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[Anonymous No.]

Think of a 2hu. Doesn't need to be the first one that comes to mind, just choose whichever you like.

>Said 2hu is now in your bedroom
>She seems lost and confused
>Naturally, you are now responsible for her
>She can only speak japanese
>Her reactions and attitude toward you depend on the 2hu you chose
What will you do? Will you allow her to secretly live in your bedroom or will you aid her as she adapts to this new, alien society? Or something else entirely?

[Anonymous No.]

This is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12096216
>Think of a 2hu
Ok, what's with the huge spoiler thou-
>Said 2hu is now in your bedroom
ABORT ABORT ABORT! They are best kept at arm lenght.
And by arm i mean Micheal Jordan's arm in Space Jam, times 10e+100

[Anonymous No.]

>>12096216
Do they have their powers? If so, Mokou, and the first thing I do is shoot her in the face a couple times. Need to make me a liver sandwich. After she heals she has a few million years to get over it.

[Anonymous No.]

I try to get Youmu to come in the car with me. If she refuses then I run away. But if she agrees then I go across the river and take her to the international center at the local university. There's probably someone there who speaks Japanese. If not, then we go to the Japanese department. I then leave her there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12096216
Sakuya appears in my bedroom.
In the case she's not killing me instantly, I'll have her sit down on the couch in the living room, and serve her tea and biscuits.
After her subsequent polite scolding regarding my sub-par performance as a maid, we strike a deal: She may stay in my house for as long as she needs to find a way back, and in exchange, she teaches me how to properly serve tea and look good in a dress as a guy.
After she's gone, I live the rest of my life happily, knowing that there's a place I can look forward to.

[Anonymous No.]

What are you supposed to do if she leaves? Do you chase after her? People might call the police if they see you chasing after a girl like that. And you couldn't really explain a good reason for trying to get her back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12096339
Not to mention Touhou clothes would attract a whole lot of attention. At best, people would imagine it was some weird kind of public comedy act.

[Anonymous No.]

Marisa.

I'd just say to her I can send her back to Gensokyo if she taught me some of her magic. I'd just shoot her afterwards, then I'd wear her clothes and live the life I've always wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

If she can find Gensokyo on a map of Japan and survive an altitude of thirty thousand feet, I'll help her wingjack the next flight to Narita. Temperature will not be a problem due to her nature. Oxygen deprivation might be a problem (being ditched in the center of the Pacific might pose a problem) but she's dumb, so how much oxygen can her brain need?

If that doesn't work, I could pack her enough snacks for a week and see if she could find a way to hitch a ride on a Japan-bound cargo ship.

If that still doesn't work, I'll mail ZUN and tell him that I've found one of his daughters and could you please come by and pick her up? Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>Patchouli
I imagine she wouldn't take too long to learn english, and in the meantime I'd try to communicate via gestures and my subpar japanese.

Apart from that, she'd probably be bewildered by the prospect of studying a whole new world worth of information. I'd go and buy some normal looking clothes for her so we could go out to museums and whatnot without any awkwardness. She'd possibly want to get back to Gensokyo eventually, but as long as she, and my capabilities, allowed me, I'd help her study our world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12096394
>Implying you wouldn't eventually bond from all the time you spend together
Also
>Killing Marisa

[Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo No.]

She can speak English. I just pass her off as a European exchange student from the back country.

Or, possibly as a mail order bride. That might be the more believable of the two.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd probably wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, at least speaking the language won't be the problem. I guess in this case she wouldn't mind staying for a while, since she spends most of her time wandering around without real destination anyways, but eventually she'll have to return home. After all, we don't want her sister to worry even more than usually. She would probably treat those few days in real world as an adventure, and I would try to take her to different places as far as my ability goes. In the end, her domain is unpredictability so I can at least ensure that we won't get bored fast. My bedroom is quite tiny but we'll manage somehow. People might treat me like a madman for talking to air, but I don't mind if it's for her. And my flatmates are probably already used to weird behaviour on my part so making dinner for two on a daily basis isn't going to make much of a difference.

[Anonymous No.]

Taishi-sama can take care of herself

Also, I believe western 2hus like Remi, Lunasa, Alice, Medicine, etc can speak english.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12096483
Why would Remilia know English? There are lots of modern Europeans who don't speak English. And she's not even from modern Europe. She left there hundreds of years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

The Captain and I are going sailing.

inb4 Fox News Alert and thousands of people drowned.

[Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo No.]

>>12096490
True aristocrats know many languages, especially the good ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12096511
Like japanese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12096521
>Yumemi

She'd jerry rig a contraption outta random junk and figs and be outta here as fast as she came in and I'd be left alone with my dick in my hands.

Again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12096216
>Reisen

YES
PERFECT PICK

Communication is going to be a problem, but hey, she's telepathic, right? Anyway, I'll gladly house her and make sure the bunny doesn't die of loneliness.

[Anonymous No.]

