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If Sakuya were to fill a cup with her special lewd brew, would you drink it and ask for more?

>> No.12069215

Only if it's her semen.

>> No.12069220
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Yes

>> No.12069222

>>12069215

That's not how girls work Anon...

>> No.12069229
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I'd drink any body fluid coming from Sakuya-san.

>> No.12069233

>>12069229
Me too (but not piss or excrement, that's just gross)

>> No.12069247
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So are Yumeko and her demons or what

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>>12069233
Are you sure?

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>>12069233
How weak!

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>>12069233

How can you say you like her then? That's the same as saying you wouldn't kiss her feet.

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>>12069233
How can you claim that you love her, but you won't drink a big cup of her warm pee, and wouldn't let her spit in your mouth, nor would you make tea out of her used panties and socks!?

Unfaithful.

>> No.12069272
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12069272

I had a really romantic dream involving Sakuya last night. I guess it's meant to be~

>> No.12069291
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Girl is now relaxing

>> No.12069565

>>12069291
How can you relax in such a painful chair

>> No.12069646

Yeah, of course. No questions asked.

>> No.12069664

>>12069291
While I stare at her feet

>> No.12069682
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>> No.12069698

I want to fold her socks!

>> No.12069705

I want to humiliate Sakuya using her nudity

>> No.12069708
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Good morning, my love.

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>>12069272
Funny coincidence. I had a really romantic dream involving me being Sakuya last night.

>> No.12069711

>>12069698
Eh? You would really touch a girl's socks?

>> No.12069712

>>12069565
When you spend all day walking and cleaning, even the worst of chairs feels like heaven.

>> No.12069720
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>>12069708
Sakuya loves you!

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>>12069709
Did you confess to a tall guy after hiking to the summit of a mountain?

>>12069720
Yes, she does!

>> No.12069735

>Piss

No

>Blood

No

>Shit

No

>Pussy juice

No

>Period

No

>Breast milk

Okay. That one's open.

>Sweat

No

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>>12069725
Y-yes.

>> No.12069739

>>12069735
No pussy juice? I'd love to strip Sakuya, throw her out in public, and then drink the embarrassment-juice that she squirts out...

>> No.12069740
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>>12069738
D-Do you remember when I took you to the penetration station?!

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>>12069740
Sadly, that's when the memories get kinda fuzzy.

>> No.12069744

>>12069739
Okay. That one's open too. How can I resist something like that?

>> No.12069745
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>>12069743
See you in my dreams~

>> No.12069746
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>>12069735
How can you love her if you can't at the very least drink her blood?
Especially after she prepared her heart for it. Turning her down should be a crime.

>> No.12069751

>>12069735
[X] Piss
[ ] Blood
[ ] Shit
[X] Pussy juice
[ ] Period
[X] Breast milk
[X] Sweat

>> No.12069756

>>12069744
And then she finally makes her way back inside, covering her privates with her hands and staring at you with a look of humiliation and scorn. Her face is bright red and she is tearing up.

Would you drink Sakuya's tears? I would.

>> No.12069763

>>12069746
I'm not a vampire.

>>12069756
Missed that one. Think I would.

>> No.12069911 [DELETED] 

>>12069735
[X] Piss
[X] Blood
[ ] Shit (I don't like poopoo.)
[X] Pussy Juice
[X] Period
[X] Breast Milk
[X] Sweat

Step up anon.

>> No.12069920

>>12069911
this guy gets it, thank you anon, i love you.

>> No.12069927
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>>12069911
That's pretty much how I feel too.

>> No.12069938

I want to smell Sakuya's elegant and perfect farts

>> No.12069942

>>12069927
I hear periods are chunky.

>> No.12069960
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yes

>> No.12069977
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>>12069960
Ugh, not on the fine china.

>> No.12069978

>>12069977
What kind of pants are those?

>> No.12069982
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>>12069978
I don't think Sakuya is wearing pants there.

>> No.12069988
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>>12069978
It's a skirt.

>> No.12069989

>>12069256
God DAAAAAAAAAMN.

>> No.12069996 [DELETED] 

>>12069920
I love you too, baby. :^)

>> No.12069998

>>12069735
[X] Piss
[X] Blood
[ ] Shit
[X] Pussy Juice
[ ] Period
[X] Breast Milk
[ ] Sweat

>> No.12070016

>>12069735
i agree, milk is the only answer.

>> No.12070115

>>12069735
[ ] Piss
[X] Blood
[ ] Shit
[ ] Pussy Juice
[ ] Period
[X] Breast Milk
[ ] Sweat
[X] Saliva

Sakuya is one of the worser.

