Yukkuri Thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>1202763

Old yukkuri thread here.

Yu11.doc:
http://rapidshare.com/files/139067834/yu11.doc.html

Translated Stuff-2nd edition:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=dtyjlxsa

There's someone in the old thread who said they'd be willing to purchase the Tennkoma doujin from here:

http://www.melonbooks.com/item/goods/id_goods/IT0000116073

if someone can tell him how to purchase it, and if it will get translated. Anyone wanna give him a hand?

Secondly, apparently some time back Summary Anon said he'd post a Youmu Yukkuri summary on how it embarassed the real Youmu by shouting "diiiiiiick!!!". Hopefully it'll get posted (one day).

Anyways, yukkuri stuff, translations, editing, and discussions can go here.

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NNNNNRGGGG

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[Anonymous No.]

1. Draw the sword
2. Deposit 300 yen
3. Defeat evil with the sword you just drew
4. Take it easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>1209958

GTFO, YOU DUMBASS!

[Anonymous No.]

1. YOOOOOOOOOU
2. Crank dat Souja Boy
3. YOOOOOOOOOU
4. Crank dat Souja Boy
5. YOOOOOOOOOU
6. Crank dat Souja Boy
7. YOOOOOOOOOU
8. Crank dat Souja Boy

[Anonymous Jones‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

>>1209980
He can't hear you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1209994
crank dat manju boy

[Anonymous No.]

>Secondly, apparently some time back Summary Anon said he'd post a Youmu Yukkuri summary on how it embarassed the real Youmu by shouting "diiiiiiick!!!".

My memory fails me, I don't recall that...Myons generally do that, but I can't remember a story based on that. What I did promise (and failed to deliver upon) is a full translation of a certain story that touched me. It will be done soon.

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>>1210030

It was in the thread archive, under thread 910696.

">>912425
Summary guy here. In the ones I've read, she doesn't get much attention. She just appears to say "diiiiiiick!!!" a lot. I think, however, I found one in which it embarasses Youmu by saying that. I'll post a summary when I read it."

Unfortunate that it may be lost, though.

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>>1210076
I may have been referring to something else, I just went over the ones I've saved and I didn't find anything centered on Youmu embarassment. I'll check again.

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[Anonymous No.]

By the way, I was snooping through the archive and found a whole bunch of summaries not collected. All of them have been added to the Yu doc ver.1.11, so here you go. Enjoy.

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?m2y1tnj3dln

[Anonymous No.]

On another note, apparently the strip where Yukkureimu recovers from the treadmill incident was a shoop from awhile ago. How unfortunate.

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[Anonymous No.]

uhhhhh yukkuris suck omg i hate them just lookign at them makes my blood pump liek crazy oh god just kill it wih fire while i swing my limp wrists round LIKE A FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>1210143
what, you never knew it was an edit? jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1210157
I guess I didn't. There were some edits that looked believable like that Makako comic that was edited to make it look like Yukkureimu was drowning.

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>>1210183

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>>1210143
I have to step forward as the maker of that edit... I made it to explain how new yukkuris are borns from abiogenesis

[Anonymous No.]

>>1210237
Actually, there's a rumor that Remiryas were created when Remilia dropped some of her blood on a meatball. It started U~ing.

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[Anonymous No.]

Was there an artfag around here who made their own one shot yukkuri comic called:

"I WAITED FOR YOU.jpg" or "I WAITED FOR YOU" ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1209865
Has anyone ever bought anything from melonbooks before? If someone is going to purchase it, they're gonna need help.

Oh, and new Akyu content.

[Anonymous No.]

Mind if I ask what the obsession with these things are?
I see no appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

So apparently Sanae really was trying to drown the yukkuris, but was caught by Siki and pardoned. Cool.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>1210293
I had a similar theory about the Remiryas:
I believe that all the Remiryas have a common ancestor: the First Remirya, who was born and raised in the SDM under the care of Sakuya.
It was as smart as other yukkuris, but since it never had to use that intelligence to get food or take it easy (Sakuya doing everything) it lost most of it's mental capacity, but gained the knowledge that calling for Sakuya will solve every problem the Remirya finds and the craving for "puddin"
Eventually, that knowledge was imprinted in its DNA, and it was passed on to its breed. That breed enetually left the SDM.
My theory doesn't mention where did they gain the capacity to bully/torture/eat other yukkuris or the annoying behavior or the "Uuu~" thing...
>>1210359
She was pardoned because the goddesses stepped forward.

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256 internets to anyone who can spot something wrong with this picture.

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>>1210418
The Remirya is running instead of flying?

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>>1210418
You mean Remirya's retard hands? The hands that have 1 facing the wrong way?

[紅 美鈴 門門 !!jbNr9Gc7HBh No.]

>>1210418
Remirya has two right hands anything else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1210406
Probably from the Caramelldansen parody they always dance. They used to say "u- u- uma uma", but it was too complicated, so they only kept the "u". Same for the dance, they incorporated tripping over their own feet because they couldn't do it properly.

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So wait, is the retarded dance the caramelldansen one? I've also seen a picture with them with their hands on their hips, so is that still the same dance?

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[Anonymous No.]

Anyone feel like editing today?

1) Yu / Yu
2) Yu Yu / [sound of rolling over]
3) Tafueffeehe!!
4) Tafe-- / ? / TaFE--

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>>1210485
Caramelldansen is where they fake bunny ears. Knees are not involved, apart from the bending of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1210584
>Tafe
What does that mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1210616

Look at Yukkureimu in the last panel.

Squish your cheek and say "Take"

MISSION COMPLETE

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[Anonymous No.]

>>1210629
I stand corrected and shat bricks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1210631

Taking it easy at full force.

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>>1210631
Might I suggest a different font choice for the Roll SFX? It looks too similar to the one in the bubble. And thanks for editing.

[Anonymous No.]

Reposting every translation I have.

1) *zaaaaa* (pouring rain sound)
2) *thud*
Box: Please treat it nicely
3) "I'm sorry...." "But I can't have our reputation get any worse..."
4) "Please get picked up by a nice person and live happily..."
*zaaaaa*
*pasha pasha* (footsteps in puddles sound)
5) "Work hard easy!" or "Do your best easy!"
6) ".....!!!!"
*zaaaaaa*
*poro poro* (water dripping off Reimu sound)
7) "But it still ends up getting treated like this."
"I get so frustrated." or "It makes me so angry." or "It pisses me off."

