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12050372 No.12050372 [Reply] [Original]

Why didn't magic cure Ange's cancer?

>> No.12050379

>>12050372
Because magic isn't real.

>> No.12050746
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12050746

So I'm going through Episode 4 and Rosa starts having another bitch fit.
But then, she had to cross the fucking line.
Why, Sakutaro? He didn't do anything wrong.
Good night, sweet prince ;_;

>> No.12050748

>>12050372
Maybe it's just the dress, but her arms looks disproportionately skinny there.

>> No.12050766

>>12050372

She had a fucking flu idiot, she was even fine by ep8 and as an adult in eps 5-6

>>12050746

Well he could've given Maria more sound advice, I guess he attempted to a few times but later on it really seems he just gave up and tried to spoil Maira instead (which is the last thing she needed)

>> No.12050843
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>Ange's cancer

What?

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>>12050766
Never mind, I just got to the revenge scene
>mfw Maria's faces
She's worse than Eva Beatrice, jeez.

>> No.12051179

>>12050766
>>12050843
Looks like someone needs to read 8 again.

>> No.12052253

Ange's Burger

>> No.12052814

What's the point of showing Ange during 1986 and twelve years later back and forth?

>> No.12052854

Cancer was never confirmed in red. My theory is that she really had AIDS.

>> No.12052865

>>12052854
if thtat's the case then Battler would also have it.

>> No.12052875

>>12052865
He was in a wheelchair and looked extremely small for his age. He should have been big and tall like Kinzo or Krauss, but he had no build I him at all.

Probably AIDS.

Let's see the look on the faggot's face when he tries to claim he got it from a toilet seat in blue and I crush him with the red that that is impossible.

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This is the first time that I've read people talking about cancer and AIDS in Umineko.

>> No.12052955
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>>12050843
"Magic" end of EP8 was basically
>Ange moved on and lived happily ever after as a pedo hermit in the forest
>except she got cancer and died slowly and painfully
It was the one of the few good things in EP8

>> No.12053000

>>12050843
It's a new strain of Clannaids.

>> No.12053201

>>12052955

>>Ange moved on and lived happily ever after as a pedo hermit in the forest
>>except she got cancer and died slowly and painfully

I don't think we have read the same Umineko.

>> No.12053209

>>12050746
What's wrong with him is that how can he be based on a character in CCS when the manga didn't come out until the late 90s?

>> No.12053344

>>12053209
other way around

>> No.12053376

>>12053209
>>12053344
Correction. His name was based on a similar sounding TV anime.

>> No.12053459
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>>12053209
Because someone is a big fan.

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>>12050748
Arms/hands are a bit small on some of the PS3 sprites.

>> No.12053636
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Cosplaying: Jessica does it wrong.

>> No.12053759

>>12053522
Is she doing the Takano breast grab there?

>> No.12055261
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朔太郎復活させたじゃん

>> No.12055494

>>12052875
Speaking of wheelchair Batora, why was he in one in the first place? I thought it was a stroke due to the constant headaches but apparently, it was because he tried to an hero'd. Wut.

>> No.12055956

>>12055494
Is there anything he cant managed to fuck up and spectacularly fail at?

>> No.12056471

>>12055956
Breaking hearts.

>> No.12058148

>>12056471
He failed to break Rudolf's heart.

>> No.12059306
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Beato has a nice rack

>> No.12059342

Which seacat would you have fun with.

>> No.12059345 [DELETED] 

>>12059342
Dlandor and/or Λδ.

>> No.12059349

>>12059342
Dlanor and/or Λδ.

>> No.12059418

>>12059342
I still fantasize about Erika. She's the best lewdest seacat with her duct tape shenanigans and would probably be best to play mind-rape games with.

>> No.12059681

>>12059349
You have good taste.

>> No.12059686
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>>12059306
It gets even bigger.

>> No.12059691

>>12059306
>>12059686
They are fake and you are a homosexual for liking them.

>> No.12059721

>>12059342
Bern
I'd like to bully people with her

I would be too lowly for her though

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>>12059691
What about rabbits?

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When are these bitches gonna fuck off already?
I almost miss being trolled by Beato

>> No.12063330

>>12063326
Not anytime soon. I can't wait for Space Lambda and Space Bern.

