___ with Youmu!

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___ with Youmu! Anonymous Fri May 9 14:58:05 2014 No.12107095 [DELETED]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 15:01:34 2014 No.12107100 Shitposting with Youmu!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 15:01:55 2014 No.12107101 I fucking hate Youmu

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 15:05:14 2014 No.12107106 >>12107101 /jp/ does that to people

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 15:11:10 2014 No.12107121 I think Youmus ok

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 15:21:51 2014 No.12107138 SEX WITH YOUMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 15:22:20 2014 No.12107139 Snowballing with Youmu!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 15:32:19 2014 No.12107139,1 >>12107138 wwtd

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 16:02:59 2014 No.12107242 File: 183 KB, 795x904, 59.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to fuck Youmu in her soft and sweet marshmallow butthole.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 16:39:36 2014 No.12107242,1 >>12107139,1 jannie is a virgin

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 17:04:03 2014 No.12107353 File: 438 KB, 673x937, 43381643_big_p9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sex with youmu!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 17:19:17 2014 No.12107387 File: 103 KB, 400x512, Youm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 17:20:05 2014 No.12107388 >>12107353 No!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 17:26:14 2014 No.12107397 File: 365 KB, 1120x632, 984654.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sanae with Youmu!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 17:32:06 2014 No.12107405 >>12107353 >>12107242 Please don't sexualize youmu

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 17:35:55 2014 No.12107408 File: 511 KB, 900x1100, youmu chinadress 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12107405 Make me.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 17:37:47 2014 No.12107412 >>12107095 how can you make her look even dumber than she usually looks

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 17:41:17 2014 No.12107422 >>12107408 those are some whack proportions

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 17:44:02 2014 No.12107426 Hey, /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 17:45:53 2014 No.12107429 File: 43 KB, 538x450, mourning over the dead christ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12107422 That's just foreshortening.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 17:47:04 2014 No.12107432 >>12107429 Me on the left

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 18:12:26 2014 No.12107462 >>12107429 me on the right

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 18:16:58 2014 No.12107469 File: 495 KB, 1024x1024, 7d576734c34b509bb934787b789a6145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 18:17:30 2014 No.12107471 >>12107469 Hi Youmu!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 18:30:18 2014 No.12107492 >>12107469 Stop staring at me!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 18:55:42 2014 No.12107538 File: 1.34 MB, 715x1000, 1396972166727.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Youmu!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 19:49:56 2014 No.12107619 File: 2.21 MB, 2200x2200, 1386792953403.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12107469

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 19:53:04 2014 No.12107626 File: 101 KB, 609x817, 1360097057599.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] do you also get angry if people can't tell ghost from phantoms apart?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 20:13:03 2014 No.12107659 File: 275 KB, 741x1035, 1398409480968.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12107626 Not really. Touhou has so many classifications and subtle differences between Spirits and Ghosts and Phantoms that it's hard to keep them all straight.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 20:18:00 2014 No.12107667 Does Youmu likes older men? She's always fucking boys in doujinshi.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 20:52:30 2014 No.12107719 >>12107353 Is it too much to hope for that this is translated? I like how LunasaxYoumu caught on so well thanks to that one doujin.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Fri May 9 21:40:48 2014 No.12107773 File: 74 KB, 480x640, 1391555525699.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ZUNstyle with Youmu.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 21:45:53 2014 No.12107782 Being a dirty smelly secondary, YoumuxUdonge has been my favorite pairing, but is there any canonity to this shit or it's just crack? I do know Youmu interacted with Udonge in IN.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 21:48:38 2014 No.12107783 >>12107773 Fucking legs are too detailed to be ZUN

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 22:45:03 2014 No.12107856 File: 165 KB, 533x746, 42977488.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 22:47:04 2014 No.12107861 >>12107773 But ZUN tries to conceal his tubelimbs as much as possible. >>12107782 I never much liked that pairing, but that may be because I'm not too keen on seeing Youmu portrayed as the capable, experienced one.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 23:02:18 2014 No.12107874 >>12107861 >I never much liked that pairing, but that may be because I'm not too keen on seeing Youmu portrayed as the capable, experienced one. Really? in most of the doujins featuring their relationship, both are ditzy as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 23:07:12 2014 No.12107892 >>12107874 I phrased it poorly. What I meant to convey is that I like Youmu to be the DITZIER one.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 23:14:03 2014 No.12107907 >>12107892 Pretty hard to be more of a ditz than useless bunny only good for sex appeal.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 23:16:21 2014 No.12107912 I don't even care, I just want to have sex with Youmu.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 23:22:39 2014 No.12107925 >>12107892 Canonically, Youmu is pretty ditizy the more the games explore her personality. Looking at you SaBND and TD.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 23:23:28 2014 No.12107927 File: 897 KB, 1414x1000, 43330121_big_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 23:54:39 2014 No.12107968 File: 538 KB, 1024x768, 18814945.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12107856 "OVER MY DEAD BODY!!!"