[Anonymous No.]

This one is partially done, but someone had given a translation for the stuff other than the speech

cup cover
top instructions: pull from here
product name: Instant Yukkuri!
brand (left): Yagokoro Foods
speech bubble: Red Bean Soup flavor

side
speech bubble: Please immerse in boiling water and wait for 3 minutes, easy!
ingredients: yukkuri, koyukkuri

sfx: shake shake

[Anonymous No.]

I will try to do >>1210705
I started it, after all

[Anonymous No.]

>pull from here
Pull up to here

>Please immerse in boiling water and wait for 3 minutes, easy!
Please immerse in boiling water and wait easy for 3 minutes!

[Anonymous No.]

Hello, diabeetus.

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[Anonymous No.]

Would someone like to translate some ASCII art?

Title:

俺がいっしょに歌うぜ！

Text bubble:

一人カラオケたのしい！

[Anonymous No.]

>>1210868
>get our reputation get anymore
>let our reputation

[Anonymous No.]

>>1210878
I'm gonna sing with ya!

Singing karaoke alone is fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1210868
May I recommend replacing the japanese SFX with something that could be understood when read by someone who doesn't have the TL notes?

*pasha pasha*-->Splash Splash

*poro poro* drip drip

I dunno, it needs to make sense right? Also, at least try to find a good font for the SFX. Maybe something catches your eye at dafont.com or something, because the SFX is looking a little plain there.

[Anonymous No.]

> 俺がいっしょに歌うぜ！
> I'll sing along with you, ze

> 一人カラオケたのしい！
> Karaoke by myself is fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>1210898

slowpoke.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>1210900
Easy with the sage there, the guy made an effort.

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>>1210891
>>1210898

With your powers combined...

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[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how well copy-pasta'd ASCII stuff works on 4chan.

　____　　
　´>　　｀ヽ　　　　 This is a test, ze.
　'-=[＞＜]=.　　
　ヽi <ﾚﾉλﾉ)ﾚ〉'　　　
　ﾉﾚ§ﾟ ヮﾟﾉiゝ　　　　　　

[Anonymous No.]

>>1210868
FFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>1210933
That worked well. How about huge ones...
　　　　　　＿__　　 _______　　 ＿_____
　　　　　,´　,, ''"´￣￣￣ ｀ "ゝ 、_ イ、
　　　　 'r＝=─-　　　 --─==＝ヽ、ﾝ、
　　　,'　 ｲﾘiゝ、ｲ人レル／_ルﾘ　 ',　　i
　　　i　ル　⌒ ,_＿__,⌒ 　　　 ヽｲ i　　|
　　 ﾚﾘｲ "///　ヽ _ノ　///　　　 | .|、i .||
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　　　| ﾊ　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　| || |/
　　　　レﾙヽ　　　　　　　　　　　ノルﾚ
　　　 ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

[Anonymous No.]

>>1210940
AHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>1210937
Can't edit the SFX in the first two panels?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1210940
Needs fullwidth spaces on the last line.

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>>1210937
I still hope you plan to change the SFX and font choice for the current SFXs you have done.

[Anonymous No.]

Any idea what the song in this video is based off of, if anything?
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3601894

[Anonymous No.]

Bump with abuse.

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[Anonymous No.]

Hmm. This one has the unedited SFX.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1211349
It was never translated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1211349
1) poke
2) pokepokepoke
3) chomp
4) CHOMP

[Anonymous No.]

>>1211365
Should I have said 'untranslated' then? It's still not edited.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1211480
I was the original editor, so I was just redirecting the blame away from myself.

Anyways, somebody else is going to have to edit the SFX. I have a lot of stuff I need to do today.

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>>1211349

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>>1210359
Oh now I get it, it's a reference to the fairy tale where the dude drops his axe into the lake and a goddess offers him a golden axe, but he requests his original axe, so she rewards him with a golden axe. It was made famous by a Doraemon story where they accidentally drop the asshole Jaian into the lake, and the goddess offers them a perfect Jaian, and when they ask for the real Jaian she gives them the well-behaved one. lols

http://www.gamenews.ne.jp/en/archives/2008/02/that_beautiful.html

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>>1210988
Nope. My Photoshop-fu is not strong enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>1211002
Sleeping ones can be cute...

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[Anonymous No.]

Old thread died, so reposting the translations that were rediscovered in it.

1 - Say, Yukkuri, do you love me?
-Take it easy!!!
2 - If you love me, say "Alice, I love you".
-Take it easy!!!
3 - If you love me-
-Take it easy!!!
4 - I wuv you!!! Alice, I wuv you!!!
-I wuv you!!! I wuv you!!! I weally wuv you!!!
-Are you talking about me...?

And this makes 2 of 8 pages translated...

[Anonymous No.]

God I can't figure out what this is supposed to be. I'm posting all the relevant text.

First:
Yukkuri manga 3 - Pink Flamingo
1 - Tilt easy!
(prt)
2 - Could you please not poop here!?
-It's not poop! Stop it easy!
3 - It's not poop! It's Reimu's excess bean paste!
(torn off)
4 Top of stand: Miko-blessed
Bottom: Plenty of bean paste
Reimu: Come again!
Client: please
Sign: Hakurei shrine specialty
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Corrections:
YR = Yukkuri Reimu
NR = Normal Reimu
(sounds, notes)

1) YR: Clean it slowly, okay!!
(poop)

2) NR: CAN YOU PLEASE NOT POOP HERE?!
YR: IT'S NOT POOP!! STOP IT SLOWLY!!

3) YR: It's not poop!! It's red bean paste that's passed its expiration date!!
(torn off)
NR: !
(munch)

4) (Sign: Miko cakes / Plenty of red bean paste / Hakurei Shrine's famous product)
Customer: one please
NR: You're welcome
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I'm not even sure this is a translator speaking:
1 - Tilt easy -> Expel/eject/excrete it easy!
3 - maybe change "excess bean paste" to "old bean paste" or "expired bean paste"
4 - please -> one please

'Miko blessed' versus 'Miko cakes' wasn't resolved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1212774
If I see that fucking Kimeemaru one more time...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1212810
Can I put "are you talking to me?" instead of "are you talking about me?" because the "about" enters the cauldron...