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>>12063330
Dat Erika defeat though

>> No.12064473

Lambda > Erika > Bern > Maria > Ange > All of the Goats > Everyone Else > Battler > Evatrice > Ikuntko > Witch Hunt guy > Kumasawa's fatass son > Kyrie's psycho sister > Beatrice

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>>12064473
Your shit taste is not of this world.

>> No.12064943

>>12064718
Go get fucked by Beato's nasty and mutilated cock that couldn't even impress Maria, you disgusting faggot. There are only two truths that surpass both red and gold, and those are:
1 - Lambda is the best.
2 - Beato is the worst.

Deal.
With.
It.

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>>12064943
Wow, take a load of this faggot.

At least Beato is real, not like Lamb dah.

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>>12064943
>Not loving Moetrice

Look at this nerd.

>> No.12065167

>>12065001
wow shes got a big ass

>> No.12065177

>>12065167


hoop skirts anon, was all the rage back when fashion was more about ostentatious aesthetics than making a statement.

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>>12064943
Halfway through episode five here, I'd rather be trolled by Beato than by LD.
The two bitches have taken over, Erika is a total prick, and Beato has become Rei.

I swear, there's nobody else I can trust anymore. Just Battler.

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12067015

What the fuck is <Great Equalizer is the Death!> supposed to mean?

>> No.12067067

>>12067015
Noun
equalizer (plural equalizers)
One who makes equal; a balancer.

Death comes for everyone equally.

>> No.12067079

>>12067067
If they were going to use a definite article they could have thrown it before both nouns.

>> No.12067083

>>12067079
I don't remember the Japanese ever giving a fuck about English grammar rules.

>> No.12067122

>>12067015
What the hell happened to Dlanor. I thought she was a woman? Or at least a young woman. The new sprites make her look retarded.

>> No.12067153

>>12067122
The numerous times she said "I am a KID" didn't tip you off? Not even the bit in her character TIP regarding it?

>> No.12067322

>>12066124
>Halfway through episode five here
> Just Battler.
Kihihihihihi

>> No.12067365

>>12067322
You know it's true, Maria

>> No.12067391

>>12067365
We'll see how much he trusts Batora after he becomes the endless sorcerer.

>> No.12068476

>>12067015
means goofy lookin cunt

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>>12068476
Maybe she has cancer.

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>>12067391
>>12067365
I think the bigger issue here is that (major ep5 spoiler) ep5 is the ONLY episode where Battler's point of view is NOT reliable narration.

>>12059342
Erika. It would more likely be a matter of Erika having fun with me, but I'm fine with that.

>> No.12068993

>>12068760

The hell?

>> No.12069183

>>12068841
>the ONLY episode
Not. Even. Close.

>> No.12069513

>>12068841
>love
Rape is not love.

>> No.12069557

>>12059342
The only seacat in Umineko
is the one who frequents the
sea of fragments.

>> No.12069642

>>12059342
Natsuhi da best

>> No.12069912

>>12069557
Everything and everyone that could possibly be expressed in the Sea is already in the Sea.

You cannot move in the third dimension without changing position in the fifth.

>> No.12073547

Why didn't Agnes just make a imaginary friend of Battler?

>> No.12073930

>>12073547
Because Agnes is already Kinzo's friend.

>> No.12074008

>>12073547
But then how would she wallow in self-pity? How would she be able to make 100% regressions in character development?

>> No.12074051

>>12053522
Next Generation quality graphics.

>> No.12074419

>>12073547
Who the fuck is Agnes?

>> No.12074558

Sometimes when I'm lonely I check to see that nobody's around then I yell "BEEATOORIIIIICHEEEE" at the top of my lungs.

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>>12074558
It's ok, you have come to the right place.

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>>12073547
Mammon is hotter, that's why.

>> No.12075444

>>12074419
Kinzo's wife. Notice that EP6 had Erika fighting for Battler, who wanted Beatrice? That was an allusion for Kinzo and his wife.

If Agnes had just accepted that Kinzo (Battler) was not coming back and filled the hole in her heart, she would have been much happier.

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>> No.12075825

>>12075444
Ah, right. I don't remember people without sprite. Or people than only get mentioned in about 5 lines out of millions.