>> No.12070133

>>12069998
What do you have against sweat?

>> No.12070175 [DELETED] 

[ ] Piss
[ ] Blood
[ ] Shit
[X] Pussy Juice
[ ] Period
[X] Breast Milk
[X] Sweat*
[ ] Saliva

*I would drink the sweat from her forehead and armpits, but I'm not sure about her feet. I'd definitely lick some, but drink a large amount? Not sure...

>> No.12070186

I thought pussy juice was a myth fabricated by porn.

>> No.12070190

[X] Piss
[X] Blood
[ ] Shit
[X] Pussy Juice
[ ] Period
[X] Breast Milk
[ ] Sweat
[X] Saliva

Would prefer it from the source instead of in a cup regardless of which, though.

>> No.12070192

Does Remi get to drink her blood?

>> No.12070202

>>12070186
nope
they have a natural lubricant

also
[] Piss
[] Blood
[] Shit
[X] Pussy Juice
[] Period
[X] Breast Milk
[] Sweat
[] Saliva

Sweat and saliva I would probably drink, but not ask for more

>> No.12070209

[ ] Piss
[X] Blood
[ ] Shit
[X] Pussy juice
[ ] Period
[X] Breast milk
[X] Sweat
[X] Tears
[X] Saliva
[ ] Vomit

I'm not fond of ejecta. Not to mention it's just unhealthy.
Sweat is different, it's not ejecta to remove mass but to enable a coolant system.

>> No.12070235

[ ] Piss
[ ] Blood
[ ] Shit
[ ] Pussy Juice
[ ] Period
[X] Breast Milk
[ ] Sweat
[X] Saliva

I'm sure none of you would know..
..but pussy juice ain't tasty..

Boy I'm vanilla.

>> No.12070265

Perfect and elegant maids don't pee

>> No.12070271
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Which tea would you accept from Sakuya?

[X] Green
[X] Black
[X] Milk
[X] Oolong
[X] Breast Milk
[X] Herbal
[X] Yellow
[X] White

>> No.12070273

>>12070265


everything from sakuya is pure, even her turds are like white roses

>> No.12070276

>>12070271
Sakuya is incapable of making bad tea. Anybody who would refuse any kind of tea from her is an idiot.

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>>12070271
I'd accept anything Sakuya gives me. Even a thorough beating.
Aaah, I want to be abused by Sakuya.

>> No.12070280 [DELETED] 

>>12070271
Hot tea with a shot of fresh Sakuya breast milk, and watching her try to do it while not exposing her breast to you!

>> No.12070287 [DELETED] 

>>12070273
Statements like these prove thst Saku still has the worst fanbase.

>> No.12070296

>>12070235
I don't think drinking her blood would be all that bad; I'd vastly prefer it over drinking her pussy juice or waste.

>> No.12070300 [DELETED] 

>>12070279
But it would be cute if you turned down something she made for you, or told her it tasted like crap. Then you could watch her try to hold back tears before running away bawling!

>> No.12070314 [DELETED] 

>>12070296
You would seriously not enjoy making Sakuya horny, and then drinking the 'gina juice that you just helped produce?

>> No.12070317
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>>12070300
That does sound very tempting, but I don't think I could be mean to Sakuya even as a joke.

>> No.12070325
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Should I buy it?

http://www.hobbyheart.com/touhou-project-dakimakura-hugging-body-pillow-cover-p-2005.html#.U1siRPldW99

>> No.12070911

>>12070192
Feeds on her all the time.

>> No.12070941
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>>12070271
What about a coffee?

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>>12070271
All at once.

>> No.12071044

>>12070941
What's the original doujinshi?

>> No.12071106

>>12069735
agreed

>> No.12071161
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>>12069708
That would literally be the best way to wake up.

>> No.12071196

If I drink her tea, am I cheating on my favorite touhou? I don't want to do that.

>> No.12072221
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>>12071161
I fully agree.

>> No.12073539 [DELETED] 

>>12071196
Drinking tea made by Sakuya is like slipping your fully-stretched rod into her gooey hole. So, yes.

>> No.12073603

>>12069256
Not him but damn. If it was her foot sweat I'd happily ask for more.

>> No.12073608

>>12069260
Translate it nerds.

>> No.12073771

>>12073539

Oh. That's bad.

>> No.12073933
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ITT:

>> No.12073940

>>12069735
what about synovial fluid?

>> No.12073949

>>12069911
Anything but da poopoo

>> No.12073955

>>12071044
Bombergrape
"I'm surrounded by bitches!"

>> No.12073965
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>>12073955
Link, please. I'm not seeing it on ExHentai.