>Keine

She'd probably stay and be really helpful. I'd ask her for her hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>Cirno
I'd hug the fuck out of her.
Granted, she'd freeze me to death/impale me with a hundred icicles on the spot, but it would be totally worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12096558
Don't faeries get their powers from nature? That seems to imply that she will lose her powers if she is removed from Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12096563
There are plenty of trees where I live. I imagine that'd be enough for ar least one sharp icicle right between the eyes.

I do live in an apartment building though, so I don't know exactly how close the trees would need to be (I live on the 13th floor).

[Anonymous No.]

>Ran
I'd probably start by touching one of her fluffy tails then proceed to assist her adjustment to the new world if Yukari didn't just take her right back

[Catadioptric !TABOOsFSgI No.]

I'm not sure if Flan would want to do little girl stuff like a tea party, destroy me instantly, or play the vidya with me. She'd probably like animu since it's moonspk and she might like the technology since it's rare in Gensokyo.

In any case I'd ramp up my Japanese studies. It probably would only take a couple weeks with a Japanese speaking person living with me to get to a average conversation level.

It'd be really nice if she lived with me and/or slept in my bed. Without crushing me to bits or whatever. But maybe she'd want to leave? I dunno. And feeding her would be pretty easy, as long as her appetite for blood is as dainty as Remi's.

Of course, my endgoal here would be for her to turn me into a vampire.

And/or make her my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12096575
Gensokyo has plenty of technology. Swords are technology. Clothes are technology.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tenshi
...gee, I have no idea what her personality is actually like.

I guess we'd make a lot of drawings together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12096579
No electronic technology though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12096585
>...gee, I have no idea what her personality is actually like.

Masochist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12096592
Then drawing together while she occasionally stabs herself in the eye with the brush?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12096543
You know, if you thought about anything that might make her uncomfortable, she would know. You think you'd be able to manage that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12096600
Not to mention that one wrong move and you'll become batshit insane.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, what a funny prank Yukari.
Entertain her for a while, then ask her to take me to Gensokyo. If she doesn't want that, ask her if she'll visit once in a while.
But I wouldn't mind pretending she's really lost so we can sleep in the same room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12096592
Masochism is not a personality trait. It exists on a level beneath personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12096216
Well, I'm pretty sure she'd be pretty easy to take care of. Even if there's words I don't understand there's translate and I have a dictionary. How hard could handling a cute girl be?

[Anonymous No.]

I'll have a hard time explaining myself as good as I can in broken japanese in hopes of living happily ever after.
Here or gensoukyou doesn't matter as long as she's with me, I'd be too much of a valuable guest in gensoukyou to risk anything anyway.

>>12096572
Grow a bonzai. Though that really sounds like the overused D&Dish setting of an old lecherous wizard keeping dryads captive or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12096585
She's playful, bratty, selfish and confident, to sum it up.
Probably a lot of fun to be around at first, until she gets bored or frustrated at the situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12096401
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12096636
The touhou guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12096632
Also I just realized she's European. She must know some English.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12096600

That's no problem at all, I'll just think about sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12096216
Thanks for giving me a dream, OP. Even though I won't get to live it, it's still a nice feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>wakasagi
Welp, this is really hard mode.
Not only do I have a cute toho in my room.
I have an unidentified creature. If someone gets wind of this, they'll send agents to neutralize me and doctors to test her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12096640
But who is the 2hu being referred to.

[Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo No.]

>>12096600
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12096674
Aw, don't mention it. Glad to hear I could give an Anon some nice feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12096636
Immune to temperature drops and dumb?

There can be only one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12096696
Ah, Baaaa-ka.

[Anonymous No.]

Why isn't this thread deleted? Is janitor asleep or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12097058
This isn't /a/. There are threads that are two days old in this board right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12097058

Why would it be? Isn't this sort of thing exactly what /jp/ was created for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12096402
I feel like Patchouli has a good chance of already speaking English.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12097081
>2 days old thread
>on 4chan
LOL

[Anonymous No.]

I'd build her a tiny house with tiny amenities. I'd take care of her and put up with her pranks. I'd even build a tiny harness for my cat so she could have adventures around the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12097296
I assume that you haven't been around for month old threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12097296
There's a six month old thread on /w/ right now. And there are probably some longer ones on /c/. Even on /jp/ there are month old threads right now.
>>11988002

[Anonymous No.]

>>12097296
Theres a four month old thread on /d/ which I'm perfectly okay with

[Anonymous No.]

can she teach me Japanese so we can communicate

[Anonymous No.]

>>12096216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv6qL_pd1P4

[Anonymous No.]

I'd let her live in my guest bedroom while we communicate with what little Japanese I know and I try to get enough money for a flight to Japan. I could even get my old Japanese teacher to help. I'd be sad if she leaves, though. Maybe she'd thank me one night before she leaves just like in my ero-manga.

[FlAnon-kun !!zdAhqAIuRt+ No.]

>>12097821
Fight for her love, Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

I got Nitori. I'd use a translator and make her do my CS homework.

[Anonymous No.]

This and >>12095124 are the best threads right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12097156
OP is really, really shitty. Isn't quality important?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12097653
>>12097676
>>12097700
Are you true oldfags? Can I have an autograph?