>> No.12075986

>>12075825
Err... I don't really know how to say this nicely, but... >>>/jp/kinzos+wifes+name+was+never+given.

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>>12075986
Oh.

>>12075444
You tricked me for the last time.

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Finally finished reading. I was paused in the middle of ep 7 for almost a year. Easily the weakest episode. I mean the reveals were pretty huge but the writing was very matter-of-fact about them and the episode also went to insane lengths with mundane scenes. Tea party was good though.

Ep 8 was alright on the whole but it's hard to give any shits about Ange so having it be so Ange-focused was a bit painful. The portion where you got to figure out the culprit was fun but I still think episodes 5 and 6 are the best of Chiru. It's been so long since I read 1-4 that I don't remember how to rank them.

>> No.12076172
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While attending to the family conference late in the evening, Rosa came by the kitchen and mentioned to Gohda that there was going to be a Halloween party for Maria in the chapel the next day. Thinking this was a wonderful idea, Gohda decided to make some special treats for the occasion, but because he was distracted he accidentally reached for the box marked "Tiny FooD Bombs" instead of the sugar. He gace some of the treats to Rosa, who took them to her siblings. They all went to the chapel to check out the party since they'd probably be too tired in the morning, when the tiny food bombs exploded and killed evreryone but Rosa, who wasn't hungry.

Later, Gohda was hanging out and he heard Jessica having an asthma attack. Rushing upstairs he found Kanon with her and reached for her inhaler, but as he swung it over to give it to her she tripped and he accidentally impaled her in the back with it. Kanon assumed he was trying to kill her and they struggled, and Gohda accidentally pushed Kanon out the window. Realizing he was going to get in so much trouble for this, he quietly locked the window, planted a stake in Jessica’s wound, and walked off whistling.

While bored, Gohda decided to show off a new knife trick he learned to Nanjo and Kumasawa. Disaster occurred. Genji suggested they blame Kanon for it so nobody would find out, and dump the bodies somewhere.

Later in the evening, George and Shannon refused to believe Gohda’s claim that he was capable of juggling three Stakes of Purgatory at the same time. Upset, Gohda offered to prove it to them in Natsuhi’s room. Tragically, he was not as proficient as he thought he was.

Genji called Battler upstairs to tell him everything. Battler couldn’t accept this ridiculous scenario, and declared that it was more likely that a witch did it.

>> No.12076176

>>12076168
Poor Bern! And after he promised Lambda that he wouldn't make Bern cry!

>> No.12076187

>>12076176
That scene was Absolutely Satisfying ©.

>> No.12076206

>>12076172
Gohdatrice has been disproven. Mariatrice is the hot new theory.

>>12076176
Battler made no such promise. Lambdadelta promised that she would never forgive him if he made Bern cry.

>>12076187
You're just being vindictive. On the whole, Bern was necessary for the kinda-happy ending to occur.

Besides, someone had to put Beato in her place. Bern survived a hundred in misery, yet Beatrice just kept going on and on and on and on about how awful it was to live without Battler for a few years, refusing to even try to make the best of her situation. I'm glad that at least someone was willing to tell that bunt to shut her mouth.

>> No.12076625

Does Beato ever come back after episode 5?

>> No.12077159

>>12076625
A Beato comes back, but she's basically Battler's furniture and is only does what he likes and acts like the real Beato when he wants her too.

"Oh hey Chick Beatrice, I've decided that you can so your own thing and e your own person from now on because I don't want I be like Kinzo. Now come along and do this love battle that's going to emulate a 1000 years of torture so I can mold you into the person I love!"

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>>12077159
Yeah, I've caught hold of that.
But if the real Beato never comes back then I'll just be disappointed. I hate sad endings like that.
I think the chick and elder are supposed to combine, so I can only hope that that's what happens.
It's funny, I absolutely hated her throughout episode two and the end of three, but now I want her back as much as Battler. Being trolled by her just has a good feeling to it that's hard to explain.

>> No.12077651

>>12076072
That'll teach you not to trust anything written in red.

>> No.12077653

>>12077651
Not to trust anything *not written in red, even. Excuse my dyslexia.

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>>12076206
what, Mariatrice? Nonsense, it was Angetrice, Ange travelled back in time and killed them all.

