ZUN's making a loli in the real world! https://twitter.com/korindo/status/462186370581032960 Let's all offer him our congratulations.

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Anonymous Fri May 2 08:06:40 2014 No.12088412 [Reply] [Original]

ZUN's making a loli in the real world!

https://twitter.com/korindo/status/462186370581032960

Let's all offer him our congratulations.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 08:11:44 2014 No.12088421 For those who can't translate, Zun is saying that his wife has just started maternity leave.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 08:13:43 2014 No.12088423 It's over. Touhou is finished!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 08:14:36 2014 No.12088424 May be a shota, he didn't specify.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 08:15:11 2014 No.12088425 So the wife experienced the pleasure... Of being..

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 08:16:03 2014 No.12088427 >>12088425 How lewd!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 08:16:09 2014 No.12088428 >>12088412 Can't wait for the porn

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 08:16:53 2014 No.12088430 i wonder if he got NTRed and it's not his baby what if it's a boy, will he name it Reimu nevertheless?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 08:17:04 2014 No.12088431 >>12088425 Let's not jump to conclusions, there are other methods.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 08:17:52 2014 No.12088432 >>12088431 H-Holding hands?!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 08:24:10 2014 No.12088435 File: 151 KB, 620x620, 1335740235678.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder if her name will be Reimu

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 08:24:33 2014 No.12088436 File: 408 KB, 692x750, b54ee8eeb7f78a764f94ad2dec52d5b2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The miracle of life!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 08:26:51 2014 No.12088439 >>12088423 Not necessarily, it could also mean that he'll have an heir to take over Touhou after him and bring its joy to a future generation. Think of it that way.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 08:30:20 2014 No.12088443 BUT WHAT KIND OF HAT WILL THE BABY HAVE?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 08:30:46 2014 No.12088445 >>12088443 A silly hat

Anonymous Fri May 2 08:33:11 2014 No.12088447
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It's Friday and all you lowlife, miserable fucktards are on the jay. I guess it's good because it keeps you buying into my shitty games and that keeps your IQ droping by 10 after circlejerking to the waifus I make. Can you even step outside into daylight in a public place without grazing or having a danmaku battle?

I bet 5 beers you haven't experienced anything sexual - apart from sexually touching yourself to my 2hus. I'm just away to head out to a night club, probably get blown 22 times by my wife. How about you? Post 2hus jack off, post 2hus, jack off, cry, jack off, cry again because your jacking off. Yeah, sounds like a real fucking party. Try not to have all the fun (!)

I'll probably be back about 2am with 3 or 4 beers, have myself a little onigy. Hope you're still here, I'll even show it live on webcam just to make you feel inferior - if that's even achievable. If at all possible, don't jack off to my 11 inch purification rod.

Catch you later, losers.
Image you see is just a little fucking taster.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 08:33:13 2014 No.12088448 I hope the kid learns to take up the family business when great-papa ZUN passes away.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 08:37:25 2014 No.12088457 >>12088447 Omeideto.

Anonymous Fri May 2 08:37:30 2014 No.12088458
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>>12088447
I got better in beating Tenshi's 10-7 in DS. My strategy is solid except the moment when she's back at her initial position. I'll probably beat her in my next 2hu session.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 08:38:19 2014 No.12088459 Being virgin is for losers. -ZUN

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 08:40:43 2014 No.12088464 ITS FINALLY TIME FOR THE TOUHOUS TO BE RELEASED INTO THE MORTAL PLANE AND DESTROY ALL THE IMPURE PEOPLES

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 08:43:17 2014 No.12088466 >>12088447 Congrats on the marriage

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 08:48:41 2014 No.12088471 >>12088466 That's old news though.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 08:52:28 2014 No.12088477 will she be a Stage 6 boss?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 08:55:02 2014 No.12088479 >>12088477 >she Stop right there you fuck fucker stop forcing your goddamn sexist gender on the baby you sick shit. Fucking CSI scum.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 08:57:41 2014 No.12088482 Leave from what what does she do I thought she was chained up because she isn't allowed in public

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 08:58:55 2014 No.12088484 >>12088443 A caul. >>12088448 If the new generation takes up Touhou development, they're bound to outlive all of us. I know I'm selfish, but I don't think I could die happy if I knew there'll be Touhous I'll never see.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 09:00:51 2014 No.12088488 >>12088484 Fuck you I googled that and now I regret it