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>>12073965
http://exhentai.org/g/527710/db6ee34fe8/

>> No.12076717

>>12069735
literally anything EXEPT shit

>> No.12076728

>>12075431
Such shameful behavior warrants punishment. Lower her in.

>> No.12077703

Sakuya looks so huggable.

I want to hug Sakuya.

>> No.12077725

[X] Piss
[X] Blood
[ ] Shit
[X] Pussy juice
[ ] Period
[X] Breast milk
[X] Sweat
[X] Tears
[X] Saliva
[ ] Vomit

Any other answer is just wrong. And you know it.

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>>12077725
Exactly right.

>> No.12077766
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Which Sakuya doujinshi is your favourite? I masturbated to one today!

>> No.12077791

>>12077725
>No period.

Why?

>> No.12077827 [DELETED] 

>>12077791
It's gross! Those little clots and whatnot

Might as well have blow her nose into your tea if that's the kind of texture you want

>> No.12077846

>>12077827
I would drink that tea, But since my fetish are periods i don't find it disgusting at all.

>> No.12078229

>>12070941
Any of the linked doujinshi did not have that page.

>> No.12078238

>>12073608
"Sorry, very sorry. Please give undershoes"
"What."
*inaudible*
"This guy kowa"

>> No.12079795

>>12078229
Yeah, what's the deal.

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>>12070941
original here
it won't help

>> No.12079893

>>12079888
I swear I've seen that artist's works before but I can't for the life of me remember the name.

>> No.12079902
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>>12079893
jeno?

>> No.12079909

>>12079902
Doesn't really look like it. My first thought was Hiroyuki but on closer inspection that's not it either.

>> No.12079914
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>>12079888
I want to live with Sakuya and adhere to a vegetarian diet.

>> No.12079920
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>>12079909
this guy

>> No.12080138
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Sakuya's face when I confess.

>> No.12080160

>>12080138
I think it would be closer to an expressionless face conveying: "Uhh... what?"

>> No.12080162
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>>12080160
I'm fine with this. Either expression would be good. So long as she acknowledges my existence.

>> No.12080165

>>12080162
Okay, as long as you're fine with it; that's all that matters.

>> No.12080175
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>>12080165
I'm glad I have your blessing.

>> No.12080177

>>12080162
Awe. That snaggletooth is adorable. She looks so happy, too.

>> No.12081648
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>>12080177
You seem worthy of her love.

>> No.12081971

>>12081648
Really?

>> No.12081977
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>>12081971
Yes.

>> No.12081984

>>12081977
Why is that?

>> No.12082000
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>>12081984
Because you complimented a cute aspect of her appearance, instead of calling her "Sakuslut" or some other horrible name. Also, you noticed and appreciated the happy expression on her face. This is the true mark of a Sakuya fan, and it can not go unnoticed.

>> No.12082022

>>12082000
Flandre is my waifu, but I do indeed love Sakuya. I suppose I am a "true Sakuya fan" after all.

>> No.12082033
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>>12082022
Flandre is a very cute girl. I wish you the best.

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>>12082033
And you with pure Sakuya.

>> No.12082043
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>>12082000
Not him, but I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one here that thinks Sakuya is a beautiful and pure girl.
Usually it's just "Sakuslut this, Sakuslut that" and it kinda annoys me.

>> No.12082048 [DELETED] 

>>12082043
Thank God someone shares your unique viewpoint!

>> No.12082050
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>>12082048
Gear down, big rig! Unless of course you weren't being sarcastic.

>>12082043
I'm glad you appreciate her fragile beauty. I recently found out that Sakuya is between the ages of 17 and 20! This please me, as I thought she was in her late twenties or thirties.

>> No.12082053

>>12082050
Sorry, I meant she's between the ages of 10 and 20.

>> No.12082067

>>12082050
She's like 14 I've always thought.

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>>12082050
I like to imagine her as 19-20, mainly because it's closer to my age and since I want to be Sakuya I would prefer to be somewhere around my actual age.

>> No.12082091

>>12082077
Why do you want to be Sakuya?

>> No.12082101
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>>12082091
Because as much as I absolutely love her, I really want to serve Remilia for the rest of my life as a perfect elegant maid.

>> No.12082111

>>12082101
Are you a girl?

>> No.12082118
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>>12082111
No, which is yet another reason why I want to be Sakuya.

>> No.12082122

>>12082118
Why not serve Remilia Ojou-sama as a male alongside Sakuya?

>> No.12082128

>>12082122
It doesn't seem as fun, and I can't be a perfect elegant maid that way.

>> No.12082134

>>12082128
Wouldn't you rather date a perfect elegant maid? She could probably teach you.