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>all these bullshit theories
Everybody knows it was Beatrice.

>> No.12078030
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Jessica killed Battler. Pic related.

>> No.12079894

>>12077912
But Rudolftrice is the only theory that explains why Beato knew about the baby switch.

It also fits nicely with Battler's refusing to return to her out of stubbornness.

>> No.12079917
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Ange was the worst thing about Umineko. I fought the urge to skip through all her scenes. She's not even cute. Literally, the worst.

>> No.12079939

>>12079917
But she's the true main character.

>> No.12079976

>>12078030
Battler is already holding the best girl.

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>>12079917
Hey, she lost almost her entire family at the age of six and never even found out why and how. Not the best circumstances to become a "cute" person, don't you think?

>> No.12080297

I'm going through episode six, when are they gonna shut the hell up about love already?
I want some debates, damn it

>> No.12080423

>>12059691
>Fake
probably but it would be hard to fake them with the size they are, pushed up maybe but not fake due to how the dress is

>homosexual

fuck off Yasu has NEVER been confirmed man or woman at best it was herm which would explains it's attraction to not only just Battler and George but also Jessica

>> No.12080479

>>12080423
>fuck off Yasu has NEVER been confirmed man or woman
This is what goats actually believe.

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>>12079917
Wrong. Worst Umineko right here.

>> No.12081196

>>12081103
Fuck her and everything she stands for. Fuck the meta narrative cesspool of pity. Fuck Ryuukisihi. Fuck BT's death. Fuck EP6, 7 and 8. Fuck all that Umineko could have been.

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>>12079917

>Ange was the worst thing about Umineko. I fought the urge to skip through all her scenes. She's not even cute.

>> No.12085143

So, uh...Kanon saved Battler but was nowhere in the room. What happened?

>> No.12085187
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So many words
So many clicks
Make it stop
I can't stop reading. Why can't I stop reading?

>> No.12085188

>>12085143
he was in the closet

>> No.12085203

>>12085143
As the game has been hinting all this time, Kanon doesn't really exist.

>> No.12088606

>>12085203
Battler just thinks he doesn't. What evidence do we have that Battler was any more competent solving Beato's mystery that at anything else he did?

>> No.12088719

>>12085203

Kanon exists. But he doesn't have his own body.

>> No.12088726

Is there anyone else who knows besides me how Beatrice returned at the end of EP8? It would be nice to see a proper answer once in a while.

>> No.12089086

Beato sucks.
Battler and Maria, OTP
I'd like to see the look on that bitch's face when she realizes that her true love left her for her best friend.

>> No.12089465

>>12089086
Maria a cute.

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>>12089086

>I'd like to see the look on that bitch's face when she realizes that her true love left her for her best friend.

What the hell are you talking about?

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Nanjo could have cured her but he died too soon.

>> No.12091376

>>12050372

Because low tier writing.

>> No.12091382

>>12091376
I was so disappointed that that was the true ending. Battler became Bicycle because of his two wheels...

>> No.12092320

>>12081103
Ikuntko is the worst. Is there a single person who actually likes her? Increasing her role was a huge mistake, and I wish BT had been there to hit Ryu in the jaw to knock some sense into him. It also introduced continuity errors: Bern and Lambda are called the most powerful witches in the universe repeatedly by the narration and others, the suddenly Featherine pops out of no where and ... does whatever that shit with lambda was supposed to be.

I don't like it. I don't like her. I don't like Chiru.

>> No.12093191

When they Cry?

Who's they?

>> No.12093197

>>12093191
R07 fans.

>> No.12093307

>>12093191
Mangagamer's translation staff, when they had to translate something more complex than the usual powerpoint porn.

>> No.12093506

>>12093191
The cicadas and/or seagulls.

>> No.12093528

>>12088726
I thought she was already dead by then and it was just an embellishment by Battler to give her a proper farewell. Or maybe she avoided getting shot in the head by Kyrie somehow and just pretended to die ? No idea how that would work

>> No.12093565

>>12088726

Magic?

>> No.12094789

Beatrice never existed.

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She the still the second best Uminekos.

>> No.12094952
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Still the second best Umineko.

>> No.12094959 [DELETED] 

>>12094952
Haha, gigs is in love with a seagull.