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 09:10:17 2014 No.12088495 >>12088412 No wonder his characters and music are getting worse. ZUN the James Rolf of /jp/

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 09:10:54 2014 No.12088497 Let's offer him some toys or something else for their child.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 09:12:49 2014 No.12088501 >>12088497 Toys based on Touhou will be a good idea

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 09:23:29 2014 No.12088512 >>12088501 Let's send him a vibrator

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 09:24:09 2014 No.12088513 >>12088495 actually DDC was best 2hu game

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 09:42:18 2014 No.12088536 >>12088512 How about something as mundane as dolls or figures?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 09:43:35 2014 No.12088537 >>12088513 *actually DDC was one of the best 2hu game after IN and SA

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 09:46:00 2014 No.12088542 >>12088537 I really liked UFO

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 09:51:29 2014 No.12088555 File: 327 KB, 442x472, Ran beholds Chen in her swimsuit as if from a great distance with sunglasses.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So by marrying this child (when its all grown up, obviously) you could become ZUN's son-in-law.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 11:56:27 2014 No.12088744 >>12088537 Don't forget PCB, either.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 12:09:15 2014 No.12088762 File: 96 KB, 461x264, bav5_3 copy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Succession is Safe!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 12:32:27 2014 No.12088795 File: 39 KB, 327x322, 1391855198978.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >loli >in the real world Crazy talk, lolis cannot exist outside of fiction. I hope they and their child live happily, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 12:54:41 2014 No.12088849 >>12088555 Unrealistic. But I could try to have my child marry ZUN's kid and be ZUN's brother in law. Now I just need to find someone to breed with.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 13:02:03 2014 No.12088868 >>12088849 >Now I just need to find someone to breed with. Unrealistic.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 13:02:23 2014 No.12088869 File: 8 KB, 180x102, 180px-ZUN_Orval[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12088762 >Bavaria Noice.

Anonymous Fri May 2 13:14:39 2014 No.12088903

Touhou 15: Youkai kidnap his newborn baby so they can transform her into a youkai and use her bloodline to change Gensokyo as they see fit. They will use her to force youkai populations to skyrocket and make them more powerful than ever imagined; enough to conquer all the armies of the real world.
ZUN's own influence is weakening as Gensokyo is acclimating to its new master. He asks for your help to assemble the best team suited to the task.
Are you a bad enough dude to both rescue his daughter and put an end to these meddling youkai's schemes?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 13:20:00 2014 No.12088919 >>12088448 People live too long nowadays. By the time ZUN finally dies his child will be almost 70 years old.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 13:29:17 2014 No.12088942 I bet for either Renko or Yukari. Maribel would be silly

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 13:43:22 2014 No.12088990 >>12088942 Realistically, it won't be 2hu related in any way.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 13:43:57 2014 No.12088995 I wonder if he'll use one of the future 2hu names he had in mind for the next game.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 13:58:43 2014 No.12089034 >>12088990 Someone needs to make sure he's sufficiently drunk while filling the papers.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 14:15:07 2014 No.12089071 File: 46 KB, 339x398, schopenhauer.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >having children Whelp, ZUN is dead to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 14:19:44 2014 No.12089085 >>12089071 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 14:27:14 2014 No.12089101 >>12089085 His internal monologue.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 14:34:21 2014 No.12089106 >>12089034 Do you honestly think he WOULDNT be Drunk at any point in time ever?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 14:34:46 2014 No.12089108 >>12088903 Epic. Great. Awesome.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 14:34:59 2014 No.12089109 He'll make a good father, maybe

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 14:34:59 2014 No.12089110 File: 440 KB, 1280x1024, aya is so freaking thrilled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A little sister!?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 14:37:34 2014 No.12089115 I' cant wait to see those H-works about ZUN's new 3D-2hu

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 14:38:56 2014 No.12089118 >>12089115 That's pretty fucked up man

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 14:46:59 2014 No.12089133 Guys, guys. What if it's a boy?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 14:49:44 2014 No.12089138 >>12088869 Bavaria is shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 14:50:52 2014 No.12089143 File: 169 KB, 800x800, 1397196205995.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12089133 he became in the new king of Gensokyo, he will fuck you're favorite 2hu, and also make his own 2hus to fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 15:03:03 2014 No.12089172 >>12089115 I won't be okay with that. >>12089133 >>12089143 More importantly, what if it's a girl and she restarts Seihou except filled with boys?