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 23:56:11 2014 No.12107971 File: 114 KB, 600x424, youmu33.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12107968 Youmu will fight to be with the one she loves!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 9 23:56:48 2014 No.12107972 >>12107968 >12107968 I wonder if his Phantom half is just as muscular.

Anonymous Sat May 10 00:01:49 2014 No.12107984 [DELETED]

>>12107971

"With the amount of time you've wasted with your boyfriend instead of training, your swordsmanship will never match with mine. It was a mistake to leave you with your ghostly mothe. She's been wasting your time by helping you develop your feminine side!"

Anonymous Sat May 10 00:06:13 2014 No.12107990
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>>12107971

"Pathetic. With the amount of time you've wasted with your boyfriend instead of training, your swordsmanship will never match with mine. It was a mistake to leave you with your ghostly mother. She's been wasting your time by helping you develop your feminine side!"

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 00:11:05 2014 No.12107993 File: 221 KB, 849x763, Feeeeeeeet... ;_;.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Perving on Youmu's feet!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 00:43:18 2014 No.12108034 >>12107993 why did youmu feet get deleted?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 00:48:45 2014 No.12108045 File: 2.02 MB, 1200x1600, 25175212.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Drifting with Youmu.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 00:56:48 2014 No.12108055 File: 50 KB, 500x636, 78ecfb9906cf6c9dee3caaba4344179c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12107925 Not to mention that chapter of CoLA. Poor Youmu, she's lost her edge almost entirely.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 00:58:06 2014 No.12108058 File: 1.12 MB, 2488x2236, youmu69~1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12108034 It's a mystery.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 00:59:19 2014 No.12108063 File: 392 KB, 600x800, youmu vs tentacles.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you take her hand?

Anonymous Sat May 10 01:08:41 2014 No.12108082 [DELETED]

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>>12108034
I dunno. Janny's been deleting everything I post! For "Ban evasion." Which is valid now, but it was total BS for the first ban I got. He must remember my filenames or something. How autistic! Funny enough, I didn't even know how to evade bans before that happened. I didn't know it was so easy!

I guess Janny doesn't like when I post cute Touhou feets!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 01:14:43 2014 No.12108093 >>12108063 fuck no. but that sword would be quite helpful to fight youkais so I'd take it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 01:26:08 2014 No.12108117 >>12108093 You're no swordsman, anon. You'd die. If only there was someone who could do something about that... >>12108063 I wish this was a series.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 01:30:37 2014 No.12108126 >>12108082 feet is kill

Anonymous Sat May 10 01:36:09 2014 No.12108138
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Hey, Janny, as long as you're around, I've been wonder this for awhile...is this worksafe enough to post? Sex, but you can't see anything, so...
Not trying to give you shit or anything, just wanna know.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 01:43:47 2014 No.12108146 >>12108138 rip

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 01:44:12 2014 No.12108148 File: 416 KB, 800x600, 09.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Damn. Is this any better?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 01:50:49 2014 No.12108152 File: 228 KB, 787x630, 42970215_big_p12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eating with Youmu

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 01:54:21 2014 No.12108154 File: 75 KB, 512x384, youmu yo!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That's pretty heavy-handed, not gonna lie. But fine. Oh well, none of that set in the Youmu threads. Thanks for cooperating.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 02:03:41 2014 No.12108166 I think Youmu is the most popular girl on /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 02:42:37 2014 No.12108200 File: 457 KB, 1036x1131, 1354660431154.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12108166 You may be right!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 02:43:22 2014 No.12108201 >>12107095 Slow sex with Youmu!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 03:10:31 2014 No.12108229 Impregnation with Youmu!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 03:32:02 2014 No.12108250 File: 171 KB, 700x990, 43287671.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12107095 >>12107927 Too soft for me, wouldn't be able to resist the temptations.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 03:49:14 2014 No.12108266 File: 59 KB, 600x800, f4ff418c40a76bd544ee3594d5761322.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12108201 >>12108229 Stop it!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 04:12:06 2014 No.12108280 File: 215 KB, 1131x1600, 41e476542a7acb8a2dfa24577177229a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >W-who's there!? What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 04:16:45 2014 No.12108284 >>12108280 "Just a ghost."

