern ourselves with such trivialities. Let them do what they want, we'll just enjoy our games as usual.

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Watch your manners, Marisa!

>> No.12113174

Easy modo tier player here, also loving the game. Decided to try clear everything all items, and it's been going well so far, I guess. Cleared up to day 2 with everything (and a few no item runs), and finished all scenes in day 3 after giving up on Mokou's first pattern and using the umbrella on it. I'll try doing it without items later.
Most trouble I've had so far was 2-6, after realizing that the cloth is useless in there and trying to figure out how to clear it without items. At least I managed to do it after about 90 minutes and 145 retries.

>> No.12113198

There we go. Finally all cleared. Remilia can still go burn in a fire though.

>> No.12113326

>>12112842
Put yourself on the right of the head when the spell starts. The circle will be created sideways, then you can just slowly move toward the bottom while shooting the boss.

>> No.12113334
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What do these colors mean?

>> No.12113376

>>12112842
It's pretty easy to beat it with most items.
Without them, I only managed to do it by forcing the heads to make some sort of square, with each of them coming from a different side of the screen, by starting at the far bottom of the screen then alternating between above and below Banki's cute body.
>>12113334
Each circle indicates you beat the level with an item. The center green one only lights up when you clear a level without using items.

>> No.12113377

>>12113376

> Each circle indicates you beat the level with an item

I just cleared it without using any items. Do all of them light up when I do that?

>> No.12113385

>>12113377
Look by yourself, you moron.

>> No.12113386

>>12113377
Yup. If you no-item a scene and then unlock more items, however, the new ones won't light up.

>> No.12113508

>>12112981
Brasil 2hu soon

>> No.12113722

>>12113377
Yes, you dumby.
If you can clear with no items, you can obviously clear with whatever item.

>> No.12113754

>>12113722
Except if you haven't unlocked all items yet. Then once you do, you have to beat the level again to light everything up.

>> No.12113758

What do you get for beating every stage without items? Is it required?

What was all that trash talk about in the afterword when this game is the embodiment of everything he hates?

>> No.12113761

>>12113758
>is the embodiment of everything he hates
for example?

>> No.12113769

>Good game experience involves conquering your goals through strategy, effort and patient play.
I think this game can deliver such experience.
It makes an emphasis on it.
But aren't there too many games in which the effort part largely relies on randomness?
Oh look! Super rares, legendaries!... Endlessly collecting random drops with cute pictures and parameters over an infinite amount of game updates...
I feel like I'm nearing my limit.
Maybe it's just the thoughts of a grown-up who doesn't want to kill his time with serious games,
but if these are going to be the only games left in this world, my alcohol will go bad too.

ZUN faces the depression of growing up

>> No.12113779

>>12113769
>the depression of growing up

That's what happens when you marry.

>> No.12113806

>>12113758
Bragging rights. Not required.

>> No.12113842
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What do I do besides praying not to get hit? I don't care about not using items.

>> No.12113846

>>12113779
And have a kid no less.
Will ZUNbou be the ZUN of our generation?

>> No.12113852

>>12113842
Delete one or even two of the bombs with the camera.
Though you don't get enough shots if I recall correctly.
So I don't know.

>> No.12113854

>>12113842
Refer to >>12113034

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Dudes, how do I kill the auto-resurrecting Mokou?

>> No.12113869

>>12113867
Kill it with fire.

>> No.12113871

>>12113867
>kill an immortal

>> No.12113876

>>12113852
I only needed to use 6 out of 7 shots.
https://www.mediafire.com/?q3dez19a0boo23x

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>>12113842
Max Level Fireworks/Bombthing + Sub Jizo Statue. First take a hit from the lasers, while racking up damage with your normal shots. Then, after this, each time Miko signals a new wave of danmaku, drop a bomb in order to clear the screen. If you do it in that order and you constantly fire at Miko, you'll get her by the time you drop the last bomb.

Fuck doing that one without items though. Literally no idea how to predict laser pathways.

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>>12113869
Fight fire with fire...

>> No.12113883

Making pretzels with Futo!

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>>12113879
Thanks anon, that was my original plan but I was always one bomb short because I didn't think about the Jizo statue.
I don't know what ZUN was thinking when he made that spellcard though.

>> No.12113900

>>12113867
You don't. You need to time her out.

On every other level, timing out is an instant loss. Very intuitive, ZUN.

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>>12113891
You are welcome! You probably figured it out yourself fast enough, but it took me a good fifty tries until realizing that I should waste my Jizo statue at the start instead of shortly before spell-break, since it's still highly probable to get hit twice in the laser-maze.

While this card is BS, it looks quite majestic, no? As expected of the Crown Prince!