Anonymous Fri May 2 15:13:44 2014 No.12089200
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>yfw the son continues the fathers legacy
>yfw when his wife gives birth to a girl, implying that her womb is a reverse portal to Gensokyo.

In any case all is well. Congrats to ZUN!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 15:17:09 2014 No.12089209 Please ZUN, please, name your kid after a Touhou.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 15:19:58 2014 No.12089215 >>12089200 Are you telling me that ZUNs daughters are actually gonna be Touhous

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 15:20:04 2014 No.12089216 Touhou will have dubstep as the unironic music.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 15:21:40 2014 No.12089221 >>12088412 Lol ZUN had sex

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 15:23:31 2014 No.12089222 Does ZUN sex with hat on?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 15:26:32 2014 No.12089233 >>12089222 Always.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 15:27:41 2014 No.12089238 >>12089222 Always

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Fri May 2 15:30:00 2014 No.12089247

I wonder how will they name the child.

And, I really think ZUN having a wife, and a child soon, is going to negatively affect the development of future Touhou games. You know, less time, need to make sure to put the bread on the table, sexy times, gotta raise the child properly...

Good for him, nevertheless.

Anonymous Fri May 2 15:33:19 2014 No.12089257

>>12089247
maybe this will mean educational touhou games
learn the kanji with touhou
learn maths with touhou
learn about sexual education with touhou
learn about the sengoku period with tohou
learn english with touhou
learn to cheat at the exams with touhou
learn how to make touhou with touhou

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 15:36:09 2014 No.12089260 >>12089257 >learn english with touhou this really exists, I learned posting 2hus in /jp/

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 15:37:01 2014 No.12089261 File: 19 KB, 294x199, 1397698378546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12089257 >mfw learning about sexual education with patchy

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 15:39:29 2014 No.12089268 YFW ZUN's child name is Mima

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 15:43:05 2014 No.12089277 >>12089268 Is this the new Mima release. zun exclusive

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 15:43:41 2014 No.12089280 >>12089247 Yeah, 2hu is reclining since 1200 a.c.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 15:44:34 2014 No.12089280,1 What's with all the fucking greentext

Anonymous Fri May 2 15:50:08 2014 No.12089296

>>12089257
>learn the kanji with Youmu!
>learn maths with Youmu!
>learn about sexual education with Sanae!
>learn about the sengoku period with Youmu!
>learn english with Youmu!
>learn to cheat at the exams with Youmu!
>learn how to make touhou with Youmu!

I'm not going to lie, I would find this very exciting.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 15:55:19 2014 No.12089306 >>12089261 WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU QUOTING

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 15:59:18 2014 No.12089318 File: 51 KB, 400x400, wtf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >there will be a REAL 2hu in your lifetime

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:01:56 2014 No.12089324 >>12089257 learn the mythology with Touhou learn about fashion design with Touhou learn about FM Synth with Touhou

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:04:34 2014 No.12089333 Learn about terrorism with touhou Learn about Mexican drugs cartels with touhou Learn about communism with touhou

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:05:38 2014 No.12089333,1 >>12089280,1 You're mom. This thread is fucking cancer, unarchive this shit, warosuko.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:06:29 2014 No.12089338 tfw 25yo kissless virgin

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:07:53 2014 No.12089340 You can't make a loli, holy shit. They aren't real

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:08:48 2014 No.12089345 Learn programming with touhou! Learn 3DCG with touhou!