>> No.12082138

>>12082134
Well I wouldn't mind being a maid working under Sakuya but I'd still prefer to be a girl in that case.
It'd be more interesting at least.

>> No.12082149

>>12082138
Why do people on /jp/ want to be girls?

>> No.12082168

>>12082149
I dunno about everyone else but it'd be an interesting change of pace, at the very least.

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>>12082149
So we can look good in frilly dresses.

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>>12082168
I'd try it for a day. I'm pretty sure that'd be enough.
>>12082170
And boys can't look good in frilly dresses? Just wear one with Sakuya, or if you'd rather, let Sakuya be a dom and force you to wear one.

>> No.12082183

>>12082179
Not unless they hide every shred of manliness.

Which is easily done by not being a man.

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>>12082179
If my choice is either just a day or permanently, then I'd go for permanently.
If I could have a day or a week or something, with the possibility to make it permanent, I'd test it out first.

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A lovely girl!

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>>12082050
Fragile? Feh. Whatever Sakuya is on the outside, she's got a core of solid steel.

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The purrfect pet!

>> No.12084653

>>12084587
"にゃあん"

>> No.12084690

I want to taste sakuya legs, hopefully well seasoned and with the hairs removed, of course.

>> No.12084761
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>>12084690
Are you a cannibal?

>> No.12085300
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Sakuya told me that she was listening to Puffyshoes before our date! What an energetic girl.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NeZzJ4RC48

>> No.12085468

>>12085300
You date Sakuya?

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>>12085468
Yup. We frequently go hiking together, and we're planning a camping trip! Tasting Sakuya's tea at the summit of a mountain is one of life's greatest pleasures--made even greater by her warm body pressed up against mine. She really is everything I could ever ask for.

>> No.12085487

>>12085481
Must be nice. If only.

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>>12085487
Don't worry, Anon. Gensokyo is full of single women! If you like, I could try to set-up a double date. Would you be interested in having dinner with Patchouli?

>> No.12085492

>>12085491
Y-yes?

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>>12085492
I'm glad to hear that, and I bet she will be too. How should I describe you to Patchouli? Or would you like it to be a surprise?

>> No.12085498

>>12085493
What if I'm in love with one of her close acquaintances?

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>>12085498
Well, I could just ask them instead.

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>>12085504
Yes, please.

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>>12085505
Is it Flandre? Oh, and are you already in Gensokyo?

>> No.12085507

>>12085506
Why of course! As for Gensokyo, how about you get Sakuya to teleport me? How'd you get in?

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>>12085507
I got in by following a chart I saw on /jp/. It wasn't so bad, because I was really depressed IRL! Being in Gensokyo is simply magical. I NEET it up every day! If you don't want to follow the chart, I could ask Sakuya to teleport you in. I never had that option available to me. The only downside is that it will take a week or so before you're able to appear in Gensokyo. So if you don't mind waiting, I'll go ahead and ask her!

>> No.12085524

>>12085517
What chart? And sure. Go for it. I'll believe I can meet Flan when I'm actually there?

>> No.12085528

>>12085524
. not ?

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>>12085524
Pic related is the chart I used. Yep, Remilia is fine with you staying at the SDM when you get here. There are quite a lot of guest rooms. It's up to you to convince Remilia to let Flandre leave the mansion, but you'll be able to interact with her inside it no problem!

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>>12069977
>>12069988
Mmm, I love Touhouvania Sakuya's look. That outfit looks so crisp and elegent.

>> No.12085536

>>12085529
Umm. Just have Sakuya teleport me. When can I meet my Waifu?

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>>12085536
It will take a week or so.

>> No.12085538

>>12085537
Will I just wake up there? I'll need a map to the SDM

>> No.12085543

>>12085529
Oh right, completely forgot about this.

Thanks for this. I'll be in Gensokyo tonight and take Sakuya away from you.

>> No.12085547

>>12085543
Sakuya loves him though.

>> No.12085549

>>12085547
Women are all the same.

>> No.12085550

>>12085538
Sakuya will be able to teleport you straight into your bedroom. You'll be asleep when you arrive, but you'll wake up within a few minutes. Sakuya wants to go to sleep now, so I'll have to answer the rest of your question tomorrow. Just make sure the thread stays afloat.

>>12085543
I'm sorry, Anon. I don't think your goal is going to work. There are plenty of single girls here, though. Let's do our best.

>> No.12085554

>>12085550
Ok. I'll try. If not you can start your own thread. Goodnight anon. Good night, Sakuya.

>> No.12086328

I just realized, is toe jam a lewd brew?

