It's uh, yours, anon!

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Anonymous Thu May 1 05:50:06 2014 No.12085570 [Reply] [Original]

It's uh, yours, anon!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 05:51:38 2014 No.12085574 But I've never had sex before.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 05:52:14 2014 No.12085576 Is this a good way to get a loli gf?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 05:52:30 2014 No.12085577 >>12085574 She stole one of your bottles of cum.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 05:53:06 2014 No.12085578 why people have to make a younger clone of someone with the exact same accessoires and dress just to imply it's some kind of child

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 05:54:11 2014 No.12085580 >>12085577 I don't have bottles of cum, I wash my hands with soap after I masturbate.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 05:58:00 2014 No.12085584 >>12085577 does Sanae rob sperm banks?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 05:58:44 2014 No.12085585 >>12085578 Because the artist can't appeal to everyone's idea of what the kid would look like if they self inserted and assumed the viewer was the father

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 06:00:02 2014 No.12085587 >>12085578 Would you rather have your daughter look like your fat disgusting self than your cute waifu?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 06:01:15 2014 No.12085591 >>12085585 make it ugly, dressed up as a drag-queen

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 06:01:54 2014 No.12085593 File: 460 KB, 999x1000, 1394318485352.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12085587 >waifu

Anonymous Thu May 1 06:36:22 2014 No.12085652

I wish a Touhou would show up on my door telling me that I'm the father of their child and whisk me off to Gensokyo to live happily as a family. My life is terrible right now.

I wanna make cute lunches for my daughter and walk her to the school where Keine is greeting all the children. We'd make small talk then I would leave to do my duties as a house husband while my wife is out taking part in touhou game plots.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 06:41:08 2014 No.12085664 >>12085593 中國幹出來的！

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 06:44:33 2014 No.12085668 >>12085570 So I can do whatever I want with her, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 06:50:01 2014 No.12085673 File: 151 KB, 850x680, 33d32bd3a1fb2a724331c6aadad2f4de.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How am I supposed to decide between the mother and the daughter?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 06:51:49 2014 No.12085679 File: 1.73 MB, 2000x1600, 4e7955d37a07a35734fd90fe614a8580.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12085673 Marry Sanae and make a whole family with her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 06:53:57 2014 No.12085680 >>12075911 >>12027121 That is enough Sanae threads.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 06:54:13 2014 No.12085681 File: 620 KB, 780x900, e52ebe699cebff65e7e0f804a802f178.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Loli Sanae is best Sanae. Imagine upbringing her in whatever way you want.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 06:56:24 2014 No.12085684 File: 779 KB, 1767x2500, 818e8ab2b5ac36ef7b6ff79a526d7a3c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If Sanae is descendant of Suwako, it should be possible that our child would look like her, rite?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 06:57:50 2014 No.12085685 >>12085570 What the FUUuuuUUuuuUUUuuUUUuuuUUuu?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 06:58:57 2014 No.12085687 File: 145 KB, 512x512, 6924e61e03f67d7117083dc9e37943e0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12085684 I'd rather have a Kanako, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 07:01:13 2014 No.12085691 >>12085570 bullshit just because I never sleep with sluts now go find the 700 other guys that might be the child's faather

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 07:03:20 2014 No.12085697 File: 548 KB, 913x1100, d62da57d72087273cf46075014a04925.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anon-san, I had a nightmare...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 07:06:32 2014 No.12085702 >>12085697 That you were the bastardchild of a slut who constantly oozes cum out of every orifice?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 07:06:34 2014 No.12085703 File: 755 KB, 640x480, moriyasteps.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12085687 kaneko pls would you perform the moriya steps every morning with your family as a tradition?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 07:15:56 2014 No.12085715 >>12085703 The Moriya step is fucking mesmerizing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 07:41:28 2014 No.12085783 Hot mother daughter threesome!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 08:43:44 2014 No.12085902 If Sanae ruined her body by having kids, how will the Moriya shrine get faith now?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 09:16:53 2014 No.12085946 Who did suwako have children with

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 09:27:46 2014 No.12085963 >>12085946 Kanako

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 09:39:05 2014 No.12085971 >>12085963 Which one is the mother? Which one is the father? Is Kanako the mommy? Suwako is rarely ever seen as a mommy... nobody calls her that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 09:39:19 2014 No.12085973 >>12085570 But I've never had sex, much less had sex with Sanae. Or is Sanae just such a bad parent that she's abandoning her kid with me?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 09:48:24 2014 No.12085980 >>12085971 >Which one is the mother? Which one is the father? Check your privilege!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 09:56:07 2014 No.12085992 >>12085980 Who should I call mommy then?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 09:58:09 2014 No.12085995 >>12085992 die cis scum

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 10:11:12 2014 No.12086019 >>12085995 Don't bully my traditional sense of family.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 11:32:24 2014 No.12086215 >>12085570 [x] Take responsibility [x] Take responsibility [ ] I am a cock sucking fiend

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 12:09:04 2014 No.12086301 >>12086215 be honest