>> No.12094981

>>12090788
Wasn't his son a doctor too? Or are his children a disappointment like Kinzo's?*


*except Eva

>> No.12094997

>>12088606
He became a game master, and in order to be a game master you have to know the truth. That's why he could use golden and red truth in whatever episodies he used it.

>> No.12098444

>>12094997
Battler, while pretending to be the amnesiac Toyha, wrote the stories. He could declare anything he liked, who was alive to stop him? Eva? Unlikely that she would.

Besides, it is unlikely that the meta-verse was in his stories.

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Umineko threads are now banned on /a/. Hi, /jp/.

>> No.12099334

>>12099325
Moot's just on his period again. Not like /a/'ll notice anyway.

>> No.12099343

>>12099325
Why? Did they forget that it was also an anime?

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>>12099343
We got these two messages and it was locked.

>> No.12099577

>>12099353
Wow, what a faggot. Might as well be on Wikipedia will all the wannabe lawyers. I hope the Aussie hacker ran up millions of dollars of compute time and moot has to shut the place does.

Feel free to delete this, jannie. It does not contribute to this thread.

>> No.12100831

>>12099343
What are you talking about? Umineko never got an anime.

>> No.12100865

>>12100831
It was all a dream, wasn't it?

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>>12100865
That wasn't no dream, it was a nightmare, ho.

>> No.12103602

Why is Ikuko so young when Ange and Tohya are so old? That's because she is actually Maria. Maria escaped with Batora, then they ran away to be lovers.

Oh, and keep in mind that teenage Ange never really met Ikuko.

>> No.12103739

>>12103602
>She went to Korea to get plastic surgery.

The text is green. Goat's theory cannot be denied.

>> No.12104246

>>12103602
You are aware that they found Maria's jawbone on the island?
She's like the only person who is 100% confirmed to be dead....

>> No.12104497

>>12104246
As if someone with ¥20,000,000,000 could have a fake jaw make from his favorite loli friend so he can spare her life.

>> No.12104904

>>12104246
You know which other character's remains were found and confirmed them 100% to be dead? Takano Miyo's.

>> No.12106008
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>> No.12106021

So how does MARIA feel about Ange stealing Sakutaro and making him just another HariPotato knockoff that's not even popular in its home market of Japan?

>> No.12106039
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It's pretty frustrating how people still believe in the official "explanation".

It was Rosa. Go to youtube, look up knownnomore umineko. It will change your entire perspective on everything. Shkanon just makes no sense at all and Ryu-07 knows it.

And don't give me that "hurr I can't watch it it's too long and I have ADHD" shit. Umineko is longer than War and Peace and you read it.

>> No.12106054

>>12106008
Ange is FAT!

>> No.12106121

>>12100831
>>12100865
>>12102150
The DameDame started producing an anime for it, but unfortunately the guy in charge passed away when he was only on episode 5.

>> No.12106165

Episode 8 is the best episode.

>> No.12106173

>>12106165
get a load of this fuckin' GOAT

>> No.12106177

>>12106173
Only a goat would disagree.

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>>12106173
Release the goat expert of Umineko on him:

>> No.12106922

>>12106177
But we're all goats here so that means everybody?

>> No.12107241

>>12106039

Only hardcore christians believe in the Rosa Culprit Theory

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>>12107241
What? It's the opposite. The fervor the Shkshit theory gets because it's "word of god" reminds me of fundamentalist christians. Rosa theory is a product of free thinking.

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Umineko kinda reminds me of the ITAOTS title song

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>> No.12108439

>>12108407
I thought it was Beatrice from the thumbnail. What more proof do you need?

>> No.12108451

>>12108439
Don't worry, I already knew you were an idiot without having to ask for proof.

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>>12108439
I think if you let Beatrice and Jessica change clothes they would look even more equal than Rosa and BeATRICE:

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The biggest mystery of this whole thing is: Does Ikuko change Battler's diaper?

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>>12106039

>It was Rosa.

Believe it.

>> No.12108911

>>12069912
not everyone is a cat

>> No.12108926

>>12053376
Right, both Higurashi and Umineko call the show Card Master Sakura.

>> No.12108954

>>12050372

Because cancer isn't real.

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All his Rosatrice heresy here...