>> No.12087151

Upon further thought, another question arises. Has Sakuya ever put something lewd in Remilia's drink in a small enough dose that she wouldn't taste it? Either as a joke or on a bad day.

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>>12087151
We may never know~

>> No.12087170 [DELETED] 

>>12087162
Tea with Sakuya!

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Anything for sakuya.

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>>12070325
Think with your dick, anon.

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>>12069708
>73kb
What is this? A wall poster for ants?

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Some lewd to finish it off.

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When do I get to go to Gensokyo?

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>>12087670
Six days from now.

>> No.12087691

>>12087683
The SDM seems big though. What if I get lost?

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>>12087691
Just ask one of the maids for directions. Or stick close to Flan until you get comfortable with the layout.

>> No.12087706

>>12087698
I didn't think she ever left her room. How many maids are there?

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>>12087706
She leaves occasionally. Although, it's more like she sneaks out occasionally. I don't know the exact number of maids, but there are quite a lot.

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>>12087721
Sakuya the cutest.

>> No.12087732

>>12087721
Could we ever go out anywhere nice without scaring the other humans?

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>>12087732
I wouldn't recommend going to human-populated places with Flandre. Who knows what might happen...

>> No.12087753

>>12087746
But I'm human. Am I the one exception? Where else could we go?

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>>12087753
Well, you'll be trained in how to deal with Flan--especially if she seems upset. A run-of-the-mill human might tick her off, and that wouldn't be good... If Remilia is fine with you taking Flandre outside, there are lots of places you could go. I would start by visiting some shrines at night.

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>>12087764
Where do I get a sakuya of my own?

>> No.12087772

>>12087764
Does she have those... days where she's more upset because of biological reasons? How do I not die? And how pretty are the skies at night in Gensokyo? There aren't tons of lights to block the stars.

>> No.12087777

>>12087772
No, she doesn't have those days because Remilia had her interior girly-parts surgically removed so she'd be more docile.She doesn't know.

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>>12087772
Eh, I'm not sure if she has those days. I wonder what that would be like for a vampire... You avoid dying by being very attentive to her needs. If she looks cold you need to cover her with a sweater, if she's thirsty you need to give her a blood box (juice box with blood inside), etc. As long as you pay lots of attention to her and keep her happy, there won't be a problem. Gensokyo is by far the most beautiful place I've ever been, and I used to live in British Colombia.

>> No.12087784

>>12087777
So we could never have sex or kids?
>>12087779
How long does the training take? What if she doesn't like me?

>> No.12087792

[X] Piss
[X] Pussy juice
[X] Breast milk
[X] Tears
[X] Saliva


All of these directly from the source, but with the piss serving it as tea and sipping it together with her in a classy fashion would be even better.

>> No.12087795

>>12087792
no love for toe jam

>> No.12087796

>>12087784
Sex yes, kids no. Everything from the cervix up is gone, but the rest is still functional.

>> No.12087802

>>12087796
I guess we'd have to adopt... It'd be easier than dealing with a child that doesn't know its own strength at least.

>> No.12087894

>>12087779
Also why does she have a knife that big? Seems impractical.

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>>12087784
The training won't take long at all. If she doesn't like you... fighto!

>>12087894
That knife is just for show.

>> No.12087924

>>12087915
I don't want to fight her. I just want to fly around on her and do fun stuff.

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>>12087924
N-No, I meant: "Fighto, Anon! You can win her love!".

>> No.12087929

>>12087928
I want to win her love! But I also don't want to go "kyuu."

>> No.12087981

>>12087928
Hmm, what does she like?

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>>12087981
She likes sweets, milk tea, and meat!

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>>12087986
She can't have any of my meat but I've got plenty of milk to spare and maybe some blood.

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>>12087989
You sound deserving of her affection. She's a little girl with a lot of love to give.

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>>12087991
She may be little but doesn't she have a mature mind?

>> No.12088008

>>12087991
And that makes me happy. I'd love her affection.

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>>12088003
I would describe her as playful!

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>>12088067
Sounds nice! But can she also enjoy a quiet night and cuddle? Remilia must have decent wine if she throws so many parties.

>> No.12088091

I would love to have a party with all of my Toubros and have Sakuya serve them all some lewd beverages

>> No.12088093

>>12088091
Can I choose what it is? I could be allergic.

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>>12088075
I don't know if she's the cuddling type. She certainly looks warm and soft, so I imagine she would enjoy cuddling quite a bit.

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>>12088132
What do I do about her wings when and if I sleep with her? Are they sharp? Do they bend or could I accidentally break them?

>> No.12089010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yGWVpazw6Y

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>>12088162
I've never touched them myself, but they look very strong. I don't think you would have to worry about breaking them. The ends might be sharp.