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 04:23:04 2014 No.12108288 Rubbing legs with Youmu!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 04:40:29 2014 No.12108294 File: 947 KB, 1200x900, 36365667.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 04:40:44 2014 No.12108295 kisses with Youmu! not me though. I'm not pretty enough for kisses.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 05:02:24 2014 No.12108311 >>12108229 What does Youmu think of becoming a mother?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 05:17:05 2014 No.12108316 >>12108280 Gah! Wrong bath, sorry!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 05:44:11 2014 No.12108344 >>12108280 Just a harmless human, I could give a massage while I am here.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 07:25:26 2014 No.12108433 >>12107429 Nice dwarf feet, fag.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 11:43:51 2014 No.12108736 File: 12 KB, 120x90, 1377706648244.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to thrust it in the marshmallow butthole.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 11:48:09 2014 No.12108745 >>12107095 Footjobs with Youmu!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 11:49:10 2014 No.12108748 >>12107408 How'd her eye get messed up?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 11:54:58 2014 No.12108760 >>12107469 >>12107492 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0R_H5qZBL4&feature=youtu.be&t=17s

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 12:04:26 2014 No.12108777 File: 221 KB, 849x763, 1339029636313.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12108034 >>12108058

Anonymous Sat May 10 13:43:23 2014 No.12108962
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I might as well bring it up here.

Is Hakurouken a full-length sword? It's well-known that samurai would wear a pair of swords, one long katana and one backup wakizashi, or whatever. That is, one full-length sword and one short sword. But Roukanken is described as being longer than what a human would be able to wield, and Hakurouken is said to be the ancestral sword of the Konpaku line. That sounds like Hakurouken is a full-length sword in its own right, with Roukanken long enough (an odachi? I don't know much about swords) to preserve the large-small relationship. But then you look at the art and Hakurouken looks barely large enough to be a dagger. Roukanken only looks average length, considering how short Youmu is.

So what's the answer? What should these two swords "properly" look like?

Anonymous Sat May 10 14:04:42 2014 No.12108996
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>>12108962
I'm no expert either, but just because it's her family's ancestral sword doesn't mean it can't also be a short sword.

As for Roukanken, factoring in Youmu's short height, it seems to be a bit longer than an average katana to me but much shorter than a nodachi judging from official art, just as described.

You also have to consider Zun's drawing ability. If the sword doesn't seem long enough to you for what's described it may just be a case of Zun sucking at perspective.

Anonymous Sat May 10 16:48:29 2014 No.12109312
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>>12108962
It is one thing to unsheathe and hold the sword, but to truly wield to use it, it takes something supernatural to make those gigantic slashes big enough to make danmaku patterns.

Anonymous Sat May 10 17:46:24 2014 No.12109380
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>>12108280

"That'd be Mister Stumbled Into The Wrong Fucking Afterlife Again. Would it kill her to put up a fucking SIGNPOST or something? Can't just planeshift anymore, nooo we've got ~barriers~ and shit. Why not throw in some fucking hedges and sand-traps too while you're at it?"

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 18:19:03 2014 No.12109447 >>12109380 /tg/ please.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 18:51:01 2014 No.12109517 File: 214 KB, 1600x1200, youmu slap.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12109447 /t/ouhou/g/ames son, /t/ouhou/g/ames.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 10 21:30:08 2014 No.12109841 File: 1.48 MB, 900x1200, 144eb576a8cc23b028d44af1a16ec2ac.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with Youmu!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 11 01:19:02 2014 No.12110262 Marriage with Youmu!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 11 01:19:36 2014 No.12110263 Youmu a big fucking smelly dog shit forever the worst touhou stupid ugly disgusting cum covered dick devouring slut

>>	Anonymous Sun May 11 01:39:08 2014 No.12110299 >>12110262 >>12109841 You have to marry Youmu before you can have cute, steamy, gooey lovesex with her. It's much cuter that way.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 11 02:01:11 2014 No.12110339 File: 293 KB, 400x1200, pizza.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 11 02:23:01 2014 No.12110379 >>12107773 that is a really cute image, dude saved twice

>>	Anonymous Sun May 11 03:16:21 2014 No.12110466 Browsing /jp/ with Youmu!