>> No.12109353

>>12107664

That's the Rosa Theory? Lol

>> No.12109377

>>12050372
Because cancer is magic resistant.

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How come Eva was the only one in the other building surviving? What business did she have there? How did she even know about it? And did Battler leave with the boat before or after the explosion? If before, why did he know about it without telling the others?

>> No.12111432

>>12111252
She solved the epitaph.

>> No.12112457

Kindly reminder that Eva and Hideyoshi murdered people
Kindly reminder that Genji also killed people
http://beatotsundere.tumblr.com/post/85305813131/umineko-no-naku-koro-ni-ep7-requiem-of-the-golden

http://beatotsundere.tumblr.com/post/85306003301/umineko-no-naku-koro-ni-ep7-requiem-of-the-golden

>> No.12113086

>>12112457
tfw "Genji is not a murderer" only applied to episode 1 after all

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>> No.12114782

I stopped reading somewhere during EP 6 and never picked it up again (mostly because I enjoyed all the internet discussions a lot and I missed out on everything from EP6 on), is there a point in finishing it? Or is it as bad as internet makes it sound?

>>12079917
I actually liked her...

>> No.12114821

>>12114782
>is there a point in finishing it? Or is it as bad as internet makes it sound?
It all depends on how much bullshit you're able to tolerate. If you thought EP6 was awful, don't bother with the rest.

On the other hand, EP8 is basically a fandisk for Angefags, so...

>> No.12114831

Everything past episode six is dog shit.

>> No.12114862

>>12114821
I played episode 7 and remember feeling like there wasn't much else I wanted to know after that. It was nice to know kinzo's backstory and have most of the theories confirmed, but otherwise the rest of it seemed just piled on unnecessarily. Then /jp/ went full retard about episode 8 when it was out, which was a year after ep7 I think, so I kind of lost the will to finish it.

Which is too bad, because I was a completely shameless uminekofag up til then. I remember staying up all night to finish EP5 (i think) and subsequently failing one of my college exams because of that, umineko practically sabotaged 2 years of my life in a way, and I never even really finished the story.

>> No.12114886

>>12114862
I really feel for you bro. I got hooked on Umineko during summer of 2009 right before the anime started airing. I blazed through EPs 1-4 right before Comiket and EP5 was my first time participating in a live Umineko HYPE thread. The execution in the rest of Chiru was just terrible and I can't believe I was a hardcore Uminekofag for two years either.

>> No.12115034

>>12114862
>Which is too bad, because I was a completely shameless uminekofag up til then. I remember staying up all night to finish EP5 (i think) and subsequently failing one of my college exams because of that, umineko practically sabotaged 2 years of my life in a way, and I never even really finished the story.
I'm exactly like that.

>>12114821
I never finished EP6, but it wasn't that bad (so far)...

Either way I already decided and started playing after writing that post, hopefully the ending won't completely ruin the game for me.

>> No.12115253

>>12115034
>>12114886
I just read through all of Umineko in 5 days, while all the later episodes are kinda weak I'm glad I finished it.

>> No.12115266

>>12114886
Not surprised Umiunko went to shit after BT death.
R07 is a hack, I bet the real brain behind it was his buttbuddy friend.

>It all depends on how much bullshit you're able to tolerate
I lost it during personality swapping to get out of close room at ep5 or ep6. It was there that I went from hardcore uminekofag to calling it umiunko. Yasu losing his dick and then crossdressing as a huge tits witch is where I lost all hope on R07. I didnt touch higanbana, rose gun days and I swore off everything by 07th expansion.

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>>12114782
Other people might disagree, but I think Umineko was still brilliant all the way through. EP4-5 was the high point, but the rest was still good.

Higanbana, also, is quite different in scope but very enjoyable (I'm rereading Higanbana now).

>> No.12116464

>>12114782
>Or is it as bad as internet makes it sound?
Nothing.
Ever.
Is.
As.
Bad.
As.
The.
Internet.
Makes.
It.
Sound.

>> No.12116481

>>12116464
musashi gundoh

>> No.12116482

>>12116452
Episode 3 is way better than 4 and 5.

>> No.12116507

Why don't you faggots just take Umineko as a whole instead of rating and considering separately each episode? In a story not all chapters are best chapters, nor do they have to for the complete story to be a masterpiece.