Anonymous Fri May 2 16:09:17 2014 No.12089348

>>12089257
>>12089324
>>12089333
>learn the kanji with Patchouli
>learn maths with Nitori
>learn about sexual education with Sanae & Youmu
>learn about the sengoku period with Akyu
>learn english with Yukari
>learn to cheat at the exams with Marisa
>learn how to make touhou with Reimu
>learn the mythology with Kaguya
>learn about fashion design with Futo
>learn about FM Synth with Miko
>Learn about terrorism with Cirno
>Learn about Mexican drugs cartels with Komachi
>Learn about communism with Meiling

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:10:40 2014 No.12089351 >>12089348 Can you just stop? it's not even funny. You're just embarrassing yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:11:26 2014 No.12089354 >>12089351 I thought it was funny.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:12:07 2014 No.12089358 >>12089348 >>Learn about Mexican drugs cartels with Komachi Alright, I laughed.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:12:49 2014 No.12089361 >>12089354 It's not. This is borderline MLP-tier humour

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:14:22 2014 No.12089365 >>12089348 nice

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:14:51 2014 No.12089367 File: 661 KB, 600x600, 1366838150233.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12089345 >Learn programming with touhou! Learn pharmacy with Eirin Learn about drugs with Reisen Learn about entropy with Cirno

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:14:58 2014 No.12089368 The stop having fun guy is here.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:15:28 2014 No.12089370 >>12089351 I made it by my own entertainment, just like the god ZUN

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:15:42 2014 No.12089371 >>12089368 yeah, this guy >>12089361 >>12089351

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:15:43 2014 No.12089373 >>12089361 Wow you seem pretty autistic. Who even cares about MLP anymore? You must be a fan since you immediately thought about it when this thread has nothing to do with it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:16:14 2014 No.12089376 stop having fun or im gonna get really really mad

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:16:16 2014 No.12089377 >>12089367 But Cirno defies the laws of thermodynamics

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:17:15 2014 No.12089381 >>12089377 Her knowledge of the laws of thermodynamics allows her to defy them.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:17:21 2014 No.12089382 File: 165 KB, 400x400, cirno-baka-touhou-project.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to fuck a cute /jp/ and make children

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:17:54 2014 No.12089383 >>12089361 Most is stupid, but I kind of thought of the Cirno/terrorism as funny.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:17:59 2014 No.12089384 >>12089373 no, I immediately thought of some kind of autistic cartoon where the characters are mindlessly worshiped and used as inserts for dumb jokes and childish humor

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:18:13 2014 No.12089387 >>12089377 "Know thy self, know thy enemy." - Sun Tzu

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:18:43 2014 No.12089390 >>12089384 >no, I immediately thought of some kind of autistic cartoon where the characters are mindlessly worshiped and used as inserts for dumb jokes and childish humor that sounds like touhou if it were a cartoon

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:22:02 2014 No.12089396 >>12089384 Watch out everyone, we got a badass over here. Maybe we should CAVE him.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:22:16 2014 No.12089399 What does toshiaki say about this?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:22:25 2014 No.12089400 >>12089382 You can't make children with boys!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:24:33 2014 No.12089407 >>12089400 Science will eventually find a way.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:24:43 2014 No.12089408 >>12089381 Cirno has an intuitive grasp of coldness at most. She's born from a prescientific worldview in which coldness is not just the absence of heat. >>12089384 Welcome to western Touhou fandom. It's hard sometimes, but one learns to survive.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:25:31 2014 No.12089411 >>12089407 Such lewd science should be outlawed!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:26:25 2014 No.12089412 >>12089408 Welcome to the Touhou fandom. fixed

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:27:49 2014 No.12089414 Did ZUN fuk a touhou?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:28:39 2014 No.12089416 >>12089414 He wouldn't be so immoral as to fuck his daughters.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:30:56 2014 No.12089420 This thread reminds me of when I was in kindergarten and everyone talked about their favorite power ranger and talked about the pink ranger being a huge slut

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:31:09 2014 No.12089421 >>12089247 If I'm not mistaken, his current wife had a hand in the making of DDC (and maybe TD, but don't quote me on that). Admittedly, we don't know just how much she did for those games.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:32:14 2014 No.12089423 >>12089420 wch super sentai wud u fuk

Anonymous Fri May 2 16:35:32 2014 No.12089433
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Hey Secondaries,

My name is ZUN, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day listening to Cirno's Perfect Math Class. You are everything bad for the fandom. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on tumblr.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was an employee of Taito, and now a successful indie game developer. What game did you program, other than "jack off to naked drawn 2hus"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:38:56 2014 No.12089443 >>12089433 heh

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:40:14 2014 No.12089447 >>12089433 is this a nu-epic meme