Anonymous Sun May 11 03:26:23 2014 No.12110486
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>>12110466
Looking at nude pictures of Youmu on /jp/ while Youmu is right next to you would be awkward. She'd probably try to cover the monitor with her hands!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 11 03:40:24 2014 No.12110512 >>12109841 Youmu has thick thighs.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 11 04:55:44 2014 No.12110674 >>12110512 It's from strenuous training!

Anonymous Sun May 11 10:59:18 2014 No.12111271
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>>12110486
This raises all sorts of existential questions! The pictures couldn't possibly have been taken of Youmu, but would she recognize them as being of her regardless?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 11 11:03:51 2014 No.12111279 File: 65 KB, 630x747, 4926585a71ec860f6035cb34cb45920.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12111271 Ask the crimean dudette

>>	Anonymous Sun May 11 11:19:25 2014 No.12111308 shitting with Youmu!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 11 11:22:57 2014 No.12111313 File: 336 KB, 695x907, c16a1be35b6552397ba0af0741d0f744564baa10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Drinking with Youmu

>>	Anonymous Sun May 11 12:16:19 2014 No.12111405 What is having sex with a ghost like?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 11 12:44:05 2014 No.12111437 >>12111405 Out of this world

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 05:26:32 2014 No.12113143 File: 855 KB, 744x990, 1366795129184.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12111437 I'm pretty sure Youki would know. This is what he saw less than fifteen minutes after he returned to Hakugyokurou.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 18:08:05 2014 No.12114270 File: 1.26 MB, 1000x1500, 1382487019180.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Someone post the gif of Youmu sleeping please.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 18:10:22 2014 No.12114276 Hey, I just noticed that Youmu is actually really cute!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 18:19:22 2014 No.12114301 File: 1.39 MB, 789x588, 1375545479754.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12114270 This one?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 18:23:16 2014 No.12114311 File: 318 KB, 529x772, 1382903477816.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12114301 Yes! Thanks!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 18:24:18 2014 No.12114313 >>12114301 This image should turn me on, but it doesn't, it just makes me feel sleepy.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 18:27:58 2014 No.12114318 >>12114313 >This image should turn me on It's not, it's supposed to make you feel sad there isn't someone to show you that view every day when you wake up.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 18:29:17 2014 No.12114322 File: 410 KB, 700x807, 190a46262f2653dc2514aabb9babd6687c70e039.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12114301 How can she be so defenseless while being so lewd?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 18:43:28 2014 No.12114339 >>12114301 holy fuck dude i can see her pussy

Anonymous Mon May 12 18:53:07 2014 No.12114350
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>>12114339
Oh no, she's been tainted! No she can never get married!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 18:54:06 2014 No.12114352 >>12114350 That art is fucking hideous, please delete your picture.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 18:56:47 2014 No.12114358 >>12114352 Make me

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 19:09:41 2014 No.12114381 >>12114352 Why so up in arms?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 20:52:21 2014 No.12114553 File: 147 KB, 1022x1500, yes_pillow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cuddling Youmu.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 20:58:00 2014 No.12114556 File: 432 KB, 800x1117, 17058065.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 21:01:59 2014 No.12114561 File: 127 KB, 964x983, 41235585_big_p146.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 21:11:03 2014 No.12114569 File: 97 KB, 904x503, Posting porn on blue board.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12114301 I got banned for posting that once. Pic related.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 21:11:25 2014 No.12114570 >>12114561 Translate it weebs

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 21:21:30 2014 No.12114583 >>12114569 Don't start. /jp/ was fine for years as a blue board about a topic tightly related with porn, posting nsfw images here and there as needed in context. It was people complaining about it like retards that got the rules made stricter.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 21:21:35 2014 No.12114584 >>12114569 Well no shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 21:54:48 2014 No.12114621 File: 330 KB, 788x1087, 35239823.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12114301 I just noticed Myon is there right by her nipple. I wish I could be her ghost for a day. I could watch her pee.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 21:58:23 2014 No.12114631 File: 268 KB, 780x690, 41058240_big_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 22:17:59 2014 No.12114654 Hi, /jp/! I'm new here and I just wanted to ask you guys a question. Youmu?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 22:19:57 2014 No.12114658 >>12114621 Impossible. The ghost is also Youmu.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 22:25:06 2014 No.12114668 File: 225 KB, 1500x1158, 40298324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 23:17:22 2014 No.12114769 File: 2.11 MB, 3500x3121, 1396155455762.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 23:23:10 2014 No.12114780 >>12114769 Rules of Gensokyo!!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 12 23:23:47 2014 No.12114781 >>12114769 >>12112055

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Tue May 13 00:03:32 2014 No.12114852
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>>12114301
I made that one with the XXCAKE program or whatever it was called a few years ago. I wonder if it got updated, or if someone could fix the record too at least.