>> No.12113911

>>12113769
>But aren't there too many games in which the effort part largely relies on randomness?
>7-6

>> No.12113913

>>12113901
You talk like a doujin omake. I like it.

>> No.12113914

>>12113911
which one is 7-6 again?

>> No.12113925

>>12113900
>Defeat her
>She does the exact same thing
Yes, I'd say it's quite intuitive.

>> No.12113931

how does this game stack up to StB and DS?

>> No.12113933

>>12113931
Less boring, I guess.

>> No.12113937

Do some people really find Blood-Sucking Tag (10-9) hard even with items ? It can be done in as little as 20 seconds.

>> No.12113972

>>12113914
Sakuya switching places with you. I should have won on the second try, but she teleported me into a knife 65 times first. I had to get risky with the mallet to beat her in time.

Did ZUN run out of ideas by day 8, and half of day 7? These are just normal spell attacks.

>> No.12113978

>>12113972
So why not just use the decoy doll?

>> No.12114033

>>12113937
Share your tactic, master.

>> No.12114109

>>12113978
I seemed easy enough to win without items but the teleport-into-knife-and-unavoidably-die streak went on too long.
I'm at Tenshi now and this is the first stage that's honestly giving me trouble. No combination is helping me much. I'm just bad.

>> No.12114125

>>12113931
A game with a gimmick is much better if the game is designed around the gimmick.

This one here allows you to break many spell cards with the use of items, so it appears that the challenge is "complete the game without using items".
But then you get to some spells that are impossible (I would like to a TAS of those) and you're forced to use items.
In short, the challenges arent' well designed. It would've been a much better game if he designed spellcards specifically for each item. And if he's gonna have the "no items" achievement, then he should make all spell cards beatable without spellcards.

Failing to beat a spell in StB/DS felt much better. You had a sense of progression (number of photos shot / photos required). And you knew that the spells were designed to be beaten with the tools you have avaible.
I took 1400 photos before I beat that seamless ceiling card in StB, but I found the challenge compelling. In this game, if it takes me more than 100 tries, I get bored and move on.

>> No.12114140

>>12114125
This.
It's way too easy with items. And for saying he doesn't like games with heavy randomness, a lot of these spells require heftly luck to beat without items.

>> No.12114155

>>12114125
cont:
Forgot to mention I liked the idea of sub items in this game, although only spread shot (really good against Tenshi, Suika and Reimu) and smaller hitbox (probably mandatory for later spells).
It's added customization (and still counts as "no-items" clear) similar to choosing a different character, and it's unlocked early enough. In DS, I had to beat the whole game first before unlocking customization (=Hatate), but at that point, I didn't really bother to replay the whole game again.

>> No.12114271

Okay, so I managed to no-item the entirety of Days 1 and two, all cards except Keine's first on the second day, and... everything on Day 4 except 4-5.

How in the hell are you supposed to no-item this? These two danmaku barriers trapping you inside right away leaves no way to escape, let alone kill Seiga off before she does you in.

>> No.12114291

>>12114271
At 4-5, fly to the far left at the start, and when the laser appears, fly to the far right, and see what happens. You'll see it's pretty easy.

>> No.12114302

>>12114271
... actually, I just-- >>12114291
Yeah, I literally found that out while you posted, thanks for the advice regardless, anon. Most people probably wouldn't find that out without fucking around aimlessly.

>> No.12114327

>>12114302
I assumed the spell card was fair, so the only logical conclusion was that I can manipulate the lasers.

>> No.12114349
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Just finished the game. That last spellcard was way too easy. Fun, but too easy. The last wave was still very light.

I wonder what nicknames I'm missing.

>> No.12114364

>>12114349
clear 20 scenes with jizou,
clear 20 scenes with mallet.
Since you have 60 (clear 20 scenes without using items), you actually should also have the other 2.

>> No.12114365

>>12114364
That's because I no-itemed spellcards without having unlocked the mallet and the statue. Do you have any idea what the 17th is? It's not on the wiki.

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>>12114365
I think it may be play 10 hours. Since 16 seems to be play 5 hours (probably, I recognize 5時間 and プレイ). I'm still 3 hours behind.

>> No.12114378

>>12114365
15 is play for 1 hour, 16 is play for 5 hours, so it's most likely 10 hours?
I don't have it either.

>> No.12114382

>>12114109
use sub doll, 4 or 5 wave should be enough.
>>12114349
17 - Play 10 hours
How did you get 60 and not 57 and 59? You must have cleared some no-item spellcards without unlocking the mallet and the statue. Just complete some SC with those 2 items.

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12114385

Just completed the entire game.

No extra days or anything

>> No.12114402

>8th Day Master
>8th day all clear.
>In my imagination, those of you who have been faithfully following the order up to this point are awkward but earnest people.


ZUN... ;_;

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>> No.12114576

So does Seija win in the end? Or everyone hates her now?