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:48:47 2014 No.12089470 >>12089433 this meme is probably older than you are, kid

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:50:39 2014 No.12089476 >>12089470 Please stop bullying me

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 21:14:39 2014 No.12089947 File: 142 KB, 535x353, 1306864144319.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12089268

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 21:16:46 2014 No.12089949 File: 571 KB, 1120x1080, 1367950887718.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh my gosh!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 21:20:13 2014 No.12089952 File: 200 KB, 725x1023, zun008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ZUN's daughter is in the image.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 21:23:32 2014 No.12089956 File: 39 KB, 347x267, 1356460290656.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ZUN HAD SEX！

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 21:42:33 2014 No.12089971 what the FUCK is with all the crossies in this thread

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 21:47:46 2014 No.12089975 I don't think ZUN would name his daughter after a touhou. We are talking about ZUN after all, he's made so many touhous that he is pretty much the master of creative namegiving, so he will have something very special in store for his own child

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 22:37:42 2014 No.12090019 >>12088412 didn't he say once that if he ever had a daughter he'd call her reimu?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 22:38:46 2014 No.12090021 >>12088542 barf.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 23:51:51 2014 No.12090167 >>12089971 Thank you

Anonymous Sat May 3 00:47:22 2014 No.12090275

It'll be a dark day when ZUN's child first discovers the internet. Daddy will no doubt tell him/her of all the cute characters and games he creates, and no doubt he/she will google it and see what the internet has to say about her daddy's work. Please don't let ZUN child discover the lewds, it would be traumatizing.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 00:56:17 2014 No.12090286 >>12090275 He will know better since she'll know the true canon directly from the source. He/She will be to ZUN what Christopher Tokien was to JRR Tolkien.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 01:03:37 2014 No.12090302 >>12090275 About 25% of Touhou doujins are porn. Nearly all of KanColle doujins are porn. Who's going to have a harder time explaining to their kids, again?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 01:05:06 2014 No.12090305 >>12090302 >Nearly all of KanColle doujins are porn. Who's counting?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 01:35:43 2014 No.12090357 Do none of you idiots realise what this means!? ZUN isn't a Virgin anymore! Everything is ruined!

>>	Suigin !fKazami5bE Sat May 3 01:39:24 2014 No.12090361 I hope he names her Mima

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 01:56:21 2014 No.12090394 I'd bet if the baby is a girl, he would name her Reimu.

Anonymous Sat May 3 02:02:55 2014 No.12090406
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>>12090357
>ZUN isn't a Virgin anymore! Everything is ruined!

Who says that he ever was in the time he made Touhou? Maybe he needed the money to pay for all the services Japan has in store for men. You know it yourself. Those shy young men. Those nerds. They are the men with the darkest personalities. Especially if they have a rich fantasy. Where all that enormous amount of money went to, and to which use it had been put, will hopefully remain a secret until the end of the universe.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 02:07:31 2014 No.12090416 >>12090406 I find it more difficult to believe that Zun actually makes money from his games.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 02:08:16 2014 No.12090418 Hopefully he inherits the good taste in music of ZUN, or better yet, that he surpasses ZUN.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 02:13:19 2014 No.12090435 >>12090406 It went to beer.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 02:18:06 2014 No.12090447 >>12090416 not in the games, but those expensive plushies and the fucking Reitaisai helps

Anonymous Sat May 3 02:25:56 2014 No.12090469

>>12090302
>>12090305
I checked mugimugi, which is by no means exhaustive, but should be a good sample.

There are 4658 Kancolle releases in the database, of which 1732 (38%) are porn. Of those, 3361 are doujinshi, of which 1632 (49%) are porn.

In comparison, there are 40223 Touhou releases, of which 8870 (22%) are porn. Of those, 29634 are doujinshi, of which 8371 (28%) are porn.