So cute, I'd squirt some drops of honey all over her belly and then try to lap them up without waking her .

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 00:05:35 2014 No.12114854 >>12114852 You DREW that picture?

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Tue May 13 00:11:15 2014 No.12114863
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>>12114854
Of course not, can't you recognize the glorious softness that only petenshi can convey on his works?.

I meant the .gif

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 00:12:25 2014 No.12114868 >>12114854 No, he made the animation from the original by using a picture-warping boob jiggle software.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 00:13:07 2014 No.12114870 >>12114863 I just now realized it moves. That's cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 00:33:03 2014 No.12114902 File: 2.49 MB, 1200x1400, 37385969.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12114658 Then I wish I was also part Youmu. It's fine if I don't have any control over her. I just want to see what Myon sees.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 00:48:08 2014 No.12114937 >>12114902 I'd be a good father to her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 00:57:56 2014 No.12114962 Why do people call Youmu a dork?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 01:00:22 2014 No.12114964 >>12114962 I don't know. But it's mean.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 01:00:48 2014 No.12114966 File: 105 KB, 1024x768, 2623152.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12114962 She's cute and it's fun to bully cute things.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 01:01:27 2014 No.12114968 >>12114962 Would you be there for her if she was called a dork?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 01:03:09 2014 No.12114971 >>12114968 I would call her a dork then hug her when she gets angry.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 01:04:24 2014 No.12114973 File: 193 KB, 858x873, 1387404791766.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12114968 はい！ >>12114971 Bullying is mean.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 01:10:24 2014 No.12114985 >>12114962 I was more surprised to find out people still use the word dork.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 01:13:55 2014 No.12114990 >>12114985 That doesn't exactly answer why. I don't think it's just because she's cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 01:31:14 2014 No.12115017 >>12114990 It's not like I know. I just think it's weird because I never hear dork anymore outside of Youmu instances.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 01:44:48 2014 No.12115033 >>12115017 It's an "ironic" way to say she's cute.

Anonymous Tue May 13 01:50:50 2014 No.12115043
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>>12114962
>>12114990
>A gardener who works in Hakugyokurou and lives there. She's half-human and half-phantom, half-dead and half-alive, half-phantom and half-reality, and altogether half-baked. Yet she has two swords.

>She applies all her effort to anything and everything, but it hardly ever pays off. Compared to the quirky cast of characters that inhabits Gensokyo, her all too straightforward personality is very easy to understand.

>She's so immature you can't help liking her because of her straightforward and pure character, yet she's always made fun by anybody for her nature. The nature of residents in Gensokyo is beyond simplicity.

>Tries very hard, in many ways.
She's straightforward and often speaks her mind, but never whines about anything.

>She's straightforward and always on her duty, but very easy to be deceived.

Does this answer your question?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 01:55:09 2014 No.12115050 >>12115043 Yes, but that's more heartwarming than dorky.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 01:55:38 2014 No.12115051 File: 139 KB, 522x373, 121798368146.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12107095 Thigh sex with Youmu!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 01:56:26 2014 No.12115052 File: 100 KB, 474x309, DORKS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dorks

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 01:57:37 2014 No.12115055 >>12115050 It's dorky in a heartwarming way. It isn't to disparage her, or suggest she isn't stylish or intelligent, it reflects her credulous and unsophisticated nature. She often just doesn't get it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 02:01:00 2014 No.12115059 >>12115055 I'd be alright with that. I have issues with tact too. We could deal with them together.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 02:02:26 2014 No.12115065 File: 217 KB, 640x480, 1389248256737.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /jp/ I really like Youmu. And all of you!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 02:03:11 2014 No.12115066 >>12115065 I like Youmu, but you shouldn't like me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 02:04:06 2014 No.12115072 >>12115043 dat lore

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 02:05:09 2014 No.12115074 >>12115065 I like you too!