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Version 1

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And version 2

[stripfag !nrgKNIeDl6 No.]

>>1212843
1-I'm pretty sure it's clean it up easy
3- literally it says past it’s expiration date, so expired or old should be ok
4-it's a far fetch but i'd say miko lucky is more aproppriate; 福 stands for good luck, as in 福もち, lucky cakes. blessed doesnt sound bad either though.

[stripfag !nrgKNIeDl6 No.]

>>1213212
oh and it's definitely "one please"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213212
1. Where the hell did 'Tilt easy' come from? And 'Prt'?
2. ALL CAPS or not?

[Enzo !YS/vWo2Npk No.]

Reposting the full version of the shitty yukkuri mansion story from the last thread.

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This story tells the tale of a group of youths, four boys and one girl. These five were united for one cause: the destruction of every yukkuri alive. Together they would go out to destroy yukkuri villages and homes, naming themselves as the “Anti-Yukkuri Brigade”. Tonight they were going to enact their largest scheme yet, the invasion of the Yukkuri Mansion, an abandoned estate located in the forest that was supposedly seized by a large group of yukkuris. Rumors tell that any human being that sets foot inside the mansion meets a messy end, but our heroes wouldn’t believe that. They thought that a regular group of stupid yukkuris simply claimed ownership of the mansion, and thus they found it their duty to exterminate them. When the sun had set, the Brigade set out to the mansion armed with flashlights and conventional weapons; knives, baseball bats, and other various blunt objects. With their first steps into the forest, their journey began.

Unfortunately, our heroes didn’t have a map of the forest, and only had a faint idea of where the mansion was. They would have to ask for directions. After wandering around a few minutes, they came across a Marisa/Reimu pair and their hoard of koyukkuris. Telling the family that they would spare them, the Brigade asked the yukkuris for the location of the Yukkuri Mansion. The Marisa and Reimu looked at each other with smiles, then turning to Brigade and gave rather complex directions, for a yukkuri, to the mansion.

[Enzo !YS/vWo2Npk No.]

>>1213300
Following the instructions, the group came to a vast clearing with a huge mansion in the center. They had found it, but now was not the time for celebration. Their real mission had just begun. As they crept towards the front door they sighted their first yukkuri, a Meiling-type, which was sound asleep. Stepping closer, the yukkuri bounced awake, spotted the Brigade, and dashed around the side of the home with a panicked flurry of “Yu’s”. Thinking nothing of it, they opened the large front door and found themselves in a dark and dusty foyer.

In front of them were two doors, one on the first floor and another on the second floor. To the left were two others doors, and a final door on the right. As such, they all decided to split up. At the same time, the five members of the Anti-Yukkuri Brigade entered their respective doors.

[Enzo !YS/vWo2Npk No.]

>>1213302
The first boy took the lone door to the right. He found himself outside in an extravagant courtyard filled with various trees and bushes. Looking up, he could see the silhouettes of flying Remiryas and Kimeemarus against the sky. Taking a few steps into the courtyard, he shouted, “You yukkuris better be scared. Me and my friends are here to destroy every last one of you!” With a blink of an eye, a Kimeemaru zoomed right in front of him. Kimeemarus are a particularly weird type of yukkuri with gaunt full-grown bodies and a disgusting smirk upon their face. This close, it looked even more disgusting.

“Are you sure of that?” is asked in a cool tone. With no words, the boy swung out his knife but only hit air. The Kimeemaru was right behind him. “The Yukkuri Mansion is a place where all yukkuris are free to take it easy without any of you ugly humans to get in our way,” it continued. The boy was slightly bewildered, not only because the Kimeemaru was so fast, but also in part by the fact that Kimeemarus normally detest taking it easy. Turning around, the boy saw the Kimeemaru flying away when he heard a loud boom. It was a lightning strike that almost hit him.
“Please stay still. Iku is trying her best!” Looking around for the voice, he spotted an Iku-type yukkuri, which are capable of summoning bolts of lightning much like the real Iku. Out of the bushes, he saw more and more Iku-types crawling. With a resounding “Yu!” the yukkuris summoned multiple lighting strikes at the same time, smiting the boy and killing him instantly. Shortly after, other yukkuris squirmed out of the bushes and surrounded his corpse. He was the first casualty.

[Enzo !YS/vWo2Npk No.]

>>1213304
The second boy took the door to the front on the first floor. Behind this door was a long hallway with another door at the end. As he started walking he heard a greeting. “Hewwo mistah! Are you here to pway wif Weimu?” It was a koyukkureimu at the end of the hallway. Pointing at it, he announced, “I’m of the Anti-Yukkuri Brigade and I’m here to kill you and all your friends.” He continued walking forward when suddenly part of the floor dipped in under his foot. It was a trap. Hearing a loud noise, he turned around to find a metal wall that blocked off the exit and slowly started to move forward. Panicking, the boy started to run down the hallway toward the koyukkuri and the second door. As he was inches away from stepping on the koyukkureimu, he smacked into something. Stepping back a few steps he realized that his path is blocked by another wall that is transparent. “What’s wong mistah? Don’t you wanna pway wif me?” the koyukkureimu asked. Taking out his bat, the boy slammed it against the wall with all the strength he had. Unfortunately for him, it was all in vain. The wall wouldn’t break, and second boy was soon crushed and flattened in the trap, all while the koyukkuri looked on.

[Enzo !YS/vWo2Npk No.]