So while the share of porn in Kancolle doujin releases is bigger than for Touhou, it's below 50% and certainly not "nearly all". That's a category reserved for all the harem anime series that never show anything due to airing on public TV and have fans look for other means to relieve their sexual frustrations acquired by watching it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 02:28:12 2014 No.12090478 >>12090469 I stand corrected, thank you! I'm actually happy for the KanColle fans now.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 03:09:47 2014 No.12090557 File: 35 KB, 640x480, 1359525088922.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12090469

Anonymous Sat May 3 03:31:45 2014 No.12090592

>>12090302
I guess it's true for KanColle developers too, or for any content creator whose stuff becomes really popular. As a content creator, how would they feel if their child's introduction to sex was through fanworks of content they created? How would they explain it to their child? I can only imagine it being incredibly awkward.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 03:35:24 2014 No.12090601 >>12090557 That's exactly right, To-Love Ru has 854 doujin releases in the database, of which 833 (98%) are porn.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 03:40:11 2014 No.12090607 I greatly fear what the next Touhou game would be like if it's a stillbirth.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 03:46:23 2014 No.12090620 >>12090607 That is a scary thought.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 03:52:56 2014 No.12090639 File: 1.05 MB, 1393x2000, vanish_10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12090601 I'm surprised it's not higher.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 05:39:35 2014 No.12090794 >>12088439 or more reealistically, the kid will not want to touch anything that smells of otaku after it reaches teenage years and will distance itself from him if he tries to push it on it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 05:41:31 2014 No.12090796 ZUN will become a ZUN child otaku!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 05:47:09 2014 No.12090806 File: 33 KB, 492x425, Pedobearclose.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 05:53:26 2014 No.12090814 >>12089975 >>12090019 not if his wife is there to stop his nerdy fantasies. she'll insist on naming it some traditional name, and he will cave in as the nerd he is.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 07:31:29 2014 No.12090920 >>12090814 >to stop his nerdy fantasies. reimu is a common name.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 07:33:22 2014 No.12090924 >>12090920 not if you're zun. then it's obvious you were named after a video game character. and once that's obvious, the school bullying starts.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 07:49:49 2014 No.12090942 >>12090924 A friend of mine of mine was cruel enough to name his kids Neo and Corbin (dallas)

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 07:53:56 2014 No.12090945 >>12088412 I was wondering when he'd have kids.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 08:01:13 2014 No.12090956 Marisa

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 08:11:55 2014 No.12090970 >>12088439 Or he could, you know, let people like Kadokawa, Sony, anime studio make anime/official manga/big budget vidya out of it. There's no way they are not interested.

Anonymous Sat May 3 08:57:34 2014 No.12091024

>>12090970
He's already letting people at Kadokawa release his manga.

Don't ask for more. ZUN will never give up the copyright to make a commercial game/anime viable for big companies (and likely would not profit much from it if he did). And they're not interested in working for ZUN instead of the other way around, so it's a stalemate.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 09:39:55 2014 No.12091074 >>12090924 doesn't matter what you think, it's a common name. mario is a common name too (especially in spic-land which is where I live), are you saying if my son is named mario then I'm a nerd because it's also the name of a game character?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 09:51:06 2014 No.12091083 File: 61 KB, 470x315, 110121-dev-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12091074 Shigeru Miyamoto wouldn't name his child Mario.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 09:56:58 2014 No.12091086 File: 82 KB, 761x510, cuthbertwedding.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12091074 Shigeru Miyamoto wouldn't name his child Mario.

Anonymous Sat May 3 10:34:32 2014 No.12091114

>>12091024
This guy is right. ZUN said he doesn't like the generic monstrosities that come out of big production companies. ZUN also said he'll never stop making Touhou either, even if everyone were to lose interest. He said that Touhou is, at heart, something he makes because he can't find games HE likes, so making Touhou is ultimately for his own pleasure.
Touhou won't die anytime soon. What's going on now is just panic among us because his having a kid might slow down his work.
My only problem is that he lets his wife influence Touhou. Ever since he started that ordeal with her, I've noticed a considerable decline in the quality of his music and his games. I really wish he preserved the charisma from his PCB/IN/MoF days.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 10:41:09 2014 No.12091122 >>12091114 DDC was pretty good, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 10:52:51 2014 No.12091138 >>12091086 that's not his daughter.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 11:24:14 2014 No.12091199 >>12091138 The guy who makes the pixeljunk games was so in love with miyamoto that he married his daughter who looks just like him.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 11:42:31 2014 No.12091230 >>12088412 Poor kid will never be able to walk with those feet zun made