Anonymous Tue May 13 02:12:20 2014 No.12115089
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>>12115059
I don't think it's tactlessness, i.e. rudeness, so much as guilelessness. She's constantly the butt of jokes because she's a little socially dumb, and is so bound by loyalty and her devoted service to Yuyuko that she just isn't used to second-guessing.

I get the feeling she has either no sense of humour or tells really simple, cringeworthy jokes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 02:14:38 2014 No.12115091 >>12115089 "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "Why is there a chicken on the road, anon? Are the farmers not watching it?"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 02:20:22 2014 No.12115102 >>12115091 Holy cr*p, that's cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 02:23:15 2014 No.12115105 >>12115102 Would Youmu be a kuudere?

Anonymous Tue May 13 02:25:04 2014 No.12115110
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>>12115105
Youmu isn't cool and collected enough to be kuudere. She's a dork who would spend plenty of time pondering the conundrum before admitting she doesn't know the answer and that she must train harder.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 02:27:36 2014 No.12115115 >>12115110 Maybe she could be trained to approach things outside the box and open her mind. Kind of like people train themselves to solve riddles really easily.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 02:32:59 2014 No.12115123 File: 1.04 MB, 802x1119, 0d84dc7dae8e86b6ab38fbb380918786.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12115115 Possibly, but that sort of maturity would probably take many years. For now, enjoy your dorky Youmu.

>>	FlAnon-kun !!zdAhqAIuRt+ Tue May 13 02:36:46 2014 No.12115126 >>12115123 I'd have to treat her like my daughter.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 02:41:44 2014 No.12115132 >>12115110 She's can be cool and collected, but only when fighting or working. Her concentration breaks pretty easily otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 02:47:07 2014 No.12115136 File: 43 KB, 299x227, 1285346056117.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How dumb is Youmu compared to humans? Would she still pass elementary school or is it too hard for her?

FlAnon-kun !!zdAhqAIuRt+ Tue May 13 02:49:41 2014 No.12115139

>>12115132
"She is afraid of ghost stories, dares, and darkness, but she is calm around phantoms since she is half phantom herself."
So much power in a little girl, yet she's scared. That's adorable.
>>12115136
"Much further on in Ten Desires, as a result of being mistaken as a hermit, she temporarily mistook herself as being a hermit."
I don't know if that says much.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 03:02:07 2014 No.12115151 >>12115136 You know, even if she's stupid, elementary school doesn't teach you anything requiring much intellect. She'd easily cram everything, in fact she's exactly the type of person who'd do that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 03:05:22 2014 No.12115153 >>12115151 Would Youmu be class rep?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 03:09:18 2014 No.12115157 I really don't think Youmu's dumb. She's not smart, yeah, but she's not an idiot either.

Anonymous Tue May 13 03:15:30 2014 No.12115165
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>>12115151
do you really think she could handle subtractions in her arithmetic classes? or handling scissors + glue in her art classes?
the only thing she could pass would the lectures where you learn the different types of plants or animals and collect leaves.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 03:22:02 2014 No.12115176 >>12115165 Youmu's giving herself intercrural sex with her soft thighs.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 03:51:23 2014 No.12115207 File: 628 KB, 800x1200, youmu went shopping.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12115165 Oh, come on. Girl practically runs Hakugyokurou on her own and you think she can't do basic math?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 04:52:01 2014 No.12115247 >>12115165 I wonder if this absurd swordsman could handle a pair of blunt-tip scissors.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 06:02:10 2014 No.12115310 >>12115139 >"She is afraid of ghost stories I wonder what stories Yuyuko told her to have her end up like this.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 06:03:59 2014 No.12115311 >>12115165 >>12115247 Youmu would probably be the star student in arts and crafts. >"The shapes that my scissors cannot cut... are next to none!"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 07:45:22 2014 No.12115374 >>12115311 People who are good at art and crafts are usually the dumb non-autists. Youmu really is a dork. But i would teach her the basic knowledge really slowly if she pays me with her body. I have a fetish for dumb bimbos.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 08:26:19 2014 No.12115402 >>12115207 Girls can't do math. Youmu is a girl!