>>1213306
The third boy took one of the doors on the left. Inside was a rather regular, if not large bedroom. Looking around he spotted a bed, a chest for clothes, a writing desk, a mirror, and a closet. From underneath the bed an Alice-type popped out. “Hello and welcome to the Yukkuri Mansion, where all yukkuris are free to take it easy as they please!” it announced. Suddenly, the chest and closet opened up, revealing dozens of rushing Alice-types. “We, being of a city-sect, do not like ugly intruders in our home. Please leave or you will be punished easy!” With this, the yukkuris tackled the boy and began rubbing themselves up against every inch of his body. Usually a normal rapist Alice was easy to kill for the boy, but in this situation there were simply too many. “Stop this right now!” He shouted, swatting away a few of the attackers. “Ooh~ So tsundere!” one of them exclaimed in response. After a few minutes, most of the Alices were refreshed, while a few of the yukkuris kept the boy pinned down. Out of the closet strolled the largest Alice yukkuri the boy had ever seen. With a somewhat ecstatic “Yu!” the DosuAlice leaped into the air and crushed the third boy underneath its gigantic girth. The rest of the Alices continued to get refreshed with the boy’s dead body afterwards.

[Enzo !YS/vWo2Npk No.]

>>1213308
The lone girl took the other door on the left side of the mansion. Behind it was a staircase leading into a dungeon-like basement. While walking along the several cells she heard a voice. “Get out of here! You are in great danger!” Inside one of the cells was a young boy clad in dirty rags. “What are you doing in there?” the girl asked. The boy immediately replied, “I came to this mansion to investigate the rumors. The yukkuris subdued me and decided to keep me alive here as a prisoner. Get out of here as soon as possible.” The girl ignored his warning. “No can do. My friends and I are here to exterminate these bugs. We won’t leave ‘til our job is finished.” It was then she heard sliding noise. The ceiling at the end of the corridor had moved back, exposing a large hole. With a soft squish, something hit the floor in front of her. “Oh no. They’re here! Run! Run away as fast as you can!” the boy warned a second time while moving away from the front of his cell. In the darkness, the girl could barely make out the object as it slowly came up to her.

[Enzo !YS/vWo2Npk No.]

>>1213310
“Diiiiiiiiiick!” it shouted cheerfully. It was a Youmu-type. “Little shit,” the girl muttered under her breath as she pulverized the yukkuri with her foot. She then continued along the hallway when she heard several more soft objects hitting the ground, then a large “Thunk!” Looking ahead, the girl turned on her flashlight and shot in the direction of the noise. This time it was multiple Youmu-types and a DosuYuyuko. “Drop dead easy!” the DosuYuyuko yelled as it began to inhale all of the surrounding Youmu-types. The yukkuri became an even more ghastly size with all the Myons stuffed into it. It spat out one of the Youmu-types directly at the girl. Using her bat, the girl intended to smack the yukkuri back at her attacker. Swinging with great force, the Myon contacted the bat, causing both to shatter into pieces (or in the yukkuri’s case, bean paste). As it turns out, DosuYuyukos are capable of spitting out at an equal force as they can suck in. The girl, in great shock, turned around and began running towards the stairs. The second shot missed, hitting the wall in front of her and leaving a massive hole. Sprinting, the girl was feet away from the stairway. “I can make this!” she thought. But it was too late, as the DosuYuyuko’s third and final shot smacked the girl directly in the back, causing her torso to explode into two halves. Ceasing her fire, the DosuYuyuko spat out the remaining Myons and jumped back up the hole.

[Enzo !YS/vWo2Npk No.]

>>1213312
The final boy entered the room on the second floor. As he walked up the stairs, he wished all of his friends good luck. Opening the door, he peeked his head inside only to find an empty closet. When he stepped inside a metal cage quickly drops down, trapping him. Surprised, the boy begins to bang up against the sides as a purple gas begins to shoot out of nozzles located in the corners of the room. As he struggles in vain, the gas slowly fills his lungs, causing his sight to black out.

Waking up, the boy finds himself in a brightly lit ballroom with rows of yukkuris, of all types and sizes, neatly arranged in front of him. As he moves his head he hits something hard. He was still trapped in the cage and now all of his materials have been taken away. Standing up in his prison, the boy shouted, “I demand that I be released! Let me go you stupid yukkuris!”

[Enzo !YS/vWo2Npk No.]

>>1213313
A mysterious voice replied to his complaint. “Yuyuyuyuyu…You still don’t get it? You ugly humans will never understand.” An odd yukkuri the boy had never seen before made itself present. Large and foreboding, there she stood; the Mima yukkuri: The Legendary Justakkuri. The boy was amazed by its specimen: its long green hair, beautiful accessory, and powerful glance. “Where are my friends you disgusting yukkuri!?” the boy shouted. Justakkuri grinned and answered his question. “I’m sorry, but your friends are already dead. See for yourself.” Four yukkuris dragged the skeletal remains of the Anti-Yukkuri Brigade; all picked clean of meat, organs, and tissue. “Mister’s friends were yummy! Shit’s good!” one yukkuri told Justakkuri. The boy couldn’t believe that he had been defeated by yukkuris. As he began to kneel down and cry, Justakkuri began a speech.

[Enzo !YS/vWo2Npk No.]

>>1213323
“You see us yukkuris have grown tired of you and you ugly humans bullying us, so we conquered this mansion and made it a place where all yukkuris are equal and free to take it easy as much as they please. We set up traps to kill any ugly human who was foolish enough to invade the Yukkuri Mansion. So, just as your Brigade did before you, Drop Dead Easy!” Justakkuri opened her mouth and grew three times her original size. A massive yellow ray shot from her mouth. Striking the boy, the beam vaporized him in a matter of seconds leaving only a small pile of ash behind. “Let this be a warning to all ugly humans who dare harass the proud yukkuri race,” Justakkuri announced as the other yukkuris bounced and cheered in victorious celebration.

[XENON !TK/UA49EzE No.]

http://www.mightyjustice.net/xenon/tf/YUKKURI.rar

dump tf folder in steamapps/team fortress 2/

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213328
>>“Let this be a warning to all ugly humans who dare harass the proud yukkuri race”

Good story, but I find it kinda funny how NO ONE would know what happened to the kids, thus this event is likely to repeat itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213409

Unless the one telling the story is a Yukkuri.

TWIST ENDING

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213300
>>1213302
>>1213304
>>1213306
>>1213308
>>1213310
>>1213312
>>1213313
>>1213323
>>1213328
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213409
Their parents would notice they are missing.

[Enzo !YS/vWo2Npk No.]

>>1213409
I'm not really sure why I added that. I just wanted the ending to sound a bit better.

[Anonymous No.]