At most you should consider different works WTC3 and WTC4.

>> No.12116511

>>12116507
WTC3 is way better than WTC4

>> No.12116681

>>12116482
Well, I would personally disagree.

>> No.12116687

>>12116681
Personally I think you're gayer than Yasu.

>> No.12116692

>>12116687
But Yasu turned himself into a female, so technically she isn't gay

>> No.12116694

>>12116452
EP3 was the high point.

>> No.12116696

>>12116692
Is that what you tell yourself?

>> No.12116711

>>12116696
Am I missing something?

>> No.12116715

>>12116711
Heterosexuality.

>> No.12116723

>>12116507
>Why don't you faggots just take Umineko as a whole instead of rating and considering separately each episode?
Probably because it didn't all come out at the same moment. There was enough time to discuss every episode separately. Considering the length of Umineko, it's like comparing the seasons of some anime. I prefer taking Umineko as a whole, though.

>>12116452
I've just finished reading the third chapter of the Second Night and I think it's really good so far.

>> No.12116744

>>12116723
I know what you mean. Everyone was killed by Kyrie, mostly. Kanon, Shannon and Beatrice are all the same person, Battler survives the incident and rosebud was the sled.

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>>12116723
Wait until you get to chapter 5, where Michiru reappears. That made me cry buckets.

I would really love to see more Higanbana. It's a much simpler concept than the main WTC series, but it is a really good setting. I especially like the way it's philosophically laid out in the last chapter of Second Night, which basically answers "why humans need the existence of monsters."

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>>12120150
I think Amakusa would gladly help her out of this dilemma...

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>> No.12121093

>>12120753
Did Amakusa take Satoko's (vaginal) virginity in all the doomed worlds where she was living with Rika on that night.

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>> No.12123409

>>12116821
I disliked Tomoko until the scene where Higanbana appears, but fuck, I wasn't her to say that.
Michiru doesn't deserve more suffering.

>> No.12123417

>>12123409
Meant to say "wasn't expecting"

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>>12122765

>> No.12125123

>>12125115
Reminds me of this game:

http://nigoro.jp/en/games/rose/

>> No.12125154

>>12123409
But I have aquired it at the age of 18 and have been trying to get rid of it ever since.
I'm pretty sure about what I want, and if it would come with additional reward it's even better

>> No.12125419

>>12125154
Are you replying to the right post? That seems like a non-sequitur.

>> No.12126588

So, was magic real?

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>>12126588
If it wasn't, where did he get the new clothes?

>> No.12126771

>>12126598
>new clothes
It's just Kinzo's cape draped over his normal clothes.

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Witches are the reason I have trust issues.

>> No.12126779

>>12126773
Rule #1 of life: Never trust anyone who follows different rules than you. (see:witches)

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>>12126779

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>>12126588
Don't be silly, something fantastic like magic can't possibly exist.

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>>12126771
wut

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>>12126773
The only trustworthy witch is Schierke.
But then again, I once believed in Beato too.

>> No.12126894

Why hasn't this thread died yet.

Also, Ange = best umineko

>> No.12126896 [DELETED] 

>>12126839
Please do not misuse spoilers.

>> No.12126903

>>12126896
But that's not misuse of spoilers at all. The spoiled text was clearly about a significant plot point in the series.

>> No.12126985

I sometimes wonder what Rosa's hair would smell like.

>> No.12126991

>>12126985
Grease.

>> No.12127005

>>12126985
Rose's scent.

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>>12126985
goat blood

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>>12126894
Ange a shit.

>> No.12130677

>>12130327
wasn't she supposed to be flat

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Hide your food everyone.
Here comes Rokkenjima's FATTEST FAGGOT

>> No.12130832

>>12130677
maybe she borrowed Shannon's swimsuit.

>> No.12130860

>>12130832
Can't be, it says Furudo right there.

>> No.12131243

>>12130677
>>12130860
The sprite is from a fan made game, http://vndb.org/v9220
I believe that's the reason she's not flat.

>> No.12131402

>>12130677
Ryu can't draw flat characters. Rika and maybe Higanbana were the only ones.

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>> No.12135246

>>12130677

No, she clearly has breasts in the original sprites. So do Bern and Lambda.