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 12:15:24 2014 No.12086312 >>12085652 Thanks for making me depressed...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 12:37:42 2014 No.12086355 File: 15 KB, 176x173, yes and.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12085570 >Oh and she's actually a boy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 12:42:01 2014 No.12086363 >>12085570 wait, so you're giving me your unfinished clone?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 12:51:42 2014 No.12086381 >>12085587 I was really cute when I was a kid, so I would want my daughter to look like a female version of me as a kid.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 12:58:30 2014 No.12086391 >>12085680 There can never be enough Sanae threads. I'm going to make another Sanae thread right now

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 13:08:58 2014 No.12086406 >>12085652 >while my wife is out taking part in touhou game plots. So she sits around and gets drunk? Or causes mischief? I think you need to file for a divorce, anon.

Anonymous Thu May 1 15:03:06 2014 No.12086707

>>12085652
My wish is that a Touhou would show up on my door (most likely Yukari) telling me that I'm supposed to go to Gensokyo and become the next Stage 5 boss and eventual playable character.

Then I become a 2hu, get my ZUN hat or hair accessory and have fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 15:16:45 2014 No.12086734 You can't force a kid on me without letting me experience sex. That's too much. Plus, you're not my favorite touhou.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 15:26:28 2014 No.12086762 sanae_presents_you_with_a_child_bride.sps

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 05:30:27 2014 No.12088219 But I can't produce sperm...

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 11:27:48 2014 No.12088687 File: 871 KB, 900x1750, 1377341471256.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does this mean I can force Sanae into a shotgun wedding? If so then, I do!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 11:29:09 2014 No.12088691 >>12088687 What a slutty dress.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 11:33:48 2014 No.12088699 >>12088691 All the better for her to fuck you in public, my dear.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 11:35:51 2014 No.12088704 >>12085673 Why not both? Mother tutoring her daughter in ways of pleasing men is best fetish.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 11:45:37 2014 No.12088721 >>12085570 Why do you call her "it"?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 12:07:15 2014 No.12088757 QUALITY THREAD

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 12:08:50 2014 No.12088761 Do I have to pay back child support? If I do, I'm skipping town like a black man.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 12:27:40 2014 No.12088789 >>12088721 How do you call a futanari? A her or a him?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 12:54:50 2014 No.12088850 >>12085570 Can I fuck my daughter now?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 12:59:50 2014 No.12088864 >>12088789 Xir, learn your pronouns CIS scum.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 14:35:16 2014 No.12089112 >>12085570 I wonder if Sanae really knows who is the father of her girl...well, at least she is not black

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 14:51:24 2014 No.12089145 >>12085570 That can't be that thing is white.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 15:00:53 2014 No.12089164 File: 218 KB, 850x1119, 1366332759010.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12088721 So that your child can either be a boy or a girl, it's ambiguous and leaves it to your interpretation of the ideal family to have with Sanae.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 15:11:51 2014 No.12089194 File: 317 KB, 666x940, 1395113915300.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12089164 >Family with Sanae enjoy your NTR

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:23:32 2014 No.12089404 Sanae is the prettiest girl in Touhou fanon.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:35:14 2014 No.12089432 >>12089145 Sanae's genes are (thankfully) much, much stronger than yours. Also, magic.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 16:45:16 2014 No.12089460 I want to impregnate Sanae and leave her alone

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 17:06:41 2014 No.12089511 >>12089194 Joke is on you that is exactly what I wanted

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 17:08:45 2014 No.12089516 >>12089404 Fanon matters not one cent. Kaguya is canonically the most beautiful Touhou.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 17:48:55 2014 No.12089580 >>12089516 Kaguya pls go

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 18:03:39 2014 No.12089606 >>12089516 It matters here on /jp/, one big fanon dispenser.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 18:19:17 2014 No.12089628 >>12089516 Yuyuko*

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 18:25:21 2014 No.12089637 >>12089628 Sanae*

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 18:27:17 2014 No.12089641 >>12089637 he say beautiful not slutty

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 18:29:29 2014 No.12089646 File: 74 KB, 437x300, 0005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12089641 that's why i said Sanae not sakuslut :)

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 18:35:09 2014 No.12089661 File: 696 KB, 1000x882, 1398509976196.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12089646 Sanae is not beautiful anyway, but instead Yakumo-sama is truly a cutie

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 18:44:49 2014 No.12089691 File: 319 KB, 480x270, 1385063026779.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Green eyes and hair That ain't my kid

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 19:19:30 2014 No.12089751 File: 302 KB, 850x638, twretertwre.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 19:45:27 2014 No.12089810 >>12089751 her eyes looks weird

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 19:51:17 2014 No.12089826 >>12089810 That's because I'm a lazy asshole.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 2 19:55:11 2014 No.12089834 >>12088864 Actually you'd use they when talking about a person you don't know about.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 4 11:09:39 2014 No.12093393 >>12085664 >幹出來的 That's not how it works. Try 死一邊去, it's pretty much what you meant, but without sounding stupid.

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