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 12:04:08 2014 No.12091271 File: 339 KB, 508x700, f887fbcec78839902f3d85f7e6a76a55[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12090607 Maybe he'd bring Rin back.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 12:50:12 2014 No.12091333 >>12091114 He already knew his wife since IN dude

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 14:12:18 2014 No.12091442 >>12089247 Of course it will, only overly optmistic autists would argue that.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 17:21:05 2014 No.12091808 File: 59 KB, 224x364, 1381916944227.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12090924 If by school bullying you mean intense worshiping >>12088412 .Your face when it's a boy, shota porn.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 18:33:30 2014 No.12091939 >>12091199 But that's not his daughter is what I'm telling you.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 18:37:22 2014 No.12091945 File: 8 KB, 245x279, 1339429914676.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Someone should inform him that bringing people into being is immoral because they cannot consent to existence.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 18:37:53 2014 No.12091947 File: 51 KB, 640x640, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hope ZUNs wife has a miscarriage Or at least the child comes out looking like something ZUN would draw

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 18:39:46 2014 No.12091952 >>12091947 That's a horrible thing to hope for. Shame on you.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 18:44:58 2014 No.12091973 >>12091947 Hey, you're a sick fuck man.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 19:13:13 2014 No.12092023 File: 151 KB, 1366x768, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12091973 I don't think so But thanks for your opinion anon >>12091952 Gomen Gomen

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 20:19:16 2014 No.12092138 >>12090639 Is she urinating?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 20:22:57 2014 No.12092149 File: 187 KB, 514x600, 1389334157969.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12091947 Wow. Holy shit. It takes a lot to offend me, but if you're serious, fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 20:27:03 2014 No.12092156 File: 50 KB, 500x129, iceburn.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12091947 >Or at least the child comes out looking like something ZUN would draw

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 20:30:51 2014 No.12092158 File: 618 KB, 1456x2592, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12092149 don't wanna add insult to injury but Rumia is pretty shit. Pls come back when you have better tastes Thank you very much

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 20:33:53 2014 No.12092165 File: 897 KB, 172x162, 1380381882814.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12092158

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 20:34:19 2014 No.12092169 File: 679 KB, 320x240, tumblr_mn6o0bxrzy1r8tasso1_400.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12091947 True Edge - I left.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 20:50:37 2014 No.12092194 >>12092158 >don't wanna add insult to injury but Rumia is pretty shit. >Pls come back when you have better tastes Says the guy who smokes marlboros

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 20:52:58 2014 No.12092199 File: 61 KB, 406x238, 1397145417145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12092158 >Remilia >Good taste Pick one

>>	Anonymous Sat May 3 20:56:23 2014 No.12092206 >>12092199 Fuck that guy,but I like Remilia.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Sat May 3 20:56:41 2014 No.12092207 File: 923 KB, 1372x962, 41434614_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12092199 What are you implying anon?

Anonymous Sat May 3 21:11:04 2014 No.12092231 [DELETED]

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>>12092199
Hey anon, I know this is sudden but I've always liked you.
Will you go out with me? >///<

>>12092194
B-But anon, I had too choose.
Either buy Derium Blacks and shitty beer or buy Guinness and Marlboros.
Gotta go with Guinness tho.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 4 14:32:53 2014 No.12093846 File: 64 KB, 390x360, seedofzunrainsfromtheskiesimpregnatingallyourwaifus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12089200 does this mean everytime he comes inside, his seed is sprayed across Gensokyos waifus? >pic related yourwaifuwhen

>>	Anonymous Sun May 4 15:11:53 2014 No.12093930 >>12088424 We can make him into a loli, we have the dresses.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 4 17:38:06 2014 No.12094243 Guise pls

>>	Anonymous Sun May 4 17:53:23 2014 No.12094259 >>12091945 >>12091947 I'm not sure which of you is the edgier master

>>	Anonymous Sun May 4 18:05:10 2014 No.12094271 File: 637 KB, 1456x2592, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am creating the next generation of 2hu hats

>>	Anonymous Sun May 4 18:33:13 2014 No.12094319 >>12091947 I hate to give you attention, but I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy, let alone ZUN.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 28 10:53:43 2014 No.12094319,1 >>12090361 holy shit it's suigin

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 11 06:28:22 2014 No.12094319,2 >>12091947 where can I get this image fullsize

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