Please tell me Keine or Reimu find out about that Yukkuri Mansion (or some powerful youkai wishes to inhabit) and some serious bean paste spilling begins...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213328
FUCK YEAH!

[Anonymous No.]

moar liek dis!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213477
They'd die easy.
This is in the youkai forest, if Yukkuri can live there, they're pretty powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213499
Yeah, prolly. The smarter Yukkuri's likely have planned for attacks from powerful entitys, and have traps set up accordingly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213497
seconded

[Enzo !YS/vWo2Npk No.]

>>1213515
But the traps would have to reset by the yukkuris afterwards. I suppose that a large force of humans and/or youkai would be probably able to overrun the yukkuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213499
>Reimu and Keine
>would die easy
Wut?

[Gurlugon !5S99KgXZNo No.]

>>1213497

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213524
What? They'd die. Simple as that.
Reimu and Keine are incredibly weak.
Yukkuri are the powerfulest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213328
This fails to take into account that Justakkuris are a prank, they don't exist in any form of fanon or "canon".

[Gurlugon !5S99KgXZNo No.]

>>1213497

[Enzo !YS/vWo2Npk No.]

>>1213536
I knew it was a false entry on the wiki, but the Mima-type was the perfect leader for the other yukkuris, fictional or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>Justakkuri

LET'S GO JUSTAKKURI

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213536
They exist in "canon" as much as yukkuri exist in "canon". You just enjoy lieing to yourself because you can't fit it into your imaginary world.

"OH NO YUKKURI DEFENDING THEMSELVES I CAN'T ROLL WITH THAT IT CLEARLY DOESN'T EXIST!"
That's you. That's what you sound like. It is so YOU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213532
I feel we are not talking about the same Reimu and the same Keine...

[Anonymous No.]

Oh but we are. All the Touhou games have been Reimu lieing to everyone saying she's really strong, when she's just a wimp. And Keine? Keine's just mokous rape toy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213566
Not anyone who has posted about the story here.
Tell me; how'd they prepare the traps? They don't have hands. It's hard to be precise with a mouth.

Plus, you wouldn't even need it to call in Keine or Reimu (either of which could easily wipe out every single one of them). Just burn the place down. What're they gonna do about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213566
>That's you. That's what you sound like. It is so YOU.

You sound like a Penny Arcade comic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213593
Some Yukkuri's have bodys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213566
Wrong. Yukkuri do not exist at all in touhou canon. Thus, when talking about yukkuri, you must talk about yukkuri "canon", which is more or less what the japanese have recently writen/made an image of. And if 'Justakuri' was a fake entry on the wiki, they don't exist in that yukkuri "canon".

Plus Mima doesn't exist in touhou canon anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213566
>"OH NO YUKKURI DEFENDING THEMSELVES I CAN'T ROLL WITH THAT IT CLEARLY DOESN'T EXIST!"
That's exactly the problem!
WE should be the ones dong the bullying/torturing/killing, not the other way around!
It is as if the ants you usually pay no attention to suddenly decided to eat you. What do you do?
Sit, and allow them to eat you? Or RAGE like the motherfucking Fist of the North Star and bomb the shit out of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213604
And also have two right hands. They're not exactly craftmen. Or capable.

[Enzo !YS/vWo2Npk No.]

>>1213593
Some of the yukkuris have the mutated full-grown bodies, which come with hands. As for fire, they would probably already have some form of protection against that. Think of some way yourself.

It wouldn't suprise me intelligent yukkuris being incredibly resourceful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213566
You seem to be a moron. Justakkuris are something someone put on the wiki as some sort of personal joke or something. Nobody else has accepted it. And yes, the yukkuris may find a way to defend themselves, but it's about as likely as an uneducated villager building a car on his own. Unless they're dosuyukkuris, in which case the humans will also take the necessary measures.

Stop overreacting like that, it makes you look like a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213605

MY BONES

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213620
They're living meat buns, what protection can they have against fire? And the smartest yukkuris that exist are slightly smarter than the average human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213620
Honesly, I can't think of a way for HUMANS to put out a large fire in an old, abandoned (by humans) house without resulting in massive casualties, likely including the house itself. I don't mean something like "go inside and set a curtain on fire", I mean like throwing gasoline/high proof alcohol on the outside and igniting that. Something that will quickly start a massive fire, cutting off escape routes and doing severe structural damage in very little time. There's no way yukkuri would be prepared for that.

[Anonymous No.]

Another thing: Kimeemarus are friendly with humans, and will attack other yukkuris to protet them

[Enzo !YS/vWo2Npk No.]

>>1213636
The story isn't really that realistic by yukkuri standards to begin with. I just wrote it for shits n' giggles.

I just made them REALLY, REALLY smart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213660
I mentioned that in the previous thread. The response was "These kimeemaru's take it easy"

[Enzo !YS/vWo2Npk No.]

>>1213641
see
>>1213662

>>1213660
I know, but I wanted a badass Kimeemaru in the story because they're my favorite. I was just tired of humans picking on it's yukkuri friends and joined the rest of the yukkuris at the mansion. Maybe it never particularly liked to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213662
>The story isn't really that realistic by yukkuri standards to begin with.

Make that "completely unrealistic" and everything's fine.

[Enzo !YS/vWo2Npk No.]

>>1213641
see
>>1213662

>>1213660
I know, but I wanted a badass Kimeemaru in the story because they're my favorite. It was just tired of humans picking on it's yukkuri friends and joined the rest of the yukkuris at the mansion. Maybe it never particularly liked to begin with.

[Enzo !YS/vWo2Npk No.]

>>1213682
>Maybe it never particularly liked humans to begin with.

Fuck. Whatever. I apologize for fucking up the natural order of the yukkuri. I just wanted one instance where the yukkuris fought back.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213709

I don't think you need to apologize for anything. It wasn't a particularly good story but I think it's equally retarded to argue about canon for something that's basically one big joke. Just take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213709
No, don't apologize. I bet it is one of the very few stories where the yukkuris strike back. It is original and you made it good.
It is unsettling, though, but what about yukkuris isn't?

[Anonymous No.]

I hope there's a sequel to that, one where humans have their revenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213763
And then lose anyway.

BECAUSE YUKKURI'S ARE THE STRONGEST IN ALL GENSYOKO.

