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What moe apps do you use for your phone, /jp/?

I use this loli alarm clock. Your daughter asks you to wake her up at whatever time you set. When that time rolls around, the alarm will ring (can choose between beeping or snoring), and you can choose to wake her up or not.

If you don't wake her up, she'll pee her bed, complete with CG and sound effects.

If you do wake her up, she'll be happy and will have a lengthy make-out session with you as a reward.

>> No.12008965
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NEETs don't need alarm clocks. Are you some sort of normie?

>> No.12008965,1 [INTERNAL] 

what a fuck is an apps

>> No.12008979

>>12008965
NEETing doesn't mean you can't follow a normal sleep schedule. It helps make me more productive.

>> No.12008996

>>12008979

*It helps me feel like I'm being productive

>> No.12009013

>>12008979
>>12008965
i didn't think there are any real neets on /jp/.

>> No.12009017

Okay wheres the freakin link

>> No.12009028

>>12008965

I keep seeing this posted around. What is it?

>> No.12009034

>>12009017
I have a feeling OP is trying to get the best of us.

>> No.12009033

>>12008965
>>12009028
why is there a PAD icon in the corner?
interested too

>> No.12009037

>>12009034
Does that mean I'm getting a link?

>> No.12009040

>>12009034

http://vamarket.jp/main/game/90/

It's free, but you need their market app to download it first.

>> No.12009046

>>12009028
猫耳があるんだから猫じゃないはずがない。~萌え猫のいる生活~

It's garbage. All you can do is tap the blue bait thingies and feed your "cat" to make it evolve. You unlock album images and stories for each level.

There's supposed to be an android version but I can't find it anymore.

>> No.12009064

>>12008996
That might be more accurate

>> No.12009097

>>12009040
Does this mean I'll have to run it through their marketplace apk? Or will I get an APK after downloading their app?

>> No.12009099

>>12009013
False. I am NEET, but I hate NEET life, so I will be ending it by getting into university. NEET life is so booooooring and you can't life in a fantasy forever so I had to wake up.

>> No.12009103

>>12009099
Read: "I spent a year off after high school so now I'm going to university on my parent's money."

>> No.12009112

>>12009103
Well university is free in here, so false again.

>> No.12009115

>>12009112
Tuition isn't the only cost associated with going to university, stay owned normal.

>> No.12009126

>>12009115
You are a fucking retard. Stop making these wild guesses when you don't know anything about me.

You are just self-loathing loser who is jealous of everyone who decides that loser life is not the way to go.

Stay owned you retarded cunt.

>> No.12009131

>>12009097

Latter

>> No.12009134

>>12009099
>>12009103
>>12009112
>>12009115
>>12009126
G-guys, no bully pls

>> No.12009134,1 [INTERNAL] 

It baffles me how /jp/ has users who willingly use smartphones. I truly want to believe it's nothing more than a moderation-sponsored marketer.

>> No.12009139

My phone supports caller ID, keeps a log of recent incoming calls, and has a directory of numbers kind of like a digital phonebook for personal contacts.

>> No.12009142

>>12009134
Ok. Fine. I'll just fap and sleep.

It just pisses me off when you share some thought anonymously some cunt comes and says some prejudiced shit.

Also to the other fags who think that there are no true neets here need learn the definition of neet.


I'll help you guys with copy pasta

A NEET or neet is a young person who is "Not in Education, Employment, or Training". The acronym NEET was first used in the United Kingdom but its use has spread to other countries including Japan and South Korea.
(I'm not here anymore. I am MR. Free education)

>> No.12009142,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12009134,1
Cool asperger's

>> No.12009148

>>12009142
Get out of here you unvirgin!

>> No.12009156

It baffles me how /jp/ has users who willingly use smartphones. I truly want to believe it's nothing more than a moderation-sponsored marketer.

>> No.12009171

It regards to this little bitch fit that will get this thread deleted. If you're going to sit and squabble over how your choices are more inherently right than someone else's you're an asshole. I'll take being a loser over an asshole any day but why should I care what someone else wants to do with their life?

Throwing around a word like loser makes you the real loser in my opinion. To imply someone's ideas and energy are all now worthless because they think or choose differently than you. That's just an incredibly low thing to think.