>> No.12114577

>>12114576
Considering she likes being hated, I suppose this is a good end for her.

>> No.12114623

>>12114577
So the game is just Seija pissing everyone off to the point where they use nearly impossible danmaku, then she cheats to beat them anyway?
Because that's amazing.

>> No.12115124

>>12114125
>It would've been a much better game if he designed spellcards specifically for each item.

I think the aim was to make spellcards that each item makes easier in its own specific way (but none of them too much), and that's a much better idea. If I have anything against the game, it's the opposite - the solutions are often too obvious, and the spellcard too easy as a result (not to mention lantern, bomb and/or jizou basically let you brute-force some of the spellcards, which shouldn't be possible). I'm hoping there will be a huge replayability factor in using other items on them.

Also, I don't think the game getting boring or stale is even possible if you properly use all your options. I just checked, I have like 3 cards with more than 100 tries (and none with more than 250) outside of the final day, and I'm a shitty player. Whenever something didn't work out, I just kept changing the item until it did. Grinding on earlier levels for more power also helped.

>>12114402
The only time I skipped a stage was whenever there were new items available the next day.

>>12114327
>I assumed the spellcard was fair

That's a weird assumption in a game titled "Impossible Spell Card".

They're probably all fair. Those huge glaring gaps at the top of 1-1 and 3-1 bullet walls should be enough of a hint.

>>12114623
>Because that's amazing.

Right?

>> No.12115226

>>12114033
If you insist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN5GQPcguM0

>> No.12115289

Cleared everything with items, the most difficult being 10-7 with 68 attempts. Has anyone cleared that without items yet ?

>> No.12115359

Easy tier player here, I guess I've done everything I can so far. Beat most of the first three days with all items (except for Mokou's resurrection), then beat everything else other than day 10 at least once with items (and managed to beat 10-1, 10-7, 10-8 and 10-10 with items as well). The rest of the levels in day 10 seem a bit absurd, although I kind of get how to do some of them, but I don't think I'll get any progress no matter how many times I try. orz
Also, what the fuck are you doing Remi
Please don't spam knives like that, it's dangerous

By the way, is Reimu's first spell card beatable without using items (or possible safespots)? Because holy shit

>> No.12115381

>>12115359
I have just successfully hid in the corner and left it. The bullets have a hitbox much smaller than their sprite, and you have several seconds to maneuver between them. So yeah, it's possible.

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>>12114271
This is how I did Keine's first spellcard.

>> No.12115502

>>12115359
>The rest of the levels in day 10
Normal tier here, I beat 10-2 with jizo statues but you have to dodge the wave of bullets at least once to last.
Also 10-3 is CPU rape.

>> No.12115550

..Why is Youkai Mountain the last song in the music room?
Isn't that slot usually for the end credits/ending music?

>> No.12115593

>>12113842
Jizou statue + hammer. Stay close to miko and move if lasers formed too close to you. Took me 1 try.
Same combo works for 10-4 well, but requires some dodging.

>> No.12115616

Tips on 10-6 and 10-8?

>> No.12115629

>>12115616
10-6: use the decoy doll
10-8: equip the doll as your sub-item, stay at the bottom and focus only on dodging the purple and red bullets

>> No.12115842

>>12113842
I demand a no-item replay. State your try count, too.

>> No.12115897
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>>12115842
I can't seem to find any working tactic. I tried pic related, but that way deals way too less damage and still relies on luck. I hope ZUN made it so that you could beat it without TAS or extreme luck.

>> No.12115931

>>12115897
I've been trying that too, I got her to almost half health before being hit. It takes so long though, I'm not even sure if there's enough time.

>> No.12115960

>>12115502
No need for dodging when you use a cloth.

>> No.12116009

>>12115897
>I hope ZUN made it so that you could beat it without TAS or extreme luck.
It doesn't seem like it. I'm certain when he said he spent so much time testing, it was with items. Each stage was made with a specific item in mind, and if you want to do it otherwise, it's on you. Yet there are still some cards that require specific movements or no items will help you, like 10-9.

These are the stages I want to see done with no items.
1-4 with try count
3-3
4-6
5-2 with try count
5-3
7-4 with try count
7-6 with try count
8-4 with count
9-1
9-3
10-3 (the only reason I beat this is because I found out placing the doll in just the right place will stop the other bullets from coming out)
10-5 with try count

>> No.12116041

>>12116009
>1-4
huh? I had 2 clears in 10 tries, and now again clear after 8 more tries.
You just have to get through the hard part once, and even if you cannot dodge, you'll get lucky if you just try a few times.

>> No.12116112
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>>12116009
>3-3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVBOwx7szLk

>8-4
pic related. Use the hakurei orb as your sub-item.

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