HUMANS ALL DESERVE TO BE EXTERMINATED! STARTING WITH US!

[Enzo !YS/vWo2Npk No.]

>>1213328
"Perfect."

The hallucination machine worked flawlessly. The yukkuris in the mansion were trapped in a false reality, their real bodies laid still upon the ground. Signaling my men, I proceeded to enter the mansion. Stealth was not an issue here. As long as the machine remained operational, nothing we did would rouse the yukkuris out of their reverie.

My men and I made our ways throughout the house. The only things we left behind were time C4 and white phosphorus charges. Regrouping in the forest, we turned the device off. The yukkuris began to wake up and their confusion was obvious.

However, There was no time to ponder about the mental states of the creatures as out "gifts" went off. Fire engulfed the wooden mansion, its dry, rotted body becoming an inferno. Over the roaring of the flames, we heard screaming. But, as the fire grew, the screaming faded. Our eyes were transfixed on this image of hell.

Eventually, the once proud mansion turned into ash. Nothing resembling a building remained. Surveying the scene, we saw dozens of burnt yukkuri corpses. Charred beyond recognition, the were but black stains on the ground. We only recognized them as corpses because we watched them die.

Turning to my men, I gave a grin.

"Mission accomplished."

[Anonymous No.]

I says 'take it easy' right in the name of the meme, and yet people somehow still manage to get into arguments over suspension of disbelief and story canon. Amazing.

I hope most of these arguments are just trolling by the extremely bored looking to prolong the discussion and no one is actually trying to take this stuff seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213825
Look. There's a certain level to which you can stretch the limits of canon (or fanon, in this case). You can write about Goku losing to Vegeta. Accepted. You can write about some powerless, average kid hitting Goku with a balloon and bashing his head open. Not accepted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213825
I simply want there to be a loose canon, like with touhou, to avoid unrealistic, contradictory, and idiotic stories like

"There was a yukkurisa with a family of 4 koyukkuri; two reimus, a marisa, and a myon. Marisa was a single mom, having given birth to them by herself, without getting refreshed. Yukkurisa loved her family more than anything; more than her own life. One day while grazing a meadow with her family, she ate one of her children. 'This shit's good!'. She then ate the rest of her children, the despair making their bean paste sweeter. She then realized what she did, screamed, and started to eat her own face to atone for what she did. The end."

If you couldn't tell, I'm the anon that got into the whole cannibalism argument a few threads back, when someone posted OC that included sibling koreimus suddenly eating each other while eating other food, after one accidently licked another and discovered it tasted good.

[Enzo !YS/vWo2Npk No.]

>>1213808
I lol'd.

>>1213843
There isn't really a limit when it comes to yukkuris. Of course there are certain things that don't work, but it's possible for shit to be made up along the way. That's how the entire yukkuri ecosystem started.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213808
Oh how I wish that were part of the original story.

[Anonymous No.]

>There isn't really a limit when it comes to yukkuris.

There's the limit of reason. See >>1213860 for an example of a story that ignores it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213328

See, this is why there needs to be a comprehensive youkai holocaust. Damned troublemakers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213910

*YUKKURI

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213860 again

>>1213865
No, there really should be. Almost everything is inconsistent. I just noticed that bodied remiryas are supposed to have two right hands (see >>1210418 ). I checked some of my saved images with remiryas, and they have normal hands. Pic related. Plus there's the whole issue of them having bodies IN THE FIRST PLACE. Aren't yukkuris supposed to be heads and nothing more? And don't we already have a yukkuri remilia, that is nothing but a head? Is it somehow possible to have both; i.e. the head is the baby? But in a ton of stories and images you see babies with bodies. And there's little agreement on how cannibalistic yukkuri are; how intelligent they are; how good their memory is for trauma. Someone posted on pooshlmer (inb4everything. I only go there because there are occasionally edited yukkuri images posted that aren't on /jp/) that they're supposed to have a terrible memory, but can be traumatized for life. How does that work? AND there are stories where they forget the trauma. i.e. the one with bulldozer genocide to clear a path for construction, and they have the sole survivor run off to tell everyone to stay the fuck away. They all forget in a month.
And then the bulldozer. And the factory. And the tazers. And the nuclear waste. (and the MEN). Is this even gensokyo anymore?
THAT is why I think there should be canon.

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly, I think this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiwUxKndmk4

is just as much a reality for yukkuris as all this convoluted wikipedia ecosystem nonsense is, and I doubt it fares well against anyone's limit of reason.

[None !!7o0ROAg0wXR No.]

>>1212843

I think I'm the one that did the version 2 translations for the Pink Flamingo strip(that is the title by the way, I have no idea why) a while ago. Let me go over it again.

1) "Clean it up slowly[easy], okay!!"
*poop* or *prt* [is the sound of it pooping.]

2) Reimu: "Can you please not poop here?!"
Yukk: "It's not poop!! Stop it slowly[easy]!!"
*munii* - [the sound of pinching & stretching]
*Miko* - [the arrow pointing at Reimu's hand]

3) "It's not poop!! It's anko[red bean paste] that's passed its expiration date!!" - [she does use the term "expiration date" or "shelf life" instead of just "old". I believe the joke is a reference to a series of food scandals to hit Japan recently involving companies intentionally mislabelling expired items or foreign foods as domestic.]
[See:
http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E8%B3%9E%E5%91%B3%E6%9C%9F%E9%99%90

[Enzo !YS/vWo2Npk No.]

>>1213946
I think deep down everyone wishes that yukkuris were moeblobs having adventures set to yodeling.

But anyway, can we go back to taking it easy Or make a new thread or something.

[Enzo !YS/vWo2Npk No.]

>>1213946
I think deep down everyone wishes that yukkuris were moeblobs having adventures set to yodeling. But anyway, can we go back to taking it easy? Or make a new thread or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213973
Thank you. Saved for future reposts if it doesn't get edited again in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>I just noticed that bodied remiryas are supposed to have two right hands
That's just a mistake the artist made.

>Aren't yukkuris supposed to be heads and nothing more?
Some, like the Remiryas and the Flans, do have bodies.

>And don't we already have a yukkuri remilia, that is nothing but a head?
We've been over this quite a few times. They're born as a head, and grow a body after some time. (Some writers choose to ignore that and have them born with a body.)