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>>12089018
I'd have to figure out a way to not stab myself by accident. How does she get comfortable with them always on?

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>>12089030
That's one of my favourite Flan images. I think she might be able to retract her wings into her back, but I've never actually seen her do that.

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>>12089038
>I think she might be able to retract her wings into her back
I could hug her easier!

>> No.12089057

>>12089044
Maybe if I ask her nicely she can do it at night.

>> No.12089064

Cute thread, dudes.

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>>12089044
>>12089057
B-But if you were to hold Flan's soft, small body tight against yours it might induce lewd thoughts and actions!

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>>12089072
I don't move that quickly. Especially with someone pure. That can wait for later! Don't tell me you never hold Sakuya.

>> No.12089090

>>12069735
[X] Piss
[ ] Blood
[X] Shit
[X] Pussy juice
[ ] Period
[X] Breast milk
[X] Sweat

I don't like blood

>> No.12089094

>>12089090
>[X] Piss
>I don't like blood

What if her kidneys fail? You wouldn't turn away her love, would you?

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>>12089089

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>>12089089
Oh I do! Sakuya is a very sxc girl.

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>>12089100
Don't you have lewd thoughts? What's the issue?

>> No.12089148
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How would you take advantage of your unquestioningly loyal servant?

>> No.12089154

>>12089030
>>12088162
The frames of Flan's wings are made of wrought iron, but they have hinges where the joints would be on a wing so she can fold them up.

>> No.12089188

>>12089148
I'd have her make a warm bath so she could relax.
>>12089154
Does she sleep on her stomach then so the wings don't press against her then?

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>>12089230
Maids don't wear panties, didn't you know?

>> No.12089452

>>12089244
That sounds unbecoming of a servant of Remilia.

>> No.12089459 [DELETED] 

>>12089244
Butt-naked Sakuya!

>> No.12089487 [DELETED] 

>>12089188
>I'd have her make a warm bath so she could relax.

Would you watch her bathe?

>> No.12089496

>>12089487
I'd bathe with her if I needed to to conserve warm water. Plus it's easier to wash someone else's back than your own.

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>>12089102
That's what I'm saying. I do hold Sakuya!

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>>12089546
So is it bad if I hold Flan's little body close?

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>>12089566
Not at all! Just be careful not to squeeze too tight. Because if you do, she might let out an audible yelp!

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>>12089574
I thought she was a tough girl!

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>>12089591
In your arms she'll probably melt just like that aisukurīmu!

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>>12089598
So she can be tender as opposed to not knowing her own strength?

>> No.12089620

>>12069209
Not before I asked what's inside it.
Btw, what's inside it?

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>>12089608
Like a soft, scared cat!

>> No.12089631
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>>12089624
I hope she likes me and we can do lots of things!

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>>12089631
What kind of activities would you like to do with her?

>> No.12089642
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>>12089633
Drink wine with guests, play games, go out on picnics, kiss her on the cheek. And on starry nights go out flying. I could hold on to her or ride on her back and we could stare at the sky from the air~

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>>12089642
There aren't normally guests in the SDM, but maybe we can convince Remilia to let us throw a party there! Those activities sound very fun. Flan likes card games.

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>>12089658
Forget the guests then. On holidays we can have the wine, Flandre can have some of my blood, and we can all play Shichi Narabe!

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>>12089680
I don't drink alcohol myself (I get hassled about this all the time), but feel free to drink as much wine as you like! Shichi Narabe looks like a fun time.

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>>12089704
I don't drink either, but it seems like the thing to do.

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>>12089711
G-Getting drunk with some cute girls!

>> No.12090059
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>>12089787
I'd try not to get drunk. 'There's a difference between a drink and drunk.

>> No.12090208
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Five days from now!

>> No.12090252
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>>12090208
I bought a bocce ball set from the general store. I hope you like bocce ball.

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>>12090252
I can try to learn.

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>>12090262
Ganbatte~

>> No.12090593

>>12090584
Can you smoke at the SDM? (nothing illegal. I would never be a bad example to those there.)

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>>12090593

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>>12090593
You can smoke outside of the mansion. Maybe Hong will join you...

>> No.12090605
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>>12090603
Does she like to smoke on breaks?

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>>12090605

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>>12090605
I've never seen her smoking, but she seems like the type. Flan told me to tell you to not save sample images!

>> No.12090617
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>>12090609
She's happy now.

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>>12090613
I try not to!

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>>12090622
I-I'm out of Sakuya images! I'll just have to post Flan, then.

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>>12090628
In 5 days I can help you get Sakuya images!