>>12009156
Don't you feel like some sort of hipster at this point though? I kept my flip phone for a long time, but after awhile it felt like I was the one going out of my way to be different. It's like not owning a microwave or TV. Certainly I can understand it but when it becomes some sort of active act of abstinence, with no real moral attached, it just feels like an attempt to seem cool.

I mean if you're not going to have a smartphone why have a cellphone at all? You'd save a lot of money just using Skype.

>> No.12009176

>>12009156

It's just a mini computer that fits in your pocket.

>> No.12009176,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12009142
holy FUCK this fucking retard got owned lmaooooooooo

>> No.12009209

>>12009176
It's funny, I remember back when I refused to upgrade my fliphone, I actually would just carry around an old Tungsten T|X which completely worked fine. I'm not sure if I feel embarrassed of that or not. It was pretty inconvenient.

I've only had my smartphone since last August and it's nice to have things on it but it's certainly more a toy than anything. It's just generally superfluous just like a indoor toilet, car, television, pets, or microwave oven. Though I don't think going without any of those things is going to make you some inherently better person.

>> No.12009240

>>12009209

Most electronics are toys

>> No.12009281

>>12008951
>and will have a lengthy make-out session with you as a reward
I have nothing against loli-lewd. But I don't want to make out in the morning, I would just want her to be cute.

>> No.12009293

>>12009281

It's skippable

>> No.12009293,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12009171
>>12009209
Listen to this faggot blogging about his uneventful life. This is the kind of scum smartphones cater to. And they're on /jp/, right now.

>> No.12009328

I've been putting off getting an iPhone, even when it was offered to me, because a NEET like me has no use for a mobile phone. But I have one now, I only got the jap nico douga app on it, that's about it. there don't seem to be any cute apps or a way to change the background to something cute. fucking apple

>> No.12009343

>>12009328
Try this and report back:
https://itunes.apple.com/jp/app/figyuaga360-mireru-figyukore/id674399844?mt=8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSc5F72fCO8&hd=1

I can't have that on Android.

>> No.12009373

Crap, I wish my mom would get a new phone. I'm still on the iPhone 4 so I don't even have Siri.

First world problems, etc...

>> No.12009373,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12009293,1
Janny's and Moot's approved™ users

>> No.12009379

>>12009328
Can't you jailbreak it? or is that not possible with the newer models?

>> No.12009393

>>12009379
I don't know what that involves. This one I have is 4s I think

>> No.12009405

>>12009343
Pretty good , now I cant admire figures I will never own ;_;

>> No.12009432

>>12009373
i have a 3GS, not fucks given

>> No.12009497

>>12009328
>iphone

www

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Don't forget, papa.

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Anipan ~Panties in the Anime~
It's a game where you flip a little girl's skirt.

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Deathsmiles. It has loli x pet end.

>> No.12009584

>>12008951
I do not, and never will, own a mobile phone.

>> No.12009586

>>12009584
I hope it's because you don't need one and not because you're some batshit paranoia faggot

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>>12009046
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.pnest.nekomimi
I got to the transformation right after >>12008965
and she becomes a spider loli.

>> No.12009597

>>12009586
Not that guy but I don't need one, and I also do not want anyone tracking me or listening to/reading/snooping on whatever I do.

>> No.12009600

>>12009040
Yeh you need to register too. They have tons of apps though.

>> No.12009606

>>12009597
that's already happening with all your internet activity.

>> No.12009617

>>12009606
Maybe for you, but not for me.

>> No.12009621

>>12009156
My phone is a flipphone, I use a Samsung tablet.

>> No.12009645

>>12009617
I assume you're stealing your wifi because otherwise this goes for you as well. Your obscure gentoo linux isn't saving you, kid.

>> No.12009656

>>12008951
What's that 50pts app that seems to be based on the game? It seems to say gacha? What?

>> No.12009674

>>12009343
Android pls.
Seriously though i enjoy drawing and this app would be really useful.

>> No.12009684

>>12009645
I got into someone's wpa2 network and I'm using a non-persistent version of Slackware running everything through non-US/German/French exit nodes on tor

just for safety

>> No.12009691

butcher_pete.apk

And this danmaku game, though I'm not sure it's really "moe" so much as "amusing" and "challenging."

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