The rest is up to the writer. And some of the stories may take place outside of Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

And the next day....

It was able to take it easy. And continued to do so for the rest of it's life.

[Anonymous No.]

>Some, like the Remiryas and the Flans, do have bodies.
see
>Aren't yukkuris supposed to be heads and nothing more?

>That's just a mistake the artist made.
Fuck. Looks like you're right. Strange mistake to make though. Then again, what do I know. I'm no artist.

[Anonymous No.]

This is about as much yukkuri abuse as I generally like.

[Anonymous No.]

This reminds me of that episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force with Meatwad trying to cash the mooninites check.

[Anonymous Jones‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

Koyukkuris fascinate me. I want to hold one in my hand, stroke its' hair, and make it take it easy - and then eat it alive. I dunno why. It's the whole "food moe" thing I guess - this must be how Yuyuko feels.

[Anonymous No.]

"Take it Easy"

"Chake id Eajy!"

"Yu" "yu!"

A Reimu and three of her Koyukkureimu were enjoying a stroll in the forest, on a beautiful day. The Sun Was setting, and do they were returning home to the Fathering Reimu. The Father was out hunting for food, and the family took it easy on the forest path.

They had returned home, but they could not find the Fathering Reimu or any trace of the food she was suppose to bring home. The Mother Reimu was scared that the Father Reimu might not be taking it easy. She left the Nest, telling the three children to not leave, and take it easy there while she looked for their father. They "Yu"ed compliantly, and the Mother bounced towards the forest.

The Children sat around the stump and began to play with each other, when they heard a strange voice.

"so~"

The Eldest Sister peaked outside, and saw a blonde Yukkuri. It had short hair, similar to an Alice Yukkuri, but it had a red ribbon on the side of it's head. "That must mean it was a good yukkuri!" The Eldest Sister said, and invited the strange Yukkuri inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213932

But half of the fun of Touhou is the lack of canon. And besides, we're arguing about a meme that sprouted from a poorly drawn picture; it's not as if we're interpreting the Constitution here. If someone has a story idea that isn't "canon" I say let them run with it, who cares.

>>1214025

Artists do that all the time; see picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214051
Ditto. They are so cute, cuter than adults, but while I hate to see the adults abused, I have no qualms with the koyukkuris being squashed or mutilated.

I would love to eat some. Not the Reimu types though, as I hate bean paste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214036

I like the humorous teasing, but I don't like true bullying or abuse, probably because I'm a nerd and I still view bullies as natural enemies/enormous jerkbags.

When the strong abuse the weak, I want to see someone (be it the weak person after a training montage or a third party) stand up to them and bring the bully down, which is probably why I pretty much gave up on yukkuri stories. They just don't jive with my own psychology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214055
The Sun had finally set, and it was very dark. The Yukkuri sighed, and turned to glance at the strange Yukkuri.

"Hyaaaaa!"

"Nwooo! Dond ead me!"

The Yukkuri's eyes were glowing red, and scared the Yukkuri. The Yukkuri could see perfectly, but couldn't understand why they were scared.

"Go away and let us take it easy!" the Eldest Sister shouted, and bashed the yukkuri.

"Is that so~!?!?" it could only say that. It was confused as to why it was being attacked. It had no choice but to fight back.She opened her mouth wide and grabbed the side of the Yukkuri, and bit hard down on it. The Reimu was severely damaged, but it was not a fatal wound. The Yukkuri spit out what it had bitten, and had tried to push it onto the Reimu as an apology for attacking it.

"Nwoooo. Leab bwig sis alloooone!" The younger sisters cried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214071
>>1214055

D'awwww

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214068
> lack of canon
Try playing the games sometimes. There is a canon. I believe I even said (maybe in the previous thread. I've been bitching about this for a while now) that it would even be better to have a vague canon like touhou. That way you end up with vastly different situations, somewhat different intrepretations of the stock characters, and none of the bullshit I've been raging about. You don't see any touhou doujins where Alice has some power other than controlling dolls, or where Reimu isn't a shrine maiden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214036
>>1214070
>>1214083

There's a family friendly thread on pooshlmer. Might I suggust you people visit that thread, and not this one?

[Anonymous No.]

The fact that they are bite size makes them all the more delicious for abuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214104

I've mastered the ancient art of skimming. You cannot banish me so easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214116
Then master the art of not skimming and stop reading this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214071
I love you so much.

[Anonymous No.]

So fucking small. We need stress balls made to look like yukkuri. Or at the very least, snacks. I would love to try an Alice custard ball.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm surprised there's no part two where they are horribly crushed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214104

I didn't say I didn't hate Yukkuri bullying or guro.

I just thought that was a cute story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214143

Fuck, I meant I didn't say I hate ykkuri guro

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214138
There is a part two, where Yukkureimu asks why the person isn't paying, and the Koyukkuri says it's because their singing was too beootiful.

There's also a part three in which a Remirya farts on them saying "Keep the Change" and they all get poisoned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214138
Part 2

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I agree with a loose/flexible canon, but with some traits looser than others. The yukkuri have unique traits and rules, like whether they have a body or not, filling, mannerism, etc, but I think we should be more lax over the stupid stuff like intelligence and memory. If we try to be strict with that, all we're gonna have is a deeper partisan rift between the cuddlers and abusers. Like one Anon said, learn to skim people, and take it easy. If one person interprets canon for their idea and their unique way of dealing with the storyline made by their own base, let them. It isn't hurting anybody else. People who try to argue for canon really just want it to be one way or the other, so the only way we can have peace is to... well, take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

So I heard this had an edit where the yukkuri eats the koyukkuri. Anyone got it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214176
Yes, but I always prefer the third pic in the series over the edit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214168
Fuck, I didn't realize that was part 3. It makes a hell of a lot more sense now. I don't seem to have it; could you repost it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214167
So what are the eyes made of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214188
The same thing a normal yukkuri's eyes are made of, just not as well formed.
Fuck if I know what that is.

1/4

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214197

2/4

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214202

3/4

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214187
Sure.