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>>12090641
Domo!

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>>12090628
>out of Sakuya images

Shameful.

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>>12090646
I have exactly 100 images with just her in it. I only save images that I deem good quality, though. Otherwise it would be a lot more.

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>>12090645
Wouldn't those just be real pictures though?

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>>12090650
Who's taking responsibility here? And yeah, they would be. Candid photos are always nice!

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>>12090653
I would. Also that picture is so great I can't describe it.

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>>12090660
Oyasumi, Anon-kun and Flan-chan~

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>>12090693
Oyasumi, Anon-kun and Sakuya-san~

>> No.12090751

>>12085517
Mind if I tag along? I will come to gently love my waifu.

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>>12090751
Of course you can come. Who is your waifu?

>> No.12091445

>>12090653
Is there any more like this?

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>>12091445
Sorry, I'm not even sure where I got that from.

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>>12091449
I thought of another activity. We could visit the other 2hu's!

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>>12091566
I love that doujinshi.

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>>12091566
>>12091573
This looks like a fun read. Can you recommend any other non-H doujinshis with Sakuya?

>>12091545
Indeed! Who would you like to visit first?

>> No.12091585

>>12091581
I know I've read many but I can't really think of them right now, sorry.

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>>12091581
I'd visit Reimu and give her much needed donations!

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>>12091585
No worries.

>>12091593
That's a good idea. She is a very poor girl. And yet she always has to host parties...

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>>12091581
Well this guys does a lot of fun things with her.
http://exhentai.org/tag/artist%3Anejikirio

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>> No.12091621

what about some light yuri?

http://exhentai.org/s/0adcfc3a57/627734-1

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>>12091605
Then I'd go see Alice or Eirin for wisdom. I might politely ask Flan or Remi to bite me so I could remain young with them.

>> No.12091738

>>12091632
flans socks!

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>>12091738
Mine...

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>>12091607
Please don't post horrifying .gifs.

>>12091632
That's a good idea. I'm sure they wouldn't mind snacking on you!

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>>12091859
Or maybe the elixir? Then I could be out at any time of day.

>> No.12092093

>>12091609
>unfunny gook shit
Typical

>> No.12092094

>>12091859
I was just trying to help...

>> No.12092099

>>12092093
Nice post dude.

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>>12092093
>>12092094
>>12092099
How do I get the elixir, guys?

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>>12092094
I'm sorry for offending you. The .gif was just very unsettling.

>>12092089
Share the elixir with Flan and Remi too!

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>>12092267
But wouldn't that take away their vampirism and powers?

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>>12092291
Huh, I wonder if they would look like ~500-year-old women after taking an elixir like that.

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>>12092336
N-no thank you.

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>>12092339
Yuck! Come to think of it, Sakuya and I should become vampires, as well. I don't want to leave Gensokyo.

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How do I become Sakuya?

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>>12092349
Could I have be a vampire to be eternally young but drink the elixir to negate the reaction to the sun?

>> No.12092387

>>12092371
That's what I was wondering too. The real question is where to obtain this elixir.

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>>12092387

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>>12092387
We can ask Mokou.

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>>12092399
Mokou is one tough customer!

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>>12092406
She's only human. We could just ask. I don't think she'd attack instantly. If she did, she'd regret it. We have Sakuya, after all.

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>>12092416
Yeah, I think she'd be cool with it. We could pay her in tobacco.

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>>12092427
Hopefully she knows the answer.

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>>12092433
Hey, maybe Eirin would know!

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>>12092451
I wanna learn to fly then! Then I could fly with everyone.

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>>12092465
Fun in the air with /jp/! And now I've run out of Sakuya with Remi pics.

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>>12092481
Wait...Mokou is human. How did she learn?

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Four days!

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>>12092495
>>12092530
But will the thread survive?!

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>>12092566
That can't be a requirement! Become a namefag and start another thread when it starts to die!

>> No.12092574

>>12092566
RumiaXFlan!

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>>12092572
>Become a namefag
N-Never! I dislike them very much.

We don't need a thread to be Gensokybros!

>>12092574
They look rowdy!

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>>12092607
Then I still go even if the thread dies? Should I pack?

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>>12092617
Yep! Better start packing!

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>>12092633
What's the most I can bring?

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>>12092641
As much as you can carry and/or attach to your body. You could even get someone to tie things onto your body, so that you can bring them.

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>>12092644
I want lots of cute baby vampires too! I hope she has an open mind.

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>>12092652
Okay, now that would be just too cute.

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>>12092660
We just couldn't be kinky or have to much fun after because of the children seeing. That would be bad if they thought we were hurting each other.

