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What's your favorite touhou quote? I'll start with a good one

"Be still. Entrust thine flesh to me." - Kanako Yasaka

>> No.12039474

"Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan"


>> No.12039476
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"Gotta exterminate the youkai before they explode, da ze~"
-Marisa Kirisame

>> No.12039484

Am I the only one who has no idea what anyone is talking about in any touhou game?

>> No.12039480

"Yare yare ze" - Marisa Joestar

>> No.12039488

Maybe I'm retarded, but it took me quite some time and lore-learning to fully understand the context of the dialogue in games.

>> No.12039495
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Marisa's lesson of how to "Spark"
-Concentrate your mind
-Mutter the spell to Mini-Hakkero tenderly
-Aim at someone you don't like
-Now unleash your annihilation of love!

>> No.12039501

"Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company." - Flandre Scarlet

Judging from the history of translations, you're far from being the only one.

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I'll tell you a secret.
My weakness is... nothing.

-Yakumo Yucurri

>> No.12039638

"The miserable man and evil minded
makes of all things mockery,
and knows not that which he best should know,
that he is not free from faults." -Alice Megadroid

>> No.12039645

Come join the nuclear slam

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"America is the greatest country ever and they can do no wrong" -Zun

>> No.12039843

>Genocide is just another game. It doesn't matter if it's humans or makai residence.
-Flower Mima

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>> No.12040156

``I love making shitty touhou threads on /jp/''

>> No.12040262

I would be interested in knowing just how bad the translations truly are and why they haven't, to my knowledge, been fixed.

>> No.12040268

- A. Syameimaru

>> No.12040278

"The moment that humans realized that the vastness of space was beyond their ability to control, they started to convince themselves that there must be aliens somewhere out there, even though nobody's confirmed it yet. Rationalism suddenly turns to mysticism when it goes too far. Funny, isn't it?"
-Kanako Yasaka - Symposium of Post Mysticism

>> No.12040288

"She's lower than human, I bet she doesn't even have ten fingers"

Marisa has the best dialogues

>> No.12040306

'touhou is ruined for me cause i was too much of a scrub to actually beat the games before looking at fan stuff'


>> No.12040344

"Okay, okay, I give up.
You're right. The endless night, stealing the full moon,
Hiding the human village, and putting hats on stone statues,
It's all Alice's fault. Now, bitch, get out of the way!"

- Marisa

>> No.12040348

"hiiii hiiii" ._ patchouli

>> No.12040346

"We're going to suck your cock and will not let go until you fuck us like animals and pour your cum in our pussies."

-Sakuya Izayoi

>> No.12040353
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"I am the Alpha and the Omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end."

-The Motherfucking Raymoo

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"The only problem with the US is that their food is too large while their beer is too small." -ZUN, AWA

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Muck you - Parchouli

>> No.12040464
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May I eat the one standing before me?

Marisa can go take a flying puke for all I care.

>> No.12040503

It's like I'm really on MotK!

>> No.12040540
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"Smell and touch my feet as much as you want"
- any 2hu grill

>> No.12040674


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"I don't always go on /jp/, but when I do, eye brows."
-The Great Yakumo Yukari

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So, business... or pleasure

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"100 yen for the first round, 50 for the second and on."
-Reimu Hakurei

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The dicks that I cannot suck are next to none!

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>> No.12040919

I though that was Yukari's favorite quote

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I'm not your fucking mom
-Ran Yakumo

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Nah, sounds like something your favorite 2hu would say.

>> No.12040960

i dont think tou meant to type 'youmu' but rather you wanted to say 'your mum'

>> No.12040969

The dicks that I cannot put in my ass are next to none!
->>12040960's mom


>> No.12040975

not what i was expecting

>> No.12040982

That guy's mum is a 2hu.

>> No.12040989

guess the 2hu

>> No.12041006

>- any 2hu grill

You slut...

>> No.12041010


>> No.12041014

Ran Yakumo

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"No one cared who I was until I put on the mask"

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>> No.12041225

That whole exchange wouldn't sound out of place in Touhou, it's just so bizarre

>> No.12041231
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you're pretty gutsy
-the fucking Yama

>> No.12042442
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"I'm going to blow you to smithereens!"

-Flandre Scarlet

>> No.12042718

"You're saying you'll create laws, and judge the people who break them? Are you stupid? Who's going to protect those laws? Whoever makes them, they'll just write them in a way that benefits themselves, and if they break them, they'll just ignore them and go unpunished."

Reimu Hakurei - Symposium of Post Mysticism

Reimu is an anarchist.

>> No.12042754

Reimu is a sheriff who only trusts herself to uphold justice.

She's also never heard of representative democracy.

>> No.12043135

"Now, bitch, get out of the way!"

>> No.12043502

"So, you came back to die with the Hakurei shrine." - Hata no Kokoro

>> No.12044072

>Reimu is an anarchist.
if that were the case she wouldn't have made laws herself that benefit everyone (spellcard rules).

she just knows that if any of those 3 corrupt harlots will create laws to benefit them more than everyone else, especially Miko who very explicitly is mentioned to be just exploiting her followers.

>> No.12044073

That never happened, all she really tells her is to move, IN translation team added swears here and there for some retarded reason and boy did it create a shitstorm.

>> No.12044176

I still don't get why there isn't any fixes to some fucked up translation on earlier games.

>> No.12044281

Apologize to the crown prince right now!

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Gotta WHOLE lotta love

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Very much this last line.

>> No.12047711

"cause it's Friday, you ain't got no job.. and you ain't got shit to do"

- Kirisame Marisa

>> No.12048761

"To embrace a serpent is to invite poison into your heart" - Suwako Moriya

>> No.12048761,1 [INTERNAL] 

Some years ago, there was a thread like this but it was actually good. Anyone remembers it?

>> No.12048761,2 [INTERNAL] 

you mena the one with the Linkin Park quote?