>> No.12135560

>>12126598

It's just another one of Kinzo's clothes

>> No.12137063

>>12092320
Come, try to remember the three types of witches there were
>Territory Lords
Can kill everything and anything in their fragment, easily squashed by:
>Voyager Witches
Can kill anything and everything in any fragment, eaisily squashed by:
>Creators
Literally god
Faetherine belongs to the last category, Lambda and Bern are the stongest Vojager witches, but still no match for a creator. Featherine was also dead when the statement about Bern and Lambda was made, it might have been true at the time, but after she revived, it wasn't anymore.

Either you show me some red or this logic error of yours is nonexistent.

>> No.12137080

>>12121042
When did this happen?

>> No.12137166

>>12092320
>does whatever that shit with lambda was supposed to be
So you have very low reading comprehension.

I'm not surprised you are such an idiot, but at the same time I am surprised you made it that far into a 120 hours VN, did you just hold Ctrl down until something happened on the screen?

Why don't you just bite your belly button and die?

>> No.12137196

>>12099353
Mods are so inconsistent. Moot has no fucking guidelines. I remember a screencap from like 2 or 3 years ago where a mod pretty much said the opposite and said that VN discussion was allowed on /a/.

>> No.12137197

>>12106039
Do you also get mad when people don't believe in that Loose Change 9/11 film and tell everyone to look it up and how it doesn't make sense for the terror attacks to NOT be a setup?

>> No.12137715

>>12137080
It's not from the actual game. It's made with the screenshot generator.

>> No.12137762

>>12137063
>>12137166
No, I'm not going to argue with the equivalent of KnownNoMore for the fantasy interpretation. Kill yourself.

>> No.12137821

Excuse me for asking but

what happened in Episode 1?

>> No.12138862 [DELETED] 

Bummmmp.

>> No.12138937

>>12137821
Everybody died.

>> No.12139889

So everyone is always saying that Ep7 and Ep8 are shit but is at least the music good? I'm at Ep5 and I still love it. It can't be that bad right? RIGHT??

>> No.12139906

>>12139889
Ep7 is lovely and Ep8 is awesome. They are just in another tone respect the others, just like 5 and 6 are different from 1-4.

>> No.12139940

>>12139889
Music is always good in R07 works. Music alone, however, can't redeem retarded plot direction.

>> No.12139964

tfw my mother is named Ange and she had cancer

>> No.12139967

>>12139964
Is you father named Amakusa?

>> No.12140599

>>12137821
Yasu makes Hideyoshi and Eva accomplices of a murder game, scares the living shit out of Natsuhi, Nanjo and Hideyoshi when true murders occur , Yasu disposes of Eva and Hideyoshi for being annoying fucks, fakes death, incinerate Kinzo, make an excuse so that servants and Maria can leave Kinzo's room and then proceeds to kill them all except for Maria who lies naturally, Natsuhi's gun has no gunpowder therefore it doesn't shoot or make a sound, Yasu proceeds to murder Natsuhi with a real gun, presents herself before bomb goes off.

>> No.12140613

>>12139889
8 is the best episode and 7 is great as well.

>> No.12141699

>>12137063
That makes no fucking sense anyway because it could be argued that Beato is a "creator" yet she is nowhere near as powerful as voyager witches

>> No.12141726

>>12141699
Beato is a Territory Lord.

>> No.12141746

>>12141699
Did you even finish reading Umineko?

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Am I the only one that is in love with Rosa Ushiromiya?

I want to marry her.

>> No.12142161

>>12142146
Kill you're self.

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>>12142146
No. But I think she's a little too young to get married.

>> No.12142222

>>12142199
She's 35. Way past Christmas cake level.

>> No.12142235

>>12142222
Oh man, I though he was talking about Maria. Time to sleep I guess.

>> No.12144425

>>12141726
>>12141746
A creator is just an author. I know that Beato is not supposed to be a creator. But it could be argued that she is one, after all her letters are the only reason that aurora/battler is able to make forgeries. She was a "creator" before Auau. I think this whole thing about witch differentiation and power levels is just nonsensical

>> No.12146260

>>12144425
>A creator is just an author.
Where does it state that? I think this is just your own misinterpretation.

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