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/jp/. something really weird happened to me today! I was walking Youmu home like I usually do, and she reached out and started holding my hand! It was really weird, because she didn't say anything or make eye contact with me, and I didn't ask, so we just walked back like that. I only like her as a friend, but I think she has a crush on me. What should I do, /jp/?

>> No.12014350
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pardon me?

>> No.12014353

None of this happened

>> No.12014356

Crush dat tight pussay, brah.

>> No.12014358

>>12014347
Push her face into the snow and call her a pervert.

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>>12014350
It's all just as I said! She's a really good friend, but I'm just not in love with her. At least, I don't think I am. I guess what I'm worried most about is hurting her feelings. I can't stand the thought of losing Youmu as a friend, so I decided to ask /jp/ on what to do next.

>> No.12014396

>>12014347

Pretend to go out with her and make her death look like an accident. Then you upgrade to Yuyuko and live the good life.

>> No.12014400

I thought /jp/ was better than this.

That was years ago.

>> No.12014404

Tell her that you've always preferred Yuyuko.

>> No.12014408

>>12014400
What do you mean?

>> No.12014430

>>12014408
Obviously Yuyuko-sama is better.

>> No.12014448

reminder that imaginary characters interacting with you irl is NOT normal. please seek psychiatric care if your fumo starts asking you for money.

>> No.12014464
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>>12014448
How rude.

>> No.12014474

>>12014448
I'd let you in on a secret, but you just went full normie.

>> No.12016958

>>12014448
do you think i give a heck

>> No.12016976

>>12014448
How to spot a crossie

>> No.12017022

Youmu came to me in a dream last night and we were officially married. She proposed, we had a ceremony, the vows were taken, and we consummated the marriage. It's official.

Please refer to Youmu as YOUMU PETERSON from now on. It is disrespectful to both me and Youmu if you continue to refer to her with her past name of Youmu Konpaku.

Thank you.

>> No.12017030

>>12017022
Aya came to me in a dream last night and we were officially aya. She ayayaya, we had a ceremony, the ayayaya were taken, and we consummated the aya. It's official.

Please aya to Aya as Aya from now on. It is disrespectful to both me and Aya if you continue to refer to her with her past name of Aya.

Thank you.

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>>12017022
K-Kisama...

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>>12017022
Youmu came to me in a dream last night and we were officially married. She proposed, we had a ceremony, the vows were taken, and we consummated the marriage. It's official.

Please refer to Youmu as YOUMU SAUER from now on. It is disrespectful to both me and Youmu if you continue to refer to her with her past name of Youmu Konpaku.

Thank you.

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>>12017022
>>12017065
Youmu came to me in a dream last night and we were officially married. She proposed, we had a ceremony, the vows were taken, and we consummated the marriage. It's official.

Please refer to Youmu as YOUMU KAWA from now on. It is disrespectful to both me and Youmu if you continue to refer to her with her past name of Youmu Konpaku.

Thank you.

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>>12017022
>>12017071
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

YOUMU IS MINE SO YOU CAN'T MARRY HER

STOP IT

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