Anonymous Tue May 13 08:31:49 2014 No.12115409

>>12115402
what about Yukari, she's an expert in advanced mathematics
but if you meant "elementary arithmetic" with "basic math". i.e. "girls can't do elementary arithmetic", you're probably right. many mathematicians aren't good at mental arithmetic and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 08:55:49 2014 No.12115432 >>12115402 wow sexist and false. Google sophie germain some time! Secondly, youmu is VERY intelligent and hard working.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 09:06:40 2014 No.12115444 File: 942 KB, 640x640, 1379312044332.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12115432 >youmu is VERY intelligent and hard working Youmu: "Whatever. Can anyone help me, like, tie my shoes, hello?"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 09:39:18 2014 No.12115484 >>12115207 That shirt in the background. Fucking nice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJDnJ0vXUgw

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 09:40:20 2014 No.12115486 >>12115310 Probably that she or another ghost would eat her if she wasn't good.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 09:41:58 2014 No.12115487 >>12115444 Only if I can play with your feet.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 09:47:08 2014 No.12115497 File: 26 KB, 253x232, youmu ssib.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Poor Youmu

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 09:54:57 2014 No.12115505 >>12115497 Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 09:56:23 2014 No.12115506 I want Youmu to shit in my mouth

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 09:58:18 2014 No.12115508 File: 51 KB, 342x342, 1396704839949.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12115506

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 10:08:54 2014 No.12115520 Thread-hiding with Youmu!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 10:59:16 2014 No.12115579 I want to fuck Myon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 11:06:51 2014 No.12115594 >>12115579 Why Myon?

Anonymous Tue May 13 11:36:58 2014 No.12115649

>>12115136
I don't think Youmu is particularly dumb, she's just not in possession of a great deal of common sense, which may be the result of living in Gensokyo or having Yuyuko as a mistress. She's not stupid, just not good at thinking outside the box. She tries very hard to accomplish the tasks set to her, but beyond that...

She's the opposite of a dumb bimbo though. Bimbos are attractive and easygoing but are lazy and mentally incompetent. Youmu is hardworking, earnest, and dorky.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 12:01:45 2014 No.12115685 >>12115506 Me too!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 12:12:40 2014 No.12115699 File: 2.83 MB, 2494x3532, 4328.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Youmu is property of Yuyuko.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 12:22:42 2014 No.12115710 >>12115699 I would fight Yuyuko over property rights.

>>	FlAnon-kun !!zdAhqAIuRt+ Tue May 13 13:35:49 2014 No.12115815 >>12115699 And this burger I'm holding is a property of me. We could barter.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 13:41:36 2014 No.12115821 >>12115699 I wish I had a Youmu...

>>	FlAnon-kun !!zdAhqAIuRt+ Tue May 13 13:56:56 2014 No.12115848 >>12115821 What would she be to you?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 14:29:37 2014 No.12115896 >>12115815 Everybody involved would be insulted that you equate a burger to Youmu in worth.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 14:32:42 2014 No.12115903 File: 308 KB, 700x800, 12920952.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12115896 It is same

>>	FlAnon-kun !!zdAhqAIuRt+ Tue May 13 14:34:54 2014 No.12115908 >>12115896 I don't equate her to a burger, but a hungry Yuyuko on the other hand...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 14:42:00 2014 No.12115922 >>12114852 God DAMN she is so nude

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 14:42:17 2014 No.12115924 File: 782 KB, 1158x850, 43449989.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	FlAnon-kun !!zdAhqAIuRt+ Tue May 13 14:45:07 2014 No.12115929 >>12115924 Is that a garter-belt on her or her panties? Is this supposed to be one of those awkward love pictures? Because she has a different expression than what the hearts convey.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 14:45:07 2014 No.12115930 How does undeath afflict Youmu? I do not believe that being Half-Ghost does not come without a price.

Anonymous Tue May 13 14:48:52 2014 No.12115939
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>>12115908

You would have to deal with a lonely Yuyuko after she finished the burger and I doubt you could take her one on one. You'd need to have a lot of burgers on hand to spend any decent amount of time with Youmu.

>>	FlAnon-kun !!zdAhqAIuRt+ Tue May 13 14:53:00 2014 No.12115950 >>12115939 But the trade was already made. Yuyuko is a woman of honor. She wouldn't renig on a deal she made. If she was lonely and missed her, she could move in with me and Youmu.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 14:55:55 2014 No.12115959 >>12115950 menage a trois with youmu!