>>1214188
I'm not sure, but it appeared to be hollowed in the center (probably dough, like it's skin and hair.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214211
Using a cheese grater to grate away their eyes? This shit is just starting to get strange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214211
I meant
>There's also a part three in which a Remirya farts on them saying "Keep the Change" and they all get poisoned.

Part 4 at >>1210157

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214211
Oh, whoops, I thought you were talking about the one with the Edited Yukkuri eating the koyukkuri.

No, I don't have the one where the Remirya farts on it. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214086

It wouldn't be better because then we'd get retards like you raging whenever a yukkuri learns calculus or whatever. It doesn't fucking matter, and I don't know why you want "control" over something that's inherently stupid anyway. You're as bad as the fucks who scream HURR ALICE IS NOT LONELY STOP THAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214226
Not a cheese grater. Some kind of pumice stone or similar I think.
And here's translated version

[Anonymous No.]

How about just the same thing human and animal eyes are made of?

They're edible, you know.

*pop*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214226
>Just starting to get strange
>Untranslated picture where the Children egg it's mother onto digging while one of it's babies is trapped.

Sometimes, it's not acceptable to take it too easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214236
There's a difference between interpreting a character in a different way and completely redoing the character. As I said, you don't see doujins of Reimu not being a shrine maiden. Even in the bizzare Hole of Yago doujins where everyone is a child (despite being different ages) and yet still knowing each other have Reimu as a shrine maiden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214241
They simply didn't notice the child was trapped.

[Anonymous No.]

There's a thread on /an/ about animal mothers eating their own children, do you guys wanna hijack it with yukkuri?

http://zip.4chan.org./an/res/297619.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214257

But at least there, you can point to the games and "ZUN wrote X about Y character so it's canon". You can't do that with yukkuri. Who are we do dictate what is canon and what isn't? Are we suddenly the yukkuri caretakers or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214280
no, because we aren't dumbshit raiders from /b/

...

Fuck. Too late.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are arguing over a 2chan meme.

Maybe if you were arguing over a 4chan meme, it would be okay on /b/. But this is a 2chan meme. It is about ascii art and touhou.

I could write a story about how cockmongler and happy negro were best of friends and everyone would buy it and it might even become a copypasta of some longevity. But these are the property of Japan's hikkikomori group. We should not infringe on their control of their silly meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214301
I never said I would write the canon. I never said anyone from 4chan would write the canon. I even said in an earlier thread that a bunch of the artists should get together on IRC or whatever and decide the shit. It's a jap creation from a fucked up ASCII art made by a jap on a jap board that was popularized by the japanese. I'd say they should get to decide what should be considered canon.

[Anonymous No.]

I make up my own rules when it comes to Alice types. Rape is fine and all, but I hate that they ALL are destined to rape, even if they don't do it at first.

For me, Alice's are filled with two ingredients. Custard, and love.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214355
I personally like to take the approach that all Alices are destined to Rape, but there are a lot of Alices that will try to fight or ignore the urges as best they can.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214397
oh wow

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214397
This is new. So does this guy have his own website?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214410
Other uploader:
http://www4.uploader.jp/home/gy/

password:yukkuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214397

Mythbusters disproved this!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214434
Doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214434
Can't get it to work. It says "Thank you" but nothing pops up.

Also, the Rumia story was nice. Short and simple, good job.

[Anonymous No.]

Click "ダウンロード" on the advertisement.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna start editing stuff I've got backed up tomorrow when I take up. For now, have some Remirya. Would be even better with a translation (wink wink, nudge)

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214582
Works great. Thanks for the link, it has some pretty neat shit.

Man, I can't wait for the story Summary Anon said touched him. Though I'm curious whether he's referring to touching like the yukkuri disease one, or touching like exploding yukkuris.

[Anonymous No.]

its a 2ch meme, and the difference does matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214434
I went through the zip that had everything by the marble monochrome artist. Pretty much everything he's done has been translated and edited (mostly things like the frog ones and such are not translated). GJ

Found something that might interest some people who like (or hate) Alice yukkuris.

[None !!7o0ROAg0wXR No.]

>>1214653

Quick Translations.
Title: Yukkuri Fairy Tales[small text at left]
Yunderella[Big text]

1:
There was a place where there lived single Reimu

2:
[Box:] The Reimu was always bullied by the City Sect(laugh) Stepmother and older sisters.
[Left:] You'll get refreshed by the city-sect Alice's tech[nique? Or is 'teku' a slang term for something else?][slurred]
[middle:] NHOOOOOOO!! [THis is the Alice screaming in pleaseure, not Reimu's scream - maybe fix it to something else?]
[Right:] Reimu's cuuuuuute[slurred]
[Bottom:] NOOOOOOOO!! STOP ITTTTTTTTT!! [slurred]

3:
[Box:] One day Reimu was finally raped to death [D:]
[Left:] I put out plenty inside
[Right:] I feel refreshed

4:
[Box:] The stepmother and elder sisters put ash on Reimu's body and threw it away.

END

[Anonymous No.]

>>1214397
1) I dwank choo much wajer!
( tremble x4)
2) I'm doin' weewee!
Refreched!
(up: shudder, down: sound of liquid)
3) BYUBI!!
(right: crack, left: bam)
4) up: twitch x2, down: smolder x4

>>1214610
It's about a guy who finds a chibiyukkuri on his doorstep and decides to keep it, I haven't posted a summary for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1213709
The story was kinda meh. I mean, all the traps were save-or-else now I'm in inescapable death trap. It also got boring fast, because after the second guy we knew there'd be traps everywhere, you need more variation than just the type of trap, like, tease with possibility of escape or offer more choices, some insight into the characters. And, as there was no interaction between people, it could as well be 5 separate stories about bullies falling into traps. Or just one story about a bully falling into a trap,.

Hell, that'd be better because separating the group just because "There are 5 doors, and there's 5 of us, how convenient" is out of character for a group of humans out to destroy everything, especially in a peer-pressure fueled bullying group.

Perhaps if the gang was given some motivations, for example, first sending 2 guys to go around the back to cut off escape routes and then splitting further for some reasons, and then had the time to realize "Holly shiieat! We're being hunted down by yukkiri, WTF", and it might be cool if it wasn't a flawless victory...

/rambling

But the idea of yukkuri fighting back is ok, try doing it better next time.