>> No.12092666

>>12092665
too*

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ZA WARUDO

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>>12092671
What? And I think you mean TOKI WA TOMARE!, Sakuya-san.

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>>12092675
well she does use the tarot card.

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>>12092705
Is Sakuya open minded sexually?

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>>12092665
You will make a great parent!

>>12092716
Y-Yes, she is.

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>>12092782
You think Flan would be too?

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>>12092794
I think she would rock your world.

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>>12092801
Even with these?

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>>12092819
I can't handle all of this lewdness right now. Oyasumi~ I hope the thread is still around tomorrow.

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>>12092829
Looks like it still is.

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>>12093304
Yay!

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Did this turn from a Sakuya thread to a general SDM thread?
Because I'm okay with that.

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>>12094577
I ran out of Sakuya images...

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>>12094582
Well, I only have 461 at the moment but I could post a couple before I go to bed.

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>>12094590

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>>12094590
Please do! We have hit bump limit.

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>>12094593
That's it for me tonight. If the thread is still up I could post more tomorrow.

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>>12094561
Now as for the answer to my last question, Anon-kun?

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>>12094594
Oh damn the bump limit was hit? Oh well, one more then for good measure.

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>>12094597
I didn't understand the question.

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>>12094598
This image is incredible. I'm going to make it my wallpaper.

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>>12094600
see
>>12092819
足コキ

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>>12094610
Definitely with those.

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>>12094635
Hooray! She likes 足フェチ!

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>>12094638
S-S-Sex party!

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>>12094653
New thread, Gensokyobro!
>>12094660

>> No.12094812

>>12094596
Sakuya and Anon, be sure to join the new thread!

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>>12070271
how do you get the breast milk with the pads in the way?

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>>12094812
I was the first post in it!

>> No.12095028,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12069220
LMAO

>> No.12095028,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12069220
>>12095028,1
woah, is that who I think it is?!? How long will it take kiggers to find it? :Drive

>> No.12095028,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12095028,2
It's Sakuya

>> No.12095028,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>12095028,3
And she has pretty eyes. They Drive me crazy.

It's amazing but friggers and his jan chimps haven't found over 200 images with josh and "janny a shit" messages in them that I posted around in various imagedump threads.

>> No.12095028,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>12095028,1
Oh, I forgot to report that image.

>> No.12095028,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>12095028,4
Uh, I posted >>12069220. I didn't put any messages in the image, just the filename.

>> No.12095028,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>12095028,4
there's no point unless you point it out afterwards, because otherwise nobody will ever see it

people only ever look at exif data when trying to dox people

>> No.12095028,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>12095028,7
I didn't plant messages in the exif data of the images I edited. Josh and "janny a shite" "steamed" and other such catch-phrases are visible if you open the images and look at the eyes or whatever item the character was holding in the image.

>> No.12095028,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>12095028,7
>people only ever look at exif data when trying to dox people

I check EXIF when I'm curious about any photo because I want to know what kind of camera and/or lens made it, or I want to know what kind of settings were used, or what kind of software was used to edit it.

>> No.12095028,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>12095028,4
May 07 14:15:51 <VCR_Working> >>/jp/thread/S12069209#p12095028_4
May 07 14:15:56 <VCR_Working> i'm like 'and?'
May 07 14:18:20 <Scrubadour> they do it for free
May 07 14:19:12 <Troid> yeah I like the idea of them spending their time putting subliminal anti-janitor messages in images
May 07 14:19:25 <Troid> then they're not spamming or shitting up other threads
May 07 14:21:00 <VCR_Working> besides, once i find the guy all i have to do is
May 07 14:21:03 <VCR_Working> 'delete all'
May 07 14:21:35 <VCR_Working> it's rather trivial compared to them posting actively
May 07 14:23:00 <VCR_Working> oh wait he's posting with his ip
May 07 14:23:06 <VCR_Working> even better i can hit it for evasion

May 07 14:27:36 <VCR_Working> why is this nigga predictable
May 07 14:27:40 <VCR_Working> like seriously

May 07 14:43:25 <VCR_Working> yeah these autists are daft, i'm not even looking for the images, just the niggas' ips
May 07 14:43:43 <VCR_Working> thanks to that guy i know another range to start smacking

>>12095028,8

May 07 14:55:41 <VCR_Working> >I didn't plant messages in the exif data of the images I edited. Josh and "janny a shite" "steamed" and other such catch-phrases are visible if you open the images and look at the eyes or whatever item the character was holding in the image.
May 07 14:55:45 <VCR_Working> this nigga

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holy FUCK

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>>12095028,10

They have asspain

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