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Nurse yakui thread please.

>> No.12027074

>>12027056

Nice.

>> No.12027274

are they condoms? i don't understand, she's not some sex meido.

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>> No.12027607

>>12027587
These are supposed to be LSD tabs, right?

>> No.12028331

>>12027274
Druggies have tons of casual sex everyday. She probably uses a pack of condoms every night, and that's just with the safe sex. There's no telling how much unsafe sex she has.

>> No.12028350

>>12028331
Yakui is a slut!

>> No.12028359

>>12028350
A sexy popular slut.

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>>12028331

A maid never acts in an unclean way.

>> No.12028366

This thread is made redundant by entering two tags into danbooru. They're both in your original post. I'll let you guess which ones.

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>>12028366
>danbooru

>> No.12028420

>>12028366
thread please?

>> No.12028430

>>12028388
What's happening here?

>> No.12028460

>>12028430
It's what they do when they want to find out if you have an ulcer or cancer. They lubricate the tube and then have you swallow it aaaaalllll the way into your innards.

It is unpleasant, but not terribly painful.

>> No.12028480

>>12028460
Don't they normally knock you out for that though?

>> No.12028494

>>12028480
Why do they need to knock you out?

>> No.12028531

>>12028480
Yes they normally do

>> No.12028573

>>12028480
Not really, unless you are a wuss. It helps the doctor when you are helping to swallow the thing.

>> No.12028575

>>12028573
That's erotic.

>> No.12028593

>>12028575
Not that erotic when it drags out the mucus and shit it had to go through.

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I snort a lot of heroin. I've never shot up though because I don't like needles. I would let yakui inject me with opiates, though.

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>>12028606
Are you a real heroin addict just like in the tv shows otaku?

>> No.12028652

>>12028644
No, I actually go to school and have a job. I can't afford enough heroin to be an addict, and it makes me really sick so I do it on and off.

>> No.12028678

>>12028652
>No, I actually go to school and have a job
School AND a job? /jp/ is dead.

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>> No.12028683,1 [INTERNAL] 

Why was this deleted? Yakui is otaku culture.

>> No.12028683,2 [INTERNAL] 

I kind of want to snort a few lines of dexedrine but it's midnight and I might just be better off going to sleep.

>> No.12028683,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12028683,2
In case you're still here, do it anyway.

>> No.12028683,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>12028683,3
I'm going to sleep, still high on hydromorphone and my blankets need to me roll around in them. I'll just do it tomorrow

>> No.12028683,5 [INTERNAL] 

feel when you will never meet a cute alcoholic like milk...

>> No.12028683,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>12028683,4
>my blankets need to me roll around in them
cute!

SWIM once told me it's really fun to snuggle with your pillow when you're high.

>> No.12028683,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>12028683,5
but milk is not cute. She looks like an ugly jew.

>> No.12028683,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>12028683,7
I happen to be a ugly jew otaku, good sir.

>> No.12028683,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>12028683,8
hontou?

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