/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I had my first English class at university today. The teacher asked each of us to name a character we related to from a tv show, movie, or novel, which threw me into a fit of absolute terror. All I could think of were characters from animu or video games, until the last moment at which I blurted out, "I'm a combination of Comic Book Guy, Humbert Humbert, and Larry David; a biological weapon of mass social destruction."

The class thought I was hilarious. Too bad I wasn't joking.

[Anon vi Philadelphia !!CF3BKIiUIDY No.]

>>1201021
That is actually a pretty funny response, whether it is true or not.

Keep being yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1201021
So basically you're like Brolly.

[Gentleman No.]

You had a huge stroke of luck; it could've gone horribly embarassing, but instead ended up funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1201029
Who's Brolly?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't even know how I would respond to that. I would probably say something stupid like Captain America because I love freedom.

[Anonymous No.]

Novel? Could've just said Shirou because you're a dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

Thats not that bad. When I had to do that the only one I could think of was Randolph Jaffe from The Great and Secret Show by Clive Barker who takes the things of peoples nightmares and makes them real. I was in a bunch of abstract art classes at the time and was making a lot of really fucked up artwork.

[Anonymous No.]

you're the cool kid now

[Anonymous No.]

>>1201061
haha, oh wow

[Anonymous No.]

>>1201085
anonymous is the cool kid? oh shi-

[Anonymous No.]

>>1201058
HIS POWER IS MAXIMUM

[Anonymous No.]

>>1201021
that is actually fucking hilarious. i would have loved to hear that in class.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it bad that I don't know any of the people mentioned in the OP?