>>	FlAnon-kun !!zdAhqAIuRt+ Tue May 13 15:00:15 2014 No.12115974 >>12115959 That Neoseekerdarknight guy seems to have dibs on Youmu. I'm fine with Youmu and Flan.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 15:01:28 2014 No.12115978 File: 125 KB, 600x1200, 43484920_big_p5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 15:06:27 2014 No.12115992 File: 1.02 MB, 2000x1044, 51790cdd6aa37bee7e76c1a22b4b42bc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Training with Youmu!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 15:07:37 2014 No.12115993 >>12115992 Not sure whether to add that to my feet collection or not.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 15:09:13 2014 No.12115996 File: 1.39 MB, 1147x1600, af7acb4e77ff7a8c1050aef3a32e6590.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tea time with Youmu!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 16:07:16 2014 No.12116122 >>12115978 Oh gosh that's cute Youmu WOULD be in the school band for sure

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 16:09:10 2014 No.12116126 File: 660 KB, 1445x1644, ff2c6a1ce8b12af260c56fd7b5e06a5d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guarding with Youmu!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 16:19:08 2014 No.12116141 >>12116126 Youmu got hot!

Anonymous Tue May 13 17:03:36 2014 No.12116230
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>>12115896
I get the feeling Yuyuko would accept just to see the look on Youmu's face.

>>12115930
Vulnerability to holy weapons and Turn Undead. Since the ghost and human halves are both Youmu, I imagine any spiritual trap that affects the ghost would have similar effects on the human half. One might ask what benefits it incurs besides slow aging.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 17:06:23 2014 No.12116239 >>12115930 Her pee is cold.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 17:15:39 2014 No.12116264 >>12116239 summertime watersports with youmu!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 17:26:24 2014 No.12116296 >>12116230 She gets magic powers and shit. Probably some of that youkai durability too.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 17:27:46 2014 No.12116298 File: 969 KB, 850x854, 1399272400431.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you even be able to compete with Yuyuko in terms of satisfying Youmu?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 17:31:54 2014 No.12116309 File: 1.61 MB, 850x854, 1394090775893.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12116298

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 17:36:15 2014 No.12116323 >>12116264 Despite what >>12116298 says, why do I feel like a strait-laced, uptight, rigidly soft girl like Youmu would be secretly into watersports?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 17:37:40 2014 No.12116328 >>12116323 I want to drink Youmu's urine.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 17:47:36 2014 No.12116353 >>12116328 I'd rather she drink mine, though I wouldn't mind a taste of hers every once in a while.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 18:26:17 2014 No.12116414 >>12116328 I cant imagine it would taste very good. I just like the idea of her getting off on how nasty and forbidden and relaxing it is. It's cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 20:45:09 2014 No.12116622 File: 998 KB, 1000x953, c8778ca655c4620b585f90bc3e12a878.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuyuko is cheating on Youmu!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 20:45:18 2014 No.12116623 >>12116126 Why is Yuyuko small?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 20:48:19 2014 No.12116628 >>12116622 dude that's hot

>>	FlAnon-kun !!zdAhqAIuRt+ Tue May 13 20:50:02 2014 No.12116630 >>12116622 You can't live in my house if you're going to cause my Youmu to break my stuff when you bring guys over.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 20:50:16 2014 No.12116631 >>12116623 Shrinking magic. It is a wonderful, wonderful thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 21:03:40 2014 No.12116646 >>12113143 I want Yuyuko to eat me!

>>	FlAnon-kun !!zdAhqAIuRt+ Tue May 13 21:17:11 2014 No.12116665 >>12116631 I'd accept loli Yuyuko in my house as she's less likely to start trouble.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 13 21:58:17 2014 No.12116752 File: 1.39 MB, 789x588, 1400032697401.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12114270 Bit late but here it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 02:38:12 2014 No.12117224 >>12114973 It's teasing, not bullying. Serious girls are asking to be teased.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 14:01:44 2014 No.12118286 File: 211 KB, 500x677, 3afbe0181a35e029bcda681ef0188165.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12117224 Don't you have flowers to stare at or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 15:14:13 2014 No.12122915 Bump

>>	Anonymous Fri May 16 22:44:43 2014 No.12123627 I'm in love, with Youmu

>>	Anonymous Sun May 18 14:30:33 2014 No.12126901 >>12123627 Youmu is in love, with me.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 18 14:35:21 2014 No.12126907 File: 223 KB, 440x527, AUTISM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >katana >repeatedly says mi'lady in imperishable night Youmu is for MRA neckbeards.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 18 14:51:38 2014 No.12126922 File: 832 KB, 906x720, 1384500255943.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] youmu is dumb but okuu is dumb too lovers???

>>	Anonymous Sun May 18 15:04:47 2014 No.12126939 >>12126901 Proof?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 18 21:41:56 2014 No.12127764 >>12126922 No.

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